Thread 212442369

>>212442369 (OP)
hahaha

Why are there so many phoneposters at this hour

>>212442369 (OP)
>I am from /tv

i still say lol and lmao
never jumped on the kek bandwagon myself

>>212442579
This. Kek is a newfag word imo.

jej

>>212442731
Kek is used by literal toddler in Russia so I don't use it.

Yea I'm not updating your database with keywords faggot fed kikes. I hope you all get raped by niggers also I denounce the Talmud and circumsision is mutilation by another name

>>212442851
Any relevant intelligence apparatus has every possible detail they could need about you already, along with everyone else on this site

geg

>>212442369 (OP)
holy shit who cares

>>212442926
kek you think people don't flip? You think agents don't get redpilled reading about how many young men in this world have their genitals mutilated for no reason every year? I denounce the Talmud

top kek

Lol
Lmao
Rofl

I also say smileys instead of emoticons or emojis

:^)

>>212442369 (OP)
>He still uses kino and not "peak"

Ha haa

>>212442410
Never understood what people like you have against phoneposting. I browse this dump while at work (not an office job), taking a shit, or generally when I’m bored and away from home. When I’m at my PC I do fun things like play video games, listen to music, or watch Television & Film. Do you browse 4chan for fun?
>>212442369 (OP)
I do not say kek outside of world of warcraft because that would make me seem like a 4chan poster. Why would I want that, isn’t anonymity the whole point?

>>212442579
this
op is a tryhard desperate to fit in

>>212442369 (OP)
>what about lel

>>212442369 (OP)
Lol, lmao even

>>212443095
>I browse this dump
>Do you browse 4chan for fun?
That attitude right there is why you're despised

Eksdee

>>212442369 (OP)
>he doesn't use asd
lul

I type "lol" because I grew up typing "lol". Sometimes I'll kek if it fits the flow of the post better, but I'm not going out of my way to try to prove I 'totally fit in on 4chan bro'. If it's good enough for runescape in 2003, then it's good enough for 4chan in 2025. simple as.

>>212443314
If someone effort posts with proper formatting/green text and an image, it shouldn’t matter what device they’re posting from. People like you shitposting and calling attention to it instead of contributing to the thread are what gives people like me a bad attitude.

>>212443475
>he is having a meltdown
Kek

>>212443475
>getting upset on 4chan
lol

>>212442369 (OP)
i never stopped saying lel

jej

>>212443511
Based 2013 chad

>>212442731
Kek is an oldfag word. You are thinking of the dumb pepe shit it got associated with after. Kek comes from WoW

burr anyone?

>>212443579
idc

Test

genuinely agree with that David Mitchell video that 'lol' is just useful. easy, non-sarcastic (unless you're specifically being sarcastic) way to communicate you found something funny.

>my sides are in orbit!!! all teh keks!!!
'lol' will do.

>>212442731
It's older than you fag

>>212443579
naw. the only reason 'kek' is used today is because 15-20 years ago we had 'lel' (laugh even louder) as a way to 'ironically' say lol without actually saying it and 'bait' newfags into using it sincerely, and that devolved into kek. i'm sure people who know it from wow don't mind seeing it again but the motivations behind it's use are far more stupid than some blizzard chat filter

>>212443579
i was here for years before kek ever took root. kek is a newfag word.

jej mogs

>>212443683
Nope. Came from world of Warcraft. If horde tried to use local chat to make fun of alliance, it would get filtered. lol became kek. 2004.

>>212442369 (OP)
I like hah, because it implies the laughter stops there and it usually does because you aren't that funny.

>>212443579
>>212443848
Kek is normlafag tier. It’s not even newfag. It would be years before wowfags would find 4chan.

>>212443848
kek on 4chan did not come from kek on wow. only people who got here from like 2014 onwards think this.

:) :0 :p all me

>>212443683
there was ALREADY a corruption of lol and saying it outside /b/ was "fuck off back to /b/, /b/tard" stuff.

i mean that implies the existence of "lol" itself, a perfectly cromulent word.

>>212443975
>>212443903
Doesn't matter. Most people on /tv/ will keep keeking while you will keep seething and dilating.

>>212443975
… you mean when it started being used commonly?

kekypoo!

>>212444021
It’s funny how faggots like you fall for literally every ingroup-outgroup signal that comes out of eglin Air Force base

>>212444021
i dont really care if you kek or dont. I'm just explaining to newfags like yourself that it didnt come from wow.

>>212444034
kek was in use before 2014. but only people who showed up after 2014 think it came from wow and they use the "i-it's from wow!" excuse to try to mask their newfagness. "lol" was normal on 4chan for very many years. and then lel came along. and then kek and jej.

>>212444055
I am already imagining you as a troonjak. Hang yourself.

>>212444090
You sound like all your knowledge of 4chan comes from Fox News.

>>212444100
At least it’s real in your mind.

>>212444117
I've been on 4chan since 2007. You're just wrong on this one, newfag.

>>212444139
>At lea-ACK
You will never be a real woman.

MUH BOARD CULTURE

>>212444169
unironically yes. the over-moderation of board culture has globohomo sanitised 4chan into a boring fucking mess of brown people politics and everyone trying to be the next Tortanic/Bane/whatever the fuck.

>>212444146
Anon. That was the year Fox News covered 4chan. You proved him right.

>>212444208
“Board culture” is only ever what cancer starts calling itself when it’s left alone too long.

>>212444208
Normies ruined this site. You can tell whos a normie because they never stfu about women.

>>212444298
maybe he first visited the site earlier in the year.

for me it's still doing the whole -fag thing it's 2025 guy, grow up (don't act like you still watch anime in your 30s.)

Roflmao

>>212442369 (OP)
>he doesn't know kek comes from wow

>>212444454
Am I also not supposed to play video games in my 30s?

>>212443579
It's a newfag (2016) election tourist term

>>212442369 (OP)
I type LOL and lmao or if I'm feeling spicy then LMAO

>>212444298
I'm not an American, I would have and had no idea when Fox News covered anything. My only exposure to that Fox News report was on 4chan itself with the exploding van gif. I also didn't prove him right at all, because my post would say "I learned everything about 4chan in 2007 from a news report" if I was proving him right, but it doesn't, does it?

>>212444402
It's phoneposters like: >>212444298 and >>212444312 that ruined this site. They want 4chan to exist purely for those 10 minute spurts where they shitpost some nonsense when they're taking a shit or on break at work. They don't want to have to lurk moar or have a board culture to understand, because then they'd stand out as the newfags they are when they showed up.

>>212444501
kek is years older than the 2016 election, but it's still a newfag term.

>>212444454
I have never watched anime in my life (apart from Pokemon and DBZ as a kid). I will never drop the -fag suffix. Why are you trying to sanitise 4chan?

>>212444537
>im not American

Thanks for prefacing your post with information that renders everything after it irrelevant.

>>212443115
>>212442731
Kek was killed long ago in the meme wars during the civnat/skeptic invasion of /pol/ after r/thedonald got nuked.

>>212444589
I get the feeling you're trying to imply I'm Indian or Chinese, but no I'm just Irish lol. You're still a newfag, newfag.

>types lol
>can't into greentext
>"what is a pepe"
>"based? based on what?"

>>212444621
>im brown
Yeah you said that already

bur

Thoughts on "blud"?

>>212444496
it's okay, anon. they're art.

>>212444581
>Why are you trying to sanitise 4chan?
i just have a different opinion. i think on any message board you SHOULD be allowed diverse opinions, goes right back to 'forums' in the ancient sense.

but, it hurts my fee-fees. no need for that, is there.

>>212444599
The cruel fate of kekistan, poetic that kek died because of a larping newfag stealing memes

>>212444537

Been here since 2003.

>>212444454
Faggot

>>212444649
>the 2016 election transplant when confronted with the fact he's an election transplant newfag immediately reverts back to his 2016 election transplant glossary that consists almost entirely of American race relations insults
I appreciate such a total, complete, self-destruction lol

>>212444675
What's your different opinion? That you're a fag and you hate the normalisation of the word fag because you're a fag?

>>212444687
You and I both see that 4chan wikipedia article in your history m8 to double check when 4chan came about. It was nice of you to prove I was right about how easily identifiable you phoneposting newfags are by correctly tagging you as one, not once, but twice.

>>212444675
>it's okay, anon. they're art.
Then I will be enjoying anime as well, especially the art ones like Boku no Pico and Angel Egg.

>>212443625
You cared enough to say it was a newfag word dumbass

KWAB

>>212443475
Still having fun?

>>212444718
Why do you feel the need the keep reasserting your brownness?

>>212444741
>newfag projects when encountering oldfag

Tale as old as time.

>>212444970
lol seething 2016 election transplant

>>212444992
>reddit spacing
kek

>>212444992
>projects
>n-no you
Kek

>>212442369 (OP)
lol

>>212442369 (OP)
we switched to jej and heh a decade ago you phoneposting tourist

>>212445021

>I am brown

Yes, we got that. You quite clearly indicated no one should read your posts a while ago.

>>212445102
Your first few concessions were enough, transplant.

>You quite clearly indicated no one should read your posts a while ago.
>proceeds to read and reply to every post I make
kek

>>212445093
heh is older than lol

>>212445123
The last thing I read that you posted was “I am not American.”

>>212445158
And again.

>>212445182
You don’t need to read posts to reply to them. Though being a native English speaker it’s pretty hard not to read. More effort than it’s worth. Is fun watching you scream harder and harder in response to being told you’re irrelevant though.

>>212445212
And yet you do. Every single time. That's why you keep replying, because you know deep down that your ego exists in the palm of my hand. Because as a muttmerican, you know it's your place beneath a heel and doing what you're told.

>>212444599
Based knower

>>212442579
>say
lmaoing at your life

>>212442369 (OP)
>he types bur instead of lol

>>212445290
>im brown
Literally all im getting out of your posts bro.

But you seem starved for any attention so im here for you.

>>212445416
>us muttmericans are under complete ownership of browns and do everything they say
Mental to admit to, but makes sense. Even people you project brown onto because your owners. Reply again.

>>212445441
Okay brown, that’s a good brown.

>>212445481
See? You can't help but do as you're told by others. Reply again.

Haha ha how do you do fellow 4channers? The weather sure is acceptable today

>>212445501
>>212445481
Just kiss already.

>>212442369 (OP)
I like playing the dorky white guy character so I'll say "jajaja" with an english J so I can get away with being racist by hiding it behind a thin layer of irony.

>>212445501
I’m not even looking at the thread anymore. Just scrolling past it. But your desperate need for validation will keep it on the front page.

>>212445640
Like all good mutts, you've been domesticated. And good mutts always follow their owners commands. Reply again.

>>212445661
Here’s another (you) for the most desperate little brown.

I own you so much I dont even have to (You) you to make you reply, mutt.

>>212442369 (OP)
>iphone filename

>>212444687
large text + failing eyes confirm.

happens to us all ;__;

Oldfags go lel never was keke a thing unless you were balls deep in weeb anime koreanian shit.

>>212446840
wwwww get a load of this baka.

I use lel for teh lulz

frequent slur use

>>212445416
And that other anon is here for (you)s

>>212446632
luv me mojis :-D

>kek
i've always felt from the bottom of my heart that people who use this word should be shot down

>>212446632
that just normal phone screencap resolution

>>212447013
i know. i feel kinda sorry for browns like that, so I usually oblige. if that makes me a joypump oh well.

>>212447134
big wow player? bur used to make me utterly enraged until i nailed down the pavlovian conditioning at play. ya know
>get ganked
>bur

>>212445966
iphones don't use that naming structure anymore.

>>212444117
>i'll mention fox news, like a heckin '07fag

>>212444718
>I appreciate such a total, complete, self-destruction lol
they manage it so effortlessly, it's rather incredible

I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he's a spy. Using his index, middle, and ring fingers. As if a German would ever order beer like that. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that slut of an actress to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This monkeyshine! He's done worse. That accent! Are you telling me that a German could actually sound like that? No! He lied about it! He *questioned* a Gestapo officer. And I played 'Who Am I?' with him. And I shouldn't have. I sat down with him for a drink. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never changed. Ever since I met him 9 minutes ago, couldn't keep his hands off the scotch! But not our captain! Couldn't be our precious captain! Drinking the tavern blind. And he gets to wear an SS uniform? What a sick joke. I should have arrested him when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop him! You—

>>212446974
word

>>212446840
hwaiting
kekekekeke

>>212442579
>>212442731
"kek" has become a red flag for indians and other third-worlders

>>212447436
you just knocked loose memories of star craft on battle.net and all the asians going kekekeke

>>212443485
>>212443508
>>212444862
i don't think i have ever seen a more blatant samefagging, this takes some effort and a whole lot of boredom

>>212442369 (OP)
jej > lel = lol >>> kek

>>212447192
then why is it horizontal instead of the mobile CSS? i am modern and i accept phones, but you can't just go changing the rules like this.

>>212447104
makes me feel...more Japanese/special ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ‧+˚

how come nobody ever ended up on 'lil' or 'lal'?
what the FUCK is you guys' problem?

>>212442369 (OP)
>bur

>>212447633
>then why is it horizontal
it isn't horizontal. its cropped. unless you think there's someone with a monitor set to 1284x200

>>212447271
they do

>>212447746
i just meant the text layout, stylesheet. not that this was the full screen resolution.

are you telling me this is cropped from the mobile version of the site, still? what the fuck is going on. stop changing things. i ALREADY feel uncomfortable those links have '#'s and '(You)'s in them. that's some JavaScript shit.

>>212442369 (OP)
>IMG_ instead of 1948249534534 or w3wy4323545

>>212447859
newfag shit

>>212444687
Then do a triforce.

>>212443579
>>212443848
Why comest've'd'e that "bur" didn't catch on? Are alliance fags?

>>212444827
I wish you blacked posters would fuck off with your stupid fetish.

>>212447940
>thinking reaction images of all things are "newfag shit"
newfag and trying too hard

>>212442369 (OP)
LAWL

>>212447989
your filename isn't wrong.

i don't like change, anons.

>>212448021
yep. pure cancer that adds nothing to a thread.

being a purist doesn't take effort.

>>212442369 (OP)
>ich bin deutsch nigga

>>212442395
This.

>>212442369 (OP)
>he says glowie instead of glownigger

>>212443095
>phoneposting
it's a way to bait anons into arguments and get (You)s, just like all the other bullshit people get up to here.

>>212442369 (OP)
Can someone explain to me the meaning of this meme? I see it all the time on X and I'm never sure what to make of it.

>>212444501
i remember seeing it used around 2012

>>212448262
it means you need to lurk more kek

>>212448262
inglorious basterds. the guy holding up 3 fingers (fassbender) is a british spy with atrociously british accented german and the german officer is suspicious and has been prodding him for a while, and that's the point where he's sick of the game/bullshit.

>>212448262
to be truly german you need some autism in you

>>212443604
Fuck you.

>>212448356
I rarely go to the cinema these days, and when I do it's for special movies. If there's a particularly good moment, I stand and shout kino. The director deserves my praise.

>>212448281
so newfag then

>>212442369 (OP)
Lol
Lmao even

>>212448262
he's holding up 3 fingers when there are in fact 4 people seated at that table, thus proving he is a British agent because British children are not taught how to count.

i still say 'swag' and 'YOLO' when talking to normies.

>>212448358
>broccoli hair turns to his chums
>"YOLO? no cap dis old folk don got no rizz fr fr on god!"

>>212448426
same but without being a total fag

>>212447632
what about lmao

>>212444402
Chad Sexhaver here, my gf guffawed at this post. We’re going to a party later.

>>212448658
based

>>212442369 (OP)
>use kek with an online friend
>he asks what it means

>>212448598
roflmao>lmao

>>212448356
>>212448658
I say kino and based IRL and people just assume it's some kind of esoteric Internet lingo. I'm too autistic to understand why I shouldn't and also too autistic to know anyone who would excommunicate or otherwise socially undermine me for doing so.

>>212448833
>redpilled my irl friends on what kino and based means
>they unironically say it now

>>212448929
but they don't pronounce based correctly

>>212448262
That’s how many fingers british men like up their ass.

>>212448486
What the devil?

>>212442731
Kek is definitely not newfag. I actually don't use it because it's so old. It's a meme that has run it's course.

>>212444820
No I didn't

rofl

>>212442410
good question saar

>>212442731
This but unironically

>>212442369 (OP)
wwwwwwww

>>212449419
>Kek is definitely not newfag. I actually don't use it because it's so old. It's a meme that has run it's course.
How many pre-captcha boards can you name

>>212442369 (OP)
>complains about racism or other kinds of bigotry on 4chan

>>212449119
>baste

>>212444718
Shaming someone for their entire identity rarely works anon. They'll grow out of it eventually. Or they won't because the most devout defenders of a confidence scam are usually the ones who got dumped the hardest.

>>212448356
My favorite bartender says kino now when we talk about movies and I never quite know how to respond to it.

>>212442410
>monday morning
because they're commuting/getting ready for work or at work, retard. who the fuck actually uses their desktop before leaving the house on a monday morning?

i say kek, lol, lmao, lel, whichever because my world is filled with laughter and attempts to remain bright

>>212442369 (OP)
kek was always cringe, it's honestly re*dit. lol is a timeless classic, an expression that transcends all demarcations

>>212447271
Some do if their OS isn't up-to-date. If they haven't updated in the last three or four years it'll still come up like that.

>>212442369 (OP)
lawl

>>212448904
>>212451532
Just tell them Kino is European and you're worldly.

>>212442369 (OP)
>kek
election tourist

>>212442369 (OP)
fellow based bro kek cucks

>>212442369 (OP)
I only use kek on /v/.

>>212451672
It's equally as cringe as posting frogs

this thread has made me realise that even if i played computer games, /v/ sounds like the worst place ever to discuss them.

>>212443903
normalfag is normalnigger tier. you are not welcome here, zoomernigger

>>212451754
Are you laughing at election tourists?

>>212451532
you spend so much time at a bar that one of the employees has picked up your obscure internet slang?

>>212451915
>zoomer
Isn't that a reddit word?

Is kek right wing or left wing?

>>212442369 (OP)
>his penis isn't hanging out in public

>>212448460
lol

>>212452117

Must it be said?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c&list=RDsZJDYlxkM-c&start_radio=1

>>212442369 (OP)
He types fellows and friends instead of faggots and niggers when he is addressing to anons

>>212442369 (OP)
>da jooz instead of kikes or jews
jej

>>212442579
This t b h
I usually hate the kind of people who use kek

I haven't seen ROFL used unironically in probably 10+ years

I also miss saying ttyl to the girls I had on aim/msn 20 years ago

>>212442579
I never even jumped on the lolwagon. I just type the sound I made, if any.

>>212452117
It came from a time when there wasn't a hard division that's always pushed to make everyone constantly fight. In kek, we were united.

>>212448433
I doubt there are any pre-scientology raids oldfags hanging around anymore

>friend responds lol
>you just KNOW they didn't actually laugh out loud

>>212454868
>>212455032
its kinda harrowing to watch people texting and they're spamming various emojis completely blank-faced.

>>212452220
4chan X can randomise filenames. You should be more concerned about md5

>>212455019
You say that but I am the anon you responded to and I've been here (4chan) since 2005.

>>212455165
>You should be more concerned about md5
Doesn't that get stripped upon upload?

>>212455206
you're a rare bird anon, I came around 2010 but only went on /b/ for a long time.

>>212455206
Based fellow newfag from 2005

>>212442369 (OP)
Kek is cringe

>>212455259
rare are the people who've been here since 2003 and have only spent at most a few hours on /b/ in that time. so rare that even moot said everyone came for /b/

>>212455032
i remember video calling a girl, MSN or Skype or whatever it was. late at night, so we were just typing, no mics.

she wrote something legitimately funny, instinctively typed
>lol
basically forgetting a camera was on me.
>...you didn't even crack a smile.

fuck you, autism.

>>212442369 (OP)
I'm old so I still lol and lmao

>>212442369 (OP)
It’s summer as fuck in here.

>>212442731
People used kek before you were born zoomzoom.

I still do it for the lulz.

>>212455654
just like in my edgy comic books!

I heard a zoomer say based in public the other day, wanted to strangle him

>>212442369 (OP)
>he says "trans"

>>212452068
Zoomers are reddit.

>>212442579
this. kek was always faggy

I see, thank you for correcting me. I will now start using a lingo more appropriate to better disguise myself as a 4chan user.

>>212455806
Cringe

>>212455806
>I heard a zoomer say based in public the other day
I was that guy. Sorry.

Brazilians use kkk or more k’s instead of lol. I’m not joking.

>>212455806
that was me in a wig. was just trying to sleep with zoomers, sorry anon.

>>212456137
thought brazilians went HUEHUEHUE

>>212442369 (OP)
>he types lol instead of lel

>>212442369 (OP)
>kek

I've been here for a decade and I'm glad I don't say that shit.

>>212443579
Kek is from starcraft (not fucking sc2) zerglings 'kekekeke'. It is pure reddit thedonald newfag speak on 4channel though

>he doesn’t know robert lore beyond crab legs, popcorn mines and the no-singles policy
jej

>>212442369 (OP)
kek is so 2014-17. I've been using a variation of jej, lel and lyl (RIP).

>>212455229
Youre thinking of metadata. Md5 is a hash a unique identifier string generated from the image

Same to using "redditor" as a bad think when half of the content here comes from there. I visit the frontpage, gaming and movies and there's often a post from there making the rounds here

>>212442579
>>212442731
around here we use max par

>>212456896
>>212456806
>>212442369 (OP)
>newfags can't HUEHUEHUE
absolute state

>>212455806
Let me guess, you say "keyed"

>>212442579
anyone who does any of those is a literal faggot and immediately gets labeled as someone I give zero respect towards

>>212442579
>not ROFLMAO

>>212442369 (OP)
>he says kek instead of jej

>he doesn’t jej
>he doesn’t zozzle
o i am laffin

>>212458371
>Zezima
fuck me, that's a name i've not heard in a long time.

>>212443033
bro really says kino bro is on some peak ahh shit fr

>>212443095
>me seem like a 4chan poster
We're on 4chan you fucking idiot

>>212442369 (OP)
When did you realize "kek" was a successful algorithm implemented by Palantir to lure people? Almost every single alt-right influencer from that time ended up exposed as:
1. Fag
2. Jew-shill
3. Mentally ill
4. All of the above

I hope you realize you were psyop'd into being the way you are. You don't have a single original thought for yourself

>>212442369 (OP)
>letting group pressure dictate how you express yourself on an anonymous site
ISHIGGIDYDOODAADAY

>>212447218
yeah now open your perky american made mouth so I can pump some fresh cum in it

>>212459798
it's a goofy i'm part of the group!!!' gimmick too. i know we're not teenagers, but it's the '[doing cool thing] makes me cool, right?' conundrum.

irony is, if it was just anything that could go in a normal English post on a message board, rather than some kind of 4chan-catchphrase-shortcut, maybe you could be a cool guy. write ideas that stand on their own merits. have interesting opinions, or be creative.

>>212448356
>>212448904
>>212448658
what world do you guys live in? "based" and "redpilled" are essentially mainstream terms now

I just use everything ironically so you know I'm cool

>>212456806
It's from WoW you fucking redditor. No one used kek in starcraft or before WoW, anywhere. Even during vanilla wow it wasnt really used. I actually played these games. Reminds the time someone said pwned comes from when some streamer on twitch mistyped owned.

t. actual oldfag

>>212462155
and if you newfags really wanna know why it is kek, it's because in WoW you had two factions, like it has now. Very early in vanilla WoW there was a very simple translation between factions, so if you wrote something in chat, it would translate it to the other faction very rudimentarily.

Lol just happened to translate to Kek, can't remember which side to which, or was it both. They did change it fairly fast, as people started to figure how they could communicate with the other side.

>>212462155
Gooks would use kekekeke starcraft. I mostly played ums