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>>212444358

yes i'm a cuck i like when people fuck on my bitch

Smellie Ellie smells because she’s a peater and covers herself in androsterone

Trisha needs rehabilitative sex

Watermellie

Good morning I love Eliie!

no more ellie type stuff

Ellie if you're reading this I hope you have a wonderful day!!

>>212447921
Cole x Trish is real

Ellie if you're reading this I hope you have a wonderful day!!

I would be a good woman if I was a woman

Is it possible for Sam and Jon to be party to the things they make and still be "good christians"? Genuinely asking.

It was years ago dude

>>212448038
This wasn’t really Cole.

what the nigger

>>212448046
you've been wearing the same underwear for a week and order ubereats every other day i dont think you'd make a good woman

>>212448046
pedobaiting?

Documentary accusations against Jon were:
>underfed the contestants, who mainly subsisted off of grits and ramen
>trashed the house they rented
>rigged some of the challenges
>couldn’t do basic budgeting/accounting
>roid rage
>Jon mostly would fuck off during the day and was too lazy to show up and produce content, just showing up at random points
>let in someone who had covid, resulting in some contestants getting sick
>was negligent when it came to disciplining Mexican Jet, whom Jon would regularly admit was an insufferable sex pest
>one of the gaslights was “too real”, where Jon appeared to leave contestants overnight in the wilderness only to return with McDonald’s and take them back to the house
>would do fratbro hazing of the Jewish contestant by making him drink alcohol to dangerous levels
>was often off doing cocaine
>just general incompetence like technical issues

Honestly though I think this Van guy is the real problem
>hooked Jon on cocaine
>was the one who wrote all the Jet-bashing Tweets on Jon’s account, thereby burning that bridge for Jon
>did some sneaky credit card shenanigans so some random zoomer orbiter of Jon’s got charged the 18 grand in damages production did to the AirBNB

So Ellie was wearing Jet’s shorts?? So it’s finally confirmed they fucked then damn

>>212448046
are you a good man

>>212448088
Van also got Abi hooked on pills.

>>212448101
No she didn't fuck Jet. She fucked her friend who is a Jet fanboy, which is even worse desu.

>>212447916 (OP)
Big Brother has hotter girls, better competition, funnier dudes, and (obviously) better production

>>212448065
That was definitely him. He's self conscience about his appearance since he put on some weight and has a negative canthal tilt

>>212447766
can someone post the girls names from ADL im watching the doc and can't seem to find any of them or their nudes

>>212448131
how the tables have turned

>>212448088
Good post.
Sucking on cigars looks so fucking retarded and gay btw. Why do these fags do it

daniel is mentally handicapped

So Jet destroyed the epstein client list and the 1000s of hours of video footage?

>>212448156
I only remember Xiomara and Mary Jane.

>>212448139
What’re the good seasons

>>212448156
i dont think we remember

>>212448139
And no Ellie so fuck off.

>>212448126
>-ACK!

bianca garcia

>>212448088
who the fuck made this documentary, nigga? Like 10 people watched ADL in the first place

>>212448088
>>212448126
if you look up augustine socials he follows a lot of gay porn accounts

one of them even follows him back
was it all a fetish to him?

>>212447916 (OP)
Letty makes me horny

>>212448206
>>212448088
Wait, Jon is just... Sam?!

>>212448192
cool thanks, jon really used an acronym like ADL so anytime I search for it its just jew shit

>>212448195
why come no one ever posts videos of the 2000 times jon has cried on camewa?

>>212448192
I marathoned the documentary and I dont remember seeins Ethan, Midori or Sid.

Ellie is awesome
>good friend
>funny as fuck
>fricking cute and wholesome
>smart, wellspoken and hardworking
>full of grace
>well versed in pop culture and media
>lived an interesting life only being 18

>>212447916 (OP)
I'm not watching your faggot show no matter how many threads you make about it, Sam

>>212448224
Letty should have her vocal cords removed along with her arms and legs and become a portable fuckhole for black men.

>>212448242
Uhhhhh where's the hymen in this broad?

>>212448242
i bet she likes cruelty squad and sun araw music too!

>>212448186
any of these
https://m.youtube.com/@bigbrotherfullepisodes140
>>212448193
Lol, the BB host is a hotter asian than she’ll ever be

>>212448224
Tittylicious!

>>212448245
we dont want anyone to watch it and we want it to fail (it already did) we're here to gossip about e-whores and autistic men

>>212448242
saddest ritualpost to date.

>Ellie
Hey wise guy, where’s the hymen in this joint?

ellie seems like a moira main what do you think

seeing ellie is getting under my skin. post more titty girl

>>212448265
meaty

>>212448239
this one's pretty funny https://x.com/SteeScribbles/status/1825658679787446592

>>212448242
> hardworking
At what? Not being a babyfag online?

>>212448088
>>212448126
>>212448206
same fag

>>212448139
I’ve never watched Big Brother but hasn’t it become gay and lame in recent years? From what I’ve heard it seems like the early 2000s were the good years.

>>212448245
We don't want to be here either dude

>>212448241
The only notable thing about Ethan is that he was raped by Shadi.

>>212448296
Looks like a porn

>>212448088
Still don't see how this is any worse than fishtank

>>212448265
>>212448224
>>212448296
Need more lewd pics of Letty (especially feet and ass)

>>212448265
Did Jet first meet Letty in her discord?i need the truth

>>212448224
letty harem

>>212448288
>I haven't played val
keep her away from that shit

Ellie really be like LMAO I JUST HAD SEX WITH 4CHANNEL LEGEND HACK BLASTERD KEKAROO!!!!!

>>212448088
he's just Jet but better looking and less clout

>>212448241
they clearly don’t want to part of that boring documentary

>>212448296
holy shit kek

>>212448254
Hi Mike

>>212448241
Sid was sick most of the time and Midori was eliminated very early. Ethan was just a sexy slut, eyecandy if you will, much like Ivy.

>>212448296
yuck look at that face

>>212448168
Production probably thought he was quirky smart autistic and not short-bus autistic when they cast him

we need 2 be twinkmaxxing

>>212447916 (OP)
What the fuck is that literal goblin thing in the corner

>>212448088
Was this documentary a shitpost? Because everything you just described is stuff that can be attributed to the Fishtank crew with the possible exception of the fratbro challenge.

>>212448367
>>212448335
is this shadi?

>>212448375
shes so ugly with that red hair

ngl Im warming up on Ted after the burtstream

season 1 and 2 had so much more sovl...

>>212448316
how come I don't get raped by shadi
why do randoms get to have all the fun, this is FRICKED

>>212448400
you could have left out every word after ugly lol

There is so much shit going on among the community that im suspecting its all orchestrated by goran to take the attention away from production scamming everyone with s4

whos ted

frank might show burt The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

Happy Birthday Trish!

>>212448046
No, you'd be a bad girl and I would punish you

Bexo

>>212448392
nope, i guess you could say that im a bant character

>>212448448
I hope she saves Cole

Happy birthday Ted

>>212448419
I don’t believe the wiggers are capable of that

>>212448376
understandable, he had me fooled too for a while. the drawing is when it really dawned on me, there was never gonna be a growth arc like TJ, this nigga is literally disabled

fishtank is about the hot women now. sorry chud

>>212448392
Jon was the only dude that didnt fuck shadi

>>212448241
>I marathoned the documentary and I dont remember seeins Ethan, Midori or Sid.
Ironically the ones that were dopplegangers of fish Jon beefs with were the better ones.
Mara = Tay
Ethan = Vance
Midori = Sylvia
Maryjane wasn't a doppleganger of anyone but she was pretty good. The rest were pretty forgettable aside from Sid spraining her ankle on the first day.

>>212448479
seth is my favorite fish of all time

quiet morning with ellie

>>212448479
Crazy how Seth (who?) became more memorable than Rachel (what?)

>>212448439
mistermetokur sloppa

>>212448419
>jet
>orchestrate anything

my wife is known for being fucked by the legendary blob hack blastard of the fishtank fame
and i took pride in the fact that she was passed around by wiggers

>>212448489
You know what? They should do an entire season about that. Like a tank full of bitches

>>212448419
what is allegedly going on? i saw ellie, angie and direnc post a few photos

Good person posting

>>212448491
okay but in the doc he was verbally shouting at her and being rude

>>212448419
>There is so much shit going on
like what exactly? burt is doing a hecking chungus stream with Frank? Ellie is getting fucked and wearing jets shorts? damn we're really being treated lately

>>212448502
the black girl was one of the more interesting picks for me, how did she even get on the show

i admit it when i call my tight piece angie a good person, i'm actually covering the fact that she's a whore and a snake

>>212448550
They're all friends or girlfriends of jon's friends.

Direnc, despite being a whore, sure does like churches

>>212448419
There has been a major increase in posting about previous seasons and spamming random screencaps ever since the shorts gate yesterday, yeah.
And we've seen seth live on stream saying the same exact things the jet cocksuckers say here.

>>212448502
Its wasnt a documentary about the adl, it was a documentary of why mac was kicked out

>>212448242
Worshiping a highschool junior like this as a grown man is not healthy anon

>>212448548
Dont besmirch the content Godess ever the fuck again bro

>>212448550
she's pedro/mexican jet's girlfriend lol

who is the next to drop a content bomb

>>212448367
it was first night of sid
first day she was violent, but after she fucked up her ankle, she was just sitting silently, after a few days she heemed xiomara after she poured egg on her head

S4 sucked but at least we got Ellie

>>212448545
She said they made up after that, but that was cut off because it didnt fit the documentary

>>212448562
Mary Magdalene coded

what is ellie's xitter?she said she has one on stream

>>212448588
Claire steaming right now but I will not share the link

>>212448448
Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Sing happy birthday to Trish my favorite fish

SEASON 5 UPDATE!!!

>>212448288
do you think I can impress her with my junkrat frag comp. ?

ellie didn't fuck jet you fucking obsessed incel weirdos, she's a virgin.
she just ate his ass.

>>212448589
No Jon gave her and Xiomara covid via sammy

we need to be defending jet

>>212448448
Is it really Trisha’s birthday?

>>212448567
hey look someone is wearing a retard hat its just like my heckin wholesome fishtank

>>212448618
hymen intact

>>212448479
I despise seth

>>212448574
i am not here to be healthy

>>212448618
You think he cleaned up before or it was raw

>>212448618
>ellie didn't fuck jet,she just ate his ass.
thank god

>>212448471
Better that it's Trish and not some Anisa Jomha type that gets their hands on Cole

>>212448615
is he implying hes fucked supermodels and celebrities??

Trish does everything Angie attempts to far far better. She's even better at being a slutty SEA.

>>212448588
do you think jet thought ellie was going to be more like josie based off her audition? she had the quirkiness but was so reserved once in the tank

>>212448527
Based Josiepedo

why are these faggots talking about adl

go make your own thread

>>212448581
>>212448550
ah i see, she was the least chronically online type out of all them so i was curious, like the most normal looking out of all fishtank sphere bullshit

>>212448088
>did some sneaky credit card shenanigans so some random zoomer orbiter of Jon’s got charged the 18 grand in damages production did to the AirBNB
did this really happen?
what a fucking piece of shit between that and getting jon on cocaine and abi on pills.

>>212448640
Praying for you cause you’ll need it

>>212448665
ADL > Kiketank

>>212448665
ADL is more on topic than furt

>>212448628
Yes she’s 25

>>212448615
Jet just has to mention the hot girls at McDonalds that he knows he can groom for his reality show

Reminder that the ellietroons actually believe ellie's lies here. ellie has misstepped in such a massive way her simps have to believe the shorts are identical yet also came from a friend of hers, who isn't jet

Reminder Jon fucked Creature

>>212448581
what? she and mara are like the only two contestants on the doc that talk shit about the show

>>212448698
>25
Woof

>>212448527
This could be a Josiefag, elliepedo or a lettychud

ADL NEVER DIES

>>212448678
even if it was you should still make your own thread.

>>212448688
whataboutism

>>212448387
The guy who made it is a moralfag. Early on in ADL during a confessional sequence he was deriding Fishtank for being a degenerate, non-Christian show unlike ADL. So the documentary is basically a straight approach to how a normie professional would see Fishtank

Cutie Salutie, reporting for duty
Giving her biggest, cutest, salut-est salutie!!! o7

>>212448088
Van is a piece of shit and so is Shadi. Both deserve a bullet in the head

>>212448619
maybe, but honestly, covid in 2025?

>>212448675
at least i am not a jetposter

>>212448665
adl never dies

>>212448615
They’re either Guatemalans, niggers, or meth head women of any age from 16-60

>>212448705
no thats just you and its why youre so mad about it

Let me get this straight:
The highlight of a fishtank twitter orbiter's life is to get an alcoholic skinnyfat female fish after she gets passed around by the wiggers and proudly announce to the "community" that "hey I'm having the wiggers' sloppy seconds"?

>>212448705
My princess can fuck anyone as long as it isn't Jet

Van and Shadi deserve bullets to the head

>>212448615
a hot woman for jet is a tattooed, piercing having, used whore, whose brain is fried by drugs.

He's going to die alone all sad and pathetic. I feel a little bad for him if i have to be honest. He is what happened if you're chronically online and never check yourself, if they do a brain scan on him i wouldn't be shocked if all he has left is the brain stem with his brain rotted away from all the drugs & whippets he's done so in a way nothing is his fault maybe that explains his behavior and general low iq. I simply hope Jupiter has a better life than her brother. Johnny tried his best but for someone like Jet all the help in the world will never be enough

lmao remember when that fucking moron tried to run for city council and got absolutely destroyed

>>212448705
Is she actually getting heated about the allegations or is it just a bit?

>>212448754
Alcoholic skinnyfat are crazy adjectives for a woman

anyone know the Ellie twitter or discord leaks? she mentioned on Ricky's stream people followed her

>>212448754
Since some delusional faggots think simping is better than orbiting (lmao), this also applies to simps.

>>212448754
‘Fraid so

>>212448794
It's a bit

>not a fan
>did her thing on the show and left
>didn't fuck Jet
>didn't try to cloutshark off the wiggers
>doesn't appeal to 4chan
>has things going on in her life
>doesn't hide behind memes and irony
>just gives the ocasional update once in a blue moon

>>212448732
it was just some of the newer flu viruses you americans paid chinese to develop, the kind that has random symptons like fatigue or losing your voice like Xio

>>212448659
>She's even better at being a slutty SEA.
I honestly think Angie is sluttier. Blowing Brian isn't as slutty as what Angie does in my opinion.

>>212448718
>>212448739
Something has to live for it to die.

>>212448790
lmao, holy shit you're deranged. Jet wasn't wearing 3xl size shorts..

>>212448809
twitter: lenardexpress
discord: lenardlegend

>>212448826
>Bend city
Really gay name for a city

>>212448791
never thought about that if he did actually do all those crazy whippets and what not then yeah his brain could be fried
maybe claire or abi can share some insight on if jet is literally brain damaged at this point?

>>212448822
Unfortunately she looks too asian

>>212448709
This inverted legged midget is living my trvth if so

>>212448825
Angie being more of a slut than Trish is really soming lmao
Makes you think

>>212448829
okay, but with no survivors

>>212448710
pedro and jon are enemies now, she shits on adl because it means shitting on jon. despite how decent a person she looks she rides for her retarded bf very hard despite everything

>>212448824
Xio lost her voice because she was screaming about crypto every 5 minutes

>>212448753
my sexy king

>>212448791
>Johnny tried his best
lol

>>212448847
its just BEND

retard

BEND (city council)
not BEND CITY CITY COUNCIL

dumb as fuck no wonder you follow jon like a simp

>>212448794
She's getting pissed by them, because she fucked up royally by posting the shorts pic and she knows it. She had no idea people would dredge up pics of Jet wearing the shorts. The stupid 18-year-old thought it would be some inside joke with Jet. Thought wrong.
>>212448821
This is a simp/orbiter.

>>212448705
Elliejeets are actually all the worst characteristics of any other simps.
>infantilization (Josie)
>denial of whoredom (Josie, tayleigh and Letty)
>believing every lie (b*tty)
>pretending nontent was content (Josie)
>falling for pickme behavior (tayleigh)

Remember when Josie just spent a year with Winston (status?) and Josiecels were like THEYRE JUST FRIENDS BRO?
Funniest shit ever

>>212448885
Bender detected

I don't care if Ellie fucked someone. What I do care about is her fucking Goran. Disgusting

>>212448874
she got it back and kept screaming voice didnt go away

>>212448892
Yes this. Because why would some 18 year old remember any brief moments where Jet has worn it on camera?

>>212448885
BEND over and get fucked bitch

>>212448793
what you don't get is that it got his name out there and gave him clout.
now some dumb retarded bitch will see pictures like this:
>>212448826
and spread her stinky yeasty hole for him.
god women are cancer.

>>212448844
I mean he's a fat fuck and the shorts look really baggy on him. but the exact size doesnt really matter, what matters is the difference in sizes explains the discrepancies
>the amount of mesh holes in the blue sidetrim
>the spacing difference between the rockstar logo from blue sidetrim

we need to see more trish butt by the end of this year

Time to send gay guys to Gigi’s house.

>>212448885
No its now "bend city" because its funnier

>>212448794
I watched Ricky's stream and she seemed to get upset with any negative comment at all.

>>212448912
DAMN that's a trvke

>>212448718
I dont know who any of these people are but I kind of like the look of the fat guy with the goatee. Looks silly. Could be a silly fishtank character. The guy laying down with the black shirt kind of looks like Daniel from that perspective. The black girl has beautiful skin. I dont have anything to say about the rest.

>>212448931
lol yeah getting whipped and humiliated by a liberal female

such clout, many such cases

>>212448855
yeah but her personality is better than Ellie's which in turn boost her attractiveness

>>212448936
There is no difference in size. They're the exact same shorts, and you're delusional to believe otherwise.

Don't you guys know that Vice City shorts are extremely popular and that anybody could have them?

>>212448912
I just go along with whatever the girls say or do because its their lives and i don't give a fuck. Maybe you're the one taking this too much to heart

Would you rather Ellie fucks Jet or Klaus?

>>212447949
>>212447957
You fags are obsessed with a cross-eyed gook

>>212448224
>>212448265
>>212448296
And this square-head cunt looks like OneSonic and got fucked by a retarded looking Chicken Andy

You’re all parasocial faggots

>>212448794
Did you see her ig live? She was obviously frustrated, her name is literally lolcowlenard it’s important people keep egging this on and make her do something stupid to prove she didn’t have sex with Jet.

>>212448983
the irony

>Ellie will always be known as the slut that fucked Jet from season 4
True or not, the stench of Jet's cock will follow her forever.

does anyone else think the greg fishtank offshoot thing is really gay? hanging on by a thread just let go and make deltarune voice acting memes

>>212448615
jet lusting over 18 year olds again

>>212448387
>James drank one beer and drove home going 5 miles over the speed limit
>Billy drank 8 shots of tequila and 6 beers and drove home going 45 miles over the speed limit
>they are both the same thing actually when you think about it

If I could just get casted once I could fuck so many fishgirls. I will apply every season until I get on

>>212448846
oh so she literally posts nothing, what's the point

>>212448972
>sneaking in nina glazing in there
nina sucks stinky greasy donkey balls get out of here

>>212448972
except for the part where letty stayed to the end and angie lasted a week yeah good post

moron

We are going to do things to Jet Neptroon that have never been done before.

>>212448922
Asian girls go through puberty much later and she’s freaked out by actual sex. Didn’t happen

>>212449029
idk thats why she doesnt share it

from now on, discussion of females in this thread shall be banned.

fishtank is a gay show, it's time /ftl/ honors that.

I had to ask the flight attendant to move seats after this dumdum kid kept kicking the back of my seat I think his milf mom was embarrassed lol she kept making goofy ahhh excuses for him
"omg he's not even doing it right now he's only 3 there's only an hour left in the flight"

>>212448999
Unironically Klaus it would make everyone here seethe to levels unseen

Anon it's time to get a job.

>>212449002
>You’re all parasocial faggots
Because letty's boobies make my pp get hard?
Ok nigger.

>>212449020
At this point it’s the only Fishtank-adjacent thing that didn’t end up being a car wreck. Embarrassingly.

It’s not even Vice City shorts, it’s Vice City Stories shorts. You really expect me to believe an 18 year old girl would wear shorts for a game that came out in 2006 on the PSP?

>>212448939
Trish NEEDS to sit on my face before the end of this year

>>212449002
White roastie seething hahaha

>>212449002
>You’re all parasocial faggots
Where do you think you are?

>>212448991
Discord bro knew what he was doing

>>212448720
what pissed me off about the doc (even though I thought it was interesting albeit way too long) is how mac, xiomara and arachelle were moralfagging after the fact but apparently they were okay with all the shit while they were there. I think they thought adl would be their big break but when they got out and realized no one watched it they got salty.

>>212449055
anyone have jon in the purple liptstick bex put on him in bloodgames? lmao his reaction was like that of a child kwab

>>212449002
Ok but have you considered boobas

>>212448822
That's our JC! (Just Chinese)

I doubt it with how long the Burt stream has been, but is there any rundown from the portions with Freddy?

>>212449069
ya goy isn’t a babyfag

Direnc is spending her time doing productive stuff like going to cat museums, why don't you?

im not even watching this shit but is that midget monster actually in the show or is it just AI in the pics?

>>212449072
She's taken

>>212449080
Yes....the "discordbro" who 100 percent exists

>>212449060
I’m at work right now

>>212449069
nah bro, her middle school friend gave her the shorts and knew jet had a pair and was trolling her/trying to get her in trouble. ellie is innocent!!

>>212449002
Angie don't be so mad only because she's prettier than you

Admit it, Winston won.
>impeccable opsec
>no crazy fishtank fans after him
>got to fuck josie in her prime
>dumped josie before she fucked goran
>spent a year pumping that squaw's pussy full of winstum
>probably has a hotter gf right now

>>212449052
Elliesimp here can confirm Asian women don’t even begin menstruation until they’re 45 years old

>>212449103
Why does she like cats so much?

>>212449087
>carried your reality tv show and makes you millions of dollars

>>212449057
Double check your photos i can see a good chunk of you in the reflection

>>212449069
Why should i care what you expect?

Burt panicking like a kid who finally got his crush’s number yet he has no issue fucking strangers in the ass

>>212449117
>Ellie's discord simp never came forward to back her up
Now that is suspicious

>>212448202
Disgruntled ex orbiter-employee.

leave Angie alone
you are leading her down s dark path

>>212449103
im glad my bogan crackwhore wife is enjoying her vacation!

>>212448872
oh shit I didnt know that. thanks for the update baby bro

>>212449131
I would immediately rope if I was forced to have sex with Jose

>>212449069
To be fair she said they were from her friend (boyfriend)

>>212449136
kek

>>212449154
she is a good person though
you are just a seething pedo!

>>212448999
Klaus is more her type I think

>Accused of all sorts of scamming and fucking contestants and shady shit
>"Uhhhhh I'm horny"

The impression I had from ADL was everyone was on good terms when it ended, where did this documentary come from?

>>212448992
its already been confirmed the biggest ellie seethers saw her as potential egirlfriend and are coming up with reasons to be mad

>>212449069
people wear black metal band t-shirts and don’t listen to them

>>212449106
he was there for like 2 days and he didnt even sleep in the house with them. he was there for a couple hours each day and the show has been over for over a week

>>212449140
that's okay my fit goes nuts

>>212449201
The jon hit piece is all jet has been working on since s3 ended. Now was the time to drop it after his rugpull to get heat off him

its a normal thing guys
girls wear their male friends clothing all the time
the male friends that fly to see the girl
and it is all platonic

>>212449201
Just the final few remaining.

>>212449057
>getting moged by a 3year old kid
KWAAKWAB(Klaus Was Always A Kek What A Bitch)

does minoxidil work?

>>212449212
nirvana and grateful dead t-shirts too

What would you do if you found a blacked out drunk Angie lying on the streets in her own vomit? I'd bring her back to my place, leave a cup of orange juice by her bed and a note saying, when you wake up, doordash is on its way, then set a reminder for a doordash delivery at 8:00am... bagels, fish, bacon... all the good eatings. And then we would talk over breakfast, and I would just listen to her and actually be someone to hear her, because getting intoxicated to being blacked out is a cry for help.

>>212449204
Luckily for us she’ll see how loyal we are to defend our pure virgin queen and we’ll be rewarded by her grace.

>>212448595
many people were saying this about other pole dancer >>212448192
things are synchronic

>>212449201
Everyone was on bad terms and they wanted to expose jon

>>212449251
>>212449262
This isn’t true though

>>212447949
>>212448242
>>212448725
>>212448822
>>212448973

every yellow fever faggot looks like this

>>212449249
You can just post
>i had no female friends growing up
We all know

>>212449201
>>212449247
ADL ended as a huge disaster what the fuck are you talking about, the /bant/ threads were full of all their autist micro-micro-eceleb drama.

>>212449189
No, i want you pedos to stop encouraging her to destroy her life

>>212449088
anyone??

>>212449246
>Grown man wearing shorts
ngmi

>>212449060
NEVER

>>212449279
Yeah it was a disaster but I don’t remember anyone actually being mad at jon

I am watching the Burtstream now and I am loving it, sorry. Yeah, I'm enjoying Burt, Greg, Frank, Aryeh, Freddy, Ted and especially Alex B.

>>212449114
I wouldn't want to do it, but I would fight (and beat) Cole just to bury my face in Trish's ass cheeks. I would cut him down.

>>212449257
naw I'm just being autistic about it and will defend a gotcha that isn't true. she could've fucked jet, but theyre different shorts. find a new slight

>>212449201
The “40 boys” broke up over it because of how bad it went lmao

>>212449274
angie go back to taking dumb pictures and meeting with tinder dates

>>212449252
I think he was special needs or something his mom kept telling him to stop and I turned around to (politely but sternly) say "buddy you gotta stop kicking my seat" and he looked pretty derpy haha

>>212449057
male karen

Claire is the leader of Whore Clan.

>>212449109
Good women

>>212448192
give me midori socials

>>212449301
xiomara, mat, skippy, bleau and his gf hated jon

>>212449279
I couldnt find the bant threads. what were they called?

>>212449201
the guy making the doc, mac, was adl's sodafag and spent a silly amount of time planing the whole project. jon and the 40boys went off script from the start and did lots of retarded things. plenty of people quit as the show went on, from production (including mac) to contestants. def not everyone was on good terms by the end. mac made the doc to expose the bs, angry that he wasted so much time on the show

>>212449274
you're literally half asian angie

>>212449131
its not for nothing that his gametag was winningwinston

>>212449279
>the /bant/ threads were full of all their autist micro-micro-eceleb drama.
this is literally not true

>>212449336
that's quite possibly the worst take i've seen

>>212449084
Xio was using it as a place to live because she was kicked out of her parents house

>>212449336
>shadi
>good woman

>>212449311
Every time angiebros call a truce with you ellietroons, you absolute FUCKS are ALWAYS the ones to violate it. I've fucking had it. Your little bitch girl is going down, faggot.

>>212449342
It was just in the preseason /ftl/ ones they didn’t have their own general

>>212449090
m-mommy

>>212449336
>daniel
>protagonist
He spent the first week moping in a room alone

>>212449336
good fits

>>212449279
Lol people barely talked about ADL

Alrighty FTL who's ready for their bong hits

>>212449336
payton was not coddled

>>212449336
uh oh you're gonna upset the angiepedos

>>212449279
literally nobody talked about ADL in the /bant/ threads, wtf are you talking about. it was literally more common to talk about how little it was talked about

>>212449383
the queen of /ftl/

>>212449201
>everyone was on good terms after it ended

>>212449336
daniel should be in feels unethical to watch

>>212449385
And what little they did talk about was how it was falling apart

>>212449336
pretty good list
but none of the good women are actually good

people are seriously still denying ellie fucked jet? lmao simps are so brainbroken

>>212449398
Payton was just straight up ignored. As soon as jet found out she was a dyke he just dismissed her existence

>>212449294
it's like 95 all day and 80 all night down there NC east coast gets humid as fuck I was dying d o g y

>>212449109
Don't work yourself into a shoot, brother (sister)

>>212449336
you didn't put angie as the protag so now angiepedos will come for you

>>212449385
yeah this is true, its not worth to check the archives

Good person morning, kings, don't forget to put on some good work today and get shit done.

>came in during S2
>missed out on josiesimp era
Now I'm seeing wtf is going on with the elliesimps. It's crazy. These people are dangerous.

>>212449404
worse than s4

>>212449430
which makes ones fishtank journey all that much more difficult

>>212448972
ellie simps are so retarded lol

>>212449347
Gotta admit his motive for spending thousands of hours on this documentary because Jon was too retarded to stick to the script he spent hundreds of hours on is pretty funny

>>212449452
you have no idea retard, it was so much worse

>>212449430
yep. she wasn't fat/retarded so they couldn't use her as a punchline and she wasn't gonna fuck any of them so she just became completely invisible to production

I want to see actual IQ test results for people dumb enough to be a follower of Jon

>>212449334
All of these people are retarded and I have no idea who “mat” is

>>212449403
Wrong

>>212449455
Bro tank

>>212449450
betty is also a good person, a great person in fact. i hope angie gets to be a great person too.

>>212449425
I hope they're just fishing for (you)s

>>212449336
Decent list but why is Hayley in "feels unethical to watch" and not Rachel?

>>212449398
when people say payton was coddled they’re just angry she wasn’t hanged for having normie politics or something

>>212449460
I always forget how much I love Payton.
LETS
FUCKING GOOOOO

>>212449336
There's nothing unethical about watching Haley, she's beautiful and perfect.

>>212449274
damn if those ugly gooks get ugly white men then i am in for an ellie tier babe
this rocks!

>>212449383
good god she is a pretty

>>212449475
Jon is hot.

>>212449425
>I didn't fuck Jet guys, some discord simp that you don't know flew out here, I wore his shorts and then he flew home
uh huh

>>212449450
Why is this mp4 so hot

>>212449336
Letty was the protagonist

Remember when Josie had both Jon and Van in her bedroom singing karaoke?

>>212449522
beacuse you like kids

>>212449452
Ellie simping is like 10% of what josiepedos were like. I think it helps that she lurks here and responds to shit because josie didn't so the place was wild with schizo shit and things they NEEDED to say to her. It was bad. Real bad

>>212448615
so Fat grooming mcdonalds workers

>>212449336
kek how is angie is a sociopath

>>212449385
>>212449402
it was bigger topic than burt or whatever s3 fish
adl was like 10-20% of the thread, small, but dont say it was not existing

>>212449492
Some of them are. The lowercaps anon who thinks everyone talks back at him is an ellie "orbiter" (rather than him, an ellie "simp") is deranged and dangerous, though.

>>212449467
had to scratch the adl itch i guess. maybe hes autistic or something kek

>>212449527
No. No I don't remember

>>212449336
simbal escapes the categorization, he's an off-the-script villain

>>212449495
FAFOLFG

>>212449522
Pure joy over convincing Jobe to let Jin get interviewed too when Jobe said he didn't want Jin in the interview
Good person vibes are hot

>>212449542
Nothing wrong with liking guppycoded tight little brats.

>>212449425
not his shorts but the next stage is her finally admitting that direnc and herself did go to New York with him, so that can be your new slight

>>212449550
Nta but stealing multiple pairs of headphones with a unique case does it for me.

>>212449527
yeah its pretty grim in hindsight with what we know about him now.
i wonder what freaky shit he tried to pull in japan for her to completely cut contact with him since.

>>212449542
And nigga? Don't be fucking problematic.

>>212449527
that was a fun stream

>>212449527
this was before jon became a coke addict

>>212449588
Jobe is such a huge faggot that only looked sorta good when compared to nontent of mid-endgame s3

INSIDER HERE.

Ellie had NO SEXUAL CONTACT with Jet.

Drop the subject IMMEDIATELY.

>>212449599
The "not his shorts" argument is the last vestige of how you know you're dealing with a completely delusional simp/orbiter or whether you're dealing with someone who can come to his senses desu.

>>212449336
where's the category for "airpod stealer snake slut"

>>212448615
jet is a punk ass who begs like a little girl and talks to himself

>>212449580
What pants are those? I thought she was wearing Jet’s shorts

>>212449201
lmao it ended with screaming, starvation and actual fistfights what are you talking about?

I raped Ellie

>>212449631
I use my eyes and see the difference between the shorts, you obsess over jets cock and being cucked. we are not the same

>>212449644
based

>>212449644
It's not your fault bro

>>212448615
Ellie works at McDonald’s????

>>212449540
base

hello everyone, any S5 rumors??

>>212449644
Fact checked by real Fishtank patriots.

>>212449631
Ah yes. The girl that wants to be known as a virgin proudly marches around wearing jet's shorts because...?
If they were his she wouldnt be showing them off you dumbass monkey.
I dont even have any interest one way or the other but you guys are so fucking annoying posting the same thing on cooldown

>>212449642
It didn’t though, at the end Jon, Shadi, Augustine, that other guy, etc etc we’re all friends. There was no fallout after the show, even the blue stuff just disappeared

>>212449644
You don’t have to take the blame like this Jet we know she begged to eat the shit out of your asshole for free NYC fast food

how it feels to be employed

>>212449674
never happening

>>212449674
Not a rumor, but a fact. It ain't happening

>>212449644
All good bro learn and do better

>>212449674
40 minutes... fishtank site... be there...

>>212449674
It’s going to take place in a cave in Utah. Confirmed freeloaders right now are Jimmy, Kevin, Burt, and Chris. Theme for the season will be 1800s coal rush.

>>212449685
Because she thought only Jet would know it's his shorts and underestimated the autism of /ftl/, just like every other girl before her?

Its 1pm. I expected some content to have been made today but its just people still obsessing about a pair of shorts.
Ftl has fallen

ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
>doxxed her airpod thief
>best offseason content

>>212449690
what number are you, boy?

>>212449685
its the same person too, the bait is just boring at this point. Its already been disapproven, nobody cares about your fucking cuckposting, take it to reddit or twitter you faggot

we need to be ignoring ellie until she does something interesting

>>212449723
She lurks here and was already accused of wearing jets pants but they ended up being Freddy's. You going to say she fucked freddy too now?

>>212449644
its not rape if they get off to it (they all do)

>>212449733
ellie mogged everyone and her sister mogged her

I actually don't exist lol

When is Angie opening the PO box filled with tributes

>>212449760
my wholesome bogan crackwhore wife

>>212449642
why hasnt anyone mentioned that skippy guy, wasnt he a big part of the downfall

>>212449760
Who?

>>212449674
ben shapiro as free loader

Showering with Payton after intense sex

>>212449674
soon

>>212449674
they're pivoting

>>212449637
and it works!

>>212449760
artist woman, she want to go to art school after her current job

I remember Xiomara crashing out on Twitter for a month claiming Jon scammed her of all her crypto.

Ellie hymen status -intact
Ellie anal virginity status -intact
Ellie throat status -unbruised

>>212449758
jon is so cringe. biden died in jan lmao biden derangement syndrome

>>212449760
She's a good woman

>>212449732
people were discussing TJ/taylor daily years after the fact.
ya ain't seen nothing yet babygoy.

>>212449690
Hi Van, sweeping hard today. What a pity you'll never be paid for it and have to settle for brojob session at Jon's hillbilly shack. Nice work scamming the Airbnb damages onto your fanbase btw

You'd tshirts are still ugly shit though

>>212449762
yes, i love to be cucked. cuck BWC cuck BWC

>>212449817
She's a woman

>>212448999
Asiangirls love goofy white Klausbois

>>212449674
It’s a really special cast. Lasts season cast just wasn’t there but this time they’ve really found a good one. Production made a couple mistakes but it was mostly the casts fault and this time, they fixed it.

my favorite part about the adl documentary was van and the other faggot with the glasses arguing on an instagram live to an audience of 25 people. really puts things into perspective. not that Im much better but at least Im not doing it publicly

we do not care if the whore is a virgin it doesnt matter
the people love binx and she fucks anything with a pulse

>>212449836
She

====BURT UPDATE====
Burt CONFIRMS that OneSonic is a GOOD KISSER.

>>212449760
same woman

>>212449690
Shadi you're a fucking moron and so desperate for clout you'd excuse actual murder and child molestation if it got you on a hundred viewer stream.

>>212449814
Ellie tongue status -tainted by balkan sharticles

Working hard or hardly working?

>>212449849
>the people love binx
i'll take your word for it

>>212449762
they are jet cucks, not freddy cucks, they will never say she fucked freddy, and they dream about their fanfic about ellie rimming jet
they are freaks

>>212449841
S3 was casted based on how likely they would fall for the famous house bit

>>212449760
Kinda wholesome how she relates everything to sex like a stripper promo

>>212449755
is bb worth watching as a fishtank fan where do i watch it online do i need to get some sort of season pass are there restreams do i also simp for the girls?

>>212449690
Kill yourself, VGR!

is frank a neet? he hung out with burt all day

anyways

>>212449907
This was a good challenge

i want angie to upload videos of her dates fucking her because she's a good person

>>212449841
the cast was great this season though

>>212449923
I don't know, this internet date has been cute though

Wonder what Gigi is up to rn

vgr cheated on claire with mary from adl btw.
what are /ftl/'s thoughts on this?

>>212449690
it just disappeared because only 10 people cared about adl

>>212449812
I’m not sure I believe her. I think retardio casino itself stole it from her. The whole retarded apr thing crashed. The rug puller got rug pulled

>>212448822
>tried to slice her own face off

>>212449915
you have multiple choices

1. paramount+ sub for live feeds. you can usually get 2 months free so you would only need to pay for 1 month
2. the live feeds will be on plutotv (with ads) for free
3. pirate stream like ppv

simping is optional

who tf is vgr

>>212449967
Its actually insane how those tiny stick legs form such an amazing hip /waist ratio. If she worked out at all she would be so fucking hot

>>212449874
question answered

>>212449994
the karate guy from season two

>>212449925
Retard

>>212450002
he should dye it pink again

>>212449845
That Van guy was out of his mind
Talking about how faith in him is faith in Jesus, saying money isn’t real if you don’t think about it, insisting ADL being garbage was an innovative thing

>>212449760
i like her lust for life

>>212449868
What's wrong with this

What’s up with Frank anyway. Why is he spending hours streaming with Burt and Greg.

>>212450002
Why would he diss Ben like this?

>>212450002
jet posts like a girl

>>212449690
hi mike!

>>212450037
Sounds like all things jet would say

>>212449987
thanks

>>212450047
He finds it funny.

>>212450042
nothing, you come to your own conclusion

>>212448615
>hey wanna be on my show
Season 5 is back on the menu boys

Having a speech impediment is actually the gayest thing in the universe like how do you fuck up something like speaking

>>212450047
he loves em

>>212449970
He said sending tts to Mary was practice for rizzing Claire

>>212450065
>Season 5 contestants all female former mcdonalds employees

>>212449923
He works pushing carts at the grocery store

>>212450047
He's gay and loves his two retards

>>212450069
Still gets more bitches than you

>>212450088
what does this even mean

>>212450047
Speaks volumes that Frank likes to hang out with Burt so much.

>>212450092
If it paid decent i wouldnt mind pushing carts. Seems comfy

>>212450107
inside joke with reggie

>>212450092
Actually he's a patty flipper now

>>212449961
Shopping at costco

>>212450132
what does this even mean

>>212449336
Switch Letty & Abi with Angelica & Tayleigh

>>212450060
paramount+ has 2 tiers. the least expensive gives you access to the feeds but no live tv for live episodes. if you are east coast you can just use an antenna and watch on cbs or pirate a stream

>>212450137
Yeah that hair net will really prevent his digusting beardhair from falling into all that food

>>212450137
Stealing Arye's dream job

>>212450092
Publix employees have great benefits and stock options btw

>>212450137
Imagine working at a random wageslave job and Frank Hassle is just there with you

>>212449994
Bitchtank Super fan that became Claire’s #1 fan. He took her on a date in February to a concert in Seattle and didn’t know anything about her fucking jet or still not broken up with Isaac at the time. She made fun of him for being a homeschooled dweeb without a real job. It was funny

jet blocked me on xitter...

>>212450151
Cool. Thanks for the update ellie. Gm (good morning)
Jk i know ellie cant solve the captcha

>>212449961
This
We need a Gigi update, and we need a sister stream in the near future

bill ottman posting jets tweets in ftl in case they flop

Imagine Ellie face down and spreading her cheeks and just gazing at the beauty, like in a movie where God comes down from heaven and is surrounded by light and angels are singing 'aaaaa'

>>212450170
id mark out ngl

Alex B dropping trvkes

https://x.com/lesbians4letty/status/1942143654526894246

BILL!!! SATAN'S DRIVING THE BUS!! GET OFF THE BUS!!!!

>>212450185
Welcome to the club that’s like 90% of the people here

>>212450092
those mf alway smell the worst too. they leave a trail of BO wherever they go in the store and you have to serpentine to avoid it

>>212450180
so Claire just goes on random dates with her fans?

>>212450037
he's a scumbag thats for sure, I think he's the guy I hated the most after watching the doc because yeah they're all pathetic but at least I can excuse pedro because he was 22 and jon because he's retarded. this guy is a snake and frankly not even good at it with how obvious it is he has no idea what the bible says

>>212450203
I'd assume most of us don't use twitter

>>212450180
he wore the bitchtank shirt too
>>212450210
no

>>212450047
Frank has nothing since s4 was cancelled

reminder that the unfunny bill ottman shit is a klaus thing and if you engage with it you are a fag

>>212450210
only the paying ones

>>212450200
It's true, even Reddit is starting to get tired of Burt's shtick

>>212450200
Burt's schtick got old a week into S3 for anyone with half a brain. His fanbase is the worst.

>>212450233
whos driving this bus anyway

new
>>212450167
>>212450167

>>212450233
we know it's you, Jet

>>212450211
plus he looks fucking disgusting

people hate bill ottman posting because it reminds them they have no social life

>>212450210
If you pay a few thousand dollars yeah

Ellie is awake and posting shitty memes. Amazing

>>212450277
im retired

Claire is "getting ready for work"

>>212449588
Why does she like Jin so much?

>>212450260
im sorry but it really is something klaus started

>>212449809
Prefer this one she did

>>212450250
>His fanbase is the worst
True, only surpassed by the tjeets

>>212450250
Burt’s endless looping of saying “I don’t know what’s going on” was endlessly frustrating. None of the other fish did either dude

>>212450210
Yeah it’s her guilty pleasure. She doesn’t do normal pay pigging

bye pedophiles

>>212450134
this jon has been raped by van and will never be seen ever again btw.
really makes you wonder why that parasite attaches himself to the most retarded/autistic easily exploited people(jon,abi,josie).
and that fat hippo enable him and is fine with all of that (because he gives her a place to crash at and prints some shirts for her).

>>212450210
yeah, as long as you got poppy concert tickets

one bed challenge but because rachel was eliminated jet steps in to fill the spot

>>212450445
no

Rescuing Angie from her 6 am wageslave job and giving her a life on the beach where she drink and smoke and be a cute tight brat all day