Thread 212416648

Her milkers are huge in this novie

Well, I'm sold.

>>212416648 (OP)
they don't look it and aren't they old and fake by now?

>>212416648 (OP)
T

>>212416762
Yes, definitely fake. She chopped her great natural tits years ago.

>>212416648 (OP)
Might watch this movie just for Scarlett.

>>212416811
While it is absolutely insane that she had her beautiful knockers removed just to get fake ones like three years later, I still appreciate that she has juicy hooters again

>>212416648 (OP)
I know. Such big milkers on her little 5ft 3 body!!! Little mommy!! Her and Bryce would make mommy kino!!

>>212416648 (OP)
yeh but she's walled
it's like saying your aunty has a great pair.

>>212416917
>she had her beautiful knockers removed just to get fake ones like three years later
Sounds like incel bullshit

>>212416648 (OP)
Bogged

Another billy for ScarJo.

>>212417019
The boys on this website have never been with a woman and dont understand how push up bras work. What did you expect.
Same kids that claim Alexandra Daddario cut off her tits when she just lost weight.

>>212417019
it happened

>>212416648 (OP)
too bad they're attached to a 57 year old hag

>>212417226
>57
Jesus, anon, she's nowhere close to that.

>>212417193
This shit should be illegal

>>212417193
Scarlett just lost a bunch of weight doing cardio as "training" for her movies. She's got some titties now partly because of her second (third?) pregnancy.

>>212416811
What??

>>212417019
Everything on this board that offends you is just “incel bullshit” to you, so it means nothing.

>>212416648 (OP)
She's jewish, retard

>>212417936
>>212418270
These people have had sex and/or been married. Even discounting things like push up bras, a woman's tit size is probably the most variable part of her body. Seriously, get into a long term relationship. Any change in weight, diet, hormones, etc, the tits are always the first to show signs of change and always the biggest sign. Also, if ScarJo lopped her tits off she would've said something. Its good PR proud woman points to do that now.

>>212418288
fat and juicy

She mogs /tv/‘s favourite girl (Sweeney) even as a hag

>>212420015
One is obviously a starlet, the other is a glorified hooters girl

>>212418288
saggy naturals

>>212416648 (OP)
And her face is fucked.

Her farts smell like bourbon.

how much booba and giant dinos picking up tiny humans is in the film? people are saying it's bad but those two are the only reason i'm interested in jurassic movies

>>212417167
Damn, is there any Gen Z or Alpha actress who is that fucking hot or is it all on Sydney's shoulders?

>>212418288
jewbies

>>212420015
>bogged thalmor bitch cunt
>petite natural peasant girl from the hut next door

>>212420165
God I wish I could fuck her face

>>212416811
Breast tissue sometimes regrows if the person gains weight.
Women often gain weight after because lipo of fat tissue, lipo upsets the balance of their body.

she'd swallow your soul

>>212416648 (OP)
so are her chins

>>212418288
All famous women have to do to obliterate the wall is just to put the damn weight back on. It’s that simple. The face unghouls and the titties fill back out. Scarlett will be sexy until she’s 80 like Susan Sarandon if she just stays healthy.

If you got the bucc however it’s over forever. Ditto for aging your face with cigarettes and drugs.

How does she still look so good?

>>212416917
Fake tits are sin against God. They lie and look nice, but then you grab a handful and its just not even fun. Its like fondling a machine instead of flesh and blood, if that makes sense

>>212418288
the jews told me video game jiggle is exaggerated

>>212418288
They're fucking plastic bolt ons, it doesn't count you fucking virgins

>>212416917
>>212422161
Fake Scarlett simps, not knowing their lore.

Scarlett got her IMPLANTS removed that time, she never got her actual titties reduced. She took the fakeness out of them. They’re bigger now because her naturally sized tits became saggers after her kid a few years ago. You got it backwards. They used to be fake, now they’re not.

>>212418288
Imagine she had to breast feed a baby Dino hahahaha

>>212418288
She’s legally not Jewish in Germany. Just Jewish enough to get her foot in the door in Hollywood

Please stop sexualizing my wife

>>212422560
Im the baby dino

>>212416648 (OP)
At least Bryce was believable as a ruthless corpo bitch. ScarJo as a mercenary? Cmon bro.
Even that Indy replacement hag in the last movie was more believable as a hustler and scam artist. Coulda gone that route.
The mercenary shit doesn’t even pay off because they lose the guns instantly and are just running around like morons.

It’s amazing to compare the character introductions in JP with this. Even the sequel characters are so much better at creating some drama for them, some motivation. ScarJo wants money. She has a scene and a half about maybe giving that up for the good of the world with McGuffin dino blood.
Sad paleontologist is a non entity really. They put the most character into the family drama that’s just swept up in this shit by accident. Of which we learn a mexican’s girl has a stoner boyfriend who slightly redeems himself. Plot armor kid is “wise beyond her years”. Not exactly new to JP but compare this movie with the first one for the sibling dynamics and it’s fucking night and day. Again.

SCREENWRITING 101. Characters we care about. Stakes.

Even the equivalent to a mercenary redshirt character in JP is given scenes that are iconic now. Clever girl, etc. Even the death of nothing characters like the lawyer and Nedry are given characterization. HOW IS IT SO FUCKING HARD? These are notes you’d give a student film project.

>>212422161
i simply don't care

>>212422044
>listening to jews
Oy vey!

>>212422832
spider porn

>>212417090
Semitic genes

>>212422832
In one film, she gets fucked by a spider. In the next, she plays a Black Widow. It's like pottery.

>>212416648 (OP)
Did her ass look nice too?

>>212422832
GIWTWM

>>212421927
she's 40 years old. not oldhag age like Natalie Portman.

>>212422560
This is the best that I could come up with

>>212422701
>Superjeet spams his AI folder again

>>212423594
The rest of them were terrible. This one doesnt even look like her

Does she get them out in the movie

>>212416917
>fake tits
>juicy
only of one of the bags popped.. fake tits are shit>>212416961

>>212422832
giwtwm

>>212416811
They were always fake ffs

The scarjo boob shcizocels are probably some of the most brainrot posters on this board

She got a nose job too btw

>>212424820
As long as they keep posting pics to prove their point I all in.

>>212425069
soul and soulless

>>212416648 (OP)
>Her milkers are huge in this novie
I've been told they are comparable to the size of
> 24 pk case of Dr. Pepper
> Family Size Doritos
> XL Bag of Lays brand potato chips
> King Size Snickers bar
> Mega pack of Altoids

>>212421927
I'm entitled to have sex with her

Is a fucking bad movie but Scarjo looks top tier mom bod

>>212425069
That’s just makeup / lighting

She's annoying as fuck in this movie, the first 15 minutes have the worst dialogue and acting ever filmed

Big hips and fat ass tho

>>212422325
so the implants can be out of biz by knocking every 20-sth up?

>>212417193
absolute fucking moron this woman is

>>212422832
is this what she meant by the "male gaze"?

>>212421732
Face porn

>>212425929
Where's the proof

>>212417167
Her best red carpet looks. On par with the Venice red carpet of Lea's.

>>212417193
Weigth loss, thats it. Boobs are just fat. She is great again.

>>212416811
You are confusing her with Angelina.

>>212417267
Lea Seydoux and Scarlett are the best 40 year olds in Hollywood right now.

the male glaze

>>212416648 (OP)
>milkers
What an absolutely retarded term

>>212423388
>>212424348
do you want to be the spider or the teenage Scarlett?

>>212416648 (OP)
FAKE, She chopped off her original tits.

>>212416648 (OP)
There's literally a scene where she's trying to squeeze through a gate but she can't fit because her boobs are too big

>>212428245
Buying a ticket right now

>>212429028
What's the movie with the pool?

>>212423255
Her ass always looks nice. It's the one constant.

>>212429356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxkDOYv--Ag&t=12s

She has the look of a vintage Hollywood icon.

i will now watch for she
(using camrip sites with annoying SlotLights ads)
ahehehehahahahaha

>>212428245
>There's literally a scene where she's trying to squeeze through a gate but she can't fit because her boobs are too big
>>212428687
Its literally nothing

>>212429356
Why did they make the company guy a bad dude? Couldn't he be different at least once? Just to change things a little. I know that it ties with the message of the movie, but they could also add the asshole in the end, coming out of the helicopter or something idk

>>212420015
Sydney fucking MOGS every woman that ever existed.

>>212428245
Holy shit best Jurassic Park movie?

>>212429703
>is trying to fit in front/width-wise
Well that's never going to work no matter who the person is or what their build is, wtf

>>212416811
The other anon is right, they were probably always fake.

>>212417193
Push up bra + unhealthy weight loss after

ScarJo doing a dinosaur movie is pretty surprising to me desu. Normally she'd do independent films or weird ass philosophical movies outside of MCU. I thought it'd flop since the previous one was pretty mid.

>>212430143
She needs another villa in Italy. Who can't blame her, eh?

I've been masturbating to scarjo since I was 13

>>212430143
Yeah, I always thought her appearing in Jurassic Movie #7 was weird.

>>212416811
I was wondering the same thing. I swear I recalled she had a mastectomy a few years ago.

>>212416648 (OP)
Hey OP. Maybe you haven’t heard but she no longer wants to be sexualized. Please delete this.

>>212417019
Not everyone thinks lopping off parts of your body is a good idea, I know you get off to grooming kids to do it but its not actually natural

>>212430255
Based and same

>>212430143
Whenever these actors act like their shit smells way too good for slop it’s pretty much always the case of them never getting job offer in the first place

>>212430255
Same, this started all. >>212417193

>>212416648 (OP)
All I remember from start of movie was her massive tits in a white shirt and then they were in a blue shirt

>character speaks french
>subtitled so we know what he's saying
>other characters understand what he's saying in french so they could be speaking french to him
>but they speak to him in english so obviously he understands english and could speak it instead of having to do subtitles just for him

ScarJo was the least annoying part of this movie.
Even the Grant replacement nerd came off as a proselytizing faggot.
I wanted to see dinosaurs eat the mexicans every second and knew it would never happen.
Only ones eaten are the comically evil villain who ramped up to 100 because it was time for him to die, or the crewmembers they barely introduced after wasting loads of time introducing everyone else.

>>212435322
This. The problem with these movies is that since they are PG-13 we don't get to see anyone dying or cool dinos figthing, it's all just """"tense"""" scenes with no payback.

DEEZ-NUTZ REX

The Lust Wurld

>>212429703
Post the earlier few seconds where she tries to go in sideways

Why didn't they go harder on the mutie rex?
Give him 80 tiny arms like some creepy centipede

>>212435650
Because Gareth Edwards, he used the same design in Monsters and Godzilla 2016, and every time it gets worse.

JEW RACK SUCK
PARK

>>212426718
yes babies make biggie boobies

>>212435897
he is so fucking proud of that design

Give her the D-rex.

>>212417193
You guys have no idea about women lol

>>212417193
she lost weight you fucking retards

>>212417193
>REEEEE I'M TOO LAZY TO TRAIN MY CORE AND UPPER BACK AND STARE SMART PHONE 8H PER DAY AND HAVE BACK AND NECK PAIN
>yeah you must pay me 5k so I can chop your most natural things off -Dr. Goldberg

>>212422832
I am the spider

big titties are great, but I love flat chested girls with eraser nipples desu.

>>212416648 (OP)
Would've loved to see her tits in the man who wasn't there, lost in translation, perfect score, even in the island; now she's an old woman and I couldn't care less, weird thread really

Her best look was in The Island.
Michael Bay knows how to serve chicks well.

>>212437167
it is actually widely known it was in perfect score

>>212435250
There are a lot of people like him, many Mexicans who can't speak in English but can't understand it.

is it worth sitting through this slop just for Scarlett booba?

>>212427536
>Lea Seydoux
her perpetually weepy face is very annoying.

he is laughing at us, what a prick, he can play with those milkers all day long, also licking and sucking her pussy

>>212416648 (OP)
If only she could act.

>>212425069
got her teeth fixed as well

>>212421927
Plastic surgery and fillers (and that's a good thing)

>get walled
>have a couple kids
>become more powerful than ever
Why don’t more actresses take the milf pill??? Scarlett saggers are a wonderful sight to behold.

>>212417189
even men that have been with women don't understand how push up works, and even then push up can't push flat tits

>>212425848
great bait

>>212438510
Agreed. More actresses should have kids in the mid to late 30s. They can certainly afford to have their eggs frozen and get fertility treatments to mitigate the risks. And there is nothing better than a hag who gets pregnant and gets a free boobjob and gains a little weight in the right places.

>>212423255
Nothing will ever beat her in pic rel. it’s all Been downhill since then. I don’t like short chicks bc they creep me out but even i got chubbed up watching pic rel

>>212437261
Ayeeee pantsu

>>212438667
I need to rewatch this kino.

>>212416811
was never proven
innocent like jlaw

>>212416648 (OP)
How often do we see her bare armpits in this movie, given the outfit she's wearing here?

>>212423594
this is how the movie should have ended

>>212417193
It's called sinking it happens to your face in your 30's or 40's depending on genetics. It basically makes women's faces look more hard and therefore masculine. It has nothing to do with dieting with would happen anyway.

>>212441395
It's just losing some of the baby fat, isn't it?
And the elasticity of the skin as you age.

>>212416648 (OP)

Wasn't she pregnant?

>>212416648 (OP)
Christopher Walken is trans now?..

>>212420015
there's a good reason why most of sidney's pictures don't show her """hips""""

>>212416648 (OP)
If that were true I would expect you to have a photo that actually illustrates your point.

GIWTWM

>>212416648 (OP)
shes an old hag

>>212416648 (OP)
Its pads, she is borderline flat chested and regrets her reduction. Also she did in fact get a reduction, everyone who denies this offers a different explanation. One person will say "its post pregnancy its normal to lose all of your tits!" and another will say "ummm it was clearly weight loss duhh" no one agrees, no idea why there is such a impulse to lie about her reduction surgery.

>>212442151
This also she did Under the Skin before her surgery, she literally did it to show them off before losing them, no idea why people dont understand or pretend to not understand this.

>>212441720
Yeah she was, whats your point? Here is another woman post pregnancy, would you like to elaborate on how she still has breast tissue or are you going to double down?

>>212422701
Good Morning, Sir

>>212442151
Tranny

>>212441871
See >>212438510
>>212429356
>>212418288

>>212443642
Even if she got pads, it's amazing to see an actress in the main role with big milkers

>>212444481
What's wrong with that thing's face?

>>212425069
jaw/cheeks too

>>212444577
Face?

>>212418288
She never lost her jewbs

>>212444577
Filter and makeup.

>>212443707
Wrong; I've been following Dakota Blue Richards for years and that picture is definitely pre-pregnancy. It was before her 30th birthday, even

>>212444957
I've decided, I'm gonna watch this flick.

>>212416648 (OP)
The only spec ops ScarJo should be deployed for is by Mossad to rapewash a young naive neonazi into joining AIPAC

>>212442151
>>212443691
Imagine she had to cut them off because they were taking control.
>jo: no I don’t want another burger
>tits: EAT IT

>>212416648 (OP)
What's she looking at? Oh a sexualized primordial slug.

>>212436569
Why bother? Seems like she's the retard.

>>212416648 (OP)
I don't even want to see this bitches old ass tits anymore
Selling her tits to sell a movie was gone like a decade ago

all milkers are small and pathetic compared to xtina's

THESE ARE WHAT HUGE TITS LOOK LIKE.
OP IS STOOPID