Thread 212433508

>Guy who makes movies: We need someone to play Quirk Chungus in our live action movie adaptation, but who can possibly be quirky enough!?
>Brie Larson: You rang?
>*Everyone liked that.*

>>212433508 (OP)
jesus christ i thought this was the huma torch from the new fantastic 4 movie

>>212433508 (OP)
I thought it was that fag playing Johnny Storm in the new F4

>>212433548
This is me and my wife but she didn’t miss out on being a whore.

>>212433548
yeah

What the fuck..?

>>212433508 (OP)
I jumped when she climbed up on the table. That was scarier than the last alien movie. I also thought that was Daisy Ridley until I noticed the name at the top.

>>212433508 (OP)
brie is the only autistic woman on the planet

>>212433508 (OP)
Is she... stimming?

>>212433508 (OP)
is she brietarded?

>>212434324
She's acting.

>>212434402
She is Brietendo

brie bros... why didnt you save her?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y69gQtAdHKc&list=RDy69gQtAdHKc&start_radio=1

>>212433508 (OP)
I didn't realize that was Brie Larson until I saw the handle on top wtf

When does xhe transition?

>>212434324
She's on some stimulants for sure.

>>212434860
>>212434324
I was thinking the same thing (aside of wondering what on earth happened to her, since I haven't browsed this board since early 2020 until just recently).
I don't see dilated pupils.
But her eyes are a little too wide open.

>>212433508 (OP)
I’d raw dog this over the hill crazy bitch at this point. I don’t even care.

>>212434860
>>212435338
She openly admits to using cannabis products daily, starting each morning with a THC dropper of 5mgs. She's been a pothead all her life.

She has even posted images of personalized vapes and weed farms.

>>212435640
Okay but I said stimulants.

>>212435640
She looks so sexy in that pic. Like a 80's street whore.

>>212435734
My bad. I was just saying ahe self medicates, so if you think she's on something - she is.

>>212435751
Right? She was a lot sexier when she smoked cigs.

Is a switch 2 worth it?

>>212435809
Oh okay then. I'd be on some shit too if I had that kind of money. This pic isn't related to your post I just don't post it often.

>>212435935
I enjoys rare Bries as well.

>>212435864
if you never got the first switch, for sure, it's the best deal ever, you'd have possibly one of the largest collections of games ready to play for several years with continuous support.
If you have it, then no, I'd say better wait for the inevitable OLED release and for more actual new games and not just remasters to come out.

>>212434324
Dafaq does this even mean, why can't you retards talk like human beings?

>>212436004
If she was really bad you wouldn't know exactly what she is thinking when she makes these faces.

>>212433508 (OP)
This woman is not well mentally

More soon

>>212433508 (OP)
How long until she becomes a he/they lesbian?

>>212433508 (OP)
#Sponsored

>>212433508 (OP)
I love her

>>212433508 (OP)
>he didn't go to Trivagio

>>212433508 (OP)
>that haircut
what have they done to my girl??? god damn you hollywood, god damn you to hell!!!!

Thought this was Karl Jobst

>>212433548
If they're happy then what's wrong with that?

>>212438513
she's growing it out, trust the plan

>Brie making threads about herself on /tv/ again

It's been a while

>>212433593
they never miss that part bro

>>212433508 (OP)
I would react to a ps vita loaded with every ps1 game.

She cant help it, she just loves Nintendo.

>>212438902
she cute

daily reminder

>>212438902
I love her

>>212438975
Noooo!!! I still think she's lying about it.

>>212438975
that's a lie, she wouldn't do that to me.

>>212439045
I wish I had a girlfriend

>>212435992
huge ass feet

>>212439387
Having that kind of girlfriend is much worse than having no girlfriend.

>>212433508 (OP)
get the girl from scott pilgrim on the horn we need someone to pretend to be autistic

Man I fucking hate how much emotions have to be dialled up on social media videos, it's a nightmare

>>212439045
I would unironically rather never have sex again than to have to deal what a person like that.

>>212439045
>touring with Rise Against in Europer + South America
people still do this kind of stupid shit?

>>212434553
more like brietender

>>212433548
>missed out on being a whore

painfully correct

>>212439590
I noticed this when watching reaction channels. The people watching gasp and cry and make weird faces. When I watch the same stuff I'm pretty static, maybe my eyes widen at good parts but that's about it. I don't punch the air or run around the room in excitement like some of the online people do.

>>212433508 (OP)
>>212434553
I want to smoke a J with Brie.

>>212440047
I'd devour her brie tendies if you know what I mean

>>212433548
>Seething failure to launch zoomette makes drawing about her happily married older sister

>>212442221

I know dat feel!

>>212433593
Based Whore

>>212439045

I'd be absolutely mortified to have my relationship online like this

I really hope that this is just for show and they actually handle it in a more emotionally honest way off camera but I doubt it, still I hope they're happy

>>212439045
Maybe its better I have been alone my whole life.

>>212439045
Someone post the latest where she got divorced and turned dyke. Not kidding.

>>212445451
no fucking way. did she also get the brie hair cut ??

>>212433593
I hope I can find an OF whore who is also a quirk chungus to be my wife.

>>212445451
>it's real
>she also got a bullshit LGBTQIA++ haircut

>>212445584
Not quite but got some dyke undercut, she'll come out as non-binary within a year

>>212439965
He looks like a faggot that would be into Rise Against so I'm not surprised.

>>212445850
Got her name or pic? I need to see this.

>soulless Hollywood roastjob attempts to come across as likeable and fun after half a decade of being an insufferable cunt
Yeah naw

>>212446088
thecenteredlifeco

>>212446088
>https://www.tiktok.com/@thecenteredlifeco/video/7521899180286070047
Quirk chungus bros?! Not like this!

damn is true she have no friends

>>212446250
how do guys who's gfs turn gay, cope with their failure???

>>212433548
quirk chungus, does she also eat hot chip and lie

>>212433508 (OP)
goddamnit I hate woman with those kind of haircuts
when does she get her penis sewn on?

>>212434553
>>212433508 (OP)
when the calls stop coming and the cameras go away

>>212439045
>>212445451
>>212446250
genuinely what the fuck has happened to brains like hers
"muh society" or "muh internet" aren't useful answers

>>212446512
i once dated a "lesbian" that, for the 5 years i knew her before i dated her, would never stop talking about how hot women were and how she wasn't attracted to men at all
the first time we had sex i ate the pussy for like an hour, then i took her to pound town for another hour after that, she came a bunch of times (real squeezing orgasms not the retarded fake shuddering screaming orgasms) and in the 7 years since that night she has never once mentioned finding women attractive, while she does now fawn over men all the time
essentially i fucked her 100% straight on the first try and i feel great about it and think about that a lot as one of my great achievements, and i imagine for guys who gfs go dyke afterwards it's the exact opposite, where every single time they think about it their wiener shrivels up clitoral style and they want to kill themselves

>>212433508 (OP)
her nude leaks from like 15 years ago had nintendo toys in the background

>>212446512
happened to me and i dont care, last year of the relationship was hell with her constantly "joking" that she "loved" this one cosplay girl. also felt like pulling teeth to get her to say she loved me. I think by the time she cheated on me with that girl I didnt give a fuck. Ive been alone for 3 years now. I had great sex for those years I was with her though and I dont feel like I need anymore of that. Over it

>>212446250
christ that guy should have known she was trouble, posting on social media all the time, but he was too much of a little simp beta

>>212433508 (OP)
Bros... The dating scene is fucking GRIM. Pussy Inflation has women acting in insane ways. Either they're needy demanding bullies, you'll have a very good smooth conversation and get randomly unmatched, randomly ghosted, or they're just be fucking rude. Why are women on dating apps such cunts. I have a lot of matches cuz I'm good looking and nice kinda but they're all fucking mean!

>>212434553
>I will fight for this
>omg I'm cryinggggggg

I hate these retarded non-statements

>>212433508 (OP)
I thought that was Anthony Starr from the thumbnail

>>212438538
they're not

>>212433508 (OP)
I was the first one to expose this cunts nasty feet

It feels good to know I literally crushed this bitchs soul.

>>212434553
>>212434553
Ever since the role of a lifetime as Captain Marvel I've been .... Busy

>>212445584
It's just a matter of time... once she's the "masculine" carpet muncher in the relationship she will.

>>212433508 (OP)
>Gets walled
>Goes teenage boy mode
Just like the chad Elliot Page

>>212433508 (OP)
>Nintendo fan
>foot fungus
holy shit what is it with nintendies and their refusal to maintain even basic hygiene? why are they always the most disgusting people with literal fungus and disease growing on their bodies?

>>212433548
I know a few of these couples, but the dude is literally getting cucked because she's also an Onlyfans whore

>>212446250
>>212446512
>>212445850
>>212439045
Hahahahahahaha

Webm'd for posterity

>>212433548
Also why is that nigga literally Styxhexenhammer666

>>212447251
I'm starting to really hate women LOL

>>212433508 (OP)
she honestly looks scary, she looks unhinged. I don't know what it is but she seems off the rails

>>212433548
The most accurate meme ever

>>212433548
If I could snap my fingers and have every single person of this type killed, I would break them.

>>212433548
FAG WARS

>>212445451
>it's real
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAH

>>212447321
really now? that sort of person is who you perceive to be doing you or society the most wrongs?

Is Brie ____?

>>212447251
This is what happens when you give a being that has been cattle for most of its existence (thousands of years) full autonomy.

>>212447251
what the actual fuck is it with women and their hair
>i want to change
>gets haircut
it is the shallowest possible outlet of change

>>212439045
i dont even know what to call this, hell?

>>212439045
>>212445451
>>212447251
Holy shit.

I was rooting for them to be one of the libtard bugmen couples that right wingers are wrong about

because the thing is that even though broadcasting it on tiktok is cringe, having an annual couple meeting about plans for the next year is actually a good idea since it helps you stick to a timeline about marriage, moving ,kids etc.
It probably failed to work because they just planned trips and vague therapy bullshit instead of actually planning to get married and have kids.

>>212447251
Greetings from Kazakhstan

>>212439045
he watches her fuck other men

>>212447388
>The Pixie Cut
Tryna look like Tinkerbell or something works if you're like an 18 year old photographer girl with a cute face at an indie rock show in 2010
Not as a walled hag, you just look like a man

>>212447251
>got rock hard when she put on the overalls and put her hair up
I should just cut my dick off now huh
He's not my ally

>>212447251
why did she get divorced in the first place
the dude seemed like the perfect, incredibly passive and politically correct guy for her

>>212447251
Filming yourself crying multiple times is insane

>>212447355
Yes. Society is filled to the brim with useful idiots who enforce the status quo and make sure to stomp down on anyone going against it.

>>212434553
>>212433508 (OP)
Does she have a degenerative brain illness?

She's becoming less mature, more autistic and weird and retarded , less socially skilled as she gets older.
This isn't normal.
I swear in red carpet interviews for scott pilgrim and other movies she was in at that time she seems much more intelligent , mature, socially skilled and normal.
Brie 10-15 years ago seems 20+ IQ points more intelligent than Brie today.

>>212433548
Imagine seething so hard about the lives of complete strangers who don’t affect your life one way or another that you feel the need to take time out of your clearly empty day to make a mspaint seethe comic about it.

dick goes here

>>212447251
hey could you stitch the "our yearly relationship goals" one beside this one? they're nearly the same length.
maybe caption with the year they were posted if you know when the original is from
sorry for being a /r/tard

>>212447493
lmao that's exactly the problem she had with him, subconsciously. if i didn't yell at my wife and keep her dumb ass in line every 6 to 10 months, she'd have divorced me a decade ago

>>212446919
I think we all know the answer.

>>212447524
They do affect your life as their lives revolve around making sure other people give them attention for being insufferable malcontents.

>>212433508 (OP)
>I don’t need a 40-year-old white chick to sperg out about Mario Kart

>>212433508 (OP)
she's making the same faces as rosie o'donnell in Riding the Bus with My Sister, where rosie plays a retard

>>212433508 (OP)
>CHOPPED
DROPPED

>>212447555
Why are you on an otaku forum for young adults in their 20's if you're married? ""

>>212439045
>annual partner summit
>divorced after 10 years
manwhile old people:
>never talk about problems and build resentment until occasional big argument/beating
>die together after 50+ years of marriage
>>212447401
idk it kinda works, even men sometimes get a buzzcut as a symbolic reset

>>212447561
No, that’s black people. I have to go out of my way to encounter spergs like in that pic.

>>212434553
>hit wall
>go full bing bing wahoo

>>212447555
ive looked at her tiktok page and she just seems generally mentally unstable, the kind of crazy you cant fix

>>212447524
he didnt. the quirck chungus meme has been doing the rounds for at least a year.

>>212447593
not him but youre here forever

>>212447494
this. younger people we'll never undestand what real feelings are as their fuckin' phones are basically another set of appendages. The end is near

>>212447620
Regresses to becoming a Nintoddler emotionally

>>212447628
a girl that age, you had to start fixing it years ago before tiktok was popular

>>212446250
>https://www.tiktok.com/@thecenteredlifeco/video/7521899180286070047
>>212439045

If you don't get a woman pregnant within a year after moving in with her then you only have yourself to blame if she leaves you

this is probably her body and brain dealing with the fact that she has been living with a man having sex together multiple times a week for years and not gotten pregnant.

>>212447667
Ted K called it

>>212438902
Actors are so bad at acting when there's no director nor editor.

>>212447593
>otaku forum
This isn’t /a/

>for young adults in their 20s
I don’t recall that in the rules anywhere.

>>212439045

i hate meetings at work enough as it is. so many of them just exist to exist or to justify the position of the organizers. if i had to come home, especially on new year's and do this, i'd jump out of the window.

>>212447661
My point is that someone at some point in time made that because they seethed so hard about some shit that’s ultimately benign.

>>212447251
I dont even mean this in a redpill way, but this is simply the result of not controlling your woman enough. the island of lesbos is not just a myth, if you do not shape and mold your womans personality and if you just sit on your ass and play league while she goes out and associates with whoever, especially in our modern world, she will "discover" that she is gay after being around a bunch of attractive women.

this isnt oppressing your woman into not embracing her true self or something, its just realizing that if you dont control her mind, someone else will. harsh reality

>>212439045
I'd kill myself if my life was like this

>>212446919
Don't forget contraceptive pills

>>212447528
>The Bear S04E07
Jesus christ 4 seasons of that shite already.

>>212447764
Doing being single and a little lonely and jerking off is literally 100000000000000x better to me then having to do this and be around an annoying broad 24/7 and always say "us" and "we love going to the (x)" lmao. Feels like a prison.

>>212439045
I wish I could say I am shocked that HR women HR their own relationships to death but it all makes a lot of sense.

>>212447493
she hit the female equivalent of a mid life crisis only instead of buying a leather jacket and a motorcycle she chopped her hair off, divorced her husband and became 'queer'

>>212446956
>>212446512
in his case he might have been relieved. Some men are too cowardly to end relationships so just do nothing, never having kids with their woman waiting for their woman to leave them because all they want is a childish existence frittering their time on useless hobbies.

I doubt it was like he was doing everything he ought to as a man and she still turned lesbian anyway.
She was probably in love with him and wanted to have his kids but he was too busy with bugman activities and made up onions excuses to delay having kids again and again.

>>212447556
BRO LOOK AT THAT NORWOOD

>>212446956
and then everyone clapped

>>212447732
>meetings...just exist to exist or to justify the position of the organizers
Congrats anon this is exactly what's happening in their 'partner summit'. Eloquently put.

>>212447815
I think you're right thats the reason for her going her own way, but its all a retarded gambit because having children is selfish and freakish, humanity has no reason to continue this cannot be argued. I expect some reddit response of "B-BUT THINK OF ALL THE HECKIN EPIC STUFF WE'LL MAKE THOUGH, THINK OF THE ROCKETS AND THE MOVIES" and some nonsense about carrying the flame or something, fuck off, not playing your game and declining birthrates shows that my beliefs will win in the end

have fun getting locked into a marriage with kids, getting woken up at 2am by screaming crying shitting babies, raising a daughter just for someone to fuck her, etc. Enjoy!

>>212447760
from an historic esoteric standpoint they were basically gollums inhabited by the spirit of litiliah so it really makes a ton of sense.

It's such a painful reality to come to terms with.

Jesus Christ please protect all of us.

>>212447493
Because women are biologically programmed to want kids and if they have sex with a man for several years (especially living in the same roof) and they don't get pregnant by him then they subconsciously view that man as infertile and so their they often become dissatisfied with him as a protection mechanism so that they don't waste more of their fertile years and can find a man who will give them kids, even though they often aren't consciously aware of the real reason.

In her case she's probably so messed up by liberal programming that she's thinking something like "I'm feeling dissatisfied with the man I thought was the perfect man for me, I must be gay!"

>>212445239
You eventually learn to not care. I’ve gone so long without that I wouldn’t know what to do with it.

The last time I was half-ass in a relationship, my prevailing state of mind was annoyance, being dragged around to do a bunch of shit that I didn’t care about, and in my opinion, the sex didn’t make up for it. I was the one who ended up cutting it off, and I haven’t bothered since.

>>212447667
>>212447494
Senator Elizabeth Warren filmed herself crying in her car after the budget vote ended and shared it with her 6.6 million followers on Twitter

https://x.com/SenWarren/status/1940088092649517465

She's 76

>>212445451
That whole thing was probably a test, and she got tired of waiting for his weak ass to say “No, this is retarded and cringe, and I’m not doing it”. You know, like a man would do.

>>212447251

Any time the first webm of this is posted it should be required by law to post this one as well. It’s sad more than anything. The chungus / relationship rewind couple thing can actually work, but that woman is already too far gone. That guy shouldn’t feel too bad because this bitch is a ticking time bomb.

>>212448008
Her, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, and Chuck Schumer need to fucking die already.