>Tries to jestermax
>Gets big but not a single woman shows any interest in him
>Drinks himself to death
>Last person who saw him both naked and alive was a prostitute that left him to die

>>212441846 (OP)
I miss Chris Farley
I miss Phil Hartman
I miss the 1990's
OP is just a edgy tryhard meany fuck

>>212441846 (OP)
that final SNL appearance is so grim

The price of being top shelf funny fat man. Shame.

On a freezing cold night in Chicago, a week before Christmas, on a motel floor. Don't undersell it.

>>212441846 (OP)
>a prostitute that left him to die
Was she from Saigon?

>>212441970
Imagine he thought to call his friends, but then second guessed himself and went "nah I better not, they're probably with their family"

>Hey I have a health condition with the word "morbid" in it
>better combine heroin and cocaine in large quantities!

>>212442086
If I was Spade I would still be so fucking mad at him for basically killing himself

>>212441920
Don’t forget John Candy and Belusi

>>212441846 (OP)
Actually he's got two girlfriends that the public knows of, one named Erin that left him for Steve Martin and Lorri Bagley the hot chick by the pool in Tommy Boy, Farley stole her from David Spade and they had a big falling out over it.

>>212442046
>YOU
>BASTARD!

>>212442397
When he wanted a new suit, he didn't go to a tailor, he went to a sailor! Tips appreciated.

>>212441846 (OP)
>jestermax
kek

>>212441846 (OP)
Damn. Poor guy's got the herp.

>>212443525
Fat guys will do this. I had a fat friend that was doing it hardcore like he wanted to be the Farley of the group or like it was his main way to get people to accept him. Ended up hardcore addicted to weed in a way you don't understand and then turned tranny.

>>212441846 (OP)
>drinks
it was cocaine and heroin that did him in
>>212442086
Reportedly his last known words were to the prostitute he was with, begging her "please don't leave me"

>>212442397
she looks like she's seen some shit

I'm 34 years old. Older now than Chris Farley ever was. No less alone than he was. But much more not dead than he ever will be again.

anyone have that old copypasta about the coroner finding an enormous heroin turd in farley when they did the autopsy and how sick the coroner became?
wish I'd saved that

>>212441846 (OP)
>jestermax

literally me. A girl fell in love with me. I tried to keep up the facade for a long time but when I finally realized I needed to be myself, she didnt accept it. She hated the fact I wasnt a happy funny guy all the time, she was tired of me feeling burned out. We fought a lot about it

>>212443709
>Jestermaxxing
>Becomes woman
Sounds like she's on her path, schweatie.

>>212444102
kek

>>212443709
>Ended up hardcore addicted to weed

No such thing you fucking idiot

>and then turned tranny.

top fucking kek, many such cases

>>212441846 (OP)
He didn't drink himself to death. He overdosed on a speedball.

>>212441846 (OP)
He liked his cockles room temperature

is this the guy with the egg in his mouth

>>212442164
Spade the snake skipped out on his funeral

>>212442397
he looks like a kid holding his mom's hand

>>212441846 (OP)
So what was Candy's excuse?

>>212443709
>hardcore addicted to weed in a way you don't understand

thanks I haven't laughed in months

>>212441846 (OP)
I heard people were mean to his dad for being fat, too

>>212442086

he was holding a rosary so he was definitely regretting it

anyone got his bloated foaming crime scene photo? It was pretty grim.

>>212443709
Is your friend the fat guy from Linus Tech Tips?

>>212441846 (OP)
>jestermax

>>212441970
>motel floor
>actually his luxury condo in the Hancock Center
close but no dildo, my cocksucking retard fren

>>212444928
Not a snake move. He tried to stop Chris from going down the path that killed him and Chris shut him out. He couldn't deal with it in public at that time so better to just not go.

>>212442397
Man, gold diggers are crazy.
Leaving young, slim, hair-having Spader for a fat guy...
Also that Erin woman is wrongly tagged to being the mother of McKayla Maroney on IMDB

>>212445246
She came out and then left, like the Mr Beast one did. Why do they do that, just to kill their careers?

>>212446241
Also do NOT reply to this with transphobic messages, >she, etc. I won't engage.

>>212446258
a bit more transphobic to imply they're doing it self-destructively and not out of genuine feminine nature, don't you think?

>>212442104
>morbid
well if it's "morbid obesity" then the coke and smack should make you skinny, if you live long enough.

>>212446354
Coke and smack don't make you skinny, especially not the way he did it. Meth might though.

all this woe is me shit about Chris Farley it was drugs and drinking. That's what did him in. The other stuff was side affects to substance abuse. He was at his happiest and most successful when he was clean

>>212446406
chris farley
philip seymour hoffman
I can't think of a whole lot of other fat heroin addicts.

>>212446459
It doesn't make you fat, and unless you're poor enough to have to choose between junk and food it won't make you skinny. It's not really a drug that affects your eating habits the way meth, alcohol or even weed does.

>>212441846 (OP)
I remember when some anon on here posted a pic of him post death. His face was really purple and he had some foam from his mouth. I felt really bad for the guy.

>balding
outlook was grim anyway

>>212443709
I thought maybe you were an old friend of mine until the last four words

>>212446459
John Belushi?

He also raped Mike Myers in the SNL showers every week

>>212442086
>I'll just get another 8ball of cocaine, a gram of heroin, 2 XL pizzas and a prostitute

>>212446459
Artie Lange

>>212446872
I though he only did coke?

>>212446459
Tom Sizemore was a fat tweeker/speedfreak, a rare cousin of the obese junkie.

>>212446258
>she
>her
lol. lmao even.

>>212444959
Just garden variety fat guy issues, made it to 43.

>>212446906
bro he was a notorious HEROIN addict. but realistically, he's what we call a 'trashhead'. he's not a crackhead. he's not a smackhead. he'll do any drug he can get his hands on.

>>212442217
Belushi was long dead by the 90's

>>212446856
>>212442086
Actually it's worse, he was partying with Andy Dick, it was him who called the prostitute for Farley.

>>212445846
>condo in the Hancock Center
Herbie did pretty well for himself it sounds

>>212446807
>He also raped Mike Myers in the SNL showers every week

No wonder Myers is so shit now, no one left to administer his daily dose

>>212447138
>Andy Dick

He can't keep getting away with it

>>212447138
On one hand I question how Andy Dick is still alive, seemingly living at every other celebrities rock bottom for like 40 years now, and on another I feel bad for him.
Like people constantly blame him for helping with bad decisions that other addicts make, despite him being just as fucked up as them.
John Lovitz blaming him for Hartman's death is pretty fucked up imo. Why is his wife considered not in control of her actions, but he is?

>>212447328
>>212447338
Andy Dick is a comedy genius and legend, fuck you jealous haters.

>>212447328
Never forget that Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick.

>>212447328
Toe Rogan claims that Andy Dicked gave Phil Hartmans wife the cocaine that sent her on a rrelapse and subsequent murder-suicide.

>>212447378
ha
>hachi machi!
>that's the ticket
>It stinks!
Each punch is landed with a line from one of his movies or skits

>>212447383
Jon Lovitz claims that, Joe Rogan is just repeating gossip from 20 years ago he knows nothing about.

>>212447461
I am not changing what I said, Rogane has his reasons. Lovitz was just more confirmation for me. Don't forget to dilate.

>>212447383
Anything to deflect accountability away from a woman.

>>212447527
Nigga idk what you're on about

>>212447349
i'll murder you with a shovel if i ever meet you irl, andy. just fair warning. don't go anywhere that i'm currently at.

>>212441846 (OP)
>>212441970
you guys forgot his little addiction to heroin

>>212444771
>No such thing you fucking idiot
I've known a few people from college who basically wound up zombified from smoking too much weed, and it became their entire personality. That's what addiction is.

>>212441846 (OP)
>Gets big but not a single woman shows any interest in him
>Last person who saw him both naked and alive was a prostitute that left him to die
He could have found good women all over the country but he stayed in Hollywood and New York instead and those are the kind of people you'll be around in those places

>>212447461
Rogan literally starred with all of them on News Radio, so that's like the only subject he actually has real insight on

>>212441846 (OP)
>>212441920
>>212446807

This was the final appearance of Chis Farley on SNL, where he is slurring, drugged up, and sweating badly

>>212448219
Shit I'm fucking retarded, I forgot he was on that.

>>212441846 (OP)
It's really weird that he died so "young" and so long ago. I guess he feels frozen in time to me due to his movies, always seeming much older and death more recent

>On December 18, 1997, Chris Farley was found dead by his younger brother, John, in his apartment in the John Hancock Center in Chicago. He was 33 years old [51]. An autopsy revealed that Farley had died of an overdose of cocaine and morphine, a combination called a speedball [52]. The lethal combination caused enormous gas pressure to build up in the intestines, blocked by years of heroin poop, nearly 11 lbs coroners estimate [53]. The stinky poop blockage forced noxious gas to blow out Farley’s ears like steam whistles [55]. When Farley plugged his ears with candy circus peanuts the fart steam rushed into his lungs and tasted like fart poop so bad he coughed his eyeballs out of his head [56]. When Farley saw his scary popped out eyeballs he laughed so hard that he had a stroke and he died. Upon death the 11 lbs of heroin poop slid out of his butthole onto the floor, the heroin poop ball was roughly the size and shape of a baby. The coroner’s report formally states “it stunk real bad” [57].

>>212441846 (OP)
he was ritually killed

>>212447829
If weed made them uninteresting people with no hobbies, they were already uninteresting people with no hobbies

>>212442217
I didnt lmao

>>212443709
>hardcore addicted to weed
Lmao, what?

>>212441846 (OP)
>can tell he was miserable and hated being fat
>the chad John Candy confidently embraced it

>>212451164
Good

>>212444771
>No such thing you fucking idiot
Literally anything can be addictive, tons of people are addicted to weed.
>>212451725
It's more complicated than that. Anything can be addictive, but when you're addicted to something that inhibits cognitive function(which modern weed does a lot, it's way too strong for the way stoners use it now) it can lead to you wasting large periods of your life and not even realizing it.
It happens with alcoholics too, although there's large longstanding subcultures within society built around being drunk with other people so they usually at least get some good stories out of being fucked up all the time.

>>212450862
And with no phones to record it, this epic moment was lost, like tears in rain...

>>212450862
How long would it take for this to get scrubbed from wikipedia if someone edited it in?

>>212441846 (OP)
My mom went to school with Chris Farley, and she says one day during gym class she was wearing green leggings, and he said, "I want to be on Peter Pan's team!" She gets sad when she thinks about his death.

>>212447720
I'm at 612 Wharf Avenue
Bring candy.

>>212447418
top 3 movie for me and jane adams is gorgeous. god bless criterion for giving it a 4k release.

>>212450862
Kek

>>212452044

>>212443533
I noticed that too. I guess it makes sense if he was fucking prostitutes.

>>212447383
She came to him for drugs five months before she killed Phil. It's not like he shot her up and set her on him. Also, cocaine is not going to turn a normal person into a psycho killer. She clearly had some other mental issues.

>>212444771
>No such thing you fucking idiot
You’re either retarded or fell for the Jew psyop

>>212450862
>John Hancock
It's Herbie Hancock