Thread 212426761

Jackie edition

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ella please bless this thread with positive energies and nutrients. Amen.

you freaking BUTTHOLES!!!

Watermellie

Scu me!

>FRANK HASSLE IS LIVE
https://x.com/mogustene/status/1941950168489676873

bill ottman wondering if he should go in for a hug when he's meeting his friend's new girlfriend for the first time

The beautiful Bleau

Angie is Gorillaz coded

Nice

Joopy gang on top

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SERIES OF POSTS ABOUT FISHTANK YOU'LL SEE FOR A WHILE. to start off, I'd just like to say that all the fudders are fucking braindead, and anyone doubting the wiggers at this point should silly billy themselves. before I move forward, I'd just like to preface this by saying that I'm a diagnosed schizophrenic, and last season I was a prominent schizoposter on xitter, literally the autist that came up with the pirate/monkey island s3 theory; thought the tank was a sinking ship, basically. I'd also like to say that to anyone with a brain, the cast/production were clearly dropping clues and cryptic messages, so they or anyone else can't fault me for picking up the breadcrumbs or whatever. I didn't even plan to schizopost this season; started off larping as an indian instead, as I thought it was funny. then june 30th happened. from that point on, one thing led to another, and I started to schizopost. initially, because of sam's previous fuentes collab, and all the "calm before the storm" and nuclear fallout larp, I thought they were doing some post-apocalyptic fallout larp analogous to 2024's "civil war" movie involving a conflict between woke america, technoright (indian) america, and christoright america, or something to that effect. I came to this conclusion using context clues, and "dr. niras voke" mentioned in sam's bunker address; "niras" is sanskirt for "to cast away, destroy," so indian, and "niras voke" is clearly a reference to "woke mind virus." from there, I started putting words into gematria calculators, and ended up on qanon xitter. weird place. started picking up on qanon speak references in the show, namely "orange cat keanu grills watch," "mutants," "red tie," etc. aryeh's name means lion in hebrew, so I thought he was going to be some sort of leader of the indians, or the lion of zion, or something to that effect in the plot. started digging through cast/production socials, looking for patterns or words or phrases, anything.

All the ADL contestants deserved it

>>212426701
Yes, why do you think Sam keeps making bad rushed decisions and trying to act macho when he's a faggy theater kid?

angie simps and binx simps are the same people

>>212426761 (OP)
What is she, like Brazilian or something?

>>212426780
Changing my pronouns to be lesbian lovers with Ella <333

>>212426814
went from "bible book of revelations" larp theory, to "v for vendetta" larp theory (remember remember the fourth of july, the lion, the leak, and the lie), to "matrix" larp theory (jin = j i n = jin is neo; leo; other clues), to "chrischan dimensional merge" larp theory (cartoons, luke and binx talked about it last season), to "star wars clone wars" larp theory (july 4th = jew lies are the force within you), to "mckinnely assassination, teddy roosevelt, mount rushmore 4th head, susan b anthony, eleanor roosevelt" larp theory, to "national tressure book of secrets" larp theory, then came the turning point: someone commented on one of my posts with "I want to silly billy you with a hammer for fun." at first I thought it was nothing, as it was presumably just someone pissed off with my schizospam, then I thought about it more, and it hit: leo dicaprio in django unchained; slams his hand on the table, bleeds, threatens a slave woman with a hammer. sam's suit in s4 has a red right sleeve near his hand. direct reference, it had to be. then I noticed seth's fit in the farewell address: ropes (django), hawaiian shirt (romeo and juliet), cig/weedpen thing (django; irl a heavy smoker). all django/leo coded. july's zodiac is leo too. I reanalyzed everything: r-yay, musicals, spiderman, gay flag, magic bucks, "one man's dream," bunny ears/peace signs, build a bear, the dark knight rises, qanon, faqgot, magic rooster tattoo, jin's "proud father of two," seth's "wolf, cig, white heart" emojis, freddy with hitler stache, echo delta, dr. niras voke, 76. then jet posts instagram stores labeled "litmus test": balenciaga 10xl or 6xl, balenciaga poulines, screenshot of a song on youtube music, two black guys on a lambo in the desert. first I thought: dune? the "m" on the shoe = muad dib, pouline = pauline = timothy charlemet's sister, desert. thought about it a little more, did some googling, and BAM. it's ye. 100%.

>>212426830
He seems to mellowed out now that hes off the roids. I dont think he spazzed this season

>>212426761 (OP)
Why the fuck is this spam allowed to shit up the board?

>>212426789
nobody cares nigga

>>212426802
We’re so fucking banished.

Im not listening to the space, just give me the bullet points

Sam used to be so cute. I hate rewatching his old stuff. I could've saved him.

Imagine kissing her neck and then her chin

Yo Vance

>>212426851
r-yay = ye, "wolf emoji" = "wolves" song, gay flag + black fishtank logo = gay fish, magic bucks = unreleased song "magic" and buck breaking meme, build a bear = dropout bear, django unchained references = ye says he pitched the idea to tarantino during "gold digger" video, freddy's hitler stache, cig emoji = blunt = david blunts, ww3 nuclear fallout larp = ww3, first song on ye's new album, dr. niras voke = doctor in a bunker/basement = "cosby," second song on ye's new album, cosby's character was a doctor that had an office in his basement, nick fuentes collab. to confirm, I went through everyone's socials again, then discovered posts on schultz's xitter in early may asking his mutuals to connect him with ye to produce music videos for the new album. that's when I had the "holy shit" moment. so basically, I believe they're filming ye's music videos for his new album, and fulfilling the dream he had while filming the video for "gold digger" to make it into a musical type of thing, probably somewhat similar to green day's "american idiot" or something to that effect if I were to guess. I think they'll do a bunch of fishtank mini-seasons, like season 4, with the actors or people they hire for producing the videos. still kicking myself honestly, as it took me five days to figure this out, when it should've been obvious at the start given the fuentes collab, and the pride flag + black fishtank logo marketing. if I'm at all right about this, you really have to hand it to the wiggers. this is HUGE. legendary shit. fudders btfo. anyway, you can resume talking about which past contestants you'd fuck or gossip or whatever you faqgots do here.

>>212426868
This but with Abi.

>>212426822
They made a long set of life decisions that brought them there for sure. Arielle is just a dumb naive negress and didn’t deserve it.

>>212426831
Nah I fucking hate that ugly hag’s guts

bill ottman patting his pockets and saying sorry man don't have one on me when someone asks him to borrow a lighter

>people posting about ellie
>fags replying to claire
>couple of jupiter posts
>few pics of TJ
>0 fishtank discussion
saved you the rest of the thread, this is it

>>212426853
>show off the air for over a week
nobody knows

>>212426787
Good to hear!

>>212426796
Balance is the key to all of this.

Guys the rumors of shortsgate has been cleared!

Imagine kissing his neck and then his chin

sniffing jackie's armpits

>>212426892
The one saving grace of going back to /bant/ will hopefully be that the Ellie/Angieposters will be quarantined to their simp generals

tight brat coded slut is on my mind nigga

>>212426892
>0 fishtank discussion
yeah why isn’t anybody discussing what’s happening on the show right now wtf

Watermellie

10 hour documentary about a fishtank ripoff, pls watch it. - Frank

no more bitchtank type stuff

>>212426814
>>212426851
>>212426873
I aint reading all that nigga

>>212426914
She doesn’t know that s1 jet wasn’t fat

>>212426916
gopher nigga

>>212426916
chill claire you're such a whore

>>212426814
>>212426851
>>212426873
Almost feel bad for this retard typing all of this just for it to get plugged into ChatGPT and summarized a few dozen times and not replied to at all.

>>212426904
tldr, ye tank.

ever consider this?

>>212426889
I don't smoke, never did. I consider that a virtue.

can we get serious for one moment?

look, if the wiggers wanted to end the allegations all they have to do is have that fat orange fuck show us the receipts. they allegedly wrote 6 weeks worth of material. where is it? surely they had a real week 2 twist that wasnt just living in a basement for the least 4 weeks. what was the plan? what house were they going to stream from? they should have all the storyboards and be able to shut us up with just a couple posts but instead... nothing

>>212426914
>fucks jet
>talks shit about him after
claire coded, also he wasn’t that fat when he got those shorts nice try

I FELL FOR IT!!! I BAKED THINKING I WAS DOING A GOOD THING, NOW I PROBABLY SACRIFICED A GOOD THREAD TRYING TO BE GOOD
I WILL NEVER BAKE AGAIN!!! I'LL LEAVE IT TO MORE AUTISTIC RETARDS THAN ME FROM NOW ON
I AM SO SORRY

>>212426931
Closure and healing for bitchtank girls type stuff

>>212426949
Cubellie...

>>212426892
>>couple of jupiter posts
>>few pics of TJ

Guilty

ELLIE IS A VIRGIN GUYS
DID YOU KNOW SHES A VIRGIN
SHES A VIRGIN!!!
SHE WOULD NEVER GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND SLOBBER ALL OVER JET NEPTROONS BOSNIAN PENCIL
NEVER
SHE WOULD NEVER LET JET NEPTROON STICK IT IN HER VIRGIN HOLE AND CUM ALL OVER HER
BECAUSE SHE IS A VIRGIN
ELEANOR MOON IS A VIRGIN
VIRGIN!!!

today i learned that jon threw pennies mencius fucking moldbug

Imagine pulling that strand of hair behind her ear before leaning in to tough your foreheads together, before kissing her little nose.

>>212426814
>>212426851
>>212426873
Aint reedin aldat

>>212426963
abi saying nigga all the time now is so cringe, we all saw her refuse to say it in season 2

we have to go back

>>212426970
Seek help

>>212426957
Don't sweat it man shit happens.

>>212426963
There is no healing, no salvation, and the pain will never end

>>212426914
Everybody thank the vapid nontent stacy for giving Jet motivation to lose weight.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this guy?

>Sam got Jon on steroids
>Van got Jon on cocaine
It’s an evil show

>>212426963
She is so vile now

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nice sister you got there jet
it'd be a shame if someone... offered her drugs...

THIS NIGGA ASKS

>>212426971
Bleau is brown super groyper that thinks he’s an Aryan and would orchestrate getting Jon to do that type of stuff

>>212426995
11/10 twink chad

miss her yet?

Ellie is awesome
>funny as fuck
>fricking cute and wholesome
>smart, wellspoken and hardworking
>good friend
>full of grace
>well versed in pop culture and media
>lived an interesting life

She is just a good person.

I keep seeing random boomers saying FAFO on Twitter on things completely unrelated to fishtank. So cringe how Freddy tried to make it his thing. It's a fucking boomer Facebook meme.

>>212426982
can someone explain who vgr is and what the story is with clare, i missed that

>>212427023
truuuu

>>212427002
Someone should do with her what Jet and the wiggers did with some of the girls

>>212426995
9-10

>>212426970
I believe her

>>212426942
idc. I'm just happy I can get some sleep now.

It's like how the illuminati celebrities do the one eye thing to let others in the club know they're a part of it, that's what Ellie did by wearing the shorts

>>212426997
does this confirmed that van and shadi fed abi drugs?

>van can't read the bible
>van owes $16k in house damages

Currently listening to the Frank Hassle ADL Twitter Space, not understanding anything they're talking about because I haven't listened to the 10h documentary necessary to understand what happened on that stream 10 people were watching at the time.
Peak content.

>>212426957
nice op tho, dont sweat it

There are four fucking ftl threads up RN.
Do better, team.

>>212427051
scary

Abi doesn’t tweet from her account that’s her bf

>>212427041
is she practicing the way she would love to eat jet's ass?

>>212427024
it’s been a saying for years anon

>>212427018
you can be thinking this without saying it

>>212427018
perfection

big brother
what is the fishtank equivalent of this? it is the more hardcore edgy show on an independent platform right?

>>212427034
Her face is so fucking lopsided.

Frank being such a bootlicker for fishtank is so wack dude should go die from a heart attack or something

>>212426995
Eight. Lacks contrast. Great bone structure, even thirds, overall ideal composition, good harmony.

>>212426957
it's ok spongebob don't be sad

Imagine coming into the bedroom to find her relaxing on the bed and you just tickle her feet to make her laugh.

>>212427083
this doesn't have sound and I just imagine she's letting out a massive earth shattering fart

it's only sunday but today felt like a monday

>>212427071
Does she even have access to the internet anymore?

>>212427068
>2 Ellie bakes
>A mints bake
>Jackie bake
/ftl/ is the worst

>>212427079
Yeah only boomers still say it and he tried to make it "his" thing but he's exactly like the other boomers except more retarded and worthless

>>212427114
super deep man are you a famous poet or something?

>>212427052
If Van got Jon on cocaine then he could have done that with Abi

>>212426892
we really should be booted over to bant at this point

>>212427093
Clip? Could do with a jerk

>>212427104
>corny namefag is a PSL fag

>>212427126
oh you’re that one freddyseether, nevermind, continue having your meltdown

>>212427086
how does a lisping retard manage to have so much style and confidence

>>212427093
fishtank is nothing like big brother

big brother is a social experiment with a 90 day game of chess for $750k

fishtank is a bunch of retards doing literally nothing but trying to be edgy and you might get up to $8k lmao

>does puppy play live on camera with jet
>becomes his cocksleeve for a night
>hangs out with multiple boys who all flew across the US to hang out with her
>wears their clothes

being an elliefag is grim

Why is this guy in every fucking live/twitter space i see

>>212427145
we still have 24 days left until the show is over

god i wanna see bodycam footage of drunk jon arguing with cops while he's filming himself with his phone

>angie streaming for $10
how do other femfish mog her so hard?

>>212427084
Imagine Cole fingering you with his skilled instrumental hands and licking you with his tard tongue

>>212427165
Him and that zachary guy are everywhere

>>212427183
Real

>>212427180
She's talking about cigarettes, anon...

Frank talks like such a homosexual

Does he actually hate Jon or just want to fuck him?

>>212427180
>streaming for $10
what

>>212427107
Imagine

15 minutes... fishtank site... be there

>>212427183
Male (and not very avant-garde) fingers typed this post

>>212427145
why are you a wannabe janny?

>>212427214
I would hate jon if I had to be around him

new announcement soonish

did any catch that live from a bit ago? she said she might stream later

>>212427160
what's the experiment

this is what a buttlicker looks like

I need to stop coming back here there's nothing happening

the impenetrable eleanor

>>212427165
he’s a spiritually a bum

>>212427225
Addressing the gta shorts allegations

>Frank acting like Jon is some big bad guy for running a shitty show
>Frank gossiping like a woman and acting offended at Jon's behavior

Why is this faggot moral grandstanding as if he isn't a shill for a show under fire for illegal activities already

>>212426886
she cute

>>212427236
They were never even on the show at the same time

Jet uses his vice city shorts as a sort of trophy to display on his conquests.

>>212427238
HOLY SHIT NICE KICKFLIP

>>212427227
No that was letty

like i'm into rimming fat men

>>212427208
josie made thousands talking about hot chips and vapes
S4 fish just don't get simped somehow

>>212427214
where's he from? californians sound pretty gay to my eurofag ears, ben hardly needed to act at all in S3

?

Imagine you weren't blind to social cues and actually had a chance at entering a fulfilling relationship with a person of the opposite sex.

>>212427202
i fucking hate zachary

Frank you're also leeching onto Burt kek

This twitter space is gay as hell, just go into the sex scandals.
Did they really free-use shadi behind the scenes?

>>212427251
I’ve never seen a girl worse at makeup

>>212427215
she's made 10 dollars so far

>>212427249
interacting and living with 15 strangers and being able to manipulate them so they put the $750k in your pocket instead of theirs. you cant just come in guns a blazing and you cant just sit back and be passive.

>>212427275
look at the state of him, ugliest guy of all time

Ellie, I will always protect you from the hate and death

>>212427202
zachary here, i don't fuck with twitter spaces anymore.

>>212427269
He was given instruction to direct attention towards the ADL doc, he's just playing it up.

>>212427225
Too skinny and skin too clear to be recent

>>212427305
greg and freddy too

>>212427329
you're too late

>>212427307
She has an evil aura

>>212427307
They already talked about mary fucking 3 different guys in the show

>>212427292
On the right is Steve
Left is a gay nigger alien

>>212427292
>here's that 29 years old kid I was telling you about

>>212427307
Bro she’s still staying with van like 6 months after ADL, wtf do you think

>>212427293
yeah haha...

>>212427283
based, same here
his actual laugh is so much gayer than anything he could have thought up during famous house

Jon

Not Guilty.

People kept talking about Jon having handlers but the handlers were all too afraid to direct him, it was more like Jon was their handler

Aperture here

>>212427321
i'll grant you that big brother is probably directed by people who know what they're doing but fishtank has weird impersonation, gaslighting, roleplaying
it mostly just boils down the gaslighting and they're not even very good at that but it's something i haven't seen anywhere else

>>212427225
Cease and desist spreading misinformation.

>>212427153
I have many interests. I consider myself a renaissance man.

@chadmuffle is saving the xitter space

>>212427349
If he was going to lose his job he should have at least big purple posted in the tank

>>212427292
Imagine being an uglier version of a 25 year old virgin, holy grim

>>212427251
reddit ama will free her name

The owner of fishtank has treated me with one asian high schooler and I've only had two dog-faced cunts
Your whole family are to be executed

Which one was mary in ADL

10 milliseconds.... myspace... stay tuned...

>>212427340
it's never too late

>>212427343
Did Jon smash

Imagine someone told you to imagine your perfect wife

>>212427251
physiognomy does not lie

>>212427370
yeah im not here preaching that one is better than the other just that they arent really anything alike

if they were paramount would have sued the fuck out of jet already

>>212427292
>Beavis & Beavis

frank is such a loser for gossiping about jon's 10 hour documentary

>>212427388
this whore

what did ellie mean when she said help my pussy needs your dick in it jet

More people have to address Van getting Jon and Abi on drugs and ruining them

>>212426995
i mog and im a 7

>>212427399
it would be eleanor

>>212427292
beavis and butt-head

Starting this ADL documentary can anyone tell me if it's worth sitting through 3 hours of this

>>212427410
Which one was Hadrians sex slave

>>212427307
/ftl/ Shadi BWC gangbang meetup when?

>eeeeh my name is chewbacca
I remember when Chebie said that

>>212427423
No you don’t

why does this guy talk over everyone

>>212427016
any update on her legal case?

>>212427431
the one your looking at

uh oh...

>>212427430
skip 36 minutes forward for things to kick off

>>212427439
i do tho

Im gonna start drinking now fuck it

ADL was a retarded endeavor, but atleast they had a schedule

adl jon fags must fucking hang

go make your own thread its not fishtank

>>212427430
No, it's just fishtank orbiters without an ounce of self-awareness being mad at Jon for being literally Sam.

>>212427421
Van and Shadi are the Epstein and Maxwell of ftl

>>212427430
wait until week 2

>>212427449
Im just imagining her in a skin tight rei outfit.

>>212427456
cole no

>>212427430
No

>>212427448
Who was the goth looking nymph with black hair, it wasnt this mary chick or xiomara.

>>212427468
is Ellie the first fish to directly call them "wiggers"?

>>212427435
She's doing a stream for Aryeh types

>>212426761 (OP)
How the fuck are there constant threads the season is canceled and nothing is happening

>>212427462
ah right ellie ellie ellie, oh angies tosie wosies

>>212427458
cringing so fucking hard@ S1 bozos inserting themselves into present day fishtank

>>212427468
ellie either fucked jet or she fucked her friend, there is no neither option. male and female friends don't share clothes platonically.

>>212427486
No jimmy and cole did

>>212427496
go make your own thread for retards with lisps

Jon should fix his speech impediment, it would take him farther

>>212427467
Jon does steroids? why does he look so shitty then?

>>212427484
yes mara

>>212427468
yeah I dont believe her at all

>>212427343
>>212427354
I think she is impenetrable

>>212427511
go make your own goon threads

>>212427517
Because he’s a subhuman autist with zero coordination

>>212427503
incel

>>212427468
Diesofcringe

Erm I love josie wosie erm I love angie tangie

Mara my gypsh whore

>>212427518
I couldve sworn their was a 3rd one

>>212427468
>men and women sharing clothes and nothing happening between them
KEK

>>212427292
I can’t stop worrying about this

based Dave

>>212427503
She didn't and if she did, why the fuck do you care or think i care?

>>212427430
Some parts are kino but the creator is some moralfag who needed to edit it way down

>>212427318
it sounds like shes mostly getting thrones and patreon stuff (macbook, some other shit, and almost 100 subs x15$ per month on patreon) and using youtube mainly to get new audience

Imagine lying next to her and caressing her dainty wrists

>>212427537
>erm i love brown sluts
i don't blame you

jesus christ why does this sean faggot talk over everyone its annoying as fuck

>>212427449
there's also an image of letty wearing these with jet in the frame
does jet just have a stack of them that he gives out like some old-timey monogrammed handkerchiefs

i'm reserving judgment on this because i do'n't care strongly either way about who ellie has sex with due to not being a simpcuck
it's established that jet is a sex pest and i'd like to know if he fucked a high schooler, because this could make his life more difficult

>>212427531
NTA but he isn't wrong. It doesn't always mean they fucked, but they're definitely getting close and comfortable.

>>212427552
You're getting extremely mad for someone who doesn't care

>>212427318
she makes over 1k monthly on patreon

>>212427518
I dare anyone itt to find a better jawline on a fat hoe

Only thing I remember from ADL was when that one girl looked like she broke her leg

>>212427552
its good anti humor

>>212427545
>he never had female friends wear his clothes
Really exposing yourself

>>212427552
I don't know or care if YOU specifically care, but people clearly do considering the endless meltdown about it today. also >>212427575

>>212427543
this one?

>>212427503
never had a tomboy friend? wait what am i asking

>>212427572
>if he fucked a high schooler, because this could make his life more difficult
Meh she's 18, no one with an actual life will care.

>>212427556
Pretty princess

>>212427582
No, only girlfriends and flings ever wore my clothes

>>212427518
nvm it was midori my beloved

I was enjoying S4

>>212427604
>2 Ellies!
imagine

>>212427582
brother that is not normal

>>212427454
You’re a Mexican wizardcel

christianity larping is on the same level as embarrassing as like having a diaper fetish or something tbqh

Imagine imagining

>>212427238
can a nigger drop in?

>>212427468
:(

>>212427582
why yes i invite my discord friends to my sister's house, its totally normal to search their suitcase and wear their clothes. nothing weird happening here.

>>212427604
HYMEN STATUS - INTACT

Reminder

>>212427449
Kek Ellie simps will never recover

>>212427456
cheers, mate

>>212427545
they're meme clothes tho it's actually different

>>212427627
i said i mogged not that i was prettier

Honestly I cant take Frank seriously after this

post ellies MUCH hotter sister

isnt this the second time ellie has been caught wearing clothes suspiciously similar to what bitty im fitted wears

>>212427467
>Jon surrounds himself with dumber people
Where do you find people dumber than Jon? Some kind of retard prison?

>>212427626
>>212427611
Eh well when we went camping and stuff the chicks would throw on shorts it wasn't a big deal.

>>212427637
Unfunny pick me bitch

>>212426963
>nigga
all that wigger cum inside her coming out her mouth

>>212427631
im too retarded

>>212427637
you don't really find many volcel girls around lately

>>212427579
oh yeah I remember that also, some girl fucked up her ankle from simply walking on a bed.
pretty sure DramaAlert picked up on it too

>>212427648
>copying a producers fit from years ago in a 480 stream

Correct reminder

>>212427665
Fishtank twitter

>>212427677
i winced

Ellie if you want your sins to be forgiven show off your toes.

did anyone catch ellies live earlier after the zoo?

>>212427608
a radiologist apparently got fired for just "dating" her on a wacky reality tv show

>>212427651
he’s one of the good guys. if redbar won’t go after sam, he won’t either. he understands negative spin.

>>212427668
go watch some extreme peace and sam hyde red pills.

>>212427637
i believe you ellie

>>212427665
You don’t, it’s just retarded Twitterfag nonsense, Jon is a 70 iq legally retarded retard

boogie should have taken the shot.

>>212427692
GOT DAMN!!!!
Angie would've quit on day 1 if she was a contestant instead of Ellie

>>212427680
doesn't sit right with me. she should be having sex (with me)

>>212427697
She went live again? There was one a few hours ago that was pre-zoo

Real content.

Fishtank hasnt been good since AlexB left the show

>>212427653
Kanpai

>>212427648
>>212427689
so she's fucking her friend who sees Jet as someone to model themselves after
thats not better lmao

How come no one ever talks about the time Ellie shit her pants while she was asleep?

>>212427648
Yeah Jet the style icon everybody wants to dress like him

>>212427697
no, but she said the camopants were from freddy at the s3 house

>>212427720
i liked what we got from s4 but i can get behind this

>>212427697
said she wants to stream again later
https://x.com/buttoneyecroch/status/1942008899046871521

>>212427692
she mogs her in every way
her mother mogs her in every way
no matter how gorgeous Ellie objectively is, she has to live with that
it's no wonder she's doing a Mayli-lite.

>>212427648
>he
oh no...

>>212427719
brap coded

>>212427651
If he does catch wind of the fishtank shenanigans it is not good for the wiggers. All of the residual react farming and drama farming... they are okay with it being contained in 4chan/ftl but I doubt they want people seriously looking into their history

>>212427692
they need to put their mom in a breeding factory good lord

>>212427707
Ellie is the result of a woman taking Sam Hyde's redpills seriously

>>212427692
elllies becomes the little kid you shove to the side once you see her sister

lel

>>212427657
you took him seriously before how?

am i really supposed to watch another 4 hours of this shit

>>212427697
it was weird she went live for like 30 seconds and she was moaning while some guy was behind her idk what was going on

dude its me ellie from jet neptune's harem

>>212427657
qrd?

>>212427751
Ellie not even top 10 fishgirls ever

>>212427330
It's pretty well documented that Adam Driver's character is Sam

>>212427578
Shadi's white chocolate body is made to be pumped full of my BWC seed

>>212427689
they are in fact a lot tighter than jet's

>>212427729
ANYONE but jet would be okay
she's not contractually obligated to remain a virgin but if it's that fucked up downs syndrome fred flintstone motherfucker it's going to be a PROBLEM

>>212427731
EWWWWWWWW
ICKY POOOOOOOO

>>212427748
ELLIE FUCKED FREDDY TOO?!?!

>>212427697
>>212427748
Who has the vod for this stream I missed it ;(

dude it’s me vice city shorts from jet’s closet

>>212427330
hahahaha

>>212427784
it's not documented at all it's an mde fan schizo thing

>>212427657
Why would you ever take him seriously?

Ellie is arguably the worst fish of all time. Even worse than Meg.

>>212427562
Binx and Mizzy have patreon and thone, but they also get thousands in stream donations every month.
S4 girls are just retarded and don't know how to milk their paypigs. You have to monetize their interaction with you $60 karaoke, $50 postcard, etc.

>>212427797
it was like 3 or 4 minutes long, you missed nothing

tazo needs medic

>>212427307
She had a threesome with Ethan and ivy in the sense they were both in the room getting fucked

>>212427751
Ellie is just a pretty Asian, gigi and their mom are smokeshow tiger mom asians

>>212427492
ummm one of the girls is currently streaming making a lego and sometimes singing. she has a nice voice. it's happening, one more week of the threads

>>212427657
I was supposed to attach the Frank falling down the stairs but it didnt go through. That was the moment when I just though kwab

>>212427815
I need it for the archive

>>212427822
i know that pussy tight and hairy

>>212427814
angie is not and good for her

>>212427822
Ella!

>>212427811
Nah Binx and Tayleigh are the worst

>>212427651
I'm assuming this is a falseflag post because I can't fathom a reason you'd be pressed about coffeezilla of all people

hey its me ur brother

i don’t care about ADL but I think xioamara should be thrown down a well. Frankly everyone involved should be killed in macabre fashion. Including Frank.

>>212427657
the frank meme died in S2

>>212427814
binx and mizzy have one paypig who donates nearly all of it, he's just an insane freak

No one I think is in my tree
I mean it must be high or low

>>212427330
>>212427784
no idea who any of these people are

>>212427692
your lineage ends here white boy
end of rine
Rine end here

Ellie being west coast will destroy my wagie sleep

>>212427835
i have some of it, started recording thinking she'd go longer. no point uploading a 3 minute video when everything of note that was said is already in that tweet

The Rape of Tayleigh Pendelton by the Coward Frank Hassle

>>212427816
Not yet. Early August in the reunion

>>212427822
>>212427822

>>212427856
mara voice is so grating to listen to

>>212427849
MAKE A GOOD RESPONSE YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT INSTEAD OF A SEETHING CONTRARIAN!!!!

>>212427816
incredibly based post

>>212427692
oh man
ellie must have a hapa complex

>>212427874
she lives less than 10 minutes from my house

Anyone have a pic of midori, I dont remember what she looked like

>>212427896
miss my aboriginal cypriot wife

>>212427822
>ellaleg3
are there more?

>>212427849
>still seething over binx
sup brownoid

>>212427894
She also talks too much and is wired for self-induced drama. It’s undignified for a woman.

>>212427870

Kids would be 75% white

>>212427909
Her sister said in a podcast that she did, esp when she was a child model since the hapa kids would book more gigs

>>212427868
tv show called Girls made by Lena Dunham, Adam Driver got his breakout role playing a character on the show. Lena and Sam went to school together and were in the same circles pretty closely, widely speculated that Adam Driver's character is based on Sam
>Adam Driver as Adam Sackler: an aloof, passionate young man who works as a part-time carpenter and actor. At the start of the series, he is in a casual relationship with Hannah, which becomes serious before ultimately falling apart as he gains success as an actor. He later enters a volatile relationship with Jessa, which is implied to be ongoing as the series ends. Adam is an alcoholic who has been sober for years.

I wish I had friends.

>>212427894
She is worse Tayleigh if you can believe it

>>212427881
Please upload what you have from it for me

>>212427899
Disliking that meth dyke isn’t a contrarian opinion lol

>>212427864
binxsknight? hes barely around anymore. mizzy has like 2 big paypigs and binx has a couple big paypigs along with a bunch of smaller paypigs.

>>212427782
none of what I said goes against what you just said.1
>>212427829
yeah! Imagine having to live up to that when your interests are as retarded as hers

If you don't love Angie, you don't belong here. Simple as.

>>212427907
>>212427816
*enters thread*

>>212427822
>>212427844
dubs for ella
>>212427923
sure are

>>212427920
you can pay her to fuck herself and squirt on live cam whenever she gets back home

>>212427847
i would actually turn my nose up at dating something this fucked up
she's not even ugly, it's just that it would feel like dating roadkill or a burn victim or something with all that shit in her face

Angie golfing stream

>>212427924
>brownoid
but enough about binx

Betty called Angelina bald in her chat after Angelina told people to follow her now she's sad.

Why does everyone bully this sweet angel.

It's an open secret that Jon and Josie were secretly fucking whenever they met up for livestreams.

>>212427961
Retarded tattoos

>>212427972
Binx is blanca

>>212427814
I feel like binx and mizzy are really grinder types who were already aiming for egirl life before the tank. Angelina probably just getting some spending cash for being cute until she gets a dude, that's my vibe anyway from passively watching a little.

>>212426761 (OP)
I adore Esposito, ADORE HER.

Wn2b baking multiple threads at once

>>212427829
ellie got beat with an ugly stick compared to her mom and sister

please im begging here, just one midori pic

>>212427978
Betty knows Angie is just another Betty, so she doesn't want competition

Mexican Jet is the best thing from ADL. He is like comically a piece of shit
Jet should have him on as a freeloader

>>212427978
Unironically, Angie has a heart of gold.

>>212427985
Jon would never cheat on his love and mother of his child Tayleigh, stop spreading slander.

>>212427962
I only care about fish in the context of the tank.

Cam shows are boring as fuck also.

>>212427987
maybe on planet retard

>>212427468
Ellie is the most cringe person I’ve seen, I feel genuinely sorry for her simps.

>>212427978
Her fault for even acknowledging that crack zombie Betty

>>212427960
did AB ever finish the hungwy game recap?
Jon and Letty's final day felt like more of a finale than the actual stream's ending. Day 5 was kino incarnate.

>>212428004
beat

>>212427999
Imagine being the worst looking in your family and still being a 10/10

>>212427961
Where are these pics even from

>>212428030
would

>>212426868
despite what /fit/cels and copers will tell you about men peaking in their 30s, most men fall to shit

>>212428026
nigger shoovy mogs both jon and letty

Soon we will be friends... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

jet's shorts

Proto fishtank

>>212428049
Stop grooming Aryeh

>>212428049
coddled nontent

>>212428026
I dont watch anything of ab does so i dont know. But yeah losing Goon was a big hit to the content

Peter Thiel cut the funding from Fishtank in order to kill Texans instead

>>212428049
What did you say?

>>212428064
this was worse than fishtank
proto reddit creator-clash

>>212428026
That's when I stopped watching. It was kino while it lasted.

>>212428069
Imagine dating Jupiter and your sons end up looking like Jet

>>212428064
i remember my friend getting screenshotted on /pol/ from this stream, surreal to see.

>>212428069
this made my little dick hard

>>212427637
makes me feel bad desu

>>212428047
shoovy winning and him being that successful today is as G7 as it gets, but day 5 remains my highlight

>>212428010
whos mexican ben

>>212427582
if i get funny meme clothes will girls come to my house and wear my clothes

jupe needs to let her unibrow fill in

Does Ellie really think we believe anything she says? She must think we’re a bunch of yn goy baby fags!

>>212428064
shia is always ahead and behind the curve at the same time

>>212428108
Shoovy didn’t win

>>212428093
jet needs to build up a fortune over the years and do spacetank for real before he dies, the final neptunian kino, in neptune's orbit itself.

>>212428064
what a time

>>212427638
I think you just have to read between the lines
>i'm not fucking the creepy jet i'm fucking this guy
which could be true but at the very very minimum they knew these were shorts from season 1 and are trolling

>>212427804
Sam pretty much confirms it here at the 6:55 mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIgaQIMOnis

>>212426765
migrate

>>212428096
You didnt make it to the last day and witness EBZ take a piece of the shed with him throughout the entire thing?

>>212428097
I have thick eyebrows to the kids would like cavemen.

>>212428064
>>212428141
sodaman and yunistis were on this stream at one point

Notice we havent gotten a complete season since they blackballed Scott

Scottyrockers lost

>>212428064
This was a great time. Funniest memory was some drunk Mexican kid shouting into the camera
>SHIA WHERE ARE YOU! SHIA WE NEED YOU TO GET DOWN HERE! TRUMP DIVIDED US! HE DIVIDED US BRO! SHIA HELP!

>>212428043
Forney is right that he wasted his youth but he's a human marshmallow who got famous for being the proto-incel who got BTFO standing up for Richard Spencer. I don't think he should lose sleep because I can't think of a time in the last 13 years that he wasn't embarrassing. But good for him if he's not fat anymore because that's a big step.

>>212428114
Are you a teenager? No? Then no. Its a young girl thing to do. They would grab a pair of basketball shorts or a jersy and wear it around the beach or something. Its not thar serious

shut up ellie

i know where you live

imma leave a bag filled with my big fat GREASY turd on your door steps and light it on fire

youll have no choice but to stomp it out and get MY shit on your foot

lel

>>212428179
>untainted by the failure of season 3 and 4
no we won

Fat fuck Mac needs to cut the ADL documentary down by at least a half
There’s a lot of compelling stuff here but so much filler around mundane shit like “the place was dirty” and “this challenge was rigged” as if that isn’t a normally accepted part of fishtank

>>212428035
Her old twitter account if I recall correctly. It's been too long.

tuesday golf stream
angiechads eating good

>>212428165
is this true

>>212428191
zzz

>>212428179
the fuck you talking about lol

shut up cole

i know where you live

imma leave a bag filled with my big fat GREASY turd on your door steps and light it on fire

youll have no choice but to stomp it out and get MY shit on your foot

lel

>>212428087
Gewn was the best handler Jon ever got.
>>212428096
This happened just weeks after him doing the same thing on Bloodgames every other day, I miss Kino Machine Jon

Ellie gain 10 followers on kick since shortsgate.

>>212428191
>if you hate me then kill or shut the fuck up
-lenard

>>212428135
dude you're right it was the korean dude taemin!

>>212427829
>pretty Asian girl
What are you people on? She’s a standard issue chinese person with fake eye lashes and drawn on freckles.

i hear ellie wants to work on movies, is that correct

like behind the camera kinda stuff

production assistant, productino manager, script supervisor etc

merge
>>212426765
>>212426765
>>212426765

shut up gigi

i know where you live

imma leave a big bouquet of flowers on your door steps and light your heart on fire

youll have no choice but to but to have a great day and get MY love on your mind,

lel

>>212428300
She said she aspires to fetch coffee for executives one day

>>212428064
I was there, good times

>>212428322
gigi is WAY hotter than ellie

post more pics of her

>>212428332
clever

>>212428332
in that case, she can be my personal coffee fetcher

my movie will soon be greenlit, and ill hire, even put her up in a small apartment

>>212428382
What’s your movie called? I want to make sure I don’t watch it.

>>212428382
I wish I could be on your level of delusion, I'd be much happier.