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>>212444358
yes i'm a cuck i like when people fuck on my bitch
Smellie Ellie smells because sheโs a peater and covers herself in androsterone
Trisha needs rehabilitative sex
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Good morning I love Eliie!
Ellie if you're reading this I hope you have a wonderful day!!
>>212447921Cole x Trish is real
Ellie if you're reading this I hope you have a wonderful day!!
I would be a good woman if I was a woman
Is it possible for Sam and Jon to be party to the things they make and still be "good christians"? Genuinely asking.
>>212448038This wasnโt really Cole.
>>212448046you've been wearing the same underwear for a week and order ubereats every other day i dont think you'd make a good woman
Documentary accusations against Jon were:
>underfed the contestants, who mainly subsisted off of grits and ramen
>trashed the house they rented
>rigged some of the challenges
>couldnโt do basic budgeting/accounting
>roid rage
>Jon mostly would fuck off during the day and was too lazy to show up and produce content, just showing up at random points
>let in someone who had covid, resulting in some contestants getting sick
>was negligent when it came to disciplining Mexican Jet, whom Jon would regularly admit was an insufferable sex pest
>one of the gaslights was โtoo realโ, where Jon appeared to leave contestants overnight in the wilderness only to return with McDonaldโs and take them back to the house
>would do fratbro hazing of the Jewish contestant by making him drink alcohol to dangerous levels
>was often off doing cocaine
>just general incompetence like technical issues
Honestly though I think this Van guy is the real problem
>hooked Jon on cocaine
>was the one who wrote all the Jet-bashing Tweets on Jonโs account, thereby burning that bridge for Jon
>did some sneaky credit card shenanigans so some random zoomer orbiter of Jonโs got charged the 18 grand in damages production did to the AirBNB
So Ellie was wearing Jetโs shorts?? So itโs finally confirmed they fucked then damn
>>212448046are you a good man
>>212448088Van also got Abi hooked on pills.
>>212448101No she didn't fuck Jet. She fucked her friend who is a Jet fanboy, which is even worse desu.
>>212447916 (OP)Big Brother has hotter girls, better competition, funnier dudes, and (obviously) better production
>>212448065That was definitely him. He's self conscience about his appearance since he put on some weight and has a negative canthal tilt
>>212447766can someone post the girls names from ADL im watching the doc and can't seem to find any of them or their nudes
>>212448131how the tables have turned
>>212448088Good post.
Sucking on cigars looks so fucking retarded and gay btw. Why do these fags do it
daniel is mentally handicapped
So Jet destroyed the epstein client list and the 1000s of hours of video footage?
>>212448156I only remember Xiomara and Mary Jane.
>>212448139Whatโre the good seasons
>>212448156i dont think we remember
>>212448139And no Ellie so fuck off.
>>212448088who the fuck made this documentary, nigga? Like 10 people watched ADL in the first place
>>212448088>>212448126if you look up augustine socials he follows a lot of gay porn accounts
one of them even follows him back
was it all a fetish to him?
>>212447916 (OP)Letty makes me horny
>>212448206>>212448088Wait, Jon is just... Sam?!
>>212448192cool thanks, jon really used an acronym like ADL so anytime I search for it its just jew shit
>>212448195why come no one ever posts videos of the 2000 times jon has cried on camewa?
>>212448192I marathoned the documentary and I dont remember seeins Ethan, Midori or Sid.
Ellie is awesome
>good friend
>funny as fuck
>fricking cute and wholesome
>smart, wellspoken and hardworking
>full of grace
>well versed in pop culture and media
>lived an interesting life only being 18
>>212447916 (OP)I'm not watching your faggot show no matter how many threads you make about it, Sam
>>212448224Letty should have her vocal cords removed along with her arms and legs and become a portable fuckhole for black men.
>>212448242Uhhhhh where's the hymen in this broad?
>>212448242i bet she likes cruelty squad and sun araw music too!
>>212448186any of these
https://m.youtube.com/@bigbrotherfullepisodes140
>>212448193Lol, the BB host is a hotter asian than sheโll ever be
>>212448245we dont want anyone to watch it and we want it to fail (it already did) we're here to gossip about e-whores and autistic men
>>212448242saddest ritualpost to date.
>Ellie
Hey wise guy, whereโs the hymen in this joint?
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ellie seems like a moira main what do you think
seeing ellie is getting under my skin. post more titty girl
>>212448239this one's pretty funny https://x.com/SteeScribbles/status/1825658679787446592
>>212448242> hardworkingAt what? Not being a babyfag online?
>>212448139Iโve never watched Big Brother but hasnโt it become gay and lame in recent years? From what Iโve heard it seems like the early 2000s were the good years.
>>212448245We don't want to be here either dude
>>212448241The only notable thing about Ethan is that he was raped by Shadi.
>>212448296Looks like a porn
>>212448088Still don't see how this is any worse than fishtank
>>212448265>>212448224>>212448296Need more lewd pics of Letty (especially feet and ass)
>>212448265Did Jet first meet Letty in her discord?i need the truth
>>212448288>I haven't played valkeep her away from that shit
Ellie really be like LMAO I JUST HAD SEX WITH 4CHANNEL LEGEND HACK BLASTERD KEKAROO!!!!!
>>212448088he's just Jet but better looking and less clout
>>212448241they clearly donโt want to part of that boring documentary
>>212448241Sid was sick most of the time and Midori was eliminated very early. Ethan was just a sexy slut, eyecandy if you will, much like Ivy.
>>212448296yuck look at that face
>>212448168Production probably thought he was quirky smart autistic and not short-bus autistic when they cast him
we need 2 be twinkmaxxing
>>212447916 (OP)What the fuck is that literal goblin thing in the corner
>>212448088Was this documentary a shitpost? Because everything you just described is stuff that can be attributed to the Fishtank crew with the possible exception of the fratbro challenge.
>>212448375shes so ugly with that red hair
ngl Im warming up on Ted after the burtstream
season 1 and 2 had so much more sovl...
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>>212448316how come I don't get raped by shadi
why do randoms get to have all the fun, this is FRICKED
>>212448400you could have left out every word after ugly lol
There is so much shit going on among the community that im suspecting its all orchestrated by goran to take the attention away from production scamming everyone with s4
frank might show burt The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
>>212448046No, you'd be a bad girl and I would punish you
>>212448392nope, i guess you could say that im a bant character
>>212448448I hope she saves Cole
>>212448419I donโt believe the wiggers are capable of that
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>>212448376understandable, he had me fooled too for a while. the drawing is when it really dawned on me, there was never gonna be a growth arc like TJ, this nigga is literally disabled
fishtank is about the hot women now. sorry chud
>>212448392Jon was the only dude that didnt fuck shadi
>>212448241>I marathoned the documentary and I dont remember seeins Ethan, Midori or Sid.Ironically the ones that were dopplegangers of fish Jon beefs with were the better ones.
Mara = Tay
Ethan = Vance
Midori = Sylvia
Maryjane wasn't a doppleganger of anyone but she was pretty good. The rest were pretty forgettable aside from Sid spraining her ankle on the first day.
>>212448479seth is my favorite fish of all time
>>212448479Crazy how Seth (who?) became more memorable than Rachel (what?)
>>212448439mistermetokur sloppa
>>212448419>jet>orchestrate anything
my wife is known for being fucked by the legendary blob hack blastard of the fishtank fame
and i took pride in the fact that she was passed around by wiggers
>>212448489You know what? They should do an entire season about that. Like a tank full of bitches
>>212448419what is allegedly going on? i saw ellie, angie and direnc post a few photos
>>212448491okay but in the doc he was verbally shouting at her and being rude
>>212448419>There is so much shit going onlike what exactly? burt is doing a hecking chungus stream with Frank? Ellie is getting fucked and wearing jets shorts? damn we're really being treated lately
>>212448502the black girl was one of the more interesting picks for me, how did she even get on the show
i admit it when i call my tight piece angie a good person, i'm actually covering the fact that she's a whore and a snake
>>212448550They're all friends or girlfriends of jon's friends.
Direnc, despite being a whore, sure does like churches
>>212448419There has been a major increase in posting about previous seasons and spamming random screencaps ever since the shorts gate yesterday, yeah.
And we've seen seth live on stream saying the same exact things the jet cocksuckers say here.
>>212448502Its wasnt a documentary about the adl, it was a documentary of why mac was kicked out
>>212448242Worshiping a highschool junior like this as a grown man is not healthy anon
>>212448548Dont besmirch the content Godess ever the fuck again bro
>>212448550she's pedro/mexican jet's girlfriend lol
who is the next to drop a content bomb
>>212448367it was first night of sid
first day she was violent, but after she fucked up her ankle, she was just sitting silently, after a few days she heemed xiomara after she poured egg on her head
S4 sucked but at least we got Ellie
>>212448545She said they made up after that, but that was cut off because it didnt fit the documentary
>>212448562Mary Magdalene coded
what is ellie's xitter?she said she has one on stream
>>212448588Claire steaming right now but I will not share the link
>>212448448Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Sing happy birthday to Trish my favorite fish
>>212448288do you think I can impress her with my junkrat frag comp. ?
ellie didn't fuck jet you fucking obsessed incel weirdos, she's a virgin.
she just ate his ass.
>>212448589No Jon gave her and Xiomara covid via sammy
we need to be defending jet
>>212448448Is it really Trishaโs birthday?
>>212448567hey look someone is wearing a retard hat its just like my heckin wholesome fishtank
>>212448479I despise seth
>>212448574i am not here to be healthy
>>212448618You think he cleaned up before or it was raw
>>212448618>ellie didn't fuck jet,she just ate his ass.thank god
>>212448471Better that it's Trish and not some Anisa Jomha type that gets their hands on Cole
>>212448615is he implying hes fucked supermodels and celebrities??
Trish does everything Angie attempts to far far better. She's even better at being a slutty SEA.
>>212448588do you think jet thought ellie was going to be more like josie based off her audition? she had the quirkiness but was so reserved once in the tank
>>212448527Based Josiepedo
why are these faggots talking about adl
go make your own thread
>>212448581>>212448550ah i see, she was the least chronically online type out of all them so i was curious, like the most normal looking out of all fishtank sphere bullshit
>>212448088>did some sneaky credit card shenanigans so some random zoomer orbiter of Jonโs got charged the 18 grand in damages production did to the AirBNBdid this really happen?
what a fucking piece of shit between that and getting jon on cocaine and abi on pills.
>>212448640Praying for you cause youโll need it
>>212448665ADL > Kiketank
>>212448665ADL is more on topic than furt
>>212448628Yes sheโs 25
>>212448615Jet just has to mention the hot girls at McDonalds that he knows he can groom for his reality show
Reminder that the ellietroons actually believe ellie's lies here. ellie has misstepped in such a massive way her simps have to believe the shorts are identical yet also came from a friend of hers, who isn't jet
Reminder Jon fucked Creature
>>212448581what? she and mara are like the only two contestants on the doc that talk shit about the show
>>212448527This could be a Josiefag, elliepedo or a lettychud
>>212448678even if it was you should still make your own thread.
>>212448688whataboutism
>>212448387The guy who made it is a moralfag. Early on in ADL during a confessional sequence he was deriding Fishtank for being a degenerate, non-Christian show unlike ADL. So the documentary is basically a straight approach to how a normie professional would see Fishtank
Cutie Salutie, reporting for duty
Giving her biggest, cutest, salut-est salutie!!! o7
>>212448088Van is a piece of shit and so is Shadi. Both deserve a bullet in the head
>>212448619maybe, but honestly, covid in 2025?
>>212448675at least i am not a jetposter
>>212448665adl never dies
>>212448615Theyโre either Guatemalans, niggers, or meth head women of any age from 16-60
>>212448705no thats just you and its why youre so mad about it
Let me get this straight:
The highlight of a fishtank twitter orbiter's life is to get an alcoholic skinnyfat female fish after she gets passed around by the wiggers and proudly announce to the "community" that "hey I'm having the wiggers' sloppy seconds"?
>>212448705My princess can fuck anyone as long as it isn't Jet
Van and Shadi deserve bullets to the head
>>212448615a hot woman for jet is a tattooed, piercing having, used whore, whose brain is fried by drugs.
He's going to die alone all sad and pathetic. I feel a little bad for him if i have to be honest. He is what happened if you're chronically online and never check yourself, if they do a brain scan on him i wouldn't be shocked if all he has left is the brain stem with his brain rotted away from all the drugs & whippets he's done so in a way nothing is his fault maybe that explains his behavior and general low iq. I simply hope Jupiter has a better life than her brother. Johnny tried his best but for someone like Jet all the help in the world will never be enough
lmao remember when that fucking moron tried to run for city council and got absolutely destroyed
>>212448705Is she actually getting heated about the allegations or is it just a bit?
>>212448754Alcoholic skinnyfat are crazy adjectives for a woman
anyone know the Ellie twitter or discord leaks? she mentioned on Ricky's stream people followed her
>>212448754Since some delusional faggots think simping is better than orbiting (lmao), this also applies to simps.
>not a fan
>did her thing on the show and left
>didn't fuck Jet
>didn't try to cloutshark off the wiggers
>doesn't appeal to 4chan
>has things going on in her life
>doesn't hide behind memes and irony
>just gives the ocasional update once in a blue moon
>>212448732it was just some of the newer flu viruses you americans paid chinese to develop, the kind that has random symptons like fatigue or losing your voice like Xio
>>212448659>She's even better at being a slutty SEA.I honestly think Angie is sluttier. Blowing Brian isn't as slutty as what Angie does in my opinion.
>>212448718>>212448739Something has to live for it to die.
>>212448790lmao, holy shit you're deranged. Jet wasn't wearing 3xl size shorts..
>>212448809twitter: lenardexpress
discord: lenardlegend
>>212448826>Bend cityReally gay name for a city
>>212448791never thought about that if he did actually do all those crazy whippets and what not then yeah his brain could be fried
maybe claire or abi can share some insight on if jet is literally brain damaged at this point?
>>212448822Unfortunately she looks too asian
>>212448709This inverted legged midget is living my trvth if so
>>212448825Angie being more of a slut than Trish is really soming lmao
Makes you think
>>212448829okay, but with no survivors
>>212448710pedro and jon are enemies now, she shits on adl because it means shitting on jon. despite how decent a person she looks she rides for her retarded bf very hard despite everything
>>212448824Xio lost her voice because she was screaming about crypto every 5 minutes
>>212448791>Johnny tried his bestlol
>>212448847its just BEND
retard
BEND (city council)
not BEND CITY CITY COUNCIL
dumb as fuck no wonder you follow jon like a simp
>>212448794She's getting pissed by them, because she fucked up royally by posting the shorts pic and she knows it. She had no idea people would dredge up pics of Jet wearing the shorts. The stupid 18-year-old thought it would be some inside joke with Jet. Thought wrong.
>>212448821This is a simp/orbiter.
>>212448705Elliejeets are actually all the worst characteristics of any other simps.
>infantilization (Josie)>denial of whoredom (Josie, tayleigh and Letty)>believing every lie (b*tty)>pretending nontent was content (Josie)>falling for pickme behavior (tayleigh)Remember when Josie just spent a year with Winston (status?) and Josiecels were like THEYRE JUST FRIENDS BRO?
Funniest shit ever
>>212448885Bender detected
I don't care if Ellie fucked someone. What I do care about is her fucking Goran. Disgusting
>>212448874she got it back and kept screaming voice didnt go away
>>212448892Yes this. Because why would some 18 year old remember any brief moments where Jet has worn it on camera?
>>212448885BEND over and get fucked bitch
>>212448793what you don't get is that it got his name out there and gave him clout.
now some dumb retarded bitch will see pictures like this:
>>212448826and spread her stinky yeasty hole for him.
god women are cancer.
>>212448844I mean he's a fat fuck and the shorts look really baggy on him. but the exact size doesnt really matter, what matters is the difference in sizes explains the discrepancies
>the amount of mesh holes in the blue sidetrim>the spacing difference between the rockstar logo from blue sidetrim
we need to see more trish butt by the end of this year
Time to send gay guys to Gigiโs house.
>>212448885No its now "bend city" because its funnier
>>212448794I watched Ricky's stream and she seemed to get upset with any negative comment at all.
>>212448912DAMN that's a trvke
>>212448718I dont know who any of these people are but I kind of like the look of the fat guy with the goatee. Looks silly. Could be a silly fishtank character. The guy laying down with the black shirt kind of looks like Daniel from that perspective. The black girl has beautiful skin. I dont have anything to say about the rest.
>>212448931lol yeah getting whipped and humiliated by a liberal female
such clout, many such cases
>>212448855yeah but her personality is better than Ellie's which in turn boost her attractiveness
>>212448936There is no difference in size. They're the exact same shorts, and you're delusional to believe otherwise.
Don't you guys know that Vice City shorts are extremely popular and that anybody could have them?
>>212448912I just go along with whatever the girls say or do because its their lives and i don't give a fuck. Maybe you're the one taking this too much to heart
Would you rather Ellie fucks Jet or Klaus?
>>212447949>>212447957You fags are obsessed with a cross-eyed gook
>>212448224>>212448265>>212448296And this square-head cunt looks like OneSonic and got fucked by a retarded looking Chicken Andy
Youโre all parasocial faggots
>>212448794Did you see her ig live? She was obviously frustrated, her name is literally lolcowlenard itโs important people keep egging this on and make her do something stupid to prove she didnโt have sex with Jet.
>Ellie will always be known as the slut that fucked Jet from season 4
True or not, the stench of Jet's cock will follow her forever.
does anyone else think the greg fishtank offshoot thing is really gay? hanging on by a thread just let go and make deltarune voice acting memes
>>212448615jet lusting over 18 year olds again
>>212448387>James drank one beer and drove home going 5 miles over the speed limit>Billy drank 8 shots of tequila and 6 beers and drove home going 45 miles over the speed limit>they are both the same thing actually when you think about it
If I could just get casted once I could fuck so many fishgirls. I will apply every season until I get on
>>212448846oh so she literally posts nothing, what's the point
>>212448972>sneaking in nina glazing in there nina sucks stinky greasy donkey balls get out of here
>>212448972except for the part where letty stayed to the end and angie lasted a week yeah good post
moron
We are going to do things to Jet Neptroon that have never been done before.
>>212448922Asian girls go through puberty much later and sheโs freaked out by actual sex. Didnโt happen
>>212449029idk thats why she doesnt share it
from now on, discussion of females in this thread shall be banned.
fishtank is a gay show, it's time /ftl/ honors that.
I had to ask the flight attendant to move seats after this dumdum kid kept kicking the back of my seat I think his milf mom was embarrassed lol she kept making goofy ahhh excuses for him
"omg he's not even doing it right now he's only 3 there's only an hour left in the flight"
>>212448999Unironically Klaus it would make everyone here seethe to levels unseen
Anon it's time to get a job.
>>212449002>Youโre all parasocial faggotsBecause letty's boobies make my pp get hard?
Ok nigger.
>>212449020At this point itโs the only Fishtank-adjacent thing that didnโt end up being a car wreck. Embarrassingly.
Itโs not even Vice City shorts, itโs Vice City Stories shorts. You really expect me to believe an 18 year old girl would wear shorts for a game that came out in 2006 on the PSP?
>>212448939Trish NEEDS to sit on my face before the end of this year
>>212449002White roastie seething hahaha
>>212449002>Youโre all parasocial faggotsWhere do you think you are?
>>212448991Discord bro knew what he was doing
>>212448720what pissed me off about the doc (even though I thought it was interesting albeit way too long) is how mac, xiomara and arachelle were moralfagging after the fact but apparently they were okay with all the shit while they were there. I think they thought adl would be their big break but when they got out and realized no one watched it they got salty.
>>212449055anyone have jon in the purple liptstick bex put on him in bloodgames? lmao his reaction was like that of a child kwab
>>212449002Ok but have you considered boobas
>>212448822That's our JC! (Just Chinese)
I doubt it with how long the Burt stream has been, but is there any rundown from the portions with Freddy?
>>212449069ya goy isnโt a babyfag
Direnc is spending her time doing productive stuff like going to cat museums, why don't you?
im not even watching this shit but is that midget monster actually in the show or is it just AI in the pics?
>>212449080Yes....the "discordbro" who 100 percent exists
>>212449060Iโm at work right now
>>212449069nah bro, her middle school friend gave her the shorts and knew jet had a pair and was trolling her/trying to get her in trouble. ellie is innocent!!
>>212449002Angie don't be so mad only because she's prettier than you
Admit it, Winston won.
>impeccable opsec
>no crazy fishtank fans after him
>got to fuck josie in her prime
>dumped josie before she fucked goran
>spent a year pumping that squaw's pussy full of winstum
>probably has a hotter gf right now
>>212449052Elliesimp here can confirm Asian women donโt even begin menstruation until theyโre 45 years old
>>212449103Why does she like cats so much?
>>212449087>carried your reality tv show and makes you millions of dollars
>>212449057Double check your photos i can see a good chunk of you in the reflection
>>212449069Why should i care what you expect?
Burt panicking like a kid who finally got his crushโs number yet he has no issue fucking strangers in the ass
>>212449117>Ellie's discord simp never came forward to back her upNow that is suspicious
>>212448202Disgruntled ex orbiter-employee.
leave Angie alone
you are leading her down s dark path
>>212449103im glad my bogan crackwhore wife is enjoying her vacation!
>>212448872oh shit I didnt know that. thanks for the update baby bro
>>212449131I would immediately rope if I was forced to have sex with Jose
>>212449069To be fair she said they were from her friend (boyfriend)
>>212449154she is a good person though
you are just a seething pedo!
>>212448999Klaus is more her type I think
>Accused of all sorts of scamming and fucking contestants and shady shit
>"Uhhhhh I'm horny"
The impression I had from ADL was everyone was on good terms when it ended, where did this documentary come from?
>>212448992its already been confirmed the biggest ellie seethers saw her as potential egirlfriend and are coming up with reasons to be mad
>>212449069people wear black metal band t-shirts and donโt listen to them
>>212449106he was there for like 2 days and he didnt even sleep in the house with them. he was there for a couple hours each day and the show has been over for over a week
>>212449140that's okay my fit goes nuts
>>212449201The jon hit piece is all jet has been working on since s3 ended. Now was the time to drop it after his rugpull to get heat off him
its a normal thing guys
girls wear their male friends clothing all the time
the male friends that fly to see the girl
and it is all platonic
>>212449201Just the final few remaining.
>>212449057>getting moged by a 3year old kidKWAAKWAB(Klaus Was Always A Kek What A Bitch)
>>212449212nirvana and grateful dead t-shirts too
What would you do if you found a blacked out drunk Angie lying on the streets in her own vomit? I'd bring her back to my place, leave a cup of orange juice by her bed and a note saying, when you wake up, doordash is on its way, then set a reminder for a doordash delivery at 8:00am... bagels, fish, bacon... all the good eatings. And then we would talk over breakfast, and I would just listen to her and actually be someone to hear her, because getting intoxicated to being blacked out is a cry for help.
>>212449204Luckily for us sheโll see how loyal we are to defend our pure virgin queen and weโll be rewarded by her grace.
>>212448595many people were saying this about other pole dancer
>>212448192things are synchronic
>>212449201Everyone was on bad terms and they wanted to expose jon
>>212449251>>212449262This isnโt true though
>>212449249You can just post
>i had no female friends growing upWe all know
>>212449201>>212449247ADL ended as a huge disaster what the fuck are you talking about, the /bant/ threads were full of all their autist micro-micro-eceleb drama.
>>212449189No, i want you pedos to stop encouraging her to destroy her life
>>212449246>Grown man wearing shortsngmi
>>212449279Yeah it was a disaster but I donโt remember anyone actually being mad at jon
I am watching the Burtstream now and I am loving it, sorry. Yeah, I'm enjoying Burt, Greg, Frank, Aryeh, Freddy, Ted and especially Alex B.
>>212449114I wouldn't want to do it, but I would fight (and beat) Cole just to bury my face in Trish's ass cheeks. I would cut him down.
>>212449257naw I'm just being autistic about it and will defend a gotcha that isn't true. she could've fucked jet, but theyre different shorts. find a new slight
>>212449201The โ40 boysโ broke up over it because of how bad it went lmao
>>212449274angie go back to taking dumb pictures and meeting with tinder dates
>>212449252I think he was special needs or something his mom kept telling him to stop and I turned around to (politely but sternly) say "buddy you gotta stop kicking my seat" and he looked pretty derpy haha
Claire is the leader of Whore Clan.
>>212448192give me midori socials
>>212449301xiomara, mat, skippy, bleau and his gf hated jon
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>>212449279I couldnt find the bant threads. what were they called?
>>212449201the guy making the doc, mac, was adl's sodafag and spent a silly amount of time planing the whole project. jon and the 40boys went off script from the start and did lots of retarded things. plenty of people quit as the show went on, from production (including mac) to contestants. def not everyone was on good terms by the end. mac made the doc to expose the bs, angry that he wasted so much time on the show
>>212449274you're literally half asian angie
>>212449131its not for nothing that his gametag was winningwinston
>>212449279>the /bant/ threads were full of all their autist micro-micro-eceleb drama.this is literally not true
>>212449336that's quite possibly the worst take i've seen
>>212449084Xio was using it as a place to live because she was kicked out of her parents house
>>212449336>shadi>good woman
>>212449311Every time angiebros call a truce with you ellietroons, you absolute FUCKS are ALWAYS the ones to violate it. I've fucking had it. Your little bitch girl is going down, faggot.
>>212449342It was just in the preseason /ftl/ ones they didnโt have their own general
>>212449336>daniel>protagonistHe spent the first week moping in a room alone
>>212449279Lol people barely talked about ADL
Alrighty FTL who's ready for their bong hits
>>212449336payton was not coddled
>>212449336uh oh you're gonna upset the angiepedos
>>212449279literally nobody talked about ADL in the /bant/ threads, wtf are you talking about. it was literally more common to talk about how little it was talked about
>>212449383the queen of /ftl/
>>212449201>everyone was on good terms after it ended
>>212449336daniel should be in feels unethical to watch
>>212449385And what little they did talk about was how it was falling apart
>>212449336pretty good list
but none of the good women are actually good
people are seriously still denying ellie fucked jet? lmao simps are so brainbroken
>>212449398Payton was just straight up ignored. As soon as jet found out she was a dyke he just dismissed her existence
>>212449294it's like 95 all day and 80 all night down there NC east coast gets humid as fuck I was dying d o g y
>>212449109Don't work yourself into a shoot, brother (sister)
>>212449336you didn't put angie as the protag so now angiepedos will come for you
>>212449385yeah this is true, its not worth to check the archives
Good person morning, kings, don't forget to put on some good work today and get shit done.
>came in during S2
>missed out on josiesimp era
Now I'm seeing wtf is going on with the elliesimps. It's crazy. These people are dangerous.
>>212449430which makes ones fishtank journey all that much more difficult
>>212448972ellie simps are so retarded lol
>>212449347Gotta admit his motive for spending thousands of hours on this documentary because Jon was too retarded to stick to the script he spent hundreds of hours on is pretty funny
>>212449452you have no idea retard, it was so much worse
>>212449430yep. she wasn't fat/retarded so they couldn't use her as a punchline and she wasn't gonna fuck any of them so she just became completely invisible to production
I want to see actual IQ test results for people dumb enough to be a follower of Jon
>>212449334All of these people are retarded and I have no idea who โmatโ is
>>212449450betty is also a good person, a great person in fact. i hope angie gets to be a great person too.
>>212449425I hope they're just fishing for (you)s
>>212449336Decent list but why is Hayley in "feels unethical to watch" and not Rachel?
>>212449398when people say payton was coddled theyโre just angry she wasnโt hanged for having normie politics or something
>>212449460I always forget how much I love Payton.
LETS
FUCKING GOOOOO
>>212449336There's nothing unethical about watching Haley, she's beautiful and perfect.
>>212449274damn if those ugly gooks get ugly white men then i am in for an ellie tier babe
this rocks!
>>212449383good god she is a pretty
>>212449425>I didn't fuck Jet guys, some discord simp that you don't know flew out here, I wore his shorts and then he flew homeuh huh
>>212449450Why is this mp4 so hot
>>212449336Letty was the protagonist
Remember when Josie had both Jon and Van in her bedroom singing karaoke?
>>212449522beacuse you like kids
>>212449452Ellie simping is like 10% of what josiepedos were like. I think it helps that she lurks here and responds to shit because josie didn't so the place was wild with schizo shit and things they NEEDED to say to her. It was bad. Real bad
>>212448615so Fat grooming mcdonalds workers
>>212449336kek how is angie is a sociopath
>>212449385>>212449402it was bigger topic than burt or whatever s3 fish
adl was like 10-20% of the thread, small, but dont say it was not existing
>>212449492Some of them are. The lowercaps anon who thinks everyone talks back at him is an ellie "orbiter" (rather than him, an ellie "simp") is deranged and dangerous, though.
>>212449467had to scratch the adl itch i guess. maybe hes autistic or something kek
>>212449527No. No I don't remember
>>212449336simbal escapes the categorization, he's an off-the-script villain
>>212449522Pure joy over convincing Jobe to let Jin get interviewed too when Jobe said he didn't want Jin in the interview
Good person vibes are hot
>>212449542Nothing wrong with liking guppycoded tight little brats.
>>212449425not his shorts but the next stage is her finally admitting that direnc and herself did go to New York with him, so that can be your new slight
>>212449550Nta but stealing multiple pairs of headphones with a unique case does it for me.
>>212449527yeah its pretty grim in hindsight with what we know about him now.
i wonder what freaky shit he tried to pull in japan for her to completely cut contact with him since.
>>212449542And nigga? Don't be fucking problematic.
>>212449527that was a fun stream
>>212449527this was before jon became a coke addict
>>212449588Jobe is such a huge faggot that only looked sorta good when compared to nontent of mid-endgame s3
INSIDER HERE.
Ellie had NO SEXUAL CONTACT with Jet.
Drop the subject IMMEDIATELY.
>>212449599The "not his shorts" argument is the last vestige of how you know you're dealing with a completely delusional simp/orbiter or whether you're dealing with someone who can come to his senses desu.
>>212449336where's the category for "airpod stealer snake slut"
>>212448615jet is a punk ass who begs like a little girl and talks to himself
>>212449580What pants are those? I thought she was wearing Jetโs shorts
>>212449201lmao it ended with screaming, starvation and actual fistfights what are you talking about?
>>212449631I use my eyes and see the difference between the shorts, you obsess over jets cock and being cucked. we are not the same
>>212449644It's not your fault bro
>>212448615Ellie works at McDonaldโs????
hello everyone, any S5 rumors??
>>212449644Fact checked by real Fishtank patriots.
>>212449631Ah yes. The girl that wants to be known as a virgin proudly marches around wearing jet's shorts because...?
If they were his she wouldnt be showing them off you dumbass monkey.
I dont even have any interest one way or the other but you guys are so fucking annoying posting the same thing on cooldown
>>212449642It didnโt though, at the end Jon, Shadi, Augustine, that other guy, etc etc weโre all friends. There was no fallout after the show, even the blue stuff just disappeared
>>212449644You donโt have to take the blame like this Jet we know she begged to eat the shit out of your asshole for free NYC fast food
how it feels to be employed
>>212449674never happening
>>212449674Not a rumor, but a fact. It ain't happening
>>212449644All good bro learn and do better
>>21244967440 minutes... fishtank site... be there...
>>212449674Itโs going to take place in a cave in Utah. Confirmed freeloaders right now are Jimmy, Kevin, Burt, and Chris. Theme for the season will be 1800s coal rush.
>>212449685Because she thought only Jet would know it's his shorts and underestimated the autism of /ftl/, just like every other girl before her?
Its 1pm. I expected some content to have been made today but its just people still obsessing about a pair of shorts.
Ftl has fallen
ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
>doxxed her airpod thief
>best offseason content
>>212449690what number are you, boy?
>>212449685its the same person too, the bait is just boring at this point. Its already been disapproven, nobody cares about your fucking cuckposting, take it to reddit or twitter you faggot
we need to be ignoring ellie until she does something interesting
>>212449723She lurks here and was already accused of wearing jets pants but they ended up being Freddy's. You going to say she fucked freddy too now?
>>212449644its not rape if they get off to it (they all do)
>>212449733ellie mogged everyone and her sister mogged her
I actually don't exist lol
When is Angie opening the PO box filled with tributes
>>212449760my wholesome bogan crackwhore wife
>>212449642why hasnt anyone mentioned that skippy guy, wasnt he a big part of the downfall
>>212449674ben shapiro as free loader
Showering with Payton after intense sex
>>212449674they're pivoting
>>212449760artist woman, she want to go to art school after her current job
I remember Xiomara crashing out on Twitter for a month claiming Jon scammed her of all her crypto.
Ellie hymen status -intact
Ellie anal virginity status -intact
Ellie throat status -unbruised
>>212449758jon is so cringe. biden died in jan lmao biden derangement syndrome
>>212449760She's a good woman
>>212449732people were discussing TJ/taylor daily years after the fact.
ya ain't seen nothing yet babygoy.
>>212449690Hi Van, sweeping hard today. What a pity you'll never be paid for it and have to settle for brojob session at Jon's hillbilly shack. Nice work scamming the Airbnb damages onto your fanbase btw
You'd tshirts are still ugly shit though
>>212449762yes, i love to be cucked. cuck BWC cuck BWC
>>212448999Asiangirls love goofy white Klausbois
>>212449674Itโs a really special cast. Lasts season cast just wasnโt there but this time theyโve really found a good one. Production made a couple mistakes but it was mostly the casts fault and this time, they fixed it.
my favorite part about the adl documentary was van and the other faggot with the glasses arguing on an instagram live to an audience of 25 people. really puts things into perspective. not that Im much better but at least Im not doing it publicly
we do not care if the whore is a virgin it doesnt matter
the people love binx and she fucks anything with a pulse
====BURT UPDATE====
Burt CONFIRMS that OneSonic is a GOOD KISSER.
>>212449690Shadi you're a fucking moron and so desperate for clout you'd excuse actual murder and child molestation if it got you on a hundred viewer stream.
>>212449814Ellie tongue status -tainted by balkan sharticles
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Working hard or hardly working?
>>212449849>the people love binxi'll take your word for it
>>212449762they are jet cucks, not freddy cucks, they will never say she fucked freddy, and they dream about their fanfic about ellie rimming jet
they are freaks
>>212449841S3 was casted based on how likely they would fall for the famous house bit
>>212449760Kinda wholesome how she relates everything to sex like a stripper promo
>>212449755is bb worth watching as a fishtank fan where do i watch it online do i need to get some sort of season pass are there restreams do i also simp for the girls?
>>212449690Kill yourself, VGR!
is frank a neet? he hung out with burt all day
>>212449907This was a good challenge
i want angie to upload videos of her dates fucking her because she's a good person
>>212449841the cast was great this season though
>>212449923I don't know, this internet date has been cute though
Wonder what Gigi is up to rn
vgr cheated on claire with mary from adl btw.
what are /ftl/'s thoughts on this?
>>212449690it just disappeared because only 10 people cared about adl
>>212449812Iโm not sure I believe her. I think retardio casino itself stole it from her. The whole retarded apr thing crashed. The rug puller got rug pulled
>>212448822>tried to slice her own face off
>>212449915you have multiple choices
1. paramount+ sub for live feeds. you can usually get 2 months free so you would only need to pay for 1 month
2. the live feeds will be on plutotv (with ads) for free
3. pirate stream like ppv
simping is optional
>>212449967Its actually insane how those tiny stick legs form such an amazing hip /waist ratio. If she worked out at all she would be so fucking hot
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>>212449874question answered
>>212449994the karate guy from season two
>>212450002he should dye it pink again
>>212449845That Van guy was out of his mind
Talking about how faith in him is faith in Jesus, saying money isnโt real if you donโt think about it, insisting ADL being garbage was an innovative thing
>>212449760i like her lust for life
>>212449868What's wrong with this
Whatโs up with Frank anyway. Why is he spending hours streaming with Burt and Greg.
>>212450002Why would he diss Ben like this?
>>212450002jet posts like a girl
>>212450037Sounds like all things jet would say
>>212450047He finds it funny.
>>212450042nothing, you come to your own conclusion
>>212448615>hey wanna be on my showSeason 5 is back on the menu boys
Having a speech impediment is actually the gayest thing in the universe like how do you fuck up something like speaking
>>212449970He said sending tts to Mary was practice for rizzing Claire
>>212450065>Season 5 contestants all female former mcdonalds employees
>>212449923He works pushing carts at the grocery store
>>212450047He's gay and loves his two retards
>>212450069Still gets more bitches than you
>>212450088what does this even mean
>>212450047Speaks volumes that Frank likes to hang out with Burt so much.
>>212450092If it paid decent i wouldnt mind pushing carts. Seems comfy
>>212450107inside joke with reggie
>>212450092Actually he's a patty flipper now
>>212449961Shopping at costco
>>212450132what does this even mean
>>212449336Switch Letty & Abi with Angelica & Tayleigh
>>212450060paramount+ has 2 tiers. the least expensive gives you access to the feeds but no live tv for live episodes. if you are east coast you can just use an antenna and watch on cbs or pirate a stream
>>212450137Yeah that hair net will really prevent his digusting beardhair from falling into all that food
>>212450137Stealing Arye's dream job
>>212450092Publix employees have great benefits and stock options btw
>>212450137Imagine working at a random wageslave job and Frank Hassle is just there with you
>>212449994Bitchtank Super fan that became Claireโs #1 fan. He took her on a date in February to a concert in Seattle and didnโt know anything about her fucking jet or still not broken up with Isaac at the time. She made fun of him for being a homeschooled dweeb without a real job. It was funny
jet blocked me on xitter...
>>212450151Cool. Thanks for the update ellie. Gm (good morning)
Jk i know ellie cant solve the captcha
>>212449961This
We need a Gigi update, and we need a sister stream in the near future
bill ottman posting jets tweets in ftl in case they flop
Imagine Ellie face down and spreading her cheeks and just gazing at the beauty, like in a movie where God comes down from heaven and is surrounded by light and angels are singing 'aaaaa'
>>212450170id mark out ngl
Alex B dropping trvkes
https://x.com/lesbians4letty/status/1942143654526894246
BILL!!! SATAN'S DRIVING THE BUS!! GET OFF THE BUS!!!!
>>212450185Welcome to the club thatโs like 90% of the people here
>>212450092those mf alway smell the worst too. they leave a trail of BO wherever they go in the store and you have to serpentine to avoid it
>>212450180so Claire just goes on random dates with her fans?
>>212450037he's a scumbag thats for sure, I think he's the guy I hated the most after watching the doc because yeah they're all pathetic but at least I can excuse pedro because he was 22 and jon because he's retarded. this guy is a snake and frankly not even good at it with how obvious it is he has no idea what the bible says
>>212450203I'd assume most of us don't use twitter
>>212450180he wore the bitchtank shirt too
>>212450210no
>>212450047Frank has nothing since s4 was cancelled
reminder that the unfunny bill ottman shit is a klaus thing and if you engage with it you are a fag
>>212450210only the paying ones
>>212450200It's true, even Reddit is starting to get tired of Burt's shtick
>>212450200Burt's schtick got old a week into S3 for anyone with half a brain. His fanbase is the worst.
>>212450233whos driving this bus anyway
>>212450233we know it's you, Jet
>>212450211plus he looks fucking disgusting
people hate bill ottman posting because it reminds them they have no social life
>>212450210If you pay a few thousand dollars yeah
Ellie is awake and posting shitty memes. Amazing
Claire is "getting ready for work"
>>212449588Why does she like Jin so much?
>>212450260im sorry but it really is something klaus started
>>212449809Prefer this one she did
>>212450250>His fanbase is the worstTrue, only surpassed by the tjeets
>>212450250Burtโs endless looping of saying โI donโt know whatโs going onโ was endlessly frustrating. None of the other fish did either dude
>>212450210Yeah itโs her guilty pleasure. She doesnโt do normal pay pigging
>>212450134this jon has been raped by van and will never be seen ever again btw.
really makes you wonder why that parasite attaches himself to the most retarded/autistic easily exploited people(jon,abi,josie).
and that fat hippo enable him and is fine with all of that (because he gives her a place to crash at and prints some shirts for her).
>>212450210yeah, as long as you got poppy concert tickets
one bed challenge but because rachel was eliminated jet steps in to fill the spot
Rescuing Angie from her 6 am wageslave job and giving her a life on the beach where she drink and smoke and be a cute tight brat all day