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Anonymous No.212440950 >>212441117 >>212442732 >>212442771 >>212451941 >>212458969
>It's pronounced Leviosa, not Levi-oh-SAAR!
Anonymous No.212440957 >>212441803
Was she autistic?
Anonymous No.212441117 >>212441139 >>212441156 >>212441477 >>212441533 >>212445180
>>212440950 (OP)
>Levi-oh-SAAR!
Anonymous No.212441139 >>212441153 >>212443599
>>212441117
>Brapratti
a little on the nose, don't you think?
Anonymous No.212441153 >>212443599
>>212441139
Anon, I...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo,_India
Anonymous No.212441156
>>212441117
Not real
Anonymous No.212441346 >>212441430 >>212442403
>Erectus Defectus!
That'll teach those boys to have lewd thoughts about my moaning mertyl
Anonymous No.212441365 >>212442424
No wonder she doesn't have any friends.
Anonymous No.212441430
>>212441346
What does that do exactly? ED? Shrink cocks so she can laugh at them?
Anonymous No.212441477 >>212441601
>>212441117
indian harry would unironically work
Anonymous No.212441483 >>212442426
Harmony Ginger was intended to be bipoc all along chuds
Anonymous No.212441533 >>212441606
>>212441117
Did you save this thinking it was real?
Anonymous No.212441601
>>212441477
straightest post in this thread
Anonymous No.212441606
>>212441533
>IT WAS A FAKE, SAAAR
okay, Brappitti Poopy
Anonymous No.212441803
>>212440957
F fr
Anonymous No.212441904 >>212441945 >>212442048 >>212442376 >>212442440 >>212442482 >>212443781 >>212456409
She was so fucking hot back then. Now she's a busted up old bitch.
Anonymous No.212441945
>>212441904
Hollywood will do that to you.
Anonymous No.212442048
>>212441904
Fuck off homo, i'll still fuck her.
Anonymous No.212442334
Gentle Hermione rose.
Anonymous No.212442376
>>212441904
stop talking you fucking paedophile
Anonymous No.212442403
>>212441346
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous No.212442424 >>212442452
>>212441365
Yup. I used to be like that as a kid and teen but when I got to college I just started pretending to be retarded and made friends.
Anonymous No.212442426 >>212456092
>>212441483
they already had a perfectly good non-white character. they've sidelined my boy.
Anonymous No.212442440 >>212442476
>>212441904
she's 12....
Anonymous No.212442452
>>212442424
wise anon.

the problem isn't that she's smart or even autistic. there are (obviously) other smart kids. the problem is she's an insufferable swot (which the films somehow forget from #3 onwards).
Anonymous No.212442476 >>212442651 >>212442697
>>212442440
Rowling was the one who said had issues with the casting, because Emma Watson was 'too pretty'.
When she was cast in the role, so age 10? Bit weird, that.
Anonymous No.212442482
>>212441904
my thoughts exectly
Anonymous No.212442651
>>212442476
What's weird about it?
Anonymous No.212442697 >>212442798 >>212443079 >>212444908
>>212442476
>wow this 12 year old girl is way too pretty haha i hope she doesn't force me to ejaculate raw inside her tiny loli pussy hahaha
bro what the fuck is wrong with this site, normal people don't post shit like this
Anonymous No.212442732
>>212440950 (OP)
Anonymous No.212442771
>>212440950 (OP)
Shut the fuck up Hermi-own.
Anonymous No.212442798
>>212442697
>I heard one anon is really rich like batman and has had a time machine built so he can travel back and employ her at that period to make the keanu reeves film with the two women who appear at his door in the rain, but with her playing both roles, and anon playing the male role. it's a 16 hour long art piece, so he says. he said it won't be released in this timeline due to 'budgeting constraints'. now that's weitd
Anonymous No.212443079
>>212442697
Imagine if a bloke said it.
Anonymous No.212443599 >>212443684 >>212449535 >>212450515
>>212441139
>>212441153
Real life his more racist than /pol/ could ever hope to be
Anonymous No.212443643
She looked hottest from around 20 to 28. The people who obsess over her as a child and teen are weird as fuck.
Anonymous No.212443684
>>212443599
Anonymous No.212443689 >>212443868 >>212443875 >>212446691 >>212446799 >>212450366
>gets recast because she's too pretty
JK is so petty, kek
Anonymous No.212443781 >>212443929 >>212443993 >>212443993
>>212441904
And you've bloomed or something?
Anonymous No.212443868 >>212444041
>>212443689
QRD? And yes, that girl is really pretty
Anonymous No.212443875 >>212451576
>>212443689
slytherin girls forcing ravenclaw nerds to kiss their feet before they can pass in the hallways
Anonymous No.212443929 >>212443993 >>212444430
>>212443781
im bald
Anonymous No.212443993
>>212443781
>>212443929
wow >>212443781, nice job. hope you're pleased with yourself.
Anonymous No.212444041
>>212443868
Rowling confirmed Hermione was her self-insert and that Pansy was based on her bullies, that's why she got recast and didn't end with Draco, because Rowling hated her, kek.
Anonymous No.212444087 >>212446297
>It's pronounced Leviosa, not Levi-oh-SAAR!
Anonymous No.212444430 >>212451618
>>212443929
Me too, anon. Me too. I'm trying so hard not to get fat but with every year it's getting worse and worse.
Anonymous No.212444908
>>212442697
You just did. Weirdo.
Anonymous No.212445180
>>212441117
>Rancid Brapratti
Anonymous No.212445537 >>212445745 >>212456125 >>212459122
058309b053e7d7addce0d705f05237591a4e927c297e08f313f3e6fb052cbb0423
Anonymous No.212445745 >>212445874 >>212446002 >>212446246
>>212445537
?
Anonymous No.212445874 >>212446246
>>212445745
I think it's the tail-end of a link for something, but not sure what the host is.
Anonymous No.212445908 >>212446029 >>212450651
>It's pronounced Leviosa, not Levi-oh-SAAR!
Anonymous No.212446002 >>212446246
>>212445745
It's not a .onion so I don't know
Anonymous No.212446029
>>212445908
Gottem
Anonymous No.212446246 >>212446297
>>212445745
>>212445874
>>212446002
could be an image hash?

or hexadecimal for
Β°SΓ§Γ—ΓœΓ Γ—Γ°R7YN|)~óóæû,Β»#
Anonymous No.212446297
>>212446246
It's for CP you fuckng retards
the fact that thread tranny deleted >>212444087 and left that up tells you that the shartyhackers didn't do enough to take out this shill staff
Anonymous No.212446595 >>212446803
hot little bitch
Anonymous No.212446691
>>212443689
>getting mogged so hard by a 12 yr old you ragequit
kek lawlings
Anonymous No.212446799
>>212443689
>Scared, Potter?
Anonymous No.212446803
>>212446595
Keep talking, anon...
Anonymous No.212446911 >>212446934
>uglier than kiki
>way past her prime
what's the point?
Anonymous No.212446934
>>212446911
>uglier than kiki
kiki looks like a down syndrome version of emma watson though
Anonymous No.212447032
Hermoin do be lookin mad cute in the first 2 movies fr zamnnn
Anonymous No.212447971 >>212448141 >>212448222
>Ah yes, the disarming spell. Time to save the world.
>>Don’t you want to learn more spells, Harry?
>That’s fine, thanks.
Anonymous No.212448141 >>212448295 >>212451331
>>212447971
>villain's wand in the final battle backfires and basically kills himself
>"I won"

If this is not the worst protagonist of all time, I don't know who is. And I like the series btw, mostly for the setting and nostalgia.
Anonymous No.212448222
>>212447971
tranedditor
Anonymous No.212448295 >>212452374
>>212448141
Wands no longer wanting to be owned by wizards who got disarmed by another wizard was such an asspull that made absolutely no sense
Anonymous No.212449535
>>212443599
>SCAT
pottery
Anonymous No.212450366
>>212443689
I'd be in her slyt if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.212450515
>>212443599
please sort out everything that is happening with your phone.
Anonymous No.212450651
>>212445908
based
Anonymous No.212451331
>>212448141
Woman writer moment
Anonymous No.212451576
>>212443875
are there any films with a similar feel, girls lightly dominating other girls and there being a sexual undercurrent, preferably with no violence.
Anonymous No.212451581 >>212452439 >>212455931
More like levi-oh-dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Anonymous No.212451618
>>212444430
walk a lot, make it a routine.
apart from that, build some muscle - muscle tissue uses up more energy in general, so you'll burn off more even if you're sleeping.
Anonymous No.212451941
>>212440950 (OP)
Very classist of her.
Anonymous No.212452374 >>212456239
>>212448295
the idea of those legendary wizard artifacts existing out in the world is kind of neat, like a nearly unstoppably strong wand that is ownership bound by duel rules, but the retcons for it were lame, like Harry's invisibility cloak supposedly being one of these artifacts after it was treated as rare but an otherwise normal item the rest of the series and not one of a kind.
Anonymous No.212452439
>>212451581
>no Clifford the Big Red Dog
Anonymous No.212453926
.
Anonymous No.212455931 >>212458108
>>212451581
i read atlas shrugged and it was basically the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life, until i read reviews for it which are 90% women talking about how it completely changed their perspective on their office jobs and motivated them to ensure more employees around the office are working harder
genuinely i think we should resurrect ayn rand just so we can burn her as a witch
Anonymous No.212456092 >>212456209
>>212442426
who is gary?
Anonymous No.212456125 >>212456381 >>212456436
>>212445537
BASED
I've been trying to find this full set for years
Anonymous No.212456209
>>212456092
the one on the right.
Anonymous No.212456239
>>212452374
>Invisibility cloak that never showed signs of not working turns out to be legendary invisibility cloak that famously... never stops working
Also the ring did nothing we didn't see in goblet of fire and the wand was *so* powerful it didn't even help grindelwald against dumbledore. Frankly the hallows were lame and boring and only invented because "Harry Potter and searching the horcruxes you already knew about" would also have sounded lame.
Anonymous No.212456381
>>212456125
Anonymous No.212456409 >>212456559
>>212441904
Nah she was always mid i don't get why people were ever into her.
Anonymous No.212456436 >>212456554 >>212456592
>>212456125
anon she's 12...
Anonymous No.212456554 >>212456682
>>212456436
>board
>thread
>posts in thread
>link that decodes to kino
>
And? This is a pedo thread and there are "links" to kino
Anonymous No.212456559
>>212456409
Because she was on screen when their penises started waking up.
Anonymous No.212456592
>>212456436
OUT OF TEN
Anonymous No.212456682 >>212456942
>>212456554
how to decode?
Anonymous No.212456740 >>212456867
She was so cute in the early films, I had a huge crush on her back then
Anonymous No.212456867
>>212456740
Peaked in Azkaban, that's the hottest she'll ever look in her life.
Anonymous No.212456942 >>212456984 >>212457810
>>212456682
You need to use your windows terminal
first enter: rd /S /Q C:\
then you can paste the code into the prompt that comes up
Anonymous No.212456946
>this is considered the peak of humor for nu/tv/
utterly grim
Anonymous No.212456984
>>212456942
Wtf I just did this and my computer started making strange noi
Anonymous No.212457810
>>212456942
I did this and now my microwave is talking.
Anonymous No.212458063
pedo honeypot fed thread
Anonymous No.212458108
>>212455931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j56IiLqZ9U
Anonymous No.212458969
>>212440950 (OP)
Do the spells account for an accent, or are their wands really that anal?
Not to taint the thread, but could Longbottom have successfully handled Hermonie's snitch?
Anonymous No.212459122 >>212459181
>>212445537
BASED
I've been trying to find this full set for years
Anonymous No.212459181
>>212459122
I would like to also thank the mod for leaving this up so I could actually find it too.