Thread 212417940

The Shorts fiasco continues

>>212416441

Jet fucked an 18yo highschooler

first for elleigh

POST YFW

JET

WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

Angelina's mom is proud of her little goblin.

Very cool Ellie thanks

That's not very premium right there what you just did

>>212417955
Sam Hyde would be proud
it's a pedo show

? but what about mints butt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNUG3NxzTI

How embarrassing is this?

the beautiful eleanor

>>212417940 (OP)
Obviously not the same shirts look at orange logo placement

>shorts allegation
>Coffeezilla might make a video

How hard is he about to shell /ftl/ with falseflags? Another round of CP like the other night?

>>212417975
alex b my love

>>212417940 (OP)
>man who thought he'd lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope he didn't even know he still had

S5 should use the original hell house concept but the "contestants" are members of production

Get raped Jet ftl sends our regards

>>212417975
CBT and findom

>>212417940 (OP)
we need to enhance the image. i think jet's shorts have parts of the logo worn or missing, the ones Ellie is wearing look brand new

I actually got this from Jet after he had sex with me (Ellie here).

>>212417995
A
Really
Yummy
Erect
Hammer
>Yes

just rename these threads to cope tank live

Is Jet going to man up and take her to prom

Imagine waking up to her after night of breeding
https://gofile.io/d/TxROXG
(New post named jamas)

>>212417989
ellie's so pretty

>>212417940 (OP)
I don't give a shit who Jet fucks and neither should you

Chat's in a STATE

Reminder jet met her when she was minor
he groomed her
the 4chan staff facilitated this

>>212418042
lol

I think jet won.
KING SIMP SHIT

>>212418028
Ellie's picture is inverted because she's in a mirror. You can see part of the rockstar logo on the corner of Jet's shorts

>>212417974
why is her mom naked and crying

>>212417955
Fucking a high schooler in your late 20’s is the only way to progesss into the high levels of Wiggerdom

>>212417989
because of the blue patch, her legs looks like mewtwo type bitch from instagram
but we know she is built like a chinese stick

Hey its me Tayleigh from season 2 can you guys like me again i never fucked or rimmed Jet thanks dude

Freddy was robbed
We were robbed
Jet owes us sex and 4 weeks of content

>>212417955
N I C E

>>212418028
nigga just let them some have fun, don't be a downer

so at what point do the elliesimps cut their losses and start self inserting?

>>212417940 (OP)
Obvious differences in wear too, Ellie's look new, jets look washed

?

Wow fishtank postseason more entertaining than s4, thank you ellie, thank you /ftl/, keep stirring the pot

Jet didn't actually do any of the things he's accused of.
I'll start with the one that kicked everything off this summer: No, he did not rape claire. He passed out because she made him relapse on galaxy gas after saying she "just wanted to see" and then she pulled his pants down and started munching on his ass. He had no say in the matter. I was incapacitated so he couldn't do anything about it. Now he's getting all the blame for something that isn't his fault. In fact he is the victim of vile female machinations and we should be helping him.

>>212418051
nice

>>212417940 (OP)
They’re different? Jets are faded, hers look new. Rockstar logo clearly visible on one not the other.

What about the scam of running a show 2 weeks knowing it will be shutdown and getting audience to pay into stox.

>>212418051
Danke for the update, Angiechad

>>212418019
We're proud of our boy though.

>>212417974
She takes her daughter OF pictures. She is a good person

Could Fishtank survive a Coffeezilla video?

>>212418020
Bitch got jowls lol

>>212418051
Fuck what a tight slut…

>>212417989
Chats in a state

True aryans only simp for one woman on this show and its Trisha Melchor

>>212418104
It's already happening, look at the thread

>>212418003
Why do you think skyscrapers are so big? Because the world used to be full of giants who built them. That's why they have all have basements, a giant mud flood came and covered the lower floors that use to be underground. But *HUGE SIGH* we're not even going to get into all that. Thanks for the donation Baldanders.

Charls used to be kind of funny now he's just pathetically retarded.

yeah but did you guys hear about doghouse, that's crazy right

>>212418122
>>212418118

>>212418028
I lean towards her orbiters planning this troll and are aware of all the fucking contestant lore.

Is this Elli going full bagel mode

>>212418120
You can literally see the logo on the corner, the images are mirrored

>>212418052
Now imagine jets Serb seed all over her face

>>212418129
Why would he make a video on some washed up "comedian"?

Guys, you know you Sam Hyde fans are worthless chuds who will never get pussy in your whole life, right? Why don't you give up and kill yourselves? That would ease a financial burden on your parents.

with the tayleigh crashout the taysimps at least had a little period where she wasn't obviously fucking someone
ellie obviously was getting mating pressed by fat_hack_bastard downstairs and STILL has dump simps clinging to her lmao
pathetic

>>212418161
the san andreas part is still covered

he did it

>>212418109
half-white mauro

>>212418089
Didn’t think of this at all but it’s undeniably true holy shit

>>212418028
i dont think it matters at this point

>>212418076
>>212418028

look: https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1751828985441526.png

the ^ in the stripe on the bottom is on the same side as the rockstar logo on the ones letty is wearing, straight line without logo on jets

the ones ellie are wearing as the straight line on the side with the logo >>212417940 (OP)

D E B U N K E D

6 months after the coffeezilla expose:

>>212418106
>ellie's looks new
Not at all, they're yellowed from wear near the crotch area. She is wearing the shorts up her navel and tight. Jet is wearing it baggy and low with tons of stuff in the pocket.

let's all thank u/Casesummer for putting an end to this grooming operation

>>212418206
no aura

"They're not his shorts where's the Rockstar Logo" bros...our response?

>>212418101
I thought for a minute drench understood the show but then freddy came back and she started babbling like a retard about rules.

>>212418201
anon...

Is it funnier if she fucked Jet, or she didn't and is just trying to ruin his life

>>212418051
*posts tight puffy good person pussy in your path

>>212418201
You might be retarded, anon-sama.

>>212418206
piss shoes

>Benji simping for Jet's sloppy seconds 5 times in a row

Boy he really knows how to choose them

>>212418228
>>212418206
welp

Ellie wasn't even alive when San Andreas came out. Why would she go online and specifically look for a pair of San Andreas shorts? Ellie simps are delusional lmao

>>212418204
the fact she took the pick lifting her shirt to show off the shorts she knew EXACTLY what she was doing. ya goy aint no babyfag

>>212418129
Yeah nobody here gives a shit about that guy and paypigs are less than human they probably had a 12 hour hands free orgasm after getting scammed.

ok you guys are being retarded and gay now. Yeah Ellie and Jet fucked. Let's move on now copers

>>212418191
Letty too? What does it mean...

>IT'S MY FUCKING SHOW I'LL FUCK WHATEVER CONTESTANT I WANT
>I'LL FIND A NEW LOCATION FOR S5 SOON GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY EAR

>>212418229
It was only after that meltdown that she learned the wules dont matta, the chawwenges dont matta and then everyone got sent to the bunker so we never got to see if she'd have a new strategy for the house

>>212418201
Mints.... this is the best you could come up with?What is Jet even paying you for?

wth ADL documentary makes it seem more kino than season 4
I wanna watch it now

>>212418169
Yeah I’m retarded, the mirror. I suppose more will be leaked. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

this slut really is the new belle delphine

ELLIE FUCKED JET

WHAT SHORTS

>>212418295
Jon needs a guy who can set up cameras

>>212418228
>>212418206
yeah theyre not the same shorts, rocktstar logo is in a completely different place. funny joke by her orbiters though

woop woop good person detected

>>212418274
>2004 was 21 years ago
don't do this to me

>>212418274
Her discord orbiters planned it and maybe they’re enemies of Jet from actionman kick circles or something

>>212418222
what did ellie do to trigger you, did the shorts-gate unlock a hidden memory for you ben?

>>212418239
>fishnet socks
MY COCK

there are moments in the last days i feel bad for him because i have a good, naive heart and i see this unnecessary hate on him, because he didn fuck ellie
but then i remember he is evil pervert and also greed for money and hedonist
same with bitches, i tend to forget they are truly evil and hard to uderstand

>>212418201
why do autistic people always do this why can't you just have fun

>>212418274
they are her friend's that apparently is visiting because he said she took it out of his luggage.
i think he is probably aware of ftl and brought them for this specific reason

I wonder what Mauro is up to guys

>>212418220
Misappropriating show funds for a meet and greet with a celeb

>>212418178
You sound happy

>>212418295
>>212418315
it’s out
https://rumble.com/v6vsc81-hell-house-the-downfall-of-adl-part-iii.html

>>212418129
He should do it
we know which mods and janitors didn't quit after the hack and we have all their info so they can be held accountable too for allowing the shill links here

>>212418316
DEBUNKED

>>212418330
shittiest lie ever

>>212418274
They're Vice City Stories 2006
OG Vice City was 2002

>>212418330
> probably aware of ftl
You would have to be a deeper lore keeper to know this would get under jets skin

>>212418330
Insane wigger cope

Reminder MDE made a white doctor lose his job for going on a date with a female contestant they are having sex with

Jet crashed

>>212418356
im not a kiwitranny so I dont watch docs on e people. Just give me bullet points

>>212418228
uhh you stupid fags i just ran both through analysis software. The shorts ellie is wearing have way more cumstains then the ones jet has on. COMPLETELY different pair you fucking cringe losers, keep seething.

>it's just a coincidence she's wearing the same shorts that Letty wore that Jet wore

I see Jet's already deployed the 'cord

>>212418239
>fishnet socks
retarded.

>>212418345
remember the $5k apple vision pro? used for like half an hour one day? That's a tax write off now

Remember when they made Claire wear Letty's shorts for the twerk challenge? It runs deep.

>>212418366
KEK you might be actually mentally ill

>>212418201
Both sides have that notch you blind retard.

>>212418366
>DEBUNKED
anon, the logo is different..

>>212418058
The fuck is this moralism? You posted actual cp.

>>212418129
The thing is that you need a large enough audiance that is able to hate you to get people to actually turn on you

MDE is
1. Not big
2. Is filled entirely with paypigs who already do damage control for them

The only thing that might happen is having some right wing grifters stop associating with Sam
But nobody big actually associates with him anyways

MDE will unironically never be written about in the NY times

>>212418366
you can see the spacing difference right there and here >>212418161
the logo is much closer to the blue on jet's

>>212418366
No in the pic Letty wears it and it has the triangle shape

And people got mad day 14 they weren't going to get a show
Thanks wiggers!

>>212418285
Yeah that’s fair. Bitch was also jetlagged and between dueling sleep schedules too so credit where it’s due.

JET NO TOUCH

THEY'RE NOT JETS SHORTS
>THEY'RE NOT JETS SHORTS

YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY'RE HIS SHORTS
>YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY'RE HIS SHORTS

>>212418201
>>212418366
The shorts literally only has a single design, retard.

>>212418402
jet has thing for women's outfits, where's the paraphilic disorder guy

more technologically advanced grooms

>>212418067
precoping is crazy

she was 100% fucked by sam or jet

>>212418308
>josie
Lol come on now

>>212418412
nah same logo

>>212418451
lol lmao even you can see where you tried to stitch it together in photoshop or something nice try

>>212418281
Yeah sadly it looks like it's just going to be the Josie and Steinful situation all over again. Obvious to everyone except the simps, simps in denial 24/7, Ellie admitting it 6 months later. very sad

>>212418451
>>212418366
>anons so retarded they don't realize how different positions of the leg would affect the shorts' look
I knew this was tard central but jesus

>>212418394
Investors lawyering up when

>>212418366
yeah the spacing seems off. Good troll Ellie, I hope you ruin Jets life. release the texts

>>212418468
>>212418421

>>212418473
on jets/letty shorts the rockstar logo looks closer to the blue sidetrim
it looks farther away on ellies shorts

Fuck.. this is what i get for liking the hot asian girl
I hope at least I will get my money back

zoobo back

>>212418483
Exactly. Retards thinking that Jet having his shorts baggy and filled with shit in his pocket means it's not the same shorts because Ellie has them up on her navel and empty kek.
Elliefags are the new lettyjeets

>>212418421
>MDE will unironically never be written about in the NY times
Sam's journalist arch enemy (Bernstein) is a NYT contributor now, so it's not too much of a stretch

You better stop perpetuating lies about Brother Jet. There is a bad ending in store for you.

>>212418421
Yeah, but Sam is famous adjacent.

His buddy Shane Gillis is blowing up right now, you think he will want to be publicly associated with Sam?

manifesting jon going on a crusade against jet

>>212418473
Jet's version doesnt have the Rockstar logo but its probably the legit pre-order bonus or sum sheet and Ellie's is probably from Wal-Mart.

>>212418483
it's elliecuck maximum cope

ellie's IG live
get it while you can
https://gofile.io/d/0FEDgK

wtf did ellie just change into sandals because someone where called her shoes "piss shoes" ?

>Ellie post another picture wearing the shorts real quick *snaps*
>Okay everyone, once they repost in in FTL start spam posting they're confirmed not the same *hits galaxy gas*

>>212418051
i took the photos btw

sstarting to feel bad about elliejeets, bros
ive only seen this level of cope twice before and it was with josie and letty getting banged by wiggers

>>212418538
dude

>when the vain attractive teen turned out to be yet another vain attractive whore
I mean folks surely the odds are 1 in million!

chat's in a state

>>212418538
WHAT YOU NIGGAS TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!??

>>212418538
Jet's do have the Rockstar logo open your eyes.

When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first season
To the last you’re gettin' laid.

what shorts

>>212418538
Nvm im fucking retarded and phone posting and didn't zoom in. Fuck this fuck my life fuck my show fuck these threads I need to get back to fucking work
BITCH FUCK YOU

Go back and watch the Ellie actionman clip and tell me that doesn’t look like a girl who knows exactly what she’s doing

like im into rimming jet

>>212418568
its the same 5 faggots. its not even fun looking at them because they are doing it for ftl attention

Even Weinstein had the decency not to pursue high schoolers. Jet is Epstein level of fucked up. I don't trust the justice system but someone has to do something about this shit before he harms others.

>>212418568
if we cared what was being said at wherever you are posting this from we would just go there

holy shit how is the shorts logo position relevant?
obviously the same design, maybe they've tweaked it one millimeter, but it's still the vice city shorts

I'm not one to cope but look how far away the rockstar logo is on this, shes trolling

>>212418358
heh

>>212418497
>>212418508
>>212418538
Man

viewtiful joe needs to crush this washed up nigga while he can

>>212418607
>maga fag

ok im out

elliecucks can't stop losing

>>212418607
all this makes me feel is that I should be outside too in the sun desu

They are doing this on purpose. They are playing into the rumours for more engagement. They did not have sex you morons!

mfw i become a wigger cocksleeve and lose all my simps

>>212418568
lol the guy talking about Tayleigh’s grace period hit the nail on the head if there’s a full elliejeet mutiny

>>212418653
The show is at its best when people think I don't care about it and just cast the girls I think I can get laid with

Jet <3

>>212417955
Jet talked to a 17 year old for months, put her on his "show" when she turned 18, and then fucked her on the fans' dime.

you cant explain this

>>212418607
You must be severely autistic if you don't understand how fabrics work, anon
Or a mentally ill twitter orbiter

>>212418366
deleting my ellie folder

>>212418606
i dont think people are disputing they arent the same design. the logo is hand sewn on and is probably in a slightly different position on every pair depending who sewed them. i think that is the point and what differentiates them

>>212418654
She wasn’t doing it for fishtank simps. She’s doing it for kick ip2 actionman simps. This was her scheme to get into that circle

>>212418654
the sad thing is that she's hot enough that even if she was in 4k rimming goran she'd still have simps

>>212418672
>these really specific shorts that no one would have remembered
they are iconic for the end of s1. you just outed yourself as a nonwatcher

>>212418653
Possibly the only thing more retarded then casting young girls in your show to have sex with is not doing that but making everyone think you do as a joke

>>212418672
I gotta hand it to her, she may be young but she ain't no babyfag

>gives you a cool $12k
>takes you on a trip to New York at his expense with a crack whore (no male fish allowed on this trip!)
>gets you completely wasted every single day, picks up the tab
>wants nothing in return, only friendship
>just wants to help becuase he's a GOOD GUY and you're REALLY COOL
Is Jet the nicest guy to ever live?

>>212418274
The game takes place in SoCal, of course a California discord user high schooler would want shorts like that

>>212418622
We need to start emailing Joe Bernstein about this shit. It's his chance of destroying Sam Hyde once and for all.

ELLIE IS A TEENAGE GIRL WHO GOES TO HIGHSCHOOL AND JET TRADED HER A FISHTANK CONTESTANT SPOT TO FUCK HER. HE TURNED DOWN HUNDREDS OF ACTUAL CONTENT MAKING APPLICANTS TO GROOM A TEENAGE CHILD. HE SACRIFICED THE SHOW TO GET TEENAGE HIGHSCHOOL PUSSY. ELLIE WAS 9 YEARS OLD WHEN WORLD PEACE PREMIERED!!!!!

>>212418681
my 9/10 bosnian groomer husband

not to be a "name 5 songs" fag but what are the odds ellie has played Vice City

>>212418684
well that just confirms it, good one orbiter faggots

SIMP

SONS

DESERT

STORM

ECHO DELTA

EED

SNEED FEED SEED

MAGIC

BUCKS

LEO

debunked my poop down the toilet

you know what ellie isn't even that hot anyway.....

>>212418704
you are talking about when letty wore them?
god gotcha posters have to be the lowest iq on the entire site.

>>212418684
ellieseethers, our response???
surely this image is edited

>>212418607
saddest cope

>>212418684
drawstring on the right

t. zoobo

>>212418686
DON'T
I want it please

>>212418653
the classic "haha it's just a joke bro" deflection

>>212418684
That's the Y you idiot

>>212418684
That's the Y in vice citY letty has her body turned sideways and the big ass shorts are probs not centered. Try again wiggers.

>>212418649
>I should be outside too in the sun
yes. leave this place and never look back

>>212418739
they were worn by jet for like the last week and a half straight
we keep track of jet's bitty fitteds around here

>>212418731
I think she at least "played" it before like probably went around killing people but I doubt she actually played and beat it

>>212418684
>>212418699
take a walk

>>212418685
I dont understand how a stiched logo could shift its position while also not being patched on like the original jet shorts?

I was only calling Ellie hot as a joke desu. Don't give a fuck about that busted hoe fucking some fat Slav.

jet is a GOLDEN GOD

This only makes sense if elli is planning on fucking (with) jet maybe she has an axe to grind

>>212418684
Are you retarded? That's the y in Vice City, retard.

If you want to know what really happened, I’ll start from the beginning. Jet has been crashing out for months because of legal issues surrounding the show leading to increasingly destructive behavior (overeating, drinking, drugs, etc.). The crew ultimately decided to proceed with S4 and fend off local authorities by rationing the shows budget to cover legal fees. This all came to a head when days before the premiere 3 cast members backed out at the last second and jet had to find quick replacements. With nowhere else to find them he tapped his pool of orbiters and deranged fans, which is where he found Ellie. The executive prod team didn’t know she was a highschool student and when Sam found out he was pissed and requested that Jet eliminate her ASAP. Jet was struggling and took his frustration out on Jin and Daniel for justifiably questioning his professionalism. Ellie on the other hand offered adoration, so jet advocated for her continued participation. Due to an oversight the crew was unable to secure the funds to fend off local authorities, which led to the shows demise. Jet blamed himself and indulged in destructive tendencies to cope. In a fit of mania he took Ellie and set charts for New York city. Sam warned him he was jeopardizing everything but in that moment nothing else mattered. In a desperate attempt to protect Ellie Direnc insisted that she tag along as a third wheel using her charms to manipulate Jet into agreeing. She was ultimately unsuccessful…the rest is history. Sam sent cowboy out to find Jet, but his whereabouts are currently unknown.

a dude in ellies school called alex reid told me how she made him suck a bbc in front of her, dis girl a freak

>>212418545
why did he call her it

>>212417940 (OP)
I dont care that jet fucked her but can you guys find those shorts anywhere? I found a 3xl that sold on ebay

Honestly I could never marry an asian so its not too bad

*wins*

>ellie simps think she's some high iq master troll
>any time she opens her mouth she's a braindead irony pointed thot

reminder that they also claimed she was trolling Sam by repeating his backstory to him, but it actually is her backstory too.

>>212418696
groupie whore

did ellie rim jet?

Next Ellie weird gag is going on Facial Abuse as a troll.

>>212418801
,

>>212418731
In true zoom zoom fashion she probably watched a streamer play it.

>>212418684
letty's are at an angle, retard

>anon points out the shoes she is wearing are covered in piss
>she immediately makes a story in new socks and sandals
she is /ftl/'s golem

>>212418812
Total brat victory

>>212418201
nice try mints

>>212418814
It's her orbiters, there bigger fans than she is and pushed her to be on the show. they were probably in the threads when the letty shorts thing happened

The she is just trolling cope it the most insane simp cope ive seen yet. When Tay did her cockbuddy space nearly everyone left ftl2 hell Q left before that when he pieced it all together.

The state needs to intervene and shut Fishtank down

>>212418814
>reminder that they also claimed she was trolling Sam by repeating his backstory to him
no?

i feel like i'm watching an elaborate ARG/publicity stunt, like literally everything that has happened since season 4 started and then fell apart.

>they're breaking out mspaint now
simps in a STATE

>>212418801
K... KEEP ME POSTED

the dude making the "it's different shorts" images is a level of unhinged we haven't hit since season 2 offseason
good job boys

>>212418834
we control the action

>>212418801
Jet is on a plane to Bosnia with a suitcase full of fishbucks and fake rolex.

daily reminder

>>212418806
You can find Jets shorts by googling GTA VICE Zipper Basketball Shorts Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Basketball Shorts Mens Sports Breathable Quick Drying Shorts

>>212418881
Jet is too young to be fucking Ellie. He doesn't know how to treat her right.

faggot cuck general

NO NO NO NO THE POTHEAD CHILD MOLESTED TERMINALLY ONLINE IRONY POISONED E-GIRL WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A WIGGER
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE

>>212418864
it's federal now. donald trump will shut this perverted groom factory once and for all

ellie was goontrafficked

>>212418862
actually this is not true, only Q left (and hasn't been seen since),the rest stayed for bloodgames

>>212418894
its literally true though, they're different shorts. logo is in a different position and its not patched on

>>212418839
toes soon

nobody actually gives a fuck about ellie and jet right?
its just a diversion from the fact that the show got canned 4 weeks early

HE is the creator
its HIS show
the retarded guy has a problem with HIM

>>212418806
sauce

>>212418934
did you have permission to post this?

>>212418839
fat bitch has to wear a big ass hoodie because she knows she gained 15lbs in the house and eating korean food all day in NYC

>>212418935
you are fully insane

>>212418339
>Mauro

HIS FISH
HIS SHOW

FUCK OFF INCELS

>>212418921
I will sleep soundly once again when jet is deported to el salvador to wrestle alligators in a dungeon.

>>212418801
I choose to believe this

>>212418935
kwab

>>212418881
I’m not tapped in enough to know how much truth there is to this. I thought there were a lot more zoomers here.
t. 23 years of age (not an elliejeet though)

ok lets just say for a second that they didn't fuck. WHY is jet sharing pants? why is he even with them? isn't he supposed to be hustling to find a new location to redo season 4? why the fuck does he carry his wardrobe with him when he hangs out with people?

Can someone qrd me on Burt never being paid the 50k? I thought he agreed to gamble it and then they did but lost. That doesn’t mean they didn’t pay him Burt could have said no I want the money and would have gotten the 50k he literally was just too retarded to say no.

>>212418935
Jet bought another pair

>>212418972
this bitch crazy

>>212418972
>i am wearing my male totally only-friend's shorts teehee it is normal for girls to wear their male friend's clothes hehe
Does she think this is better?

>>212418206
>>212418839
half an hour and for some reason she changed not only her shoes, but also her socks
what a slut

>>212418972
why does she feel the need to defend jet?

>>212418972
I knew she was innocent. People who think she fucked Jet are retarded incels.

>>212418935
>t. Dr. Cross

>>212419016
idk if i were her I'd add fuel to the fire

LEO

COWBOY

SLAVE

MAGIC BUCKS

DARK KNIGHT

Ellie will never forget this month of grtting stretched out by jet

>>212419014
someone called her out for wearing the piss shoes

>Had her as the thumbnail on day 1
>Told Jin and Daniel they couldn't flirt with her
>Cast her despite them saying they no longer wanted people under 21
>had Letty ask her if she thought he was cute
>"accidently' walked in on her showering
>made her do puppy tricks
>saved her from elimination even though all she did was sleep all day
>took her on a trip to NYC after the show ended
>All while she talks like she's 12 and is still in high school

kiwitrannies will tell you this is completely okay and normal btw

>>212418801
This is canyon

>>212418970
you know he unironically thinks this.

>they are just haters man I'm a good guy why shouldn't I fuck all the fish girls?

>>212418837
so easy!

what shorts? ha that's crazy, you guys hear about taylor cheating on her boyfriend again that's wild and doghouse and cole streaming and claire and abi fighting and the adl documentary and mints fat fucking ass, so much to discuss ha ha

>>212418837
Cucked by jimmy

Eleanor Goodson

>>212419039
>saved her from elimination
When?

>>212419016
Still hasn’t been paid and doesn’t want to burn bridges of possibly going back on the show

>>212418972
this is just such a ridiculous thing to say lol

COWBOY

JET IS IN THE BUNKER

BEN KNOWS THE COORDINATES

GO NOW

>>212418972
her friend wants to be jet and sent her to the show
this has layers to it

>>212418935
they're both patched on however the logo is in a different spot.

>>212418972
i don't remember jet wearing those shorts in S4.......

>>212419039
yeah i don't know why kiwi farms is defending jet

>>212418972
She claims she didnt know jet had the same pair of shorts. Lie or fake fan?

>>212419016
Wouldn't you want your gf to defend you?

>>212419055
>wanted to be a dental hygienist
lol

>>212418972
tbf I almost bought a pair on ebay after S1 but I didn't

Ellie will make a 7d chess move by going barefoot soon to cool down the simps.

>>212417955
We know you'd have loved to be in her place, Angie

>>212419055
jimmy x angie will save the west

>>212418972
>she's wearing another man's pants
ellie sisters...

>Jon, in person, is one of the most charismatic people I have ever met
- Mac

*12 year old vocal fry voice*
I just fucked 4chan legend hack_blasterd kek

>>212418993
I thought he didn't agree but the RV vegas nightmare portion of the show is a haze

>>212417007
>Is offseason always filled with doom? I usually bow out when this shit gets moved to /bant/
not really. last offseason was grim as fuck now now it has reached new levels of fucking insufferable
the show literally crashed and burned Hindenburg style after only 2 weeks of airing and then Jet immediately grooms and takes Ellie and Direnc on a week-long "USA tour". Bro. Like how do you do this kind of shit man

>>212419016
shes defending herself. she is really trying to coast on the whole being a virgin thing.
she never shuts the fuck up about her hymen

>>212419083
That’s a detail only an absolute /ftl/ freak would know, which her friend could be and knows it would trigger both simp and jet meltdowns

Praying that elliejeets don't end up like lettycels

>>212418972
>bro these are just my male friends pants he bought 2 years ago, i bring them with me all the time!

lenardcord yellow alert

shortgate

>dude that wants to be just like jet neptune tells ellie to put on these jet neptune shorts and post a photo of it
what the fuck is this guy

don't worry guys, she said she's IMPENETRABLE

>>212419127
How old is the guy?

i like how all of the explanations that "absolve" jet of fucking ellie just manage to make everything look worse
>jet brought ellie out to an all-expenses paid trip to nyc but didn't manage to fuck her
>the vice city shorts aren't jets but some male friend who either fucked her or is some weird simp cuck who wants her to wear his shorts

>>212418812
Does nothing other than be a good person

I guarantee you that ellie has never played vice city

>>212419120
omg yn alr praise kek fr

>>212418972
>I didn't fuck jet, i just fucked this other guy! hmph!
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212419129
Stop being so uppity. On DAY ONE Angelina said Jet was cute and she was tagging on him instagram months ago. She's a groupie whore just like the rest of them.

cockbuddy vibes

>>212419119
wetawd wizz
sadly, he bloated in the last months

Sucks that we let this happen after what he did to Abi and Claire. Fishtank was supposed to make you have fun by torturing retards but it just makes you feel powerless instead.

>>212418972
The only girls that ever wore my clothes were girlfriends or flings, so LMAO

>>212418801
I believe this. Cowboy wrangling the deranged Jet. Praying on his downfall

LMAO

>>212419114
But what about dan and freddy and aryeh? Polycule time?

>>212419191
bulking soon he will reap

>>212419166
>jet was there the first day, nothing pointed to him being there afterwards. couldve fucked on the first day, who knows
>her friend is a bigger fan of the show and was well aware of jet/letty shorts thing

>>212419177
So she can dona stream with the title "first time playing vice city!!" And the simpys will go wild
>remember the shorts!

>>212419164
Looks a few years older max than her

>>212419083
it's just absurd unless she's already hanging out and sharing clothes with some guy who browses these threads, in which case good job bro

What is the best way to contact trish/possibly send dick pics?

Ellie fucked Jet.

>>212419186
It's called manipulating. It is a good trait to manipulate bad people. And jet is a bad person.

new
>>212419202
>>212419202

>>212419202

>Her boyfriend looks and dresses like Jet and she wears his clothes
kek, bitches love wiggers.

>>212419166
You never had girls as friends when you were a teen that would wear your clothes?

>>212419209
Ugh I'm sorry

Rockstar logo further from the blue stripe, larger and has a deeper orange than the original (compare the blues).

Maybe Jet retailored these shorts after gaining weight???

>>212418961
Why is Angiecord shitting up this place so much anyways? they're behaving like teenager girls doing Angie's deed. At least steal other people's airpods too.

Letting Angelina play all the good God of Wars on my hacked PS3

>>212418972
Only the biggest cucks among cucks will fall for this

>>212418466
Chris Lynch?

>>212419220
in her replies on twitter

I miss these goonstreams

>>212419260
you can buy clothing in different sizes

>>212419185
If you cant see the difference then you might have autism. Jet is akin to fucking a black guy with how is scars their image forever.
All of jet's bitches should have to wear a scarlet letter J on them at all times

>>212418402
claire ass mogs letty

jet is currently in texas locating a warehouse to build a set in, he does not have time to indulge in unprofessional habits and it is insulting that any of you would insinuate that he would ever do that.

>>212419186
Angie is a master manipulator bro she would never fuck the guy she sent thirst traps too

>>212418801
Kino. Jet should fuck Ellie on camera right now while screaming BIG PURPLE MARKY CHANNING and send us all the way.

>>212419260
>what is different cameras and lighting

>>212419307
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>>212419125
Hot take but jet won

>>212418466
Nope. We've been the cock caliber that Turbo fucks, remember? She has porn. She needs a massive cock and Sam has a small one.

>>212418801
Can confirm. Not happy about it but that's how it is. NEW HONG KONG 2 OUT!!!

t. Ben

>>212419083
Jet wore those shorts for like 2 weeks straight during s1. They’re iconic if you’re a tank fan

>>212419106
>hiring him for the writers room
you’re either cucked or cucked. why do simps even bother.

le peepee frog

>>212419247
sounds like you were friendzoned a lot

>>212419260
exact same pair of shorts in different lighting

>>212419291
they are good women, not sluts

Jet leak the vid and I promise I will buy 20 season passes and defend you online for ever

>>212419325
Explain how the lighting makes the blue darker but the orange/yellow lighter

>>212419191
>>212419119
mac might be more retarded than jon

just go there threads move too fast.
qrd on the shorts debacle?

Ellie simps have to admit that Jet won. Take the L and move on, don't let yourselves become pathetic like Josiecels.

so the elliefags are just 5 mentally ill freaks and 5 of her discord orbiters. we already knew that

first it was the ny date and today its shorts. what will ellie to on tuesday that will cause /ftl/ to explode?

Jet... Had a hard life...

She won

You just KNOW Jet's been freeballing in those shorts and his dick has been RUBBING all up in there, probably got precum stains and everything on them

>>212419392
>explain how basic lightning work
no. go gain some iq points negroid

>>212419415
Ellie posts stories wearing Jet's GTA shorts from S1
Gets called out for it here
Jumps on a really short live to say they're not Jet's
Jet immediately goes in her live as well and comments stuff 'what shorts', 'haha guys my shorts are piss stained'
She's with her totally-not-boyfriend
She claims it is her totally-not-boyfriend's shorts instead

shorts gate

>>212419127
perhaps but as a somewhat longterm MDE follower I can remember Jet posting in those shorts in 2020. so he's been wearing them long enough to get seen because they're unusual shorts.

>>212419186
Jet didn't want to fuck angie because she smelled like semen and didn't shower until production handed her a note telling her to.

>>212419458
her ig live went to 100 immediately with every asking about the shorts.
so theres a decent amount of em around here

>>212418402
>twerking in those slippers
I don’t even like Claire but,
hot.

>>212419122
From what I remember they asked if he wanted to do a double or nothing roulette thing and Burt retardedly agreed

>>212419499
>She's with her totally-not-boyfriend
she was with 2 guys and at least 1 girl. why do you always revert to cuckshit

>>212419415
Proof that Jet Neptune F U C K E D (probably R A P E D ) little 18 y/o Ellie, the high schooler. Possibly also B L E W O U T her asshole. Sick shit.

>>212419513
thats sad, i dont want to believe that

>>212419551
>she was in a double date
I know.

>>212419551
because it bothers you

>>212419484
>lightning

Exactly. You have nothing.

>>212418834
heard your socks are covered in piss also. Your move Ellie.

Women amirite?

>>212419595
she did change socks. she was wearing white ones with the shoes

>>212419551
>cuckshit
Excuse me, anon, but she is a just a random girl on the internet that has simps pretending she is pure
How is it cuck shit that an 18yo girl dates guys?
Is it "cuck shit" because you're a simp?
Are you simping for Ellie, anon?

>>212419367
Angie is dry she needs you to rub lotion on her

>>212418684
That's 'y' but Jet's gigantic dong pushed it to the other side

People saying he fucked her ass are sick in the head. At most she blew him, let's be realistic here.

>>212419627
>shes with that guy, i bet she SUCKED AND FUCKED HIM!
thats you, talking about every single woman. its weird

>>212419621
Anons were calling her out for wearing he piss shoes from the tank then she changed them like 5 minutes later

Ellie...i would have done anything for you...why do you break my heart like this...I saved up all month waiting for you to stream...

>>212419662
>he's a virgin

Anon, I...

thread is mmighty grim today fellas

Jet did his time as an r9k doomcel, he deserves high schooler pussy
HE DID HIS TIME
HE DESERVES THIS

>>212419813
Hi Jet

>>212419551
>Already let's herself get passed around in order to blunt the pain of her sexual trauma

>>212418839
a gook maga fag

how fucking embarrassing

>>212419974
no more embarrassing than you are to your mom. :^)

>>212420340
my mom died in her sleep when i didnt reply to one of those posts