Thread 212423714

The whole woodpile is getting down itt. You in?

I'll put in work

>>212423714 (OP)
Can we do the 500 seals?

If we burn local, won't we ignite the woodpile?

>>212423904
Fish has heart

>>212423714 (OP)
i'm burning international fuck you bitch

>>212423904
But if you freeze global, you won't have to burn a single one of them.

>>212423755
Fish has heart

>>212423872
500 navy SEALs ripper count em

>>212423904
Do we have a problem here? I gotta open thread policy bro I'll show you how a white man posts

>burn niggers on woodpiles in your local town
What did he mean by this?

I’ve never wanted to be a peckerwood more than I have watching this movie

I'm in.

pozzed schizo samefagging forced meme spam.

jews can't fight!

>>212423714 (OP)
Hey you fucking pussy incel chuds. Jon Bernthal here. I'm telling you, if you don't burn local, you burn out! That's what being a real one means. That's what I've learned after years, decades, of hard work, of endless sweat and tears and blood. I came from nothing. That energy we have, that's power! I know what it was like to grow up on these hard streets, I grew up with the school of hard knocks, something you basement dwelling sissies could never even imagine. And while you sit there all day jerking off in your room playing video games, we REAL ONES are out here building and creating. Music, film, stories, that true energy, that true power.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3KZ_65-LEeU?feature=shared

>>212423714 (OP)
I live for this shit!

Does this actually happen in California? A wealthy non-violent guy makes an honest mistake and they throw him in there?

>>212425807
He killed someone. He was convicted of a violent crime so he was sent to the prison for violent criminals.

>>212423714 (OP)
I'm tired.

>>212425807
Convicted felon and now successful YouTuber Larry Lawton said, in real life, he would not have been sent to a hardcore prison like that. Even if it was a DUI that resulted in a manslaughter charge, because he was a white collar guy.

500 shitposts. Bernthal poster count 'em.

>>212424004
Bottles could have been a Dick Cheney, in another life

>>212423714 (OP)
I want in JB, I don't fit in with the toads. Willing to put in the work!

>>212423714 (OP)
I did four years in a medium security private prison, AMA

>>212425807
DUI manslaughter is violent crime and Cali prisons are overflowing, so yeah, it happens plenty

>>212427873
what do prostate orgasms feel like?

Reccomend me some prison kino, seen the following:
>Shotcaller
>Felon
>The Wraith of Cain
>Convict
>OZ
>Blood in blood out
>American Me

>>212427929
Very good, actually. Next question.

>>212427970
Cell block 99

>>212425255
DOES HERMAN KNOW YOU FREEZE GLOBAL?

>>212427970
A Man Escaped

>>212424518
you're greenlit, fag
>>212425898
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become warriors or victims. Nothing in between can exist here.

>>212427970
>time

>>212428019
>>212428034
>>212428071
Thank you anons, I'll see if the bookie has any torrents so I can hoop these later.

>>212425255
Tell me about the baby, bro

>>212424053
Doesn't that mean penis?

>>212423714 (OP)
Shame he never got his PENIS tattoo finished
>inb4 someone tries to lie and say they were the PENI gang, like that makes more sense than the PENIS gang baka my head

>>212428029
>ACK! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, I'M THE ONE WHO CALLS THE SHOTS HERE!

>>212428262
>*looks at the camera* "I guess you're the... shotcaller now..." *dies*

Keep putting in a work, money men.

>>212428519
Good morning saar

>>212424518
imagine being this new

>>212428746
The whole woodpile is going to come down on him.

>>212428852
wonder how he hooped a whole laptop

>>212429029
puttin in work, peckerwood

>>212423933
Greenlit

>>212423933
I can't believe you've done this.

Anyone else really like the young sniper at the start? Cool dude.

How do I become a shotcaller?

>>212430011
Offer to help people with their computer problems

>>212430011
Put in the work.

Who's got the keys in this thread?

>>212428019
Love seeing Vince Vaughn doing things besides comedy.

>>212431156
Same but the thing I hate is he looks like such a funny guy that its hard to take him seriously.

is the whole woodpile still here or did they get greenlit by toads?

>>212432426
Still gettin our fuckin hands dirty

>>212430011
thats so crazy, that huge black dog bows down to the white one

>>212423714 (OP)
aint no hall pass, brother

>>212424518
Shut up, toad.

>>212432525
Me when hers is bigger

Sorry woodpile, I can't put in work today. I ate three uncooked hot dogs out of the trash that it turned out my mom threw out because they were like a year past expiration and I have a sick tummy and liquid diarrhea real bad.

>>212433192
There are no free rides.

>>212432610
That's the true meaning of being an alpha

Iron up.

>>212433192
You'll get your fuckin toilet dirty like the rest of us

i just room temped at an intermediate location what the fuck is Jon Bernthal gonna do about it

>>212432525
>he didn't finish his PENIS tattoo...
NO NO NO NO
>>212432565
hell yeah
>>212433192
PUT THIS UP YOUR ASS, WILL THERE BE A PROBLEM? I GOT AN OPEN DOOR POLICY

>>212433192
keep putting in that work Hotdog Man

>>212423904
have we started the fire?

>>212433313
>YO YOU AIN'T KEEP IT LOCAL? WHY YOU RUNNIN PUNK??!

>>212433192
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME

>>212433192

They make those hot dogs to break men like us.

>>212433192
that just means you'll be rehooping your paperwork 20 times a day, wood

how could it possibly be profitable to smuggle in and sell drugs to inmates inside a prison

>>212433712
I like how the neck is shorter in this one

>>212433742
We gonna have a problem here toad?

Don't you know this comb has power suckah
BLACK power
Power to give a fool like you nightmares but see you wouldn't understand that

>>212433742
easy, the prices are like double or triple than the price on the street, maybe even more

I tried navy seals. I manages 12 and nearly puked. Either I'm not fit or the 500 nay seals is a total meme.

>>212433879
why would an inmate have any spare cash at all? if he did, and he's stupid enough to become a druggie, why not just shake him down?

>>212433742
>t. Not Validated

>>212433921
People can put money on your books, like family or friends

>>212433921
you gonna earn or not?

>>212433921
>why would an inmate have any spare cash at all?
you either get someone on the outside to send money to the dealer's guy on the outside or you pay with ciggies or something on the inside
>why not just shake him down?
because it's a business? it's easier to take someone's money by giving him shit he wants in exchange for that money
if you've got access to the goods then it's easier for you and more profitable

>>212434098
kek people also forget...you're right up next to these people every day, so it is generally advisable to at least be "decent" to each other. Especially when you're locked up with a bunch of niggers.

>>212433977
>books
You like to read? I got a good collection on psychology. Just finished reading "The Human Animal". I'll send it over with some of my favorites.

>>212423714 (OP)
Gangs are for brainlets. As long as you aren't a bitch and annoying you can get through prison just fine.

>>212434569
>t. tobias beecher

>>212433913
I remember a video that would get posted a few years ago (back when these threads were routinely hitting 300 replies) where a guy actually did it but it took him over two hours.

>>212433192
Shit local

>>212433913
>he isn't putting in the work

>>212423755
I'd you don't put in work you gonna get your cheeks clapped.

>>212434689
saar global

>>212423904
>baby you ain't gotta go to vegas with the girls to burn coal
>just burn local baby

>>212423714 (OP)
I can't watch movies with this retard in them

>>212434761
Does it help he has a PENIS tattoo thats unfinished on his neck or make it worse?

>>212433192
Make sure you lube up, wood.

>>212434933
still don't get why he put the drugs up his ass like 12 hours before he had to go on the yard kek

>>212424004
Look at that work being put in

>>212430011
Curly white must have put in some serious work

>>212434681
thats very impressive
>>212434711
how about, instead of 500 navy seals, we go for a brisk 20 minute walk

>>212434758
not accurate to either real definition of burn local. you're an ESL

>>212435184
>how about, instead of 500 navy seals, we go for a brisk 20 minute walk
wood i like how you think

broke is thinking he joined the whites because of the nigger getting raped
woke is thinking he wanted to do the raping

>>212430011
>I've buried you a small fortune

Why are shotcaller threads so comfy?

>>212424004
It's so strange when someone is clearly not a very good actor, like Jeffrey Donovan, and yet someone is at the same time very charismatic and tends to be the focus of whatever scene he's in, like Jeffrey Donovan.

>>212425700
>>212427218
A Daring Synthesis

>>212436534
we put the work in for the whole wood pile

im just not gonna join any of your groups thanks but no thanks

>>212437695
but bro we were all gonna get PENIS tattoos and hang out by the toilet...

>>212424004
As a spy sometimes you have to become a white supremacist and shank minorities.

>>212427970
The Last Castle

>>212424004
>"badass" character wears nerd glasses
immersion ruined

What the fuck are navy seals anyways
just burpees?

>>212437907
It's more likely than you think

>>212437695
See if the lone frog shit works

>>212437926
lemmetellyousumptin you better come in here burning local you wanna talk like that

This is an OG thread. I'm posting in.

>>212438386
Start walkin, toad.

>>212427970
A prophet

>>212424518
You're about to get checked the fuck in by a real ass wood.

>>212427970
The Night Of (HBO miniseries) is pretty kino but I won't give away more than that cos spoilers

>>212435193
Nigger pajeet fingers typed this post.