Thread 212439986

Jupiter edition

Prev: >>212438037

Should we just bite the bullet and become Big Brother fans?

A good woman.

>>212440005
I'm low-key thinking about it.

>>212440005
we should start reading books and watching real television and film there's an idea

WHY DID YOU BLOCK ALL MY PHONE NUMBERS

>>212440005
We're stuck with the S1-S4 cast of fish and freeloaders to follow and discuss their drama for the rest of their lives. It's not that bad. A ton of people only get 1 season for their fandom. Think of Firefly and Freaks and Geeks fans. We have 4 seasons some miniseasons worth of people to follow.

A great woman.

>>212440005
i used to really like it but i haven't watched it since the Evil Dick season

>>212439986 (OP)
Sooo uhhh mmm uhh i heard Jet fucked a school girl

>>212440011
This is why Vance was fired

Deep slumber with Ellie as you hold her.

watermellie

Now would be a good time to ask about sibel's blue balls

A great goblin.

>>212440038
>TJ is up to date on /ftl/ drama
Common TJ W

….yeah

>>212440036
jet is unironically trying to sweep "him fucking a school girl" (under the carpet). jesus, this is (reminiscent of) "ultra grim"-type beats.

You people all ruined MDE and are going to hell.

simps unironically believe ellie's lies in picrel what the fuck

>>212440054
elliemelon

burt in bg2 as sissy during apocalypse working with his ass for food and protection

Burt still doesn't seem like a real human being. He's even more bizarre up close.

>>212440079
Wait till people find out about how him and Chip promoted worldcorp

>>212440080
im old mde and i like jc!

>>212440005
I prefer to watch the Survivor of my country

>>212440083
what netflix anime character is that?

>>212440083
when and why was he ever dressed like that

Direnc is a good whore

>>212440093
Me too!

>mfw listening to this garbage
Guess no one gave a shit about the 10 hour long ADL exposé

>>212440024

Many have been saying this.

>>212440080
im old mde and i like bitty!

>>212440069
TJ followed Joopy within, like 2 days of hardcore Joopy posting he knows surprisingly more than people would think.

>>212440081
are these simps in the room with you right now?

>>212440081
They're desperate and delusional, there's no helping them.

>>212440111
checked

>>212440005

Its worse then FT arguably.

Just don't start watching Love Island. Then you are hopeless and a negro lover

>>212440133
Yes, they are

how come Ellie is always perfect on stream

>>212440106
>>212440098
it was the day of the lie detector tests and (i think) he was instructed to dress up because of a dropped Xavier plotline

>>212440111
Tru

>>212440124
I watched 9 hours of it.

>>212440081

For fucks sake she did not fuck Jet

He tried to but the /FTL/ community proved to her what a scumbag Jet is and basically cucked him.

Thats why he left in shame.

Ellie is not a whore. She isn't like Claire or Abi.

She may be a psycho and a bitch but she isn't a whore.

The shorts are different. Its been proven

God just shut up

>>212440162
>burt, why are you gae?

Ellie has to wear baggy pants to hide her underwear model physique
Why was the world so cruel to this little chud

Evil Kevin

>>212440162
gotcha thanks

>>212440161

She comes from money and has good genetics unlike the rest of us here.

>>212440131
coincidence obviously

Why is Jet fucking highschoolers he finds online? How has this shit not been shut down by feds yet?

>>212440182
too obvious bait, but ig here's a (you)

>>212440081
Pretty easy to believe considering they are different shorts. After that it became too obvious that you're just forcing it.

The truth is that guys who look like Jet (you) don't have a chance with a girl who looks like Ellie.

None of you Nu-Mde fucks are old MDE, none of you can tell me which film they were referencing at the end of Jerry Hates Wiggers or what kind of truck Arjun drove.

>>212440161
how long did this live last?

>>212440159
This one lol

>>212440212
this troll again? have a (you)

>>212440212
Please don't kill yourself when the boyfriend reveal occurs

>>212440212

The ones Jet has are either an older variant not sold anymore or they've been altered.

Listings online only show the variant ellie has

>>212440212
I don't believe a word of it, but go off, king

if I made a fishtank wiki separate to the shitty fandom one with the goal of being the most detailed and accurate repository for everything that has ever happened on fishtank, like extreme autism detail, would people here contribute ?

>>212440228
it was kinda short there was two

>>212440234
it won't be jet

>oh size 11
>double digits
>that's so hot
seeing how he is on stream, i now understand burt fatigue

>>212440228

It was around 20 mins I believe.

She was just grabbing a drink with her friend (the guy who loaned her the shorts) before heading onto a ferry to go to the zoo

>>212440005
>>212440148
BB is objectively better than FT. Higher budget. More planning. The challenges have more substance than the wiggers' "do this thing we just made up while huffing galaxy gas and we'll just randomly decide who wins" challenges. The producers of BB don't cuck drama and tension unless someone's life is literally in danger.

>>212440241
I would dedicate my life to ruining it just like you have all ruined MDE.

>>212440243
But it won't be you either. This weird cope you've invented about Jet self-inserters is just pathetic.

How does Alex B have the stamina to keep going like this?

>>212440189
Good Kevin

>>212440260

Drugs.

>>212440260
Meth

>>212440212
they are the same shorts though

>>212440182
>Ellie is not a whore. She isn't like Claire or Abi.
she pretend to be one, but she is too chicken to meet the consequences of her words she said jet is cute and more, it triggered his sex pest nature
so she is a mental whore
claire and abi did it

>>212440241
this should exist down to tracking every single Chris Point given out or taken away during season 2 and why

>>212440260
Some are just naturally fueled by their own bullshit

kek that Ellie simp is so far gone mentally it’s sad to see

>>212440203
Sure

>>212440257
so you are acknowledging you are a jet self inserter

>>212440280
It's just a troll farming for (You)s

I'm a Ben Taylor self-inserter

Goran won

>>212440204
>not been shut down by feds yet

theres only ever been one girl on fishtank thats been a good person and its fitting that she got away from this shitty show none of these new contestants are like her nobody will ever be like her

>>212440212
You guys are legit sadder than the Josiecels at this point.

>>212440275
calling a guy cute is basically calling him a fag

O no stop pointing out Jet fucked a school girl

>>212440161
dude has RIZZ

I actually self-insert as TJ, because I'm complete nontent

the mods should delete all fishtank threads the show is over and all the fans are pieces of shit

Jesus christ guys the seasons canceled. What the hell is there even to talk about?

>>212440303
truuuu

>>212440272
they are different shorts dumbfuck. on Ellie's the logo is on the left, while on Jet and Letty's the logo is on the right. Are you literally fucking blind?

>>212440272
>jetshorts5.jpg

>>212440295
No, he knows she lurks now and he's made it his mission to defend her.

>>212440313
how do you age into a fat pimply teenager.
Im 10 years older than him and i look better.
Hes got the worst genetics ever.

>>212440317
then they should delete every thread that isn't about a series that is in the middle of a new season or a movie that is currently in theaters

I self insert as mints

i wish i could sleep with jet and steal his shorts

>>212440005
its not 24/7 streamed it is ? how does that show even air ?

Plot twist: Jet actually owns two different versions of the shorts

ENTER LUCA

breezy

>>212440328
ellie's in a mirror.

I actually self-insert as KLaus dead bro, because I'm complete nontent

>>212440328
>Fucking mirrors, how do they work?

Jet <3

It’s pretty sad that you losers think someone like jet had a chance with a chick as attractive as Ellie.
You self insert as the fat loser wigger

Let’s look at the facts.

>shorts were proven to NOT be jets
>ellie values her virginity and would not give it up to a loser like jet
>ellie and direnc were the only ones in the hotel room

KLaus killed his own brother dont you know

>>212440385
You know Ellie...I get it.

What, Burt got his implants removed? Why? He still looks buff.

self-inserting as the guy reading this who's posts get zero (you)s and he has a headache and hasn't slept and is going to contemplate suicide while struggling to fall asleep because of the blue light he beams into his eyes for 8 hours a day

>>212440388
Ellie is not attractive.

The fate of Gregtank is in her hands

388
trying WAY too hard

>>212440405
i havent used a computer without max settings flux since like 2015

>>212440411
was she involved in seggregated?

>>212440388
That's nice, now check these facts.
You're a nigger

Ellie had Jet's shorts, but it's okay, because he's just that good of a guy to lend them :)

alex thinks bg2 is still happening lol

if jet did the same thing with a girl that was more in his league like a meth addict or fat girl, no one would have noticed. But he picked the girl that was way out of his league with the biggest following.

>>212440429

No but apparently she's up for doing a set/'hanging out' on Congregated

>>212440005
It hasn’t been good in years. But pre 2020 big brother mogs fishtank completely.

you’re so fucking disabled dude

>>212440433
Good guy Jet :)

>watching ellie get pumped and dumped by wiggers, fellow fish, and fans over the next 5 years
gonna be funny to see

>>212440434

jet here, bg2 is still happening

you really think we'd just abandon the fans and rugpull them like this?

jet marking the girls he fucked with gta vice city shorts is kinda funny ngl

>>212440396
Exactly

alex and burt cant stop yapping so we can hear why luca wasnt on s4

Jet fucking a school girl is kinda weird

like i'm into jet

>>212440476
go to bed ellie

imagine even thinking about giving jet money after this lol

>>212440459
Nigga loves his vice city.

Payangel bro put the new PGL up, it's one I actually want to watch. Most of the future ones should be good since they'll probably talk about released sketches

Wow Claire rimmed niggers and Jet what is worse?

>>212440005
Big Brother shits on this retarded garbage and even the cookout seasons because they racially awakened a white normie audience in a way that Sam Hyde has failed to do

>>212440408
its ok I'll respond to your bait

>>212440272
>Bigger Rockstar logo
>Darker Rockstar logo
>Logo distance to blue stripe is bigger
>Ellie's shorts are brand new with factory-white fabric
>Multiple witness statements confirming that they're different shorts
>I inspected Ellie's hymen and found it intact

This clears Jet of all charges

alex cutting in and out every time he starts screaming is so funny

>>212440476

God I wish this was Ellie

If this is Ellie please just post it on your IG so we can put the debate to rest.

>>212440272
The shorts Ellie is wearing look too shiny and new while Jets shorts look like they have been stained and washed about 100 times.

>>212440504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>212440392
The grim part is that it's kLaus posting these messages. Truly worthy of this satanic program.

80% of ALL ftl discussion with no exaggeration is guys posting about other guys fucking a girl they've never talked to or something pedophilia adjacent

>>212440482

I see Frank and Alex but who are the other two

>>212440530
jobe and luca (s2.5-3 cameraman)

>>212440527
Theres some random orbiter now?

>>212440530
jobe, burt, and luca

>>212440495
>Big Brother shits on this retarded garbage and even the cookout seasons because they racially awakened a white normie audience in a way that Sam Hyde has failed to do
Mind going into detail about that?

who's burt

>>212440529
It's really like a portal to hell. Jet Neptune has forced us to look at ourselves and what we've become and it feels like being skinned alive in an endless screensaver loop.

>>212440537
Oh ok nevermind
T >>212440540

>>212440545
cookout is whenever there's a black alliance that try to get all the white people eliminated first

AIIIIEEEEEE I KEEL YOU SAAAAARRRRRRRR

>>212440549
i am

Why wasn’t he and Vance a part of S4?

>>212440529
Fishtank should never have been made, thankfully it is dead now

Satan is Ruler of This World

>>212440064
I love this Lil brat

>>212440576
he was about to answer but alex cut him off to screech at burt

bill <3

>>212440495
Sam hyde fan favorites are a Navajo girl who is actually mexican. A Chilean who has black and jewish heritage but is somehow a mega racist. A wholesome gay rape nigger. And last but not least, an actual subversive jew who loves musicals and SpongeBob. Somehow this is fishtank and not a mde skit this is reality.

>>212440576
everytime he's asked, burt and alex start fighting

>>212440545
Not really, I just enjoy it more than Fishtank because the consistent digestible episodes are more to my liking than hundreds of hours of streams. I still check the streams in my free time combined with checking the hashtag for highlights but it all just feels a lot cleaner and more professional in a way I appreciate.

>>212440583
Don't put shit like this in our threads man

>>212440585
she loves you too

>>212440530
LUCAAA

>>212440522
Grim

>>212440606
kek

>>212440529
Yeah it’s called a waifu war. Welcome to the shit.

>>212440596
who's the chilean?

666

>>212440529
jets fans are all r9k cucks like jet. Jets an incel that can only get any by grooming.
They all have this insane cuckold mentality and are pedos to boot.

>>212440594
more bill ottman type stuff

>>212440594
Finally, a good post

>>212440504
Forgot to mention that Letty's shorts have dirt on them. White fabrics are almost impossible to maintain. Even so, Jet wouldn't let her keep the shorts, because he'd try to cover up his attempt to go after Ellie. And Ellie wouldn't publicly wear the shorts only to then deny that they were Jet's. Outside of the physical evidence that they're different shorts, the whole story doesn't fit together.

>>212440632
Jimmy

>>212440611
She was fun last night.

ellie <3

saying 666 to ward off wigger spirits like a crucifix

>>212440594
Suddenly I feel... safe... warm?

>>212440632
Jimbo

angie <3

>>212440653
>>212440667
oh i SEE

>>212440594
bill bake next pls

josie <3

seeing bill ottman in a bad /ftl/ thread is like taking ibuprofen after an all-nighter

Jet fucked Ellie then branded her with the GTA shorts and you're just going to have to come to terms with that

>>212440655
Delete this or else

i love ibuprofen

do it for her

The beautiful kalei

>>212440658
>that photo that looks like the facial abuse girl
hehehe

Fucking Joopy to Death From Above 1979 while we are both monged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OuBWWtRLI

you now remember jet liked smaack because she reminded him of joopy

>>212440714
WHITE WOMEN MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKK

jet neptune gets rimmed this morning

>>212440658
>>212440692
>It's mainly just them sitting down somewhere
Time, flat, circle y'know how it goes.

ive heard people mention theres an actual fish tank discord, is it just a jet circlejerk or something?

has anyone else been watching the stream since it was greg and freddy

Why do these 2 get along so well despite everything

>>212440735
I didn't watch gregtank
What do i need to know

>>212440720
Fuck you are right

Now we’ll never know why Luca wasn’t in s4

>>212440707
or else, WHAT?
>>212440720
He might not be good at his job but he seems like a good brother.

>>212440751
he jerks off to her and shes a whore its a symbiotic relationship

>>212440751
The only other person in the out group is Rachel it makes sense they stick together, desu.

>>212440751
They're cool, in her last stream orbiters were seething about him wanting to join the stream and she just let him on instantly lol. She's a good person.

im glad this is the end of Sam hydes career. Fishtank is over, there will be no more money for him, all thanks to his wigger assistant

>>212440745
in the background while working

KELLEH
YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON
FOR THE BABEH

I miss this

Jet, let me love and treasure your sister, you weird faggot

angies pedo baiting is too much, i somehow feel less dirty simping for Ellie who is an actual schoolgirl

she is quite silent since adl lore about van and his pills dropped

>>212440765
I feel like he avoided that question desu

>>212440830
Anyways

You wont deny me a Joopy gf

>>212440852
ai has gone too far

>>212440824
My favorite Claire moment was when she watched this shit and just ended the stream when it Burt started raping Greg lol.

>>212440849
This fat clown's day of reckoning is coming

>>212440830
We got it bro, this is like the 10th time you've brought it up.

>>212440849
she's too busy getting fucked by cosplaying twinks at anime expo

Angie is more pedo coded than Ellie.
Ellie is just a normal Asian tomboy while Angie dresses and acts like a child to attract pedo simps and paypigs

Daily reminder
Ellie has been the worst thing to happen to fishtank in all 4 seasons, there's nothing worse than a soulless chinese NPC acting "based" on instagram after providing 0 (zero) content on the show
If you enjoy the show on ANY level, your duty is to filter 100% of the ellie simps out of the threads

>>212440889
hahaha

>>212440868
That or her entire reaction to the first 5 minutes of false hawks.

>>212440908
normal? ellie is a girl with the body and face of an underwear model, that somehow identifies as a white guy.

>>212440918
Chudgang>Ellie

but yeah she is awful

>>212440908
Welcome daniew
How did it smell in the tank?
The thread is dying to know

>>212440889
>mfw i felt sorry for ricky
>then i discovered hes probably richer than i am

>>212440851
He figured it would just be two retards yelling at each other endlessly and left

>>212440889
Alex finally gave into his intrusive thoughts. Hope he had a nice Choc on the rocks™ afterwards.

Jet only fucks passed out drunk girls

>>212440852
now this is what i want to see from ai

>>212440908
Exactly. Being attracted to Ellie is normal whereas only pedos want Angie. Honestly these people are disgusting.

>>212440918
i look at it differently. Sam Hyde much like the white race is dead. Sam and jet represent the dysgenic death of the white race. They have no energy in them anymore.
They are however the manure from which new life can grow. This is represented by Ellie a beautiful flower that will rise out of the shit that is fishtank.

Does anyone remember im season 1, the website would glitch when the le entity made an appearance?

>>212441000
how was s1 so much better. I even remember there was less of the edgy bullying shit

>>212440998
>Yellow fever fag low-key white genocide posting
You guys are no different than the blackedfags.

im not into girls who smoke

>>212440985
angie is older than ellie. my brain and dick both know that. wanting the 18 year old virgin highschooler is more pedo-like

Jupiter facilitates jets predation by getting young girls black out wasted and then handing their limp bodies over to him. Sam doesnt (yet) know the extent to which Jet has been fucking around on his dime. All Jet and Bens credit cards are maxxed out and they're literally broke. Sam is propping everything up. Jet has fled the state of massachusetts and is sailing the south telling Sam he's looking for new fishtank properties but he is hiding from the numerous people in new england who want to kill him. More updates to come.

>>212441022
Base

>>212441016
your brain is melted by porn like a typical white cuck
WMAF is nothing like your cuck fetish

>>212440889
The gore in these is really fucking funny

>>212440998
>>212441037
incredibly based posting Ellie. WMAF is the future. WMAF supremacy now

burt may genuinely be about to accidentally hack a hand off

>>212441030
Ive heard this

>>212441030
I will save Joopy and kill Jet behind her back

look at you now
we're all dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2S_JHo_Bs
burt has an axe
captcha: axaws

>>212441016
>if you are attracted to a hot asian girl
>its the same as nigger cuck shit
fuck sake your brain rotted.

going to bed hoping i dream of bill ottman

>>212441037
Nigger, you're the one getting off the to "death of the white race", your brain is fucked.

niqqas be like angie is doing too much as if we haven't all jerked off to ig reels of yknow

bill ottman is such a fucking unfunny /bant/ circlejerk joke

>>212441088
it's better than lenard posting

>>212441088
bill and joopy>S4

>>212441085
no one actually cares about the "white race". Who are your thought leaders? fuentes? that's a spic name.
There will be a new race.

what's next for shadi?

>>212441105
>American typing

>>212441088
i find it amusing. a meme about the most nondescript default white guy imaginable.

>>212441118
Dead hopefully

>>212441124
because europe is doing better? White nationalism is a lost cause. Its peddled by trolls and clowns.

>Brings up Nick the spic
Yeah I'm not giving this pornsick tranny anymore (you)s.

>>212441132
its literally just nigger "wypipo be like" posting

Jet has fired girls for refusing to drink enough alcohol and he's fired guys for telling the girls he raped what happened to them. There is a massive amount of former staff and girls fathers who are on the warpath. Ben knows and facilitates all this and everyone else is kept at bay with ambiguity and threats. Sam doesn't even know about this but there are people Jet has literally hired on MDE dime to do his shopping and day to day for him because he knows he can't go outside alone. A working theory that exists amongst former (and some current) staff is that Jet deliberately fucked up the contracting and legal paperwork so theyd have an excuse to get out of the area because he has made so many enemies and hurt so many women.

>>212441133
harsh

>>212440908
yes, ellie is from millionaire family and she is quite privileged, while angie has to take regular job in wallmart, or sell her lewd pics, or bait some miami wannabe pedo millionaire for her childish look
ellie is privileged, angie has to work for her money, they are from way different backgrounds

>>212441141
what does spencer have to do with anything

>>212441135
>White nationalism

That is a pipe dream

bill ottman don season his food

CK's insane but still would
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751884510057108.webm

>>212441144
woof

Don Jolly

>>212441159
if angie played her cards right, she could be a millionaire too
but shes too dumb like all hoes and dont realise parking your thot ass outside silicon valley and meeting rich nerds will get you insta wealthy.
This is why asian girls are winning the race war.

>>212441146
Gets her friend addicted to drugs and publicly humiliates her latin fuck boy naw. fire shadi into the sun

Am I understanding correctly that Alex and Jimmy are working on some piece of shit show called doghouse

>>212441213
shadi has the version of the midas touch where she breaks everything she touches

>>212441223
the least watchable show of all time

>>212441223
Stay tuned

bill ottman is my nigga

>>212441144
>Jet has literally hired on MDE dime to do his shopping and day to day for him because he knows he can't go outside alone.
i believe this just because hes fat and lazy

>>212441023
No you are just a sick man

jet removal status?

I hope Sam fires Jet because of the s4 fiasco and promotes Ben as the head showrunner

>>212441213
Qrd on this?

aperture paid $3000 to bring alex b to minnesota and asked to live with him

Bros I only join these threads for nudes, is there somewhere online I see them so far? Guessing I'm not the only pathetic gooner in here

>>212441265
Everyone is saying this

>>212441267
That fat brown creature is gay?

>>212441275
many of us are so pathetic we are able to goon to barely arousing low res clothed camera stills

>>212441265
Aren't Ben and Jet evenly ranked?

>>212441292
YOOOOO

>>212441266
Got abi on drugs and humiliated her Latinx boyfriend on bant.

>>212441105
possibly the most ironic thing about racists that read extreme race theory stuff. Is none of them realise that every single writer on the topic was advocating a new race. They didn't want "white people"they wanted something new,
Racist reprobates look at a subhuman like jet and wiggers and think this is fine

>>212441275
>is there somewhere online I see them so far?
simpcity has a fishtank thread

>>212441305
What drugs though?

>>212441292
TJ did this gimmick better

>>212441334
>no heart on statue of liberty

its cute how ellie is a bit shy around her 35+ fans.

>>212440212
>>212440272
I can't take it anymore

>>212441333
You need to lurk more lil nigga it is annoying as fuck to go over lore again and again.

Fucking Eli, I had all my donations ready and lined up to give to her and then the shorts came out and I just...
I can't do this anymore

>>212440998
>>212441037
>>212441105
>>212441135
The first poster to be worst than Klaus, congrats.

>>212441353
in other words, you don't know either

>>212441353
I don't believe you bro. You can't even say what drugs. Like theres a big difference between something like weed and crystal meth.

>>212441378
shes on suboxone now i dont know drugs

"I guess the personality of predators and child molesters, I find it titillating and interesting the way how they seek out their victims, isolate them, shower them with affection, pretend to be interested in the things they're interested in. I like to study the way how child molesters and predators act and behave, and I try to use it to my advantage in some instances and situations, not all the time, but just when I feel like there's someone special I wanna focus on and target."

-Burt

>>212441356
its funny reading her underage beta faggot orbiters fight over who is going to win her

Leaked dms indicate she's addicted to opiates to the point where she went to an addiction clinic to get on suboxone.
It's bad.

>>212441409
>used up and spit out by the tank
she's going to remember jet's babyface huffing and puffing and wheezing his cum into her until the day she dies, and for what

>>212441409
lol

>>212440117
>>212440093
based oldheads

>abi fucks jet
>gets hooked on opiates
>claire fucks jet
>gets hooked on booze
>ellie fucks jet
what's she gonna get hooked on bros

>>212441378
>>212441388
MDMA why do you think the abi mewing pic was so funny to people jesus. Abi lived in LA pretty much homeless with Van and shadi getting passed around, but i guess you didn't know that.

>>212441265
>>212441292
Ben is no better

>>212441460
nothing because she didn't

>>212441469
he'd be infinitely better

>>212441469
Wrong, he's a princess.

>>212441474
whatever you say lil bro

>>212441454
i remember going to a nice steakhouse and hearing over the music speakers higher love. And i couldnt stop laughing

Alex is going to be on Doghouse with Jimmy

>>212441491
> bro
wigger self inserter

burt was so mad at alex for not being his friend anymore he went non verbal for 10 minutes then ran away to do this

>>212441500
oh no, it's a schizobro.. ig it makes sense you're too far gone as an elliesimp

>>212441498
So they are having the best of the quitters kind of season?

You're sorry?
YOU'RE SORRY?

>>212441511
> thinks jet has clout

>>212441409
who is?

>sam: i am wholesome chungus
>also sam: recruits a gay nigger onto his show

>>212440031
My dude here comparing FTL to Freaks and Geeks and Firefly lmaoooo

>>212441508
Wow haha epic bro you should defo not kill yourself

>>212440005
BB are chock full of coddled nontent and shitters. ian and luke were rare exceptions. Too much censorship. only advantage is they let them get naked but i think even that's censored. no Ellie and Abi type stuff on BB either.

>>212441535
cobra cuck is mad funny

>>212441498
I'm guessing Frank and Burt as well?

lmao

>>212441538
okay

why does Burt have a weird accent now? he didn't have it during season 3

>>212441519
hopefully, but not likely

>>212440035
would COVER her face in CUM
I LOVE FISHTANK

When does the Burt advertisement end?

is jokersupdates a better site than fishtanklive?

Just took a big fat Ellie and it fucking reeked

>>212441547
unclear

>>212441508
this is hilarious

i'm hoping at some point down the line Ellie announces shes belongs to the BWC.
I've seen other asian egirls do it and the shitstorm that follows is the most beautiful thing in the world

wtf is going on on burt's stream?

>>212441580
hes fucking some hats with a vibrator

for some reason the last week of these threads have given me the giga-ultra-ick and makes me want to delete everything remotely related to fishtank and never look back

>>212441555
Tbf they lost me at Jimmy

>>212441567
lying turd who fucks wiggers? based anon

>>212441567
you took a Smellie?

ya goy is gonna hit the tayleigh cabinet and drop a big stinky smellie rn

>>212441588
it's going to get wore as the unironic schizos dive into their newfound obsession even worse than they already have... we're not even into the first month...

>>212441588
If it's any help, we have been infiltrated by discords and shilling, but yeah, it's over it's just when we choose to accept it at this point i guess

>>212441588
same it's getting kinda easy now because I don't care about MDE or Sam anymore either

>>212441548
>>212441617
kek burt kekk do something american faggots

>>212441652
>this what ellie saw when she had jet's cum blanket the walls of her vaginal cavity
>except fatter

>>212441640
i'm a pretty big ellie simp but im going to semi-bail on her because i really need to just unplug myself from this site for awhile.
Was going to do it today but laughed at the ridiculous shortsgate and watched her stream

>>212441665
im gonna eat your monkeys

>>212441665
Would love to wake up to his brains spattered all over the wall

Jet actively tries to hit on Juliana and has said rapey things about her to Ben and other staff despite the fact that she's engaged. No female is safe around Jet. There was a black girl who was at the house who Ben kept referring to as his "girlfriend" and it made her so uncomfortable she cried. Ben is no better than Jet and if Ben had the pull Jet has in the community he would be doing the same shit. A big thing with Jet is that he loves to play off whenever a girl says no and just keep going when it's in private but when a girl tells him no around other staff she gets fired that day. Jet also films everything he does to use as leverage against victims. Jet has raped, not "slept with", raped, upwards of 13 women and girls, some underage. Everyone tries to compare it to the Marky situation but as bad as that was at least it was a one time thing and they were in a sort of "relationship". Jet preys on multiple people and then throws them out like trash and Ben and Jupiter encourage and protect it.

>>212441691
Joopy is innocent!

>>212441691
Confirmed. I just saw this get posted on Reddit and KF. It's fucking real.

Wild Randy here AMA

she literally told you she's a grifter on day 1 and you're still so retarded you simp for her just because she's hot.

>>212441704
She's not. She approaches young girls (always under the drinking age) and hands them drink after drink after drink after drink. She complimentbombs them and makes them seem as if they "have a chance" with her brother.

No one likes the things I like.

Ben is the most talented/funny/smart guy in the MDE wiggerspehre but he is stuck with the retard Jet

how do we save Ben?

>>212441712
why are you so fucking fat

>>212441691
>Jupiter
I will protect her on the day of, and will happily decapitate him. Jet needs to meet his reckoning.

>>212441713
>you simp for her just because she's hot.
What's wrong with this though

wild randy here alex i've already sodomized your monkeys J J J J J

>>212441714
In America or Germany?

>>212441691
Any proof to these wild claims, or is it just more he said she said type shit. Also
>Accusing Joopy of wrong doing on /ftl/
No one is going to believe you desu.

>>212441722
he don't wanna be saved bro

>S2
Bruh the Fish have no fashion sense we'll do costumes every season from now
>S3 and S4
*Crickets*

Why can't Jet keep an idea in his head for longer than five minutes?

burt is on 11 different meds and testosterone

>>212441722
>Ben
>smart
I see you haven't listened to Hong Kong 2

Jet is in physical danger in new england. Jan brought up moving the set of BG2 to maine but jet shot it down because he knows there are people in maine and nh who are trying to kill him. Last I heard they were eyeing WV and Georgia. Jet hates texas because he has enemies there and he refers to the people there as "zombies". Every single one of his former friends have some kind of beef with him over his complete lack of morals and clout worship and without fishtank he literally has nothing and he knows it.

>>212441762
S2 was the Goat the only real season Bex was involved in. coincedance i think not.

>>212441734
nta but nothing

problem is ellie has orbiters that are playing games too. I have had a bunch of the stupid fucks try to troll me already for simping for her.
They cant understand some men just like cute girls, they think simps are super desperate and will do anything for it.
Im just sitting back laughing, got plenty of attention from Ellie already shes a cute girl and friendly

>>212441786
you're dangerous and creepy

>>212441780
im choosing to believe all of this

>>212441755
ask any girl who was there or any former staff not bound by an NDA. In fact even the staff bound by NDAs are starting to speak out in GCs because they know the depth of legal trouble the wiggers are in and they know they won't be able to enforce it.

>>212441780
Nice larp sodaman

>>212441780
i like how these are ramping up. hope it turns into "jet is being chased by head hunting papuan tribes" soon

>>212441762
they should never have done costumes

>>212441804
how?
>passively enjoying a girls streams and memeing and chatting with her is wrong

I have a feeling that Jet lies to Sam a lot

>>212441810
if i had a nickel for every time jet talked about his sister to seem more down to earth/trustworthy i would have 2 nickels which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

>>212441827
(1) the implication; and (2) what you'll start doing 6 months from now

>>212441691
i unironically believe all of this

the difference between an orbiter and a simp is an orbiter has been friendzoned or is a faggot that wants to be friendzoned.
A simp is not a friend

>>212441832
He GUARANTEED lied about the Jin situation, and Sam (who doesn't watch the show) was just like yeah let's get that little troublemaker out of here

>>212441838
can i have a nickel

>>212441839
what implication? im making it clear that i dont care that much.
Orbiter.

>>212441827
vgr would like a word

>>212441786
if your not trolling this is the most grim post i have seen in a while

>>212441862
I think he lied about Ellie's age to Sam also

>>212441832
You don't know the half of it. Jet spends Sams money like it's his own. Jet has no money of his own and yet he walks around in balenciaga platform sneakers covered in dirt and grime. He is right now as this thread is going on sleeping in the highest end hotel in Asheville or some mid sized southern city having young girls from his DMs over eating wingstop with Sams card because his card declines if he tries to buy anything. If Sam had any idea the level to which Jet has been stealing from him he'd beat his ass.

>>212441882
seething orbiter
>nooooo ellie is miiine
>she'll play video games with me!
lolololol

>tfw I live in Eugene

Should I hit one of her raves up?

the real bloodgames 2 will be the JCS video where sodaman squirms in the interrogation room after murdering jet

>>212441786
>got plenty of attention from Ellie already shes a cute girl and friendly
You already think you're better than the other of her simps just because she acknowledged you but you're just as sad as the rest of them.

>>212441869
not an orbiter, because I think she's an average looking annoying child. i've fucked 18-year-olds who are more mature than her

>>212441892
consider the rope, you life is pathetic

dr cross should rope at this point desu

>>212441892
>thinks everyone is an orbiter
yeah, you're definitely dangerous

is mints the only wigger who isn't a sex pest

the lovely jc

>>212441915
hes a gay little weirdo like jacob so he cant be a sex pest

>>212441832

For all Jet being a dumb galaxy gas addicted baby he probably knows how to deal with Sam and what he can get away with when running Fishtank

I bet Jet makes most of the big calls on Fishtank and 9/10 times Sam just effectively rubber stamps them because he doesn't give a shit

>>212441786
weird pilled

>>212441916
She's always around.

>>212441915
mints is a literal homosexual plus hes built like aunt jemima so yes

>mizzy actually told burt to back off from interviewing fish because its "her thing"
holy fucking shit lol

>>212441884
He didn't tell sam at all about ellie lol. Sam has this thing he does caught on camera, where if he finds something irl really funny or absurd, he breaks character and has to leave the room, to start laughing and compose himself.
He left the couch interview with Ellie because he though it was ridiculous that jet didnt tell him he recruited a schoolgirl of questionable age

>>212441916
is she talking about jet or Alex b?

>>212441939
shes such a queen

>call out ellie's orbiters
>they start seething

>>212441939

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST INTERVIEW FISH THAT'S MY JOB AHHH SAM HELP ME I'LL FUCK YOU AGAIN PLEEEAASEE

>>212441939
mizzy sucks worse than binx

>>212441939
fucking Sam gave her a huge ego damn

Because Ellie is so tight, it didn’t matter that jets dick was tiny

the s2 clothes sucked. the s2 cast all have their own fashion sense and didn't need them

>>212441884
Jet and Ellie have been dming since well before she was 18 and sam was pissed when he caught wind of it. Every girl you see on fishtank who isnt completely chopped is there because jet farmed them out of his dms. The "audition tapes" they make is just a formality, he coaches them on what to say in them so they appear as insane as possible for the show.

Who do (you) think should have been top 3 in each season?

>>212441977
hear hear!

>>212441963
wtf is this cartoon body
does she have a fake ass or something

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>>212439986 (OP)
>>212439986 (OP)

>>212441939
Both of them are absolute shit at interviewing but man is it obnoxious how Mizzy will rush to any Fish that had just left the tank in attempt to leach some clout while knowing nothing about them.

>>212441988
thanks

>>212441977
LMAO do you remember what tayleigh wore the last night of the show? those were her own clothes

bill ottman comforting sodaman as he weeps over the cancellation of bloodgames 2

>>212441984

When did Fishtank have a 13 year old boy with cancer on, was it a make a wish thing?

>>212441980
1.klaus
2.kluas
3.klaussy
4.klausson
5.klaustopher

>>212441988
I meant

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>>212441926
>>212441926

I'm retarded guys, sorry

>>212441999
this anon already got me covered kek >>212441984

>>212441987
big love handles so you never lose grip

>>212441977
nah costumes were good, but without bex theres noone with a fashion sense in staff im afraid. only some s3 fish had decent style

>>212441984
looking silly doesn't matter, it's unique

>>212441585
>cole hates social media and always planned to delete his YouTube when he returned
Holy shit its real