Thread 212425325 - /tv/ [Archived: 811 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:40:13 AM No.212425325
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distortus-rex-34j6yi3a2n4f1
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What was his/her endgame?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:41:02 AM No.212425350
>>212425325 (OP)
Protecting trans dinos.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:41:54 AM No.212425382
Goon maxxing to trans Dinoโ€™s
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:43:13 AM No.212425421
Bruh what perks to kill this new deathclaw
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:44:44 AM No.212425473
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>>212425421
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:47:12 AM No.212425548
Jurassic_World_Rebirth_Scale
Jurassic_World_Rebirth_Scale
md5: acd0c7ea9b9f923ec16997e15a911985๐Ÿ”
>>212425325 (OP)
To grow and shrink at will
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:03:39 AM No.212426041
>>212425548
It was chilly that morning.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:09:01 AM No.212426200
>>212425548
sir I asked you politely to stop
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:11:48 AM No.212426263
>>212425548
there's 2, retard
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:13:41 AM No.212426301
>>212425548
bro don't tell me this schizoid is also you

https://x.com/Carnyxl/status/1941813113080483933
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:15:19 AM No.212426341
>>212425548
I don't think this is a particularly compelling image
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:15:22 AM No.212426343
>>212425325 (OP)
I like its beluga head, get rid of the giant forearms and it's a cool tard looking dinosaur.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:15:49 AM No.212426356
>>212425548
Why are you trying to gaslight us
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:16:16 AM No.212426373
>>212425548

I'm sure this movie is ass but in all fairness lots of monster movies don't have consistent sizes for the creatures and it varies from scene to scene how big or small the monster is.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:19:42 AM No.212426478
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>>212425325 (OP)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:22:45 AM No.212426535
>>212425325 (OP)
Producers still forcing mutant dinos in the movie so they write in one to fit into a trailer
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:23:50 AM No.212426562
>>212426343
a movie about having to design a trauma helmet for the tardrex so he doesnt crack his dome when having a seizure would have been better than the actual movie
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:27:15 AM No.212426649
>>212426373
What other movies has a monster grow and shrink from building size to skyscraper size as badly as this?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:28:57 AM No.212426694
>>212426649
there's 2 you stupid faggot
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:29:33 AM No.212426710
>>212425548
who cares
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:29:59 AM No.212426726
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md5: 33bc149fa0afabd037a8aef539b48c43๐Ÿ”
>>212425325 (OP)
Being the worst kaiju of all time.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:30:44 AM No.212426737
>dinosaurs?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:31:03 AM No.212426748
>>212426263
>>212426694
Then why didn't they team up? Why did we never see them together in the same scene?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:31:18 AM No.212426752
>>212425325 (OP)
She has autism. Please be patient with her.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:34:16 AM No.212426839
>>212425548
I told you niggers it was the cloverfield monster all along.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:35:08 AM No.212426865
>>212425548
bro, no one cares
its a fun movie, just turn your brain off. I saw the movie twice and I still don't know any of the characters names
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:37:05 AM No.212426915
>>212426562
They'll never go for it, but an actual origin movie about the people involved in making the original dinos and arguing about all of the genetic bullshit would be kino. Like how Shin Godzilla was just dry humor about shitty office politics.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:39:40 AM No.212426984
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md5: 3d53045c59a68ac5b0adfeee17c1ec8f๐Ÿ”
>bro, no one cares
>its a fun movie, just turn your brain off. I saw the movie twice and I still don't know any of the characters names
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:41:14 AM No.212427033
>>212425548
SAR!
SAAAARR!
PLEASE UNDERSTAND!
MOVIE HAS VERY HIGH TECH NEW GRAPHICS. WE WORK VERRY VERRY HARD.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:41:22 AM No.212427040
How long before they make just "jurassic Park" again and they at least attempt to make it a soulful film about wonder and perseverance instead of whatever the fuck this retarded shit is?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:43:29 AM No.212427105
>>212425548
Are you stupid? Its common sense it probably had DNA mixed in with a puffer fish so it could expand and shrink in size (like how the indominus rex had squid DNA to camouflage)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:58:15 AM No.212427540
>>212425325 (OP)
To fuck and kill and cum
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:58:32 AM No.212427546
>>212425548
LMAO fucking dropped
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:00:14 AM No.212427598
>>212425325 (OP)
>islanf full of rejected mutated dinosaurs

we only see 3
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:07:22 AM No.212427818
>>212427033
very kind. thank you sir for hard work. very needful and preponed sir. hope got bob and vagene
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:16:01 AM No.212428050
>>212425548
Dishonest filmmaking. We will not be watching this.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:16:13 AM No.212428056
>>212425325 (OP)
>T Rex clone gone wrong
There's gotta be more than just Rex dna in that thing right? Wouldn't be surprised if it's revealed to have a bit of human dna in there in the inevitable sequel.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:18:39 AM No.212428132
>>212428056

They are slowly making their way towards that cancelled concept idea of them making human/dino hybrids as super soldiers for war.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:00:59 AM No.212429281
>>212425325 (OP)
looks like something straight out of DOOM or Gears of War
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:03:35 AM No.212429366
>>212426343
Nah they should have cut the little ones and kept the big ones, then itโ€™d be too similar to a standard Trex
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:04:23 AM No.212429391
>>212425548
oh nononono AHH HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:07:47 AM No.212429479
>>212425548
cleanest best effects
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:09:20 AM No.212429526
>>212425548
this pissed me off
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:14:54 AM No.212429672
>>212426373
>>212426649

Godzilla 1999 is infamous for the Godzilla differing drastically in size
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:23:01 AM No.212429868
>>212425548
>$180m movie
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:23:49 AM No.212429891
Screen Shot 07-06-25 at 05.48 PM
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md5: 33e910349fdada000b44ee8834c3ccd0๐Ÿ”
> smooth round bulbous mushroom head
> thick veiny girthy neck
uh.....how does this help sell dinosaurs?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:30:49 AM No.212430105
>>212425548
You really triggered the pajeets with this image.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:33:03 AM No.212430185
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>>212425548
>Hey, kids! If you liked Bigger Luke, you're gonna LOVE this!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:33:06 AM No.212430187
>>212425325 (OP)
SMASHED AND SLAMMED
BONEMAXXXED
MUTANT EXOTIC MICRO TOADLINE T-REX
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:35:58 AM No.212430275
>>212429891
> literally a penis head trex
Fucking why?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:39:02 AM No.212430356
>>212425548
Why does the drex shrink the helicopter?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:39:25 AM No.212430371
>>212426373
Original King Kong jumps from being 18 to 60 feet tall depending on a scene.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:43:00 AM No.212430472
>>212427598
> stupid penis rancor
> stupid flying raptors
Whatโ€™s the third one?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:45 AM No.212430546
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>>212430472
>Whatโ€™s the third one?
the McChickens
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:46:54 AM No.212430577
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md5: 857c26fc24c40fa48779f345cbfb0677๐Ÿ”
>>212430546
>McChickens
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:50:38 AM No.212430662
>>212430577
>>212430546
Thatโ€™s just 2 mutants. The penis rancor and the flying mcchickens. You said there were 3?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:32 AM No.212430773
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md5: d468160df6723dc78cfd5067d5992387๐Ÿ”
>>212430662
>You said there were 3?
you listed 2
McChicken makes 3

>>212430472
>> stupid penis rancor
>> stupid flying raptors
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:33 AM No.212430807
>>212430472
>> stupid flying raptors
the retarded Pterodactyl is what I thought you were referring to.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:57:46 AM No.212430874
To murder dinosaurs with 500 teeth
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:00:57 AM No.212430969
>>212425548
>autist doesn't know what perspective is
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:01:09 AM No.212430978
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md5: a202918bb8e605efbd9ff45259a67f10๐Ÿ”
send "MARSOC" commandos to most dangerous place on earth
> no offensive weapons
> only "armed" with only dart guns with an effective range of ...........30 feet
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:02:10 AM No.212431008
>>212430969
>>autist doesn't know what perspective is
see
>>212430773
>: Screen Shot 07-06-25 at 0(...).png
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:03:20 AM No.212431049
>>212425325 (OP)
Every single person involved in every single part of this monsters creation, design and implementation should never fucking work in movies ever again. The sheer number of retards involved in this is astonishing, and is proof that at no stage was anyone with sense, taste or intelligence involved in making this movie.

What in the fuck were they possibly thinking?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:08:10 AM No.212431186
>>212431049
They thought that they could rather than should
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:13:12 AM No.212431363
>>212430185
Goddammit stop posting this shit, it's a cognitohazard
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:23:16 AM No.212431669
>>212425548
Lmao this is what happens when you shit out a movie like this in only a year, pre production to post. Everything is so clearly rushed. I'm convinced David Koepp wrote it in a single evening
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:25:40 AM No.212431737
>>212431049
they were thinking they can copyright a unique dinosaur that wasnt historical