Eleanor shortsgate part 3 edition

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Sister elleigh...

>>212419202 (OP)
The shorts were only used on S1 rarely.........

I don't have a bwc. Which fish are still on the table for me?

If you want to know what really happened, I’ll start from the beginning. Jet has been crashing out for months because of legal issues surrounding the show leading to increasingly destructive behavior (overeating, drinking, drugs, etc.). The crew ultimately decided to proceed with S4 and fend off local authorities by rationing the shows budget to cover legal fees. This all came to a head when days before the premiere 3 cast members backed out at the last second and jet had to find quick replacements. With nowhere else to find them he tapped his pool of orbiters and deranged fans, which is where he found Ellie. The executive prod team didn’t know she was a highschool student and when Sam found out he was pissed and requested that Jet eliminate her ASAP. Jet was struggling and took his frustration out on Jin and Daniel for justifiably questioning his professionalism. Ellie on the other hand offered adoration, so jet advocated for her continued participation. Due to an oversight the crew was unable to secure the funds to fend off local authorities, which led to the shows demise. Jet blamed himself and indulged in destructive tendencies to cope. In a fit of mania he took Ellie and set charts for New York city. Sam warned him he was jeopardizing everything but in that moment nothing else mattered. In a desperate attempt to protect Ellie Direnc insisted that she tag along as a third wheel using her charms to manipulate Jet into agreeing. She was ultimately unsuccessful…the rest is history. Sam sent cowboy out to find Jet, but his whereabouts are currently unknown.

We need Aryeh to go live to analyze the rumors with his rational savant mind and provide valuable behind the scenes house party info.

>ellie, your fit goes nuts, i can make your payment earlier if we.. you know

ELLIE FUCKED JET

Is anyone going to stop Jet from grooming young impressionable fangirls?

watching the ellie simps try to defend this is embarrassing, proud to be a fredophile he does no wrong

>>212419250
Full Asian guy?
I guess she really is against race mixing

Ellie has created more offseason content than anyone on S4 so far

Trish delight my favorite fish let me take you on a date to olive garden

angiejeet edition

Rockstar logo further from the blue stripe, larger and has a deeper orange than the original (compare the blues). Maybe Jet retailored these shorts after gaining weight????

the beautiful eleanor

>Had her as the thumbnail on day 1
>Told Jin and Daniel they couldn't flirt with her
>Cast her despite them saying they no longer wanted people under 21
>had Letty ask her if she thought he was cute
>"accidently' walked in on her showering
>made her do puppy tricks
>saved her from elimination even though all she did was sleep all day
>took her on a trip to NYC after the show ended
>All while she talks like she's 12 and is still in high school

kiwitrannies will tell you this is completely okay and normal btw

>>212419327
Based

>>212419348
It’s just angles and the cams on S1 were atrocious vs current iPhones. Same shorts. Elleigh fucked jet

the sad thing is she could be in 4k rimming goran and some retards on here would still simp for her.

>>212419348
No we just got trolled by a zoomie Asian power couple. Admit defeat

CONFIRMED FUCKED BY JET
>abi
>claire
CONFIRMED ASKING FOR JETS COCK (DMs, COMMENTS, TEXTS)
>direnc
>angie

am I missing anyone?

HE ADJUST THE PANTS THE STRIPES ARE DIFFERENT THE SPACING IS DIFFERENT THE LOGO IS DIFFERNT THE SHORTS ARE DIFFERENT IS DOESNT MATTER THEY DIDNT FUCK THE HYMEN IS INTACT IT WAS JUST HANDS FEET MOUTH AND BUTT STUFF IT WAS JUST ONCE IT WAS FOR MONEY IT WAS A MEME SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE IT'S ALL TO TAKE JET DOWN THIS IS BASED AND KEK

>>212419400
Ellie

>continues to be a cute brat that didnt fall for jets plan

Why would a fake fishtank fan buy jet's rockstar shorts that was only shown in the short appearances of the final cell of S1 that wasn't shown in the edit?

BECAUSE SHES LYING!!!!!

Just finished the new ADL doc. After seeing how Jon and Blue run that mess, I gotta admit—Jet does a way better job with Fishtank than those two clowns do with American Dude Lodge. Makes you appreciate how much he is at holding things together.

>>212419375
don't forget the sucking challenge

Sex with Angel Angelina

Ellie was always a bad person.

She's going to keep doing this shit and drive you simps all insane. You guys are going to end up doing something worse than Taytriots.

thinkin bout dat pendlepussy

>shuts down live stream after jet commented it

>>212419375
>>212419295
This is in the same vein as mints pretending to crash out, fuck off.

>>212419422
She tried to hang around in the basement after the elim she totally would’ve fucked the wiggers if given the chance

>>212419390
>>212419398
>Exact same angle
>Camera magically makes the logo lighter but the blue stripe darker

You just got trolled by a teenager. How does it feel?

set me free

>>212419446
She's your typical zoomer narcissist cunt

>patched on
>heat pressed
different shorts

I would like to say I was never sexually attracted to Ellie and only thought she was cute but was clearly a little schemer putting on multiple layers of acts. Obvious from the actionman clip

>>212419250
why these niggas dressed like white people, put your kimono back on brother

>>212419398
>>212419488
Take off the maga hat bro

CAN'T GRIFT OUT OF THIS ONE YOU FAKECEL LA BITCH!!!!!!

>>212419471
Hi Mints running damage control? burt wants to rape you btw

>>212419444
Did she date a black guy or is that just a rumor?

>>212419502
IF THE SHORTS DON'T FIT-

>>212419482
jet asked her to hang out and she said no angie stays winning

>>212419502
I think the left needs to be more grainy

we owe an apology to that anon who said he went to high school with her and she was a massive whore.

>>212419488
WILL YOU STOP DISCUSSING THE ANGLES AND DESIGN , LOGOS, OF THE VICE CITY SHORTS

CAN'T GRIFT OUT OF THIS ONE YOU FAKECEL LA BITCH!!!!!!!!!

>>212419482
she is willing to do things for money, wiggers want to use people for free

>>212419502
nice try

hey did anyone get their investor dividends?

>>212419541
cryocoded

quick
post women that did NOT fuck Jet Nepgroom
(sorry Ellie bros but don't bother replying to this post)

>>212419524
That's just bettypedos trying to push their love of niggers on to her, they tried to do the same with Ellie.

>>212419537
go look for a higher quality image, it would only prove it further

>>212419534
Other way around, nigger
She asked to stay like Trish and they said no

>>212419599
>I dont have any proof but im right
simps are sad

>i love 40 year old virgins and i would date all my fans and i know about 4chan and i use linux and my favorite game is quake and i love warhammer 40k and i love EVA and i'm secretly racist and i only date white guys and i love gore and school shooters and i hate reddit and i love trump and i'm a virgin and i'm so innocent and i'm just like a real life anime character

>>212419524
She like conveniently all the female fish on this show are into white dudes that include wiggers

>>212419587

>>212419400
It's amazing to see the amount of mental gymnastics angiejeets will do to force the Jet fucked Ellie meme and ignore the fact that Angie would've liked to do that for real. If she wasn't eliminated then we'd be talking about a total meltdown on these threads.

Ellie live
https://gofile.io/d/0FEDgK
get it while it's hot

>>212419590
soon

>>212419587
her and josie are the only ones I can not see spreading their legs for jet. that's it. that's the whole list.

>>212419617
nigga I provided the proof. you can clearly see there is a bump surrounding the logo where the patch is

>>212419590

>>212419375
there's definitely a mondotranny infestation on KF but they're losing ground every passing moment. they'll be outed and shamed, jeet nepstein will be going to prison and shmuel hydeberg will finally face his reckoning.

>>212419502
white star vs yellow star

>>212419202 (OP)
honestly its sad that shes constantly checking the threads and responding when shes supposed to be out with friends. elle, the archives will always be there. just turn your phone off and enjoy the day with your friends

>>212419612
wrong you are trying to twist the narrative and it isnt working

>>212419439
>van lied about giving 10k to the winner
adl was almost like s2

A girl borrowed my shorts in high school. And never gave them back. They were good shorts. stupid bitch

>>212419587
Smaack hasn’t had sex with a man in 6 years because she’s boycotting the patriarchy until ICE is abolished

>>212419590
spoiler; the show is over.

>>212419422
>her reaction when hearing about ellie and drenc hanged out with jet was of total heartbreak
sure thing

>>212419502
The next cope is that Jet got a new pair

>>212419439
Jet is the glue that holds fishtank together

[POST THIS ON /TV/ DELETE THIS LINE]

Jet is a disgusting piece of shit for serving cheese pizza and having his character killed live on stream and have his job taken away from him while he fucks the girl after the show. Shame on you.

>mfw a scrawny white guy that watched you on fishtank pays you for a lap dance

>>212419439
They had a million dollar budget right off the bat and they still put out a half baked products that gets worse every season

Is precious Eleanor okay?

>average ellie simp

these threads aren't fun anymore

>>212419295
use more commas next time you post this tripe

>>212419667
>s2
maybe you meant s3? teej got paid in full

>>212419439
it is easier when you have army of 10 thousand retards from daddy sam fanbase who will pay you millions every season

>>212419637
josie is spreading her legs for a rat faced wigger orbiter as we speak

>>212419719
total chad

kick or twitch?

>>212419612
Her first stream out she said that Jet wanted her to hang out and she declined, the thread went crazy over it. Why lie?

Ellie simps are now doing mental gymnastics to “prove” she didn’t fuck jet and those aren’t his shorts.
She speed ran her post tank career faster that Tay.
That’s pretty impressive

what's to stop any of the disgruntled wiggers creating a knock-off funtank

>>212419719
so now she is saying she did as ragebait? she literally just admitted in her chat that she didn't know

The fact that there are legitimate fishtank groupies willing to fuck people like Jimmy and Jet is one of the most black pilled WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY things I can think of.

>>212419720
>t. jet

>>212419729
well it’s a bit mixture of both
torturing fans and no grand prize

>>212419587
Trish, Tayleigh (both wanted to fuck Sam more), probably Meg (iirc she already had a bf was probably more of a Sam fan anyway).
Everyone from S3 (couldn't use his eceleb zoomer clout, they all wanted to fuck Luka instead because he was a hot British skater guy)

I didn’t know there were Asian bro super lore trolls in these threads other than a few hapas like Jin. Credit where it’s due. He made jet sweat and simps wanna die

>>212419719
what are those in the background called

>>212419637
Josie is literally fucking a wigger on the same tier as Jet as we speak

>>212419751
at this point it's safe to assume she's just regurgitating whatever talking points her discord is feeding her

>>212419719
Nigga looks like a Peruvian drug lord. What the fuck

>>212419534
i think she realized early on that jet liked ellie more than her and felt rejected. in the end she lucked out

>>212419719
>bf Asian
>Fanbase brown
kek

>this guy is fucking ellie and kicking out fish for criticizing him

>>212419719
>getting recognised by 35+ yo MDE/fishtank fans
hmm

>>212419439
ADL was just friends hanging out. Most of the time I tuned in it was just some of jon's friends on the couch on their phones. jet and the wiggers are stupid but jon is ACTUALLY retarded and doesn't understand that you need to have a house of random people and without phones for the concept to work.

Can't believe I spent money to send that gook bitch candy. Makes me sick to my stomach

>>212419720
it's low value low iq men going in circles

>>212419720
soon the simp civil war will wipe them all out, don't worry
we saw it before in season 1

>MRW we get kicked back to /bant/ and this increases the Elli posting x10 fold
>MRW we're going to be on off season /bant/ longer than ever before (it will be the grimmest we've ever seen)
>MRW Ellis obsession with this place will drive her mad
>MRW Elli turns into an asian claire drinking nonstop crashing out left & right
Elli please stay away from this place you're too young to get caught up in all this schizo retardation

it's crazy to think all of this is done in defense of a brown whore who doesn't like it when other girls get more attention

>>212419719
I knew it haha she just did it to rage bait haha she is so crafty and smart thats ellie for ya so clever!
(Or idk post something like this in the /ftl/ thread we need to defend her)

>>212419751
I’m pretty sure 'ragebait' is just a pretty hot term with normalfag zooms right now.

>>212419767
Could have been another friend she’s referring to. Who’s taking the pic?

>>212419685
this was literally the face she made she knew they were getting down and dirty

>>212419719
Holy grim

>>212419719
I fucking hate how this stupid bitch just talks like a meme 24/7 get an actual personality cunt

will ellie still love me if i don't have a BWC but a twp(that's tiny white pecker) instead?

>>212419422
>continues to have a bf
>still sent jet lewds and tagged him

>>212419720
It'll be okay, Elliesimp. S5 will bring new fish to fantasize about.

>>212419768
I think they're Amish doing their whole "see the outside world" ritual

>Mints, you fat ass fucking ginger bitch. Heatpressed logo? Too close to the blue line? What the FUCK am I paying you for?

all whores are punished in the end

a dude in ellies school called alex reid told me how she made him suck a bbc in front of her, dis girl a freak

>>212419784
Jet was friendzoned and cucked by Ellie’s discord

>vance never showed up to jon adl show
KWAB

>>212419818
>eats jets ass in new york
>already got trains running on her back at home
grim

>be thot that is trying to appeal to 4chan retards
>guy you just clout chase fucked has le quirky ironic pair of shorts
>you want to take a selfie wearing them for le quirky cool girl points
>don't realize they're instantly recognizable because we've been mocking them for years

Exposed as both a whore and a fraud

>>212419719
>36+ wasn't a meme

>>212419719
the same people calling the doctor a pedophile. it all makes sense.

https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/s/9okbciWU7T

Supercut of Ellie responding to the shorts elliegations

>>212419791
>1$ tts and 80 viewers
yeah, they just lacked passion and commitment

>>212419819
A face of surprise and disgust, yeah.

do you think its seeping in yet that she will have obsessed autistic retards combing through every single thing she says and does and she will have to walk on eggshells if she doesn't want to anger them?

>>212419685
Are you socially retarded?

>>212419439
Sure, here's a fitting reply in the same tone and style:

---

Yeah fr. Jet might be autistic but at least he actually *cares* about the show. Jon and Blue look like they’re winging it half-drunk every episode. ADL feels like a parody of Fishtank made by people who only kinda watched it.

>>212419719
Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons

>>212419805
but this will lead to further neptroon humiliation and is therefore a positive

>>212419767
you are remembering it wrong
it's the other guy

>>212419848
mfw i get sex trafficked LOL

>>212419848
Not really Claire. And that’s good news for you. Stop drinking and smoking so much and get back into taekwondo or whatever and you’ll be rewarded for your whoring in the end

GOLD

DIGGER

The Jet Neptune Show

>>212419876
why'd she have to care about angiejeets? has josie ever cared about lettyjeets when they wished for her death, rape, etc?

LOL

>>212419898
Jet junior over here

>>212419719

>>212419857

>>212419876
If I recited the Austin 3 16 speech from memory to this bitch she wouldn't know what I was talking about fucking poser whore

Do simps actually think they have a chance with the women they simp for? You’re practically in a soft-findom relationship with them. They’re still living human lives so they’re bound to find romance or fuck, so your odds are probably like 1/100000. You’re basically opting into being cucked

>>212419876
It will when the first real freaky fan shows up IRL

>>212419864
>can you please promise you are not doing jet, i am stressed
kekkking every time i hear that

Welcome to the /ft/ - The LolcowLenardki. The premier discussion hub on the lolcow Eleanor Moon

>>212419898
OMG, GREG!!

I actually feel sick. I might vomit.

>>212419902
i am more active than any other fish bitch cuz i dont get lightheaded when from standing up you realize anorexics dont actually do anything right

you guys are fucking losers
jet did his time locked in the r9k doom cages
he came out stronger and better for it
he deserves high schooler pussy

ellie's only content is being fucked by jet, how long can her discord keep this going?

>>212419926
have you paid attention at all to fish tank, nigga? there is a very real chance of you fucking the girl you simp for. People in these very threads have fucked Betty, Tayleigh, and Sylvia.

>>212419924
its a Ricky shirt he gave her. and it says Autism 3:16.

>>212419833
Stealthy “nothing happens”chad

Finally, some fucking content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELJQwRKKB_k

>>212419719
not beating the middle aged elliesimps allegations

this should be motivation for everyone to go out and make something. women don't give a shit about "looksmaxing" and you're not gonna be rich but you CAN make something. Anything. A band, a short film, a stream ANYTHING. women just want a man that is doing something and the tiniest bit of clout or even potential of clout WILL make women ask to fuck you. it's hardwired in their DNA. women want leaders, artists, people who create and control. don't hate the game, start playing it.

>>212419876
i wonder who her badideas/qnanon will be

>>212419953
FACTS

HOLD

>>212419913
we know breh shits grimmy

>>212419898
So this guy watched the S1 finale 3 years ago and liked those shorts so much he got the same exact ones?

when all is said and done, who really won s4?

>>212419953
kek

>>212419250
Ellie and her bf

>>212419955
people are still talking about josie fucking jet so at least 2 years

>>212419853
Doesn’t this just mean the simps were also cucked>>212419914

>>212419913
This the type of shit that should get you sent to prison. It's one of the worst things I have ever seen in writing.

>>212419990
Seth and Aryeh

>>212419990
seth

>>212419953
To be clear I have no problem with Jet, I think Ellie is annoying and I wish nothing but the worst for her simps.

>>212419980
>RXKNephew
Is this the event where Bex danced on him?

>>212419978
bad ideas is still here. I got a month man for trying to goad him in to showing up to the wigger mansion during the offseason.

>>212419948
I can't take this anymore.

>>212419980

>>212419990
tj

It's advantageous to let people
think it's all fucked rn

>>212419971
Angiebros keep winning

>>212419990
Seth
Ice Poseidon

>>212420012
good question, i don't know

>>212419990
seth

>>212419971
she needs to get offline
the bullying last night was not good
the 2.5 simps on 4chan and 4 simps on patreon will not be a reliable income stream

>>212419864
Either crazy coincidence or the chud friend planned a good troll. Honestly leaning towards total coincidence

>>212419971
lets go

Ellie showed up to actionman's kick stream before going to fishtank for simps

ON A SUNDAY
REALLY

>>212419980
Can't believe Jet played a show with James Ferraro

>>212420018
Glad I'm not the only one feeling this way. I keep getting headaches.

>>212420032
just 4 days later he gets the cease and desist

>>212419876
Tayleigh gave her a streaming bootcamp

>>212419990
Seth
i changed my opinion on seeing freddy out of the tank, same with daniel the jimmyfag

>>212419980

>>212419956
It’s still a loser’s game. The odds get worse the younger and more attractive the woman is too.

>>212419990
Angie
Aryeh, if Aryeh actually sticks to streaming
Jet for fucking high schooler pussy

Yeah Isaac is basically a fag with a tiny dick, he could barely get it up and I hated every minute with him, anyways

>>212420065
good god

>>212419990
seth because he didn't lose to freddy

>my brown latinx slut (real) got eliminated so I must do everything in my power to attack any other female contestant to make her proud

>>212419971
BWUILD THE WEGOS DWADDY
pedobait

>>212419948
>>212420018
>>212420056
are these guys for real?

>>212420039
this was a good look for her

>>212420063
jimmy is a still good person compared to jon

This has whole new levels to it now

>>212420052
ikr, on mondopalooza of all things

kwab

>>212420041
i will continue to support my angel no matter what, i have already bought many things from her throne and she dms me every day

>>212420041
shut up nigga you sound like nigger lips. she has like 80 patreons

>>212419202 (OP)
Lying about it being shorts from a friend only proves she fucked him lol

>>212419534
god imagine when she was

>>212420092
No, this entire thread is fake. I myself have said the shorts are the same and 5 mins later posted debunked pics

>>212420120
unless, you know, she isn't lying

>>212420113
What is this bitch’s deal right now. He would not like your fake nazi fake punk retarded ass.

>>212419980
considering where joeyy, matt ox and shed were in their careers at this point, this was actually a crazy show and a great value retrospectively

What's her bodycount? Over or under 10?

>>212420116
This is our new moviege.

>>212420041
She's up to 92 patreon members with each membership being a minimum of 15$.
She's good.

>>212420110
>casted when she was 17
>threatened the fish to stay from ellie
>kicks out the guy fishes to have a threesome with letty, direnc and ellie
>flies out ellie and direnc to new york for more playtime
>gives out rockstar shorts so she can remember him

YIKES

this is what "ellie fucked jet" posters look like btw

>>212420113
dude i'm tayleigh from season 2!

>>212420079
women resent you when they like you and love you when they hate you
don't worry about it

>>212419250

>socks with sandals

She is evil.

its pretty obvious she didnt have sex with jet and i dont know why people cant sense that even without all her denials

>>212420120
maybe he gave her the short and they both agreed for it to be an epic troll on the audience

>>212420083
Who are you quoting?

>>212419612
Because they were getting shut down by the police

>>212419743
Jet asked her to stay and hang out in the basement that night which she did until 2am. They're the ones that kicked her out for the night and she asked to stay as a freeloader (they said no)

>>212420119
>>212420116
>>212420172
fine, I'll round up to three 4chan simps

>>212420163
That would be the dude from Ellie's kick chat
You know the one

Any Angie guppytent?

For me? It's STILL Claire!

>>212420161
>Jet probably took her virginity
As if it couldn't get any worse

>>212420161
angie's? over 20 at least

>>212420065
>>212419980
jet needs to fix this...

>>212420113
nikki blonsky from hairspray energy

>>212420180
jfc, where is this picture from?
can't believe I used to simp for tayleigh from season 2

>>212420206
back when she was thin

>>212419405
>DIFFERENT DIFFERENT DIFFERENT

desperation setting in

>>212419620
School shooters are fucking retards with ssri sloppy joe brains

Lenny simps are the most obnoxious simp base this show has ever had.

they made them without the speed holes too btw

>>212419980
i love going back to old mondo videos, this one is basically sam and jet doing a terrible impression of tim and eric
https://youtu.be/_7kzF5d6aOY

>>212419202 (OP)

And the Ellie Jet cucks are at it again

She didn't fuck Jet. Its just a pair of shorts goddamn

So, we could have another couple episodes of s2 to watch if steinful wasn't slampiping josie into squirt induced dehydration day and night for the last month?

Hmmm interesting.

>>212419971
I love this angel

>>212419405
factual statement

Another Angie stream at 8? hell yea breh. Tight piece.

>>212420222
bloodgames

/ftl/ won
Jet lost
Ellie lost
Elliesimps lost
Mondocord lost

>>212420224
It's just more of her to love!

>>212419971
The fact that a bunch of Angie simps are lying low at all times within the thread should tell you how bad faith these allegations against Ellie are.

im more upset that ellie has friends.

>>212419990
the city council

>>212420224
i literally weigh the same stop making shit up

>>212419971
love this tight cutie. Bless her with more streams.

>>212419620
ritualpost this

>>212420230
more interesting than just the typical gooner simps /ftl/ gets

>>212420178
This is what "ellie fucked jet" posters really look like. They need to believe than someone who looks like him can get a girl who looks like her.

THEY

ARE

NOT

THE

SAME

SHORTS

thats how you simps sound right now

>>212419651
This is what kids do now fag. Even when I was a little kid we were all staring at our gameboys. Humans are going to evolve to have a screen on their palms that's connected to the internet or some shit.

>>212420289
the same as shadi you mean

>>212420172
oh wow!
1400 bucks a month!

>>212420246
everyone should love her. imagine hating on the angel of /ftl/ and simping for the malicious asian that sucked jet dry in nyc

the angel of /ftl/ stays winning

>>212419990
the audience, for being free of future seasons after the closer of fishtank llc, and as a result living a better more positive life.

>>212420311
keeek

>>212420065
Sidenote but the s2 site aesthetic/UI was the best of all seasons. Wish it would come back

The angel of /ftl/

>>212420244
erm, OP here
I love Ellie, just want people to have a complete storyline of shortsgate

>>212420241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzgTZc-__kc

This is my favorite mondo clip. All it takes is Daddy Sam yelling for the paypigs to cough up their money... meanwhile pic related

>>212419651
she needs to be on defense 24/7 in case another lie falls apart, just like her hymen did recently on some BJC

>>212420241
I hate how sam seems to want to keep on grifting every cliche cash grab product one after the other.
NFTs, dropship coffee, now supplements

How about kettlebells next?

>>212420311
no they weighed us on bitchtank and i weigh the same as i did then fucking liar
anyways im gonna go eat ice cream because i can

>>212420237
no bro only 1 was made, you dont understand, theres no way offbrand versions exist

fuck y'all gonna do? nothing
y'all gonna watch season 5 too, pussies

>cums inside your waifu

Don't care about the nontent gook whore. Angie was the most entertaining fish in S4

>>212419651
SOMEONE PLS PROTECT THIS INNOCENT ASIAN HIGH SCHOOLER WHO JUST TURNED 18 AND DISCOVERED THE WORLD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>212419719
I dont know if I would even recognize ellie if I saw her. I guess thats incredibly racist but I live in the south and never see Asians. I actually dont know if I would know if it was her or if i would just see an asian.

>>212419587
Jet not fucking her was some kind of temporary moment of clarity for him. I think he could’ve done it but her being so out of place on the show and his foster kid background were like a hosing of ice cold water to his face.

Hey /ftl/, let's play hangman!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>212420370
what did she do that was entertaining?

>>212420356
yeah go stuff your face fatso
wash it down with a milkshake

>>212420283
Lmao, why wouldn't she?

>>212420356

>>212420371
everything will be okay bagelboy, you can have jets sloppy seconds

>>212420391
N

>>212419952
You probably are desu but saw this skin and bones girl on the treadmill at the gym a last week. Made me really sad

>>212420310
It’s fucked man. We need to take our attention back. We’re on the verge of not even being conscious. Fishtank is a tool of the demiurge. Ellie is an archon slut. Look away from your screen anons. Wake up and create something with your free will and imagination. It’s the only way we can fight back.

idk guys i think we have to analyze the short for another 4 threads

>>212420391
That hair color is tight for her

imagine being on Fishtank and then you get to stream to tens of people!
and who knows, might even pick up an opioid habit
>memorise this if you're an artist guy

>>212420344
lol

>>212420322
it's so easy!

>>212420383
I think its likely these guys showed up at the san diego zoo knowing she was going to be there. they know what shes wearing based off of IG

>>212420391
F
E
T
A
L
C

why did you stop posting so suddenly?

>>212420391
T

>>212420304
Thank you Cole.

>>212420365
>fuck y'all gonna do? nothing
>y'all gonna watch season 5 too, pussies

>>212420396
i was kidding im not fat i couldnt live with myself
anyways we need to be shaming sluts (ellie)

>vgr uploading adl archives
what's wrong with this freak

>>212419980
>NFT scam after the crypto crash has already clearly stated
Wiggers have no shame

>>212420434
stop saying that she's just half-filipino

>>212420289
eeerrrrr does anyone care about this old hag's opinion?

>last year's batch of groomed girls

BLECH

Brain mogged as Deputy Brian

>>212420440
they cant refute

>>212419795
Aryeh bros stay winning. What you see is what you get.

>>212419587

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751762268354899.webm

>>212420344
$30 per card... might be time to scoop these up before they release the other 8 sets.

>>212420447
that's right just post your hecking memes, loser

taylor

>>212420391
Jeez....

>>212420447
>season 5

>>212420454
you're the slut though? your bird ass brain hates ellie because she's attractive, so predictable

>>212420391
A

>>212420365
Shit I hope they manage to even make that a possibility.

Where do I access the cloud sprout Sam Hyde video

why did claire pretend like jet raped her? she got drunk and willingly had sex with him.

>>212420468
im part of the audience commenting on whores being whores talk to the hand

>>212420440
>all anti-ellie seething stops
she can't stop while streaming

I'm actually a bit disappointed that the shorts weren't her idea

>>212420116
Simping is bad for everyone involved. Please stop

what is ian's take on the situation

>>212420454
I was joking too I'm just bored to death of the simp posting I can't take much more of this

>>212420500
actually i hate her for being cringe like tayleigh hopefully she grows out of it

>>212420440
>all anti-ellie seething stops
she can't post while streaming

>>212419822
No saying memes as often as possible when its fitting is based. Being able to speak only in memes is based.

>>212420391
Damn she looks good when she’s not in her littlespace

Shadi frantically refreshing to do damage control after the adl documentary dropped. You were part of that mess, Shadi. You enabled these dishonest greedy pieces of shit. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

>>212420483
cole is a comedic genius

Jet needs to go

>>212420520
same. it was very funny

>>212420206
truuu

>>212420391
T I G H L E P C

>>212420522
Only incels think supporting online content creators is simping.

>>212420508
Because she’s a dumb whore

>>212420391
that hair is absolutely perfect for her. TIGHT.

>>212420541
i agree with that actually

>they're not jet's shorts
>they're my male friend's shorts
>which is a normal thing for girls to do
>to wear the shorts of their male friends
>and i didnt know jet wore the same exact shorts
>it was my friend's idea
>actually i did know it was all bait

is ellie a pathological liar?

Pitslut

>>212420571
bruh you're paying her to play with legos

>>212420529
>ey mane ellie fucked dat jet foo... das shit crazy... ey you think she wanna make OF content together

>>212420391
E L L I E F U C K S J E T

>>212420520
>Ellie finally makes content
>It was her mini wigger handler
Lol elliejeets

>>212419990
Reddit

>>212420522
i have money to spend and will support someone i enjoy watching, go outside faggot

>me while you guys argue all day

>>212420583
Top 3 fish oat

>>212420458
>fishtank archive
>no fishtank

>>212420520
shes not smart nor a big enough of a fan for that. but also claiming credit kinda defeats the whole purpose of the joke

>>212420607
what specifically does she do that you enjoy watching

>>212420547
Not only does she have to cover up Abi fucking Jet and getting on opiates but the ADL stuff now also? Her plate is full for next week.

>>212420607
You actually enjoy watching these people?

>>212420489

>>212420596
shiiiiiiit

>>212420636
shows ass (flat)

>>212420508
i think it was just her immediate defense mechanism after being outed as a whore, she'd spent months calling other women whores while pretending to be a semi-modest catholic introvert so her brain couldn't handle it and she psychologically broke for a little bit

>>212420458
who is the girl on top?

angiechads we need to stop buying her clothes and legos and start funding her ceramics kiln so she can grow as a artist

>>212420607
MAN this bitch looks foul. to thing she's a slut and has simps

>doesn't fuck jet

Binx won

>>212420458
>that tummy
anyone know her socials?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751836789514051.mp4

All this drama is to distract us from the fact that Cole is a better drummer than Vance.

>>212420351
and then if you call him out he says have fun being broke but that doesnt make sense, im not the one making money off this caca

Literally says "they are not Jet shorts" in the live she posted like 5 times

"THEY ARE NOT JET SHORTS GUYS, THEY ARE JUST POPULAR SHORTS "

"They are not Jet shorts. They are not Jet shorts"

"Why the fuck would I post a story showing off the shorts if they were Jet shorts"

"I am NOT doing Jet"

"I only found out about the implication after people told me about it. My bad"

"I am not banging nobody yo, Hymen is intact"

She is not 5'8. Probably around 5'4

"You guys are the ones bringing up the Hymen thing"

>>212420636
Truth nuke: she's probably funnier than Sam (at least going by Extreme Peace standards)

do this !

>>212420658
Mulatto named ivy

>>212420571
>>212420607
She’s making “content” you can see at literally any gym or beach everyday. wtf is wrong with you?

>>212420672
sour womb

I’m new here, can somebody explain what’s going on? You guys just post about a chinese girl all day?

>>212420672
Exactly!

>>212420676
cringe

>>212420702
yes

>>212420694
thats pretty vague

>>212420662
No, we need her to be a tight little slut who posts lewds to survive

>>212420591
CUTE!

>>212420676
freddy > cole > vance

>>212420673
Tummy tank

>>212420683
>She is not 5'8. Probably around 5'4
did she say 5'4''
because that doesn't sound right, she looks taller

who trolled better
ellie by wearing jet shorts driving her simps crazy
or
jet getting a white paypig doctor fired and get called a pedophile while eating Cheese Pizza in the date

>>212420695
i think people like them actually enjoy the fact that there are other men jacking off to the same images and the share that information with each other

>>212420702
yeah pretty much. season 2 they just posted some beat chick with anorexia

>>212420730
is there a third option

>>212420642
A lot of stress eating going on while she waits for part 3 to drop

>>212420702
she no chinese, she vietcong

DIDI MAO

>>212420607
Unfathomably based. Seething kiwitroons and predditors are poor brokedick pits of despair and evil.

>>212420612
let’s not get too hasty lad

COLE IS A LOLCOW

>>212420727
she's hotter than 70% of fishtank girls

>>212420729
She told letty she was 5’8” which is bulshit

>>212420702
you need to get a time machine and lurk for 2.5 years to have any idea of what's happening

>>212420730
>trolled
elliejeets are really pathetic

>>212420744
Nikocado?

>>212420642
Her plate be full every week bruh LMAO KEK XXD

>>212420769
until she fucked skippy

>>212420672
>>212420706

>>212420781
>Elliejeets
They're not Jeets but they are brown.

>>212420702
korean/vietnamese 18yo highschooler, was a contestant on a edgy internet reality show, easily the most boring one. season ended prematurely for legal reasons, people think she fucked the showrunner so its the only thing talked about

>>212420727
is that emily youcis? dumb bitch grifter extraordinaire?

What happens to whores in the end?

bill ottman explaining how he uses numerology to plan his outfits

>>212420719
But isn’t this a board for tv and film? Maybe hiroshimoot should make a board for simps

>>212420246
I want her bouncing on my cock like this

A shot of jet's shorts and fat ass

Notice on his shorts the pink is super faded and the rockstar text is way closer to the edge

>>212420807
S3 winner

>>212419767
Its her father, Ellie hat >US Army retired.

>>212420806
he may be cornered and alone, but he will win in the end

>>212420727
after watching the documentary I have to say the only good thing about that shitshow were how cute all the girls were. jon and his cronies are retards (I enjoyed when that one girl clowned on the mexican dude), the male contestants are pathetic and the show itself was boring. hell even the guy who made it thinking it was going to be a masterpiece and wrote lore and shit is dumb

>>212420816
they live happily ever after

So you're Chinese?

>>212420820
she's bouncing on any cock she wants, she would cuck you breh

>>212420813
no it's xiomara she's a crypto grifter gypsy

>>212420816
absolutely nothing

>>212420806
HOLY SHIT IS JON WEARING JETS SHORTS?!? The plot thickens…

>simps raging
>ADL nostalgia
>dead show
the devil himself couldn't conceive of a worse thread

>>212420612
dimension-shattering trvke. now that the dust has settled, nobody can ever match their impact to the franchise.

>>212420813
the retarded burnout cartoonist? Wasn’t she a junkie too? Or an alchie?

Jet Neptune is a big fat mistake

Do we have any confirmed pics of Unemployed? (Abi's pillhead chud bf)

ELLIE FUCKED JET

>>212420806
He fucked Jet

>>212420846
any good thirst traps? can you link insta?

>>212420672
Binx has a very interesting taste in “men”

wtf bwo, twhead slowed down way too fast, what's going on bwo
did ellieseethers die fwom excitement like hamsters

>>212420808
I thought we were 35 year old white guys. Now we are brown?

>>212420818
Usually there’s a show running but the season got shitcanned and the showrunners paid for a full season of general threads here. We’ll be around til shit really dies down or mods get really pissed.

>>212420822
ayo this nigga lookin up Jet bussy LMFAO

>>212420816

Binx slapping that migrant shitbag is more politically relevant than anything Sam has done since his "Dear Elon" rant.

She fights for YOUR freedom. Respect her!

>>212420897
We've seen photos of an Elliecel, yes

nigga

>>212420895
binx doesnt like men

>>212420897
You're still 35+ but you're not white.

>>212420879
Ellie get off your phone you are with friends

>>212420895
what the fuck is that

>>212420816
they get away with it

How do I stop caring about what an 18 year old on the other side of the planet does I'm too obsessed and I can't look away

Ellie literally owns us
she has us on strings

Why are these threads sill up? I thought fishtank got shut down

>>212420597
Love how ben is slowly turning into Gaspar Noe

>>212420846
Why do the biggest whores on the internet all do this literal clown makeup meme? What's their endgame?

>>212420896
I wish these threads were a legion of fat girls simping for danwel and making inforgraphics about his shorts

>>212420895
I would top him

>>212420930
First time watching fishtank? Just do something else for like 2 days and it goes away

>>212420930
Kill yourself?

>>212420895
He looks like her except less scuffed

>>212420895
Tim is gorgeous and ridiculously talented, he's the ideal hapa.

Keep hoping that one of these threads don’t devolve into a discussion about whether or not Jet banged Ellie

Who cares

>>212420928
Tim Henson, an excellent guitar player who also happens to look like a fag

>>212420917
Patriot Front Cole streaming while the rest of his battalion is on the front lines of new england

>>212420946
in a better timeline this is happening

if ellie had just been eliminated early we could of avoided all this bullshit

>>212420866
mouth full of jet cum fresh from abi pussy

>>212420895
yeah, it's guys with money and clout, it's crazy

>>212420946
Daniew. His name is Daniew.

BENJAMIN TAYLOR GETS FUCKED BY MEN

>>212419587
none of the s3 girls did

>>212420855
You don't get a tummy like that being an alcoholic

>>212420928
Chinese-scandi guitar player

Jet Neptune Penis Discussion General

The scenario where Jet Neptune joined Ellie and Drench on a New York trip because he thought that at least one of them wanted to fuck him, only for them to ditch him after dinner, is actually a more powerful narrative. No one here gives the writers enough credit.

>>212420946
It would be much better. I'm not gay but if I was Daniel is the type of dude I would fuck.

>>212420995
>tummy
You’re all too old to be saying shit like this.

this thread is a MESS

seriously why is claire a total piece of shit? like she's some mega catholic right? why did she just blatantly cheat on her bf?

>>212420906
Look at these fags

>>212421008

All whores are punished in the end

Stay classy wiggers.

>>212420978
Imagine being this guy and knowing your girl fucked a Mexican ogre and Jet Neptune.

If ellie brings up her hymen or talks about her pussy one more time i will fucking lose it

tummy

>>212421012
yeah but /ftl/ secretly likes jet, they'd much rather make fun of the simps

>>212420672
Luke fucked her and then said Nigger on her stream

LUKEWAFFEN 4 LIFE

>>212421023
it was for immunity

>>212421029
sup king

Jet’s such a greasy fat ugly retard does charisma really go that far in getting a highschool cutie Asian to deepthroat your cock and lick your asshole?

>>212421029
PPV Never Dies

>>212420993
She's so cute here.

>>212421008
the foundation of this show

should i play death stranding or balatro

>>212420930
Do something with your life. Literally anything. Make anything, doesnt matter what it is or how retarded it is.

>>212419271
They fit her better than Jet kek makes me think they might not actually be the same pair

>>212421029
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PPV NEVER PAYS FAGGOTS

Jet is owed teenage viet pussy and you're too fucking stupid to see it

>>212420979
Yeah but she liked very odd looking anime hapa guys or Eastern euros twinks. Same with her women she lusts for although she likes full Asian girls too

>>212421044
Isn't Luke gay?

>>212420806
We coudlve saved him before Jet bummybusted him

>>212421029
classic sam

>>212421029
Well jet just ignores cease and desist sent to him, why wouldnt you just ignore his?

>>212421044
>lukewaffen
Uhm.. think it dream it do it? Fuck I dubbbz?

>>212421029
what is your point exactly

>>212421067
death stranding is great. full of kojimaisms but if youve liked his work in the past youll like it. kind of a slow start doe

jet neptune dies tonight

>>212421029
KEK WIGGERS ARE PATHETIC

>>212421021
Weird projection. Nothing wrong with tummy.

>>212421021
Lady, this is 40+ lonely boomer thread, you have to leave.

>>212421029
why does sam live beside a high school?

>>212420993
Binx stocks SURGING

Doubters and critics in absolute SHAMBLES

Oh, you poured some milk on yourself? You stole some candy? Meanwhile our girl is getting bitten by wild animals live on stream for content. These new fishgirls ain't even trying.

>>212420907
She immediately got a drunk white guy reported at the bar for singing the Kanye nigga heil Hitler song. She just doesn’t like men proof except for tranny wasians

>>212421029
>It is a season based show that runs 6 we-ACK
KWAB

>>212421041
I dont know how such a twig slender girl has such insane hips.

>>212421080
Why’d they make her do this lol

bill hotman

new
>>212421109
>>212421109

>>212421134
To give me one of my only scrying caps

>>212421029
Did they think they would just be cool with it kek what did you expect?

>>212421128
needs the one with jet blowing his vape smoke

>>212421117
It’s gay babytalk

>>212421029
>runs six weeks
well, that was a lie.

>>212421029

>>212421122
I'd let binx bite me live on stream for content.

>JON WEARING JETS SHORTS
jet fucked Jon…it’s over

>>212421029
Why post it now? This feels all like a psyop to make the offseason interesting.

>>212421023
It was a one time identity crisis thing. Ok two times with vgr

>>212421067
Death Stranding because it actually took effort to make and balatro is just one of those gay ass low effort simple indie games that got lucky and made the guy millions which is fucking gay

Jon is so fucking spiteful towards Jet and Sam in this shitty documentary just because they didn't want his shitty show on FTL website

>>212420978
>KWAbi is fucking this
Downgrade from the Ogre ngl

She makes me horny simple as that

>>212421169
So you just say stomach every time like a literal bot? Belly makes me think of fat so thats not it. Anyway women are basically like giant babies forever anyway. You retard.

>>212421185

false alarm bros. Jet has the vice city edition. What a relief

>>212421127
Never happened. Keep making up lies for damage control though it's great comedy reading your cope posts.

>>212421219
I would be pretty pissed if they pulled the rug on me

>>212421240
fraud angles since has no ass

>>212421276
She hates everything about you discord simps but knows exactly how to keep paying.

season 4 during season: poop spongebob
season 4 post season: nasty bob

>>212421264
Weird sad fuck.

>>212421029
His legal residence is still at his moms apartment in CT despite living in RI for like 15 years. I wonder if he's ever been audited.

>>212421345
Retard sperg having a meltdown over nothing. Your autism triggered. NGMI.

>>212421345
You're gonna creep women out talking about their "stomach" every time. You sound like Hannibal Lecter.