Thread 212434267

Low effort Founderposting and this thread won't get more than 5 replies.

Hold the crust

>>212434458
Rags. Now.

>>212434458
>your (You) is right here
>already?

i want a double cheese burger right friggin now or I'm calling Mr Lahey

This kind of looks like that blonde actress some anons are autistically obsessed with...

>>212435263
>sees woman orgasming over a burger
>sniff bag
>look disgusted
/tv/ in a nutshell

>>212435263
This is the most American webm ever

>>212435263
Sarah Gadon the 38 year old grandma

>do I need to show you how to wipe your tushy after you poo poo too?
fuck this guy

Founder is made up bullshit to make Ray a Croc look good.

>>212435539
people have been trying to make The Social Network 2.0 for almost 20 years now

>>212435495
those onions look disgusting, and that's not nearly enough condiments and pickles. Isn't this supposed to be the part of the movie where McDonald's still really cares about the quality of the food?

>>212435539
what? it makes him look like a cunt

>>212435575
they look like finely minced onion to me but definitely could use more. mcdonalds has always skimped on pickles but they definitely at more onion now

>>212435304
What aspect of American history or culture does that webm accurately represent? How does said aspect fundamentally represent America, in an archetypal way, to you? Go ahead.

kek what did he see?

>>212434458
/tv/ keep falling for this reverse psychology mumbo jumbo

>>212435643
FUCKING LETTUCE

>>212435643
i figured some anon would replace the burger dude at the end with a black guy

>>212435611
yummy

>>212434267 (OP)
>>212434499
PHARAOH PHARAOH
OH BABY LET MY PEOPLE GO
HUH!
GET HIS FUCKIN’ RAGS OFF!

>>212435678
well yeah it doesn't look good clumped together between some pink fingers but raw onion is pretty damn good on a burger

>>212435616
The fetishization of slop food as some pinnacle of Human achievement.

>>212435655
if it works it ain't mumbo jumbo, son

>>212435669
the problem was that it was poorly made, no?

>>212435793
guy seemed to be loving it

>>212434267 (OP)
One coke without salt and another coke with salt. Got it

>>212435801
I ordered a double filet o fish two weeks ago because I couldn't remember if I liked them or not and it was dogshit

>>212434499
IM GONNA BUST THAT CRUST MMMH YHEEEA

>>212435575
It's a small hamburger, bro. It dosen't need shit tons of sauce and toppings on it. Back in those days the bun was real bread, the meat was real beef, and everything was fresher. It's not like the substitution food that we get at national franchise burger joints today. You don't need a gallon of ketchup for a simple hamburger.

>>212435858
double seems like a lot. i don't think you get enough tarter sauce to handle two fish filets and that bun

>>212435706
Those aren't onions, sweaty.

>>212435858
I like fish sandwiches, so I cook my own.
>Nice roll
>Two fish squares
>A slice of cheese between the hot fish squares
>Mayo or tartar sauce
>Dill pickle slices
>Lettuce
>Black pepper

>>212435495
what the fuck is the orange sphere for

>>212435710
Got him

>>212436151
probably orange soda or some shit

>>212436151
Essence Collection™

>>212436151
it's for trump

>>212435495
Buns need a light toasting

>>212437530
autism

>>212434267 (OP)
>I want fries with curdled cheese and gravy on top
>where do you think we are sir?

>>212437599
That ORANGE FOOL?????
I’M FRUSTRATED.

>>212434267 (OP)
>give me four fried chickens and a coke
>and my friend here will have plain white toast

>>212434267 (OP)
EATING LUNCH OUT OF A PAPER BAG?
THIS IS A COMPLETELY ALIEN CONCEPT IN 1954!

>>212435643
an italian american

>>212435495
God I hate American burgers. Put some damn lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese, and a lot more onion on that thing. For a burger nation you fatsos make some pretty sad looking burgers.

>>212437826
it's a cheap fast food burger anon
you get what you pay for
if you want a quality burger theres restaurants for that but mcdonalds isn't one of them

>>212437826
it's mcdonalds

>>212435678
>>212436025
You are an utter moron that never saw onions in real life. That's how finely diced white onions look like, retard.

>>212434458
>... and don't forget my Dr. Pepper, BITCH

>>212435575
>>212437826
Those were hamburgers of previous decades. Now, you go to Five Guys to get a good hamburger and they’ll shove as much as you want of whatever you want on it.

>>212434267 (OP)
is this kid CGI or what

>>212437599
They were already channelling him, all part of (((the plan))).

>>212437738
>THEY PRE MADE THE FOOD FROM THEIR 5 ITEM MENU WHEN THERE IS A HUGE LINE?
>AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING INSANE WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS!!!!!!
>

>>212435495
It's funny that this shit is actually innefficient. Nobody does this with condiments. Everything is just in a bottle you squeeze.

>>212436031
>Cook my own
>Frozen shit that is already cooked once

>>212434267 (OP)
I still cant tell what this movies slant was as regards the taste of mcdonalds sloppa. It was supposed to be garbage right???

>>212435801
You opened the box... we came!

>>212435575
>and that's not nearly enough condiments and pickles
how fat are you

>>212438257
Heh... I've been a commercial fisherman since my dad took me with him and taught me how it's done. I have fishing boats, commercial fishing licenses, and piers on land I own. I can get fresh shrimp, crabs, and fish. But sometimes I like that fast-food experience.

>>212435495
jesus christ faverau its just a burger

>>212437599
this, it's unfiltered Trump essence, he would soon emerge out of that sphere

>>212438452
I envy you, fuckin' love seafood.

>>212438452
Do you also have a taste for cock after that sweltering summer your dad took you out on the Mississippi?

>>212438567
Fishing commercially is a gross, hot, stinky business. Not to mention expensive. I don't recommend it. And being out on the water is dangerous. Anything can happen. But there is a lot of freedom to it. If you even get a boat, never go out alone.

>>212438587
Oh, sure. I can never get enough. But you already know what I'm talkin' about.

>>212438208
its not inefficient its the most efficient way you could possibly do that shit.
theres no lid on the device so refilling it up is 100x easier from bulk. its in the perfect position to deliver the exact amount of topping for each customer. customer A is getting the exact same portion as customer B, not changing depending on the amount of pressure you decide to apply to the bottle.

the only reason it's not still done like that is niggers like you would spit in the open top.

>>212437826
moron

>>212435495
Imagine if actual McDonald's operated like this.

>It is alleged that as part of the buyout Kroc promised, based on a handshake agreement, to continue the annual 1% royalty of the original agreement, but there is no evidence of this beyond a claim by a nephew of the McDonald brothers.
>Neither of the brothers publicly expressed disappointment over the deal. Speaking to someone about the buyout, Richard McDonald reportedly said that he had no regrets.
This movie is libel

>>212438356
mustard and pickles don't make you fat retard

>>212437964
it looks dehydrated and mealy. onions shouldn't have that textured, even diced

>>212439376
probably came out of an industrial onion squisher/cutter so it's soaking in more juice than if you cut it yourself.

>>212439270
With that many white guys working the burgers would beat any michelin star restaurant.

>>212437530
>rabbi orchestrating his golems locked within the mcrunes

>>212439820
its actually as much an act of empathy as it is designing a system.
the workers are all being observed to better optimize their workflow. trying to give people the most possible space to work, and ensuring accidents are as rare as can be.

>>212439270
it would still be dogshit. most of it is automated now and you just push buttons

>>212435495
>you just.. eat it!?

>>212438208
if you watch youtube videos about how they do it now they still have those ketchup squirt things and other condiments. you're wrong.

>>212435495
I prefer fast food wagie service (Japan), thank you very much.

>>212439348
You’re a fucking nigger

>>212440283
i made your momma’s pussy squirt

So you ordered two Cokes?
What?

>>212440605
you dont order an extra coke to dip your balls into it while you drink the other?

>>212440605
no he's just reiterating that he would like A (single) coke, twice.

They need to bring back Jalapeno poppers, those things were great and didn't cost much either.
I used to get loaded gravy fries but they'd put on barely any sauce, and you couldn't pick out the gross black-nubs from the discolored ones (Couldn't see them)

Once got a dead Bee covered in gravy, but i didn't complain just threw it in the bin & ate my chips.

>>212435801
This thing has gotten smaller and smaller over the years and yes i've noticed

>>212440562
eat a cold pickle kid you're boiling

>>212435304
she's not fat though

>>212435575
It's set in the 1950s, retard. People back then weren't eating the gigaburger bullshit we got now

>>212441715
mcdonalds should pay that person and they should put this on tv for ads
its better than anything theyd come up with on their own

>>212441715
Is this real?

>>212435575
You're an absolute child
>those onions look disgusting
Fucking mentally handicapped loser