Thread 212442953

>BREAKS ALL OPENING DAY RECORDS
>MAKES ME SO THIRSTY FOR A DR. PEPPER
>LET ME BUY SOME ALTOIDS, M&Ms, SNICKERS, DORITOS & LAYS POTATO CHIPS
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>>212442953 (OP)
OP is a nigger
No I will not elaborate

>>212442953 (OP)
I can’t wait to eat some Doritos while I drink Dr Pepper after I ate some altioids after I ate some new vinegar flavored lays while I open source a cure for heart disease so I can do it all over again!

>>212442989
>dinosaurs
dinosaurs? this movie is about a giant veiny throbbing cock with a bulbous mushroom head

chubby dino

>>212443091
>chubby dino
fully erect dino
(same dino)

Dino McChickens

>>212443123
>McChickens

>>212443091
>chubby dino

>>212443091
>>212443110
wait do they really have the same dinosaur hold a man and a helicopter like this
is it a plot point that it's growing?

>>212443091
I would call him Yakubdino or Yakubsaur
>>212443503
Peak Murrikan

>>212443548
>is it a plot point that it's growing?
No, the dinos are fully cgi so they just scale the dinos to look big and scary in every shot, regardless of how large they were in the previous shot.

GloboCorpoHomo offers female MARSOC Special Elite PMC Ninja Badass
> $10,000,000
to ensure security of one scientist to get a DNA sample on dino island.

The Dirty Half Dozen of hardened Mercs
> intentionally brings zero weapons
and consists of
> 1 quipster cunt
> 1 useless lesbian
> 2 niggers
> 1 white euro that doesn't speak English (he dies first)

We're supposed to connect with a squatemalan family who's father sails the entire troupe and the daughter's boyfriend into the most dangerous land on earf

>>212442953 (OP)
Who is paying to watch this garbage?

>>212443548
no pyscho, stop doing this size changing shit in every fuckin' thread

>>212443817
another psycho

>>212444335
and here we have another one. Front entrance for the asylum is that way

>>212444332
>no pyscho, stop doing this size changing shit in every fuckin' thread
to be fair, if you're watching this movie, you're going to check out waaay before the SuperPenis Dino shows up. This is retard-tier story. BRAZZERS writes better dialogue than whats in this slop

>>212442953 (OP)
In everyone’s precious Blade Runner, they fly past Coca Cola and Pan Am billboards a distracting number of times.

>>212442953 (OP)
>>212443007
>Zoomer discovers what product placement is

>>212444423
see if you notice the egregious in-your-face placement of brands in this film, though.

The brands ONLY appear at heightened stakes scenes. Probably just a coincidence

>>212443072
At least he had a tasty snack before he became a tasty snack.

>>212444392
I enjoyed most of it and stayed until the very end. Did they film the last escape boat shots against a blue screen? It looked fuckin' weird

>>212444453
I only noticed the Snickers bar. Literally dont recall anything else.

>>212444480
>I only noticed the Snickers bar. Literally dont recall anything else.
probably because you were blowing your boyfriend for the rest of the movie

>>212442953 (OP)
this piece of shit dino kino paid itself back before actual release. Spielberg/Marshall are marketing gods and you can cope

>>212444335
How do you fuck it up that badly ahahahaha

>>212444561
looks cool, don't care

>>212444172
bro is pretending he watched the movie

>>212442953 (OP)
>Put it my mouth and then put this your mouth. You'll like it. It's good.

>>212443091
>l-l-look out its a giant autistic pumpkinhead looking CGI kaiju!
shant be watching this one even though that rex scene in the river looks cool but i can just watch the only good 2 minutes of the movie on youtube

>>212442953 (OP)
This movie of all things really mindbroke jeets

>>212444460
> the drex ate the snickers bar that was inside the stomach of the human that just ate the snickers bar
Woah….ew!

>>212444335
ohnonononononono *inhales*. AhhahahahahhHahhahahhhahHa

>>212443110
>>212443091
The human should be the ant sized to him what the fuck?

>>212444335
theres more than one of them of varying sizes, you absolute dipshit. its a major plot point if you actually watched it

>>212444561
>How do you fuck it up that badly ahahahaha
hire Indians to do your CGI
> they fuck up the simplest of tasks....bloddy bitch

>>212444643
>bro is pretending he watched the movie
name the Merc crew

>>212444767
When do they reveal theres more than 1 D-Rex?

>>212444809
>name the Merc crew
HERE'S YOUR BATTLE HARDNED COMBAT MILITARY VETS, BRO

>>212444863
>When do they reveal theres more than 1 D-Rex?
at the very end.
The main Rex chases ScarJo to the escape raft then the second DRex appears and the two dinos fight over the remaining
> Bag of Memphis Barbecue Lays Potato Chips
our heroes escape into the sunset

>>212444912
ed skrein could kill you with his bare knuckles

>>212444960
>ed skrein could kill you with his bare knuckles
interesting because he dies in the first 2 minutes of conflict
2 BAD SO SAD WYT BOI

>>212444960
He'd never get that close. I could kill him by farting on him.

>>212445008
spino is always superior

>>212444956
Thats the same D-Rex, retard. There's only one.

>>212443004
Does anyone know when Snickers turned to shit? I know they've gotten 25% smaller but they don't even have flowing caramel anymore. They're fucking crap. Used to be one of the goat chocolate bars.

>>212445047
>sar i check government approved ai for the knowledge sar
watch the after credits scene retard theres like 12 of them guarding a nest. implying they fuck too and lay eggs

>>212444767
>>212444956
>Media illiteracy moment

>>212444335
The absolute state of movies in 2025

>>212443091
He’s literally me

>>212445092
> fan fiction
stfu faggot

>>212445145
>>Media illiteracy moment
the dino remains the same size
its the PEOPLE that get enlarged by all the adrenaline

>>212445389
Based low iq retard anon

>>212444960
He looks like he wears his mother's underwear