Thread 212423638

Creature edition

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we're here
>>212423368
>>212423368
>>212423368

Disgusting fucking freak

>>212423668
>another ellie edition
yeah no thanks

trish delish

>>212423948
She's getting so thick and delicious looking. I'm gonna lose my mind

Girl rankings. This has to be comprehensive at this point:
1. Taylor
2. Angie
3. Jackie
4. Kalei
5. Ellie
6. Trish
7. Turbo
8. Josie
9. Bl1ccy
10. Abi
11. Summer
12. Breezy
13. Letty
14. Creature
15. Alyssa
16. Trixie
17. Lily
18. CK
18. Bex
19. Black girl from Bitchtank
20. Delaney
21. Alexandra
22. Smaack
23. Gianna
24. Betty
25. Pearl
26. Ella
27. JC
28. Ricky's Slave
29. Claire
30. Blacksmiths Wife
31. The one mixed race girl from bloodgames who never said anything
32. Kato
33. Mizzy
34. Mexican cleaning women
35. Drench
36. Binx
37. Payton
38. Haley
39. Alexis
40. Random crackhead bitchtank tried to break up
41. Shadi
42. Sky
43. Meg
44. Tayleigh
45. Nifty
46. Sylvia
47. Juliana
48. Jean
49. Chris's prostitute
50. Prisoner tank female
51. Leah
52. Star
53. Rachel

2025 are they forgotten??

>>212424191
Jet is gaping ellie for a whole month

>>212424060
yeaaaaaaa I'm thinking, yeah
yeah
definitely

Ellie’s friends are so lame

First based /ftl/ thread in a long time

>>212424720
they look like discorders who dont get pussy to be fair on ellie i believe her

Lubecooch it up

>>212424790
based on what, being ugly lmao

lol i know one of ellie’s friends he’s a bbc spammer

>>212424790
I'm a big fan of this ugly hoes fat ass. Love to see it

>>212424191
Drench is

>>212424790
stink party

who watching mizzy

>>212424790
Creature was replaced by minion as dukes familiar because sam thought creature was fat and ugly

ssc in 30

>>212424845
>Ellie is friends with a bbc spammer
Grim if actually real.

>>212424845
She's friends with Cole?

Elliepedos be 30 years old like "WTF why are this teenager's friends so lame?"

...

More Ella type stuff

>>212424913
You just don't get it man. Just shut the fuck up.

>>212423638 (OP)
BRAAAAAAAP
>>212423985
brap
>>212424060
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

Creature's big fat fucking white ass edition.

Imagine taking her onto a shopping trip after being tired from work. Not because you wanted to, but because you know she'd enjoy it. And she surprises you by buying something that is relevant to your latest hobby/obsession. You give her a hug and when you let go she quickly hides that genuine smile. She doesn't want to make a big deal out of it.

Errrm i love Joopy

Why did he do it?

>>212423638 (OP)
Creature is what all the goth girl obsessed faggots on this site think a goth girl looks like

>>212425016
Stress free

>>212423751
so is the consensus that Jet raped her so she went from small town southern girl with a mexican bf to being pimped out by Letty, chopping all her hair off and completely changing her identity?

need a jannie to clean up this shiet

>>212424993
Yeah that'd be really sweet. Too bad you're a gook obsessed incel posting on a jewish demoralization forum

>>212424993
Imagine going to college with her because you’re her age and not 40 because that’s who she actually likes

>>212425022
I wished the average goth chick looked like girl.
>>212424968
Based

>>212424993
Ellie has no inner world you speak of

[spoiler[Marky

I NEED MORE FISHTANK
WE COULD'VE HAD DAY 24 OF S4 RIGHT NOW

>>212425016
Me at the Klaus family plot

>>212425034
TJ lost
that's just fax d0ggii

>>212425056
Then you don’t actually like or know what a goth chick looks like.

>>212424993
>she surprises you by buying something that is relevant to your latest hobby/obsession
>genuine smile
this bug eyed gook has literally no genuine thoughts and this is not plausible. Irony poisoned discord groomed bug.

>>212425016
Fucking dipshit, jesus christ.

Daily reminder
Ellie has been the worst thing to happen to fishtank in all 4 seasons, there's nothing worse than a soulless chinese NPC acting "based" on instagram after providing 0 (zero) content on the show
If you enjoy the show on ANY level, your duty is to filter 100% of the ellie simps out of the threads

Wiggermellie

>>212424769
remember when frank Hassle was going to "lose weight" KAW

instead of enjoying a nice day at the zoo klaus is waddling around looking at his (android because he's poor) phone and being negative. sad!

>>212425059
Basement. Now.

reminder: the angel of /ftl/ will be live in 30 mins

>>212425112
trvke

>>212425112
not a simp, I have laughed more at the Jet/Ellie related stuff than anything Cole has done

>>212425016
He watched a Freemason conspiracy video on YouTube and willy fwuckin pissed off

bill ottman sensitive young man

Imagine she's a bit eepy after a day of taking care of the household, so you carefully wrap a blanket around her, but she wakes up and after a moment of confusion she smiles and pulls you in for a hug and a snuggle. You can feel her chest expand and contract steadily with her breath and after you're sure that she's asleep again, you bury your face into the nape of her neck and fall asleep yourself.

>>212425110
that's what's up

>>212425155
Nice.

>>212425159
Then you are retarded

Is it true that Jupiter is meeting with Kojima to get scanned in for some Death Stranding 2 DLC?

So what do we do about Jets 23% stake. We're pretty stumped on how to cut him out. We forgot to add a misbehavior clause

>>212425171
I’m an exmormonim not I understand except that Jupi is #1

>>212425125
I wanted a Samsung but all they had was Motorola or Google phones
it's charges pretty fast though it's a motorola edge plus 5G UW

Ellie better do another thing to troll simps in a couple days. Every few days making them lose their mind will be content enough for me.
I cant imagine taking a side in this debacle, watching you all take this so seriously is so funny

>>212425042
girls do that all the time its not that deep. shes insecure and has too much time on her hands and isnt pursuing anything in life so she spends her days on the internet and doing drugs. its not that deep and happens all the time. having zero direction while feeling entitled being a stay at home sperg who doesnt need to take responsibility.

>>212425182
you deserve to be executed by firing squad

>>212425182
full retard

>>212424115
Brother is totally ok if you like Angelina but number 2 is crazy. Also Josie number 8? Wait this isn't about attractiveness at all is it? You're ranking based on other stuff right?

>>212425182
Kys immediately

>>212425204
Scott confirmed that was just a rumor and there are no plans to do so at this time.

do you actually become a wizard if you're a virgin at 30? i'm almost there

>>212425194
>>212425155
Angie stream soon, my cock is pumped man!

>>212425182
imagine she follows your every command so you make her sit, roll over and beg to cuckold the audience you hate

>>212425182
STOP I CANT TAKE IT

>>212425215
Dude stop coping she fucked jet lol

>>212424115
Kalei that high is crazy. She is the very definition of mid

ellie cunny > letty cunny > angelina cunny > jc cunny > claire cunny > abi cunny > shadi cunny

>>212425208
well, basically, just take him behind the shed if you catch my drift...

>>212425155
lil monkey girl
>>212425180
that's a size queensie

I see Mints is posting his stash again

>>212425182
fag

report the pedophile

>>212425120
the molested

>>212425253
I dont care if she did or didnt. As long as she hints at it in some subtle way again would make me laugh seeing ftl explode

Imagine your hapa son with Ellie is basically Jin. You treat him like shit and neglected him growing up and he hates but you do love him

>>212425243
I don't get how virgins in or nearing their thirties not just pay for sex.

>>212425307
God I want to have sex with this man

>>212425208
merge the company into another entity forcing the sell their stakes ( squeezing them )
the above is the most likely scenario given jet wouldn't sell

#ReplaceJetwithJoopy

>>212425182
you give elliesimps a bad name

jackie gooners ww@?

>>212425304
leave Sam Hyde alone do0g-E

>>212425310
>HAHA she showed how she's fucking Jet again
It's that easy to impress you retards holy shit

>>212425214
yoooo ur fit goes nuts!! ;)

>>212425311
Jin is such a fucking loser. IDK why you guys suck his dick so much.

>>212425324
some of us have severe mental illnesses, anon.

>>212425341
joop spongebob

>>212425359
Liking a jon is a nice thing to do. Good job anon

>>212424115
Can we get a male version

>>212425368
at least he owns up to do it unlike cole and shinji

>more Jet drama today
>suddenly /ftl/ is flooded with diversions and CP like everyone said would happen
DON'T GIVE IN TO THE CORD
DON'T REPLY TO THEM
THEY WANT /FTL/ BANNED
JET WANTS /FTL/ BANNED

DONT WORRY BBCLENARD, IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE TEEHEE

>>212425373
All my niggas love Joopy

>JC, 18yo 5'3 90lb azn, fucks with Cole and Production on a daily basis
>literally no one cares
>Ellie, 18 5'3 90lb azn, sleeps on couch all day
>endless threads devoted to her

>>212425398
That's fucking gay, bwo.

Why cant Jon just get a competent handler. His stream with Alex Stein was a lot of fun

>>212425355
Yeah, anything that gets a rise out of you dummies and makes threads funny

>>212425426
no competent person wants to work with him

>>212425373
she seems cool. it's legit nice to see that one of them managed to turn out good, despite the odds

>>212425368
Go on the show and mumble your way through some references to jet’s past and insults towards the wiggers and you will receive the same praise.
You can get kicked off or leave right after, you don’t have to do anything funny or original in between. Get your foot in the door fast though, I think this’ll only work one more time.

>>212425418
you niggas are lame

karma is my boyfriend

>>212425418
>Ellie hangs out with her discord simps
hymen status?

you guys are being really avant-garde right now

>>212425418
she's legitimately trying to appease someone called "BBClenard"

>>212425424
JC was ugly and didn't fuck with production. Ellie is good looking.

>>212425418
Does she realize she doesn't have to explain herself lol?

Joopy is silly, sexy and attractive.

>>212425418
REMINDER ELLIE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD
SHES GRIFTING

>>212425426
xavier should be jon permeant handler

Has Joopy worn the shorts yet??? Autists get to work

>>212425424
JC is a criminal

>>212425368
If you love WMAF as much as we do and can’t try to befriend the hapa males that pass through here you have no heart

any really feminine gay catty drama to gossip about recently? has sweet ellie been jetted? has angie posted a freaking hot pic? did fredster crash tf out? come on girls fill me in

>>212425418
>calls man her age "kid"
>friends fly out to hang out with her
any other incelbros relate to this? hahaha so relatable 4chan user

>>212425417
Don't forget the Jon documentary conveniently dropping in the middle of all of this and the thread being flooded with people talking about something that had single digit viewers

The more Jet's backed against the wall the harder he gets the mondo cord to falseflag /ftl/

>>212425478
it's funny because the more she digs the more guilty it looks
she didn't do it btw

Imagine that you are both on the sofa together, watching a horror movie, and after a jumpscare she grabs your bicep with both of her dainty hands and buries her face into your shoulder. You just grab her thigh to steady her.

>>212425469
he might be her top paypig someday
who knows

>>212425349
Weck at the fishtank afterparty

>>212425496
abi got suboxone at a clinic and has been larping as ciara for the better part of a year

>>212425441
Didn’t receive the Johnny Neptune fatherhood experience.

>>212425478
It's because she's guilty

>>212425430
Nothing that's happened has been funny and if you think her showing off Jets shorts was some high IQ play you are genuinely more retarded than the simps

>>212425489
Claire podcast 2 - Rusty

>>212425517
this would never happen because I can just get a white woman instead

bill ottman packing his gta shorts to go to the discord family reunion

>>212425418
>discord user who came here for a family reunion and put on a strangers shorts
simps will literally buy this story, no way this LA bitch who cried about her lost retainer is wearing someone else clothes like a quirky faggot.

that dumb nigga jets sgotta go

>>212425481
would
she's got great legs

>>212425535
elementor is coming after ellie

bro easy with the cheese pizza

what are you blastin' /ftl/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9b5mw381I

is it klaus posting the CP or is it someone trying to get the threads taken down or both

Uhh Klaus don't post that shii again mayne. I'm out for the next couple hours see you pedophiles later

>the cord posting CP like we predicted

How long until more fake Mints drama too?

>fucks jet
>wears his shorts
>hangs out with her male friends all by herself and wears their clothes
>teehee im a pure virgin guys

>>212425583
it's klaus

>>212425513
I think she did but dropping everything to explain how you totally didn't to people that are just trolling you is beyond dumb

>>212425583
it's not him

>>212425524
>came
>saw
>conquered
>left

claire and jupiter podcast where they discuss current events and entertainment and are bitches that hate each other the entire time

>>212425494
Next summer, Jin TJ Cole Shinji Ollie Roadtrip 2 thoughts?

>>212425559
Are you on vacation too

>>212425583
obviously klaus

bill ottman checking the archives for the deleted posts

>>212425583
Anything bad that happens is always KLaus

So how many '''''''male friends'''''''' does she got?

Jet has messaged Ellie that he needs the shorts back and he'll do an insta story in the next days wearing the shorts after she mails it to him
Stay tuned

>hey discord buddy can i wear your pants teehee
Do women actually do this?

jet is too gay too function

i fucking hate jet so much
fishtank is so cool and you can do so many awesome things and he does not even do the minimal let alone anything poggers

>>212425583
he’s mad nobody replies to him here.

>>212425593
>fucks jet
>"HOLY CONTENT PRAISE KEK"

>>212425583
It's Klaus, he's been saying how we need to back to /bant/ since this morning

SHADI IS U HERE THIS IS IMPORTANT

>>212425680
What

>>212425660
E-girls do

i think i'm done with fishtank

>>212425638
In person or on discord?

>>212425583
not me I'm just vibing at the San Diego Zoo

Did they really cancel a season just to take an 18 year old on a beach vacation?

>randomly has discorders in her house and wearing their clothes
YUP SHE 100 PERCENT FUCKED JET

why does Ellie hang out with her discord simp orbiters?
is she really that addicted to attention?

>>212425686
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212425660
hey discord buddy im going to raid your suitcase and wear your pants

I just took a nap 3 hours ago and I dreamed I had the GTA shorts and posted about it

Nigga

>>212425705
Yes jet really did

Imagine that she's relaxing on the back porch while you are mowing the lawn of the property you bought for the both of you. She's exhausted from baking cottage pie and teaching the kids how to tie their shoes, but you know that if you run your greasy thumb over her cheek and give her a kiss on the cheek she can't help but give you a smile.

>>212425696
we care. we really care.

>>212425711
shes abby coded

>>212425699
San Diego, North Carolina?

>>212425696
See you tomorrow.

Anyone have the Extreme Peace torrent yet?

>>212424115
>Betty and Summer hotter than Blacksmith's wife
What kind of crack you smoking?

>>212425686
shit testing production much?

>>212425686
Shit status: tested

>>212425743
she’s jewish and bbc coded

we need to be falling asleep with a lit cigarette on accident

>>212425686
Jet wasn’t fat when made Letty wear his after s1
Not proof

>>212425686
Letty also wore them, dumb whore

claire trying to start a fight with the new wife to stay relevant but getting totally ignored by her

>>212425711
calling her friends an orbiter or a simp seems to have become a joke for her after how much it was done in these threads

>>212425686
Dumb whore will say anything and you faggots will eat it up.

>>212425418
>jet and ellie had a 3some with some discord rando

>>212425743
People here have a thing for teen boy bodies or something. Idgi.

10 minutes for brat stream

>>212425696
What’s next?

>>212425689
just checking :3

>>212425699
send pics of the elephants please

He's obviously bulking

ellie's infected and defiled holes do not interest me

these threads need a vibe repair

why don't they just do a 30 second live where they're both wearing the GTA shorts at the same time to prove it or something

>>212425805
>guys im a virgin haha guys guys have i told you im a virgin? haha im a virgin guys
Nobody buys it

sam eats a lot of junk food, a lot of snacks. why

does anyone have a clip of JC talking about pegging, I need it for research

>>212425783
im not starting a fight im just commenting on public events
i shame sluts it's my thing
anyways karma is my boyfriend and she's too cringe to be around long

>>212425805
BANT NOW I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>212425844
hmm. interesting.

>>212425805
>one of the only things I like about myself is
I'm getting deja vu

I FUCKED Jet city

>>212425016
bad influences

>>212425743
is this picture supposed to make her look appealing? lol

>>212425805
>has discorders
>panders to wiggers
>uses 4chan language
>grifter
>pretends shes a virgin
lettycoded but without the content

>>212425805
...

Imagine how she slowly realises didn't turn out to be quite as exciting as she'd hoped for, but she's financially dependent on you, so she's not willing to rock the boat too much and continues to give you your weekly orgasm.

when was the last time one of your discord buddies flew out to your city so you can hang out on the beach in normie land?

>>212425839
her entire identity is that she hasn't had sex and she knows what a lolcow is. its pretty sad honeslty

>>212425855
Crash got that Charlie Kirk smile.

>>212425815
probably putting on his mom's dresses

>>212425805
>elligations
this play on words, this portemanteau. this bric-a-brac.
it puts "watermellie" to shame. elliegations it is.

>>212425847
you should support other women

>>212425805
This better be true Eleanor.

>fucks josie
>fucks claire
>fucks abi
>fucks ellie

TOTAL JET VICTORY
R9K WON

Eye for an eye, mod.

>>212425809
I don’t wanna play legos

>>212425805
so jet really did get friendzoned trying to take a high-schooler's virginity

>>212425900
FORGETTING SOMEONE?

and no one else typed 1

>>212425867
only content letty provided was her hairy asshole

>>212425805
>i love 40 year old virgins and i would date all my fans and i know about 4chan and i use linux and my favorite game is quake and i love warhammer 40k and i love EVA and i'm secretly racist and i only date white guys and i love gore and school shooters and i hate reddit and i love trump and i'm a virgin and i'm so innocent and i'm just like a real life anime character
>I'm just an innocent asian high schooler who just turned 18 and discovered the world

i might fuck jet neptune just to say i did it

>>212425892
fondled memories was pretty funny too
she should do stand up with sam hyde

Summoning Lux

>>212425805
TIME
IS
A
FLAT
CIRCLE

>>212425805
>elligations
heh

>>212425927
it only works if you say browntits

>>212425927
cease and desist

>>212425915
pitchin or catchin

>>212425894
i support women when they're self aware enough to be likable not whatever the fuck is happening now
haley gang wooo

Wn2b pretending we are a virgin and pandering to ftl

>>212425936
a simp gave it to her during he first life. don't be getting ideas that she has her own jokes

>>212425934
What’d they do to him

>>212425910
Too big of a coincidence. The cord planned it

ellie didn't have sex with jet. she was raped!

imagine getting married to eleanor moon but then she finds out you have been posting cringe imagine posts in the summer of 2025 and kill you in your sleep
stop posting those loser shit faggot it reads like ass they arent even feel invoking

Summoning Claudia

Reminder Sam Hyde got a white doctor fired from his job.

Summoning Drool

>>212424191
Has there been any Instagram updates from either for the last couple days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELJQwRKKB_k

BRAT IS LIVE

the unreleased finale of s4
>daniel eliminated because of stox
>freddie direnc ellie arye seth letty remain
>move up into the s2 house that is decorated like a jungle
>deep voice is heard, jimmy emerges from the foliage as freeloader
>next 3 days is jimmy getting progressively creepy towards ellie, slapped about by direnc
>"theres no alcohol in the green world" freddie loses his mind
>3 more days of BS challenges, frank comes in and goes hard on freddie
>freddie snaps takes it out on jimmy who was teaming with frank, boxes him until he spergsout and quits early pissing off production
>frank destroys ellies socks and shoes, direnc in mama bear mode attacking frank to no avail
>ellie quits from panic attack, frank leaves
>seth quit at some point but nobody knows (or cares) when he left
>freddie quits from severe withdrawal
>fatty comes in to show off weight loss, direnc forced to give him a lap dance
>arye spergs out because fatty gets more action than him, they box
>direnc vs arye in the most boring final, she wipes the floor with him
>they call it early and just say she won because arye is so incompetent, everybody pissed with the ending

>>212425960
when you reply to a post, remember; this is who you are replying to

is that nigga really walking around alone at the zoo posting on /ftl/

>>212425867
letty never pretended to be a virigin and didn't really grift (openly calls herself a feminist and says she supports gay people)

>>212425982
hi pedophile

Ellies Kekginity (just thought of this let me know if it needs work)

>>212425982
leave her alone

>>212425960
i dont need to pretend and yes i am a girl teehee ~~

>>212425994
Lenard you need to stop visiting this site its not good for you

>>212425994
>hymen breaks during rape kit

>>212426009
>haters will say he’s leaving.

>>212426009
post tits

>>212425996
she looks very cute today

Yo, Charls here. I'm just here to say that the Earth is flat and space is fake and nukes are fake.

>>212426002
yes it's insanely sad

>>212426002
as one does.

>>212425996
finally some kino

>the only thing she likes about herself is that she hasn't fucked someone
is this incredibly sad to anyone else? did being a child model fuck her self esteem up that hard?

>>212425994
i volunteer

>>212426046
we could have had this but jon threw pennies at a jew

>shows off jets shorts
>says its her male friends shorts who wants to look like jet because hes a fan
>says its from a discord friend suitcase
>says shes a virgin

It's not small that whore is lying

>>212425996
Lego? Stupid cunt do a swimsuit haul or something

>>212426002
I think she is with a friend

>>212425922
>stand up with sam hyde
completely forgot about this venture, I've been losing sleep over the upcoming supplements
is it any good? him doing this shit unironically after shitting up so many open mics with /pol/ stuff for years is probably funnier than whatever his material is. where's he going with this shit, is a Sam Hyde special coming up?

>>212426081
Guys are just flying across to hang out with girls and girls wears the guy's clothes, dude
That's normal, GET OUT OF MY EAR DUDE

>>212426080
mexican jet is a bad influence on jon
jon doesn’t even like spic fuentes

>>212425120
Dude... this is like pizza gate shit. Specifically showing us intentions.

>>212426020
i Love her so much

>>212425994
everything we've ever done or will do we're gonna do over and over and over again
jet is a circle

It's drinking Angie stream
Brat levels are rising

>>212426065
Either that or it was this site and discord

>>212426081
what is her discord?

summoning bill

What's up Reddit

Just dropping in rq and wanted to let ya'll know that I love all my 4Chan fans, you guys rock!! <333 :)

#JupaTroopers

less purple stream overlay type shit

>>212426095
never looked into it but I heard it's mostly about indians
stand up is the gayest shit of all time

Summoning ella

You guys need to realize that she already wore Jet's pants in that random insta pic with Direnc where Jet was camerashy. Someone poast it. She already tongued Jet's asshole last week im afraid.

Im so druuunklkkkk ;~;

should I do a comedy tour?

>>212426065
>did being a child model fuck her self esteem up that hard?
yeah it was being a child model, nothing to do with having insane sexually-off asian tiger parents where your father is absent and doesn't love you and you find your father's penis pump and your mother is a methhead trash whore who has sex in front of you, none of that stuff

Joop it up

>people just acuse ellie of wearing jets pants regardless of her outfit
>she always goes live to dispell the elliegations

>>212426174
jimmy?

>>212426157
Joopy is a pretty princess

what the nigger

>>212426170
moving to fwowida

>>212426178
yessss!!

>>212426157
We love you Joopy

>>212426196
maybe she needs to rethink her wardrobe

>>212426196
>regardless of her outfit
there's a simple way to avoid this...

>>212425110
Hot dang! That kitty is on the floor!

>sista Tayleigh
>boss nigga needs his daily rimjob
>now get down there and rim that shit hoe
>*AHHHHH YESSSS*
>boss nega is pleased

>>212426190
Very Goran Rapistovitch face in this particular photograph. Makes me think that when you are fucking her you get these flashes of Jet when she is at a particular angle from you. Probably would pass.

can you imagine how painful it is to be ellie’s simp friends and know you’re never going to get a chance when they’re obviously in love with her

sex with angie

summoning poop haha eeewwww just kidding that would be gross.

>>212426198
Im SURE she randomly found or just HAPPENED to have her own pair of specifically the same shorts from GTA Vice City, which no one has played in 20 years.

bill ottman trying to drown the pain

>>212426233
When you say "boss nigga" you mean jimmy or TJ? I think jimmy making sister tay rim TJ is funnier

>>212426178
yeagh

>>212426251
Icky poopie lmfaoooo. Ben are you getting this? Write this down

Give half my paycheck to Angie

>>212426265
either or

bill ottman trying to get everyone to take a shot with him on new years and they decline and he says "awww y'all suck"

>>212426254
Gta 6 is coming out and its in vice city fucking retard

>>212426178
yeah man

Felipe A. Downey sending a C&D for my /ftl/ posts

Dating Jupiter must be weird

>>212426235
While they do share a face it is an inherently feminine one. So it is really Jet that looks like Jupiter with his sole masculine feature being his overgrown eyebrows. I would also like to take this moment to remind everyone that Jet has weird, tiny doll hands.

Who's cucumber

today has been brutal for simps

OOgooo gaaga

ah yes, the gta vice city shorts that everyone has in the closet

>FRANK HASSLE IS LIVE
https://x.com/mogustene/status/1941950168489676873

summoning becca godwin with a photo of peter thiel with devil horns drawn on with a marker and a bag of molly

Angie truly is love and life

>>212425996
She's looking cute.

>>212426300
It would make my penis feel weirdly good

>>212426306
Fishtank orbiter that does interviews and recaps

>>212426321
tight fucking piece to have my future babies

>>212426305
He’s gotta go back to twink Jet if he wants to stop looking so freakish. Even mid-size BG Jet is better than this.

>>212426316
...

Cease and desist impersonating me.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH DADA

bill ottman looking forward to going to bed tonight because he washed his sheets and pillow cases earlier today

>>212426316
>adl space
you have my attention

>>212426316
Who gives a shit? He got his shit pushed in by a 5ft tall jeet and is moralfagging about jon when he did worse during fishtank.

>>212425996
no one cares about this FAS monkey

>>212425243
it used to be so, but now women are such whores everywhere in real life and the internet that you can basically have infinite psychic sex with them 24/7. this drains your wizard powers.

>>212426316
we do not care

>>212426240
I spend most of my free time shitposting here, she's acknowledging it, thats enough for me to follow her. I do the same for claire and she's whatever

bitch eatin straight salt

>>212425686
lol

>>212426300
I think it would be awesome.

>>212426300
I disagree.

Ella "Gamine" Sokkablue

>>212426294
Why did Jet have the same pair a year and a half ago?

the snail fear the brat

>>212426388
Because he's a trend setter

>>212426181
>actually believing a word of this
good luck in life pal

>>212426389
>>212426392
what the hell is this crazy bitch doing

>>212426351
It's a good feeling, what about it?

>>212426316
imagine getting mogged by a jeet and still showing your fat face online

>>212426361
>>212426389
>>212426392
HEY ANGIE

Yeah and uhh......
Yeah

>>212425998
>seth quit at some point but nobody knows (or cares) when he left
holy shit it’s real.

>>212426321
Filipinas love lime so much she might finish the whole bottle of salt on stream

>>212426413
it's very nice

>>212426378
It would be the best thing ever. You are making Jet submit at the same time you look at her face deep into her eyes you see nothing but Jets face and you start to hate fuck Joopy taking your Jet frustrations out on her

Jet is a trend setter and he's bulking

>angie wants a corona

Familiabros...

>>212426417
ricardo lopez vibes

manifesting candyflipping with bex all autumn

ella owes me bush pics

>>212426386
Yes

scu me!

>>212426160
It's good if you're watching someone naturally funny do it, which is rare nowadays
Sam doesn't come off as the type to be funny doing it at all, it's probably just him touring all across america for a bunch of retards painfully forcing themselves to laugh at what he says, waiting for it to be over so they can meet their hero after the show.

Any of yinz got more Joopy leaks?

Why does Sam live so close to a high school?

>>212426300
Only if you knew who Goran was. She seems like a pretty normal person in her insta/tiktok

Brat coded.

>>212426437
need to give her some Corona bros, with the lime

>>212426437
Bitch is gonna be decrepit by 25.

Proud of my boy.

>>212426436
jet is a fat piece of shit that sold his soul to satan in exchange for rape

bill ottman regretting eating cheesecake for dessert because he's watching what he eats

He will save Fishtank

>>212426265
>When you say "boss nigga" you mean jimmy or TJ?
Nobody ever thinks this, its always been Jimmy. TJ was so nontent that he needed Jimmy's gimmick given to him by Jet. Even Greg knew to not play into the Greg bucks shit because it was cringe that there was Chris Points and Oliver Dollars running at the same time.

Imagine having Jupiter sucking you off
That must be the weirdest shit because it's the top half of her face that is 100% jet so it'd look like skinny Jet sucking your cock

>>212426437
>drinks every single day
>smokes
She's cooked in about 1 more year

>>212426469
tight brat coded cutie

>>212426415
SIMBAL LION W

>>212426452
Same for jupiter. You see those eyebrows? She’s gotta have the craziest bush.

>>212426482
WOW WOW WOW what a bhahabiat !!!

>>212426081
yeah about 5 seconds of critical thinking proves this is completely retarded nonsense

bill ottman baking stream

I'm gay give me money.

>>212426509
Are you playing a character?

>>212426490
TJ is the Bossnigga and Godnigga

>>212426415
thats attempted mawdaw

>>212426492
skinny jet sucking my cock is the least I should get as reparations for even caring about this show

Ellie is hate and death coded

>>212426486
I have a thyroid disorder, that stuff goes straight into my hips.

bill ottman's wigger funeral with a hypebeast casket and an ironic wigger pouring it for the homie session over his corpse but he's just happy to be here

ANGIE STOOOOP YOU'RE FILIPINA YOU CANT EAT THAT MUCH SALT WITHOUT BLOATING

what should i eat for lunch

>>212426490
He beated jimmy

>>212426490
Alright dude chill out.

this brat loves salt

>>212426519
>ArE YoU PlAYInG a CHarACteR?
That's my impression of you, that's what you sound like

Peter vack will save fishtank.

bill ottman getting nervous before his piano recital

i need to plap trish's pussy

>>212426533
That would be very disrespectful.

damn that was a massive burp

Ellie keeps dm’ing me if she can borrow any of my clothes to wear. What do I do? I’m not comfortable with this

erm...someone maybe BAKE????

>>212426265
Jimmy is boss nigga TJ is boss nigger

>>212426003
Letty tried playing off being a virgin during S1 early on. She's also made those comments several time since and although it might be a joke to us the people she tells that to take it seriously at first because they don't know her yet.

>>212426574
He’s gonna crush it though.

>retardio gave jon $40k
>food budget $2k for the month
>clippers promised $50 per week to clip the show (which they never got)
>rest of the budget got blown in 2 weeks on booze and blow

>>212426452
Ella's hairy legs and blonde bush.

nontent nina is a tryhard WHORE

Membah when Letty tried to flirt with Vance and got shutdown?
I membah

>>212426583
>ermm someone bake so I can discuss where jet's penis has and hasn't been

>>212426601
NOW

beautiful voice on this brat

>>212426600
YOLO

when does rachel come back

angela actually has a very nice singing voice

i wish claire was here

>>212426600
They probably put the crypto into some scam that got rug pulled thinking they could 10x it

>>212426600
Kinda based tbf

>>212426600
Good

laying in bed while angie strings her guitar singing to me

>>212426621
>ermm someone bake so I can discuss the show
Uhh.. DUH?

>>212426601
This would heal me

>>212426637
im gonna do a reddit ama addressing the haters and allegations

brat has a tight voice

>>212426657
heaven

>300 seconds required to just make a thread
everybody just hold on

>>212426667
probably a bad idea

Right back to eating salt

You guys are so fuckin gay

>>212426667
do a podcast loser

In the ADL documentary, Jon’s fellow tard childhood friend said Jon only started being an asshole after he started taking steroids. Jon’s previous second-in-command said the same thing

Do steroids really fuck up your personality that much?

just straight up eating salt. why is she like this?

she has to be low iron eating salt like this

>>212425867
Letty is a female wigger

What was Elleigh's biggest misstep?

>>212426581
That's Abi, right? Listen, Jet has been pretty blueballed after getting rejected last night. We need to fly you out IMMEDIATELY.

claire make a new thread already

tj

like i'm into jet

bill ottman thinking about dusting off his guitar after the positive reaction to his song on /ftl/

>>212426657
stringing a guitar means putting new strings on it, you're thinking of maybe strumming or something like that, but yeah, it is a nice thought if you're not thinking of her getting all technical while she's singing setting up her stuff, which isn't very glamorous imo

>>212426688
i thought it would be funny
>>212426697
im gonna react to the adl doc sometime this week

>>212425418
>FAMILY REUNION
>HOTEL
BULLSHIT

Angie is a slut who's waiting for someone average looking with a lot of money to jump on his dick for a while

>>212426600
better than S4

claire go live on chaturbate

>>212426701
More often than not causes new imbalances. So yeah

>>212426733
>im gonna react to the adl doc sometime this week
I would watch that

>>212426733
How's school? Are ya winning, son?

>>212426761
new

>>212426733
you look like a dog, do something with your hair ffs

new
>>212426765
>>212426765

>>212426765

>>212426003
Calling herself a feminist is a grift

>>212426762
yes and my new job starts tomorrow

>>212426600
Art of the deal

Has Ellie streamed yet or are people really just ranting about her getting fucked in an offline kick chat

>>212426701
Yes. My friend started taking testosterone recently (28 years old) and has went from chill laidback to aggressive

NEW >>212426784
>>212426784
>>212426784

>>212426771
no i dont and i like my hair the way it is i like how i look and other people do too until i reject them then they call me ugly it's just how it works

>>212426768
>>212426776
>>212426805
nice

>>212426776
dumbass retarded idiot go to hell

>>212426768
>>212426776
>>212426805
one more for good luck

>>212426815
well shit. never baking again