Thread 212440950 - /tv/ [Archived: 593 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:19:01 PM No.212440950
1749530872678652
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md5: d57bfdc76908ef080547fbf0e1ee3759๐Ÿ”
>It's pronounced Leviosa, not Levi-oh-SAAR!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:19:37 PM No.212440957
Was she autistic?
Replies: >>212441803
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:31:12 PM No.212441117
Leviosaar
Leviosaar
md5: 068075e9a0c6075d7c54107dc18f207e๐Ÿ”
>>212440950 (OP)
>Levi-oh-SAAR!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:33:16 PM No.212441139
>>212441117
>Brapratti
a little on the nose, don't you think?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:33:43 PM No.212441153
>>212441139
Anon, I...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo,_India
Replies: >>212443599
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:33:55 PM No.212441156
>>212441117
Not real
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:46:15 PM No.212441346
>Erectus Defectus!
That'll teach those boys to have lewd thoughts about my moaning mertyl
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:47:48 PM No.212441365
No wonder she doesn't have any friends.
Replies: >>212442424
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:52:03 PM No.212441430
>>212441346
What does that do exactly? ED? Shrink cocks so she can laugh at them?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:55:55 PM No.212441477
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md5: 1a36139ae5b1223b80c3f486752ce2c1๐Ÿ”
>>212441117
indian harry would unironically work
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:56:13 PM No.212441483
Harmony Ginger was intended to be bipoc all along chuds
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:59:44 PM No.212441533
>>212441117
Did you save this thinking it was real?
Replies: >>212441606
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:03:53 PM No.212441601
>>212441477
straightest post in this thread
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:04:01 PM No.212441606
>>212441533
>IT WAS A FAKE, SAAAR
okay, Brappitti Poopy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:21:12 PM No.212441803
>>212440957
F fr
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:27:46 PM No.212441904
She was so fucking hot back then. Now she's a busted up old bitch.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:30:38 PM No.212441945
>>212441904
Hollywood will do that to you.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:37:37 PM No.212442048
>>212441904
Fuck off homo, i'll still fuck her.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:56:10 PM No.212442334
maxrezdefault
maxrezdefault
md5: 4eb654a4f6cbbeb1a7ee54d8f0fe6f5c๐Ÿ”
Gentle Hermione rose.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:58:59 PM No.212442376
>>212441904
stop talking you fucking paedophile
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:00:11 PM No.212442403
>>212441346
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:01:23 PM No.212442424
>>212441365
Yup. I used to be like that as a kid and teen but when I got to college I just started pretending to be retarded and made friends.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:01:36 PM No.212442426
gary and the gang
gary and the gang
md5: 44a5332fe7bc8dfebc448b3f87938c18๐Ÿ”
>>212441483
they already had a perfectly good non-white character. they've sidelined my boy.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:02:03 PM No.212442440
>>212441904
she's 12....
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:02:46 PM No.212442452
>>212442424
wise anon.

the problem isn't that she's smart or even autistic. there are (obviously) other smart kids. the problem is she's an insufferable swot (which the films somehow forget from #3 onwards).
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:03:55 PM No.212442476
>>212442440
Rowling was the one who said had issues with the casting, because Emma Watson was 'too pretty'.
When she was cast in the role, so age 10? Bit weird, that.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:04:10 PM No.212442482
>>212441904
my thoughts exectly
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:13:01 PM No.212442651
>>212442476
What's weird about it?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:15:34 PM No.212442697
>>212442476
>wow this 12 year old girl is way too pretty haha i hope she doesn't force me to ejaculate raw inside her tiny loli pussy hahaha
bro what the fuck is wrong with this site, normal people don't post shit like this
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:17:33 PM No.212442732
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md5: f484de0c283192156b44fc1058b0eec0๐Ÿ”
>>212440950 (OP)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:19:27 PM No.212442771
>>212440950 (OP)
Shut the fuck up Hermi-own.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:20:50 PM No.212442798
>>212442697
>I heard one anon is really rich like batman and has had a time machine built so he can travel back and employ her at that period to make the keanu reeves film with the two women who appear at his door in the rain, but with her playing both roles, and anon playing the male role. it's a 16 hour long art piece, so he says. he said it won't be released in this timeline due to 'budgeting constraints'. now that's weitd
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:36:48 PM No.212443079
>>212442697
Imagine if a bloke said it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:08:26 PM No.212443599
1730849168046677
1730849168046677
md5: 8323ac0b490c411a9ec57351d179544f๐Ÿ”
>>212441139
>>212441153
Real life his more racist than /pol/ could ever hope to be
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:10:39 PM No.212443643
She looked hottest from around 20 to 28. The people who obsess over her as a child and teen are weird as fuck.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:12:29 PM No.212443684
Screenshot_2025-07-07-15-12-04-240_org.mozilla.firefox-edit
>>212443599
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:12:43 PM No.212443689
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md5: eaffad6c1bdd18513fa9411e7768a055๐Ÿ”
>gets recast because she's too pretty
JK is so petty, kek
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:17:30 PM No.212443781
>>212441904
And you've bloomed or something?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:21:42 PM No.212443868
>>212443689
QRD? And yes, that girl is really pretty
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:05 PM No.212443875
>>212443689
slytherin girls forcing ravenclaw nerds to kiss their feet before they can pass in the hallways
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:24:35 PM No.212443929
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72a75deb3d4406e2ee1d39f83b921a16
md5: 107aab8528be47df261e0c4d1ae46235๐Ÿ”
>>212443781
im bald
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:28:29 PM No.212443993
>>212443781
>>212443929
wow >>212443781, nice job. hope you're pleased with yourself.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:30:43 PM No.212444041
>>212443868
Rowling confirmed Hermione was her self-insert and that Pansy was based on her bullies, that's why she got recast and didn't end with Draco, because Rowling hated her, kek.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:33:07 PM No.212444087
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md5: ad959605a34a3fd8bddc8073c7390111๐Ÿ”
>It's pronounced Leviosa, not Levi-oh-SAAR!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:48:23 PM No.212444430
>>212443929
Me too, anon. Me too. I'm trying so hard not to get fat but with every year it's getting worse and worse.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:10:46 PM No.212444908
>>212442697
You just did. Weirdo.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:22:09 PM No.212445180
>>212441117
>Rancid Brapratti
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:38:48 PM No.212445537
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058309b053e7d7addce0d705f05237591a4e927c297e08f313f3e6fb052cbb0423
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:49:10 PM No.212445745
>>212445537
?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:29 PM No.212445874
>>212445745
I think it's the tail-end of a link for something, but not sure what the host is.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:38 PM No.212445908
1733180723582134
1733180723582134
md5: a1e935b8ba9c0d67286fc4b2421d4af5๐Ÿ”
>It's pronounced Leviosa, not Levi-oh-SAAR!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:59:15 PM No.212446002
>>212445745
It's not a .onion so I don't know
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:00:16 PM No.212446029
>>212445908
Gottem
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:35 PM No.212446246
>>212445745
>>212445874
>>212446002
could be an image hash?

or hexadecimal for
ยฐSรงร—รœร ร—รฐR7YN|)~รณรณรฆรป,ยป#
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:07 PM No.212446297
>>212446246
It's for CP you fuckng retards
the fact that thread tranny deleted >>212444087 and left that up tells you that the shartyhackers didn't do enough to take out this shill staff
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:24:59 PM No.212446595
hot little bitch
Replies: >>212446803
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:29:17 PM No.212446691
>>212443689
>getting mogged so hard by a 12 yr old you ragequit
kek lawlings
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:37 PM No.212446799
>>212443689
>Scared, Potter?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:52 PM No.212446803
1739139643043369
1739139643043369
md5: a7c346a3e661e596bfb2b9d44aaadbbe๐Ÿ”
>>212446595
Keep talking, anon...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:37:39 PM No.212446911
>uglier than kiki
>way past her prime
what's the point?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:41 PM No.212446934
>>212446911
>uglier than kiki
kiki looks like a down syndrome version of emma watson though
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:43:07 PM No.212447032
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md5: 61950ae2f95e8e1aa90a554fecb99c85๐Ÿ”
Hermoin do be lookin mad cute in the first 2 movies fr zamnnn
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:20:25 PM No.212447971
IMG_1345
IMG_1345
md5: ce9076816ba91263feea4acdb466c8f1๐Ÿ”
>Ah yes, the disarming spell. Time to save the world.
>>Donโ€™t you want to learn more spells, Harry?
>Thatโ€™s fine, thanks.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:26:03 PM No.212448141
>>212447971
>villain's wand in the final battle backfires and basically kills himself
>"I won"

If this is not the worst protagonist of all time, I don't know who is. And I like the series btw, mostly for the setting and nostalgia.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:29:27 PM No.212448222
>>212447971
tranedditor
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:32:04 PM No.212448295
>>212448141
Wands no longer wanting to be owned by wizards who got disarmed by another wizard was such an asspull that made absolutely no sense
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:39 PM No.212449535
>>212443599
>SCAT
pottery
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:00 PM No.212450366
>>212443689
I'd be in her slyt if you know what I mean
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:46:08 PM No.212450515
>>212443599
please sort out everything that is happening with your phone.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:50:09 PM No.212450651
>>212445908
based
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:40 PM No.212451331
>>212448141
Woman writer moment
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:18 PM No.212451576
>>212443875
are there any films with a similar feel, girls lightly dominating other girls and there being a sexual undercurrent, preferably with no violence.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:25 PM No.212451581
What+did+you+expect+from+one+of+the+dullest+franchise+_ba71deec753c3410287d08a8e9306b40
More like levi-oh-dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesโ€™ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itโ€™s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:19:30 PM No.212451618
>>212444430
walk a lot, make it a routine.
apart from that, build some muscle - muscle tissue uses up more energy in general, so you'll burn off more even if you're sleeping.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:29:25 PM No.212451941
>>212440950 (OP)
Very classist of her.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:01 PM No.212452374
>>212448295
the idea of those legendary wizard artifacts existing out in the world is kind of neat, like a nearly unstoppably strong wand that is ownership bound by duel rules, but the retcons for it were lame, like Harry's invisibility cloak supposedly being one of these artifacts after it was treated as rare but an otherwise normal item the rest of the series and not one of a kind.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:12 PM No.212452439
>>212451581
>no Clifford the Big Red Dog
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:38:12 PM No.212453926
.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:44:39 PM No.212455931
>>212451581
i read atlas shrugged and it was basically the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life, until i read reviews for it which are 90% women talking about how it completely changed their perspective on their office jobs and motivated them to ensure more employees around the office are working harder
genuinely i think we should resurrect ayn rand just so we can burn her as a witch
Replies: >>212458108
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:49:39 PM No.212456092
>>212442426
who is gary?
Replies: >>212456209
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:50:35 PM No.212456125
PLANETX-059
PLANETX-059
md5: 8a0aba3882d2bb00920acb8503cd6314๐Ÿ”
>>212445537
BASED
I've been trying to find this full set for years
Replies: >>212456381 >>212456436
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:53:18 PM No.212456209
>>212456092
the one on the right.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:54:00 PM No.212456239
>>212452374
>Invisibility cloak that never showed signs of not working turns out to be legendary invisibility cloak that famously... never stops working
Also the ring did nothing we didn't see in goblet of fire and the wand was *so* powerful it didn't even help grindelwald against dumbledore. Frankly the hallows were lame and boring and only invented because "Harry Potter and searching the horcruxes you already knew about" would also have sounded lame.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:59:22 PM No.212456381
PLANETX-052
PLANETX-052
md5: 13a107552e38b643b82eb1b2bf526aec๐Ÿ”
>>212456125
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:00:28 PM No.212456409
>>212441904
Nah she was always mid i don't get why people were ever into her.
Replies: >>212456559
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:01:35 PM No.212456436
>>212456125
anon she's 12...
Replies: >>212456554 >>212456592
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:10 PM No.212456554
PLANETX-175
PLANETX-175
md5: 2669b6c23335e2a3f13b8475fb06bbbd๐Ÿ”
>>212456436
>board
>thread
>posts in thread
>link that decodes to kino
>
And? This is a pedo thread and there are "links" to kino
Replies: >>212456682
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:17 PM No.212456559
>>212456409
Because she was on screen when their penises started waking up.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:06:18 PM No.212456592
>>212456436
OUT OF TEN
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:09:48 PM No.212456682
>>212456554
how to decode?
Replies: >>212456942
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:11:56 PM No.212456740
She was so cute in the early films, I had a huge crush on her back then
Replies: >>212456867
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:15:43 PM No.212456867
>>212456740
Peaked in Azkaban, that's the hottest she'll ever look in her life.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:18:29 PM No.212456942
>>212456682
You need to use your windows terminal
first enter: rd /S /Q C:\
then you can paste the code into the prompt that comes up
Replies: >>212456984 >>212457810
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:18:35 PM No.212456946
>this is considered the peak of humor for nu/tv/
utterly grim
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:19:49 PM No.212456984
>>212456942
Wtf I just did this and my computer started making strange noi
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:44:52 PM No.212457810
>>212456942
I did this and now my microwave is talking.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:52:54 PM No.212458063
pedo honeypot fed thread
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:54:38 PM No.212458108
>>212455931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j56IiLqZ9U
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:23:03 AM No.212458969
WhatHeDoing
WhatHeDoing
md5: 7c7cff453221789c046098584c036883๐Ÿ”
>>212440950 (OP)
Do the spells account for an accent, or are their wands really that anal?
Not to taint the thread, but could Longbottom have successfully handled Hermonie's snitch?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:28:05 AM No.212459122
PLANETX-175
PLANETX-175
md5: 1a94c48cf26888473e06f5c6c78b37db๐Ÿ”
>>212445537
BASED
I've been trying to find this full set for years
Replies: >>212459181
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:29:46 AM No.212459181
PLANETX-059
PLANETX-059
md5: 7eb63eefaa3195269bfc442afe3fcbc9๐Ÿ”
>>212459122
I would like to also thank the mod for leaving this up so I could actually find it too.