Thread 212438037

He's going to join eventually edition

>>212436718

>>212438037 (OP)

he just joined

the payoff won’t be worth the wait

MONKEY KING IS HERE AND HE'S FUCKING RIPPING AND TEARING FUCK ALL YALL HATERS

how do you fix self esteem problems

Why was Ellie hanging with some random nigga

AAAAAAAAAA WHY DID MY BROTHER HAVE TO BE A PEDOPHILE AAAAAAA

oh sweet baby bro alex

simbal fashioning shivs out of household appliances and wrapping cables around his fists while repeating "don vorry aboud it" as a mantra was an absolutely fantastic mindbreak. i never got the "frank was btfo" angle (the stair fall was an accident and simbal didnt touch him)

>>212438072
she was with a group

>>212438072
WHY DOES ELLIE HAVE FRIENDS????

sorry baby bro

MILLENNIUM ODYSSEY THE WEB SERIES OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE

>>212438061
Bro is sweating wdym

kek alex didn't realize we already know he was gonna be on bloodgames

>THIS ISNT COMING FROM MY MOUTH
>yes.... your sweet mouth....

...........your sweet mouth

i'm so glad i stayed up for this

>>212438103
hes an angel

Pretty mad we missed out on Alex on Bloodgames 2 ngl

>I DIDN'T KNOW THE FISHBUCKS WERE REAL..............
>BUCKS

>>212438065
fake it til you make it

>The Bex/RXKNephew dancing incident happened at a Mondo event

Of course it did

finally some fucking content, alex and burt together are amazing

i’m cool with bein’ fuckin’ cool

Frank's presence ruining the stream much like he does fishtank

>>212438125
i dont think this works

>>212438121
trust the scott sullivan plan, they're pivoting

greg fucking dying at this lol

Which of the Fishtank chicks would be most likely to agree to be flown out so I can put my dirt in them?
I haven't emptied my balls in two days, it needs to happen soon.

This is kino

I've received every single (You) in the thread so far

>>212438116
STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Frank ate mcdonalds 45 minutes ago
>he's already eating again
What the fuck

Greg fucking dying laughing at Alex lol

who this

>>212438167
just a lil snack no big deal

>>212438170
his slut dumb fuck

alex b is like baby billy, this is nuts

>>212438170
just a lil snack no big deal

>>212438170
his girlfriend

>>212438170
frank's gf

>>212438170
his gf, he has pics with her. she’s been walking by for hours

>>212438182
>>212438190
>>212438191
i thought he was like us and went nogf

latest season 5 update

Greg Burt Alex b Frank and the Jew from S4

>>212438145
i don't know then, i prefer to ignore everything

Burt starts cracking and revealing it's a character when he has other people around him

burt and alex b aren't even trying to be funny

>you got some good ass acting
>yeah you got a good ass too
KEK

looking for a hot lil’ bro with benefits

>>212438149
Maybe kill yourself

>>212438170
what a revolting group of people

Is burt trying to be funny? Or is he being serious about sexually harassing alex?

you remind me of my sweet little brother...

>>212438200
where the fuck did you wander in from? go the fuck back to 2015 nigger.

god taylor sucks

>>212438214
kek this

>>212438167
is that a hashbrown or a mcchicken?

>>212438229
he is locked in

>>212438225
he plays up the character but he also wants to fuck alex

flubbin your fuckin bishop

aryeh wearing the fucking like 2009 weird al che guevara shirt is like the most intimate view into a man's psyche you could ever get

>>212438167
I just found out my local mcdicks is closed down for renovations for the next month. Bullshit I just wanted a quarter pounder now what am I supposed to do

>>212438149
betty unironically

I even think she's done it before

>>212438200
If Meg contacted anyone in this thread a said "can I live with you? I will give you a blowjob once a week and you can use my pussy once a month" they would say "yes" in a second.

>>212438194
is he still with the same chick or is it a different one

>>212438240
fish filet presumably, he said "Surf n turf" as he held it up

Fishtank needs to die forever

>>212438214
one of the best moments of S3 was as soon as the RV cam turned on and you could see him slightly smiling atter he said some bizarre shit

this almost feels like an arg or something lol these guys are insane

>>212438243
burt and alex are in a tier of their own

AH AH AH

>>212438250
$8 for a quarter pounder isn’t worth it at this point

Me reading this thread

Happy Birthday Trish

>>212438262
what a visionary, i'm gonna try that later

>>212438263
nah this is good shit

>>212438065
drugs

can't believe we had both these guys in one season

>>212438170
Franks beard

s2fags on suicide watch

mama mia i lost the ram stick inside of trish

>>212438250
hi hwuxg

>>212438263
This has to be a raid nobody on ftl has ever gave a fuck about any of these fucks past the season they were in.

burt's stream for new arrivals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2S_JHo_Bs

I'm not above it, I'm not below it

i'm flubbing rn ama

Keep my name out your dick suckin fuckin mouth bitch

>>212438299
generous

>>212438296
sorry we're not just repeating ellie angie claire catchphrases, check in tomorrow

MONKEY KING

>>212438296
Alex B is the funniest person that has ever been in the tank you have to be seriously delusional to deny this

>>212438065
Don't do the le fake it till you le make it bs, it has no foundation. True confidence comes from mastery in something useful. Become an expert in whatever it is you want to do in life and confidence follows.

Reminder Jimmy thought Famous House was the worst season

>I've never heard of bam in my life
>well you heard of that guy that was fuckin deceased!

S3 and S4 supposed content

>Frank eating food and showing butt crack when he gets out of his seat
what a loser

How did they fuck up a season with both Burt and Alex

Alex is right Bam would've been better on S3

Alex’s headspace is an impossible MC Escher area

I'm trying to get freddy in here but i think he's sleeping

>>212438311
I'm not complaining but it's straight up bizarre.

This stream reminds me why Alex B is the best to ever do it

>>212438037 (OP)
kill them all

Alex hasn't interacted this directly with fishtank ppl in a while right? I don't really keep up with him

>I just have to be a little nice to Alex and he starts sucking my dick again
fucking kek he can't help but attacking him

>>212438347
he moogs everyone from s2 easily

Letty calling Ricky homunculus was really funny

>>212438331
alex would've stayed if they didnt bring his wife on

I hope our Angie is sleeping well

The wholesome nigger chungus rapist still wants to fuck Alex wow hahahahahahahahahah epic

>>212438149
>flown out so I can put my dirt in them
gross dude

its heating up

>>212438366
friendly reminder

Damn Bliccy uploaded a cute IG story and than deleted it :(

>>212438353
Last time was when he was in the alex stein show I think

they could have just had a chill call

>>212438263
so lame
and their little minions come on here and try to shill

>binx didn't love you the way I did
>THEY'LL BITE YOUR MICROPECKER OFF

It's kinda funny but this shit is ip2 tier

i watched that binx alex whisper night live

Aryeh is Alex B endorsed

i'm gonna grape your monkeys
i'm gonna grape all three of em

frank is just like the wiggers, looping on the same low brow bullshit for the epic crash out

>>212438385
QRD?

>>212438318
I agree but frank and burt are massive homo fags

BINX MENTIONED

>>212438398
monkey andy and black andy

i like how arye is just scrolling through spongebob memes rn

frank fell off his chair and died

alex b just dropped a trvke on burt

alex is leaving

Wiggers take this shit to reddit or twitter its clear what you are doing

>>212438398
yea but I'm bored also Greg and the weird bald guy are nontent

Alex and Burt should stream together one a week. They should do their own radio show

kek alex keeps getting sidetracked to yell at burt

so is this the last night on /tv/

burt is a master troll

Frank is threatened by Alex and is afraid he'll take his new cash cow

So the stream is a rerun of Alex crashing out while Burt is the horniest gay nigga in the world?

Why doea faggot Greg think he's in a position to give life advice?

this shit is gold, I missed these guys together

>>212438408
burt house

>>212438429
Dont worry soon you will be back to talking about tj and trish and abi and all the rest of the boring faggots

>>212438435
alex would do good wherever frank isnt, frank just riles him up which isnt funny its boring

fuck I gotta watch burt more often he's so fucking good

me watching this and scrolling /ftl/ right now

>>212438460
h..hey burt dont stream alone with Alex, you need me there

Jet your tactics are shit homie

>>212438444
it's crazy how he obviously really wants to fuck him but he's still playing it up so much

>alex b getting trolled by burt of all people
grim

>>212438462
fag

#NOMOREHEROES

wow greg pulled out a whoopie cushion and alex was yelling and burt was being gay and frank is trolling epic style and spider-man was slinging webs and chicken andy was yelling at customers at the starbucks in vietnam!!
fishtank is crazy and we the fans love them for it!

#NoMoreHeroes

nmh.. moe~

>>212438426
when the season died

burt is trolling him so fucking hard kek

is this wigger redneck guy serious? burt seems to be trolling him quite a bit

Monkey King mogging this retarded faggot

>>212438479
show*

>>212438476
simp having a melty

rare jets

Alex is dropping sovl nvkes on Burt right now

THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THINK YOU'RE A MONSTER AND I'M NOT TALKIN ABOUT A DOPE KINDA BEAST

>>212438476
Cry more PC baby

And then Rod started making sound effects with his mouth, and Yariel said oy vey, and the black guy shat himself

>>212438476
claire seethe

>>212438476
>sam hyde pops in
>uh indians much? maybe get a skill you GAY NIGGER
>chat goes insane
>record donations

>>212438476
and not only are people in this thread actually watching it, they're defending it.

kek frank siccing alex on aryeh now

>>212438478
What're the odds that alex has any idea of what nmh is... I feel like him namedropping it was purely serendipitous

>>212438512
HaHaha help me saar IMm Indian!!

what aryeh is saying is crazy btw

>>212438481
>burt is trolling him so fucking hard kek
kek! burt ftw. reddit can't handle this good of comedy

>>212438531
te amo brownx

>>212438525
Why do you even watch this show?

>>212438528
pretty high, he has random video game and anime references lined up all the time

money

Alex is made to be one of those radio shock jockeys

>>212438476
it's not lookin good

>>212438531
i had a dream that binx farted and vomited on me and i havent thought about binx since the end of season 3 so whats up with that

alex b might be the funniest person of all time. every word out of his mouth is pure gold

>>212438534
you guys are such fags. i'm not the biggest burt guy either but it's pretty funny watching him make alex freak out

>>212438549
HA HA I GET THE REFERENCE BUT YOU GUYS PROBABLY DON'T GET IT

ENTER

>>212438544
yeah i guess he was a CSGO Professional or whatever the fuck

>>212438555
either that or a megachurch pastor

>>212438559
sounds like a nice dream

Who’s more retarded Alex or Jon

Yeah the way Burt ate the chocolate is disgusting I always had to switch cams

Aryeh is the kind of retarded that can't pick up context clues and it drives me insane

>>212438585
Jon

>>212438578
Whomst?

>>212438583
it was really really bad and offputting and i hated it a lot and i woke up in a cold sweat

>>212438598
anon instigating shit

permission

Greg fucking dying laughing while Alex thinks Burt's mic is going out but he's actually just putting on filters to further troll him

omg sam just kicked jon in the head

>>212438600
the biggest fault of s4 was that arye and daniel were actual full blown retards

>>212438547
He looks kinda decent here, he really needs to stop leaning into the wigger stuff

>>212438598
the claire signal

>>212438617
that shit was so fucking funny. sam loving freddy so much lead to some real kino

Burt is the worst part of his own livestream as usual

wtf ben is kicking cole out

>>212438629
it's not a joke that he's gained at least 50 pounds, possibly more

this is like a weird fever dream

ftl is compromised now awesome

>>212438617
sam roofied freddy during the house transition

>>212438629
He was like 60 pounds lighter there too

>>212438621
Are there any quality pics of Joop ass?

>>212438620
fucking this

>>212438637
he's quitting

BURTING OFF XD SCHIZOPHRENIC NIGGER MONKEY KING GREGGERS

It's a good cast

>>212438606
are you sure anon, it sounds kinda nice and you probably liked it a little be honest

jin just said he likes underage girls wtf clip that

I just picked off a piece of shit from my nail on my thumb and then squeezed the tip of my thumb and blood started gushing out

Sometimes you can see Burt crack a tiny smile
His pokerface is immaculate

>did you know alex owns monkeys, aryeh?
>what does he use the monkeys for?
here we go

I have a feeling Frank's going to have a lot of fun with the Jew.

Any of you guys playing umamusume

>>212438645
bant is both a curse and a blessing
all these casual season 3 faggots won't follow the threads there

Remember when Greg read fake DMs from Taylor on stream to justify stealing donation money from his viewers so she released the real DMs and Greg started crying on stream

>>212438665
Sorry not sorry nobody is talking about your nontent crush for a single thread

>>212438666
this would've been labelled as the best night in fishtank history

>>212438665
keep raging that no one cares to talk about mid e girls right now, go watch housewives troon

>>212438665
you're unironically a bigger faggot than him

kek burt’s deep voice filter

>>212438462
Fuck off retard

>>212438689
sauce? i wanna see this

>>212438679
Ellie if you’re reading this I love my monkeys man Benji and Luna and they love you man they love you they wanna watch you play that new Japanese horse cartoon game what’s it called oomoosamay something like that yeah

frank is doing the greg abduction to aryeh

>>212438677
all 12 viewers are going to be having the time of their lives

>>212438666
Another reason for BroTank to happen

>>212438708
spending the 4th with Trish would be amazing

i didnt see season3, but the burt streams ive seen hes pretty funny. why does everyone hate on him so much?

>Alex still seething about Connor
KWAB

lol alex calling connor "connie"

tight brat

check downs cam jimmy is sitting waiting for creature

Alex hates Connor? Why?

>>212438672
no it was really actually upsetting and she kept coming onto me when we were in a weird fishtank 5 house and i had to keep hiding from my boyfriend so i wouldnt get broken up with because binx kept farting and puking on me and also when i say farting it was like full spread eagle massive blast and it was horrible

>>212438710
the send greg a pizza challenge

connie 2012

>>212438722
Nice. Please tell me there's more of this cumsluts butt

>>212438679
yeah

MILK DUD

>>212438730
the nicknames he comes up with are brilliant

>>212438722
>brap

>>212438727
imagine his stream performance today but 24/7 in the house with director cam staying on him 90% of the time and feeding him wigger tts to react to

Why does Alex B suddenly hate Burt? They were like best friends

>>212438727
they just got annoyed by his schtick (understandably)

>>212438727
4chan contrarianism, he was the favorite in threads during the season

>>212438727
if you've watched for five minutes you've seen it all
it just loops. he shits his pants and talks about wanting to suck someone's dick and then he does it again.

>>212438749
Burt was aggressively stalking him

>>212438682
There is just something severely wrong with this that im sure all regulars can tell, but im too drunk to put my finger on it.

hi jobe

JOOOOBE

>>212438727
Nobody hates Alex B. He's the fucking MONKEY KING

Hi Jobe

It's so funny how the easiest way to rile up a fishtank fan is to call the show good

trish

Time for Jobe to bore everyone to death with his monotone voice

>>212438754
Yeah, among reddit tourists.

>>212438761
it's unironically burtcord

Is Jobe /ftl/ approved

>>212438770
such a good woman

i dont want to rape children, thats problematic :/

kill jobe with boulders

damn even jobe got fat

>>212438738
are you gay or femanon?
and oh that does sound kinda gross i thought you meant something much more tame kek

Haha!!! Wait til the subreddit finds out about this!!! Who else /burtingoff lololololol!

>>212438786
no

>>212438710
It’s in the /bant/ archives somewhere but basically Taylor got pissed because Greg put her name in a donation goal to visit her, except he never told her about it and got pressed to read their DMs on stream where he started making up lines from her to make it sound like she agreed to it. Then she just posted a side by side video of Greg reading the fake DMs and a screenshot of the actual DMs lol

nigga

alex i'd never rape you

>>212438786
no

>>212438779
thats something i genuinely dont understand about burt fans, they are actually parasocial and hate alex b, i figured they thought burt was funny content but i guess not.

>>212438786
No but I like him

>>212438786
pretty polarized, we hated him early s3 when we thought he was jets cousin and some still when we realized he was a jet rapper

why tf does job have so many monitors?

>>212438786
Of course

>>212438786
Fuck off Jobe Luke burt and greg are not welcome here.

How is Alex getting trolled by a schizo autistic retard

>>212438738
im gay :)

arye's grooves are a treasure map

>>212438777
alexis trips

is Jobe’s background the season 4 basement kek

>>212438831
back to burtcord fag

>>212438826
SEASON 4.5 BEGINS NOW

>>212438786
yes

my pussy hurts

psych anons, what does the binx farter and puking dream mean

>>212438805
im gay :)

>>212438830
Are you mad because Luke is a chad?

>>212438786
no

>>212438826
it's a green screen. When he moves his head, you see it glitch out

>>212438831
he's perhaps the most easily trollable individual on earth

>>212438854
let me rape it better

>>212438831
burt is a mensa mandingo and alex is a schizo simpleton

>>212438826
gooning set up for entire production crew

>>212438837
they’re actually a map of the finger lakes, Hunter Biden has the same map tattooed on his back.

why does burtcord have a genuine hatred for alex b? its really weird, giving queer vibes

>>212438878
literally me

Burt has met his match with Aryeh

He cannot beat the Golem in horniness and sexually loaded questions

He first asks Burt if he would fuck him and Burt just goes silent.

This is a power couple.

>>212438814
He brought it up on one of her streams, Greg is a faggot but her reaction was kind of insane she was trying to clout chase as much as anyone when the show was over

>>212438858
confimed binx haters are homosexual ?

>>212438878
now this is content I can get into

>>212438727
Season 2 retards hate fun

cocksucking nerds

>>212438854
fuck off shadi

>>212438786
He's fine but he got way too much praise during S3 because he was the only self insert.

SOMEONE NEW JUST JOINED THE DISCORD CALL

>>212438892
i dont hate binx i just dont know why she raped me in a dream and farted on me and puked on me

>>212438854
stop using it for storage

rare season 3 coded thread

lol i forgot alex said he was 26

Who would win a boxing match between Alex B and Jimmy

why is jobe here

>>212438860
I'm mad because you faggots are trying to push a narrative. You act like most of us can't tell who is posting. It is so fucking obvious.

>>212438754
Peak of Burt popularity was the gay male dating show night. After that people in threads got tired of his schizo bit

Does alex not have an internal monologue is that why he just speaks in a stream of conciousness

>>212438908
Is this Burt Himself or his mods

>>212438917
i hated it at the time but i kinda miss it brehs

>>212438919
he said he was 27 but then all his references were to like third eye blind and nintendo 64 games

>>212438922
Probably jimmy because he trained a bit since his match with jon

alex was on judge mathis too lol how did nobody find that

I’m jobie

Sam hyde is bisexual pedophile

Get Jon, Alex B, Feddy, and Burt in the same cell

>>212438955
they did on day one

This is not brainwashing anyone you are just kicking a hornets nest

>>212438945
and all of his siblings were 40+ lol

>>212438939
lol

>>212438971
that was a different show though, he just said that

What do people who pay 30 for Angie's Patreon get

Jet totally did not have drama earlier. Enjoy the minstrel show.

it was fun in the beginning but them baiting him to rage about the same shit from season 3 is fucking boring, of course thats what the braindead wiggers think is funny though

>>212438985
gross image

>>212438985
the last night of famous house...

>>212438985
I always forget that Smaack was there at the same time as Jobe

>>212438946
U T A H
S C I S S O R S
G U I L F O R D C O U N T R Y S T O R E

>>212438982
miss paypay

>>212438974
Gee any more cryptid post? Really femenine behaviour

>>212438985
smaack and jobe being there at the same time feels cursed for some reason

It sounds like they were gonna bring Burt on season 4 then secretly bring in Alex B to confront him. Would have been kino.

Is Smaack the most emotionally pure of all the Fish?

>>212439017
chances of wiggers actually getting their shit together and we get a proper season ?

>>212439017
no they were gonna do that on bloodgames 2, frank revealed it

>>212439017

Aryeh and Burt on cam would've been amazing.

Burt would've gone after Seth and Freddy ugh we were so so robbed.

Behead Jet

what is actually wrong with alex's brain?

>>212439005
>>212439015
they only crossed for like one night but it seems surreal to see them together

>>212439034
-100%

>>212439038
burt weaponized to rape the mde fanboys every season would be incredible

>>212438891
How was her reaction extreme? He pretended to read fake messages from her live on stream, exposing him for lying is based

ok it was kino for awhile but it's getting old now. I remember why everyone was tired of alex by the time he left now

jobe joined right before famous house ended
then connor joined right after fishtank began
not many people are remembering this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2S_JHo_Bs

still live btw and it's amazing

Jeet bots

this is nontent

>>212439070
No?! The day he left was the most content. His fat wife beat the shit out of Binx.

binx youre brown

when do we go back to ellie posting

>>212439073
because it was just a tiny window and jobe was just kinda there for a bit before he started actually doing things

i've only ever seen alex in sleeveless hoodies

>>212439070
more like frank and jobe just baiting bullshit while riding burts dick

>>212439087
That happened the previous day

This is the only zesty nigga we like btw burtcord bunch of faggots

Need to watch a Christian inspired tactical thriller, dealing with Angels, moon cycles, secret wars, teleportation, etc. after the stream is over

>>212439073
Connor and Jobe joined the same night didn't they?

Connor was first at least.

>>212439087
not the same day

>>212439073
Connor joined before Jobe nigga

yeah im tired of it.

>>212439092
whenever you want

>>212439060
Hahahaha this so much this!!!!!

Love to watch him jacking off and talking about fucking men with the rest of the subreddit!!!!!

>>212439110
>>212439112
i forgot!

Gregtank is unironically make or break depending on if she shows up or not

>>212439073
connor was there for the fishtank reveal and before jobe

>>212439092
Get her to make a Discord so you can post about her all day there, I'm sure she will notice you then

remember when production said alex would be dead before he got to the end of the driveway

>>>/bant/22886778
>>>/bant/22886778
>>>/bant/22886778
NEW

>>212439118
do you think ellie humps teddy bears

Fishtank is Reddit

>>212439066
Taylor sucks and is a shitty person but in this instance she was 100% in the right and Greg did need to be smacked down.

>>212439127
i said i forgot you fucking faggot

Alex should Markypost again right now

>>212439122
I'll watch Gregtank if they bring s4 fish

Remember when Alex said he was showing up to the ball brothers concert to shoot it up

burt is slurping on food again

>>212439131
shes already noticed me in her kick, i felt nothing. I need to be able to simp in a trance like state

it's a little sad that alex b never moved on from s3

>>212439164
I think Frank invited Freddy

Has Alex mentioned advil to Frank

>>212439147
Wish she'd hump my face

>>212439131

She has a discord account. All the badges and shit proves she is on there like 24/7

>>212439156
>African Americans have actually responded positively to your use of the n-word

Ellie would probably have to hump my BWC at first because it wouldnt fit

>>212439092
>>>/bant/

I don't know what I was expecting

>>212439092
when i wake up

Alex is just a skinny Ethan Ralph

>>212439204
i heard she wants to make another for her freaky ftl simps

Apparently she only communicates with her mentally 14 year old orbiters in some private chat somewhere

>>212439211
>>212439147
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751876982097426.webm

Yeah this got old fast. Also, burt is fucking such a gross nigger. He needs to be put down.

zoobo going to bed

>>212439118
lip slip?

So Frank said that Burt and Alex would've been on bloodgames 2 together but Alex seems to think it was gonna be during season 4

>>212439190
dude wipes bmw

This call makes me reminisce of season 3

>>212439244
this looks like some 1984 shit

>>212439264
well it's a rip-off of a show called big brother so it makes sense

Why is jobw still there?

I miss her bros

Is it time to admit that S3 (at its best) was the peak of Fishtank?

>season 5
>fantank
>but frank is there from day 1

>>212439296
yes

Remember when Burt was a gay rape nigger same such content

>>212439299
frank would be gone in a couple days

>>212439296
No contest

>>212439299
so they all suck his dick instantly and beg to be epically hassled?

>>212439243
I don't know why orbiters are always so stupid. It's so easy to spot them

>>212439296
yeah

>A few days ago it was the 24th anniversary of Smaack getting out of her group home

Awesome :)

>fishtank fans love season 3
>fishtank fans hate burt
what does this mean

>>212439309
no, frank does his iconic banana slamma on them and makes them crash out.

>>212439296
Yeah, when they did nothing, then cleaned for a week, then went on a trip to vegas theat was so peak (Reddit).

>>212439296
s2

>>212439322
he was part of a whole

>>212439330
I'm not the biggest Burt fan but he was literally the only remotely entertaining person after Alex B left

i thought once fishtank ended i would stop spending 8 hours at a time watching this shit

>>212439322
We hate his lifestyle but we was an integral part of the season

>>212439318
laughing my ass off at ian voting payton for no reason

>>212439340
the show was boring after that tho

>>212439296

Yes and if S3 hadn't had the worst back half of any Fishtank season (Outside of S4 getting cancelled lol) it would easily be viewed as the best season

S3 didn't start to decline until Alex B left which was on day 22, over halfway through. For comparison, S1 began to really decline after Jon left (Day 16) and S2 fell apart once Cole was kicked (Day 10)

This nigger has been eating for 3 hours straight

>>212439349
Well I hate that too but that doesn't mean shit. It's not the "I like this person's lifestyle" show

>>212439349
Kys Jeet

Ted was such a good actor that he said "where's the ice cream in this joint" on day 1 and it still took them over a week to figure out he was a fan

I miss dating someone as pure-minded as Smack. Places like this have rotted me

>>212439367
He didnt said that

great work burt, keep eating into the mic!

lol Frank begging his girlfriend to kiss him on stream

>>212439382
he said a similar thing that was clearly a reference

>>212439382
it was memoryholed

>>212439388
he got a kiss, when was the last time you got one?

>>212439370
ellie uh

Remember when Alexis said what the spruce haha

>>212439403
ya goy is IMPENETRABLE

>>212439418
Hi Mike

>>212439322
i cant imagine watching some pedo nigger sissy in penthouse farming tts and plushies
good that he farmed money from this retarded audience
but if you was watching s3 for penthouse, you are a freak
i spent 0$ on fishtank

>>212439370
she has tight vagina muscles i can tell

>>212439322
>fishtank fans

This is ftl

HOLY FUCK BRANDON BUCKINGHAM JUST BROUGHT AN ACTUAL HOOKER LMAO!

Just do an All-Stars season and bring Alex Burt Cole Jimmy

>>212439422
I just thought it was kinda funny watching him be schizo. I wasn't watching him jerk off all the fucking time

I’m gonna grape those monkeys

>>212439439
Dont add Cole with them

>ending our time on /tv/ with two guys samefagging about season 3 nontent
could be worse tbqh

>>212439370
my small spoon

alex acting like it's some big secret that he was gonna be on season 4 but keeps constantly referencing it

>>212439484
Kys esl faggot

>>212439402
fuck you

Did the green oval ever lead to anything on /tv/?

All star cast with Ella Trish Smaack and Angelina

Alex almost markyposted

>>212439493
...

>>212439495
helloooooooooo retard

>>212438037 (OP)
so does this mean he was going to be on season 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7wmK9c0uk

only one man can save fishtank

>>212439328
close second but peak s3 takes the cake

Why are these niggers streaming at 4am?

>>212439549
they're all unemployed

dead thread

>>212439358
Newfag take. Jon leaving improved S1 and the finals were amazing, S2 dipped for a day after cole left and only got better afterwards.

>>212439549
Unemployed

>>212439530
nigga Heil Nina

>>212439530
Ellie mein fuhrer

>>212439530
still a great song

The most astroturfed thread in ftl history

>>212439358
I think S1 had the best back half and the best ending.

She's actually the prettier sister.

alex about to cry about his monkeys

nigga heil angie

>We're still on /tv/

Starting to think Sam and Jet did actually pay for the full 6 weeks (And couldn't get a refund)

>>212439566
S1 immediately after had the camping arc. S2 was terrible terrible. We had Brian Ck drama and the show wasnt watchable again until he left

>>212439600
>not posting about mid girls means its astroturfed
brainrotted simp

>>212439609
Wow hecking epic bro

why does frank have so many cats

This stream has been the kino we've needed and the only person who hates it is the pedophile kLaus who has posted every 60 seconds straight since the bake

Was Alex's voice always this high pitch?

simpable mid

https://x.com/Donnyfishwatchh/status/1930985055381283316

What's she saying he's on, speed?

>>212439621
If you spend day in and out posting with the same people, it's very easy to tell who is new here.

>>212439636
Best girl.

I'm grateful for this stream because it saved the threads from simposting

>>212439608
trvke

>>212439636
Sam saw this and said zoo wee mama

What is the point of these threads anymore. The show has been offline for 2 weeks and there's no more Jet schadenfreude to enjoy.

more 666 marky /r9k/ hack_blastard nina type stuff

EMERGENCY CRYOKEEN MESSAGE

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1kvJpyoqqjXxE

EMERGENCY CRYOKEEN MESSAGE

alex b killed his brother

who bought em?

>Jon had sex with Shadi
Jon Won

Dead Internet theory in practice

i wanna go fast like ricky bobby

>>212439619
Pleb take

>I WANNA GO FAST LIKE RICKY BOBBY
holy shit i forgot about this completely

don’t disrespect trish frank

>>212439700
>STOP ACKNOWLEDGING SEASON 3 EXISTS INSTEAD OF POSTING BANTFAGGOTRY NOOOOOOOOOO

>>212439694
Base

>>212439689
Just like Klaus crazy

I left the threads around the time Ellie was shown wearing Jet's shorts. Did anything come of that or what

>>212439700
nigger do you think bots are actively watching this stream and posting about it?

Trish BTFO'D

cameron williams stream!

>>212439721
I didn’t kill my brother faggot, KAW

>>212439723
she said nothing happened

>>212439723
yeah she coped by saying it was her friend’s shorts who bought them cause he was inspired by jet

Noooo stop noticing the obvious tactics we are using, reeeeeeee

>>212439608
every time she streams she looks insanely pretty

>That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, Burt.
kek facts

>>212439723
yes, jet failed to fuck her despite trying hard for 2 weeks

I just love my monkeys, man

>>212439746
Yeah the wiggers are astroturfing alex b 5 in the morning because....................

>>212439758
wait what was it

No way Frank is 215 pounds kek

alex b is so kino

No more you's for KLaus or bots

>>212439779
I wish I knew to watch his streams more often.

>>212439723
Forensics experts determined that they were different shorts. Afterwards the story lost steam.

i have pornographic instagram reels to watch, can they wrap this shit up

>>212439797
fuck off klaus

how does frank live in a nice looking house after he got fired from publix

>>212439764
this is probably what got her blacklisted lol

Alex is the best lmfaoo, what a tard

>>212439803
>a ringing endorsement

>>212439723
Nothing happened.

>>212439204

We'll see but I doubt it. She is an introvert no matter how badly she wants to not be.

She doesn't even answer DMs on Instagram let alone a discord server full of simps.

>>212439816
Probably her gf

>>212439764
>believing someone who unironically uses the term "elligations"

I wish Frank got to hassle Jimmy

>ermmmm actually do you mean DEROGATORY?
Can't wait to see Frank's streams...

Is Alex B supposed to be an annoying crackhead?

Is he from Mississippi?

>>212439819
He's not a tard. He's more serious than you think.

>>212439833
her simps are severely ill and delusional it’s not worth it anon

Remember that guy who was on season 3 last month who was getting 30 views? Yeah, now he is so kino, and we are all apparently watching him how? we just are ok cool.

i just came back from the gas station with nicotine gum and a can of monster and now i'm on /ftl/ fuck my life i'm so nontent it's 2am

>>212439858
The stupid ass 18-year-old had no idea that people would be able to dredge up a photo of Jet wearing his shorts. She probably thought it was some inside joke to Jet uploading the pic online. Get fucked, Ellie

>>212439764
They are Jets let’s be real

>>212439764
Yeah....haha....what a coincidence....

>>212439833
i dont believe her per se, i believe that jet is a failure so he failed with her
>jetsuckers want us to believe that he is some sort of pua master and chad with aura who can fuck even models
>but they also run massive damage control when someone points her age
i am pretty sure jet creeped her and she didnt let him in

>>212439881
chink whore

Should we big up Payton or Binx or Simbal. Naw we are only getting paid to hype up Burt and Alex.

jets simps continually pushing this shit just makes jet look worse not ellie
You r9k virgins dont understand anything

>>212439898
Then why is she lying about the shorts, anon?

>>212439851
He's from Kentucky.

>>212439764
Same shorts that Jet gave Letty to put on after they passed her around
Also she was wearing his pants in the photo before

>>212439776
Burt asked if he and his wife have an onlyfans and if they'd like to collab.

How does burt doesn't understand the concept of changing an opinion?

>>212439909
she isn't

>>212439898
You're acting like Ellie is some untouchable supermodel, when she's just some dipshit high schooler

these guys are going to be up for another 6 hours because alex isnt going to stop talking

>Ellie unfollows Jet
>Jet arriving in her live suspiciously after shorts are mention to run defence
>Shorts aren’t hers they are a friends that just so happen to be the same as Jets
>Her friend knew and was trying to troll her
>She is a virgin! She swears!

>>212439898
its so obvious what actually happened was that yes jet was attempting to groom her, he was aware people were onto him but hadnt succeeded, thats why he asked to be excluded from a photo. He thought he could keep doing it but he received so much flak he chickened out and left

Jobe is such an unemployed dysgenic freak

Ellie fucked Jet and will milk 4chan simps for their money

>>212439851
Kentucky. Even though he comes from big money he has a distinctly Appalachian white trash accent similar to some of my in-laws.

>>212439898
You've been running defense all day and night man, give it a rest. You'll have plenty of time to do it in the many weeks ahead.

Kev the religious male model? No we can't push him. Let's push the Chungus Rape nigger sam hyde loves that shit and he is totally not a grifting jew shill. Brownthumbs up all around

>>212439931
shes basically a model and way out of jets league. Jet would have to get underhanded and pressure into sex, weinstein style.
He really is hilariously dumb to be doing this right when diddy got life in new york

does burt have some OBS gimp doing all these unfunny captions

these people need fucking lives imagine still caring about any of this

>>212439954
Just as wosie did before her.

>>212439924
LMAO this is what melts the mind of the simp

>>212439949
exactly

>>212439986
New

Jimmy havent tried to weasel his way into this stream?

Jet is unironically trying to sweep him fucking a school girl jesus this is ultra grim type beats.

>>212439984
no sign that she's lying

>>212440004

What

>>212440036
bot broke

>>212439949

We of the /FTL/ community cucked Jet

Never forget. o7

>>212440036
Does not compute

>>212439911

You moron, In the photo with drench you can't even see her pants

She ALWAYS wears baggy pants.

The GTA shorts have been proven to be different. They are not Jets.

She even jokes with her friend about it on IG live.

>>212440099
Classic hack_blastard reddit spacing