← Home ← Back to /tv/

Thread 212426928

82 posts 44 images /tv/
Anonymous No.212426928 >>212426958 >>212426996 >>212427088 >>212427116 >>212427460 >>212428210 >>212428576 >>212431604 >>212431823 >>212431986 >>212432595 >>212434189
Jurassic Rebirth
I knew walking in this would be bad but I had no idea how bad it really was. The unnecessary family plot was particularly sad.
Anonymous No.212426958 >>212427072
>>212426928 (OP)
>OP knew a bad movie would be bad and STILL watched it
You're a nigger
Anonymous No.212426996 >>212427149
>>212426928 (OP)
i hate that she has zero definition. not even some cgi in a movie with 300M+ cgi budget. like shes spec ops girl boss and just fat flabby arms. shes doing mountain climbing and one arm shit and no tension on the blubber arms. its so fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.212427072 >>212427113 >>212427447 >>212431724
>>212426958
OP probably had a stroke when he saw the snickers bars and packet of lays chips
Anonymous No.212427088 >>212427113 >>212427447 >>212437532
>>212426928 (OP)
>The unnecessary family plot
without the family you don't have the little girl
without the little girl you don't get the adopted baby triceratop
without the triceratop baby you dont get the
> cutie pie needing constant PepsiCo assortment of snacks
Anonymous No.212427113 >>212427427 >>212427447
>>212427072
>>212427088
Jeet Discord accidentally sent two operatives to the same thread???

Shan’t be watching Superjeet btw. Dinos won.
Anonymous No.212427116 >>212427197
>>212426928 (OP)
Wtf. Is that a giant snapping turtle?
Anonymous No.212427149
>>212426996
>shes spec ops girl boss
quiperina herself - gets emotionally distracted from the mission because she wants to blow the scientist so bad (his dick tastes like Altoids)
Anonymous No.212427197 >>212432595
>>212427116
>Is that a giant snapping turtle?
DinoChicken
imagine what one would taste like
> find out at participating KFC restaurants and ask for Jurassic World Rebirth Popcorn Chicken Wing bucket baskets (with free gallon of mashed potatoes and gravy)
Anonymous No.212427427
>>212427113
He's going to be seething about the mutant dino size next
Anonymous No.212427447 >>212427580 >>212431427
>>212427072
>>212427088
Hahaha based hivemind bro. I almost went with his other screencap pic.
>>212427113
Meds
Anonymous No.212427460
>>212426928 (OP)
I imagine the movie followed the family just as much as the mercs if not more
Anonymous No.212427580
>>212427447
>hivemind bro. I almost went with his other screencap pic.
lol...those were mine
i wouldn't have taken screencaps if the ad placements weren't so fucking obnoxious
Anonymous No.212428210 >>212428255 >>212428283
>>212426928 (OP)
I like how the whole story was about merc's stealing dino dna but in reality it was all about being muh mexican family saviors and screwing over big corpo.
If one mexican was eaten, I would've somewhat accepted it.
Anonymous No.212428255 >>212428328 >>212428426
>>212428210
I dont even get how they could cure heart disease in the end without the pharmaceutical company. All they had was just dino blood.
Anonymous No.212428283 >>212428426 >>212432534
>>212428210
>but in reality it was all about

the white CIS male was the real danger
> nigger hero
> girlboss leader
> PInata family advenure
Anonymous No.212428328 >>212428365
>>212428255
>without the pharmaceutical company
Well he did say something like "multiple companies can make it".
Anonymous No.212428365 >>212428419
>>212428328
If everyone knew how to make it with dino blood, how is no one else in the entire planet killing dinos for blood to end heart disease?
Anonymous No.212428386 >>212428609 >>212432534
here's your gristled Marine Special Forces Operator, anon
Anonymous No.212428419
>>212428365
>end heart disease
PepsiCo wouldn't want that
Anonymous No.212428426
>>212428255
It's 1 vial of blood "open-sourced". It was zoomer trigger word cause you'll need more than a vial to open-source it to every company to use.
>>212428283
The only time a white blonde, blue eyed character is allowed if it's a woman w/nigger male partner.
Anonymous No.212428576 >>212428638 >>212430227 >>212434917
>>212426928 (OP)
It was pretty far from the worst thing this franchise has seen
Anonymous No.212428609
>>212428386
>here's your gristled Marine Special Forces Operator, anon
oh
Anonymous No.212428638
>>212428576
Holy fucking kino anon
Anonymous No.212428645 >>212429820
I liked the movie more than any other JW flick. Her arc is also pretty interesting, what with her realizing shes old and alone (and ultimately her finding something with Doctor dude)

I expected some retarded shit like the second and third JW movies, but was entertained with a more mature Dino Kino like JP 2 and 3
Anonymous No.212429795 >>212434266 >>212437235
Were they supposed to be safe at the end just because they're on a small boat? Weren't they being attacked by dinos at sea until they crash landed on the island?
Anonymous No.212429820
>>212428645
I also enjoyed it even tho I agree with some weird plots
The Family was necessary and scarjo is still wouldable
Anonymous No.212429911 >>212429969
I think ultimately what people want with a JP movie is a group of mercs/hunters surviving on the island for a few days and in that sense the movie delivered, I would put this at jp3 tier
Anonymous No.212429969 >>212430135 >>212430405
>>212429911
Come on, it wasnt that bad
Anonymous No.212430135 >>212430241 >>212430319
>>212429969
If scarjos tank top got ripped up a bit and one of the mexicans died it would have gone up a notch
Anonymous No.212430227
>>212428576
Anonymous No.212430241
>>212430135
she only needed a wet tank top
Anonymous No.212430319 >>212430368 >>212430388 >>212430544 >>212434334
>>212430135
The girl's bf seriously needed to die, he was annoying as shit and had no redeeming qualities
Anonymous No.212430368
>>212430319
I agree with you but they look like immigrants so they need to survive till the end
Anonymous No.212430388 >>212430445 >>212430988
>>212430319
they death flagged him at the start before redeeming him by having him jump after his gf
the family was there for the normie audience and killing any of them wouldnt have gone well
Anonymous No.212430405 >>212430576 >>212430613 >>212432451 >>212436523 >>212437588
>>212429969
>wasnt that bad
Anonymous No.212430445
>>212430388
If the father died protecting his daughter's it would've been good.
Anonymous No.212430519
>have daughter
>take her on a last family boat voyage before she's off to ride the cock carousel in college
>she brings some retard who keeps fucking her the whole voyage and won't even do his share of the work
was the family plot inspired by that hobbit meme on having daughters?
Anonymous No.212430544
>>212430319
Figured the bf was going to die right away, like the white merc, or redeem himself and become a hero. Figured the dad would bite it though but was wrong on that
Anonymous No.212430576
>>212430405
Anonymous No.212430613 >>212430672 >>212434382 >>212436729
>>212430405
for some reason the dino doesn't bother going after them after he fell, guess it got tired
Anonymous No.212430672
>>212430613
it skipped the conclusion to all that after the dino ate the black guy and the other black guy hid in the stairwell. They just all teleported together to the facility.
Anonymous No.212430730 >>212430796 >>212431761
How did Duncan survive though? He was the best character but why didn’t the Rancor eat him? Was it racist? Chudasaurus
Anonymous No.212430796
>>212430730
the flare running out unironically let him camouflage into the darkness
Anonymous No.212430988
>>212430388
>before redeeming him by having him jump after his gf
And then he ruined any goodwill immediately after by acting like a snarky little shit to the dad. It could've been a good moment where he nodded and said he would've done everything to protect her or something along those lines which would've won the dad's approval.
Anonymous No.212431427 >>212431614 >>212431953
>>212427447
>Hahaha based hivemind bro
You both have the exact same file name retard
Anonymous No.212431604
>>212426928 (OP)
The family bothered me as well. It would be nice to have one of these movies without kids involved. If it had been more about the squad and a bigger variety of steps throughout, it would be a cleaner movie.
I will say, the T-Rex scene was one of the better ones in the movie.
Anonymous No.212431614 >>212431708
>>212431427
>zoomer discovers if you save an image it will save its filename too
Anonymous No.212431708 >>212432005
>>212431614
So you go to post in the thread and look in your pictures for Screen_Shot_07-06-25_at_05.59_PM_002.png? Are all of your pictures named by other people?
Anonymous No.212431724
>>212427072
Please don't remind me of this scene. We have these incredibly perceptive super raptors and they can hear even the slightest noise. Oh no, they're about to round the corner. Quick family of four pull off a metal grate, run through the flooded store and all enter without making a sound in 6 seconds!

Retarded.
Anonymous No.212431761
>>212430730
I was actually wondering how he died (before they showed him alive) given the dino appeared to be retarded and was walking extremely slow; I assume those rabid sea dinos killed them off in the boat afterwards though, given how aggressive they were in the beginning of the film
Anonymous No.212431823
>>212426928 (OP)
every time I see this screenshot it looks like that dino has big fat titties peeking around the corner
Anonymous No.212431953
>>212431427
/tv/jeets aren't necessarily the brightest
Anonymous No.212431986 >>212432224
>>212426928 (OP)
give me some good stream site daddy
Anonymous No.212432005 >>212432194 >>212434756
>>212431708
It literally just automatically saves the original name of the file, retard
Anonymous No.212432194 >>212432224
>>212432005
dunno, I went to the theater; I gave them money for this trash and that's something I'll have to live with
Anonymous No.212432224
>>212432194
meant to reply to >>212431986
Anonymous No.212432451 >>212434097
>>212430405
>CinemaCity watermark bouncing around
Why is this a thing now? Is someone trying to sabotage and make all camrips even worse so that we won't want to watch them?
Anonymous No.212432534 >>212432597 >>212434159
>>212428283
>>212428386
So did Scarlett really get a breast reduction, or was I getting memed on? Is it just the age deflating and sagging her tits?
Anonymous No.212432595
>>212426928 (OP)
>>212427197
dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.212432597 >>212434159
>>212432534
You were getting memed on but you already knew that
Anonymous No.212433439 >>212433668
>I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE BAD BECAUSE MY FRIENDS (YOUTUBERS) TOLD ME THE HOOOOOOMAN DRAMA WAS BAD CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??? THE HUMAN DRAMA IN THE CGI DINOSAUR ACTION BLOCKBUSTER DIDNT MOVE ME TO TEARS OH HO HO HO ITS SO BAD!! IMAGINE WATCHING THIS FOR THE DINOSAUR ACTION WHEN THEY COULD TURN THIS INTO A DEPRESSING SOB STORY DRAMA!!??
Anonymous No.212433668
>>212433439
Godzilla Minus One ruined monster flicks forever
Anonymous No.212434097 >>212436746
>>212432451
I watched that camrip and it unironically had a text at the start saying they would take money to put in sponsorship watermarks.
Usually we have the 1xbet watermark and have to wait a bit for some group to try and erase the watermarks.
I guess getting ads in is what makes the pajeet recording the camrip some money.
Anonymous No.212434159
>>212432534
>>212432597
Nah in another thread someone posted a somewhat recent pic where her tits were deflated. She must have regretted only getting roastie roles after the reduction and payed to have new tits.
Anonymous No.212434189
>>212426928 (OP)
If she doesn't get naked then I am not watching this movie
Anonymous No.212434266 >>212434389
>>212429795
Yeah, I accepted the other dumb shit like Snickers causing an outbreak, but the actual ending just... happened? Like D Rex got bored and left the dude alone and voila they're all safely back on a boat.
Anonymous No.212434334
>>212430319
He's the FFX Tidus of the movie. Total Chad, afraid of nothing, gets isekaied onto dino island, defeats velociraptors by taking a piss, wins.
Anonymous No.212434382
>>212430613
Probably the first JP movie where the dinos don't act like unhinged psychos that chase the humans for an ungodly amount of the time. They were fucking with its eggs, it fucked them up, once they left it went back to doing its own shit. Even the T Rex acted like a regular predator for once.
Anonymous No.212434389 >>212434570
>>212434266
>Sir the results of the test screening came back, the audience wasnt happy about le black man sacrifice
>ok just make him live and have a happy ending
>but how? He was eaten by the D-Rex
>who cares just make it happen off screen so we dont need to explain it
>Brilliant!
Anonymous No.212434570
>>212434389
Yeah, probably. But all of the actual dino scenes were great so I forgive the shit writing everywhere else. Especially because it was so shameless in its intent to transition scenes
>So uh... they leap off the boat into the water and are separated now
>He uh... falls off a cliff into a puddle. Yeah he's fine.
>They uh... crawl into a grate. Yeah all 4 of them. Hurry up, we've got a sewer scene to film.
The movie was clearly taking the piss. But it delivered where it mattered. Just wish the ending hadnt been so abrupt.
Anonymous No.212434756 >>212434889
>>212432005
No one is buying this rajesh
Anonymous No.212434889 >>212437096
>>212434756
This nigger browses 4chan with an internet browser lmao
Anonymous No.212434917
>>212428576
Fallen Kingdom is the only good Jurassic Park sequel ever made.
Anonymous No.212436523
>>212430405
Wow. I heard it was bad, but...
Anonymous No.212436630
Are teenage girls the world people on the planet?
I couldn’t fucking stand a second of that shrike.
My heart goes out to every father that has to deal with one.
Anonymous No.212436729
>>212430613
yeah there’s like four times where dinosaurs just go well plot says I have to let you go now
Anonymous No.212436746
>>212434097
the jeets will actually put in shitty 15 sec casino commercials throughout the film. But yea we have to wait for someone to take the time and blur out the bouncing.
Anonymous No.212437096
>>212434889
>This nigger browses 4chan with an internet browser lmao
Anonymous No.212437235
>>212429795
the aqua dinos presumably hunt by sight so they would've been safe leaving on a boat at night. could've been easily explained by a line of throwaway dialogue
Anonymous No.212437532
>>212427088
It’s a fucking adult aquilops you ignorant psycho whose brain is melting after the realisation that product placement in Hollywood movies is a thing
Anonymous No.212437588
>>212430405
Red compys are fuckin’ cool