He's going to join eventually edition
>>212436718
the payoff wonโt be worth the wait
MONKEY KING IS HERE AND HE'S FUCKING RIPPING AND TEARING FUCK ALL YALL HATERS
how do you fix self esteem problems
Why was Ellie hanging with some random nigga
AAAAAAAAAA WHY DID MY BROTHER HAVE TO BE A PEDOPHILE AAAAAAA
simbal fashioning shivs out of household appliances and wrapping cables around his fists while repeating "don vorry aboud it" as a mantra was an absolutely fantastic mindbreak. i never got the "frank was btfo" angle (the stair fall was an accident and simbal didnt touch him)
>>212438072she was with a group
>aryeh ruining it already
>>212438072WHY DOES ELLIE HAVE FRIENDS????
MILLENNIUM ODYSSEY THE WEB SERIES OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE
>>212438061Bro is sweating wdym
kek alex didn't realize we already know he was gonna be on bloodgames
>THIS ISNT COMING FROM MY MOUTH
>yes.... your sweet mouth....
...........your sweet mouth
i'm so glad i stayed up for this
Pretty mad we missed out on Alex on Bloodgames 2 ngl
>I DIDN'T KNOW THE FISHBUCKS WERE REAL..............
>BUCKS
>>212438065fake it til you make it
>The Bex/RXKNephew dancing incident happened at a Mondo event
Of course it did
finally some fucking content, alex and burt together are amazing
>greg and aryeh smiling and laughing at alex b freaking out on burt
iโm cool with beinโ fuckinโ cool
Frank's presence ruining the stream much like he does fishtank
>>212438125i dont think this works
>>212438121trust the scott sullivan plan, they're pivoting
greg fucking dying at this lol
Which of the Fishtank chicks would be most likely to agree to be flown out so I can put my dirt in them?
I haven't emptied my balls in two days, it needs to happen soon.
I've received every single (You) in the thread so far
>>212438116STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>Frank ate mcdonalds 45 minutes ago
>he's already eating again
What the fuck
>im not trying to be funny...
Greg fucking dying laughing at Alex lol
>>212438167just a lil snack no big deal
>>212438170his slut dumb fuck
alex b is like baby billy, this is nuts
>>212438170just a lil snack no big deal
>>212438170his girlfriend
>>212438170his gf, he has pics with her. sheโs been walking by for hours
>>212438182>>212438190>>212438191i thought he was like us and went nogf
Greg Burt Alex b Frank and the Jew from S4
>>212438145i don't know then, i prefer to ignore everything
Burt starts cracking and revealing it's a character when he has other people around him
burt and alex b aren't even trying to be funny
>you got some good ass acting
>yeah you got a good ass too
KEK
looking for a hot lilโ bro with benefits
>>212438149Maybe kill yourself
>>212438170what a revolting group of people
Is burt trying to be funny? Or is he being serious about sexually harassing alex?
you remind me of my sweet little brother...
>>212438200where the fuck did you wander in from? go the fuck back to 2015 nigger.
>>212438167is that a hashbrown or a mcchicken?
>>212438229he is locked in
>>212438225he plays up the character but he also wants to fuck alex
flubbin your fuckin bishop
aryeh wearing the fucking like 2009 weird al che guevara shirt is like the most intimate view into a man's psyche you could ever get
>>212438167I just found out my local mcdicks is closed down for renovations for the next month. Bullshit I just wanted a quarter pounder now what am I supposed to do
>>212438149betty unironically
I even think she's done it before
>>212438200If Meg contacted anyone in this thread a said "can I live with you? I will give you a blowjob once a week and you can use my pussy once a month" they would say "yes" in a second.
>>212438194is he still with the same chick or is it a different one
>>212438240fish filet presumably, he said "Surf n turf" as he held it up
4
md5: 7e36603ccd963dc3db9c2a4d2811e573
๐
Fishtank needs to die forever
>>212438214one of the best moments of S3 was as soon as the RV cam turned on and you could see him slightly smiling atter he said some bizarre shit
this almost feels like an arg or something lol these guys are insane
>>212438243burt and alex are in a tier of their own
>>212438250$8 for a quarter pounder isnโt worth it at this point
>>212438262what a visionary, i'm gonna try that later
>>212438263nah this is good shit
can't believe we had both these guys in one season
mama mia i lost the ram stick inside of trish
>>212438263This has to be a raid nobody on ftl has ever gave a fuck about any of these fucks past the season they were in.
burt's stream for new arrivals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2S_JHo_Bs
>alex will allow burt 15 seconds around him if they're on the show at the same time
I'm not above it, I'm not below it
Keep my name out your dick suckin fuckin mouth bitch
>>212438296sorry we're not just repeating ellie angie claire catchphrases, check in tomorrow
>>212438296Alex B is the funniest person that has ever been in the tank you have to be seriously delusional to deny this
>>212438065Don't do the le fake it till you le make it bs, it has no foundation. True confidence comes from mastery in something useful. Become an expert in whatever it is you want to do in life and confidence follows.
Reminder Jimmy thought Famous House was the worst season
>I've never heard of bam in my life
>well you heard of that guy that was fuckin deceased!
S3 and S4 supposed content
>Frank eating food and showing butt crack when he gets out of his seat
what a loser
How did they fuck up a season with both Burt and Alex
Alex is right Bam would've been better on S3
Alexโs headspace is an impossible MC Escher area
I'm trying to get freddy in here but i think he's sleeping
>ricky is an alien they made in the basement
>>212438311I'm not complaining but it's straight up bizarre.
>the yucky mutant is internet royalty
This stream reminds me why Alex B is the best to ever do it
Alex hasn't interacted this directly with fishtank ppl in a while right? I don't really keep up with him
>I just have to be a little nice to Alex and he starts sucking my dick again
fucking kek he can't help but attacking him
>>212438347he moogs everyone from s2 easily
Letty calling Ricky homunculus was really funny
>>212438331alex would've stayed if they didnt bring his wife on
I hope our Angie is sleeping well
The wholesome nigger chungus rapist still wants to fuck Alex wow hahahahahahahahahah epic
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751874309227376.mp4
>>212438149>flown out so I can put my dirt in themgross dude
>Burt saying perverted stuff with a shit-eating grin every once in a while
>>212438366friendly reminder
Damn Bliccy uploaded a cute IG story and than deleted it :(
>>212438353Last time was when he was in the alex stein show I think
they could have just had a chill call
>>212438263so lame
and their little minions come on here and try to shill
>binx didn't love you the way I did
>THEY'LL BITE YOUR MICROPECKER OFF
It's kinda funny but this shit is ip2 tier
i watched that binx alex whisper night live
>can i eat one of your monkeys?
i'm gonna grape your monkeys
i'm gonna grape all three of em
frank is just like the wiggers, looping on the same low brow bullshit for the epic crash out
>>212438318I agree but frank and burt are massive homo fags
>If I dress like Binx would that turn you on?
>>212438398monkey andy and black andy
i like how arye is just scrolling through spongebob memes rn
frank fell off his chair and died
alex b just dropped a trvke on burt
Wiggers take this shit to reddit or twitter its clear what you are doing
>>212438398yea but I'm bored also Greg and the weird bald guy are nontent
Alex and Burt should stream together one a week. They should do their own radio show
kek alex keeps getting sidetracked to yell at burt
so is this the last night on /tv/
Frank is threatened by Alex and is afraid he'll take his new cash cow
So the stream is a rerun of Alex crashing out while Burt is the horniest gay nigga in the world?
Why doea faggot Greg think he's in a position to give life advice?
this shit is gold, I missed these guys together
>>212438429Dont worry soon you will be back to talking about tj and trish and abi and all the rest of the boring faggots
>>212438435alex would do good wherever frank isnt, frank just riles him up which isnt funny its boring
fuck I gotta watch burt more often he's so fucking good
me watching this and scrolling /ftl/ right now
>>212438460h..hey burt dont stream alone with Alex, you need me there
Jet your tactics are shit homie
>>212438444it's crazy how he obviously really wants to fuck him but he's still playing it up so much
>alex b getting trolled by burt of all people
grim
wow greg pulled out a whoopie cushion and alex was yelling and burt was being gay and frank is trolling epic style and spider-man was slinging webs and chicken andy was yelling at customers at the starbucks in vietnam!!
fishtank is crazy and we the fans love them for it!
>>212438426when the season died
burt is trolling him so fucking hard kek
is this wigger redneck guy serious? burt seems to be trolling him quite a bit
Monkey King mogging this retarded faggot
>>212438476simp having a melty
Alex is dropping sovl nvkes on Burt right now
THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THINK YOU'RE A MONSTER AND I'M NOT TALKIN ABOUT A DOPE KINDA BEAST
>>212438476Cry more PC baby
And then Rod started making sound effects with his mouth, and Yariel said oy vey, and the black guy shat himself
>>212438476>sam hyde pops in>uh indians much? maybe get a skill you GAY NIGGER >chat goes insane>record donations
>>212438476and not only are people in this thread actually watching it, they're defending it.
kek frank siccing alex on aryeh now
>>212438478What're the odds that alex has any idea of what nmh is... I feel like him namedropping it was purely serendipitous
>>212438512HaHaha help me saar IMm Indian!!
what aryeh is saying is crazy btw
>>212438481>burt is trolling him so fucking hard kekkek! burt ftw. reddit can't handle this good of comedy
>>212438525Why do you even watch this show?
>>212438528pretty high, he has random video game and anime references lined up all the time
Alex is made to be one of those radio shock jockeys
>>212438476it's not lookin good
>>212438531i had a dream that binx farted and vomited on me and i havent thought about binx since the end of season 3 so whats up with that
alex b might be the funniest person of all time. every word out of his mouth is pure gold
>>212438534you guys are such fags. i'm not the biggest burt guy either but it's pretty funny watching him make alex freak out
>>212438549HA HA I GET THE REFERENCE BUT YOU GUYS PROBABLY DON'T GET IT
>>212438544yeah i guess he was a CSGO Professional or whatever the fuck
>>212438555either that or a megachurch pastor
>>212438559sounds like a nice dream
Whoโs more retarded Alex or Jon
Yeah the way Burt ate the chocolate is disgusting I always had to switch cams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTjksM3YAs
Aryeh is the kind of retarded that can't pick up context clues and it drives me insane
>>212438583it was really really bad and offputting and i hated it a lot and i woke up in a cold sweat
>>212438598anon instigating shit
Greg fucking dying laughing while Alex thinks Burt's mic is going out but he's actually just putting on filters to further troll him
omg sam just kicked jon in the head
>>212438600the biggest fault of s4 was that arye and daniel were actual full blown retards
>>212438547He looks kinda decent here, he really needs to stop leaning into the wigger stuff
>>212438598the claire signal
>>212438617that shit was so fucking funny. sam loving freddy so much lead to some real kino
Burt is the worst part of his own livestream as usual
wtf ben is kicking cole out
>>212438629it's not a joke that he's gained at least 50 pounds, possibly more
this is like a weird fever dream
ftl is compromised now awesome
>>212438617sam roofied freddy during the house transition
>>212438629He was like 60 pounds lighter there too
>>212438621Are there any quality pics of Joop ass?
BURTING OFF XD SCHIZOPHRENIC NIGGER MONKEY KING GREGGERS
>>212438606are you sure anon, it sounds kinda nice and you probably liked it a little be honest
jin just said he likes underage girls wtf clip that
I just picked off a piece of shit from my nail on my thumb and then squeezed the tip of my thumb and blood started gushing out
Sometimes you can see Burt crack a tiny smile
His pokerface is immaculate
>did you know alex owns monkeys, aryeh?
>what does he use the monkeys for?
here we go
I have a feeling Frank's going to have a lot of fun with the Jew.
Any of you guys playing umamusume
>>212438645bant is both a curse and a blessing
all these casual season 3 faggots won't follow the threads there
Remember when Greg read fake DMs from Taylor on stream to justify stealing donation money from his viewers so she released the real DMs and Greg started crying on stream
>>212438665Sorry not sorry nobody is talking about your nontent crush for a single thread
>>212438666this would've been labelled as the best night in fishtank history
>>212438665keep raging that no one cares to talk about mid e girls right now, go watch housewives troon
>>212438665you're unironically a bigger faggot than him
kek burtโs deep voice filter
>>212438462Fuck off retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJsk0_Gt5E
>>212438689sauce? i wanna see this
>>212438679Ellie if youโre reading this I love my monkeys man Benji and Luna and they love you man they love you they wanna watch you play that new Japanese horse cartoon game whatโs it called oomoosamay something like that yeah
frank is doing the greg abduction to aryeh
>>212438677all 12 viewers are going to be having the time of their lives
>>212438666Another reason for BroTank to happen
>>212438708spending the 4th with Trish would be amazing
i didnt see season3, but the burt streams ive seen hes pretty funny. why does everyone hate on him so much?
>Alex still seething about Connor
KWAB
lol alex calling connor "connie"
check downs cam jimmy is sitting waiting for creature
>>212438672no it was really actually upsetting and she kept coming onto me when we were in a weird fishtank 5 house and i had to keep hiding from my boyfriend so i wouldnt get broken up with because binx kept farting and puking on me and also when i say farting it was like full spread eagle massive blast and it was horrible
>>212438710the send greg a pizza challenge
>>212438722Nice. Please tell me there's more of this cumsluts butt
>>212438730the nicknames he comes up with are brilliant
>>212438727imagine his stream performance today but 24/7 in the house with director cam staying on him 90% of the time and feeding him wigger tts to react to
Why does Alex B suddenly hate Burt? They were like best friends
>>212438727they just got annoyed by his schtick (understandably)
>>2124387274chan contrarianism, he was the favorite in threads during the season
>>212438727if you've watched for five minutes you've seen it all
it just loops. he shits his pants and talks about wanting to suck someone's dick and then he does it again.
>>212438749Burt was aggressively stalking him
>>212438682There is just something severely wrong with this that im sure all regulars can tell, but im too drunk to put my finger on it.
>>212438727Nobody hates Alex B. He's the fucking MONKEY KING
It's so funny how the easiest way to rile up a fishtank fan is to call the show good
Time for Jobe to bore everyone to death with his monotone voice
>>212438754Yeah, among reddit tourists.
>>212438761it's unironically burtcord
>>212438770such a good woman
i dont want to rape children, thats problematic :/
>>212438738are you gay or femanon?
and oh that does sound kinda gross i thought you meant something much more tame kek
Haha!!! Wait til the subreddit finds out about this!!! Who else /burtingoff lololololol!
>>212438710Itโs in the /bant/ archives somewhere but basically Taylor got pissed because Greg put her name in a donation goal to visit her, except he never told her about it and got pressed to read their DMs on stream where he started making up lines from her to make it sound like she agreed to it. Then she just posted a side by side video of Greg reading the fake DMs and a screenshot of the actual DMs lol
>>212438779thats something i genuinely dont understand about burt fans, they are actually parasocial and hate alex b, i figured they thought burt was funny content but i guess not.
>>212438786No but I like him
>>212438786pretty polarized, we hated him early s3 when we thought he was jets cousin and some still when we realized he was a jet rapper
why tf does job have so many monitors?
>>212438786Fuck off Jobe Luke burt and greg are not welcome here.
How is Alex getting trolled by a schizo autistic retard
arye's grooves are a treasure map
is Jobeโs background the season 4 basement kek
>>212438831back to burtcord fag
>>212438826SEASON 4.5 BEGINS NOW
psych anons, what does the binx farter and puking dream mean
>>212438830Are you mad because Luke is a chad?
>>212438826it's a green screen. When he moves his head, you see it glitch out
>>212438831he's perhaps the most easily trollable individual on earth
>>212438854let me rape it better
>>212438831burt is a mensa mandingo and alex is a schizo simpleton
>>212438826gooning set up for entire production crew
>>212438837theyโre actually a map of the finger lakes, Hunter Biden has the same map tattooed on his back.
why does burtcord have a genuine hatred for alex b? its really weird, giving queer vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNB4ucAvJ8g
Burt has met his match with Aryeh
He cannot beat the Golem in horniness and sexually loaded questions
He first asks Burt if he would fuck him and Burt just goes silent.
This is a power couple.
>>212438814He brought it up on one of her streams, Greg is a faggot but her reaction was kind of insane she was trying to clout chase as much as anyone when the show was over
>>212438858confimed binx haters are homosexual ?
>>212438878now this is content I can get into
>>212438727Season 2 retards hate fun
>>212438854fuck off shadi
>>212438786He's fine but he got way too much praise during S3 because he was the only self insert.
SOMEONE NEW JUST JOINED THE DISCORD CALL
>>212438892i dont hate binx i just dont know why she raped me in a dream and farted on me and puked on me
>>212438854stop using it for storage
rare season 3 coded thread
lol i forgot alex said he was 26
Who would win a boxing match between Alex B and Jimmy
>>212438860I'm mad because you faggots are trying to push a narrative. You act like most of us can't tell who is posting. It is so fucking obvious.
>>212438754Peak of Burt popularity was the gay male dating show night. After that people in threads got tired of his schizo bit
Does alex not have an internal monologue is that why he just speaks in a stream of conciousness
>>212438908Is this Burt Himself or his mods
>>212438917i hated it at the time but i kinda miss it brehs
>>212438919he said he was 27 but then all his references were to like third eye blind and nintendo 64 games
>>212438922Probably jimmy because he trained a bit since his match with jon
alex was on judge mathis too lol how did nobody find that
Sam hyde is bisexual pedophile
Get Jon, Alex B, Feddy, and Burt in the same cell
>>212438955they did on day one
This is not brainwashing anyone you are just kicking a hornets nest
>>212438945and all of his siblings were 40+ lol
>>212438971that was a different show though, he just said that
What do people who pay 30 for Angie's Patreon get
Jet totally did not have drama earlier. Enjoy the minstrel show.
it was fun in the beginning but them baiting him to rage about the same shit from season 3 is fucking boring, of course thats what the braindead wiggers think is funny though
>>212438985the last night of famous house...
>>212438985I always forget that Smaack was there at the same time as Jobe
>>212438946U T A H
S C I S S O R S
G U I L F O R D C O U N T R Y S T O R E
>>212438974Gee any more cryptid post? Really femenine behaviour
>>212438985smaack and jobe being there at the same time feels cursed for some reason
It sounds like they were gonna bring Burt on season 4 then secretly bring in Alex B to confront him. Would have been kino.
Is Smaack the most emotionally pure of all the Fish?
>>212439017chances of wiggers actually getting their shit together and we get a proper season ?
>>212439017no they were gonna do that on bloodgames 2, frank revealed it
>>212439017Aryeh and Burt on cam would've been amazing.
Burt would've gone after Seth and Freddy ugh we were so so robbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigzN-4JR14
what is actually wrong with alex's brain?
>>212439005>>212439015they only crossed for like one night but it seems surreal to see them together
>>212439038burt weaponized to rape the mde fanboys every season would be incredible
>>212438891How was her reaction extreme? He pretended to read fake messages from her live on stream, exposing him for lying is based
ok it was kino for awhile but it's getting old now. I remember why everyone was tired of alex by the time he left now
jobe joined right before famous house ended
then connor joined right after fishtank began
not many people are remembering this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2S_JHo_Bs
still live btw and it's amazing
>>212439070No?! The day he left was the most content. His fat wife beat the shit out of Binx.
when do we go back to ellie posting
>>212439073because it was just a tiny window and jobe was just kinda there for a bit before he started actually doing things
i've only ever seen alex in sleeveless hoodies
>>212439070more like frank and jobe just baiting bullshit while riding burts dick
>>212439087That happened the previous day
This is the only zesty nigga we like btw burtcord bunch of faggots
Need to watch a Christian inspired tactical thriller, dealing with Angels, moon cycles, secret wars, teleportation, etc. after the stream is over
>>212439073Connor and Jobe joined the same night didn't they?
Connor was first at least.
>>212439087not the same day
>>212439073 Connor joined before Jobe nigga
>>212439092whenever you want
>>212439060Hahahaha this so much this!!!!!
Love to watch him jacking off and talking about fucking men with the rest of the subreddit!!!!!
Gregtank is unironically make or break depending on if she shows up or not
>>212439073connor was there for the fishtank reveal and before jobe
>>212439092Get her to make a Discord so you can post about her all day there, I'm sure she will notice you then
remember when production said alex would be dead before he got to the end of the driveway
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>>212439118do you think ellie humps teddy bears
>>212439066Taylor sucks and is a shitty person but in this instance she was 100% in the right and Greg did need to be smacked down.
>>212439127i said i forgot you fucking faggot
Alex should Markypost again right now
>>212439122 I'll watch Gregtank if they bring s4 fish
Remember when Alex said he was showing up to the ball brothers concert to shoot it up
burt is slurping on food again
>>212439131shes already noticed me in her kick, i felt nothing. I need to be able to simp in a trance like state
it's a little sad that alex b never moved on from s3
>>212439164I think Frank invited Freddy
Has Alex mentioned advil to Frank
>>212439147Wish she'd hump my face
>your farts sound like this *makes dick sucking motion*
>>212439131She has a discord account. All the badges and shit proves she is on there like 24/7
>>212439156>African Americans have actually responded positively to your use of the n-word
Ellie would probably have to hump my BWC at first because it wouldnt fit
I don't know what I was expecting
>>212439092when i wake up
Alex is just a skinny Ethan Ralph
>>212439204i heard she wants to make another for her freaky ftl simps
Apparently she only communicates with her mentally 14 year old orbiters in some private chat somewhere
>>212439211>>212439147https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751876982097426.webm
Yeah this got old fast. Also, burt is fucking such a gross nigger. He needs to be put down.
So Frank said that Burt and Alex would've been on bloodgames 2 together but Alex seems to think it was gonna be during season 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFEhJfUcD1Q&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=uXoVitgjnHA
>>212439190dude wipes bmw
This call makes me reminisce of season 3
>>212439244this looks like some 1984 shit
>>212439264well it's a rip-off of a show called big brother so it makes sense
Is it time to admit that S3 (at its best) was the peak of Fishtank?
>season 5
>fantank
>but frank is there from day 1
Remember when Burt was a gay rape nigger same such content
>>212439299frank would be gone in a couple days
>>212439299so they all suck his dick instantly and beg to be epically hassled?
>>212439243I don't know why orbiters are always so stupid. It's so easy to spot them
>A few days ago it was the 24th anniversary of Smaack getting out of her group home
Awesome :)
>fishtank fans love season 3
>fishtank fans hate burt
what does this mean
>>212439309no, frank does his iconic banana slamma on them and makes them crash out.
>>212439296Yeah, when they did nothing, then cleaned for a week, then went on a trip to vegas theat was so peak (Reddit).
>>212439322he was part of a whole
>>212439330I'm not the biggest Burt fan but he was literally the only remotely entertaining person after Alex B left
i thought once fishtank ended i would stop spending 8 hours at a time watching this shit
>>212439322 We hate his lifestyle but we was an integral part of the season
>>212439318laughing my ass off at ian voting payton for no reason
>>212439340the show was boring after that tho
>>212439296Yes and if S3 hadn't had the worst back half of any Fishtank season (Outside of S4 getting cancelled lol) it would easily be viewed as the best season
S3 didn't start to decline until Alex B left which was on day 22, over halfway through. For comparison, S1 began to really decline after Jon left (Day 16) and S2 fell apart once Cole was kicked (Day 10)
This nigger has been eating for 3 hours straight
>>212439349Well I hate that too but that doesn't mean shit. It's not the "I like this person's lifestyle" show
Ted was such a good actor that he said "where's the ice cream in this joint" on day 1 and it still took them over a week to figure out he was a fan
I miss dating someone as pure-minded as Smack. Places like this have rotted me
>>212439367He didnt said that
great work burt, keep eating into the mic!
lol Frank begging his girlfriend to kiss him on stream
>>212439382he said a similar thing that was clearly a reference
>>212439382it was memoryholed
>>212439388he got a kiss, when was the last time you got one?
Remember when Alexis said what the spruce haha
>>212439403ya goy is IMPENETRABLE
>>212439322i cant imagine watching some pedo nigger sissy in penthouse farming tts and plushies
good that he farmed money from this retarded audience
but if you was watching s3 for penthouse, you are a freak
i spent 0$ on fishtank
>>212439370she has tight vagina muscles i can tell
>>212439322>fishtank fansThis is ftl
HOLY FUCK BRANDON BUCKINGHAM JUST BROUGHT AN ACTUAL HOOKER LMAO!
Just do an All-Stars season and bring Alex Burt Cole Jimmy
>>212439422I just thought it was kinda funny watching him be schizo. I wasn't watching him jerk off all the fucking time
Iโm gonna grape those monkeys
>>212439439Dont add Cole with them
>ending our time on /tv/ with two guys samefagging about season 3 nontent
could be worse tbqh
>>212439370my small spoon
alex acting like it's some big secret that he was gonna be on season 4 but keeps constantly referencing it
>>212439484Kys esl faggot
Did the green oval ever lead to anything on /tv/?
All star cast with Ella Trish Smaack and Angelina
>>212439495helloooooooooo retard
>>212438037 (OP)so does this mean he was going to be on season 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7wmK9c0uk
only one man can save fishtank
https://youtu.be/sb5EuQ2oczY?si=3RYeO6NyoMzvQ_cR
>>212439328close second but peak s3 takes the cake
Why are these niggers streaming at 4am?
>>212439549they're all unemployed
>>212439358Newfag take. Jon leaving improved S1 and the finals were amazing, S2 dipped for a day after cole left and only got better afterwards.
>>212439530nigga Heil Nina
>>212439530Ellie mein fuhrer
>>212439530still a great song
The most astroturfed thread in ftl history
>>212439358I think S1 had the best back half and the best ending.
She's actually the prettier sister.
alex about to cry about his monkeys
>We're still on /tv/
Starting to think Sam and Jet did actually pay for the full 6 weeks (And couldn't get a refund)
>>212439566S1 immediately after had the camping arc. S2 was terrible terrible. We had Brian Ck drama and the show wasnt watchable again until he left
>>212439600>not posting about mid girls means its astroturfedbrainrotted simp
>>212439609Wow hecking epic bro
why does frank have so many cats
This stream has been the kino we've needed and the only person who hates it is the pedophile kLaus who has posted every 60 seconds straight since the bake
Was Alex's voice always this high pitch?
https://x.com/Donnyfishwatchh/status/1930985055381283316
What's she saying he's on, speed?
>>212439621If you spend day in and out posting with the same people, it's very easy to tell who is new here.
I'm grateful for this stream because it saved the threads from simposting
>>212439636Sam saw this and said zoo wee mama
What is the point of these threads anymore. The show has been offline for 2 weeks and there's no more Jet schadenfreude to enjoy.
more 666 marky /r9k/ hack_blastard nina type stuff
EMERGENCY CRYOKEEN MESSAGE
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1kvJpyoqqjXxE
EMERGENCY CRYOKEEN MESSAGE
alex b killed his brother
>Jon had sex with Shadi
Jon Won
Dead Internet theory in practice
i wanna go fast like ricky bobby
>I WANNA GO FAST LIKE RICKY BOBBY
holy shit i forgot about this completely
donโt disrespect trish frank
>>212439700>STOP ACKNOWLEDGING SEASON 3 EXISTS INSTEAD OF POSTING BANTFAGGOTRY NOOOOOOOOOO
>>212439689Just like Klaus crazy
I left the threads around the time Ellie was shown wearing Jet's shorts. Did anything come of that or what
>>212439700nigger do you think bots are actively watching this stream and posting about it?
>>212439721I didnโt kill my brother faggot, KAW
>>212439723she said nothing happened
>>212439723yeah she coped by saying it was her friendโs shorts who bought them cause he was inspired by jet
Noooo stop noticing the obvious tactics we are using, reeeeeeee
>>212439608every time she streams she looks insanely pretty
>That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, Burt.
kek facts
>>212439723yes, jet failed to fuck her despite trying hard for 2 weeks
I just love my monkeys, man
>>212439746Yeah the wiggers are astroturfing alex b 5 in the morning because....................
>>212439758wait what was it
No way Frank is 215 pounds kek
No more you's for KLaus or bots
>>212439779I wish I knew to watch his streams more often.
>>212439723Forensics experts determined that they were different shorts. Afterwards the story lost steam.
i have pornographic instagram reels to watch, can they wrap this shit up
>Alex Flexing a Jimmy endorsement
>>212439797fuck off klaus
how does frank live in a nice looking house after he got fired from publix
>>212439764this is probably what got her blacklisted lol
Alex is the best lmfaoo, what a tard
>>212439803>a ringing endorsement
>>212439723Nothing happened.
>>212439204We'll see but I doubt it. She is an introvert no matter how badly she wants to not be.
She doesn't even answer DMs on Instagram let alone a discord server full of simps.
>>212439816Probably her gf
>>212439764>believing someone who unironically uses the term "elligations"
I wish Frank got to hassle Jimmy
>ellie dressing up in the clothes of her 14 year old discord grooming victims
>ermmmm actually do you mean DEROGATORY?
Can't wait to see Frank's streams...
Is Alex B supposed to be an annoying crackhead?
Is he from Mississippi?
>>212439819He's not a tard. He's more serious than you think.
>>212439833her simps are severely ill and delusional itโs not worth it anon
Remember that guy who was on season 3 last month who was getting 30 views? Yeah, now he is so kino, and we are all apparently watching him how? we just are ok cool.
i just came back from the gas station with nicotine gum and a can of monster and now i'm on /ftl/ fuck my life i'm so nontent it's 2am
>>212439858The stupid ass 18-year-old had no idea that people would be able to dredge up a photo of Jet wearing his shorts. She probably thought it was some inside joke to Jet uploading the pic online. Get fucked, Ellie
>>212439764They are Jets letโs be real
>>212439764Yeah....haha....what a coincidence....
>>212439833i dont believe her per se, i believe that jet is a failure so he failed with her
>jetsuckers want us to believe that he is some sort of pua master and chad with aura who can fuck even models>but they also run massive damage control when someone points her agei am pretty sure jet creeped her and she didnt let him in
Should we big up Payton or Binx or Simbal. Naw we are only getting paid to hype up Burt and Alex.
jets simps continually pushing this shit just makes jet look worse not ellie
You r9k virgins dont understand anything
>>212439898Then why is she lying about the shorts, anon?
>>212439851He's from Kentucky.
>>212439764Same shorts that Jet gave Letty to put on after they passed her around
Also she was wearing his pants in the photo before
>>212439776Burt asked if he and his wife have an onlyfans and if they'd like to collab.
How does burt doesn't understand the concept of changing an opinion?
>>212439898You're acting like Ellie is some untouchable supermodel, when she's just some dipshit high schooler
these guys are going to be up for another 6 hours because alex isnt going to stop talking
>Ellie unfollows Jet
>Jet arriving in her live suspiciously after shorts are mention to run defence
>Shorts arenโt hers they are a friends that just so happen to be the same as Jets
>Her friend knew and was trying to troll her
>She is a virgin! She swears!
>>212439898its so obvious what actually happened was that yes jet was attempting to groom her, he was aware people were onto him but hadnt succeeded, thats why he asked to be excluded from a photo. He thought he could keep doing it but he received so much flak he chickened out and left
Jobe is such an unemployed dysgenic freak
Ellie fucked Jet and will milk 4chan simps for their money
>>212439851Kentucky. Even though he comes from big money he has a distinctly Appalachian white trash accent similar to some of my in-laws.
>>212439898You've been running defense all day and night man, give it a rest. You'll have plenty of time to do it in the many weeks ahead.
Kev the religious male model? No we can't push him. Let's push the Chungus Rape nigger sam hyde loves that shit and he is totally not a grifting jew shill. Brownthumbs up all around
>>212439931shes basically a model and way out of jets league. Jet would have to get underhanded and pressure into sex, weinstein style.
He really is hilariously dumb to be doing this right when diddy got life in new york
does burt have some OBS gimp doing all these unfunny captions
these people need fucking lives imagine still caring about any of this
>>212439954Just as wosie did before her.
>>212439924LMAO this is what melts the mind of the simp
Jimmy havent tried to weasel his way into this stream?
Jet is unironically trying to sweep him fucking a school girl jesus this is ultra grim type beats.
>>212439984no sign that she's lying
>>212439949We of the /FTL/ community cucked Jet
Never forget. o7
>>212440036Does not compute
>>212439911You moron, In the photo with drench you can't even see her pants
She ALWAYS wears baggy pants.
The GTA shorts have been proven to be different. They are not Jets.
She even jokes with her friend about it on IG live.
>>212440099Classic hack_blastard reddit spacing