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Anonymous No.212446305 >>212455807 >>212462173 >>212464508 >>212473992 >>212475652 >>212477479 >>212481629
/hor/ - Horror General
Aussieslop Edition
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Anonymous No.212447599 >>212447698
>>212441649
>Recommend me some alien/ufo themed horror movies.

>>212441649
Devil's Gate
Altered
Honeymoon
The Forgotten
Catskill Park
Anonymous No.212447698 >>212448523 >>212448609 >>212453828 >>212471492
>>212447599
More to the point of this, are there ANY lmao movies where they don't turn them into slasher villains? Obviously Communion, but other than that there seems to be no lore accurate movie about creepy alien intrusions in the night and the paranoid psychosis it drives their victims to.
Anonymous No.212448523 >>212448773
>>212447698
I didn't include The UFO Incident this time
because it's technically not horror.

You want to see a really weird one some time there's Mysterious Two. UFO cult rather than typical ayys though.

Both are made-for-TV.
Anonymous No.212448609 >>212448773
>>212447698
there's one I want to recommend but I think knowing there are aliens is a spoiler. also it's more of a disaster thriller.
Anonymous No.212448773 >>212448795 >>212450189 >>212477586
>>212448523
Yeah, JEJ was really good in UFO Incident. I'll check out Mysterious Two, thank you.
>>212448609
Could you post it in a spoiler please? I understand it would ruin the film to know but on the other hand the only other scenario is for me to randomly come across it by happenstance.
Anonymous No.212448795 >>212449003
>>212448773
Knowing
Anonymous No.212449003
>>212448795
Oh wow, thanks. That's like the one Cage kino I had been meaning to watch and absolutely forgotten about. That not only doesn't ruin the movie for me, it makes it more interesting.
Anonymous No.212450189 >>212450857
>>212448773
Was just looking and I see there's a 26 ep. set of Unsolved Mysteries with just the ayy-related stuff. I remember some of those could be pretty creepy.
Anonymous No.212450765 >>212476953
I can't believe this is /hor/'s favorite horror of 2025
What happened to this general?
Anonymous No.212450857 >>212451566
>>212450189
Oh wow I didn't realize there were that many. I only vividly remember one in particular where some man was talking about how they abducted him "and did something to my chest." For whatever reason that really frightened me as a kid and that particular part has always stood out.
Anonymous No.212451566
>>212450857
It's a mix of ayys, ufo sightings and related conspiracy stuff from the sound of it.
Anonymous No.212452708
Rise thread
Thread rise
Anonymous No.212452887 >>212452951 >>212453996 >>212460940
>12 replies in almost 4 hours
What happened to this general?
Anonymous No.212452951 >>212454758 >>212457574
>>212452887
That retarded Harper/Connelly/Lowlife/Gadon whatever fag killed it.
Anonymous No.212453397 >>212455423 >>212461605
Anonymous No.212453828
>>212447698
>there seems to be no lore accurate movie about creepy alien intrusions in the night
Dark Skies (2013)
Anonymous No.212453996
>>212452887
Post mortem bake didn't help it any.
Anonymous No.212454022 >>212455884
>roger ebert
>robert eggers
who comes up with this shit
Anonymous No.212454425 >>212454515 >>212455447
Last night I watched X: The Man With the X-Ray Eyes. Apparently it used to be shown as a double feature with Dementia 13, so I'll be watching that one tonight
Anonymous No.212454515 >>212455447 >>212472410
>>212454425
Let me know how Dementia 13 is. Am curious about it, but get the impression it's just a Psycho rip-off.
Anonymous No.212454758
>>212452951
Yeah, Pissjeet really did a number on this place.
Anonymous No.212455423 >>212458082
>>212453397
For me, it's:
Anonymous No.212455447 >>212472410
>>212454425
>>212454515
It's very weak.
Anonymous No.212455585 >>212455692 >>212455742 >>212455836 >>212461364 >>212465038
What’s the best horror of the 2020s so far? And how does it compare to goats like The Thing?
Anonymous No.212455692
>>212455585
Anonymous No.212455742 >>212456226 >>212463651 >>212464023
>>212455585
Smile (2022) is the best so far, and it's still only second to The Thing. Ironically had the effects team from the 2011 remake, so it's more or less the spiritual successor.
Anonymous No.212455807 >>212456103 >>212456193 >>212457840 >>212461779 >>212468599 >>212469438 >>212469528 >>212471734
>>212446305 (OP)
WATCH OUT GRANDMA!
Anonymous No.212455836
>>212455585
Mad God.
It's nothing like it, but it's a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.212455884
>>212454022
>robert eggers
>zach cregger
they're tempting me to say it
Anonymous No.212456103 >>212461301 >>212469725
>>212455807
I'm guessing that's not a terribly good movie, but has their been any scenes that completely took you out of a otherwise good horror film?
I feel like horror is the easiest genre were a straw might break the camels back with the mood it needs to make
Anonymous No.212456161 >>212458476 >>212458535 >>212459143 >>212459776 >>212461140
ngl, aussies fucking scare me
Anonymous No.212456193
>>212455807
for real though, how did they do that? didn't look CGI, didn't look like a stunt double. Did they actually run over an old lady?
Anonymous No.212456226 >>212456260
>>212455742
I believe the same team went on to make Harbinger Down after their effects got removed from the 2011 thing. No idea of the film is any good but it's kind of interesting.
Anonymous No.212456260 >>212458022
>>212456226
>No idea of the film is any good
It's not, it sucks worse than The Thing remake. Those guys make some great effects though when they're not covering them with CGI later.
Anonymous No.212456523 >>212457437 >>212460504
Just watched The Blair Witch Project for the first time in more than two decades. It was bit boring. I don't remember it being this uninteresting. Maybe I watched too much found footage movie. Going to watch the two remaining movies in the franchise next. Hope they're good.
Anonymous No.212457437
>>212456523
I don't get how you can enjoy this movie if you have never camped in the woods. I do that often and it scared the shit out of me when I first saw it but it's not really something you rewatch imo
Anonymous No.212457574 >>212457610
>>212452951
at least they post someone easy on the eyes unlike you
Anonymous No.212457610 >>212457753
>>212457574
As if on cue, here comes the cringe spammer...
Anonymous No.212457753 >>212457909
>>212457610
>everyone that hates my waifu is a waifutranny
you wish
Anonymous No.212457840 >>212457875
>>212455807
what movie?
Anonymous No.212457875
>>212457840
filename
Anonymous No.212457909 >>212469735
>>212457753
Uh-huh, keep coping, Rakesh.
Anonymous No.212458022
>>212456260
That's a shame
Anonymous No.212458082 >>212458145
>>212455423
Anonymous No.212458145
>>212458082
Could've saved her.
Anonymous No.212458201 >>212458696 >>212461843
The plot sound interesting. Gonna watch it.
Anonymous No.212458476
>>212456161
Anonymous No.212458535
>>212456161
guy almost looks like von helton
Anonymous No.212458583
Anonymous No.212458696
>>212458201
Looks really mid from the trailer, but the idea seems cool, especially when it was made.
Anonymous No.212458742 >>212460819 >>212461870
I'm on top of the world, 'ey
Anonymous No.212459143
>>212456161
>Strewth mate!
instant fight or flight response
Anonymous No.212459776
>>212456161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6orwVjNlqNQ&t=12s
Anonymous No.212460504
>>212456523
I haven't seen it since after it came out. 2 isn't that good, it's not a found footage movie, and I haven't seen 3.
Anonymous No.212460819 >>212461600
>>212458742
Hey I just saw this guy in the It miniseries. Good character, this film good?
Anonymous No.212460940 >>212461550 >>212461631
>>212452887
I mostly stopped visiting /tv/ because /hor/ threads were increasingly just Pissfag talking to himself while a few other anons try to share recs in between his 100+ posts. If everyone else is leaving then there's no reason for me to stay and talk to the void.
Anonymous No.212461140
>>212456161
where the fk is wolf creek 3?
Anonymous No.212461301 >>212477094
>>212456103
>I'm guessing that's not a terribly good movie
Its one of the highest rated horror movies in recent years on Letterboxd (no one uses IMDB anymore).
Anonymous No.212461364 >>212461657 >>212471777
>>212455585
Anonymous No.212461550
>>212460940
I sense evil is being vanquished, his lifeforce is dying. For another 23 years..
Anonymous No.212461600
>>212460819
Yeah
Anonymous No.212461605
>>212453397
based and blehpilled
Anonymous No.212461631
>>212460940
Watching horror has been more entertaining than posting on /hor/ as of late.
Anonymous No.212461657 >>212461736
>>212461364
decent flick but nowhere near the best of this decade
Anonymous No.212461669 >>212461690
Anonymous No.212461690 >>212471454
>>212461669
Anonymous No.212461736 >>212461910 >>212463353
>>212461657
name 3 that are better and dont say teenslop like Smile 2
Anonymous No.212461779
>>212455807
I hope her last thoughts were probably "Can't believe I sold these orphan kids to a literal satanic witch who I considered a friend"
Anonymous No.212461843
>>212458201
It's really not very good and nothing much is explained,time travel/portal shenanigans and then it ends
Anonymous No.212461870
>>212458742
I watched White Heat on account of this movie. Pretty good, too.
Anonymous No.212461910 >>212461967
>>212461736
smile is way better than that half baked reddit slop
Anonymous No.212461967 >>212462014
>>212461910
>loud noise scary
Anonymous No.212462014 >>212462140 >>212462221
>>212461967
>mystery that goes nowhere and is boring
at least smile had a cool special effects monster
Anonymous No.212462140 >>212462177
>>212462014
it went somewhere and it was comfy
Anonymous No.212462173
>>212446305 (OP)
i watched this yesterday
it was good but i feel bad for piper and andy :(
Anonymous No.212462177
>>212462140
it did not and the twist was cliche
also the transition tv cards being ai was lame
Anonymous No.212462221 >>212462330 >>212462589
>>212462014
>cool
It's a basedjak demon.
Anonymous No.212462330
>>212462221
i prefer the first one but the second films iteration is neat too
Anonymous No.212462589 >>212462709
>>212462221
he reminds me of Slimer
Anonymous No.212462709
>>212462589
or tarman
Anonymous No.212463353 >>212463545 >>212468388
>>212461736
Mad God
The Substance
Nosferatu
Anonymous No.212463545 >>212463801
>>212463353
feminist slop
Anonymous No.212463651 >>212463764 >>212463808 >>212466339
>>212455742
>Smile (2022) is the best so far
Smile 2 is a massive improvement over the first one despite the bullshit 'it was all just a dream' ending.
Anonymous No.212463764
>>212463651
>Smile 2 is a massive improvement over the first one
eh i would agree but the first one has more of an indie vibe that is more appropriate imo
second one is like a raimi film
Anonymous No.212463801
>>212463545
>Mad God is feminist
Anonymous No.212463808 >>212463875
>>212463651
If you put a cherry on a piece of shit, it still tastes like a piece of shit
Anonymous No.212463875
>>212463808
but that is some cherry
Anonymous No.212463996 >>212464059 >>212465238
once his newest one flops do you think Aster will return to making /hor/ again?
Anonymous No.212464023 >>212464077 >>212466440
>>212455742
who specifically pays you people to shill this garbage movie just wondering
Anonymous No.212464059
>>212463996
Eddington is actually /hor/ according to leaks. The Covid politics angle is intentionally being played up in the marketing as a misdirection.
Anonymous No.212464077 >>212464391 >>212464431
>>212464023
As opposed to you acting like a retard for free?
Anonymous No.212464139 >>212464166 >>212464170 >>212464378
Rec me a good slasher movie please.
Anonymous No.212464166 >>212464378
>>212464139
Thanksgiving (2023)
Anonymous No.212464170
>>212464139
Lowlifes
Anonymous No.212464378
>>212464139
Totally Killer

>>212464166
lol
Anonymous No.212464391
>>212464077
can you at least say how much?
Anonymous No.212464431
>>212464077
>he does it for free
kek
Anonymous No.212464508 >>212465363
>>212446305 (OP)
Finally watched Beezel, a lot of recs for it back when it came out. Mixed bag. I think the framing for the movie was interesting, having it effectively be an anthology without being too disconnected which is the problem with most anthologies. It still had the problem of one shitty arc bringing down the whole, though. The intro, documentary arc and nursing arc were great. The final millenial youtuber arc with the faggot husband and his underfucked wife was so boring and gay it killed the movie. Dropped it right into the dumpster. What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.212465038 >>212465283
>>212455585
Possessor is one of my favorites.
Anonymous No.212465238 >>212465961
>>212463996
Probably yeah. What a fucking fraud. You can tell he isn't interested in it as well, see his criterion picks.
Anonymous No.212465283 >>212465498
>>212465038
Good pick. Cronenspawns best and I hope he makes more.
Anonymous No.212465363 >>212465468
>>212464508
Yeah it's a bummer the final part wasn't strong. For one, the director cast his wife for the final section. But the film was original just a short film which was the middle part iirc. And on the strength of those they expanded it.
It's a good debut at least, I hope they make another one with proper funding.
Anonymous No.212465468 >>212466332
>>212465363
I think he has potential. Just needs to stay more focused.
>For one, the director cast his wife for the final section.
But she showed booba...
Anonymous No.212465498 >>212468684 >>212477040
>>212465283
Wrong.

His best film is Antiviral starring Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212465961
>>212465238
i watched his episode of directors on directors. you can tell he wants to be an beloved indie darling like Lanthimos
Anonymous No.212466061 >>212466386
>Aussieslop Edition
Anonymous No.212466332
>>212465468
They didn't really commit to the booba, probably were so short on filming time they were like eh fuck it leave it in.
But yeah I'm hoping the middle wasn't a fluke because it was pretty spooky.
Anonymous No.212466339 >>212466462 >>212466909
>>212463651
The sequel was waaay better, until the ending. imo 2 has better pacing, better lead and it’s shot way better and doesn’t have nearly as many cheap jump scares. Overall though I don’t know if I like it more because the ending is so disappointing and annoying, I was looking forward to the nurses plan. Despite Smile 1 suffering from a botched finale too (once the monster shows up in the house) overall I think it’s more satisfying
Imo 2 got the ending it did only because the director is desperate to turn this into a franchise
Anonymous No.212466342
Legend has it that it was written by the dark ones.
Necronomicom Ex Mortis. Roughly translated, Book of the Dead.

The book served as a passageway to the evil worlds beyond.
It was written long ago.... when the seas ran red with blood.
It was this blood that was used to ink the book.
In the year 1300 A.D., the book disappeared.
Anonymous No.212466386
>>212466061
for me it's razorback
Anonymous No.212466424
Bring Her Back felt like it was made by a redditor obsessed with Hereditary
Anonymous No.212466440 >>212466952
>>212464023
He's probably on Kevin Bacon's payroll. No joke.
Anonymous No.212466462 >>212466632
>>212466339
>imo
Shut up nigger
Just shut up
Anonymous No.212466632
>>212466462
idk I agree with him on most counts.
People laughed at the ending of 2 in my showing.
Anonymous No.212466717 >>212466936 >>212466939 >>212466942 >>212469579
What are some good β€œimposter” movies? Like The Thing and The Witch
Or paranoid movies in general like 10 Cloverfield Lane (minus the aliens)
Anonymous No.212466909
>>212466339
if you take the ending of 1 and combine it with the opening of 2 you have a good flick
Anonymous No.212466936
>>212466717
The Puppet Masters 1994
Mimic
Anonymous No.212466939 >>212470678
>>212466717
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 70's or 90's version, take your pic
Anonymous No.212466942
>>212466717
I Trapped the Devil is low budget but decent.
Or for the view from the other side, Under the Skin (kino)
Anonymous No.212466952
>>212466440
only joke is you
Anonymous No.212467169 >>212467325 >>212467784
Saw 28 years later, thought it was alright. Ending kind of weird, but makes for an interesting set up for part 2. My friend absolutely hated it though, and even reading some of the other comments online it seems like this movie is pretty divisive.
Anonymous No.212467325
>>212467169
yeah I was really surprised. it seems like most of the complaints are related to the setup for the sequel.
Anonymous No.212467784 >>212468874
>>212467169
>this movie is pretty divisive
wyatt stagg made a video on it
apparently its antiwhite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM
Anonymous No.212468190 >>212468276 >>212469022
Just marathoned bring her back, what did I think of it?
Anonymous No.212468276
>>212468190
you thought it was pretty good
Anonymous No.212468388 >>212468505
>>212463353
The only horror element in Substance was seeing Moore naked body, still an awful movie with a nonsensical premise.
Anonymous No.212468505
>>212468388
What's nonsensical about it?
Anonymous No.212468599 >>212477507
>>212455807
Seriously, where did the truck come from? Even the first time I saw this scene I thought that. It's also retarded because you would be having some self awareness in this situation expecting the little freak or her to come after you
Anonymous No.212468684 >>212468965
>>212465498
This movie is retarded, stupid concept
Anonymous No.212468874
>>212467784
That guy would think Birth of a Nation is anti white. But at least it's interesting.
Anonymous No.212468965 >>212469115
>>212468684
Sadly, filtered
Anonymous No.212469022
>>212468190
It's decent for the type of film it is. One of those Shymalan thriller horrors where it's mainly interpersonal tension.
Rugnas films are better.
Anonymous No.212469115 >>212469318
>>212468965
>retards are obsessed with celebrities, it's not le stretch to imagine them wanting their diseases!
Nah this is just retarded bullshit for people to stroke their ego about how they don't fall for celebrity worship and are smarter than le normoids. Turned this stupid shit off
Anonymous No.212469305
le idiocracy was le democracy
Anonymous No.212469318 >>212469402
>>212469115
It is a stretch to imagine that though, which is the point of Cronenbergs films. To stretch past the believable into distorted worlds and bring something back. The lie that reveals the truth as Picasso said.
>Turned this stupid shit off
Sounds like it.
Anonymous No.212469402 >>212469487 >>212469493
>>212469318
Dudes skating off his father's legacy, can't even be original with his horror concept
Anonymous No.212469438 >>212469503 >>212471011 >>212477548
>>212455807
I enjoy how the message with this film is toxic femininity bad and "believe all women" is shat on. Literal gymmaxing bro saved the fuckin day and died to save his little sister from some mad bitter cunt.
Anonymous No.212469487 >>212469552 >>212477599
>>212469402
He skated in on his father's legacy but Possessor absolutely dabs on the other films from this decade as the other anon said.
Infinity Pool was a let down, pretty boring imo.
Anonymous No.212469493 >>212469552
>>212469402
Filtered cuck
Anonymous No.212469503 >>212469586 >>212469620
>>212469438
I was really hoping for more of a retarded orgasm of violence hostel catharsis where he explodes her skull with a dumbbell or something
Anonymous No.212469528 >>212469912
>>212455807
What movie?
Anonymous No.212469552 >>212470249
>>212469493
Says the one sucking kike dick
>>212469487
Infinity pool had good parts, but then extremely generic "trippy" scenes for literally no reason to fill time
Anonymous No.212469579
>>212466717
It Came From Outer Space
I Married A Monster From Outer Space
The Hole In The Ground
The Broken
The Astronaut's Wife

Invaders From Mars (1986)
The Stepford quadrilogy and remake. (only the 1st and 3rd involve actual replacement but the others are still good for paranoia)
They Live
The Faculty
Disturbing Behavior
They Look Like People
Anonymous No.212469586
>>212469503
>well never get a Ash Williams style protagonist film
I'm shocked that more movies didn't follow this beat, it's all been females surviving and being the main cast for years, I just want your average joe going to town on some fucking demons and not giving two fucks.
Anonymous No.212469620 >>212469702
>>212469503
That would've made for a better movie instead of oh no, I actually can't drown this child to bring my daughter back, even though I abducted and enslaved a child and killed multiple people already!
Anonymous No.212469702
>>212469620
Genuinely felt like a parody of an A24 movie to me at that point
Anonymous No.212469725
>>212456103
the mom crawling on the ceiling in hereditary was so jarring
Anonymous No.212469735 >>212469749 >>212470009 >>212470842
>>212457909
the idea that a man could find this woman attractive is really fucking weird
Anonymous No.212469749
>>212469735
>she
Anonymous No.212469912
>>212469528
Bring Her Back.
Anonymous No.212470009
>>212469735
its a straight male thing
Anonymous No.212470249 >>212470347
>>212469552
Yeah you're cucked
Anonymous No.212470347
>>212470249
Is that you on the right? Lol
Anonymous No.212470475 >>212470530
When I was a baby, my mom would ask me what movie I wanted to watch and I'd say "full cheese! full cheese!" because that's what I thought Fulci's name was, and then I'd suck boob while watching City of the Living Dead
Anonymous No.212470530 >>212471162
>>212470475
Sounds like you should've watched burial ground
Anonymous No.212470678
>>212466939
>70s or 90s version
The 50s one is the best
Anonymous No.212470842 >>212471469
>>212469735
I didn't find her attractive until I saw a webm the other day of her presenting a gift, and she had a sweet smile that I found endearing
Anonymous No.212471011 >>212471037 >>212471460 >>212477572
>>212469438
It's "believe women," not "believe all women" like you cuckservatives love to lie about.
Anonymous No.212471037 >>212471392
>>212471011
That's even more retarded and antagonistic
Anonymous No.212471162
>>212470530
Kek
Anonymous No.212471392
>>212471037
It isn't, saars
Anonymous No.212471426
>rape apes
many such cases
Anonymous No.212471454
>>212461690
Pennywise mogging everybody else so hard in this pic
Anonymous No.212471460 >>212472095
>>212471011
I'm British, our conservatives are leftist faggots who support all that shite. You're welcome to call me a racist bigot though, I'll gladly accept that and take pointers on how to be a better racist bigot if you have them.
Anonymous No.212471469 >>212471490 >>212471628 >>212471656 >>212471753 >>212476811
>>212470842
She is pretty, don't let the flamers here tell you otherwise.
Anonymous No.212471490 >>212471546
>>212471469
eyes are too close together...
Anonymous No.212471492
>>212447698
Ooooh I wanna know too. There's a weird dearth of ayy lmao movies. Shit is creepy as fuck but no studios seem to want to tackle it.
Anonymous No.212471546 >>212471575
>>212471490
No they're not.
Anonymous No.212471575 >>212471589
>>212471546
ears are a bit big...
Anonymous No.212471589 >>212471615
>>212471575
A bit, but not worth caring about.
Anonymous No.212471615 >>212471669
>>212471589
Her moles stand out a bit on her left cheek...
Anonymous No.212471628 >>212471669
>>212471469
she's weird-looking not pretty.
Anonymous No.212471656 >>212471669
>>212471469
She's not abysmally ugly but she's definitely not pretty.
Anonymous No.212471661 >>212471753 >>212471880 >>212471942 >>212477711
public service announcement

I had claimed Sally Hawkins a year ago, she is my scary milf and no one else is allowed to 'claim' her since my prior declaration. Sorry to dissapoint but she's going to be on my cock, not yours
Anonymous No.212471669 >>212471737
>>212471615
Beauty mark.
>>212471628
>>212471656
Cute then.
Anonymous No.212471734 >>212471901 >>212479835
>>212455807
i saw Bring Her Back in the cinemas here in South Australia where it was shot. The knife chewing was so fucked, it made me squirm in my seat so bad that a pair of guys walking out of the cinema with me talked to me about it lol. The rest of the film was fine but man, that knife scene reminded me of that Dario Argento quote where it was something like depicting stubbing your toe is more impactful than flat out dismemberment because you know how it feels and that boy eating that knife vertically was so fucked
Anonymous No.212471737 >>212471872
>>212471669
she's weird-looking not cute.
Anonymous No.212471753
>>212471661
>>212471469
/hor/ is an Amanda Fix general
Anonymous No.212471777 >>212471829 >>212472604
>>212461364
i wanted this movie to be so much better than it was, i think everyone did, but ending it on some retarded Nostalgia Critic hypnosis spiral screen is fucking retarded as was alot of elements of the movie, and so was the use of AI
Anonymous No.212471829 >>212471928
>>212471777
For me, I was sold on the idea of it being a Halloween special and in the style of a 70s TV talk show, but by about 10 minutes in they had abandoned trying for either.
Anonymous No.212471838
anyone here have a copy of Van Diemens Land 2009? I tried a piratebay torrent but it didn't work and even if its a 5/10 whatever movie i still want to watch it, sounds like a cool premise
Anonymous No.212471872
>>212471737
Horses for courses.
Anonymous No.212471880
>>212471661
damn it
Anonymous No.212471901 >>212471975 >>212479835
>>212471734
Weird, for me the table scene was way worse. And normally teeth on metal makes me cringe.
Anonymous No.212471928 >>212471974
>>212471829
i thought the set and premise was an absolute 10/10 but the script and presentation was just so terrible. With everyone on the true crime and found footage thing these days you'd think the writers would deliver what everyones asking for but it just fell flat with every idea it had. Its not an outright terrible product either its just forgettable which i think is worse. Just scratch out the whole wife plotline for the MC and be as straight edge with the premise as possible. God only knows how badly i wanted it to be good
Anonymous No.212471942 >>212472060 >>212473522
>>212471661
As long as we're locking in our horror milfs, I'll take Charlotte Rampling in Angel Heart
Anonymous No.212471974 >>212472481
>>212471928
Yeah, the premise was gold, but the writer/director didn't have the talent to really make use of it, and most of the cast didn't give a shit and just spoke like typical millennials instead of trying to capture a 70s feel.
Anonymous No.212471975
>>212471901
the table scene was pretty fucked too now that you bring it up, its just the knife chewing scene came out of nowhere and the closeups and the sounds and sights, oh my god. Thats a good webm weapon right there if someone wanted to clip that. Made me fucking scream and look away it was great. The rest of the film to me was creepy but didn't reach that same high but it was still excellent, its way better than i expected out of the RackaRacka boys
Anonymous No.212472060
>>212471942
god i want to bed a milf at least once in my life, and horror movie ones always hit that sweet spot for me aesthetically speaking
Anonymous No.212472095
>>212471460
>TERF island
I wish your chud country had an actual leftist political party.
Anonymous No.212472410
>>212454515
>>212455447
It's definitely weak for a Francis Ford Coppola movie, but it sounds like he wasn't given much to work with. Compared to plenty of low budget horrors I've seen, it's not bad. Plot is a bit typical and derivative, but it looks pretty nice and develops some atmosphere. Not one you'd give as a general recommendation, but I think most dedicated horror fans would enjoy this one.
Anonymous No.212472481 >>212473302
>>212471974
an interesting discussion i find about remakes is that the films that get a remake these days are based on already successful films because of brand recognition when its rereleased, whereas in reality successful remakes as were done in the 1980s were based on films that were shit but could be improved upon. I saw the film They Shoot Horses Dont They? 1970 with Jane Fonda and i thought the premise in that film was excellent, to cover depression era dance marathons running into the thousands of hours, it reminded me of the book The Running Man by Richard Bachman (Stephen King) in a way. I fucking hated the cop-out ending of They Shoot Horses because i saw so much more potential in the film than what was delivered. Likewise i can already see someone else remaking the concept of Late Night with the Devil but making it x10 better which is how successful remakes are made
Anonymous No.212472498
>20 horror classics on 4 DVDs!
Anonymous No.212472604 >>212472659
>>212471777
Checked and it the thing is, it really was so close to being better than it was. Great setup, excellent production, great cast, great ideas - the tone just needed to be dialed way the fuck back to "scary" instead of "goofy".
Anonymous No.212472659 >>212472749
>>212472604
>The.Munsters.2022
God, has it been that long? I remember the shitshow when it was first announced. That was 3 years ago? No wonder my mother hates me
Anonymous No.212472740 >>212472795 >>212472798
Alpha male here
Are there any horror movies that can scare me?
Anonymous No.212472749
>>212472659
They really shot themselves in the foot with the stupid trailer. I mean the film is no masterpiece but it was not as bad as it looked.
Anonymous No.212472795
>>212472740
Play Misty for Me is peak Chadhorror
Anonymous No.212472798
>>212472740
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders.
You'll be scared when the police arrive.
Anonymous No.212473013
enjoyed It last week so watching another Stephen King miniseries this week.
Anonymous No.212473302 >>212474338
>>212472481
the best remakes have always been from revisiting excellent idea but flawed execution movies
Anonymous No.212473496 >>212473626
Any good possession movie?
I think medium was pretty good until that retarded second half
Anonymous No.212473522 >>212473572 >>212475616
>>212471942
For the LIFE of me I was trying to remember what movie I'd seen her in... and turns out it was just this webm kek.
Anonymous No.212473572 >>212473768
>>212473522
She's also in Asylum, the Amicus anthology horror
Anonymous No.212473626
>>212473496
The Last Exorcism is ok.
Conjuring 2 is about possession.
Also Ghostwatch is about possession, it's like a bri'ish found footage version of Conjuring 2.
Anonymous No.212473768
>>212473572
I've only really see the Tales from the Crypt films, need to go back and watch more older anthologies.
Anonymous No.212473913 >>212473984 >>212483833
I need to get out of the house find a /hor/ gal this October
Anonymous No.212473984
>>212473913
It's cheaper just to make your own.
mr. bruh its back No.212473992 >>212474044 >>212474105
>>212446305 (OP)
I don't like psychological horror. It's stupid and, damn, has nothing to do with horror.
Anonymous No.212474044
>>212473992
we need less psychological horror and more psychic horror
Anonymous No.212474105
>>212473992
Session 9 is good.
Anonymous No.212474338 >>212474893
>>212473302
which is what i said in the post goddamn
Anonymous No.212474642 >>212474926 >>212481705 >>212481735
Still never been topped.
Anonymous No.212474893
>>212474338
nta but makes me wonder what films we should be doing remakes of to make kino.
>The Suckling
(spoilers) the idea of a mutant abortion coming back to create a womb around a house and then kill the inhabitants is genius far beyond low budget schlock. controversy gold too.
>Slime City
(spoilers) man keeps turning into disgusting melting mess unless he commits murder in which case he reverts. again, amazing plot idea hidden in schlock.
>The Stuff
Think about it. If The Blob made The Blob, then The Stuff should make The Stuff.
Anonymous No.212474926
>>212474642
this is how jesus came back
Anonymous No.212475616
>>212473522
i know Charlotte best from the deleted scenes of Vanishing Point 1970 to be honest. It was such a crying shame too because it gave the film that spiritual dimension that was missing from the US release which just made it a straight car chase movie
Anonymous No.212475652 >>212475833 >>212481721
>>212446305 (OP)
What happened in the last 15 minutes?
Anonymous No.212475833
>>212475652
>it's public now
Anonymous No.212476048
Finished part 1/3 of Storm of the Century. Enjoying it.
Had a pretty spooky part where he's wandering around the dark house.
Anonymous No.212476811 >>212484665
>>212471469
My dude, if this dog is "pretty" then I'm the King of Kazakistan.
Anonymous No.212476953
>>212450765
/hor/ has always been gayer than a looney troon in a kindergarten
Anonymous No.212476966 >>212476991 >>212476993 >>212478154
Why the fuck are so many people suddenly saying "casted" instead of "cast"?
Is this some meme I'm not aware of?
Anonymous No.212476991
>>212476966
bloody bitch casted!
Anonymous No.212476993
>>212476966
It's an Indian thing.
Anonymous No.212477040 >>212477071
>>212465498
sarah gadon is a fat jewess
and there hasn't been any actually great movie in the 2020's yet, horror on not
Anonymous No.212477071 >>212477123 >>212477243
>>212477040
>sarah gadon is a fat jewess
you say that as if it's a bad thing
>and there hasn't been any actually great movie in the 2020's yet, horror on not
no but watch Deadstream anyway
actually yes Terrifier 3
Anonymous No.212477094
>>212461301
>Its one of the highest rated horror movies in recent years
it isn't incompatible with being a shit movie (which it is), though
Anonymous No.212477123
>>212477071
>as if it's a bad thing
"thicc" (fatt)< simple ass
>Terrifier 3
watchable!=great
Anonymous No.212477243 >>212477329 >>212477418
>>212477071
also, I've seen deadstream
and it's laughable
Anonymous No.212477329 >>212477450
>>212477243
But do you have any laughter left in your heart?
Anonymous No.212477385 >>212477426
hags are in demand
Anonymous No.212477418
>>212477243
>it's laughable
of course, it's a horror comedy
Anonymous No.212477426
>>212477385
>*beep beep*
Anonymous No.212477450 >>212477569 >>212478138
>>212477329
Are you connected to yourself?
Anonymous No.212477479 >>212479732
>watched Bring Her Back yesterday
>forgot to blog about it for my friends (my imaginary version of /tv/)
>see two threads at the same time
>>212446305 (OP)
>>212477302

Wow.
Anonymous No.212477507
>>212468599
Is there anything gayer than nitpicking the realism of movies?
Anonymous No.212477548
>>212469438
It annoyed me that his working out amounted to nothing. I was expecting him to do a push up out of the puddle or something while she was pushing him down but nope. Chekhov's gun jammed.
Anonymous No.212477569 >>212477602
>>212477450
Never seen this but the poster made me immediately think of Battle Royale.
Anonymous No.212477572 >>212483549
>>212471011
What does "believe women" even mean? Despite them lying. It's a given that you should believe the truth so as long as a woman is telling the truth she should be believed, but because she's telling the truth and not just because she's a woman. Saying "believe women" suggests you should believe women even if they're lying.
Anonymous No.212477586 >>212477690
>>212448773
I wonder, how many people here immediately thought of *that* one porn video with the grey alien chick upon seeing this?
Anonymous No.212477599
>>212469487
Possessor is indeed Cronenberg Jr's best. I can see why others might like his other two more but Possessor is the best film.
Anonymous No.212477602 >>212477628
>>212477569
It's really good, I recommend it. Horror, but also beautiful.
Anonymous No.212477628
>>212477602
>Sono
>Horror, but also beautiful.
Nice, just added it to my watchlist.
Anonymous No.212477690 >>212477862 >>212477979
>>212477586
I thought of this guy
Anonymous No.212477711
>>212471661
Sally Hawkins jerked me off behind a Ned's in 2011.
Anonymous No.212477862
>>212477690
The smurf guy lost his tan a bit and his weight
Anonymous No.212477973 >>212478055 >>212478264
I ate too much spaghetti.
Anonymous No.212477979 >>212478078
>>212477690
Hot painting.
Anonymous No.212478055 >>212478190 >>212480559
>>212477973
This could've been a real memorable gross out scene, but the effects here were really shit. They couldn't even do real maggots, instead he just has fucking earthworms and even those are lathered in onions sauce for some reason.
Anonymous No.212478078 >>212478188
>>212477979
>These are the facts, as 74-year-old David Huggins sees them: He encountered his first aliens at age eight. He lost his virginity to a female extraterrestrial at age 17. He’s fathered a clan of hybrid alien-human babies. And these otherworldly beings have given him permission to paint it all.
Anonymous No.212478138 >>212478281
>>212477450
of course
webm related: not a great movie either, but it's genuinely funny and enthusiasming
suicide club isn't good, though
Anonymous No.212478154 >>212481765
>>212476966
I've noticed a lot of misspelling in OPs lately. Things like not pluralising words properly, or pluralising words that don't need to be, or grammatical mistakes where they use verbs or prepositions like "was" and "get' and "are" wrong.
Anonymous No.212478188 >>212478302
>>212478078
I'd watch a film adaption starring picrel. Communion 2?
Anonymous No.212478190 >>212478268 >>212478313 >>212479567
>>212478055
Remember that one anon who'd say gore horror isn't horror but actually another subgenre called the gross-out?
Anonymous No.212478264
>>212477973
i remember a dream i had once where i tore open my hand on a towball while mounting a trailer and smelling the stench, the miasma of death waft from my wound. i picked at the cut and saw my flesh was a greenish grey under my skin and i decided to cut my arm up to desleeve myself only to find that i was rotting from the inside out, maggots and all. I cut off my forearm down to the elbow 'ball' and i tripped onto horse hair on the pavement and i could feel the hair being used to cut into my bone as i tried to pick it out like a hot wire through foam. Feeling that youre rotting from the inside out is terrifying and they even fucked that up by using just earthworms
Anonymous No.212478268 >>212478369
>>212478190
Yes, there's only ever one person in the entire world who ever has different ways of looking at things.
Anonymous No.212478281
>>212478138
>You've seen I Spit On Your Grave, now witness... I Piss In Your Pool!
Anonymous No.212478302 >>212478331
>>212478188
Cummunion
Anonymous No.212478313 >>212478369 >>212478369
>>212478190
I do. Who was that again? 80s cock lodge guy?
Anonymous No.212478331
>>212478302
Lmao
Anonymous No.212478355
Cummunion? My favorite movie.
Anonymous No.212478366 >>212478516 >>212479699
I fucking knew it was worth waiting.
Anonymous No.212478369 >>212478522 >>212478563
>>212478268
Not in such autistically specific way. How many other ppl do you know that say that there's a genre called the gross-out?
>>212478313


>>212478313I don't think so, it was another guy.. He'd make a lot of anons seethe by going on an on about it. I assume 80s cock lodge is still around and could be NPM
Anonymous No.212478401
Anonymous No.212478516
>>212478366
I hope that's the version we get with the Steelbook.
Anonymous No.212478522 >>212478560
>>212478369
>I assume 80s cock lodge is still around and could be NPM
Nah, different posting styles. 80s cock lodge left a while back:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/laff.gif/image/M_rwuXA4xyNsecXHzi75OA/
NPM may have been the gross-out guy though. He's mentally a child and hates Terrifier so it checks out.
Anonymous No.212478560
>>212478522
There's a guy who whines about 80s movies that sounds like NPM.
The gross-out anon seemed very one-note but earnest in his oddball convictions
Anonymous No.212478563 >>212478582 >>212478603 >>212481470
>>212478369
There is a genre called gross-out but it's usually attributed to comedy movies where the reaction comes from the chock value. Gross-out horror makes perfect sense under the same premise.
Anonymous No.212478582
>>212478563
>chock
*shock
Anonymous No.212478603
>>212478563
Oh fuck
Anonymous No.212479567 >>212479603
>>212478190
I don't get the joke
Anonymous No.212479603 >>212479626
>>212479567
Not a joke.There was an anon like 2 years or so ago who'd get into lengthty discussions arguing that movies w/ gore are not horror but something he labelled gross-out movies.It would go on and on for several threads
Anonymous No.212479626
>>212479603
Yeah, very one-note like you said.
Anonymous No.212479699
>>212478366
Based. I'm not even bothering with it until I can watch this version.
Anonymous No.212479732
>>212477479
Is the movie as garbage as that thread?
Anonymous No.212479835 >>212480149 >>212480559
>>212471734
>>212471901
The part that made me flinch the most was the ultra-high *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* pitch sound that was so sharp it could slice diamonds somewhere halfway in the movie. Raised my tinnitus level to a solid 11. Any director who still uses that high pitch trope should seriously KYS
Anonymous No.212480149
>>212479835
Real
Anonymous No.212480482 >>212480523 >>212481211 >>212481955
QUICK, what's the last horror you watched?
Anonymous No.212480523 >>212480882 >>212481016
>>212480482
Anonymous No.212480559
>>212479835
>Your inner ear is a tiny bunny riding a snail
cute :3
>>212478055
>couldn't even do real maggots,
That might be a limiting the smell & timing issue. You have to have rotting flesh for the maggots to eat, and a as a bonus, if you keep the rotting flesh and maggots waiting too long, they become bugs or die off, so you've just kept rotting meat around for nothing
Anonymous No.212480882 >>212481263
>>212480523
MY LIFE FOR GUDS SKULL!
Anonymous No.212481016 >>212481558
>>212480523
Did you like it? Hate it?
Anonymous No.212481211
>>212480482
M-Three-Gan 2.0
Anonymous No.212481263
>>212480882
BLUDS FOR THE BUDS GUDS
Anonymous No.212481470
>>212478563
You are correct.
Anonymous No.212481558
>>212481016
it was ok
Anonymous No.212481590 >>212481709 >>212481883
Anonymous No.212481629
>>212446305 (OP)
Any good post 1990 horror with ominous vibes? I'm thinking stuff like Noroi or Missing Child Videotape, or Butterfly Kisses
Anonymous No.212481705
>>212474642
incredible
movie deserved a better screenplay though.
Anonymous No.212481709
>>212481590
Good thing I'm not watching this so it makes no sense whatsoever.
Anonymous No.212481721
>>212475652
It seems to me the depression guy's psychic boyfriend got trapped by the creature and now haunts him from the videotape dimension. Not sure why the journalist avoided being pulled but since the psychic sort of won the hide and chase game of Hinata he might have become the one you have to find.
It also seems the guy who has a cursed grandma got fucked by the creature but I'm unsure why
Anonymous No.212481735 >>212481937
>>212474642
>NOOOOO CGI IS BETTER BECAUSE… I-IT JUST IS, OKAY??
Anonymous No.212481746
There needs to be way more horror movies with a southern swamp setting, they don't have to be about hoodoo but that's fine too.
Anonymous No.212481765
>>212478154
Jeet invasion
Anonymous No.212481883
>>212481590
I haven't watched a single Jurassic remake-timeline movie so it was a shocker to me to find out there's like 4 of them
Anonymous No.212481937
>>212481735
pfft, I could make beter movie with my AI companion easy saar
Anonymous No.212481955 >>212483999
>>212480482
The Monkey. It's good
Anonymous No.212483354 >>212483778
Anonymous No.212483549 >>212483635 >>212485054 >>212487219
>>212477572
>Despite them lying
You're never beating the allegations, sirs
Anonymous No.212483635 >>212483890
>>212483549
Why aren't the ones who faced trial and didn't go to jail not also counted as falsely accused?
Anonymous No.212483778
>>212483354
Was it kino?
Anonymous No.212483833
>>212473913
gl anon, I've given up on that
Anonymous No.212483890
>>212483635
This
Anonymous No.212483999
>>212481955
It's overhated in /hor/.
Anonymous No.212484665
>>212476811
Different strokes for different folks.
Anonymous No.212485054 >>212485380
>>212483549
>There's 100 rapists
>But only 10 of them were reported
>So how do we know the other 90 happened if they weren't reported?
>SOMEONE KILL THIS NAZI! HELP I'M BEING RAPED!
Anonymous No.212485380 >>212486322 >>212487245
>>212485054
Good morning, sirs. If a woman reports she was raped to the cops, she will literally get interrogated by the cops into saying the report is false.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Unbelievable_Story_of_Rape
Anonymous No.212485501
>212478331
cringe spammer
Anonymous No.212486006
I'll make a new one
Anonymous No.212486047
Here

>>212486040
>>212486040
>>212486040
>>212486040
Anonymous No.212486322
>>212485380
Fake and gay.
Anonymous No.212487219
>>212483549
>falsely accused
all of those not in red are likely falsely accused
most of those in red as well, no doubt
Anonymous No.212487245
>>212485380
and for good reasons, lol