Thread 212447063

LA insider here. It’s even worse than people think
>some of the worst CGI ever in a major blockbuster
>endless quipping and joking, almost never lands
>huge focus on immigration/climate change/“current thing”
>lex luthor is a parody of the billionaire class, even wants to switch the world onto plant-based diets
>Corenswat has anti-gravitas, every time he opens his mouth you aren’t sure how to react
This is going to bomb like nothing else

>>212447063 (OP)
Total flop incoming

>>212447063 (OP)
thank god. then we can resume the snyderverse for 2 more movies and stop watching capeslope

>>212447063 (OP)
>>huge focus on immigration/climate change
Aaaaaand, dropped.

>>212447063 (OP)
>lex luthor is a parody of the billionaire class, even wants to switch the world onto plant-based diets
james gunn is based?

You insiders said the same about Jurassic World, the massive flop that turned out to be a blockbuster.

>>212447063 (OP)
>LA insider
Nice LARP but everyone with a brain knew this was going to bomb to high hell.

Good morning sirs

>>212447220
oops we were wrong 15 years ago shucks

>>212447063 (OP)
Why is hard to make a movie about supermans strugling with civilian life and normies while fighting powerfull villians who can beat his ass until he learns to fight.

Why he is always some middle class dork? He should be a looser strugling to find a job and paying rent like most of us.

Noo he must be invincible overpowered handsome that also never needs money for food and needs for sex...right?

>>212447063 (OP)
>LA insider here.
stopped reading right there

Superman had always been about that illegal alien stuff though
https://youtu.be/RlTtKdyg4xA?si=YmmK90skUljmdDyx

>>212447063 (OP)
>It’s even worse than people think
The other thread right now with the leaked embargo reviews are saying it's 10/10 so why lie?

all I wanna know is if it's true they make alien penis jokes

>>212447063 (OP)
Go back to Louisiana

>>212447250
superman is a creation of the depression. his comic was bought by kids who didn't want to see their dad's shitty lives mirrored by a comic book hero.

>>212447151
What video game is this? Looks awesome for Xbox 360

>>212447177
I'll report you anon.

>>212447220
What is this clown shoes thing? Are they really fucking big or was it a weird film optical error thing

>>212447313
Making implications about Superman having a weird alien cock is insane. And doesn't Lex Luthor like blackmail Lois Lane with revenge porn or something?

>>212447250
Gay to the max

i think Superman is gonna do good just because internet articles said Jurassic World was going to fail and it a made a shit ton of movie.

>>212447063 (OP)
>even wants to switch the world onto plant-based diets
Isn't that what the showrunners want and is a good thing?

>>212447310
No where is there a positive review

>>212447666
DC slop has been consistently flopping.

>>212447250
Because Spider-Man exists

>>212447666
Internet articles said the Flash was going to bomb and it bombed. Why is this site attracting so many low IQ brown people like you?

>>212447839
i been here longer than you my friend and i can prove it.

>>212447666
Wrong. Everyone with sense knew Jurassic would be the most successful movie the summer. What they agreed on was that the movie sucked, and it does. Superman will also suck but won’t make enough money to justify its existence (they need 700m)

4chan, Reddit, Twitter talk doesnt lead to box office fails or box office hits. Doesnt work like day, movie goers dont give a shit about your reviews or what literal who said on social media. Shit most of them just see the poster and think "ok i wanna see that". Fucking internet is just an echo chamber of retards

>>212447892
What does that have to do with you being low IQ and brown?

>>212447063 (OP)
Oh, so you're an insider? So then why don't you actually offer any spoilers for the movie? Is it because that would immediately oust you as a larper?

>>212447960
only low iq and brown people come to this board. has been proven thousand times

>>212447995
No it has been a recent thing the more Indians get exposed to the internet. You guys ruin everything

I hope it makes a billion dollars just to shut up the whiny faggots on here who have for some reason made part of their personality obsessing over this piece of shit

GOTG trilogy was ok and entertaining so i dont know why people think Superman is going to be less than that honestly. Is a summer blockbuster, why the fuck are you fags expecting the next Godfather

>>212448024
"recen thing" lol no, you think abatap and his army of spammers were white? lmao

>>212447063 (OP)
>some of the worst CGI ever in a major blockbuster
This doesn't even make sense. GotG had decent vfx.
Even GotG3 was mostly good in that regards (some scenes worse than others but never horrendous).

>>212448083
>lol no,
Yes it is recent. This site wasn't always a porn coomer site with low IQ brown takes like "this movie will do good because the internet says its bad". It's a recent thing caused by you subhuman fucks

>>212448085
I don't understand why visually the GOTG movies always looked better than all of the other marvel slop, but Superman has that EXACT same washed out look as the rest of the MCU.

>>212448129
>This site wasn't always a porn coomer site
nigger ... have you been here since covid? what the fuck are you even saying kek

>>212448146
>lies lies lies
it's all you subhumans do besides jerking off all day

>>212448085
GotG takes place in dark settings. And when it’s bright and weird it’s an alien locale so it fits. Superman takes place during the day and in a normal city, so it just feels uncanny

>>212448085
>>212448144

Because Kevin Feige actually gave James Gunn a ton of time for production and pre-production. Whereas for a lot of the other Marvel movies and other Blockbusters in general, production times are incredibly fast. They fast track this shit too much and do not give enough time for the VFX artists to work on these movies and provide their best work. Something else that benefitted James Gunn is that Kevin Feige trusted him. So there was not as much executive meddling as there was on other movies. Because another big reason as to why the effects end up being such a disaster on a lot of these movies is because the VFX artists finish these amazing shots, and then they're told to do them again from scratch because the scene has changed.

You can tell that a lot of stuff changed over the course of Superman's production. That doesn't necessarily mean that there was a lot of turmoil in regards to executive meddling since James Gunn is the head of the studio and he answers to no one except Zaslav, who knows dick about movies so he wouldn't really chime in. Almost certainly, a lot of stuff has changed over the course of the production because James Gunn is naturally going to be more gun shy and worried about this particular production, because there's so much fucking riding on it. Not even just necessarily from a box office perspective. It's mostly the reception that they're worried about. The studio can handle the movie not making a billion dollars at the box office. What they won't be able to handle is a similar audience and critic reception to something like Man of Steel, where it's really divisive.

As for Superman's color palette, that can be explained by the fact that James Gunn basically preemptively fucked himself with Peacemaker and The Suicide Squad. Superman has to look visually similar to those projects.

>>212447249
days ago, retard

>>212448085
GOTG was made at a time when white people handled special effects in Hollywood. We are now in the pajeet outsourcing era

Cool story bro, I didn't plan on seeing it anyway. Too Jewish for me.

>>212447156
Exactly

>>212448442
Good post. Thanks anon

>>212448442
>where it's really divisive
Except that's exactly what happened again. John Rocha said the reception will be incredibly mixed, leaning on negative.

>>212447151
Next Fortnite collab dropped?

>>212447550
>Mom I posted it again

>>212448442
/tv/

>>212447063 (OP)
do you really need to LARP as an insider for a movie that lifts embargo tomorrow you retard? these LARPs are never even good

>>212449506
the other night he threatened to literally cave in my skull, anon. i don't think u/FuckGunn cares anymore about how obvious he's being

>>212447063 (OP)
>it begins
I have no interest in seeing this and don't care if it's good or not, but this tagline makes me kek. It's an admission that this movie is forcefully trying to start a new franchise out of nothing. It's almost meta because we've been through the "shared universe" bullshit so many times that it feels like we're all just going through the motions (especially wb and gunn). It's especially bad this time because of how the mcu has faltered and yet they are still just trying to get their own lazy soulless version of it going. How many characters are in this movie? It's like they are speedrunning the checklist on how to make a successful franchise while forgetting to make an entertaining film on its own merits

>>212449682
>It's an admission that this movie is forcefully trying to start a new franchise out of nothing.
>Fantastic Four NEW STEPS
>Jurassic World REBIRTH
>Spider-Man BRAND NEW DAY
It is really pathetic and desperate

>>212449682
This is clearly shaping up to be a huge, career-ruining, head-rolling failure for everyone involved. Outside of the schizophrenic echo chambers of the internet, Man of Steel and the Henry Cavill rendition of Superman was the most popular version of the character with the average person because he brought back the coolness factor and discarced the comic books which no one besides 0.1 percent of the population reads. They just made him an action hero and that's it. It was a simple and smart move. What was stupid was not making a sequel and then a trilogy and starting a "DCEU"

>>212449682
I love how every time you make a post like this you expect us all to believe it's not just you again, when you regurgitate the same 5 points over and over every single day.

>>212449747
Hello again, u/FuckGunn

>>212447063 (OP)
>LA insider here
youve never been outside mumbai

>>212449753
I have literally not posted once about this movie until now, these are my only thoughts about it and I really don't have anything other to say. Your movie looks bad Mr. Gunn, now take your meds

>>212449753
I love how every time they reboot Superman they act like it's not just the same story again, when they regurgitate the same 5 plot points over and over again

>>212447578
Its bad CGI

>>212447220
>he doesn’t know about the superboot from the comics

>>212449822
you literally can't resist the urge to repeat yourself and loop this conversation every single fucking time topkek

>>212447220
Everyone said Jurassic Park will be beat Superjeet and Fantastic Four.

>>212449847
Okay I'll keep replying to feed your delusion. You're right it was me the whole time. Who even am I by the way?

>>212449831
Lense distortion, fucking moron

>>212447063 (OP)
it won't bomb, it's bright and colorful, quips and reddit humor, kid friendly, Guardian of the Galaxy director. Dipshits will eat this up regardless

>>212449886
nice bait

>>212449886
Ok ESL jeet, then why does his quadruple-knuckled CGI/AI finger not stretch in the same way when he moved into place?

Sounds like Captain American Brave New World

>>212449884
What a pathetic desperate plebbit indian you are, FuckGunn. You seriously, wholeheartedly believe anyone is gullible enough to think this isn't you.

>>212449778
What? You fuck Gunn? Tell me something i dont know, saars.

>>212449886
That's not how a lenticular distortion effect works, retard.

>>212449973
Yes, u/FuckGunn. Keep acting like we haven't done this a hundred times over this month. Everyone knows who you are, where you're from, and how you post, and where you like to post. We know your speech patterns. We know the images you repost everywhere. It's not like it's hard to see

>>212447775
GQ

Snyderjeets are out in full force today

>>212450066
It's literally 1-10 indian guys spamming this on /tv/, /co/, plebbit, and twitter with the same copypastas and pics every time

>>212450041
Literally doesn’t review the film just says it’s distinct. Well Mumbai smells very distinct too

>>212450108
India has too much free time.
They need to be out there making money.

>>212450139
it's clearly a positive review, roop
don't get this desperate

>>212450023
Listen, is that some reddit shit? How much you have sex with Gunn is your own business, no need to keep bringing it up.

>>212449171
Unironically yes.

>>212450173
This isn't new, u/FuckGunn. We bring it up every thread.

>>212450172
All it does is describe the visuals, doesn’t even say if it’s good or bad just a bunch of generic shit like they’re afraid to pick a side. If that example is a 10/10 review this movie is fucked

>>212448174
Calm down, Pedro. Don't let your burrito burn, ese.

>>212450228
2 more weeks til flop saar

>>212447151
Man of Steel released back in 2013 and had better CGI.

>>212450204
SAARS PLS REDEEM THE BLODY BENCHOD FILM TICKETS

LONG LIVE SUPERSAAR

>>212447063 (OP)
>endless quipping and joking, almost never lands
Yeah, checks out, that sounds just like peacemaker

Gunnpreets are fighting phantom redditors, wrong shill thread buddy.

>>212450041
"You won't find any controversial neck-snapping here"
So safe, bland and deathly afraid of causing offense. The way art should be

>>212450286
>saar i am not the indian you are
that level of denial is just sad, when you are publicly known for being an indian at base

>>212450340
Or, true to the character.
Like an adaptation should be.
>>212450292
Yeah, we know about the two reviews.

>>212450338
This isn't some schizo theory. You can't memoryhole what's in the archive you dumb nigger. Why do you think we bully you into abandoning these for new threads every time

>>212450390
You should be concerned that the only good stuff they have to say about it is “faithfulness” to a comic book which says nothing whatever about the quality of the movie

>>212450427
There is no objective way to measure the quality of an artwork. All the rules are based on subjective taste, and there are different sets of standards.

>>212447151
My friend Rajesh did this cut.

whose opinion do we care about regarding reviews?
im going with john campea

>>212447666
The only ones saying Jurassic Park was going to do badly were Superman fanboys and shills.

>>212447156
Thats the funniest thing about all this. It's like a finger trap for these WB execs. If they had just let Snyder cook, even if he couldn't please everyone, his 5-movie plan would have already long been over and DONE, and we'd all have moved on. But NO, these executives and self-proclaimed controllers of culture had to disgracefully FIRE Snyder during a vulnerable family crisis, hire the competition to mutilate his movie, then later reluctantly release Snyder's 4-hour revenge cut of JL that he filmed in SECRET, causing Snyder fans to spend the next decade fawning over what could have been and what SHOULD be.

>>212450457
And they are afraid to say anything subjective about it, just safe “objective” observations such as faithfulness as a media adaptation, colour, and comparing to the last Superman movie. You’re not very good at reading between the lines

>>212447506
We already saw baby superman's penis in man of steel and it looked just like that of a human, I don't see why it should be any different here, Gunn making any sort of allusion to non-human genitalia is just showing how much of a freak he is

>>212450518
SnyderChad here, always new the dinosaur movie was going to outperform Diaperman and F4.

>>212450041
>distinct ong a sea of capeshit and honest to what Superman is about
>"IT DOESN'T SAY IT'S GOOD"
lol pajeets are hilarious

>>212450518
>damage control in a nutshell
kek

>>212450536
Probably because that's what makes it better.
The children's character is in a film where he's most like his fictional counterpart.
That's the good news, finally, after a decade of Snyder shit.

>>212447763
Something something karma

>>212447666
>>212447220
We heard you the first time shill

>>212450530
>and we'd all have moved on
sure lmao
snyder always adds some extra retarded thing to keep enticing his minions

>>212448085
Superman has the same cinematographer as the flash

>>212450600
And yet they can’t even say anything clearly positive about it. Can’t even say “this is good.” Yknow this is like when my mom makes a new dish and it isn’t very good, she asks me what I think and I say: “it’s different!”, “it’s distinct!”.

>>212450361
Actually Saar we love Gunn saaar

>>212450662
>the cinematographer does the VFX

>>212450662
So kino saars.

>>212450660
Gunnsisters, I am not feeling good anymore...

>>212448085
>This doesn't even make sense.
The trailers are a thing that exist. People have eyes.

>>212450674
u/FuckGunn is still up, u/FuckGunn. you don't even try to speak or post any differently here than you do there. stop spamming 13 threads an hour

>>212450662
Both look bad faggot.

>>212450660
kek
And it'll keep dropping. Normies are finally getting sick of capeshit, and MCU Fantastic Four will fare no better.

>>212450699
>says saars seemingly ironically
>webm sourced from an actual indian's reddit account

>>212448058
The GOTG were basically treated like OCs. In this case you have one of like two or three cape characters that even the normiest of normies, from normie grandparents to kids in Mogadishu can tell you about Superman.

Gunn absolutely cannot handle well known characters and his brand of shit-eating-grin, winking-at-the-audience comedy is a poor match for Superman who absolutely demands sincerity from his films lest it become a heartless slog.

>>212450666
No, you say
>This is an accurate representation of the kind of dish you tried to make, and is different from all the other food right now. It's colorful, fun, and non-controversial.

> Gunnpreet still having a melty
No (you)s for you kind saar!

>>212450708
This shit has a budget of 363 million.

>>212450700
>>212450751
It's fake, morons. It's going to make a billion and you'll be seething endlessly about it. It's the most hyped up summer release of all time.

>>212450708
we've all seen these webms u/FuckGunn youve posted them about a hundred times in the last week alone. i appreciate you dropping the act though and just going back to posting what you always do

OHNONONO

>>212450708
Well that's a new one

>>212450780
Indeed Gunnpedo.

>>212450764
Sure but it’s not a review, it’s a product description, the kind AI could do. No score, no feelings, no subjectivity. It’s almost like it was written as a favour for the producer of the movie but the writer didn’t have the courage to say what he really thought

>>212448085
>This doesn't even make sense. GotG had decent vfx.
GotG used the Marvel CGI teams. Superman obviously uses the WB CGI teams. It looks a lot like Flash or generally the last few DCU movies.
Also Marvel dictates the general style.

Any mouth breathing NPC retard will go seen dinosaurs anytime they're in the theatre. It's a given.

>>212450716
>>212450792
>anyone making fun of a shitty looking reboot is an Indian!
>actually, nevermind, it's just one person!

>>212450800
>Superman movie is
DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAR!!!

>>212450800
>all the edge
>Superman
huh?

>>212450871
we can all just go check your reddit and twitter and see that you post there exactly the same shit you post here. are you that desperate and stupid? you think anyone is going to believe you aren't you?

>>212450860
Jurassic World is shaping up to have great legs. People will look at the other two superhero drivel and cringe and then go and see JW instead. It has all of July to itself. Plus, Rebirth looks like a real movie and not an embarrassing cosplay show.

>>212450569
Whoops, meant to reply to >>212447607

bharatman

>>212450844
It is a review, quite literally.
All of that is subjective.
The reviewer feels that color and fantasy are the true and honest core of Superman's spirit. That its style is vastly different from regular superhero fare, and that the corniness is endearing and intentional.
That's a review.

>>212447151
Jesus fuck this looks terrible lmao

>>212450931
how much shit can you repost from your twitter in the span of half an hour? jesus christ

>>212450942
It’s the softest softball review imaginable and the fact you latch onto it as an example of a “10/10 review” while the other actual reviews are skewering it just means you are coping and in denial

If Krypto is such a selling point, why this animated movie failed?

>>212450968
Please don't bully the Gunnkek.

>>212450860
>will go seen
DO THE NEEDFUL, BASTARD BLOODY FUCK BITCH!

>>212450974
Again, poor reasoning.
If I review MoS, say it is false to the spirit of Superman, looks dour, resembles everything else on the market, is not fantastical, and is controversial, would you say I'm not giving legitimate thoughts on the film?
That it's a softball review?

>>212447220
HE BOOT TOO BIG FOR HIS GOTDAMN FEET

>>212451022
That's not Gunn's Superman, Rajeesh.

>>212451022
erm, because it wasn't made by a pedo like Gunn? Pedos are good at aiming for kids.

>>212451063
You said it was a 10/10 review and it doesn’t even indicate whether they liked the movie or not lol, just give it a rest

>>212451057
this guy looks like elen degeneres with a beard lmao

>>212451094
I never said it was a 10/10.
You keep repeating that like I've said it a million times.
It clearly shows they liked the film.
Again, answer the question.
If that was my review for MoS, what would be your takeaway?
Did I like the film or not?

>>212451108
probably less t as well.

>>212447607
We already saw baby superman's penis in man of steel and it looked just like that of a human, I don't see why it should be any different here, Gunn making any sort of allusion to non-human genitalia is just showing how much of a freak he is

>>212451152
Why didn’t they give it a score? Why didn’t they recommend the movie or not?

>>212451201
Nope.
Answer my question.
I know why you don't want to, but go on.

>>212450734
Yeah? That was my point

>>212451234
You still don’t understand how this works. A GQ softball pseudo-advertisement is not a review, it’s all part of the same in serious media ecosystem. “Go see our movie” with a different logo. The only honest reviews are coming from online outlets. You’re coping like nothing else if this is all you have to cling to.

With wars all around us this movie is the one we need right now. I predict the international box office is going to be huge with Superman's ideals of humility and peace appealing to everyone.

>>212451377
incestuous media ecosystem*

>>212447063 (OP)
have a (You) saar

>>212450851
>pretending like mcu flicks have good vfx
mordok.jpg

>>212451377
Wrong again.
The question still stands.
This is looking like a checkmate from where I'm standing.

>>212447063 (OP)
I'm an insider, insider of OPs mom that is.

>>212451234
>I wont answer your question but you BETTER ANSWER MY QUESTION RIGHT NOW OR ELSE REEEEEE

>>212451424
Indeed it does, GunnKek.

>>212451455
Samefagging won't change a thing, friend.
Answer it.

>>212451462
And, there we go.
Checkmate.
Better luck next time.

>>212447220
children love dinosaurs, superman is super boring

>>212451531
and Gunn is paedo, which is why he made an ubermensch a dysgenic jew person.

>>212451424
Keep huffing copium, see you when the RT score drops

>>212451057
Rachel Brosnahan is so wasted in this. She's the most physically perfect Lois Lane we'll ever have. The only Lois that Superman would believably simp over.

>>212451562
>he made an ubermensch a dysgenic jew person
Not bad, 7/10 b8

>>212451521
>>212451057
https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc?si=YnQBTSXq8MoFpS-_

>>212451689
>the most physically perfect Lois Lane we'll ever have

/TV/ APPROVED CAPESLOP RANKING
1. The Dark Knight
2. Logan
3. Guardians of the Galaxy 3
4. The Batman (2022)
5. Joker
6. Avengers Infinity War
7. Spider-Man 2
8. Batman Begins
9. Batman (1989)
10. Guardians of the Galaxy
11. Batman Returns
12. The Suicde Squad (2021)
13. X-Men Days of Future Past
14. Thor Ragnarok
15. Thunderbolts
16. Captain America The Winter Soldier
17. Spider-Man
18. Guardians of the Galaxy 2
19. Spider-Man No Way Home
20. Avengers Endgame
21. Batman (1966)
22. Watchmen
23. X-Men First Class
24. Superman (1978)
25. Iron Man
26. The Dark Knight Rises
27. Spider-Man Homecoming
28. X2
29. Captain America Civil War
30. Deadpool 2
31. Doctor Strange
32. Deadpool
33. Shang-Chi
34. The Avengers
35. Spider-Man Far From Home
36. Blade
37. Shazam
38. Black Panther
39. Superman II
40. Deadpool and Wolverine
41. Ant-Man
42. Doctor Strange 2
43. X-Men
44. Black Panther 2
45. Zack Snyder's Justice League
46. Blade II
47. Wonder Woman
48. Iron Man 3
49. Constantine
50. Captain America the First Avenger
51. Ant-Man and the Wasp
52. Birds of Prey
53. The Wolverine
54. Punisher War Zone
55. Avengers Age of Ultron
56. Captain Marvel
57. Blue Beetle
58. The Amazing Spider-Man
59. Black Widow
60. Thor
61. Aquaman
62. Spider-Man 3
63. Iron Man 2
64. The Flash
65. Joker 2
66. The Punisher
67. X-Men Apocalypse
68. Venom
69. Eternals
70. Swamp Thing
71. Shazam Fury of Gods
72. Man of Steel
73. Captain America Brave New World
74. Thor Love and Thunder
75. Venom Let There Be Carnage
76. X-Men Last Stand
77. The Incredible Hulk
78. Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania
79. Venom The Last Dance
80. The New Mutants
81. The Marvels
82. Black Adam
83. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
84. Superman Returns
85. Thor The Dark World
86. Batman Forever
87. Dark Phoenix
88. Superman III
89. Hulk
90. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
91. X-Men Origins Wolverine
92. Batman v Superman
93. Return of Swamp Thing

>>212451689
She's hot but aged out of the role already. She'll be close to her 40s if there's a sequel

94. Howard the Duck
95. Blade Trinity
96. Wonder Woman 1984
97. Kraven the Hunter
98. Supergirl
99. Justice League
100. Fantastic Four (2005)
101. Ghost Rider
102. Jonah Hex
103. Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance
104. Fantastic Four Rise of Silver Surfer
105. Green Lantern
106. Daredevil
107. Suicide Squad (2016)
108. Morbius
109. Superman IV
110. Batman and Robin
111. Madame Web
112. Fant4stic
113. Elektra
114. Steel
115. Catwoman

>>212451749
I didn't approve of this list filled with Marvel slop like Guardians of the Galaxy.

>>212451716
looks like the wicked witch of the west

>>212449886
Wouldn't the moron be the one who put that in the movie?

>every DC movie flops
>superman flops
>SAAR, this means they will restore the SnyderVerse SAAARS
Why are Snyderjeets like this?

>>212447151
Good morning saar please to redeem the vfx checks

>>212451424
>I can’t defend this actual review paid for by vested interests so instead I will make you defend a review that doesn’t actually exist and when you don’t I will declare victory

>>212451631
Sounds good. I'll be here.

>>212451878
>make you defend a review that doesn't exist
Wow. Indians have worse critical thinking skills than I thought.

Hoping this shit flops spetacularly, fuck gunn, fick warner and fuck DCucks

>>212451749
> MCUslop in top 3
discarded fuck off Gunnjeet

>>212451960
I accept your concession

>>212452053
That's okay Roop.
The checkmate already occurred.
Again, better luck next time.

>>212451860
ww and aquaman did 1 billie each

>>212447666
Checked and cursed. That said
>dinosaurs >>>> capeslop
it's just math

>The checkmate already occurred.
>Again, better luck next time.

Someone said the embargo lifts today, others tomorrow. Who is accurate?

>>212452053
Based. Retard BTFO.

>>212450041
>"it, ahem, insists upon itself. here10 reasons why that is a good thing"

>>212447063 (OP)
Ludhiana is not "L.A.", Suhkdeep

>>212452118
>>212452148
Embarrassing.
Like it isn't obvious.

>>212452143
Your kid's asshole.

>>212452143
Premiers tonight in LA

>>212447151
>dog shit VFX
>dog shit cinematography
How is Hollywood so incompetent now? How does this film cost 300 million.

>>212452188
Calm down James.

>>212452187
More coping. Aren’t you tired?

>>212451749
>2. Logan
this movie is total nonsense, wolverine would never go around babysitting an elderly man and changing his diapers

>>212447151
thats not the movie, its AI generated image based on the trailer sequence. Liar

>>212452244
>Roop is so used to being sleazy he thought I was implying a samefag
Lmao.

The success of Superman hinges entirely on Corenswet's performance. The character only works if the actor playing him can properly embody an otherworldly being of unfathomable power who's only goal is to bring small-town justice to a big, cruel, uncaring world. Any quippeness, cuntiness, or emotional instability immediately negates the character. And sadness isn't emotional instability. I mean ruminating, brooding, seething, etc.

Superman does what he does because he is Superman, and if he doesn't know what to do he asks his mama. Such an easy character to write, and yet he is consistently overwrought.

>>212452143
Social media embargo is today 9PM Pacifict, RT is tomorrow

>>212451022
Half-fro cyborg and sidecut green lantern, unironically, also, I think there was a gay couple there somewhere

>>212447666
Adjusted for inflation, Jurassic World Rebirth did less than Jurassic Park 2 did on it's opening weekend. 190 vs 150.

>>212450041
So he gives an orange man bad speech at the end

>>212447063 (OP)
None of the "leaks" mentioned immigration until Gunn did

>>212452300
I accept your concession

>>212450292
DCkeks really can't catch a break heh?

>>212450457
Lmao this is what capebabbies actually believe

>>212452393
That's okay.
You already accepted mine.

>>212447666
>it a made a shit ton of movie
the running time is barely over 2 hours zoomie

Bussin'

>>212452087
that was a decade ago

>>212452656
>>You already accepted mine

>>212452626

7 years was a decade ago...

>>212447063 (OP)
All of Gunn’s shows and movies are bad but they all got good reviews
This is some real Disney cope right now thinking Superman will get a bad score on RT (even if it deserves it)

Who is Superbman and why does he love America?

>>212452306
He says dude twice in promotional footage. Superman does not say dude. Ever. This isn't Smallville Clark in his teens or young adult years. He's a man well into his 30's who's been Superman, by Gunn's own admission in the story, for about three years. Embarrassing.

>>212452813
We live in modernity.

>>212449908
>it's bright and colorful, quips and reddit humor, kid friendly, Guardian of the Galaxy director.
That is exactly the reason why it will bomb.

DC will never shake off its image as the dark, "gritty" and artistic counter to Marvel due to the Nolan movies and their immeasurable influence on the brand's perception. Plus, MoS is over a decade old and has become the definitive Superman movie for people right now and you're just fighting an uphill battle thinking you can change these perceptions people have. Every single person I've talked to goes "that looks like Marvel crap, not DC" and then writes it off and goes to see Jurassic World.

>>212452813
Dude

>>212452980
The DC movies are just much worse on average than the MCU movies. It’s low quality trend-chasing, a blind man can see it. All they had to do was make movies that didn’t suck, tone has nothing to do with it.

>>212453343
Both are on par in terms of quality

>>212453343
Most MCU movies suck on average.

When will Superman fight for people's right to have affordable housing?

>>212450844
ILM, Weta and Framestore are handling most of the visual effects work for Superman. ILM,Weta and Framestore had no involvement with The Flash.

>>212453531
That's more Bernie Sanders and AOC's wheelhouse. Superman punches things until they work again. He can't punch landlords unless they also have a giant mechanized death machine or something

>>212450900
They are talking about Snyderman. Snyderman fans think Krypto is a James Gunn creation.

>>212453405
>>212453371
By every metric the DC movies are worse and the MCU movies already stink. So figure it out, the DC movies are borderline unwatchable and that’s why so many of them have lost money at the box office. It’s almost like an elaborate money laundering scheme

>>212453343
DC will always be the respected brand. Their failures have only come as a result of trying to devolve themselves into Marvel. The Batman proved they still have the juice.

>>212453531
superman is a privileged nepobaby, who also owns a huge property that could be used to house dozens of people, but he prefers to use it for his cousin's mutant dog and the robots who do all the cleaning.

>>212453680
That property is in antarctica isnt it?

>>212453600
This movies budget is like 560M so maybe youre right

>>212453617
Batman is an exception, he keeps the lights on at DC. DC literally stands for Detective Comics. He’s at least half their comic and merchandise sales. If you want to evaluate DC as a whole you have to look beyond Batman. It’s an unhealthy picture

>>212447063 (OP)
death to capeshit

>>212453699
yes, and it has lots of gadgets and kryptonian tech that can keep everyone warm, fed and in Smallville teleports were used to travel back to kansas.

>>212453876
But there's no food or water. Superman doesn't keep any there because he doesn't need to eat.

>>212453772
>source: my ass

>>212447578
I dont know, but the actor being like 6'6 makes me think he's just stuck with big ass feet

I have no idea what the budget is being used on, it looks like a CW made for TV movie

>>212454532
Everything is very expensive now so all they can afford for props are CW tier tv props. Meanwhile in 1989 a movie like Batman could look great on a smaller budget

>>212450660
>Empirecity
They don't know anything. Might be lower for all we know.

>>212450144
>India has too much free time.
>They need to be out there making money.
They multi-task

Dubs and it opens to the same amount as The Flash. Trips and it goes even lower than that.

>>212447151
This can't be the finished shot, it's gotta be a leaked rough draft or something

>>212451766
>She's hot but aged out of the role already.
Lois was always meant to be older than Clark by a few years.

>>212447151
Grim

>>212453699
>>212453876
Actually the fortress is in the arctic.

My issue isn't that gunn will gunn superman man up. My issue is with him using the same shit cinematographer he used on flash and black adam

>>212455480
How can that be since it's mostly an ice sheet up there, not fit for anything to stand on, or is it technically in canada? Superman was secretly Canadian all along?

>>212447151
How does it look worse then man of steel after 12 years of technological innovation?

>>212455586
Anywhere in the arctic circle.

>>212455539
funny thing is the same one of Suicide Squad and that movie looked beatiful for capeshit standards

>>212455767
>and that movie looked beatiful for capeshit standards
??????

>>212455402
Nice headcanon

>>212450600
>it's better because it paints inside the numbers and doesn't upset me

>>212450662
The cinematographer from Flash is Gunn’s cinematographer. As in the same cinematographer as GotG2 and GotG3 and The Suicide Squad.
It’s fucking hilarious how people try to use that as a gotcha when Gunn has been collabing with that idiot for nearly 10 years.

>>212455300
What does the map coloring resemble feces?

>>212451063
>>212451152
You can imply or insinuate your like/dislike, or at least a positive/negative spin of a film without giving a legitimate review.
In the case of what you said, that's not a legitimate review, not a negative analysis of superficial elements. It doesn't speak to the quality of the film whatsoever and isn't a review, just the opposite of a softball.

>>212455402
No she fucking wasn't, Snyderjeet.

>>212455731
How could Santa have a workshop there if it's just water.

>>212455791
????? what

>>212453550
Why do you shills keep lying? It’s the same company

>>212447063 (OP)
camrip fucking when?

I know this movie is gonna be good because it's already causing seething and it's not even out yet

>>212451084
>Pedos are good at aiming for kids.
But Elio

Corn status?

Humanity insider here, people are frickin sick and tired of capeslop reboots

>>212447250
>jew power fantasy character being lower middle class
lmao

>>212447946
Correct. But most of the retards are bots. Companies competing and being catty with each other.

I just want a scene where he saves his dad from a tornado.

I’m be shocked if it gets above a 70 on RT

>>212447151
Looks like claymation.

>>212450041
holy shit this is gonna suck ass

>>212452451
You understood what that jeetbabble meant?

>>212457328
You know Gunn pays off his critics. No way will this be anything lesser than an 81%. He has too many connections in Hollywood.
I'll be genuinely shocked if it does end up scoring lower however.

>>212449682
My thoughts exactly. Why do we need Green Lantern? Why do we need Mr. Terrific? Why do we need Hawkgirl? Why do we need Metamorpho? Why do we need the Engineer? Why do we need all of them together? Why can't it just be a fucking Superman movie?

My issue that everyone looks and acts too fucking young and immature (except for Green Lantern, oddly enough, who looks way too fucking old).

>>212447310
Kek are you fucking retarded? People are disgusted by the movie

>>212448085
Everything is outsourced to India Dumbo

>>212450871
>/co/ homeboard
>superman threads getting insufferable
>go on /tv/ to see how bad it is
>open first thread i see
>see this post
>same filename as a post on /co/
>same guy shitposting on both /co/ and /tv/

>>212458189
I do work hard, not going to lie. Disney better pay me good.

>>212457328
RT doesn’t mean shit anymore, the Final Shartening got 96%

>>212458189
>Hawkman
Now there's a character that will never be in these movies.

>>212458294
>RT doesn't count unless it aligns with my biased worldview.

>>212459456
>worldview
Yeesh. Look, thunderbolts got a 88% on RT. I saw it and it was one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Pro critics just aren’t credible anymore, it’s all friends doing favours for friends

>>212447063 (OP)
>>212447151

>huge focus on immigration/climate change/“current thing”
And… people are surprised by this? Gunn is a regular poster on BlueSky and claims Biden is the best president of his lifetime lmao.

They casted a guy with a skinny jew neck

>>212447250
>middle class dork
Based on his huge luxury apartment with a balcony in what’s basically NYC this version of Clark Kent is actually pretty wealthy

>>212447063 (OP)
Why the fuck is his foot so big? I saw another webm where his RIGHT foot was extremely long for some reason, but in motion. What the actual fuck is going on?

>>212450183
Who is the dark-haired qt on Supes' left?

>>212448643
Snyder made mistakes but fuck that's a cool-looking Batman