Thread 212424978

And here's your perfect Link casting. You can't thank me later, frens.

>>212424978 (OP)
>"oh yeeah, i stink, i stink just a man, i'm just stinky"

>"you mean from your vagina?"

he's literally me

>>212424978 (OP)
face of a junkie

What if link was a boy

>how do i become a boy?
>add two letters to your name
>get really dehydrated
>wear some stupid shit no man would ever wear
WOW YOU DID IT ELLEN YOU'RE A BOY

>>212424978 (OP)
>give me the strung out look

This guy grabs your girl's ass in the club. What would you do?

All NES characters are diqless, in fact. Get Renner in here!

Bigger arm veins than Cillian, why does the other Nolan pet get the gud roles & not Xir?

>>212426247
Why are you so angry?

Imagine casting Page as Link and Hunter as Zelda

>>212426338
Rape his vagina

>>212426247
I think it's clear example of how modern society have become obsessed with the superficiality of things, she'll never be a real man and yet there she is, she looks like a man but she can't ejaculate or impregnate women.

>>212424978 (OP)

She looks like total shit in this photo. What a complete mess

Can Ellen be saved, or is it terminal? Does she even have any castings ahead of her? What's she doing these days?

>>212424978 (OP)
Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boys
The very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutes
In that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the ground
And every scene after that she is dressed as a boy
This poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.
Corruption of the holy androgyne
(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.

This is not a pasta. It's a warning

Check out the hairy leg where her pants have ridden up. Pure desolation.

>>212426338
Tombstone piledriver

>>212430764
jesus

Does she even get work anymore? Why are there so many professional photoshoots with her?

Ellen looks like a drowned corpse, with coarse hair growing all over it that it shouldn't have. Looking in the mirror must be a sombering experience for her

>>212430764

The way Ellen describes her genitals now, it is hard to know what exactly is down there at this point

>>212424978 (OP)
>Uh-oh?

>>212424978 (OP)
This photo is fuckin grim.

>>212424978 (OP)
the only time Gender Bending Link is ok when he turns into a cute girl. (an actual real girl)

>>212426626
He's angry that his gender identity is being treated like a Halloween costume

>>212434235
But Ellen isn’t larping as obese shut in that has never gotten haircut

What's Ellen's next attempt at poor victimhood going to be? She's already tried being gay, vegan, tranny, so what's left?

>>212433467
Get laid

>>212424978 (OP)
i feel kinda bad making fun of her because she's clearly severely mentally ill. if she wasn't an actress she'd probably be homeless. i think she'll choose a suicide method that she perceives to be masculine like maybe cutting her arms in the bath.

>>212436447

I don't feel bad at all. She's turned into a predator, advocating for these surgeries for children. She's deserving of a padded cell and little else now, far away from kids

>>212436427
Hunter, is that you??

>>212429821
>This is not a pasta
Are you sure

>>212424978 (OP)
why it looks like shes on the street with a cardboard shelter

>>212429821
based masonic knower

>>212436676
Yes it's doubletalk now I've looked at detrans young people's stories. The procedures are strictly experimental. You can't redo nature wtf. And their idea of "protection" is a special class that is above scrutiny or questions. It's turning into priesthood.

>>212429821
Is canada a major supplier of grist for the masonic mill? she was no looker, but hard candy was strong acting. was there hidden message in her teen preg movie?

Ellen is doomed to shitty VA work, voicing female characters. Nobody is going to want to work with her in any kind of actual movie anymore, unless they are retarded. She's a ticking time bomb and may kill herself, writing your name in her reasons for it because you made her wear an outfit that the demon possessing her said she wasn't allowed to wear

>>212424978 (OP)
Jesus are her hands growing? Just how much T is she injecting?

>>212424978 (OP)
>Zelda played by a dude
>Link played by a woman
Is my mom directing this movie?

>>212424978 (OP)
>cut hair short
>throw on terrible clothes
>lol I'm a boy now
Women are retarded.

>>212424978 (OP)
Is that Elon Musk's son? Kinda looks like thim except thin.

>>212438287
>>212439032
Elle and Hunter are both too ooooooooooold. Elle is pushing 50's

All this is just because of 1 middle-aged cunt who is struggling with her middle-aged woman phase
And retards is eating it all up lmao