I knew walking in this would be bad but I had no idea how bad it really was. The unnecessary family plot was particularly sad.

>>212426928 (OP)
>OP knew a bad movie would be bad and STILL watched it
You're a nigger

>>212426928 (OP)
i hate that she has zero definition. not even some cgi in a movie with 300M+ cgi budget. like shes spec ops girl boss and just fat flabby arms. shes doing mountain climbing and one arm shit and no tension on the blubber arms. its so fucking stupid.

>>212426958
OP probably had a stroke when he saw the snickers bars and packet of lays chips

>>212426928 (OP)
>The unnecessary family plot
without the family you don't have the little girl
without the little girl you don't get the adopted baby triceratop
without the triceratop baby you dont get the
> cutie pie needing constant PepsiCo assortment of snacks

>>212427072
>>212427088
Jeet Discord accidentally sent two operatives to the same thread???

Shan’t be watching Superjeet btw. Dinos won.

>>212426928 (OP)
Wtf. Is that a giant snapping turtle?

>>212426996
>shes spec ops girl boss
quiperina herself - gets emotionally distracted from the mission because she wants to blow the scientist so bad (his dick tastes like Altoids)

>>212427116
>Is that a giant snapping turtle?
DinoChicken
imagine what one would taste like
> find out at participating KFC restaurants and ask for Jurassic World Rebirth Popcorn Chicken Wing bucket baskets (with free gallon of mashed potatoes and gravy)

>>212427113
He's going to be seething about the mutant dino size next

>>212427072
>>212427088
Hahaha based hivemind bro. I almost went with his other screencap pic.
>>212427113
Meds

>>212426928 (OP)
I imagine the movie followed the family just as much as the mercs if not more

>>212427447
>hivemind bro. I almost went with his other screencap pic.
lol...those were mine
i wouldn't have taken screencaps if the ad placements weren't so fucking obnoxious

>>212426928 (OP)
I like how the whole story was about merc's stealing dino dna but in reality it was all about being muh mexican family saviors and screwing over big corpo.
If one mexican was eaten, I would've somewhat accepted it.

>>212428210
I dont even get how they could cure heart disease in the end without the pharmaceutical company. All they had was just dino blood.

>>212428210
>but in reality it was all about

the white CIS male was the real danger
> nigger hero
> girlboss leader
> PInata family advenure

>>212428255
>without the pharmaceutical company
Well he did say something like "multiple companies can make it".

>>212428328
If everyone knew how to make it with dino blood, how is no one else in the entire planet killing dinos for blood to end heart disease?

here's your gristled Marine Special Forces Operator, anon

>>212428365
>end heart disease
PepsiCo wouldn't want that

>>212428255
It's 1 vial of blood "open-sourced". It was zoomer trigger word cause you'll need more than a vial to open-source it to every company to use.
>>212428283
The only time a white blonde, blue eyed character is allowed if it's a woman w/nigger male partner.

>>212426928 (OP)
It was pretty far from the worst thing this franchise has seen

>>212428386
>here's your gristled Marine Special Forces Operator, anon
oh

>>212428576
Holy fucking kino anon

I liked the movie more than any other JW flick. Her arc is also pretty interesting, what with her realizing shes old and alone (and ultimately her finding something with Doctor dude)

I expected some retarded shit like the second and third JW movies, but was entertained with a more mature Dino Kino like JP 2 and 3

Were they supposed to be safe at the end just because they're on a small boat? Weren't they being attacked by dinos at sea until they crash landed on the island?

>>212428645
I also enjoyed it even tho I agree with some weird plots
The Family was necessary and scarjo is still wouldable

I think ultimately what people want with a JP movie is a group of mercs/hunters surviving on the island for a few days and in that sense the movie delivered, I would put this at jp3 tier

>>212429911
Come on, it wasnt that bad

>>212429969
If scarjos tank top got ripped up a bit and one of the mexicans died it would have gone up a notch

>>212428576

>>212430135
she only needed a wet tank top

>>212430135
The girl's bf seriously needed to die, he was annoying as shit and had no redeeming qualities

>>212430319
I agree with you but they look like immigrants so they need to survive till the end

>>212430319
they death flagged him at the start before redeeming him by having him jump after his gf
the family was there for the normie audience and killing any of them wouldnt have gone well

>>212429969
>wasnt that bad

>>212430388
If the father died protecting his daughter's it would've been good.

>have daughter
>take her on a last family boat voyage before she's off to ride the cock carousel in college
>she brings some retard who keeps fucking her the whole voyage and won't even do his share of the work
was the family plot inspired by that hobbit meme on having daughters?

>>212430319
Figured the bf was going to die right away, like the white merc, or redeem himself and become a hero. Figured the dad would bite it though but was wrong on that

>>212430405

>>212430405
for some reason the dino doesn't bother going after them after he fell, guess it got tired

>>212430613
it skipped the conclusion to all that after the dino ate the black guy and the other black guy hid in the stairwell. They just all teleported together to the facility.

How did Duncan survive though? He was the best character but why didn’t the Rancor eat him? Was it racist? Chudasaurus

>>212430730
the flare running out unironically let him camouflage into the darkness

>>212430388
>before redeeming him by having him jump after his gf
And then he ruined any goodwill immediately after by acting like a snarky little shit to the dad. It could've been a good moment where he nodded and said he would've done everything to protect her or something along those lines which would've won the dad's approval.

>>212427447
>Hahaha based hivemind bro
You both have the exact same file name retard

>>212426928 (OP)
The family bothered me as well. It would be nice to have one of these movies without kids involved. If it had been more about the squad and a bigger variety of steps throughout, it would be a cleaner movie.
I will say, the T-Rex scene was one of the better ones in the movie.

>>212431427
>zoomer discovers if you save an image it will save its filename too

>>212431614
So you go to post in the thread and look in your pictures for Screen_Shot_07-06-25_at_05.59_PM_002.png? Are all of your pictures named by other people?

>>212427072
Please don't remind me of this scene. We have these incredibly perceptive super raptors and they can hear even the slightest noise. Oh no, they're about to round the corner. Quick family of four pull off a metal grate, run through the flooded store and all enter without making a sound in 6 seconds!

Retarded.

>>212430730
I was actually wondering how he died (before they showed him alive) given the dino appeared to be retarded and was walking extremely slow; I assume those rabid sea dinos killed them off in the boat afterwards though, given how aggressive they were in the beginning of the film

>>212426928 (OP)
every time I see this screenshot it looks like that dino has big fat titties peeking around the corner

>>212431427
/tv/jeets aren't necessarily the brightest

>>212426928 (OP)
give me some good stream site daddy

>>212431708
It literally just automatically saves the original name of the file, retard

>>212432005
dunno, I went to the theater; I gave them money for this trash and that's something I'll have to live with

>>212432194
meant to reply to >>212431986

>>212430405
>CinemaCity watermark bouncing around
Why is this a thing now? Is someone trying to sabotage and make all camrips even worse so that we won't want to watch them?

>>212428283
>>212428386
So did Scarlett really get a breast reduction, or was I getting memed on? Is it just the age deflating and sagging her tits?

>>212426928 (OP)
>>212427197
dinosaurs?

>>212432534
You were getting memed on but you already knew that

>I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE BAD BECAUSE MY FRIENDS (YOUTUBERS) TOLD ME THE HOOOOOOMAN DRAMA WAS BAD CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??? THE HUMAN DRAMA IN THE CGI DINOSAUR ACTION BLOCKBUSTER DIDNT MOVE ME TO TEARS OH HO HO HO ITS SO BAD!! IMAGINE WATCHING THIS FOR THE DINOSAUR ACTION WHEN THEY COULD TURN THIS INTO A DEPRESSING SOB STORY DRAMA!!??

>>212433439
Godzilla Minus One ruined monster flicks forever

>>212432451
I watched that camrip and it unironically had a text at the start saying they would take money to put in sponsorship watermarks.
Usually we have the 1xbet watermark and have to wait a bit for some group to try and erase the watermarks.
I guess getting ads in is what makes the pajeet recording the camrip some money.

>>212432534
>>212432597
Nah in another thread someone posted a somewhat recent pic where her tits were deflated. She must have regretted only getting roastie roles after the reduction and payed to have new tits.

>>212426928 (OP)
If she doesn't get naked then I am not watching this movie

>>212429795
Yeah, I accepted the other dumb shit like Snickers causing an outbreak, but the actual ending just... happened? Like D Rex got bored and left the dude alone and voila they're all safely back on a boat.

>>212430319
He's the FFX Tidus of the movie. Total Chad, afraid of nothing, gets isekaied onto dino island, defeats velociraptors by taking a piss, wins.

>>212430613
Probably the first JP movie where the dinos don't act like unhinged psychos that chase the humans for an ungodly amount of the time. They were fucking with its eggs, it fucked them up, once they left it went back to doing its own shit. Even the T Rex acted like a regular predator for once.

>>212434266
>Sir the results of the test screening came back, the audience wasnt happy about le black man sacrifice
>ok just make him live and have a happy ending
>but how? He was eaten by the D-Rex
>who cares just make it happen off screen so we dont need to explain it
>Brilliant!

>>212434389
Yeah, probably. But all of the actual dino scenes were great so I forgive the shit writing everywhere else. Especially because it was so shameless in its intent to transition scenes
>So uh... they leap off the boat into the water and are separated now
>He uh... falls off a cliff into a puddle. Yeah he's fine.
>They uh... crawl into a grate. Yeah all 4 of them. Hurry up, we've got a sewer scene to film.
The movie was clearly taking the piss. But it delivered where it mattered. Just wish the ending hadnt been so abrupt.

>>212432005
No one is buying this rajesh

>>212434756
This nigger browses 4chan with an internet browser lmao

>>212428576
Fallen Kingdom is the only good Jurassic Park sequel ever made.

>>212430405
Wow. I heard it was bad, but...

Are teenage girls the world people on the planet?
I couldn’t fucking stand a second of that shrike.
My heart goes out to every father that has to deal with one.

>>212430613
yeah there’s like four times where dinosaurs just go well plot says I have to let you go now

>>212434097
the jeets will actually put in shitty 15 sec casino commercials throughout the film. But yea we have to wait for someone to take the time and blur out the bouncing.

>>212434889
>This nigger browses 4chan with an internet browser lmao

>>212429795
the aqua dinos presumably hunt by sight so they would've been safe leaving on a boat at night. could've been easily explained by a line of throwaway dialogue

>>212427088
It’s a fucking adult aquilops you ignorant psycho whose brain is melting after the realisation that product placement in Hollywood movies is a thing

>>212430405
Red compys are fuckin’ cool