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>>212441926 (OP)>elliefag posts early to make sure the new thread is an elliie threadwhat a surprise
Bill actually seems like a cool guy and you guys are assholes for making fun of him. Watch his Joe Rogan Experience episodes to get a sense of what he's done and the importance of the Minds.com project.
>>212442047he's a silly goose my posts come from a place of love
reminder simps are better than orbiters.
>im ellies terminally online friend!
lololol at least simps know they are just jacking off to her.
Reminder that the elliesimps actually believe ellie's lies here. ellie has misstepped in such a massive way her simps have to believe the shorts are identical yet also came from a friend of hers, who isn't jet
the psycho highschooler who doxes people for fun said she didnt fuck the wigger. the wigger that she said was the cutest. the wigger that did puppy play with her on camera. I for sure believe her!!
bill ottman relistening to his own joe rogan episodes
>>212442047>making fun of himbill ottman posting is an act of love
Top 5 Fish fanbases of all time
1. Josie
2. Ellie
3. Binx
4. Tayleigh
5. Angie
===LUCA UPDATE===
luca is actually spelled LUKA
>>212442069It's true, but she has a history with chronically watching porn so she's a bit biased.
>>212442064the noble simp
>sees cute girl and simply enjoysthe degenerate orbiter
>i must be her friend surely she will fuck me.
>>212442109the simp who thinks he's better than the orbiter
>the one most likely to start stalking her
>>212442065>he even named his jpg file
you're both pathetic, get a grip
>>212442109>the degenerate orbiter>i must be her friend surely she will fuck me.Also
>She acknowledged my existence, so I know what's best for her!
>>212442089why'd they fire you lucka
you need to start loving women
I still don't know what Minds is.
>>212442127>never heard of beta orbitersorbiters are the ones that befriend the girl in the hope of pity pussy and affection.
Like a groomer like jet.
Simps are costumers at a strip show.
gaki no tsukai is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYiJjo6UN9Y
>>212442065donโt believe her elLIEs
We need more asian cuties on the show, but age 25 and up so they're actual people.
>>212442153it's like fishnet but only for bill ottman's friends i think
i went on there and one of his posts was on the front page, it was something like "Magic seems to be more real as time goes by"
anyways
>>212442159cole, jon, jimmy, and alex b are fragile trust fund individuals
Did ellie make any epic kekking content after seth joined the live? I dipped out then
>>212442139This, holy shit. You're not better than one or the other, you're both sad and delusional.
>>212442194i was watching the furt stream then and im still watching it now
>>212442190And still are all better than the average poster here
>>212442190It's pretty easy to forget that Jimmy is actually rich.
Burt is still going. Heโs still in a loop from S3
i love the stage of the 2 hour burt fishtank melty where he reminds us that hes mad about binx throwing eggs at him and not being seen jerking off 20 times a day
>>212442190Anyone who complains about trust funds are seething simply because they're poor.
Frank is still seething over Simbal
>>212442190this just proves why Freddy is the best.
Has furt been live all fucking night?
Was the alex b segment worth watching? I fell asleep during the Ricky Bobby bit
>>212442246yes it was great in very very small doses like much of s3
been planning to make a move on ellie before she ends up with a loser that takes advantage of her, for context i am a 36 year old senior software engineer, just bought my house, i have a room she can stream in (i have multiple prebuilts she can use too), things like lego sets we can build together for content. also my name is james so together we would be james and ellie, or jellie as we would call ourselves.
im thinking that would be a good pick up line? like if i tell her something like "the names james" and if she makes the joke herself then even better but i could follow up saying like "that makes us jellie". I have experience with an asian girl in the past so I have the cultural thing nailed already
>tell wife about how I'm in the DMs of several female Fishtank contestants
>she gets annoyed and calls me "Captain Save-a-hoe"
>>212442190They should be curb stomped imagine pretending a nepo baby is s real human
>>212442185Sounds dope, might join.
been planning to fucking GET ellie
>>212442069On your resume? Definitely
can someone post the bill ottman song
>>212442261This guy fucks for free I think
we need to be manifesting doghouse
>>212442294https://youtu.be/AJpG61OmUOE
>>212442065I can't stand this annoying pick-me bitch. All she does is regurgitate memes and /pol/ speak that fundamentally she does not believe in and in turn is going to ruin her life in a downward spiral appealing to bottom of the barrel males who pick shit out of their ass. Go to college, get offline and stop being groomed by subhuman men on the internet. Listen to your father and go to college for a decent, FREE degree instead of subjugating yourself to humiliation rituals insisting to everyone your hymen is intact for shekels.
asian vs white girl tank
8 vs 8
this is why jet neptune has to leave
either she's fast forwarded into the wall or she was underage in those pictures she used to post on /bant/
>>212442315now the memes make more sense
bill ottman's bob dylan bootleg collection
so who was in the wrong here?
Manifesting Jon OD'ing on coke and bleeding out from his nose in a gay bar bathroom
>>212442315lol okay ill stop complaining about the posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXvCsJpWKc
>>212442329asian girls will win
why is Frank hanging out with Burt so much?
>>212442329>asian girls sit around and look pretty>white girls seething constantly Kino, like a microcosm of real life
>>212442318she isnt annoying but she definitely will hurt her life around these men she is surrounding herself with, i think the same thing which is why i can save her, i keep watching her live over and over to make sure her friends are good people but they arent i can just tell it i deal with douchebags like this all the time they cant treat ladies properly its just sex with them nothing more like what I offer, its motivating me to get a fresh haircut to send pictures of myself and let her know im here for her, my prebuilt pcs are themed too so if she likes the one with more pink rgb theme than the others she can use that for streaming at my place
Just another shitty day in my wagie life
>>212442361Bill Ottman true passion being music
>>212442365Damage control for fishtank. He was Marky and r9k posting for the last couple weeks
Bill Ottman watching Cole's livestream and thinking of a tune he can play alongside him
>ADL failed because of the jews, guys
frank is hassling mizzy through burt
>>212442361look at my lawyer dawg im going to hell
>>212442404ur schizo
frank and burt have been hanging out, online and irl, since they met on season 3
time to let marky go
>>212442361this is actually good what the hell
drop fishtank and pick up the guitar again bill
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>>212442318nta but thats why i find Ellie so funny. Shes shitting on everything sam, everything 4chan.
Truth is shes just a femanon (they exist) she just happens to be a hot one.
>nooooo the popular girl cant be epic and based pretty much just seething at how "4chan" culture has run its course.
And i have no idea why anyone thinks an asian on this otaku site is odd.
Most of the userbase isnt white and has never been white.
>>212442412he's truly a sensitive young(39yo) man
>>212442434>All women?yes, even the mentally raped
wendigoon bill ottman iceberg video
>>212442434bitchtank seems so creepy now
jet was just trying to get laid
>theyโre still going
Holy
>>212442435Burt was becoming a huge pr problem. Bill ottman was sending cease and desist letters
bill ottman post generator
Cameron should harass benleaks at a grocery store
>>212442471heh i never knew they made that. Jet really is a groomer brained lizard
>>212442434would
would
would
would marry
reluctant would
probably couldnt
>>212442456Is he a closet homo?
how do bill and sam know each other?
jet grooming has turned me off the idea if ever grooming myself
It's cringe.
If you remember during Bitchtank, Sam would come in very pissed off and fuck with the women in very weird ways.
He was doing this with the hope that Jet would lose interest if he degraded them first. Clair and Abi did not participate in the most degrading bits. He could not save them.
>>212442503would marry
couldnt
would with benefits
would befriend
would sniff
would kick in the nuts
would rape
would with benefits
would have a drink
>>212442513unironically same high school sam has said it on pgl or something
Bill ottman is the bill ottman poster
>>212442471What gave that away, the fact that each girl told him they would let him hit in the DMs before being allowed in?
>>212442513someone said they're childhood friends
burt thinks mizzy is a virgin
>>212442513Sam and Bill bonded over bitcoin basically.
>>212442497Yes you could.
>>212442527Why does the finance guy who's barely been on the show have so much lore
idc if burt is played out he's still hilarious when other people are messing with him
>>212442558i lack the willpower
>>212442498At this point he's pretty open about it
>>212442552>oh this guy like fantasy computer money too? Better put him in charge of all my legal problems
I just finished my first day at my new job. I'm a postman now. How can I turn that into a gimmick that'll get me cast in season 5
bill ottman seems like the one production member who isn't a complete piece of shit but that's probably only because i don't know much about him
>>212442065>>212442471Just as quickly as Reddit freaked about Jet's grooming stuff, now they're getting back to not believing it anymore. Does it literally require a video of full penetration for them to acknowledge that it's happening? Why are they so obtuse about this specifically?
*stands up and farts in your direction*
>>212442471I don't know about creepy but it was boring as fuck
>>212442578Deliver a mailbomb to the season 5 house
i can't wait till we get sent back to /bant/ so we can find out how many elliepedos there actually are
>want to see Ellie stream with the little ricky freak
>invites aryeh on
wanted to kms, hes annoying as fuck
>>212442503>if we bring in a homeless guy i'm gonna look pretty good in comparisongoranian
>>212442449I didn't mention anything about her being asian fucktard. She's not shitting on anything, just regurgitating memeslop to seem le epic based when in reality she is a child who has had too much internet access and has been groomed most likely. She needs to get off the internet. She will regret this in 10 years.
>>212442561Quality over quantity. His appearances are few but memorable.
>>212442578aaaaaand doxxed
>>212442618And he joined RIGHT when ellie was about to talk about jet in new york
bill ottman and sam hyde making a garage band in high-school
All I care about is Angie desu
>>212442582Frank is here for damage control. Reddit loves Burt. If Frank can calm Burt down theyโll forget about everything.
Cole we forgive you for the crash out, nobody really cares just come back and make more music please, a lot of us were interested in it
>>212442629the pop for this was crazy
>>212442581I always thought they were all evil, but unironically the ADL doc has made me rethink things. Dont get me wrong none of them is a saint, but ADL is a worse version of fishtank in pretty much everything and most of the people there didn't quit or said anything. And they weren't getting paid and they had to know they wouldnt get famous. So maybe I dont know, maybe Mints isnt a bad guy even if he says nothing when he see the satanic rituals the wiggers do.
Has anyone else noticed how difficult it is to find season 4 clips?? There were like no clipper channels that were active for it aside from ReactSimply who doesn't get everything wtf is going on
>>212442578You donโt. You work for 25 years solid and get your pension.
>>212442538yeah you did that onsite
>>212442656yeah same. music was fire. I left a couple comments praising it but nothing too cringe, just to help with the algorithm a bit. I dont know why he cant accept the fact that some of us just like his music.
>>212442659>I always thought they were all evilI think Sam is a complete cunt, the rest are just lazy and retarded.
>>212442623It doesnt matter you actual retard. The truth is this site has asians on it like her because asians are weeboo faggots
She is shitting on it, not intentionally but its the fact you are seething at her for being the pretty popular girl, thats what the anon you are talking to looks like. A pretty asian girl.
Like i saw a post on her socials screeching how "20 years of memes and you just post them like a toy"
so funny, Memelord culture has always mostly been the domain of unfunny retards for years
some of you aren't seriously watching burt
bill ottman autistic bimbo bumper sticker
>>212442722we're learning about his dating app ban histories
>>212442722Fell asleep with it on with Aryeh there 6 hours ago and itโs still on. Think I had some furt dreams
>>212441926 (OP)I'm new to these threads, what ethnicity is she? Chinese?
>>212442641>>212442656crazy how S2 and Bitchtank had more effort put into set design than the other seasons. I wonder why that is.
Has anyone managed to be accepted by the gorgeous Gigi moon?
From 1 to 10, how Christian is cocaine?
da joooos , da trans people , da Indians
>>212442752korean vietnamese. sister is a big titty model formerly married to a gracie
>>212442650Her excuse was "actually these shorts are my friend's, who got them specifically to mimic Jet's style." That's beyond retarded.
>>212442759No one give a fuck you faggot bot script.
>>212442757B3X. She needs to stop the dark wigger lore
>>212442755I'm really glad you're here. While Iโm not a licensed therapist, I can be a supportive presence to talk things through, help you reflect, and offer strategies for managing stress, anxiety, or whatever you're going through. You can talk to me about anythingโseriously.
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>>212442752Korean Vietnamese
>>212442777They were too small for jet neptune
>>212442744>the wiggers interviewed ted a few months before S3 and had him in the house after bitchtank and still weren't sure if he was aware of fishtank
>>212442759no, i asked as a joke, didnt expect anything. Doubt she ever would accept randoms lol
>>212442752I heard
korean+vietnamese vietnamese mix
bill ottman awkwardly dancing in his room to lcd soundsystem
>>212442699Why do you keep bringing up asians? I have not mentioned it once. She is a child who has been groomed by the internet and le epic based memes and you guys are eating it up. This behaviour does not amount to anything beneficial in the future. She needs to get off the internet and focus on school. I'd say this about any 18 year old girl regardless of looks doing this. She will look back on this and cringe that she will always have weird men in their 30s and 40s stalking her, because realistically what beneficial thing comes from this?
>>212442777that's not retarded at all
>>212442777I believe it but I think he also knew it would trigger /ftl/ and Jet. Too big of a coincidence
bill ottman halloween costume
>>212442808>she needs to get off the internet and focus on school.didn't she say she's doing good in school?
i actually made a minds.com account and it's kinda awesome wtf guys!
>>212442808because shes asian
>i have not mentioned it ok autist but i have, as im making the point ellie isnt out of the ordinary
>>212442761My favorite bible verse is the one where Peter said it was okay to forcefeed plastic and dirty tampons to a drunk man
>>212442365big fat sissy frank bottom
>>212442777>>212442815If he knew those shorts specifically he knew the lore behind them.
frank realized mizzy is manipulating burt and he's trying to make burt troll her until she blocks him. honestly noble
>>212442822She's talking about not going to college to suck wigger ass when she has the free ticket of free education with the grades on top of it.
>checked out /bant/ to see why people here hate it
>its nothing but josie worship
pls dont make me go the sars
>>212442827A drunk Jew, nonetheless
>literally tells you she's going to grift you
>is a groupie for the wiggers
>is boring
Have some self respect, niggas. I know she's hot but goddamn.
>>212442777theres an anti-Ellie theory going around that not Ellie but her close circle of "friends" aka her orbiters that she claims don't exist. Are deliberately playing games with the fans.
>>212442840How is she manipulating him?
>another failed season
>another thread of production trying to control the narrative on how no one really watches any of these npcs
>>212442759how do you fucking donkey think? it is her private insta, she is a good house wife
>>212442861So what, im not planning to give her a dime. She can grift her actual simps. Im just larping as a simp.
Ive already lost my shit laughing at her faggot little orbiter friends actually think id give a fucking damn. They all sound 14
>>212442853She said she is applying now are you retarded? Why are you so mad at her while also being so wrong?
>>212442853no, she said yesterday she's going to apply for college
We are free /ftl/ to do what we want
>>212442861Simp freaks that have money from crypto cannot be helped.
>>212442840frank is a sociopath, but i support it if it hit them (frank and burt) back
>>212442776>>212442784>>212442793Thanks for the replies. She has a nice face.
>>212442862Your sentence structure seriously confused me, but I get the gist. I mean listen, she was clearly in New York with Jet, and they are both hiding that as much as possible, as they know it's a bad look. Specifically Jet takes her to New York? Why? It's seriously suspect. Her orbiters are running damage control for Jet?
>I gave my family a family discount for my onlyfans
Lmao
>>212442855did you go to the specific josie thread? gotta go to the general ones
Did Burt just say everyone he hooked up with as a teen was in his 40โs and 50โs? How young was he now?
>>212442759Surprised TJ isn't following her.
if frank pushed me to the floor in a Target like a sissy i would basefaced and call him chad king doctor don wario
bill ottman bringing a bud light 6 pack and cards against humanity to the minds.com work party
>>212442955hes 36 and he fucked an 80+yo in the airport bathroom on his way to s3
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Why does nobody care that boogie groomed this girl? Or that franks gf was 15 when they started dating?
>>212442861desu im following her and have even talked with her and she seems to like me.
But her entire background scares the shit out of me.
Like the women in her family all sound like maneaters.
I'd be her friend sure but im running as far away from her at the same time.
===BURT UPDATE===
burt mistakenly sent frank a photo of his spread anus. he then turned around to fart into the camera
has ellie talked about the hamster copypasta or are jet's shorts of greater importance
>>212442992What did you even talk about
>>212442978women never lie. ever.
>>212442777uhh i almost bought the same shorts for myself because i liked them on jet 2 years ago its not so far fetched
>>212442991>Or that franks gf was 15 when they started dating?How do you know that? How old is she anyways?
>>212442929i don't think she did anything but some people are playing irl trolling games and she may know, she may not. It may be purely motivated out of her friends hating the "simps".
>>212442969I mean how young of a teen when was he when he was fucking boomers?
>>212442992>have even talked with her and she seems to like me.
>>212442996but why was sible only collecting blue balls
>>212443012as Claire would say
-incel
Not a simp but Iโve been laughing at the mental gymnastics involved in the whole Ellie fucked Jet scenario. The current proof to work off is:
>She called him a cutie pie and funny
>He went to lunch with her and Direnc atleast once in New York
>She was wearing the same shorts he wore during the S1 finale two years ago, even though itโs pretty obvious theyโre a different pair or a new version of his at the very least
Is that really enough to convince yourself someone fucked? I mean I know how Jet has operated in the past with bitchtank girls but at least with that none of them have ever denied it and there is more solid evidence. This is just a wild speculation of events, personally I would rather see actual texts or someone revealing an in person account of what happened before deciding if sheโs lying or not. The mere thought that Jet taking them to lunch makes him some sort sexual grooming mastermind is incel logic lol
>>212442929She was about to comment on the jet ny thing when arye joined the live and interupted her
===BURT UPDATE===
burt mistakenly sent another photo of his spread anus to frank
>>212442978>only thingEllie generally hates herself? Thatโs really sad
Elliesimps are the gifts that keep on giving kek.
This nigger has been streamimg for 10 HOURS
>>212443052Theres a reason she spends all her time here, anon.
stop calling burt a nigger it's not even a woke thing saying that word a lot is just poison for your soul
I'm a second generation baby psychic.
>>212443026How is the narrative shifting this much? I'm not an Ellie simp by any means, but the point of all of this is Jet specifically hiring girls he wants to fuck.
I think Greg is actually a wholesome chungus and I like him. Burt and Aryeh are sickos thoughbeit. I think they were funny in the tank but they're degenerates for sure.
>>212443117Greg is a pedophile
>>212443089imagine being this cucked of a niggerlover in the Year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-five
>>212443043the people giving opinions about women in these threads are not rational people anon. i dont think they fucked either but I do believe jet cast her and all the girls for that. he either never got the opportunity or chickened out because of the pressure
>>212442992>desu im following her and have even talked with her and she seems to like me.
Ellie is essentially a hot version of Binx
>>212443052Yea it seems like she really has some major self-image problems.
niggers stink and I cannot lie
you other brothers can't deny
lately i haven't even been that racist to black people because i'm more disgusted by arabs and indians negl
>>212443154yeah dude, the literal model has self esteem issues.
you people are such retarded marks its pathetic.
>>212443112i'm not denying that, just her crazy friends are throwing wood on the fire.
Actually interest thing i noticed in her first stream. She seemed to be aware of the allegations but didnt seem to take them seriously she thought it was a meme.
Then something came up in the stream and you can see her heart skip a beat, she seemed to suddenly realise the allegations were serious and she starts shutting them down very subtly shocked.
Requesting gigi moon pics
>>212443012we must love women
>>212443178>>212443159AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!
>>212443119either you're a namefag or you're larping as a namefag so your opinion and frankly you as a whole are worthless
burt is still completely disgusted about the idea of having sex with jet
Ellie has really bad self esteem issues that stem from when her mom made her be a child model. She would get depressed when other girls got modelling gigs instead of her plus having an older sister that is a 10/10. Itโs why she always looks in the mirror.
She researched the helium suicide method when she was 12.
>>212443173*sandniggers and poopniggers
>>212443184it's not an opinion, it's a fact
>>212443185Crazy he would fuck anything even aryeh but not jet
>>212443043Itโs mostly bait at this point, funnier to make fun of the simps for going so hard in defence for her. Gives me S1 vibes
>>212443089Burt is a high iq autistic nigger faggot thatโs different.
Nigger niggers are low iq and canโt be reasoned with, canโt really work and have been in juvie and jail off and on since 14 for violence and rape. Niggers come in all races
>>212443173It's
Indians>Blacks>Arabs
For me. They're the only kind of people I'm racist towards lol.
>>212443173i dont hate blacks just niggers, like gay niggers
>>212443176Well, in any case, it should only have ever been about Jet's attempted grooming regardless. Now that it's specifically about whether or not he fucked her, it's completely losing the impact. I'm pretty pissed. This was the best opportunity to get Jet off the show finally.
>Is a near perfect 10/10 teenage model with major self esteem issues who is a virgin and loves warhammer, memes, lolcows, and is a based conservative.
anyhting I'm missing?
>>212443185like i'm into jet
>>212443233>Is a near perfect 10/10
i hate that stupid asian gook for ignoring me but shes pretty good looking
>>212443173I've recently moved to a place where blacks are kind of grateful for things like me holding open the door, so it's getting more difficult to not like them. Mexicans are now the main one for me. The amount just fucking EVERYWHERE nowadays is pissing me off.
>>212443188wn2b building Ellieโs self esteem
season 4 ended only 7 days ago, feels like longer
>>21244323310/10s can't have tattoos
having tattoos automatically deducts a point
>>212443233She's not a 10/10 lmao
>>212443249its crazy how if you take an asian girls eyeliner away she's instantly 5 points uglier
there wont be a season 5 and jet is going to jail
Notice that as soon as it's dinner/evening time in India, the Ellie posting hits and all time high.
>>212443233Gooks can't be 10s
>>212443185Has he commented on the clabi rimming allegations?
>>212443188i think thats BS. Ellies deal is she is a hot as fuck stacey with the body of an underwear model but she wants to be a dork and act like a white boy.
She quite literally wears clothes to hide her body.
She looks in the mirror because shes pretty.
>>212443233how has nobody noticed that this isn't actually ellie
>>212443264yeah when the anjeets sit down to eat rice off the floor
>>212443264Elliejeets back at it again.
>>212443272>but she wants to be a dork and act like a white boy.SHE LITERALLY TOLD YOU SHE WANTS TO BE A GRIFTER YOU BRAINDEAD MORONIC FREAK
>>212443251you'll marry a black queen in 12 months tops. and itll be the best thing for you.
>>212443220jets never getting off the show, the entire thing is corrupt as shit, its not a legit professional enterprise
Only hope is someone actually uncovers criminal wrong doing and jet gets what he deserves.
How about testimonies and evidence.
>>212443268yeah thats too low
>>212443233that is your perception of her, but she clearly has more normie interests and isnt such an anti social shut in that stops her from doing things you would consider out of character/not pandering
oh great phoxinus is up go ahead post your cock again dude
>>212443233Sheโs a 5/10
>>212443287you dont know what a grifter is you fucking retard and it has nothing to do with the point you moron
>>212443043AT THIS POINT I DO NOT CARE
NIGGA GO BACK TO BANT
>>212443295Black women are often really sweet and fun to talk to but I have near zero sexual attraction to them
>>212443323a grifter is literally someone who lies and manipulates to extract money from people, dipshit. Ellie is pretending to be a pure 4chan virgin nerd to extract money from you retarded faggots.
i cant wait to go back to bant so shadi can leak more stuff
Jet attempted to groom Burt, and got brutally rejected countless times. The rejection enraged him, and so he told unc Sam, to not pay Burt.l
>>212443335it's worse the hot one are usually ghetto. But so are most white whores nowadays too.
People wonder why guys go Asian.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I FACKING KEEL YOU SAAAARRRRRR
>>212443043Whether or not Jet fucked Ellie is beyond the point of the entire scenario. The point of everything is that Jet is hiring employees to fuck. This clearly gets in the way of making a good show. This is the whole thing. Jet needs to be let go so that the show can become good.
>>212443357no it isnt you fucking dumb nigger. btw i popularised the meme.
A grifter is someone that gets something for nothing, like free food
>>212443371no we don't
bye pedophile
does JC have internal monologue
>>212443394She keeps the voices quiet with meds
>>212443394wonder what was going through her head during the ipad chip sessions
>>212443390just give her your debit card number, piggy.
>>212443394Only Anglos have inner monologues.
I hate that I wake up immediately hungry
Sam said on stream once he doesn't have internal monologue
>>212443402an estimated 30-50% of Americans, open a book
4chan is like the last bastion of genx slacker culture adapted now through multiple generations and ellie is a kindred spirit. it's just hard to grasp that a cute beautiful well spoken young woman is all that. anyway not simping for ellie is kinda stupid
>>212443420He was probably being a sarcastic faggot
>>212443392kys karen
>>212443357t. retard
Thats a shyster or conartist
A grifter just gets shit for free. People don't even understand WHY youtubers and streamers are called that.
Because for example youtubers that make top 10 Skyrim mods videos, DID NOT MAKE ANYTHING, they are making money showcasing it. eg that faggot MXR
every time burt says titillating to mean interesting a series of axe blades should spring from his walls to disembowel him
>>212443420>>212443426It's not like you just pause and sit still while your "mind" has a conversation with itself. Or like, you don't have to have a conversation length pause while you make a decision. My guess is that people are not understanding what internal monologue means.
You can't not have an internal monologue
Ellie would've likely got quiet a few simps if it weren't for being on the same season as The Angel of /ftl/. Now she will be quickly forgotten like many others before her.
>>212443428thats what i feel but so many fags dont get ellie is one of us
>>212443371asians are not immune to it, the oversexualized ones, vulgar asians in america are ghetto coded, they are evil
you need one person to live with, dont be like tinder/instagram whores who need 100k simps
>>212443453>My guess is that people are not understanding what internal monologue means.no, some people don't have it, if they walk from A to B they will not have a conversation in their head, they will just walk from A to B.
>>212443479So is Tayleigh
So is binx
So is summer
Girl autists aren't new
Get real
Trio with JC, angie and ellie
>>212443494What are you gonna eat for breakfast I'm getting hungry
>>212443500They don't think of anything at all? Pictures, events replaying in their head, nothing?
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>>212443434stop arguing semantics and just give the hot asian girl your debit card number already, piggy.
let's talk about adl-jontank controversies
>>212443519i dont eat breakfast except on special occasions
Burt and Claire are both Catholic school mindcfucked individuals
>ellie is one of us
there is no hope for some of you, you're dumbest mother fuckers alive.
>>212443536how about we don't BUT you post cute/sexy pictures of the adl girls. especially the black chick and xiomara because I cant find them on instagram.
Bad news y'all
I gotta shut the threads down
>>212443519just polished off the last of the burgers I grilled this weekend
>>212443524what the fuck is this. explain
>>212443536Mary Jane hit the wall at 18
>>212443536She cute
And raped her whole life
>>212443536she's already aging like milk
she said kek and posted a wojak, she's just like us for real.
y'all ain't working like a team
K A W
>>212443185>Burt who fucked old hairy men>Disgusted by GoranKek
>>212443563i get your point but r9k has or at least it had femanons on it,
>>212442992how are you talking to her if she has dms turned off
>>212443597He's seriously that bad, yeah.
>>212443603shes probably replied to him in offline kick chat
>>212443583isn't that what Klaus said about Josie
>>212443564Xio is boring and evil. Negress isnโt remotely hot but sheโs a sweet retard
>>212443524He's like an asian cole
>>212443600i've seen the girls on /soc/ and there sure as shit isn't any Ellie's on there. She's obviously skinwalking.
>>212442163Any random anon in this thread could make Fishtank a better show than Jet.
tfw
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>>212442992>desu im following her and have even talked with her and she seems to like me.
>>212443563Ella, Summer, and Betty have actually posted here under trips
Shadi does as well but she's fat
ricky ellie aryeh stream
https://gofile.io/d/BXgdgz
>>212443501i like to think that i exclusively chat with cute women on here
>>212443640meanwhile ellie just lurks and hides like a little bitch in her kick chat
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>>212443634idk, JC is filming a short movie or something in Taiwan
>>212443661>liking tripfags
>>212443603you can message her on kick, she sometimes starts talking, can't tell if she is a bit shy or just disinterested in the comments most of the time. She has private socials
>>212443611been going onto it to see what people were saying and some of these people are all pathetic as fuck. I mean I get simping but why are you talking to yourself and creating scenarios in how you and ellie will react or play games together. not to mention most of these people have admitted they're 35+ olds, ngmi
>>212443524Poor kid's going to prolapse
>>212443627ive met hot girls on 4chan in the past, including ironically a Vietnamese one once,
shit i flirted with a russian model for awhile from the russian 4chan
>>212443640posting here does not make you /oneofus/ and those examples alone prove that. It just means you're an attention whore.
>oldfags seething they canโt have the internet be their entire personality anymore
Kids like Ellie spent their entire teenage lives stuck on the computer due to lockdowns
>>212443694>not to mention most of these people have admitted they're 35+ olds, ngmiFreddy is 36 and girls were all over him during his instagram live stream the other night lol
So is everyone just already over the fact that Ellie fucked Jet? Lmao
>>212443622>xio is evilfrom what I saw in the documentary, her hassling the spic was the only part that I thought was interesting and funny. reminded me of the "no one likes you, kattan" story that jim breuer told about norm macdonald. so I dont think she was boring. the negress isn't very hot I agree but she seems like the closest thing that show had to a good person. Id marry her.
>>212443705Well look at mr chad over here
if ellie really was one of us she would know rule #1 but she's not because she's a newfag who only knows about 4chan because of tiktok videos
>>212443603she was accepting people on discord on rickys stream last night but mostly seems to be ignoring it
>>212443726why would we not be "over" that?
>>212443723>autistic memelords: spam the entire internet with memes for the LOLZ>also autistic memelords: noooo my memes Ellie stop stealing them they are my cumlolololol
>>212443726its just speculation and ragebait until theres actual proof like with claire/abi
>>212443726>>212443756It shouldn't be about whether or not he fucked her, cause Reddit and fishtank communities require video evidence of penetration apparently. It should be about him hiring employees that he wants to fuck, which is undeniable.
>>212443674Angie likes Tayleigh because sheโs a good person
>>212443732it wasnt that great,
One of them immediately tried to kill herself after talking to me.
One i was positive she was an actual spy
The Russian was a complete bitch. Very sexy though.
>>212443768Everything she says is so ridiculously 'try-hard'
>>212443723>lives stuck on the computer due to lockdownsin was one single year
>>212443674jackie streamed?
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>>212443394i can never comprehend how a human can be a husk without any kind of verbal conscience. its like they are fabrications.
god (higher dimensional(heaven) entity of love) created the third dimension (our existence) for us out of love, we exist in his canvas. We can't connect with the higher dimension in the same way a 2dimensional being would never be able to rotate sideways and see us, we cannot according to the dimensions of our existence "rotate" to see him or his higher dimension (heaven).
but we connect with his dimension every day (or we are supposed to). emotions, dreams, images of our third eye manifested out of consciousness(that we obtained through eve's temptation to unlock our animal state and become sentient), when we die and time and our third dimensional reality ceases to exist (life flashes before our eyes) we see everything in a single instant before our souls (heaven dimension entities) return to God, in a blinding light.
to exist as a HUMAN, without the third eye, the sentient link, is to not be human at all. you are not in gods image, where is your granted heavenly link to God's dimensional existence?
the imperceivable existence of such a dimension that transcends our own means that seeing beings from the heaven dimension is more confusing than our minds can handle, its terrifying.
>"be not afraid"the words spoken by angels that punch through into the third dimension to communicate with us by God's orders. our only descriptions of such images make no sense to mortal eyes, because they make no sense in our third dimension.
>>212443787>It's about ethics in reality show casting!ok good luck with that
>>212443796Need to bend this bitch over and nut in cider
>>212443740The same shitter shoahed fags crying about Ellie were the same ones crying about tfw no based trad wife who likes memes in 2017. Many such cases!
>>212443787there could be 4k footage of him jetting out her holes and she'd still get away with it because she's hot and that's a free pass for everything in life.
>>212443787See, it just gets turned into this
>>212443768. I don't know what this would be called in the conspiracy world. But it's encapsulating all of the stuff into a thing that's easily debunkable but was never really the point. Regardless, it changes the narrative to something entirely different and the stuff beforehand is forgotten.
>>212443787wait until you hear about what goes on in Hollywood
I know the Elliecord will ctrl+f "ellie" so they can tell her what we're saying. Im going to say this. Tell Ellie that Ive already decided that she did in fact fuck Jet so debunking it is pointless.
>>212443795Sheโs in SoCal
Hey, Ellie. Everything written about you in these threads was made with the specific intent to provoke you into responding or to make you feel bad. They know you lurk here and they're angry that Jet ruined their gay dating show, so put 1 and 1 together and stop falling for their bait.
Also, you're retarded, if you don't get a free college degree and use it to make connections with people who work in the same field. You always have the option to drop out, if you get a good job offer.
>>212443803Nigga shutcho bitch ass up
>>212443730Xio hasnโt made an honest dollar in her life. Sold fent, robbed convenience stores, shilled crypto. Nothing else
Hello everybody. My name is Lolcow Lenard.
>>212443840this
>>212443768is not a recent message, from yesterday
>>212443804An easy start could be Jet not hiring himself. Why would he? It's completely unnecessary and the time could be spent doing things like, filling out permits or anti-swatting forms.
>>212443833He's not even talented or good at his job though. I guarantee that if we had a FANTASTIC show each season, no one would be complaining about this.
>>212443821She doesn't matter at all in this scenario; it's only about Jet's habits.
I want to hunt and murder discord simps like the most dangerous game
>literally tells you she's going to scam you and you still fall for it
I really don't get it.
Why didn't Claire or Abi deny that they fucked Jet? have they actually been convinced it's a badge of honour or good for clout?
>>212443870This NIGGER lost the argument so he's switching topics now.
TJ and Cole are both heavily closeted zesty aahhhh gay men (that's just fax dog Es)
>>212443883its a short sighted weapon against each other
>>212443787because all the stories have been fucking nothingburgers/schizofantasy
>lying about rv>unable to google bunbed hotel newyork>unable to see that it's clearly different shortsthey are just seething
>>212443883the truth sets whores free
>>212443877exactly, and people give them at least 6 million dollars
>>212443856yeah I've talked to her a bit, she's not particularly impressive
>>212443883Claire is fully insane
Abi is fully retarded
>>212443883i did for months
Pretty sure I'm never getting my Hyde force shirt
>>212443782There is proof itโs the shorts I donโt think you guys are getting it, the content you will get will be astronomically better if you continue to bring up the shorts and the fact she fucked this greasy fat loser. This chick is pretty, but incredibly boring otherwise. Man this place used to love getting a rise out of people online, you should be having her filming herself doing ridiculous stupid shit to prove she didnโt lick Jetโs asshole because itโs funny and ultimately sheโs a fucking nobody.
>>212443883clout sharks wear their goons like a badge of honor
they're proud of eating his assholes
they need help but you can't save em dawg Es
>>212443927I wish more were like you
>>212443877Ellie seems lazy as hell to me, I would not be surprised if she barely even streams. she shouldve started already if she really wanted to capitalise and start the grift. doing a few IG lives and a commitment to ricky isnt helping her make money
>>212443927she 100% wore shorts to be a le quirky chungus and had no idea people on here would immediately know they were Jets.
>>212443960Look at this jeet cope
>>212443960she knows he wore those pants before
she's been lurking since s1
Frank Hassle has successfully
>created a new bond with fatty, greg, burt, and freddy
>a hot girlfriend
>canceled jon on twitter and blacklisted him from fishtank
so far a good year for frank
>>212443927nta but the weird part is its her own friends that are pushing it
>>212443866Lenard it's me tayleigh I'm from season 2 bro
*12 year old girl voice*
kek I fucked 4channel loldfag Hack_Blasterd
>>212443927personally not convinced they're the same shorts. rockstar logo is in a different position and they're clearly in worse shape than what ellie was wearing. I mean I guess Jet couldve gotten a new pair, but that seems like a bigger cope than anything else. I do think she should continue to lean into the fact that she fucked Jet and poke fun at the simps, there's really no reason to follow her post tank otherwise
ellie didn't even ask for money and seems very apprehensive about taking simp money, that's probably why she wants to do the right wing grift, because it is not so inherently sexualized
someone like angie was of baiting the first day out.
clear difference
>>212443960Either way man you guys should be threatening to leave unless she like does a dance in some socks with raw eggs in them and sings an elaborate song about how Jetโs a disgusting faggot. And then continue to bring the shorts up anyways.
>>212443981remember when he said he was going to "lose weight"? lol nasty skin tag aahhhh nigga
Hey Ellie its NiggaHitler420 from streamstars, hope you are doing well, Faggot-clan has your support JJJJJJJJJJ
>>212443974wow she must be like 200iq with encyclopedic knowledge about everything
really? do you believe in your own words?
>>212443960Either she knew, and if she knew then she'd obviously expect 4chan detectives to find out, or she didn't know and her friend actually tricked her into it. What you're saying makes no sense.
>>212443960>>212443974current theory is her friends bought the shorts with the purpose of trolling the fans
The question is ellie in on the troll or did she get tricked.
One of her friends says "its his shorts" in the clip.
They are le epic trolls.
>>212444015LISTEN TO THIS ANON YOU DUMB FAGGOTS
YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU THINK
>>212443674What is her youtube
>>212444049the latter obviously
>>212443674Jackie is so hot
Wish I could impregnate her our son would be so Chad
>>212444037tts being disabled for half a week was the best part of s3
i lurk 4chan! i'm le epic lurker!
>>212443886Which thing? I can only assume the Ellie one. Again, whether or not she and Jet fucked is beyond the actual argument. If they did, it adds to the argument, if they didn't, the point still stands.
>>212444064Are you gonna jork it
favorite lesbian ships in ftl? for me it's payinx
>>212443730If I landed on an alien planet of black Arielle type girls with no way home yeah Iโd marry one, but in the real world I would end up strangling our nigger sons. Same reason I couldnโt marry a full Asian, the mixed son problem is a big one.
we need gigi to perform a hymen check on stream
>>212443788angie likes tayleigh because she fanboys literally everyone from previous seasons
>>212443536what part of the show wasn't ruined by the jews? have jon and bleau kissed and made up yet?
>>212443465its possible bc i do not have one
>>212444049She didnโt know, she fucked Jet and afterwards wore those shorts around because she didnโt have any clean ones with her. Then she ended up with them back in Cali and sheโs wearing them because sheโs remembering how much she loved licking Jetโs asshole clean, and maybe even sheโs in love with greasy wigger Jet show sheโs wearing them as a sign of her secret love while out with her bf who she cheated on.
you know all the whores that did fuck jet are seething ellie didn't
>>212443999This, theyโre the ones who deserve the smoke, not ellie
>>212444012Just to give you an idea of the types of people that are in these threads, some were absolutely convinced Ellie would be the first start an OF outside of tank. it's mostly incels projecting their own insecurities and hatred for women
>>212444067No TTS, Jet was locked in the basement, man, Famous House was the best. They could also easily monetize it if they put in even the smallest amount of effort. Lock and unlock rooms via crowdfunding type fishtoys, similar to the Hassle Meter, but actually real this time. Would even give "clans" a real purpose where the clans could affect the show in the way they desired.
these threads are so boring when you don't care about ellie
>>212444095Yeah because sheโs a good person
>>212444118i dont want Ellie to do OF
>>212444067Unfortunately the rest of the season was painfully unfunny and unoriginal paypigs spamming circumflex vertical bar to Burt like its some secret code
>>212444107It has already been established that they are different shorts. Also, none of Jet Neptune's clothes are clean. The dude looks like he showers once a week.
and the simps of the girls who did fuck jet convinced themselves jet was a master grouper clout god who could fuck ellie rather than their waifus just being some of the biggest whores living
>>212444127I do care about her thatโs why she should be scared away from here and not used this place for validation
>>212444156ellieseethers btfo
>>212444156Jet is scared of virgins. Heโs no Sam Hyde. Also all eyes were on him this season and he knew it and is in the middle of fishtank collapsing
So Jet fired Luka because Luka is hot and girls find him attractive?
like, I feel bad for abi, she's an addict now
Documentary accusations against Jon were:
>underfed the contestants, who mainly subsisted off of grits and ramen
>trashed the house they rented
>rigged some of the challenges
>couldnโt do basic budgeting/accounting
>roid rage
>Jon mostly would fuck off during the day and was too lazy to show up and produce content, just showing up at random points
>let in someone who had covid, resulting in some contestants getting sick
>was negligent when it came to disciplining Mexican Jet, whom Jon would regularly admit was an insufferable sex pest
>one of the gaslights was โtoo realโ, where Jon appeared to leave contestants overnight in the wilderness only to return with McDonaldโs and take them back to the house
>would do fratbro hazing of the Jewish contestant by making him drink alcohol to dangerous levels
>was often off doing cocaine
>just general incompetence like technical issues
Honestly though I think this Van guy is the real problem
>hooked Jon on cocaine
>was the one who wrote all the Jet-bashing Tweets on Jonโs account, thereby burning that bridge for Jon
>did some sneaky credit card shenanigans so some random zoomer orbiter of Jonโs got charged the 18 grand in damages production did to the AirBNB
>>212444150from everything we know about her home life and her parents/sister being quite wealthy, things would have to get really fucking bad for her to do that. idk maybe she is that mentally fucked, but she's already apprehensive about streaming ffs
why was frank eating 2 big macs in the morning?
>>212444205eliminate your competition by any means necessary
>>212442069No, but it's close.
>>212443586qrd on this chick? she hot in a trashy way
threesome with bill and luca
femdom rape threesome with abi and claire
>>212444205I dont think there is any rhyme or reason for why the figgers decide to fire someone
>>212444205Also why Luke had the absolute minimum appearance, despite being very affable.
>>212444227He's overweight. But I don't see how he would even get big macs in the morning? Breakfast goes til 10:30
>>212444205Luca wasn't fired
>>212444156brother you're going too deep, stop noticing the patterns lol
>>212444260It's a location-by-location basis. In my city (in England), there are 2 McDonald's locations. One is open 24 hours on Fridays and the other is 24/7. Both start serving breakfast at 6am.
>>212444222Sounds exactly like fishtank
>>212444205He isn't even hot he was just the least ugly
mints is like dollar store luca
>>212444271vance wasn't fired either
>>212444205>>212444250suck their dicks already
>>212444127it is grim
>saar you are elliesimp>no saar, you are elliehater, you are angiejeet>saar bloody bastard, ellie is a bitch>ellie grifted bitch saar>saar you are pedo saar
>>212444297So did he have the big macs BEFORE 6am?
>>2124442972 mcdonalds? how small is your city?
>>212444069>cant solve the captchaMany such cases!
>>212444300fishtank with actual money and competent tech
>>212444127welcome to /bant/, discussion about your latest e-girl and how much the wiggers suck in ad nauseum
my respect for fran castle has increased a lot over the course of the stream
Im glad we moved on from discussing Ellies shorts to speculating where Frank got two bic macs at am hours
>>212444107Lol why do you care so much to spread this cuck fanfiction?
open /ftl/
ctrl + f "bill"
giggle at the bill ottman posts
close /ftl/
>>212444323Extremely, relative to other cities. It's only really considered a city because of its historical value and cathedral.
>>212444319Presumably; that's the only way that would make sense, unless we assume he was eating cold McDonald's.
>>212444223what she should do is what other "SFW" ethots do, they just open several gift wishlist websites and donation pages.
Its literally the same thing as OF without having to take your clothes off
>>212444222yeah obviously van, pedro and the others are the ones that caused jon's downfall, but that doesnt excuse jon, he might be retarded and autistic but he should know better
>>212444250He works for Sam not Jet
>>212444222So Klaus is right about van?
Shadi. You got some explaining to doooo
>>212444339The real ftl drama
do you think frank sometimes switches one of the big mac patties out with a grilled chicken patty? i do that sometimes
>>212442656cole might be the most whimsical human alive
i had a dream last night that i was at a party and letty was there and we ended up making out and holding hands.
>>212444339unironically a more interesting topic
>>212444339from a 24/7 mickdolands?
>>212444362ok but if she's so committed to the grift as everyone has been saying, why hasn't she started? she is losing momentum by the day, angie was smart enough to start the second she left the tank
>>212444290this but unironically
>>212444303They are both faggots
>>212444222don't forget he got abi addicted to drugs, giving him a track record of getting people hooked on something
>>212444395because theres no rush
>>212444380it's good to have a job, isolation literally changes your brain chemistry and makes you spiral into depression
>>212444290one of my biggest regrets is not having sex with a black woman
>>212444389Apparently some locations dont serve bicmacs at breakfast time and thats what we are trying to figure out as a community
>>212443836There was no lockdown here
>>212444367Yeah and Sam should buy out Jet's 23% and replace the showrunner with Luke.
>>212444222the 40 boys are a bad influence on jon
matt is a hardcore lettyseether
timmy is a perverted freak
bleau is a hot headed groyper
van is a wigger drug addict
>>212444428the answer is that frank stocks up on big macs and puts them in the fridge so he never has to go without mcdonalds. he is fat and thinks fatly.
>>212444205that's the kawcensus
>>212444222Fishtank has done most of these things
>underfed the contestants, who mainly subsisted off of grits and ramenS2
>trashed the house they rentedOk I guess they actually bought the houses in Fishtank
>rigged some of the challengesEvery Fishtank season
>couldnโt do basic budgeting/accountingEvery Fishtank season
>roid rageSam
>Jon mostly would fuck off during the day and was too lazy to show up and produce content, just showing up at random pointsSam
>let in someone who had covid, resulting in some contestants getting sickS2
>was negligent when it came to disciplining Mexican Jet, whom Jon would regularly admit was an insufferable sex pestProbably Jet
>one of the gaslights was โtoo realโ, where Jon appeared to leave contestants overnight in the wilderness only to return with McDonaldโs and take them back to the houseGaslighting the audience into thinking S4 would continue
>would do fratbro hazing of the Jewish contestant by making him drink alcohol to dangerous levelsLike every season
>was often off doing cocaineAnd Galaxy Gas (Pretty much the whole crew)
>just general incompetence like technical issuesOh ok, to be fair Fishtank has never had technical issues
What is it about Luke that makes people suck his dick so much?
>>212444445before those people started managing jon, jon's post season 1 career was streaming to 4 people on twitch
>>212444474He has charisma and looks good.
Also he's the only person currently involved with MDE who seems to be mentally healthy and capable besides Nick and arguably Alex Schultz.
about to take some kratom and goon all day bros
>>212444474He looks good in a show filled with trashy wiggers
>>212444413Jet does the same thing
stop glazing tranny
>>212444290>>212444396Only if a White man does it.
>>212444478it should have stayed that way
cvaik even took advantage of jon on s1
>>212444478And does he have a career now?
>>212444629now he streams to 15 people on kick. much better.
>>212444260Big mac combo's 24-7 where I am
>>212444721>jewish boy, take this