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Anonymous No.212437429 >>212437541 >>212437674 >>212437732 >>212437817 >>212437863 >>212438020 >>212438176 >>212438368 >>212438430 >>212438605 >>212438628 >>212438998 >>212440075 >>212440101 >>212440259 >>212440699 >>212440805 >>212440982 >>212441099 >>212441296 >>212442257 >>212443785 >>212444819 >>212446449
A 40 year old millenial made a Pauly Shore thread the other day and peaked my curiosity. Over the last few days, I have watched numerous Pauly Shore films (Encino Man, Son in Law, Biodome, in the army now and Jury Duty)
overall, I'm impressed
I think Pauly is keyed, he's not only a great comedic actor, but in tender moments he's surprisingly good at acting, like, 9/10 as an actor.
Anonymous No.212437452 >>212437674 >>212441813
also, I'm not gay, but if I were gay Pauly Shore would be my dream boyfriend
Anonymous No.212437459 >>212437471
>peaked
Anonymous No.212437471 >>212437491 >>212438487
>>212437459
oh... is it piqued? My bad
Anonymous No.212437491
>>212437471
Pauly Shore peaked a tent in your trousers at least
Anonymous No.212437505
OP AND PAULY SITTIN' IN A TREE
Anonymous No.212437541 >>212437580 >>212438313 >>212439999 >>212440279 >>212445318
>>212437429 (OP)
i love biodome for kylie
Anonymous No.212437580 >>212446664
>>212437541
Yes, network TV kino. Along with engine man and son in law.
Anonymous No.212437591 >>212437674 >>212447264
he's still wrong for richard simmons. nice try
Anonymous No.212437674 >>212440245
>>212437429 (OP)
Fuckin loved those movies. They weren't quite to the standard of a Bill and Ted, but they were far better than any "haha, youth culture" movie made since.
Paulyisms are just so addicting, too. I find myself needing to wheeze juice whilst imbibing grindage, but I wish I could do it in proximity to a nug.
>>212437452
Also agreed. he's nice. That's something anyone could look for in a mate. He's also really confident in just being himself and not concerned if he's being traditionally manly at any given moment. This was a thing we had in the 90s and it was beautiful. the trannies killed it. we had a brief, shining moment between "You're a little weird so you're off to the funny farm" and "you're a little weird so you're off to the hospital for surgery" where a man could prance around and be silly and still touch ladies on the butt. GOD i miss my dad.
>>212437591
someone suggested he should play him? I could kinda see it.
Anonymous No.212437732 >>212437767
>>212437429 (OP)
Loved his movies as a kid. He’s one of the good jews. He deserves a career resurgence!

If Encino Man doesn’t make you laugh, then you're basically a commit faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpdZOSjexIA
Anonymous No.212437767
>>212437732
funny I was just saying the other day haim saban and shuki levy are a couple of the bad jews. I guess you can default to positive or negative, as long as you acknowledge the exceptions.
Anonymous No.212437817 >>212437943 >>212438393 >>212440879
>>212437429 (OP)
He suffers from a case of being a middling actor during an era where Hollywood was at the absolute top of it's game in every respect and even comedy actors were winning academy awards. By today's standards Shore is phenomenal and his movies are fun and refreshing, but by the standards of the era he worked in he was bottom of the barrel.

It's not that you think Shore and his movies are good, it's that zoomers have never known anything good in their entire existence so what was barely even competent to boomers and gen x and millennials is seen as high art by zoom zooms. I'm sorry zoomers never have and never will experience true quality in their lives regardless of what it is.
Anonymous No.212437863 >>212437943
>>212437429 (OP)
I’ll take 100 pauly shores over 1 Seth Rogen or any of those other Apatow faggot comedies
Anonymous No.212437943 >>212438117
>>212437817
it's weird how The Critic was ragging on movies back then when they were basically at peak
yeah not as classy as they used to be, but more palatable and capable of delivering messages to much larger audiences, if anyone actually desired to do so and put in that depth. Things got REAL bad after that show was canceled and Jay was no longer there to say they stink.
>>212437863
Rogen used to be a lot better. Hollywood did to him what it eventually did to Kevin Smith. Takes a cool guy and turns him into a wuss.
Anonymous No.212438020 >>212439158
>>212437429 (OP)
You have to finish your "Paulysaunce" with the film "Paul Shore Is Dead". It's a mockumentary about his life and how he faked his death. It's a funny film. Probably the most amount of cameos since Cannonball Run II.
Anonymous No.212438117
>>212437943
Critics back then never even gave due to the fact that no matter how shit the script or acting was, the technical side of movies were always stellar. Even the shittiest Shore slopfest was shot on high quality film with perfect lighting and staging and cinematography, the sound design was great with no barely comprehensible mutter speak followed by loud booms, no dumbass I AM...L'ARTISTE angles or camera tricks. The technical side of movies is a dead craft now, even the most expensive and serious movie with the tightest script looks and sounds like something some YouTuber with no filmmaking skill made in their backyard on their iphone. All movies today look so fake and shitty, they're unwatchable if you grew up watching pre-2007 movies.
Anonymous No.212438176 >>212438536
>>212437429 (OP)
>peaked
at your mom taking a shit
Anonymous No.212438313
>>212437541
Did the audience ever learn if her fruit was at the bottom or stirred?
Anonymous No.212438368
>>212437429 (OP)
Is he the best comedy nepobaby of all time or have any other comedy club owners turned out comedians above his caliber?
Anonymous No.212438393 >>212438597 >>212440160
>>212437817
No. Pauly Shore was just way ahead of his time.

>comedy actors were winning academy awards
yeah alternating between Robin Williams slop and Jim Carrey slop, great times...
Anonymous No.212438430 >>212440042
>>212437429 (OP)
Not Pauly Shore here, I think Pauley Shore is the greatest comedian of all time
Anonymous No.212438487
>>212437471
It's also "based", not keyed.
Anonymous No.212438536
>>212438176
>peaked
...
>peeked
!!!
Anonymous No.212438597 >>212438648
>>212438393
>thinks 90s comedy was just two actors

Zoomer exposing their zoom zoom lmao
Anonymous No.212438605
>>212437429 (OP)
Pauly shore was a nepo baby and a Jew on top of that. You could have put any actor in the roles he got and they would have been better off. His "hey buuuuddddd-y" shit wore thin quick.
Anonymous No.212438628
>>212437429 (OP)
He just suffered from over exposure. His movies hold up and he was genuinely funny. I also remember liking Pauly Shore is Dead, but I haven't seen it in years.
Anonymous No.212438648 >>212446416
>>212438597
That is a general actress, not a comedy actor, most of her character was about her being the smart powerful one who really knows what is going on while everyone else was a clown, not about her delivering laughs and ridiculous comedy scenarios.
Anonymous No.212438998 >>212439158
>>212437429 (OP)
Watch Pauly shore is dead
Anonymous No.212439158
>>212438020
>>212438998
>Pauly Shore Is Dead
That's what I told him. U can't binge on Pauly without watching his farewell kino.
Anonymous No.212439234
>ban evades
LOOKIT ME, I'M NEON DEON HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.212439592 >>212440115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjVXPlutAMI
Anonymous No.212439999 >>212440175
>>212437541
this bitch knows
Anonymous No.212440042
>>212438430
if you're not pauly shore, who am I?
Anonymous No.212440075
>>212437429 (OP)
>peaked
Anonymous No.212440101
>>212437429 (OP)
>A 40 year old millenial
We're called gen y you stupid redditfag.
Anonymous No.212440115
>>212439592
Unironically kino wtf
Anonymous No.212440160 >>212440318
>>212438393
>slop
Anyone who uses this can safely have their opinion discarded.
Anonymous No.212440175
>>212439999
impressive
Anonymous No.212440245
>>212437674
>someone suggested he should play him? I could kinda see it.
he already did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjVXPlutAMI&t=279s
Anonymous No.212440259 >>212440319
>>212437429 (OP)
pauly shore was the original nepo baby
Anonymous No.212440279 >>212440298 >>212440518
>>212437541
Also Joey Lauren Adams and the other chick as their girlfriends, god women in the 90s were so much hotter
Anonymous No.212440298 >>212440518
>>212440279
Her weird voice really turned me on in this and Mallrats when I was a kid
Anonymous No.212440318
>>212440160
based
Anonymous No.212440319 >>212440541 >>212446316
>>212440259
I mean there’s definitely been more egregious nepo babies. His mom wasn’t some big Hollywood producer or anything, she just owned a comedy club how much influence did she have in him becoming an MTV VJ or whatever his first big break was
Anonymous No.212440518 >>212440590 >>212440641
>>212440279
>>212440298
fuck yeah those two were hot as well. We have to go back bros
Anonymous No.212440541 >>212441881
>>212440319
you're absolutely fucking retarded
mitzi was the weinstein of the comedy scene
Anonymous No.212440590
>>212440518
FREE MAHI MAHI FREE MAHI MAHI
Anonymous No.212440641 >>212440671 >>212441790 >>212441935
>>212440518
Prime pale goth slut look era Rose McGowan also has a cameo, it feels like half the women I fapped to when I was 12 was I this
Anonymous No.212440671
>>212440641
Weirdly Rose was in two Pauly movies (blink and miss her movie debut in Encino Man)
Anonymous No.212440699
>>212437429 (OP)
SHUSH!! guy was a great comedic villain (he was also one of Wayne and Garth’s buddies in both Wayne’s Worlds)
Anonymous No.212440805
>>212437429 (OP)
i dont remember looking like that in jersey shore
Anonymous No.212440879
>>212437817
>It's not that you think Shore and his movies are good, it's that zoomers have never known anything good in their entire existence
Fucking sad how true that is.
Anonymous No.212440982
>>212437429 (OP)
Pretty much all those movies were written by boomers. (Actual boomers not your dumbass GenX parents) Boomers were the last generation that could make really good pop culture.
Anonymous No.212441099
>>212437429 (OP)
Yeah he kinda got a lot of shit like rob Schneider but his early catalogue of movies is solid and fun
Anonymous No.212441296
>>212437429 (OP)
>keyed
kys
Anonymous No.212441790 >>212441935
>>212440641
she was so hot in jawbreaker and devil in teh flesh
Anonymous No.212441813
>>212437452
>also, I'm not gay
That's still in doubt anon but I still think about biodome
Anonymous No.212441881
>>212440541
mitzi was basically the east coast weinstein. comedy is to 90s new york what hollywood still is to los angeles
Anonymous No.212441935
>>212440641
>>212441790
Big Harv had good taste
Anonymous No.212442179
Shore movies are part of my go-to summer kino. Encino Man especially has something so 90s to it. Also the main character in that movie is a little cocksucker though. Bros got a cool friend and a caveman bro and he still cries and seethes because his bizarre attempts at bagging the stacy go wrong.
Anonymous No.212442257
>>212437429 (OP) Nah. I bet you're the 40 years old Millennial who made the other thread.
Anonymous No.212443785
>>212437429 (OP)
Son in Law was decent
Anonymous No.212444819
>>212437429 (OP)
I caught jury duty in the theater, it was his final bow before biodome. Thank you for listening to my story.
Anonymous No.212444916
Pauly Shore is a genius.
Anonymous No.212445318
>>212437541
There are 3 things I love in this world:
Kylie Minogue
Small dimples just above a woman's buttocks
The look in the eyes of a man who knows I'm about to hurt him
Anonymous No.212446316 >>212446567
>>212440319
Mitzi shore was highly influential in the industry, with comedians particularly. She could either make or break your career. She pulled every string she had to get Pauly in movies. Nobody liked Pauly back in the day. I don't know what everyone is smoking in this thread by praising him.
Anonymous No.212446416
>>212438648
No. Most of her character was about being the most attractive woman in the history of film
Anonymous No.212446449
>>212437429 (OP)
His movies aren't good but they're comfy
Anonymous No.212446567
>>212446316
>She could either make or break your career.

she famously never let jerry seinfeld at the comedy store, but there was still places like the improv, laugh factory, very easy to get a comedy booking in the 80s
jerry bought a mansion by hers and would rev his porche when he drove by

bigger nepo thing was pauly just got to grow up around a bunch of comedians so instead of struggling with other open mikers he had sam kinison tour with pauly as an opening act at like 18
Anonymous No.212446664
>>212437580
encino man?
Anonymous No.212447264
>>212437591
He would play a good Richard Pryor though.