Arthouse, classics and staging.

loving wife edition

>QOTD
What is the worst movie you unreservedly like? Let's say under 3.0 rating on 'boxd. Hard mode under 2.5 rating.

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Queen of /film/

Queen of /film/

Giraffe of /film/

>>212443547 (OP)
>QOTD
apparently it's jupiter ascending

>>212443547 (OP)
Fuck you you bakeblocking scumbag.

>>212443577
Please crop her foot out if you're going to post this.

>>QOTD
I don't even know why it's under 3.0. I think it's one of those things where it ended up on the hands of the wrong people. It's not even THAT experimental and alienated from the general conventions of cinema.

>>212443649
Good lord those forearms. Humina humina humina...

>QOTD
My hard mode answer is Ghost Rider (2007). That shit was tight. Saw it on a long flight.

>>212443547 (OP)
>QOTD
Megalopolis has an average of 2.3 but that's kind of cheating. Normies were lured in by celebrity actors and got megafiltered because the film presupposes knowing cinema history.

>>212443708
Maybe because you can't see shit for like 90% of the "movie"?

>>212443650
Fuck this stout cunt up again, Bookum!

>>212443783
obsessed

>QOTD

Halloween II by Rob Zombie (director’s cut). I think it’s a great movie. Slasher fans seethe every time someone does something different.
and Exorcist II: The Heretic. It’s funny how dogpiled it was and is considered one of the worst movies ever made when all the sequels were much worse. Ole Kermode didn’t know how good he had it when this came out. I enjoy it.
M Night Shyamalan’s Old and Trap.
All of Paul W.S. Anderson’s movies.
I like some of Dario Argento and John Carpenter’s “please retire old man” era films like Il Cartaio and Ghosts of Mars.
And The Thing prequel but mostly because MEW was my original waifu.
Cosmopolis is 3.0 on the verge of falling. Audiences seriously hate late stage artists. I haven’t seen Megalopolis yet but i doubt it’s that bad for the same reason.

>>212443577
EARTH SHATTERING TRUTH.

>>212443771
Knowing cinema history, and enjoying analytical viewing. Plus the film doesn't insult your intelligence like how bid budget films have to in order to appeal to as many people as possible.

>>212443734
I already liked her before seeing those arms but good god… shame she's mostly blonde these days.

>>212443805
Because you bakeblocked me yet a-fucking-gain you stupid stout fuck. Go back to watching American Dad or preferably kill yourself.

>>212443774
I suppose you're one of the "wrong" people I was referring to. Shit's perfectly decipherable in comparison to most non-representational, truly abstract shorts out there. And the narrative itself is simple enough to not be too bothersome to follow even the imagery gets vague and hazy.

>>212443823
I thoroughly enjoyed Exorcist 3.
Appreciate the Cosmopolis shout. The Shrouds is at 3.01, but that'd also answer the QOTD for me.

>>212443783
I unironically prefer Gadonpaki to him. At least Gadonpaki's kinda funny sometimes.

>>212443914
i didn't bake you idiot, why would i respond to my own QOTD
>>212443996
>obsessed hater has shit sense of humour
say it ain't so!

>>212443823
>MEW was my original waifu.
Been a fan since Sky High tbqh plus she was born oddly close to me

>>212443996
Easily the general's worst ever poster. If I had one magically unevadable permanent ban to use on someone I'd use it on him.

>>212444161
QRD on why Bookum sucks so bad other than the schizo use of trips?

>>212443914
If this guy had a gf she'd ask for sex and he'd be like "On it!" and then take an hour to get hard while someone else comes along to fuck her for him lol

>>212443547 (OP)
only the first four are under 2.5. up to Thanksgiving are under 3.0

>>212444143
>i didn't bake you idiot
Sure.
>why would i respond to my own QOTD
So people can see your answer. Other posters do this too, and in this case it dovetails with you shilling your shitty letterboxd.
>has shit sense of humour
Lmfao. You're a MacFarlaneshitter and thus in no position to cast aspersions on anyone's sense of humour.

>>212444207
I was referring to Dingo, not Bookum (whom I love for btfoing Dingo).

>>212444209
You didn't even wait for 310. It's more like my gf asked for sex when I got home in 15 minutes and you decided to rape her so she wouldn't have to wait.

>>212444273
obsessed, deluded and ignorant of seth macfarlane's input on american dad, which is little to none.

>>212444334
Kek. The fact that you can even tolerate his voice acting speaks volumes. You are actual lebensunwertes leben. Lmfao.

>Rex Ingram's style thrived on the macabre, such as in his psychological thriller, The Conquering Power (1921), where he presented insanity visually. While at Universal Studios, Ingram was fascinated by physical deformity, where he was fired for "employing every hunchback and dwarf in Hollywood on Universal's payroll."
gigabased

>>212443547 (OP)
>QOTD
Ma Mere (2004), it's so trashy

>>212444324
It appears the gf in this analogy (the rest of the general) has given full consent to my baking

>>212444644
"Your honour, I know I'm not the husband she was waiting for, but he was 15 minutes away, she was horny and I couldn't make out a no during the struggle. If that's not consent I don't know what is!"

>>212443649
Those are some HUGE feet, my god.
watch it :)

>>212443547 (OP)
Thank you for not making this thread a waifutranny edition, I expected a case of reverse psychology and was ready to sit this one out.

>>QOTD
Quintet. I don't mind the vaseline edges and like almost everything about it except the inert, silly script; a little bit more effort, or Altman's usual improvisation, would probably make it worthy to be put alongside the druggy haze of Mash and McCabe.

Anti-waifuposter really cooked your asses, huh? Look dudes, you're really gay and cringe, and act like you're simultaneously a high school clique of women and desperate to fit in by whatever means possible. You're no doubt the cancer that killed /film/, and every good poster left because of you. You also get offended by everything and believe in the stupidest shit possible. Have a nice day.

>>212443547 (OP)
>What is the worst movie you unreservedly like? Let's say under 3.0 rating on 'boxd
Freddy Got Fingered.

We're all a really gay and cringe high school clique of women and desperate to fit in by whatever means possible and the cancer that killed /film/ no doubt here.

>>212445359
Kek.

/film/ in and of itself is a clique on /tv/

>>212445223
>loving wife edition

>>212445384
Because 3 posters decided to make it as gay as they could. At least we got to accept that they are professionals at shitting and Discording things up.

We're all professionals here.

>>212445447
Neutral, clever.

This waifuhatin' nigga sound like tha niggahater of da past. Sheeit, issall makin' mo' sense now!

The Canyons 2013 Directed by Paul Schrader
>Schrader was watching porn and jerking off a lot and made “The Canyons”, and that’s the story. Schrader’s earned a self indulgent piece of shit like this, but the film is so very different from his other self indulgent shit that it’s mind boggling. I still want to know what’s up with this film’s existence and never will.
This qrd actually makes me want to check it out. It's 2.3 on LB.

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/7/7/locarno-announcing-shocker-tomorrow-july-8
Mektoub bros....we are so back....

>>212445810
NO. FUCKING. WAY.

So many movies to watch, so little time. Well actually there is a lot of time, I have decades and there are only a couple thousand worthwhile movies to watch. But still, I could die from sudden cardiac arrest.

>>212445810
holy fuck MY DICK

>>212445778
The movie is just The Asylum tier in production value / overall direction. It's bafflingly bad but not artistically interesting, just shockingly poorly made.

>>212445810
>Mektoub bros finally getting their film
Onania Club bros...our time is coming. I can feel it

>>212445901
Happy for you pookie. One of my best friends lives there, coincidentally. I'll ask her to sneak in and make a camrip. (She doesn't like movies)

>>212446056
<3

>>212446054
>Hanna secretly joins a group called The Onania Club. Its members, strong independent L.A. women, get aroused by the misery of others. Hanna meets more misery than she could ever hope for and in the process loses everything she cares for.
>’s the ultimate satire on our time," Six says, speaking exclusively to LADbible. "The elites, religion, Covid, Black Swan events, conspiracy theories, the Illuminati."
no way that's ever being released

>Wiazemsky and Bresson developed a close relationship during the shooting of the film, although it was not consummated. On location they stayed in adjoining rooms and Wiazemsky said that "at first, he would content himself by holding my arm, or stroking my cheek. But then came the disagreeable moment when he would try to kiss me... I would push him away and he wouldn't insist, but he looked so unhappy that I always felt guilty." Later Wiazemsky lost her virginity to a member of the film's crew, which she says gave her the courage to reject Bresson as a lover.

>>212446482
Pure evil.

>>212446482
>>Later Wiazemsky lost her virginity to a member of the film's crew
The donkey?

>>212446553
Kek.

>>212446553
Got. Her. Ass.

>>212446602
Heh.

>>212446602
I'm sure he did.

>>212446637
Ass 2 Ass.

Goodmorning Gadonbros

The age old dilemma

>>212446524
>to see Breedy Bobby films is to renew one's distress at those glimpses of grim malignance in his life

>>212446032
"Bafflingly bad" is the exact way I'd describe his Cat People, but at least it had decent production values. What's with Schrader and baffling films.

>>212447068
I was talking about Wiazemsky.

>>212447262
>just let this creepy old lecher molest you

>>212447314
If she let him, it wouldn't be molestation. Simple as.

>>212447531
Would that it were so simple

>>212447314
She could've at least not fucked the donkey. Is that to much to ask?

Tell me honestly have the visuals look and feel of films at all changed from about 2012 to mow, if so how?

I can't tell any difference between content produced in the past roughly 15 years

>>212447613
In mainstream cinema there's a lot more wider angle lenses and blurry backgrounds.
In arthouse cinema idk really, it's all very different. Although it seems like at some point during the late 10s there appeared a trend for non-standard aspect ratios. It's not like that shit didn't happen before (Xavier Dolan juvenile gimmickry) but it has increased to the point every other movie at a film festival has an aspect ratio that's not standard. And it isn't being used like a gimmick even, even regular social realist dramas will often be in 4:3 or 1.66:1.

>>212447613
Netflix was picking up pace at that time. Gradually movies released straight-to-vod had their visual style optimized for relatively small consumer grade LCD panels, as opposed to a cinema set up. I lost my train of thought, I'm too sleepy. Ignore this post.

>>212448023
Can you believe that some asshole in the last thread said that this chick is less attractive than S____ G____? Preposterous.

>>212445148
okay :)

>>212448187
>Sar _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Saars? Our response?

>>212448187
You just know Bea's a freak in bed too.

good morning sar I am awake here ruin your general sar

>>212448481

>>212448187
You try way too hard to be accepted into the cvck's circle. Can't you stop validating and sucking on your friends' dingdong's at least for one day?

>>212448880
Missed this adorable lil goof.

>>212445509
Gadonfag is not three separate posters, anon.

>>212445810
WAIFUFAGS VINDICATED!!!

>>212449387
It's a Waifumas miracle!

American Dad, American Sniper, American Pie, American Psycho, American Hustle, American Beauty, and The Americans. Those are the only damn fucking shows and movies for me in these patriotic times. I am at work, I am stout, I just had sex with the fat girl and all I can think about is USA USA USA

>>212449295
Many people post Sarah Gadon here

>>212449518
It's just you posting her and it's debatable whether you are human.

>>212449509
Watch American Woman, starring the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon.

>>212449597
never

>>212449589
He's actually a bot.

>>212449636
Cuck

>>212449509
Based.

>>212449509
Ummm you're bri'ish if I correctly remember the time on a screenshot you posted here one time.

>>212449509
Watch Ugly Americans and listen to American Woman next.

>>212445615
Nah, the niggahater of the past was me, and i like the waifufags. Thanks for reminding me of that webm though, it was really funny, and i like that i'm Miou Miou in it (in a non-tranny way).

what the fuck is the deal with these threads? this is the one place I wouldn't expect autistic zoomies but that's an apt description for every single one of you.

what is the /film/ recommended site for subtitles?

>>212449914
>(in a non-tranny way)
Thank you for clarifying. I was about to lend you my dilators and skirts.

>>212446482
>>212446524
>he looked so unhappy that I always felt guilty."
Yeah so guilty that she then turns around and fucks some random guy in the crew, women really do be doing shit like that like it's nothing. Thanks for reading my little incel rant.

>>212449972
These guys just want to have friends in the most weakly feminine way possible. The posibility for adult conversations is forbidden, because everyone just sucks each other's cock right around the clock and the threads are just comedy by this point. Unironically, /tv/ mogs hard.

>>212443547 (OP)
>QOD
Don't use trannyboxd so i have no idea about their ratings, but i also like >>212443823 The Exocist II, it's a clear mockery of the first one, made by people who clearly think all that shit is silly nonsense, and as such it works well in its absurdity and excess. I also like most of late Argento too, except Giallo, that's a piece of shit.

>>212450117
Of course not, /tv/ is even more waifufagging than /film/, and most discussion is about retarded shit like fishtank, capeshit and Star Wars, there's not a lot of film discussion here but when there is is about arthouse and classics at least.

>>212447955
The academy ratio square is the most based aspect ratio and if it's back then finally cinema is healing.

>>212450236
Just yesterday there was a Berserk thread which was better than the last 4 months of /film/. I could mention thread after thread which mog /film/ on a daily basis, but as I've said, you don't care. This is just a meme of a general, a Discord server... a calamity.

>>212450356
>Berserk
lol, ok.

>>212450356
>Berserk thread

>>212450236
We discuss Sarah Gadon here

>>212450398
>>212450440
Your replies explain why this general is shit. Terrible taste in everything.

Every complaint about waifupimps is one more post not discussing arthouse & classics.
Only rasta/film/ can fix this.

>>212450624
Bombacloot, I've made this exact point countless times, but the batty boys here won't listen.

Zion (rasta/film/) can't come soon enough. These are coptic times, mon.

>>212450624
Fuck this gay server.

>>212450020
Sub-scene has been somewhat reliable for me

>>212450809
Mi neva say sorry fi nutten inna mi life. Di only tings mi really sorry 'bout a di curse mi put pon Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert nuh like mi movie, den mi sorry fi him.

Sorry, I was at ballet. What did I miss?

>>212450117
Holy seethe.

>>212452377
Same actually.

https://youtu.be/9FqyB5edf38

Crazy that he's still around. I enjoyed the Godard anecdote.

I feel the need to write down my sincere thoughts during the current climate, it'll make me feel better. Stop reading right now if you don’t care about personal microblogging.

I’ve always struggled with being a part of online communities. I’ve hitherto never been in an online space where I feel a part of. /film/ is the one online space where I get a sense of belonging, appreciation, and acceptance.
Of course I put on an act with the help of my cool looking French actress, who doesn’t have a board ego? Others referring to Dalle as a “waifu” has always felt off. I’m not attracted to her, I don’t think about her outside /film/, she’s just one of a number of actresses who I like seeing.
I picked a “waifu” for no other reason than search for belonging. Belonging in an anonymous community to my mind requires means of identification. I of course shit out heaps of OC about movies and /film/meta, but that’s hardly a way to identify a person. Plus, actresses are easier on the eyes.
Tsaibro is the only recognizable person I know. We’ve had countless long-winded calls discussing cinema, even met up in real life. He’s one of the two people I can have uninhibited talks about movies with, and I wouldn’t know him without /film/. Big respect for that man.
This place really is important to me. To see the recent vile posts about the gimmick I partake in, gives me mixed feelings. I wouldn’t call it sadness in and of itself, but I get a vague sense of being ostracized. He’s not directly attacking me, but indirectly he has disturbed my sense of belonging, the sense that I’ve come to cherish more than any of you think.
I feel a pinch of guilt about putting Dalle in my posts, these recent threads have contained more “off-the-grid” posts from me than ever before since starting the gimmick.
I feel awful if I unintentionally upset somebody, especially if they hold it in for long. This guy seems to have opened the dam with malicious intention. I’m hoping to feel still waters again.

Fin.

>>212443547 (OP)
>What is the worst movie you unreservedly like?
Any Fast and Furious movie

>>212453408
I would very much like it if you killed yourself. same goes for Gadonpaki, Kinskifag, Harperfag, etc.

>>212453959
I refuse your anger, you get to keep it.

>>212453959

>>212453959
Cope.

/film/ meetup when

>>212454837
we meet up once a month, you're just not invited

>>212454837
Everyone's too spread out unless it's virtual.

>>212453408
>To see the recent vile posts about the gimmick I partake in
It's just the same crap someone spews every couple months when they have a meltie over avatarposting.
I wouldn't let it get to you, friend. Nothing's changed.

>>212453408
I don't believe anything you say, we all know you ARE tsaifag.

>>212452967
Ha, yeah, that guy on his audience was /film/ before /film/.

>>212450809
>>212451160
It's not happening, stop trying.

>>212455350
this

>>212443708
>starts with god disemboweling himself

>>212453430
Based

Shanghai Blues was... not good. In fact it was terrible. Almost bollywood tier. First time in a long while I couldn't finish a movie. I think I'm gonna have to put Tsui Hark on the ban list. Real shame since Brigitte Lin is in a number of his flicks.

I watched the first 20 minutes of Star Trek IV but I fell asleep... Today is the day I finally watch Au hasard Balthazar. Yes! Truly!

>>212453408
Incisive words. Longfellow couldn't have said it better. SHO-NUFF...

>>212453959
Based Charlotte appreciator???

>>212454837
It's not fair on our Indian friend... (In my head you are all Americans for some reason)

>>212456992
>you are all Americans
Never been more insulted.

how many profiles you have blocked on letterboxd /film/? 267 and counting here

>>212456992
>>212457242
Are there actually non-americans here aside from the soccer ball cuck

>>212457321
none, because I'm not neurotically autistic and can just ignore whatever doesn't suit me

>>212457562
Dongo blocks anyone that unfollows him kek imagine being that autistic

>>212457474
Latinos, including Brazilians, are a majority here.

>>212443547 (OP)
>QOTD
huh. These are my lowest rated liked films.

>>212457474
>Doesn't know /film/ is a latino general
You new?

>>212457676
Based and 1930spilled.

>>212457562
if we were on boxd I would have already blocked your ass for this midwit opinion

3 brazilians, 3 mexicans, 2 argentines, 2 chilean, 1 costa rican, 1 sexdawg, unidentified number of yankees and yuropeans.

>>212457851
Americans are the silent majority. Dawg of Sex is Canadian.

>>212443547 (OP)
>What is the worst movie you unreservedly like? Let's say under 3.0 rating on 'boxd. Hard mode under 2.5 rating.
I wanted to say BASEketball but it's actually 3.2 ffs

BASEketball is 100% certified trashkino this hill I will die on.

>>212457851
No one's here anymore, right? I guess that's why the threads are so dead.

>>212457937
Go ahead and die on that hill then, it's not even remotely funny.

>>212457474
i'm a bong

>>212457937
I finally watched this recently. Picrel was distractingly beautiful, so much that I had to pause the film to make this collage.

>>212457474
Swissfag here (I hate Goddard)

>>212458192
Do you like Dominique Labourier (b. 1943)?

someone run a strawpoll like kdg did

>>212457770
I'm a precode fanatic. I can't believe Lady in the Lake was rated so poorly. it is a great detective/noir movie. I guess the way its shot is sort of gimmicky but I liked it.

>>212458103
>Preparation H Arena
>Maxi Tampon stadium

>"Just like when I was a boy and players were treated like..."
>"Indentured servants?"
>"Yes!"

>the Unsolved Mysteries scene with Robert Stack cameo

You poor soulless man

>>212458332
Never heard of it. I mostly watch films from the 30s-50s, American films for the most part.

>>212458438
Okay

>>212457851
>>212458109
>>212458192
I'm really getting films reccs from guys that wear skinny jeans, have never fired a gun, don't watch baseball, and never skateboarded. We like, lost the cold war or something.

>>212458463
I also like Japanese neo-noir and samjrai films from the 50s-60s and Spanish comedies from the same era.

>>212458359
>I'm a precode fanatic.
Very based, anon.

>>212458397
>Preparation H Arena
>Maxi Tampon stadium
These were particularly not funny.

>>212458545
You wouldn't know funny if it kicked you in the nuts

>>212458606
I would, me being kicked in the nuts would be funny.

>>212458613
Nah you'd probably be like
>hurr durr if it's not french and black and white and depressing then it's not funny durr

>>212458511
This post makes no sense.

>>212458511
I don't wear jeans ever.

>>212458646
Stop strawmanning me just because i think one shitty movie is not funny.

>>212458651
You would get it if you were american

>>212458690
You say I'm strawmanning you but not that I'm wrong

>>212458695
The whole world skateboards and fires guns though.

>>212458747
Thoughts on this great american band?

>>212458737
You're wrong.

>>212458823
Horrible.

I have no friends and I'm depressed but noone cares since I'm not making french films in black and white

Anyone seen Girl with the Needle (2024)? I thought it was absolutely great.

Minimalism is degenerate, it's a complex imitation of simplicity that undoes the very essence of that which it is trying to copy. It is quite literally the Diet Coke of filmmaking.

>>212459017
>the Diet Coke of filmmaking
And people said that Americans weren't the majority here!

>>212459017
Simplicity: sparkling water
Complexity: Soft drinks
Sophistication: Fresh juice
Minimalism: Diet soda.

>>212458857
Communist

>>212459017
Correct

>>212458823
These niggas' songwriting is mid as hell, but they had some good ass riffs sometimes. They were like a lesser version of Blink-182 desu

>>212459017
>maximalism is degenerate
>minimalism is degenerate
>surrealism is degenerate
>realism is degenerate
what isn't degenerate for you chudcels?

>>212459165
I'm more of a post-capitalist anarcho-monarchist.

>>212459422
>maximalism is degenerate
Maximalism isn't degenerate per se, just tends towards vulgarity. Can be ok for big entertainment spectacles so long as it still has substance. Gone With the Wind is maximalism done well. Capeshit is maximalism done abhorrently.

>minimalism is degenerate
Yes, but simplicity isn't. Simplicity is one of the great strengths of classic cinema up until the late 50s when the era of modern cinema began.

>surrealism is degenerate
Yes.

>realism is degenerate
Realism is fine, but social drama (not social realism) is terrible because it is again a fakery, it purports to be realistic while in truth being a melodrama.
High and Low is social realism (good).
The Bicycle Thief is social drama (bad).


Like so much in cinema it has to do with intention. The worst kind of cinema is that with a dishonest intention, ie it purports to be one thing but is actually another. That's why for example "art cinema" will always be degenerate, because it purports to be art while being entertainment. Yet great cinema made to be quality entertainment, which has substance and intelligence to it, is the highest art (art is never an end in itself, it's always the perfection of a craft).

>>212459701
List examples of minimalism and simplicity in films.

>>212459422
Le Cinématographe

>>212459817
>Art lies in suggestion
Indeed, if you simply suggest something and don't show it, your art is lying.

>>212459854
It is not a lie. It's all part of a cognition play where your mind makes up the whole from a fragment. You see Fontaine being seized by the guards, then you see a battered Fontaine. The torture isn't shown, but you know it was there.

>>212459971
Yes, because you see her battered, you see the consequence of the action, so it's not a suggestion.

Is this the power of B?

>her

This nigga just yapping

>>212460068
When you're with a person, talking to them, you can see their face, or their hands, or their shoes. You can never see them whole, unless you are further away, like in a theater seat. The crusade against filmed theater is armed with suggestion.

/Philm/

>>212450930
Over complicated nonsense filmmaking

It's all nonsense. Films are over.

It's all fun and games until somebody's crying. I cry for cinema.

Was just at Home Depot and bought some lumbar to build a bench. Got some firewood, some charcoal gonna fry up some burgers and hot dogs and watch Honey I Shrunk the Kids Again, My Girl 2, and Oceans 11. I am stout, I am hungry and I am watching kino.

Saw Cheaper by the Dozen 1 and 2 last night. Phenomenal films, I could not stop crying it felt like my childhood ended again and I lived through it. I was balling like a baby, so I had to fry up some hot dogs and hamburgers to calm down. I am stout and I have a sensitive side.

We are all stout men here

Every year I get this patriotic bug around July 4th and grill up Hot Dogs and Hamburgers all day long and watch patriotic films like Harriet the Spy, Cheaper by the Dozen, Gremlins, Waterworld and other classics of the good ole American days. I am stout and I am a patriot. I work in an office and I had sex with the fat girl again. I'm about to fry up Hot Dogs and Hamburgers and watch some classics. Tomorrow, I'll watch Big Fat Liar and Clockstoppers and Terminator 3.

dumbo is an obnoxious personalityfag who, ironically, substitutes his lack of actual personality with a name - in stark contrast to the actual personalities of the general that bubble up organically as part of their own, inimitable natures and dispositions, which refuse to hide behind the mask of anonymity of their own accord. frankly, he is a faggot.

Can't even get away from the waifu wars on Tubi…

I am a good ole American, as simple as Apple Pie, as sweet as Mountain Dew. I am a Butterfinger and a bag of Cool-Ranch Doritos both at the same time. I am fried Cheese and Donut Holes. I am Dunkin Donuts and I am Chef Boyardee. I am Gogurt and Poptarts, Gushers and Starbust. Sweet and simple. A good ole American guy and there's nothing more you can say to a stout man like me Sucka. Can I get a OOOO RAHHHH. When you're the Baddest intercontinental Champion on this planet then you know nobody is a match for Big Daddy Ding-oh and in a few weeks I'm gonna take that Belt from John Cena at Summerslam.

>>212461138

I am the baddest contender this site has ever seen. I am fierce, stocky, stout, an office worker, and I built a bench and watched Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Sweet, Tender, Strong, Passionate, Loving, and sexy. That is your new WWE Champion, whether you like it or not. Now let me fry up some burgers and watch the classics.

>>212461040
Based Bookum. Sam Harper wrote those films and I still have a DVD of the first one from when I was a kid.

>>212461316
All jokes aside, they are pretty comfy. I know they were produced by Ben Myron who has made some other good stuff, like One False Move.

>>212461316
>it's real

>>212461117
>Clockstoppers
childhood kino

>>212443547 (OP)
>What is the worst movie you unreservedly like? Let's say under 3.0 rating on 'boxd. Hard mode under 2.5 rating.
Halloween 5 at 2.1
The Island of Dr. Moreau 1996 at 2.3
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child at 2.3
Poltergeist III at 2.4

Curious how most answers to the QOD are horror movies.

does anyone have this movie and would be willing to upload it? I'm on the 3 Z trackers (AvistaZ, CinemaZ, and PrivateHD), none of them have it.

>>212462489
SomeoneJ?

>>212461190
Nice! 11.22.63 is peak Sarah Gadon kino.

>>212443547 (OP)
>What is the worst movie you unreservedly like? Let's say under 3.0 rating on 'boxd. Hard mode under 2.5 rating.

Planes and Planes 2
Inspector Gadget
Son of Kong
Luck, Spellbound
Night Game
Star Wars: Clone Wars
Good Dinosaur
Early Man
Cars 2
Garfield and Garfield 2

Mostly kid's bullshit.

>>212462181
It holds up unironically.

>>212461190
Make sure to watch the hit Tubi original film Lowlifes when you've finished watching 11.22.63

pleb: the filmmaker is the artist
contrarian: the critic is the artist
patrician: the censor is the artist

>>212462895
>watch Lowlifes
No, I'm not cucked

>>212463129
You have it wrong, it is cucked to NOT watch Lowlifes.

>>212463198
Right...

>>212463356
Right.

Just watched Street Scene, all those extras were impressive at the end

Our beloved Sarah Gadon is filming her latest movie in Yellowstone Montana.

>>212443823
Rob Zombie is cringekino
Exorcist 2 is horrendous.
Dislike M Night
Paul WS is genuinely very good
Argento's yes, Carpenter no.
Never saw Thing Prequel
Cosmopolis is kino


>>212443650
Don't post your letterboxd.

>>212443944
Exorcist 3 is kino

>>212445223
Quintet is an old /film/ meme from like 4 years ago.

>>212457676
See above. Stop being a pick me.

>>212462266
That Elm Street one is kino.

>>212462599
based, except the Garfield garbage.

>>212443547 (OP)
>QOTD
Doc Savage (1975)
The Pleasure Garden (1925)
One Million BC (1940)
Sanders of the River (1935)
Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)
The King and I (1999)
Tom and Jerry the Movie (1992)
It's the Girl in the Red Truck Charlie Brown (1988)
Whistle Stop (1946)
Melody Time (1948)
Song of the South (1946)
Saludos Amigos (1942)
Victory Through the Air (1943)
Make Mine Music (1946)
Fun and Fancy Free (1947)
So Dear to My Heart (1948)
Babes in Toyland (1961)
Son of Flubber (1963)
Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
Doctor Doolittle (1967)
The Ghoul (1933)
Easy Virtue (1928)
Downhill (1927)
Spitfire (1934)
Son of Kong (1933)

>>212443823
>>212464264
Cosmopolis is Gadonkino

>>212443577
>fucks her own dad

>>212443547 (OP)
>Qotd
any of the Swan Princess or Alpha and Omega Richard Rich films, Space Chimps 1 and 2, Gnome Alone, Charming, Fearless, Happy Never After, The Tuxedo, Valiant, Rally Road Racers,

>inb4
I watch these with my kids

>>212459573
So a libertarian with ego problems, got it.

>>212460407
>>212460472
Cinema, too, begins at home.

Darkness washed over the dude.

>>212458332
I hate Dominique Labourier (1943 - 2025). Disgusting, busted, obnoxious bitch.

My mental illness went out of control, films for this feel?

>>212465488

>>212465488
Bigger Than Life

>>212465488
Sodomites (1998)

>>212465488
American Eunuchs (2003)

I asked last night but the thread got spammed with webms
Do I need to watch The Cell before The Fall or does it not matter?

>>212466920

>>212467080
Got his ass.

>>212464801
Sent that freak flying.

>>212464801
My post was meant as a joke but you're spot on actually.

Why is he spoilering his webms now?

>>212467409
It goes way harder that way.

He's evolving

>>212466920
I've never heard of The Cell but The Fall is great, especially the pre-Brix years.

The paki got nuked haha.

>>212467344
I was aware, and thank you.

>>212468140
I'm still here, cvck.

>>212468947
So you admit you're a paki

>>212443547 (OP)
Difficult to name a satisfying genre film with a rating above a 3.0

>>212469096
I'm hwite.

>>212469585
Sure. White as a soccer ball.

I’m deciding between two films to watch this evening. Heat (1995) and Vanilla Sky (2001). Which one would you recommend?

>>212469731
Hit.

>>212469731
Heat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5r0Q2SzA1E

>>212469562
I should clarify that I have yet to see a film of any sort with a rating above a 3.5 that isn’t coal.

>>212469783
>>212469847
That’s two votes for Heat. Probably that’s what I’ll watch then.

Had to pause Au hasard Balthazar to screencap this certified brazzon moment. This old lech!

>>212469967
What a filthmonger. Can't even look at a pair of knees without transmuting them into tits.

>>212470024
Knees are the tits of the legs i've always said. Feet are the pussy.

>>212470555
So /film/ what is your favorite hairstyle and color for Amanda Fix?

>>212470802
Messy and blood red from the woodchipper.

>>212470867
Woodchipperanon got his ass again!

>>212470867
Do you mean her red hair from Daisy Jones and the Six?

Just watched a classic. Had my burger, had my beer. Good day. Stout.

>>212470925
Blood red as in blood-stained from the woodchipper. Messy as in detached from her scalp and mixed in with the gore that was once her body by the woodchipper.

>>212471790
Rude.

I'm gonna say the N word.

>>212471790
Sent that freak flying.

>>212471840
Disgusting. Even moreso than Dominique Labourier (1943 - 2025).

>>212471909
Being a cuck is disgusting

Everyone here is GAY!

Nous sommes tous Dominique Labourier (1943 - 2025) ici.

>>212471932
Not as disgusting those fucking creatures.

>Being a cuck is disgusti- NOOOO NOT MY SOCCER BALL!

>>212472236
Got his ass.

Too many booty bandits.

I watched Au hasard Balthazar. I was initially thrown off because Bobby switched up from his ascetic style as showcased in A Man Escaped, Pickpocket, and The Trial of Jeanne d'Arc. It was a much more conventional picture, except the actors were not good enough to perform what was asked of them... This guy Gérard, the criminal, who the film follows around, running around and raping, setting fireworks, I didn't care. But I got felt something stirring within me when Balthazar was dying on the hill. I hope Bobby goes back to the style he was developing. This was a very horny and carnal movie.

In terms of how much the films resonated with me so far, I would say:
The Trial of Jeanne d'Arc > A Man Escaped > Pickpocket > Diary of a Country Priest > Les Anges du Pêché > Au hasard Balthazar > Les Dames du bois de Boulogne > Les Affaires publiques

The journey up the river of transcendence continues.

>>212443547 (OP)
I'm looking for a French movie about an despicable man who has a mute daughter who is in a mental institution.

>>212472639
There is an awful lot of ass getting in this thread.

Also I wonder if Bobby is not getting more cynical and secular as his career goes on. I didn't feel a sense of spiritual transcendence with Da Big Homie Balthazar like I did with prior movies. Was Bobby seething that Anna curved him and lost his drive to chase the sublime? A troubling development. Perhaps Bobby isn't going to deliver me after all...

>>212472772
Carne and I Stand Alone

>>212472866
YEESSSS!!!! Thank you

>>212472236
>>212472216
Silence cuck

>>212472717
>The journey up the river of transcendence continues.
Futile.

>>212473010
That's a boy. You are gay.

'doncuck OBLITERATED.

>>212473684
Based.

We're all based here.

>>212469967
Lmao it does look like cleavage

>>212469621
I had an extra meaty chuckle at this comeback. +rep

>>212445810
It's fucking happening

>>212475994
Baubro won.

Anybody have any idea what this retarded faggot is talking about?

You need a bit of- TZZTAAAAATZZZSRRRSSZZZRRZZRZRZAAAAZRTZRZRZARAXZZZAARAZAZZXAESZASZEZASASZXZAXZXAXAEDASZXAZXAZZAZXSAEAZSDXZARR
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shock treatmeeeeent!
the soundtrack for this joint is stuck in my head, thanks a lot harper

>>212476288
That's a great edit.

>>212476713
anime eyes if they real

>>212475994
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!

>>212476713
Thanks shockerman. Shame I had to scale it down once and re-export once with heavier compression to make it fit under 4 MB. The original was 11.4 MB

>>212475994
>>212476774
Do we know anything more than that it's not Intermezzo? Is it basically what was being talked about as a recut all those years ago, or has he just jumped to doing the final part of the trilogy (the title "Canto Due" has been attached to both iirc)?

I'm finna watch An Impudent Girl (1985).

>>212476847
https://x.com/FocusCine_/status/1942510240039154002
Supposedly the "true sequel" to Canto Uno (so an Intermezzo recut?).

How many movies have you guys logged on letterboxd?

>>212477355
Queen of /film/

>>212477355
From the thumbnail, the orange and black made me think he'd partnered with Pornhub.

>>212477449
Every other Tsai movie is basically porn

I miss Tsaisis...

>>212477355
gz

>>212477546
Kek.

It's over

>>212477280
Just look at our profiles

For a second I genuinely thought this is a documentary about Hasan Piker

>these two brave and powerful strong womyn direct a movie in you're path
What do?

>>212478901
We’re all feminists here.

It's crazy how hard is still to find information on the internet about people when every normalfag is supposedly on the internet. This is the second time I am assembling a Fantasia Film Festival list on letterboxd and I again am seeing some experimental short filmmaker FRed (sic!) Lavinge on here and it's impossible to find info on who the fuck he is. I thought every millenitard poured their entire fucking life story and dark secrets (furry porn stashes) on them internets for people to blackmail them with but I guess there are still some people with zero internet presence.

>>212479157
I am very illusive and mysterious.

We’re all FRed Lavinge fans here.

>>212479205
he made bunch of AI slop shorts
gotta be a Kluge fan
last year Fantasia had a bunch of AI generated shorts, but not this year seemingly, i guess they got the memo
Rotterdam on the other hand invited Kluge again this year with an AI generated shite

This is a thread I feel unsafe to post in as a philosemite.

>>212479354
Elaborate on that.

We're all elaborate here.

>>212479480

We're all dead hacks here.

>>212479540
Unfortunately you are still a live one but in time this wrong too will be corrected.

There are three Frederic Lavinges related to filmmaking and two are from Quebec but are different people, one is a sound designer.
I got a culture shock recently when I found Douban and the amount of info there made differentiating and finding Chinese filmmakers and actors a fucking cake walk, but westoids? Fucking enigmas every other filmmaker, and everyone's named John Fordov Brown ans shit.

>>212478668
>implying Hasan would ever be brave enough to actually go to Gaza

>>212479591
Gaza would be further away from the Candyman thoughbeit.

Pony…

>>212479623
>>212479623
>>212479623
ITs uP

>>212479606
the Candyman thing is one of the only funny things Sam has ever done. I don't understand how people like World Peace or Extreme Peace

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