And how do you fix them?

Stop making ugly bitches famous. Aint nobody wanna invite these chicks to no fuck mansion.

Nothing went wrong. People have access to free porn and more quality porn. Nobody has any reason to pay for a magazine anymore with slightly risque tease photoshoots that turn on boomers. Maybe in 1950 that was the bomb. These days that ain't shit.

>>212421244 (OP)
they are hags, you know what you need to do.

>>212421398
change the bunny into a kangaroo and do specifically mommy stuff?

>>212421360
Then how come there's a ton of these onlyfans girls who become rich enough to buy a nice house and a nice car?

release the entire photoshoot

>>212421427
get child bunnies.

>>212421486
Zoomers are effeminate simps. I don't count anything zoomer or younger as an actual human. They're a degraded subspecies. They'll cuck out to anything since they are a cucked caste of weak, stupid, vapid savages that no longer deserve to be ranked among the races of mankind. They are aberrant humans, a subspecies of domesticated chattel.

I just went to the website right now, scrolled though it, and clicked on a few articles.
Every single one was written by a woman, talking about who-gives-a-fuck.
And the only nudity I saw was a single titty
Just let it die at this point

Breast implants are vile and that's 90% of their catalog. If they did photoshoots with natural titty monsters then they'd still be relevant.

Playboy has no identity anymore they put trannies in there before

Just grab all those boutinela babes and do more creative and interesting photoshoots while taking advantage of their logo and brand recognition while catering to a fantasy lifestyle

Hef died and the place went to shit. It was the only outlet back in the 80s via their magazine and cable channel to see hot normal girls get naked but it was done with a lot of class. You’d get that Co-ed issue with the subscription. These girls would have access to a huge mansion and private jets just by letting an old man in a bathrobe get a little titty squeeze. And they made tons of money showing off their beaver and tits on a nice set with a professional photographer. Nothing like the only fans models where the top earners are fucking 1000s of guys in a day. Normal girls there have to sell they worn out pussies that look like an Arby’s beef sandwich. You got girls with shitty tats all over, nose piercings, stretch marks on their belly from their 4th mud baby riding 32” dildos or fuck machines in a junky bedroom filled with anime posters and Pokemon Funko Pops in the background in hd so you can see every zit on her ass and her veiny tits for $2-3 a month. It was a way different time and a better era. Plus the sjw feminists have highjacked the writing so that articles are all shite. Hef has gotta be spinning in his grave right now.

>>212422267
Dating myself here but 16 year old me loved this issue. Like you say Playboy was classy and an actual good read (once you finished jerking off). Lots of interesting and or entertaining articles.

If they're smart, they're training AI on their decades of archival material. Capitalize on the current hysteria about masculinity being in crisis. Revamp the logo. Drop the Playboy moniker from branding and just keep the bunny.

>>212421244 (OP)
no more brooke shields 12 yo shoots

>>212421244 (OP)
You can’t “fix” obsolete business models. Attractive people don’t need anything but an Instagram account to capitalize on their beauty.

>>212421244 (OP)
Women no longer need a middle man to profit off their sexuality.

All the playboy models now look like discount Instagram models. I think they have trannys now too, which is retarded.

>>212421244 (OP)

My friends and I used to dare each other to buy Playboy from the hot girl in the corner shop. We bought every issue but somehow never wifed her up

>>212421360
The articles were always garage. Then they got worse and were woke before woke

>>212421719
Well said.

>>212423185

I remember Playboy having sophisticated jokes.

>>212423185

Garage. LOL

>>212421244 (OP)
Stop sacrificing kids in those tunnels. Quite an easy fix

They started shooting random e-girls instead of their own custom sourced models and national heartthrobs

>>212422792
boomer here too, that was a great one
had this one and pam's 2nd issue for a long time

>>212423328

That's a step too far desu

>>212422792
a magazine costs like $25 now

>>212423412

I still buy them in WH Smiths before flights, like a retard.

>>212422031
Based.

I’ll just add that when Hef got viagra in the late 90’s it started his cheap whore era where he based his playmate decisions on who might be likely to fuck him and he had the 7 girlfriend harem before the girls next door.
90’s playmates we’re so fuckin’ nice. Semi-professional looking women too.

>>212421244 (OP)
Going through the magazines, I had never seen so many ads for radar detectors before... do people buying porno mags like to speed, or what?

The Brazil edition was the best one in the world

>>212423579

I can almost smell her cunt

you know i used to work for playboy radio

>>212423670
Yeah I knew.

I preferred Penthouse

called is nickname , coca cola pornographic
more style than rival other magazines

>>212421719
based, fuck zoomers

it's absolute bullshit they don't have a proper archive and I have to rely on based Vintage Erotica Forums members to post all their spin-off magazines and video content from the vhs/laserdisc era.

>>212422792
Quaint that back in '94 an internet addiction would be worthy of an article. Today that's just the status quo.

>>212421244 (OP)
>What went wrong
They stopped doing nudity.
>how would you fix them
Do nudity again.

>>212421486
all rented and/or leased shit. notice their homes are always empty.

>>212422031
seriously, there's so many hot social media bitches who could be posing for the right paycheck and exposure.

>>212421244 (OP)
>how do we fix them
You'd have better luck relaunching atari hardware because playboy was the atari of porn.

we need porn outlawed to bring erotica back.

>>212423005
>>212423034
Yep.
>>212423351
Most guys cannot fathom what it’s like to be a woman in 2025 Its hilarious, but it’s also kinda sad. Let's imagine one single day in the average woman's life. Her day commences in the haze of whatever free drugs and booze she imbibed, boofed and snorted the previous day. She can barely make out all the notifications from thirsty dudes literally from all over the world.
There's a vast underclass of swarthy men stretching from here to bumfuck Bangladesh who like, comment and follow a girl like this, and she needn't ever interact with them. Are these men even real? Not to her, no. Plus, in all likelihood she is waking up next to one or several sleeping studs, the ones who the night before gaped and glazed our girl until their rigorous fuckings broke her fickle female reality and she suddenly saw before her the roastie dimension: a yonic realm where tesseracts of turgid, tumescent phalluses are powered by the aggregated orgasmic energies of all women worldwide who in that same moment shared delivery to this phantasmic space by way of the same sort of jackhammering fuckfest induced hallucinations.
She'd have forgotten her name, number systems and become psychically disembodied somewhere during the double penetrations. But after enough rest, our girl will be ready to text one of her orbiters for coffee, another for lunch, one lucky guy to go shopping with and another for transportation to dinner. Time with girlfriends, also financed by another doting beta, blends seemlessly into another libidinous evening dank with debauchery. Sometimes she'll have time to shower, other times she can purchase one of many commercially available "feminine wipes" to "clean" the cum and smegma and who knows what Chad-deposited detritus sprayed and smashed into her dangly clam meat. And after a few judicious wipes of her snatch, she'll be ready to mount the next stallion rounding the turn of the Cock Carousel.

>>212424508
Playboy was always more on the porn side then erotica side. Thier spinoff brands handed that, like the lingerie book

playboy was too classy and couldnt compete with online porn where like you could find anything and cater to any fetish
its a boomer relic too, like rolling stone magazine or 24 hour news channels.

people would joke about reading it for the articles but they did interview a lot of interesting people over the years


if i were head of playboy i would be getting like belle delphine and other famous e girls to pose for it.

also streamer girls

id be interviewing the dissident right wing milieu like bronze age pervert and nick fuentes.

but at the end of the day no one buys magazines anymore

Playboy had professional photographers working for them, it's miles better than the same bullshit iphone shot of some thot in her bedroom that you get these days.

>>212424390
They just couldn't adapt to the squat era

>>212424597
>id be interviewing the dissident right wing milieu like bronze age pervert and nick fuentes.
>but at the end of the day no one buys magazines anymore

this magazine already exists but they dont did porn the first issue because of "degenerate porn addiction" or something. it was vintage soft core stuff and pretty kino if i do say so myself and i wish they would have kept doing it

>>212424537

That's so rude.

>>212424716

Things zoomers will never understand. Feel sorry for you brown fags

>>212424746

>>212421244 (OP)
Things like Onlyfans and Instagram completely destroyed former industry giants like Playboy and Hooters. All of the actual attractive women realized they can profit infinitely more on their own thanks to internet simps, while these big companies conform to DEI for some unfathomable reason and fill their rosters with cave trolls.

>>212424763

I feel doubly sorry for you pig ignorant racist wastes of life

>>212424776
>https://archive.org/details/mansworld/Man%E2%80%99s%20World%20N%C2%BA5/page/264/mode/2up

here are all the pdfs but recently they went to physical magazines so i think its gaining traction

https://mansworldmag.online/

>>212424860

>>212424624
Disagree, look at this.
>>212421576
It is airbrushed to hell and back.
Playboy certainly had a inhosue “look” but it’s sort of a turn off once you see too much of it and start to see the fakeness of it all.
Self shot can be hit or miss but when it hits it hits way hotter than anything in a studio setup where the women are the furthest thing from sexually excited

>>212424895
funny enough a (non-nude non-erotic) pic of a random tranny found its way into the magazine on its first physical issue by accident. i assume some reddit editor did it to own da chuds or something

>>212424776
>>212424716
>muh porn addiction
>around the world in 80 lays
Oh sorry I thought wonton hedonistic sex was degenerate

>>212424945
who are you talking to?

>>212422971
It's too bad that was just a one off.

>>212422971
>>212424995
apparently that wasnt a playboy shoot. they just bought the pics from someone else

>>212424976
Article reads like an amalgam of 12 year old /pol/ posts

>>212425101
and?

>>212425130
And it's cringe they're charging money for information you can get for free. You think normalfags are buying a glorified zine?

>>212425096
Sort of. The nudes were originally shot for a single publication by a subsidiary of Playboy ("Playboy Press"). So they weren't in the magazine proper but were funded by Playboy.

>>212425166
>do you think people the magazine isnt targeted to are buying it

no i do not. i believe they are targeting the demographic you previously pointed out. any more questions?

the guy who started it is a "right wing" author and its just a bunch of articles, essays, and stories with the "right wing" in mind. i dont know why youre pointing out the obvious

>>212425249
oh well whatever

i do think nice soft core porn that shot professionally and doesnt have a dozen filters on it and isnt air brushed has a place today though

>>212424860
whats the namaste reference? Evola?