Thread 212430587

This was all theatrics. These guys had an escape hatch and faked their own deaths, much like how the moon landing was faked in the late 60’s. Anyone failing to see this is a fucking sheep incapable of original thought

Cast him in the inevitable biopic.
Also why are WASPs so stupid bros?

sooo what happened with the "dropped two weights" message before they popped?

did they know they were screwed?

who the fuck uses a controller joystick like that

>>212430587 (OP)
>pop

mogs me thoughbiet

>>212430587 (OP)
wypipo dont season dey carbon fiber

>>212431052
> why are WASPs so stupid
Smarter than browns like yourself, that’s for sure.

so I'm supposed to believe that EVERYTHING that went wrong with this project is solely the fault of the one staff member who died and can't defend himself from everyone elses claims?

>>212431187
these kinds of charismatic nutjobs often have distinctive mannerisms like this. like they hold their fork a certain way or whatever. it basically looks mysterious and impressive. it's an old trick.

>bro, we can't use experienced people because like some college kids going to be inspired by this
Cocaine, Chad and Brad weren't going to see this and go "yo, fuck getting pussy. We're going to build a submarine, to go down to the Titanc, by overselves

>>212430587 (OP)
>We're almost where Jack died.

Yo, Stockman. What're all those snapping and cracking sounds?

>>212432129
It means the sub is descending faster, which is good since if we don’t get there in the next twenty minutes we are gonna miss the ghost vs giant squid basketball game

>>212430629
>escape hatch into pressures that would pop you like a balloon

>>212431129
it was to slow their descent as they approached the bottom

>in a sub approaching the titanic
>it starts popping
>nothing to worry about thats just the hull seasoning
>turns around and gives you the white person face right before oblivion swallows you up

>one less fag in the world is never a bad thing

I mean he could've worded it better but overall James just said what everyone was thinking

>obsessed with the phrase BIG SWINGIN DICKS
He gay?

who would win?

>>212433112
Fish had heart. He wouldn't have gone down like that

>>212430629
>These guys had an escape hatch
Nope. No hatch of any kind. They had to bolt the sub shut.

did we ever get an answer on what that bang was?

>>212433112
Shot caller calls the shots, Titan gets shot.

>>212433202
probably a discharge from a seafloor hydrothermal vent, or maybe new crust forming in a mid-ocean ridge

>>212432815
The stopped at Sealab's pod six to make the escape before remotely piloting the sub via Logitec.

>>212433265
i would have tanked that

>>212433112
Titan didn't put in the work and got what it deserved

>>212433265
Me deathgripping myself to AI generated bimbos last night

>>212433495
this but the same princess lexie videos for the last 5 years

>>212433202
>your face when you finally convinced your husband to kill himself doing something stupid and inherit his fortune
I'm on to this bitch

>>212433202

that face says.

>its my house and bank account now.

The truth is, the sub was good. The first sub was damaged during the test and Stockton Rush understood that it was decent but needed improvement. They got an improved version but kept the old one to show to any passengers before departing.
The staff still wanted Stockton out however, and sabotaged the engine so that it would fail midway and sink to the bottom. It did and to prevent a successful rescue, they dropped the damaged one and let it implode.
People think they went out easy, one crackle, pop, boom and lights out. But nope, Stockton and the billionaires died banging against the hull as the sub rested in the icy deeps. First the power went out, then after a few days in the darkness - possibly after they had a battle royale to stretch the remaining air by killing some of the passengers, the air ran out and everyone died. My dad is FBI and they discovered the wreck and extracted it in secret. Apparently one passenger (identity classified) lived for weeks. The others were partially eaten (except the pajeets for some reason, those two were stuffed in the toilets).

>>212430587 (OP)
OCEAN MAN

>>212430587 (OP)
is that a fucking ps3 controller before he ''upgraded'' to the logitech one

>>212430587 (OP)
I would have just put my arms across the sub and stopped it from collapsing. Yah, I lift.

>>212433265
thats not even what happened. in reality the front part with the window seperated from the rest of the body due to being made from different materials with different compressabilities.

>>212433965
That would be pushing, not lifting.

>>212433044
>Look at me guys. I went down to the titanic before. So I am an expert on deep sea exploration. Let me explain why Stockton was a fag....

Why does this faggot have a say in anything? He's not a mechanical engineer designing, simulation and verifying submersible components. Why does he get to say anything? Oh, right. It's because he made that movie wie Leo right?

>>212434033
Granted the pool of people involved in deepsea exploration is rather small. James Cameron is unironically one of the most experienced people, and very knowledgeable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cameron#Deep-sea_exploration

>>212434033
I mean the fact he's been down to those depths himself and obviously commissioned a team to build a submersible for him means he's kind of an expert. Not defending what or how he said what he said in the interview (haven't even watched it) but I can see why they chose to interview him outside of the name brand

>>212433265
GONNA COOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>212433202
A large fish struck the boat.

>>212434456
Imagine if the people he hires for deep sea diving were as bad as the people he hired to AI upscale his movies.

>watch the Netflix doc
>the lead engineer and the DEI woman are pretending they were against the whole operation the whole time
>half of it is old footage
>in it, they're always smiling and laughing and never object to anything
>the one Scottish guy who actually tried to stop it got fired, betrayed by OSHA, and sued
They should be in prison.

>>212431187
>>212431834
The US military, retard.

>>212433644
>fortune
I don’t think that’s going to be a thing after the lawyers are done.

>>212434817
False.

>>212433288
Kinda funny people assume you mean they climbed out at depth when it exploded like there were magical cameras that didn't implode or sensors they couldn't fake

>>212434033
>what does a porn star know about pussy, he’s not a gynecologist
Shut it fag

>>212434817
nutjob is cargo culting the military, ok

>>212431703
Wypipo do season their carbon and that was the problem

>>212434937
I’m not sure if you are trolling or have shot reading comprehension.

>>212433783
This is the stupidest thing you could have written.

>>212434439
Ok. I'm a frequent flier. That doesn't make me an expert in aircraft design, avionics, etc. Nobody asked me about the air India crash.

>>212435007
>cargo cult
That’s a pretty archaic term, boomer.

>>212434033
Because he was the money
>>212434543

>>212435068
>litteraly pilots subs
>compares him to passenger on a plane instead of pilot
K retard

>>212434937
War
War wasn't toyetic enough for Millenials and zoomies

>>212435102
Even if I was the pilot I'd have nothing to say on the matter. I didn't design shit. I drive the bus.

>>212433783
Its the most kino thing I ever read.

>>212435068
> Nobody asked me about the air India crash.
i did actually. why do you keep ignoring me kevin

>>212435181
do you think airplane pilots have no concept of the design and function of airplane systems?

>>212435079
zoomers have less sex than any generation in human history. you guys are the first generation to think it's worthwhile to count how many handjobs you get

>>212435044
then you're exactly where i want you to be

>>212435068
You’re a special kind of stupid, huh?

>>212435181
Can you please leave some chromosomes for the rest of us?

>>212435264
>understands old reference
>must be really young
Dumb shit

>>212435341
Touché

>>212434937
What game is he playing?

>>212435401
i keep forgetting that everyone here is 37 years old

>>212430629
This. James Cameron's challenger deep doc is so fucking fake with it's cgi exterior shots. I thought this was a solo mission, but you had cameramen on the outside! Let's not forget they tried to destroy the evidence by blowing up the sub in transit LOL

>they're really dickriding that billionairefag because he got to use the controller on the sub he paid for
kek
the actual engineer already btfo cameron and stockton

>>212435511
>37
I wish

the stern went down too quickly with air pockets still inside and it took about 2 minutes to reach the bottom. there were people inside their rooms basically in free fall in the pitch black for probably 45 seconds at least before the pressure got too much and the air pockets imploded. that's why the stern is blown out compared to the bow; it had a lot of mini implosions similar to the retarded titan sub

>>212435581
>luxury cruise
>trippy sensory deprivation chamber while holding your wife's hand
>explode
not a bad way to go i guess

>>212432987
Last thing you see, last thing you hear

>NO REFUND

>>212433202
I think there's way more than were being told about the wife, Wendy Rush. She was in a leadership role in either Oceangate or one of their split-offs, yet somehow wasnt subpoenaed for the coast guard hearing.

>>212437683
It was probably a hit and his wife was in on it. Stockton Rush was getting close to upending the sub industry. They had to kill him to prevent that from happening.

>>212433288
pod six is jerks

>he may have lost his life but he won KWABOTY that's for sure

Fucking hell Jim there was no need for that

>>212431052
>sees his race utterly ousted by the jews
>takes his well-seasoned submarine and goes to die at the sepulchre of the anglo-saxon man, the Titanic

>>212430629
>an escape hatch
How would that have helped them at all? Please reply, I need to read your thoughts on this.

>>212431460
Good morning, sar.

>>212433495
Imagine if your mother knew what you're doing with your life, street shitter.

>>212431052
They mistakenly believe that all it takes to be a pioneer in anything means only having the balls to break convention, to the point where they see competence as a detraction. For a recent example, see the guy that just flooded texas with his "groundbreaking" cloud seeding company by wiping his ass with Texas state law

>>212434543
That really doesn't matter, the system needs an input method and that one is readily available and works better than any ad-hoc solution. Of all the things that went wrong with that piece of shit bucket, the controller was the least of their concerns.

>>212434937
xbox 360 wired, never defeated, never obsolete.

>>212433644
>>212433705
She's a Macey's heiress. Stockton was literally just her retarded boytoy.

>>212435511
I'm 43

>>212438390
Im 42, did you see Titanic in the theater?

>>212438390
>>212438522
>Imagine being 30+ years old and still browsing 4chan
Go to sleep, gramps

>>212438570
4chan is a milleni-boomer site, reddit is where you under 30 uncultured zoomer wiggers are supposed to go

>>212430587 (OP)
THIS STILL GIVES ME A GOOD KEKINSKI

>>212438570
who made you god of the internet? people of all ages use the internet now everyone is online now, this logic is like "OMG YOU'RE OVER 30 AND WATCHING TV? LOL WHAT A LOSER!"

>>212438522
It was my first date, lol.

>>212438772
if youre old and on the internet you belong on facebook.com with the racist of the racist trump loving boomers!

>>212438742
It should be legal to euthanize shartyniggers.

>>212438772
old people just have to leave places they do not wish to make cringe

>>212438781
Nice! My whole family went to see it, as was done in those days.

>>212438802
the 30+ are the only ones who make good threads on /tv/ because they were around in the 90s and early 2000s and remember when movies and TV were good. GenZ grew up in an era of dogshit so they only make threads about dogshit shows

>>212438011
>Stockton Rush was getting close to upending the sub industry
Ah yes, the booming sub industry. There's no money like sub industry money.

>>212439076
we need to start having homes and industry on the ocean floor we are out of room on the surface

>>212438227
Back when this was happening and the news was alluding to the fact that they may be alive but possibly caught on something, I remember reading responses from people asking why they can't just swim out and unhook the sub. People thought they could just open the "door" real quick and sneak out while holding their breath to fix the situation.
After the implosion was finally confirmed, some people were wondering why we stopped looking since they could have swam to the surface.

It turns out most people are shockingly stupid.

>>212430587 (OP)
WHY DIDN’T THEY LIVESTREAM THIS SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212439171
sounds like a great idea. What's the worst that could happen?

>>212439171
They already have luxury ocean habitats with sexy mermaid slaves. They just don't want the layman to know which is why they killed Stockton.

The Oceangate Cretin.

>>212438721
>>212438772
>>212438790
>>212438862
HOLY COPE

>>212439171
>the walls of my underwater hab-pod keep creaking
>phone landlord
>"they're creaking, they're just settling in"

>>212433281
I've never heard mid-ocean ridge being used as slang for bussy...

Nobody has ever actually been able to answer me: Did they know they were screwed? Was it instant, like did they see it coming, did they hear super loud noises or things that would tell them "oh shit", did they have time to pray?

>>212439801
it they had time to pray god would have saved them, idiot

kek plonked hard

>>212439801
The actual implosion event happened so fast they were dead before their nerves could send any signals. What if any indications there were before that, I dont know if that is known, or if it can be known

>the documentary shows that there were cracking noises while submerging
>no other videos filmed inside the sub has them
I don't get it. did they use the sounds recorded by acoustic sensors to make it seem that they were loud enough to hear them with a naked ear or what?

>>212439801
the hull was probably cracking like crazy

>>212433265
>BRAAAAAP

>>212438153
doing the whole
>AND NEEEWWWWW
bit was unnecessary too, probably shouldn't have aired that part

>here's your controller bro
>oh how to move the sub forward? It's easy bro just hold downback (it keeps the hull stable so we don't get imploded) then double tap forward every now and then (think Urien microcharging in 3rd strike bro, it's easy)
>once you get used to it I'll tell you how to turn the sub around, I call it the Hayao special

>>212440157
Literally cheating

>>212434543
>wireless
Rookie mistake

Is the titanic even real or is just an urban legend like bigfoot

>>212430587 (OP)
should've went with a real dual shock tsk tsk tsk.

>>212440157
>The sub controls? Right here.

>>212440494
it's better than a wii mote, imagine controlling a sub with waggle controls.

why is the controller such a bad thing?

the main issue with the sub was the unreliability of the carbon fiber hull

Are either of the documentaries any good?

>*sniffs* you smell like? Like steel melting
>Nonsense! Anyway like I was saying, the mainframe of the sub is powered by the cutting edge technology of the PS5 Pro. I even bought the version with the disc tray!

>>212435264
>you guys are the first generation to think it's worthwhile to count how many handjobs you get
42 yr old millenniboomer here, but whose handjobs are we talking about here? If it's something like Lilu's Handjobs from the pornsite of the same name, then it's absolutely worth counting. It's a whole production, it looks amazing.

>>212431330
Das jus tha seasonin'

>>212440592
It's emblematic of how the whole project was cheaped out on. they didn't even get a quality controller.

>>212440592
the controller itself isnt the issue. The quality of the controller and lack of redundancy and reliability is the issue.

>>212435490
One of these

>>212438522
I didn’t watch the movie in theatre but tits if was a huge massive blockbuster phenomenon. I lived in a rinky small town that only had two movies playing at a time in the one theatre in town and I was at the theatre can’t remember why and somebody opened the titanic door and said “see it’s only girls” and I was like whoa it’s all fucking girls Jesus Christ that must have got Leonardo dicaprio so much pussy

Right I forgot to mention the theatre showing for titanic was completely full of girls so all the girls in town must have went to the theatre to see it I’ve never see the theatre so packed before

>>212430629
I know this is retarded but why didn't they get any bodies if they found the pod after? Even titanic has bodies so it cant be the pressure

>>212440901
No it was the pressure it would have completely squeezed them and they would have exploded inside the ship before being squeezed

>>212439801
Yes, they likely knew what was happening. The hull doesn't collapse instantly. They would start hearing sounds first similar to the sound of cracking wood.

>>212440901
They were reduced to paste, anon

>>212440157
>as I was saying the deep sea establishment and their pet regulators fears my sheer innovative prowess
>anyway can you come take over the controls for a while, I'm getting kind of winded

>>212439582
The sad reality is that we've probably browsed the chins before you got out of your diapers or were even born and you act like it's your website.

I still can't get over the controller.
What's wrong with using a simple Xbox controller? Those things just work

>>212432129
That's just the Rice Krispies I brought in case we get hungry.

Why so many threads about Oceangate now? It happened ages ago.

>>212432129
That's the DRS activating, bro. Watch me overtake this fish.

So, did they know that they're going to die, or did it go from 0 to 100 in a milisecond, and they didn't even realize that something is wrong?

>>212434684
The OSHA part pisses me off.
>Erm, sorry, there's nothing we can actually do to help protect you from retaliation.
And then people wonder why everyone else looked the other way and kept collecting paychecks.

>>212441228
Probably something like this
>Huh that cracking sound is weird sure hope it's nothing ba-
>*Unalived*

>>212433288
Pod 6?
I hate pod 6!

>>212434025
>>212433265

the titan' pressure hull was made out of carbon fiber which doesn't bend but shatter. every single aspect of this simulation is wrong.

>>212430629
>open secret escape hatch
>instantly crushed into a pea
>swim 2.5 miles to the surface

>>212441126
>what do you mean the arrows don't work
>no no no they don't control the direction of the sub, your combo ratio does
>and stop asking me what happens when you fail the song

>>212430587 (OP)
Did he really use malware dualshock 3 drivers on his pc?

>>212430629
They'd instantly die if there was a hatch you fucking moron.

He had the special type of arrogance only a man with a full head of hair can have. You would NEVER catch a bald guy taking risks like this.

>>212441241
Yeah Osha is just fucked up with how understaffed they are. When I did my osha course they said they hade like 7 osha personell covering the entire state of Washington. They dont choose to be retards they just don't have the resources to do their job

>>212441583
lmao

>>212430587 (OP)
> tfw you realize all the shill posts about their deaths being instantaneous were just a defensive maneuver so the billionaire families couldn't sue them into oblivion for damages

>>212441679
why would it matter how quickly they died

>but captain, why do we need a boat in this ship
>Oh, you'll see

>>212434543
> Thought it was a shitty joke controller based on thumbnail
> mfw it's not only the real controller but looks worse than what I was imagining based on the thumbnail

>>212435181
He designs the subs as well

>>212430629
>smartest /tv/ chatter

>>212439801
They say it was instant but I think that's just a narrative spread around because the company doesn't want to get sued and because the billionaires were mad the regular people were so giddy about it. The truth is nobody knows for sure and the wreckage suggests it happened a lot slower than the official narrative. It looks more like the thing just split open and filled with water.

Could they have survived if they just held their breath and huddled in a little ball?

>>212440872
>>212440899
Yeah bitches lost it for Titanic

>>212440901
They did they just didn't report that part

>>212441241
That part was insanely infuriating.
> Whistleblower law protects you from retaliation
> They don't actually protect you from any retaliation
> If you're coerced into withdrawing your complaint they just stop the investigation completely
> Investigation takes like 10 years

>>212441697
Because if you can prove they suffered horribly and with how janky the whole operation was the billionaire families can sue the wife for a lot of money but if you make it sound painless they have less of a case

>>212431052
The line between stupidity and the aryan f a v s t i a n SPIRIT is a thin one.

>>212441918
I don't think that's how cases work.

Anyway the evidence shown in the documentary makes it pretty clear that the hull could have gradually buckled and popped before shattering, hence the emergency ballast dropping at the last moment

>>212431052
He was as stupid as anybody. He just had more money. I will give him credit for going down with his ship. Many WASP types and shitty bosses don't get their hands dirty. Plus everything was well documented, if he lived he would've been sued and/or charged to hell.

>>212435181
lmao just take the L you contrarian fuckwit. James Cameron is a KING, a WINNER and a CHAD. He knows his stuff about deep sea exploration and submersibles, his OSCAR WINING Movies are just a sidequest. So sit down, be humble.

>>212434684
Not every woman is dei. Are you retarded?
She's pretty much the personification of how unqualified women get into positions of power.
>be moderately attractive
>go to a decent uni
>meet a rich guy in your field who wants to fuck you but doesn't want to come off as creepy
Stockton was literally trying to push her as the lead pilot based purely on the fact he wanted to bang her.

>>212430587 (OP)
>don't worry guys it's all perfectly s-

>>212439801
>The crew compartment, containing human remains, and many other fragments from the submarine were recovered from the ocean floor after a three-month search and recovery operation. The exact timing of the deaths of the crew is unknown, but several crew members are thought to have survived the initial breakup of Titan. The submarine had no escape system, and the impact of the crew compartment at terminal velocity with the ocean floor was too violent to be survivable.
>The crew cabin hit the ocean floor at 207 mph (333 km/h) approximately two minutes and 45 seconds after breakup. The estimated deceleration was 200 g, far exceeding structural limits of the crew compartment or crew survivability levels

RIP

>>212435264
Now everyone's suddenly in their forties anon

>>212442040
He did the retarded thing of trying to use a woman as his poster girl and she was too afraid to say no. There are women out there who actually meet the qualifications but all he cared about was that she was a young woman for PR purposes

>>212430629
You're a retarded faggot

>>212431129
Yes. They dropped weights to surface.

>>212430629
based knower. all the NPC’s are seething at your post

>>212430587 (OP)
No wonder it failed.
Dumb ass was using a non-wired rechargeable battery controller on top of it being wireless.

Like how many failure points do you need nigga. Shit probably died

>>212441815
No dipshit they all died in milliseconds with Stockton assuring them "this is just a the hull seasoning" and "no big deal we lose comms all the time" and "we will drop the ballast and have a look at whats going on back at the boat"

>>212430587 (OP)
>But Mr.Rush... Jack died on the surface not in the wreckage

>>212442092
> investigators had also determined that the titan had sprung multiple leaks which the passengers of the titan had been forced to block with their fingers, toes and emergency bubble gum supplies

>>212442079
chat is this real?

>>212431187
Almost everyone in robotics.

>>212430629
And that escape hatch would hold the pressure how?

>>212438346
I own that controller and it actually is a piece of crap that likes to drop connection for no reason. I had to install some obscure drivers to make it work.

>>212443189
Yup and there were no redundancies out if a second controller

>>212434543
this ensures that only real gamer with plenty of bing bing wahoo experience will ever reach the titanic

>>212438372
what is that? I'm not expert in gossip and famous families

>>212430629
High IQ bait

>>212431129
It was a normal status update, dropping weights to slow rate of decent to the point where they'll have neutral buoyancy around the titanic