Thread 212418902

>be me
>In theater
>Loud crowd cheering for every trailer
>OBAA trailer comes on
>Dead silence the entire trailer
The portents aren't looking good. But what do you think?

>>212418902 (OP)
Yes, next question

>>212418902 (OP)
It'll filter the mainstream audience but it'll be kino

yes

>>212418902 (OP)
>>ugly pregnant girlboss latinx
yawn

>>212419272
Yeah but, M3gan 2 filtered audiences tho.

>>212418902 (OP)
babies head is gonna get all stirred up

>>212418902 (OP)
>Low DiCaprio
Is he finally fallen into B movies?

I can't wait for the criticaldrinkers review:
He'll.say "the message" and I'll laugh and laugh.

>>212418902 (OP)
It's coming out at the worst time as people's tolerance for fatiguers is at an all time low

>>212419714
How is it the worst time though. People are mad Trump or whatever it's the perfect time.

>>212418902 (OP)
What is this? Some Sundance Oscar bait?

>>212419740
Trump really did a number on hollywood types

>>212419941
What I find amusing is that rich Hollywood elites think or wish for a hardcore communist revolution, and somehow believe they're won't be fucking killed.

>>212419900
they spent $140 million on this film.
I have the feeling it will either be a 10/10 kino or complete crap, nothing in-between.
but the chances of it being bad seems much higher.

>>212418902 (OP)
I think I'll enjoy it but there's no way this movie isn't a massive flop. Of the nine movies he's released, only four have made back their budget in the cinema. Of those four, only two have made the 2X budget rule of thumb for profitability. His most profitable film is There Will Be Blood, which only made $75 million at the box office.
This film has a budget of $140 million, which means it would need to make $280 million before it starts making real money. The whole thing will live or die on people wanting to see Di Caprio, but it still won't be enough I reckon.

yeah, that's really "bad ass" good going mom

>>212420333
Kek

>>212418902 (OP)
>When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunites to rescue one of their own's daughter.
>Inspired by Thomas Pynchon's book Vineland

>>212418902 (OP)
It’s based on a Thomas Pynchon novel and will likely be a complex film with a lot to think about, so it won’t do well at the box office with browns and third worlders.

>>212420333
Good catch big brains, maybe that’s part of the joke?

>>212420059
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS.
To what? Film in rundown highway towns?

PTA has lost the plot!

>>212420233
>but it still won't be enough I reckon.
yeah no fucking shit dumbass

>>212421248
*pynchon’s 2nd best novel (Mason and Dixon is his best)

>>212420059
>either be a 10/10 kino or complete crap, nothing in-between.
Yall MFers said that about suburbicon tho and I went an saw it.
Fool me once...

>>212421467
Changed my mind, it's making $750 million and getting four Oscars, just because you're a cunt.

>>212418902 (OP)
>oh my heckin' science, a pregnant black woman firing a gun?! That's so cool, I'm so hyped for this! Let's GOOOOOOOOO!

>>212421602
why don't you just state more obvious shit less eloquently?
you low class faggot

>>212418902 (OP)
>Leo LARPing as a beta White revolutionary married to the alpha Kween of revolutionaries, but he lost their baby and radical leftist hilarity ensues
I'll be impressed if this movie breaks $50mil domestically. This clearly some covid era slop that got delayed but they're still putting it out as a tax write off.

>>212421649
>here's some things working for the film
>here's some things working against it
What a horrible thing for me to do.

>>212421699
yeah you seem like the kind of retard who spends too much time explaining things that are patently obvious to non-midwits
you stupid tourist limp wristed redditor faggot

>>212421652
Thats the plot?
Oh Jesus. Why would they make this? Was it from like 2017 and in production he'll form years or something?

>>212421699
>>here's some things working for the film
name fucking one retard

>>212421620
If you don't find it funny your a chud.

>>212421758
no you dipshit its a reactionary script from a miscegenating has been regarding ugly blacks not being able to breeve and thats obviosu

>>212421796
>your

Can't be worse than Vineland, the novel that got me away from appreciating Pynchon.

>>212421842
this isn't reddit you queer

>>212421745
I've been wasting my life here since before you were born you tiktok twat.
>>212421778
Leonardo Di Caprio.

>>212418902 (OP)
Some wino single career woman who looks like picrel laughed with great delight at that poster. Then she turned on a podcast about serial killers after watching a SNL skit about how "men can't locate the clitoris".

>>212421862
it's literally based on vineland moron
>>212421881
>I've been wasting my life here since before you were born you tiktok twat.
>readily admits this as if it's a gotcha

>>212421796
>>212421880

>>212421758
It does feels like it, but not it started in 2024, production went quite smootly. Leo paycheck alone was 20 million and budget seems to be around 200 million, I don't know were they found so much money to produce this shit, nothing against PTA this will never earn that money back.

>>212421336
50 mil for Dicaprio check

>>212418902 (OP)
>trying too hard to look badass
>would actually be incredibly damaging to the baby irl
>is a repugnant disgusting image to anyone of taste
>yes lets make this the one sheet
why are hack lib 'artists' all like this??

>>212421248
Pynchon is trash and this movie looks ugly as fuck

>>212421288
cope

>>212421288
what? was that supposed to be a joke?

>>212421534
mason and dixon is the best, but vineland is mid

>>212422013
>why are hack lib 'artists' all like this??
at least they're marketing to the audience they want

>>212422013
nah, it's super kino and tasteful

>>212418902 (OP)
Shooting a machine gun that size while pregnant would almost definitely kill the baby from all the shaking. I wish Hollywood would let women be feminine again.

>>212422013
>muh irl
Worst take possible

>>212422190
I hope he at least filmed it in extreme slow motion so we can see her tits shake with each bullet fired

>>212421931
I know what it's based on you fucking bottom feeding retard, that's why I'm saying it can't be worse than the book.

>>212422643
yeah but you said it in such a gay mealy mouthed incoherent way I really don't care what you think about anything

>>212422413
its not even an interesting image to want to create in any form of fiction
it's ugly and crass at best

>>212422344
Learn english you retarded chud. You home schooled?

>>212422767
>it's ugly and crass at best
Meanwhile you creamed yourself at this "bad ass" scene.

>>212422767
No worse then when wick stabbing that chinamen in the eye, and I'm 100% certain you loved that.

>>212422344
I wish "they" weren't trying their hardest to destroy this country with bizarre propaganda while laundering as much money as they can. By which I mean the liberals, of course.

>>212418902 (OP)
>Is this going to be shit?
It's on track to be the best film of the year. By far.
(Capeshitters need not apply)

>>212418902 (OP)
Somebody thought that poster was funnier then it is.

>>212423455
>Best movie of the year
Nope..Try again my dude.

>>212418902 (OP)
I still have absolutely no fucking idea what this is supposed to be.

>>212418902 (OP)
Yes the quality of a movie is directly linked to how retarded audiences reacts to trailers.

>>212422344
>overweight neet making shit up based on zero evidence/experience
lmao do you think a heavily pregnant women has never fired a machine gun before?

>>212423496
Took me a while to realize it wasn't called Brad Pitt

>>212423496
lol
lmao even

>>212423496
>durrr hurr burr cars go round and round in ciricle
Yeah I love watch the most predictable plot in the history of multiverse.

>One Battle After Another is an upcoming American black comedy action film
>American black comedy action film
>black comedy film
>comedy film

Sorry nigger faggots its gonna bomb

>>212423582
>>212423614
>>212423628
>multiverse
Capeshit stans getting salty up in this bitch LMAO

>>212423664
>comedy ACTION film
It's like your shitty capeshit trash. But good.

>>212423664
>Sorry nigger faggots its gonna bomb
Y'all said that about Jurassic world and now look it, it made 300 jillion bucks.
Sorry Chuds you lose again.

>>212423716
ah yes the action will definitely keep people interested in a movie about a pregnant nigger killing non jew whites or some other horse shit.
lol keep trying hollywood, ca

>>212423784
>Y'all said
Im not 'y'all' Thank the chinese for that btw. Bombastic visuals and little story entertain the communist chink mind

>>212423582
>Took me a while to realize it wasn't called Brad Pitt
LOL.
But it's actually smart if you think about, it made made $300 million already on his name recognition alone. He's kind of like tom cruise in that senes.

>>212423528
Are you sure you're not the retard?

https://thegoodmotherproject.com/can-you-shoot-guns-while-pregnant/

>>212423916
Here is an article saying you're wrong, I dont expect you to see the problem with your argument.

https://sites.tntech.edu/cpardue/shooting-while-pregnant/

How are you retards even arguing about this? My Nephew knew who I was immediately by my voice when he was born. How could you think literal fucking gunshots wouldn't be damaging in the womb?

>>212423914
>Bombastic visuals and little story entertain the communist chink mind
Pretty much this. Braindead Chinese will see it in hoards making it gross $billion even though it's trash. GOD I can't WAIT for the Jurassic "cinematic universe".
>inb4 more money = good movie
yeah and more people listen to lil pump then motart nowadays but one clearly better

>>212424033
>How are you retards even arguing about this? My Nephew knew who I was immediately by my voice when he was born. How could you think literal fucking gunshots wouldn't be damaging in the womb?
BECAUSE IT DOESN"T DUMBFUCK. You're just speculating with no sources or proof to back up your claims other then "durrr its wrong cause, cause I say so ok".

>>212421288
>>212422072
WHAT!? She's supposed to one of the volk?

>>212424114
It isn't speculating, babies in the womb can fucking hear outside the womb. Guns are loud and require hearing protection.

>>212423984
It says pregnant women shouldn't use guns in your own article that you just posted. Did you even read it?

>>212424114
Why are you seething at the idea that pregnant women shouldn't shoot machine guns from the hip while using their pregnant belly as a shock absorber?????

>>212418902 (OP)
Has he ever made a mainstream film and a movie that made money? In all his career his most well known movie was TWBB

>>212424195
Well she's coloured, so....

>>212418902 (OP)
>OBAA
who?

I like Thomas Pynchon
I like Paul Thomas Anderson
I expect this will be dogshit. Probably so will Shadow Ticket. I hope I am wrong.

>>212418902 (OP)
I hope she suits out the soon to be deaf baby outside of the US in the end.

>>212424333
I almost dont want to correct this 3rd world parasite how to properly speak english. But its hilarious these kikes are wasting money on this shit.

>>212424114
>no sources or proof

oh god you retards

>>212418902 (OP)
>140m dollar budget
Its not gonna do well, While PTA is critically acclaimed, his highest grossing film is TWBB at 76m dollars, with a 25m dollar budget. For this to make movie it would need like 450m worldwide, i dont see that happening with someone like PTA.

>>212424333
holy esl

>>212424469
Or phone posting. You've never seen shit or fuck be autocorrected? How old are you?

>>212424605
Im right here apu >>212424416

>>212424424
>alira face mask
>unironic onions face
>proud of getting the jab
>spiderman bandaid
>rick and morty shirt
>poser fake glasses
Dear God please tell me this is AI or a joke.

From the only trailer I've seen, I can't even tell what the plot is AND it doesn't even look like a PTA film. There's something off about it.

>>212418902 (OP)
Let me guess, this disgusting scene is going to be flashback about Leos babies mother and it'll be played as a joke THEN as a "awww" tender moment. Fucking makes me sick.

>>212424843
The plot is Leo is beta-male can't find his baby while ICE (or whatever) is after the baby and the bumbling commies win the day with heart and luck.

>>212422013
I heard a theory it is because PTA's kids are mixed-race, so that's why the "daughter" the characters are looking for is a mixed-girl.

>>212418902 (OP)
This trailer actively pissed me off. My theater was dead silent as well. DiCraprio and PTA should kill themselves.

Where the fuck do people cheer for trailers in theaters?

>>212425064
LA, and other cities on the west coast

>>212425015
>I heard a theory it is because PTA's kids are mixed-race, so that's why the "daughter" the characters are looking for is a mixed-girl.
OMG so it's gonna be one of those weird progressive-liberal fantasies were they imagine America is the confederacy and half-breeds are hunted down by military rednecks. I thought quasi-sexual fetish for living in fascist state was contained to handmaidens tail.

>>212418902 (OP)
He proved hes a hack with Beau is Afraid. Its just anxious jew yorker weird slop. "lol look at how these crazy middle Americans are with their guns! (j-just the white people though, not the le wholesome brown people)"

>>212425313
Wrong movie AND wrong director, dumbass.

>>212422190
is this real, chat?

Is PTA, it will be good, you guys are just retarded incels who freaks out at watching a pregnant black woman

>>212421288
erm. hollywood doesnt do joke. hollywood does woke.

>>212418902 (OP)
>cheering during trailers
Who the fuck does this?

>>212425193
I think Sean Penn's character is the biological father, that's why he "takes" the girl. Maybe Regina Hall's character is the mother.

>>212426280
Sean Penn is in the movie? Yep it's gonna be woke.

>>212420002
>rich Hollywood elites think or wish for a hardcore communist revolution
no they don't

>>212428442
Opposite, the think Trump is Hitler

>>212418902 (OP)
are commies literally pushing for (predictive programming) civil war in the USA?
there was also that wagner moura and kristen dunst movie already

>>212419272
Mainstream don't understand Sean penn's kkk bad?

>>212428442
they know their npcs will just kill common folk and obey them