Thread 212447837

this guy would be great at basketball

>>212447837 (OP)
>Hey khamas fucks! if you wanna mess with Israel you have to go through ME!

>>212447903
Is he a zogbot?

>>212447926
localbot

>>212447837 (OP)

woah! i would NOT want to mess with this guy!

Nap status?

>>212448435
Untaken.

Ever since the call came down from Big B I have never taken one

>>212448435
ever since he said this i haven't taken a single nap

>>212448435
well the guy is smart as people taking naps everyday have an increased risk of developing type 2 diabetes

>watch odyssey trailer
>immediately think of these threads

>>212449089
wouldn't be laughing if jon was around, i'll tell you that.

>>212448435
>REAL ONE ACTUAL THIS IS REAL ONE-SIX WITH A SIT REP OVER
>LOCAL: BURNT
>GULLY: KEPT
>SHOTS: CALLED
>PAPER: STACKED
>GRIND: ING
>NAPS: SKIPPED
>RIGG: AXED
>REAL ONE-SIX OUT OVER

>>212448937
>Americans who spend 2 hours a day napping after drinking 6000 calories in a single "milkshake" have an increased risk of type 2 diabetes

Fixed that for you. In first world countries where the life expectancy is much higher than in the US (third world), naps are completely normal and often beneficial to people.

>>212447837 (OP)
this wanker is holding his own collar, isn't he?

>>212447837 (OP)
i think it means only smoke locally grown weed or something

>>212448435
what if I take a nap on the weekend?

>>212447837 (OP)
I heard he drank 10 pepsis at his bar mitzvah and stayed up til 3AM. The man was born a badass.

>>212447837 (OP)
>i be poppin my collar
>poppin
>poppin
>poppin my collar

>>212447849
was really hoping that video of him playing basketball was comically good

>>212448435
Kid-naps that is.

>>212448435
fucking hell thats hilarious

>>212450095
Kek

>>212447837 (OP)
Proximal room temperature

>>212447837 (OP)
So according to chuds this is the most powerful actor of all time, right?

>>212450465
I went for a more generic approach as each case is different and people easily jump to conclusions or think they could die for a sneeze on the internet. But yeah, fuck the US and their milkshakes

>>212448435
I don't take naps, I literally sleep twice a day because I'm a stud.

>>212450095
>CRUST: BUSTED

>>212451545
> because I'm a chud
ftfy

just woke up from a nap

>>212452093
Nah. Keep that goofy idiosyncratic schizo shit away from the yard.

>>212452136
I don't trust people like you. Don't come around my local

>>212452213
sounds like your crust needs some busting

>>212452093
>BUSTED: CRUST

>>212447837 (OP)
You ever get that PENIS tattoo finished on your throat, jon?

>>212448435
who the fuck takes a nap? i thought that was for literal toddlers.

>>212447837 (OP)
the way some of you little dogs yammer... reminds me that most posters have no relationship with violence

>>212452760
so what do i do when i'm sleepy in the middle of the day and dont want to do anything, fuckin idiot

>>212452847
Awww is the wittle baby sweepy??? Too fuckin bad. You slam a cup of locally roasted java and get your gully the fuck up. Make moves. Position yourself amongst grinders. Stack paper. Leave that weak shit at the sandbox.

Just woke up from a nap

>>212447926
I thought it was a gay porn actor, I mean look at him.

>>212452847
if you're not sleep deprived or ill you should not be feeling sleepy in the middle of the day.

>>212450095
I see you been putting the work in bro

>>212448435
After 30, naps don't even feel good.

One of the few mofos in hollywood who's actually tougher in real life than in movies

>>212448435
nap takers better start napping with one eye open

>>212453750
True. I used to see Big B downtown sometimes. Whenever he walked by people would just go silent. Nobody wanted to say something that could offend him or his familia. He always showed respect though and always kept it local

I shit you not I ran in to Jon a couple months back at a bar in Jersey, still get shills thinkin about it. These 3 guys barged in, acted like clowns the entire night, after getting rejected by a female group they began getting aggressive. Jon, sitting alone at the counter, watched. A man’s man, quiet, broad-shouldered, and built like a brick wall. He stood, walked over, and said calmly, “You’ve got ten seconds to leave.”

They laughed.

One swung. Jon caught his wrist, dropped him. Another lunged, Jon slammed him into the jukebox. The third ran. Someone yelled "Burn local!".

Jon checked on the women, nodded to the bartender, and walked back into the rain. No fanfare. Just a man who did what needed doing.

motherfucker thinks he's some sort'of ex MARSOC or green beret. The only thing burning here is my fuckin' cringiometer

>>212455408
You wouldnt say that to his face

>>212453750
He looks like a real man's man, a real tough guy

>>212448488
>>212448504
>>212450095
kek

>>212455449
dude is like 5'6 of course I wouldn't say that to his face because it's too low for me

>>212455408
He was literally in ANGLICO and then fast tracked to SAD/SOG. Get your facts straight before you run your mouth homie.

>>212455547
He's 5'11 which is 180cm there's nothing cringe about his height just the tough guy act

>>212455612
1.8 million local burners?

>>212447837 (OP)
>>212448435
>>212450095
NAPTAKERS ARENT EVEN BURNING LOCAL ISHYGYDGHGDYG

I’m ashamed to say I’ve been freezing global the last few years. How do I turn my life around fellas?

do you folks think Big B is aware of these threads?

im trying not to nap right now. im really trying

>>212455920
DON'T

>>212456155
im staying awake i can do it
do it for punisher

So one day I am running in Sarzotti Park, Ojai, California. About 6pm. I stop for a second to drink and what happens? I spot mister "burn local" lying on a bench, completely asleep, with his mouth open. Imagine my reaction

>>212456449
did you cum in his mouth?

>>212450095
PAPERWORK: HOOPED

>>212455408
100% certified fake one

>>212455612
See:
>>212453782

>>212453782
lmao, is this a real poster?

>>212448435
I used to love naps but now IDGAF.

>>212456688
shapeshifting jewish guy turns out to be loyal to israel above anything else he talks about in his larped personality?

#notmypunisher

>>212457074
Ray was the best. Fight me.

>>212457149
why would anyone fight you, that is objectively correct

>>212457149
Warzone best Punisher movie

m-my eyelids.....they're.....they're g-getting heavy.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

>>212455408
someone get this freezehead out of here!

>>212456575
Yeah and I don't regret doing that

>>212457170
>>212457289
Agreed, But I think it was the worst box office out of all of them and killed the character until Shitflix

>>212455577
fast tracked to the next asylum available

>>212457149
Ray was amazing, if he just had a good script to work with.

>>212457703
>as long as your burned, you're not going anywhere

>>212457406
M'ask you sum.... How you gonna nap when other people are out here making moves? That's terrible dog

>>212448435
I know you posted this to make fun of him but I unironically agree now that I think about it. The kind of people that take naps (a toddler's activity) as adults are the same kind of people that NEEED to tell you that they took a nap and how they woke up and were so tired and did this and did that and blah blah blah shut the FUCK up faggot. Holy fuck I'm actively having an awakening right now that adult nap-takers are self-indulgent self-important FAGGOTS. It was a feeing burning within me but Burn Local man has articulated it.

>>212458002
you're a real one dawg

>>212458002
bro calm down and go take a nap ffs

>>212458147
>go take a nap
Woods, book this punk

Dumb cunt gets roles via nepotism and takes his own tough guy act seriously

>>212458002
Somebody get this sleepyhead outta here

>>212448435
I too do not trust Spaniards

>>212458002
Another one comes round to the infallible wisdom of Big B.

did they burn local or freeze global?

>>212457571
https://youtu.be/8XoRGgpF2qc?feature=shared

Oh he did

>>212458162
that fella seemed genuinely confused. Nothing a good nap can't fix

>>212457792
Where do i get this one?

>>212457703
>mfw global freezers go international on me

>>212448435
It makes sense when you grow up rough taking a nap is how you get a prick up the behind. Taking Naps sounds hella sus

Wow, I feel so bad. I misjudged this guy sooo much based on the characters he’s played. His views on masculinity are on point. Mad respect. This guy is one of the coolest and humblest guys I've seen in Hollywood. But he still oozes aura and that intimidation factor in his roles. Incredible

>>212458002
you burn local, a real one

>>212458753
For me it's his authenticity.

He came from nothing and now his name is in lights. You have to give him his flowers

>>212448435
I don't need to give a name to how or when I sleep. I simply sleep when I am tired. It's not complicated, I just do what I feel. If that upsets someone else that's hilarious.

>>212459030
The call came down from Big B. Your Real status is revoked if you take naps plain and simple

>>212458631
>specs guy deliberately trained his gun off of the car that had 4 hombres with guns in it so that he could do that quick swivel back

>>212453750
i sure as hell wouldn't start shit with him
and if he ever addressed me i would address him back as sir

>>212455408
This

>>212452213
So you like watching hairy gay men fuck each other in their muddy crusted assholes? Got it.

>>212459510
Good, they had guns and were going to shoot them when given the opportunity. You're like those faggots that complain when someone gets caught with pounds of cocaine in their truck because they were "searched without cause". If the boot fits, nig nog.

>>212457528
very proud of big B here
I'm going to watch all Asylum releases with him

>>212459848
what? im just pointing out that he moved his gun off of them so the camera could catch the epic swivel back. it looked silly. i'm glad the spics got it

>>212448435
Shit I still nap.
anons what now

>>212447837 (OP)
this guy is just an insicure closeted nap taker

>>212460816
FALSE on all accounts
Burntballstein burns coal LOCALLY in his ass

>>212448435
Do you think he allows his children to nap?

>>212460784
Burn Local immediately to atone

>>212461346

First ever Big B general. Time to spread the Burn Local message to the entire world

>talking about Bernthal at work
>no one gets why I'm laughing

>>212461464
Imagine being some normie that doesn't burn local. Sad. They probably take naps too.

>>212447837 (OP)
Honestly, the only one I can think of that even comes close to being as manly is this bacon lovin' madman.

>>212462011
Crust buster.

>>212461381
i agree about shopping and gore

Forced meme. Sage

>Hey you listen here. Listen. Listen. Don't let it get... don't let it get anything.
>Get that doubt shit, and squeeze that shit out. Squeeze that shit out.
>This here? What we have, this energy? That's power! That's life.
>Get the other shit out, that's for them! It's us against them y'all, it's us in here.

>>212450095
YOU: M'ASKED A QUESTION

these threads always make me get a good chuckle

>>212458338
ICE BURN!

>>212463118
does he know he's nearly 50 years old?