What the fuck it's going on with this movie??

>Uproxx's Mike Ryan recently said he "couldn't disagree more" with the negative Daily Beast review, a post that was liked by critics from Awards Radar, Collider, The Wrap, and Rolling Stone.

>However, John Rocha—who was first to break the news about The Punisher and Hulk being in Spider-Man: Brand New Day—has weighed in with what he's heard, and it paints another unfortunately negative picture.

>"I do think we are going to get mixed reviews. And I'll tell you this right now because I heard from three critics over the weekend who watched that clip I did of Jeff and I discussing whether critics are becoming influencers. By that I mean, critics who are in critics groups becoming influencers for Superman and questioning whether that is where the trend is now because these people have money to make."

>"Three separate critics reached out to me and told me that they did not like the movie. [They are] three critics that I am friends with and that I respect and whose opinions I value. They're people I trust, not YouTubers. These are people who are legitimate critics. They told me that the movie is a mess."

Gunnbros....

>2025
>anon is somehow puzzled as to why Celebrity-Directed Super-Hero Rehash #24781 is bad

>check who josh wilding is
>a massive marvelfan who has been praising F4 and shitting on Superman on social media

>>212448483
Yea because wilding made Rocha write that ...you fucking retard

This is MoS/BvS all over again. The exact same situation. Big universe starter lands like a thud and WB/DC panic the fuck out. Time is a flat circle.

>>212448694
MoS/BvS did not land with a thud, they were lucrative DC movies that were the target of corporate sabotage. Plus, you cant compare it to Marvel because firstly, fuck the marvel formula, and secondly it was a simple 5-movie with a definitive beginning and end.

>>212448979
Whatever the case, it failed ultimately and so has Gunn's attempt at trying to rekindle the fire. Expect WB to never touch anything but Batman for the next 10 years.

Vince Mancini gives me the creeps.

>>212448694
And Supergirl is next year. If this can't succeed then that's also doomed.

>>212448365 (OP)
Saars, not like that please not

>>212450118
Haven't heard that name in years. He still runs FilmDrunk? I used to listen to his podcast and it had gotten repetitive and dull. Then one day Vince said something like,
>"I took my girlfriend's son to the park."
in earnest, no irony. I turned the podcast off and never visited Uproxx again.

>>212450266
That's either being written off for tax or dumped unceremoniously on streaming. Not a chance in HELL it's released even if Superman does "well" (anything more than its budget)

>>212448526
Who?

>>212448365 (OP)
>one of the most distinct superhero films in a long time, with a tone that feels honest and true to the spirit of Superman- and therefore, at odds with pretty much everything else in the genre right now. Gunn's approach is colorful, both in its palette and the costumes; proudly fantastical with flying orbs, robots, portals, and giant monsters...You won't find any controversial neck-snapping here."

>>212451604
>can't help but succumb to fandom war baiting by mentioning Zod's death
That review lost all credibility there. No one but terminally online losers would write something like that.

>>212448365 (OP)
Pedos don't make good movies.

>>212451651
GQ magazine is an actual publication not just some nerd blogger on X like OP posted
Not that critics mean anything in a post-last Jedi world

>>212451700
Owned by WB.

>>212451456
That was a sensible choice Anon.
Gave it up years ago too. Was only listening to the ones with Laremy. Seemingly he is on Substack now. Not great, all in all.

>>212448365 (OP)
Nigger looks like a Walmart discount superman in all pics is see here

>>212451717
Owned by Disney

>>212448365 (OP)
Nice link

>>212448365 (OP)
>"Three separate critics reached out to me and told me that they did not like the movie. [They are] three critics that I am friends with
faggot making it all about himself

>>212448365 (OP)
>described as a mess
That was painfully obvious by the erratic "shot on GoPro" fuckery in the trailers.

>>212451120
why's he always yelling?

>>212448365 (OP)
>speculating this much on a movie whose embargo lifts in less than 24 hrs
why?

>>212448365 (OP)
>John Rocha
I remember this guy was hyping up Batman v. Superman. On principle I do not trust anyone who thought that movie was good on anything related to movies ever. MoS I didn't care for but see why people would praise it but someone who likes Batman v. Superman and thinks it's genuinely good must live in some alternate reality to my own that only partially crosses over enough for us to communicate.

>>212452849
Or maybe you just have shit taste friend

>>212451700
There is no difference between media outlets in the social media age. Everyone writing for them, of any shape or size, is the same oversocialized social media addicted terminally online bugman fuckwit. If they had resisted the urge to mention fandom-specific meme things like Zod's neck snapping, they would've fooled people into being credible.

>>212452849
I agree. I still don't care to view BvS as any kind of continuation to Man of Steel. Man of Steel was meant to be its own trilogy with slight references to it being set in the same world as Nolan's Batman but never, ever crossing over. Cavill's Superman in MoS bears no resemblance to the nearly-mute brute in BvS.

>>212452888
Anon I could debate with you about it but honestly we'll never agree, shit taste or no anyone who actually thinks that movie is good has such a fundamental difference in opinion on movies as I do (and seemingly the general public) that it's like speaking to a flat earther.

>>212452996
Post your top five

>>212452996
It's good when it has remnant of its MoS/Nolan influence and I actually think the Lex Luthor scenes are written well. But I hate Ben's Batman for how it does not mesh well at all with Cavill's Superman take and how that was clearly in the same vein as Nolan's Batman. Ben's Batman is too comic booky to a fault within the movie he's in. The Robin suit was ill-advised to show.

>>212453029
Ever? I don't really have a solid defined top 5 since my preferences change with time, but I guess off the top of my head movies I really like and come back to a lot are Terminator 2, Nightcrawler, Back to the Future, Collateral and Fury Road. But that's just off the top of my head I'm sure there's plenty of movies I'm just not thinking of at the moment that I would rank similarly or higher.

>>212453127
Collateral is good but its the most slop-y of Mann’s movies so your taste is reddit

>>212453181
I never said I had perfect taste I said anyone who thinks BvS is good has such a fundamental difference in taste to my own that their opinion on movies is irrelevant to me.

>>212453227
Your taste is shit but it’s good that you acknowledge you have no authority over others opinions anyway.

>>212448365 (OP)
>legitimate critics
LMAO

>>212453271
Anon I'm sure it's the inverse you and when did I suggest I had authority over others opinions. Are you just assmad that I said BvS is shit? I'm sure someone who loves it would feel the same way about me. Our movie recommendations are just meaningless to each other because our tastes diverge so much which is okay.

>>212448365 (OP)
>Movie critics being grifters for Hollywood studios
They tried to prop up the Marvels with reviews like Film critics tried to prop up the Marvels with reviews like "fun and breezy", "Iman is a delight".
I don't understand why DC fans and Gunn cultists hope for positive reviews and good word of mouth for Superman. Reviews and good WoM did fuck all for Thunderbolts and it flopped.

>>212453271
>Your taste is shit but it’s good that you acknowledge you have no authority over others opinions anyway

>streetpoopers furious

>>212453323
No i just said your taste was shit and you have no authority over anyone else’s. Not that hard to comprehend

>>212448365 (OP)
Gunn gets PR, branding, not telling a story or esp a "story about America". He's snakeoil.

>>212448365 (OP)
Superman has a new weakness! Milk!

>>212448365 (OP)
What's going on?
Warner hired a hack, a director who has no talent for writing, doesn't know any of the DC or Marvel characters and has a pleasure in doing everything differently and has bad visual taste. James Gunn should have a boss who is a DC fan and curbs his delusions, but Zaslav gives Gunn more rope to hang himself.

>>212448979
BvS literally disgusted critics and normie audiences alike with how inexcusably retarded the writing of each and every dialogue was. The reception was dogshit but the numbers were carried by the brand and "movie event" marketing. You might as well praise the new Jurassic World, lmao.

>>212453522
Gunn knows nothing about comics and this has been exposed endless times by people who've worked with him. He's more of a B-movie horror dweeb than a superhero nerd. He just panders to that demographic by lapping up the media they love because he's a manchild who craves attention. He took Bizarro and meshed it with Ultra Humanite and called the character Ultraman. That's how fucking out of it he is.

>>212448365 (OP)
>They're people I trust, not YouTubers. These are people who are legitimate critics
so he even admits that youtube critics are not real critics

>>212453491
>No i just said your taste was shit and you have no authority over anyone else’s. Not that hard to comprehend, sir.

>>212448365 (OP)
>These are people who are legitimate critics. They told me that the movie is a mess."

I believe that now people will rewatch Guardians of the Galaxy and will realize how bad that movie was

>>212453615
They all are terrible, but they had Thanoslop in them so MCUshitters saw them.

>>212453615
Filtered.

>>212453545
The main criticism against BvS was that it reminded them of Trump, somehow.

Its woke

>>212448694
No, you misunderstood, Warner is about to be sold, again and again DC is being used to destroy Warner image so it will be easier to sell, exactly what happened with the Snyderverse

>>212453663
That's exactly what I said. It's retarded beyond belief but poses as a huge event.

>Movie critics
>Credible

>>212453554
>Gunn knows nothing about comics and this has been exposed endless times by people who've worked with him.
Pretty sure GotG only turned out well due to Marvel supervising him closely (and he got lucky with his actors).

>>212453724
That's not Superman, Rajesh.

>>212453615
Superman bombing and Gunn's current trials and tribulations won't make the GotG trilogy bad.

>>212453742
Perhaps. He failed with Suicide squad 2 and looks like a bad fit for Superman.

>>212448365 (OP)
Marvel/Disney are getting really desperate kek...

>>212453908
>He failed with Suicide squad 2
It was sort of ok. At least watchable.
Peacemaker sucks to hell though and he likely had more control there. Gunn is like Waitiki: Only good if there's someone telling him no.

>>212453853
They were always bad. I remember when the first movie came out and people would shit on the movie with the "Dance off, bro" thing that would drive the MCU fanboys mad.

>>212448365 (OP)
Oh no superjew is going to be flop, I bet several jews are going to sacrifice children to moloch to reverse this.

>>212448365 (OP)
>They're people I trust, not YouTubers. These are people who are legitimate critics.
Red Letter Media BTFO

>>212453742
>>212453742
If GOG were released in theaters today it would be a flop and would have poor audience ratings

>>212454157
GotG 3 got released at a time where other Marvels already failed and it did fine. It was a bit like going back in time to better Marvel movies.

>>212454157
Right. Deadpool 3 flopped and was called too woke.

I want this and Fantastic Four to flop hard so studios get scared and start taking more risks again because the safe bet is no longer safe. Everything is about the franchise now, but all these franchises once had a beginning where they were new and original. Now we aren't getting any more beginnings, only continuations. The franchise will always be around but things are wildly out of balance

>>212453742
Look up what he did to Nicole Perlman. If you didn't hate James Gunn enough, that'll do the trick.

>>212454330
Deadpool is better than anything Gunn ever made.

>>212452927
>same world as Nolan's Batman

Huh got an source or reference anon,1st I ever heard of that?

>>212454481
I am not him but you can legit see Nolan's Batman suit in the batcomputer at some point during the movie.

>>212454481
>first I ever heard of that
What are you doing in a DC thread if you don't know that? Sheesh. but I'll humor your bait. It was clear that MoS was in the same aesthetical and meta reality as TDK trilogy but they were never supposed to crossover. That's why MOS is the movie that it is, why it has a Hans Zimmer score and why it cuts to the title card at the end just like the Nolan films. It was Nolan's idea to make MOS the way it was otherwise they would've made some generic crap like Green Lantern out of Superman. Bale would've returned but he felt lowballed despite 50 mil offered.

>>212448365 (OP)
Is this why James Gunn decided to make it political at the last moment? Now it's a Chud versus Shitlib narrative? Don't let the Chuds win!

>>212454571
To elaborate, the TDK Wayne logo is in the film, different from the Affleck Wayne Industries logo. MOS is a perfect companion piece to TDK trilogy.

When exactly will we see reviews?

>>212454596
>Now it's a Chud versus Shitlib narrative?
Because the jeet narrative failed. Now it's political.

>>212451654
X-men 2?

>>212448979
>they were lucrative DC movies
They had unprecedented drops after their first weekends. Nobody liked them and they flopped in Warner Bros' eyes.

>>212456501
They also sold tons of DVDs and merch, making even more than what Batman Begins made on DVD.

>>212452594
Because people need something to do for the next few hours

>>212456555
>Batman Begins
A movie that just succeeded only because its budget was so small, global box office was under $400 million. Why don't you compare Snyder's failures to a real DC success like The Dark Knight? Or fucking Aquaman lol

>>212456603
>A movie that just succeeded only because its budget was so small

>>212448365 (OP)
>super man movie
Why is anyone expecting this to be amazing?

The best super man movies are good, but not as good as the best spider man or batman movies

WB and Marvel both need to fuck off back to paper. Resign yourselves to the comic book medium.

>are shills becoming other name for shills?
Who knows, it's a mystery.

>I'll see Superman if you want to anon
What do you say?

Those reviewers are 12 year old Indians.

>>212457393
>Sorry, I don't talk to smokers

>>212453663
Lmao it’s crazy how we’re literally right back to where we started here

>>212457393
How about we marathon the Snydercut instead?

>>212453615
we're gonna see the same revisionism like what happened to all of Joss Whedon's films after Justice League

>>212448979
Man of Steel had a very notable air of "Jesus Christ, there's a lot of 9/11 and pretentious Jesus Christ shit"
Batman V Superman was widely mocked even before release and if you pretend not to remember then you're a filthy pajeet untouchable unworthy or notice, or indeed even breath

>>212459553
You're confusing shitposting here for actual criticism.

>>212457393
I got a Folder of this babe. Do ask me how/why.

>>212452535
Because was too sigma for the reddit audience.

>>212459720
>how/why
Do tell?