Thread 212424978 - /tv/ [Archived: 802 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:28:04 AM No.212424978
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And here's your perfect Link casting. You can't thank me later, frens.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:30:17 AM No.212425035
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md5: 264fece8031a924475f3595e185efe69๐Ÿ”
>>212424978 (OP)
>"oh yeeah, i stink, i stink just a man, i'm just stinky"

>"you mean from your vagina?"
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:36:11 AM No.212425198
he's literally me
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:04:18 AM No.212426062
>>212424978 (OP)
face of a junkie
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:05:22 AM No.212426089
What if link was a boy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:11:17 AM No.212426247
>how do i become a boy?
>add two letters to your name
>get really dehydrated
>wear some stupid shit no man would ever wear
WOW YOU DID IT ELLEN YOU'RE A BOY
Replies: >>212426626 >>212428326
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:13:20 AM No.212426293
>>212424978 (OP)
>give me the strung out look
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:15:16 AM No.212426338
This guy grabs your girl's ass in the club. What would you do?
Replies: >>212426683 >>212430788
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:17:38 AM No.212426422
All NES characters are diqless, in fact. Get Renner in here!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:19:30 AM No.212426472
Bigger arm veins than Cillian, why does the other Nolan pet get the gud roles & not Xir?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:26:37 AM No.212426626
>>212426247
Why are you so angry?
Replies: >>212434235
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:26:59 AM No.212426634
Imagine casting Page as Link and Hunter as Zelda
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.212426683
>>212426338
Rape his vagina
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:26:34 AM No.212428326
>>212426247
I think it's clear example of how modern society have become obsessed with the superficiality of things, she'll never be a real man and yet there she is, she looks like a man but she can't ejaculate or impregnate women.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:30:29 AM No.212428428
>>212424978 (OP)

She looks like total shit in this photo. What a complete mess
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:15:00 AM No.212429677
Can Ellen be saved, or is it terminal? Does she even have any castings ahead of her? What's she doing these days?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:21:16 AM No.212429821
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>>212424978 (OP)
Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boys
The very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutes
In that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the ground
And every scene after that she is dressed as a boy
This poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.
Corruption of the holy androgyne
(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.

This is not a pasta. It's a warning
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:17 AM No.212430764
Check out the hairy leg where her pants have ridden up. Pure desolation.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:58 AM No.212430788
>>212426338
Tombstone piledriver
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:52 AM No.212430815
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>>212430764
jesus
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:59:04 AM No.212430915
Does she even get work anymore? Why are there so many professional photoshoots with her?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:34 AM No.212431237
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Ellen looks like a drowned corpse, with coarse hair growing all over it that it shouldn't have. Looking in the mirror must be a sombering experience for her
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:10:11 AM No.212433077
>>212430764

The way Ellen describes her genitals now, it is hard to know what exactly is down there at this point
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:11:28 AM No.212433118
Chopper_Dave (1)
Chopper_Dave (1)
md5: 5b02e04d7f16acdc6d4e53b4bcd74bc2๐Ÿ”
>>212424978 (OP)
>Uh-oh?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:12 AM No.212433140
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>>212424978 (OP)
This photo is fuckin grim.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:23:47 AM No.212433467
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>>212424978 (OP)
the only time Gender Bending Link is ok when he turns into a cute girl. (an actual real girl)
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:11 AM No.212434235
>>212426626
He's angry that his gender identity is being treated like a Halloween costume
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:51:07 AM No.212434300
>>212434235
But Ellen isnโ€™t larping as obese shut in that has never gotten haircut
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:11:30 AM No.212436371
What's Ellen's next attempt at poor victimhood going to be? She's already tried being gay, vegan, tranny, so what's left?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:14:06 AM No.212436427
>>212433467
Get laid
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:14:57 AM No.212436447
>>212424978 (OP)
i feel kinda bad making fun of her because she's clearly severely mentally ill. if she wasn't an actress she'd probably be homeless. i think she'll choose a suicide method that she perceives to be masculine like maybe cutting her arms in the bath.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:16 AM No.212436676
protect trans kids
protect trans kids
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>>212436447

I don't feel bad at all. She's turned into a predator, advocating for these surgeries for children. She's deserving of a padded cell and little else now, far away from kids
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:48 AM No.212436689
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>>212436427
Hunter, is that you??
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:27:28 AM No.212436763
>>212429821
>This is not a pasta
Are you sure
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:26 AM No.212436871
>>212424978 (OP)
why it looks like shes on the street with a cardboard shelter
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:03 AM No.212436916
>>212429821
based masonic knower
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:42 AM No.212436929
>>212436676
Yes it's doubletalk now I've looked at detrans young people's stories. The procedures are strictly experimental. You can't redo nature wtf. And their idea of "protection" is a special class that is above scrutiny or questions. It's turning into priesthood.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:35:43 AM No.212436978
>>212429821
Is canada a major supplier of grist for the masonic mill? she was no looker, but hard candy was strong acting. was there hidden message in her teen preg movie?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:27 AM No.212437740
Ellen is doomed to shitty VA work, voicing female characters. Nobody is going to want to work with her in any kind of actual movie anymore, unless they are retarded. She's a ticking time bomb and may kill herself, writing your name in her reasons for it because you made her wear an outfit that the demon possessing her said she wasn't allowed to wear
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:16:09 AM No.212437810
>>212424978 (OP)
Jesus are her hands growing? Just how much T is she injecting?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:40:59 AM No.212438287
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>>212424978 (OP)
>Zelda played by a dude
>Link played by a woman
Is my mom directing this movie?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:19:13 AM No.212439032
>>212424978 (OP)
>cut hair short
>throw on terrible clothes
>lol I'm a boy now
Women are retarded.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:24:53 AM No.212439130
>>212424978 (OP)
Is that Elon Musk's son? Kinda looks like thim except thin.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:01:06 PM No.212440713
>>212438287
>>212439032
Elle and Hunter are both too ooooooooooold. Elle is pushing 50's
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:31:01 PM No.212441951
All this is just because of 1 middle-aged cunt who is struggling with her middle-aged woman phase
And retards is eating it all up lmao