Thread 212449148

Post kino you love and anons guess what type of person you are based on your kino taste

>>212449148 (OP)
To make chart:

https://topsters.org

Alright op I'll give this a try
>>212449148 (OP)
You're a somewhat nerdy guy who doesn't shower regularly

>>212449148 (OP)
>Batman Returns
You're based man

>>212450692
I shower 4 times a week..

>>212450849
you left 3 days out

>>212450880
>he showers daily
Are you working in constructions? Genuine q

>>212450911
Lol

Based

>>212452416
You are creepy

>>212449148 (OP)
Faggot
>>212450692
In high school you were a drummer in a punk band
>>212452416
You own something from The House of Knives

>>212449148 (OP)
Chad

>>212450692
Fag

>>212452416
Gay

>>212449148 (OP)
Nerdy
>>212450692
Happy go lucky around people but sad when alone
>>212452416
Weirdo

>>212454079
Asian male with dragon mother, khv, got rejected by a mid white female in university and never recovered

>>212454079
>Mishima
I need to see that one. Also gotta read his stuff. Would you recommend any specific books?

>>212449148 (OP)
Slightly oversocialized and needs to watch more movies. Early-20s. Had a girlfriend in college, but is currently single. Used to be left-wing, becoming more right-wing as time goes on.

>>212450692
Main board is /wsg/. 30 years old exactly. Listens to heavy metal. Raging communist.

>>212452416
Australian alcoholic.

>>212454079
Has had a Chinese girlfriend at some point.

>>212454724
Only watches what youtubers tell him tk watch

>>212455454
Guarantee I've seen more films than you, and have better taste than you.

>>212449148 (OP)
.

>>212455479
imagine admitting that you've rated 2000 movies when that's your rating curve. jesus christ what a midwit

>>212454724
Normalfag, emphasis on the fag part.
>>212455479
>Rates most movies in the middle
Textbook midwit too.

>>212455598
>>212455621
There's nothing wrong with the curve, in fact it's wholly accurate. You're just a pussy bitch with zero taste.

I'm ashamed to share this board with all of you except maybe >>212454724 and >>212454796

>>212454796
Cool guy

>>212454677
Most based chart itt
>>212454796
>Main board is /wsg/. 30 years old exactly. Listens to heavy metal. Raging communist.
Only got the heavy metal part right. Though I do visit /wsg/ for kot threads

>>212455640
Every good movie on imdb is between 7.0 and 8.6 stars because the average person has absolutely no clue how to rate movies on a 1 through 10 scale. you don't really think about things so you go "eh, 3 outta 4" plus or minus half a point

>>212455703
you should never be trusted with any children.

>>212455640
If you don't exclusively watch movies you know you'll like and rate highly you are a normalfag. If you rate movies lower in order to appease other people's rating systems and worry that you can't rate certain movies too high because they aren't "art", you are either a tranny or tranny adjacent.

>>212455817
What the fuck! Why would you say that? I’m not a pedo.

>>212449148 (OP)
The biggest beta bitch with an absolute retarded mind. I seriously hope i never run into you, but sadly you're equal to the large majority of any population.

>>212455825
>If you don't exclusively watch movies you know you'll like and rate highly you are a normalfag
look at this dude who has never watched a movie with another human being in his life
the sentiment of your second sentence is true but you write like a sperg

>>212455871
Interesting you say that when I never accused you of such...

>>212449148 (OP)
I find it easier to simply post the films I've pirated and keep on my external hard drive, some because I just wanted to see the visuals in 4k, some because they're recent, and some I actually think are great films
For a shorthand just assume whichever ones you personally like are my actual favorites

>>212455479
Based on your posts, you have shit normie reddit taste, are an absolute letterbox faggot and a whiny butthurt child

>>212455703
suicidal alcoholic, possibly divorced

>>212455899
Yeah, and those are the low rated to maybe halfway rated movies, because everyone else has dogshit taste. You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>212455785
>imdb
Good lord, you're a retarded normie.
>>212455825
>>212456089
>>212456133
Amazing how cowardly posters like this are. Zero taste, zero opinions worth sharing. Just shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

>>212456133
you've reaffirmed your 'tism with this embarrassing post

>>212456180
>>imdb
>Good lord, you're a retarded normie.
Good lord can you miss the point any harder?
>Amazing how cowardly
Amazing how anally-annihilated your pretty-boy sphincter is you little tart

>>212455963
How normie are my tastes? I haven't seen many of the critically acclaimed films yet.

>>212456322
normie as fuck but a normie with good taste

>>212456267
It has nothing to do with anything. Get some reading comprehension, Rakesh.

>>212456322
Oops, meant for OP

>>212456129
Wrong on all three counts.

>>212456346
I tried to balance my absolute favorites, a few hyper normie films, and few critically acclaimed, and a few I liked as a child.

>>212456348
bot post

>>212456322
considering the many errors of this post... profoundly normie. they don't make them any more normie than you.

>>212456533
I could have put the entire MCU as my list.

>>212456498
>saar, this is a bot!
You're a pussy, and I called it at the outset.

>>212455963
In his 50s and never took any chances in life, has a fat wife and ungrateful children

>>212456588
a hyperfixating on-the-spectrum / arrested development capeshitter is not, in fact, 100% normie.

>>212456607
lurk 2 more years before attempting bants again

>>212456692
Try harder to bait, it's not working as well as you think.

Sorry to blogpost, but can't remember half the stuff I've watched and liked due to brainfog

>>212455534
>0 replies

>>212454771
You know about the Italian years of lead and possibly wanted to be a n investigative journalist.

>>212449148 (OP)
Chad

>>212456925
you're the 'quirky' one at work, or you like to think so at least

Minimum criteria is that I must have seen each at least twice, otherwise you are just a poser.
(Thus no Melancholia even though I would have loved to include it, if I never felt like watching it again so maybe I didn't really like it that much).

And yes BTTF is the perfect trilogy, deal with it.

>>212449148 (OP)
Hello.

>>212455703
>not picking one film per director
lame
>>212460363
one of the only honest charts in the thread
alright taste

C'mon, be super honest. Do I sound basic?

>>212460856
I think we would be really good friends

I don't like posting in these I have very basic taste

>>212460945
you have cartoons on there so yeah

>>212460945
Only partially basic, I'd say.
You've got some kino on there, but some feel like stragglers from childhood or adolescence.

>>212449148 (OP)
normalfag, absolutely disgusting

>>212452416
>>212454079
>>212454677
fedora

>>212454724
reddit

>>212455534
now post the real chart

>>212455703
>Alien resurrection
ULTRA BASED

>>212449148 (OP)
Heh, no need to feel bad if you haven't heard of most of these, we can't all be afficionados

>>212461818
awful

I don’t like movies.

>>212461942
>This thread right now

>>212461818
That is my real chart, did you get filtered?

>>212449148 (OP)
You like what you like, especially if what you like pisses other people off.
I like your style, OP.

>>212466496
>road house
>solaris remake
>anna karenia
>taras bulba
>body of lies
objectively trash
everything else is fine

>>212466872
>Solaris remake
I meant the Tarkovsky version. Frankly I didn't know there *was* a remake. Why would anyone remake it?
As for the rest, I agree they're bad but I love them nonetheless.

>>212467631
>I meant the Tarkovsky version
oh ok then good choice

caught up on my kino recently

bump

No grid but
>Open Range
>Fellowship of the Ring
>Matrix
>Four Weddings and a Funeral
>Tremors

>>212468155
the cheeky underworld pick at the und means I'd buy you a beer for sure.
>>212468248
Nightcrawler is so awesome and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

bump

First time I'm doing a 4x4 cause fuck it

>>212449148 (OP)
You probably smoke weed a lot and you're a chill guy to hang out with, but you're not the kind of guy you have interesting deep conversations with
>>212452416
Women fear you
>>212454079
You're a really bad drunk, like you go on big depressed rambling rants and you may even get violent
>>212454771
You're really cynical and disillusioned, you probably think at least half the people in the world are evil and retarded and there's not a single politician you actually like or trust, you only vote strategically in the hope that the guys you hate the most don't get too much power
>>212455534
You're kinda ugly and don't talk much (not insulting your taste I'm just getting that vibe for some reason)
>>212455703
Paranoid nigga, looks over his shoulder a lot when he goes for walks, probably takes the webcam on his laptop and uses duckduckgo and shit like that

>>212472032
Who the fuck doesn't like Nightcrawler?

>>212467631
Wasn't the Tarkovsky version pretty different to the book? I think the new one is more accurate or something. Haven't seen either and haven't read the book though

These are the shit that I can think of in my head.

Go ahead and try to bully me for my shit taste anon :3

>>212473312
like almost all of those

>>212473329
thanks anon

>>212473573
Only person in this thread who has sex

>>212454796
>Slightly oversocialized and needs to watch more movies. Early-20s. Had a girlfriend in college, but is currently single. Used to be left-wing, becoming more right-wing as time goes on.
OP here, you are mostly right however you are totally wrong on polshit, I used to be a hard right winger and now I'm left wing as I'm older and more successful, when I was younger I was bitter and angry at the world. But in rest, yeah.

>>212473132
>You probably smoke weed a lot and you're a chill guy to hang out with, but you're not the kind of guy you have interesting deep conversations with
I never smoked in my entire life, dunno, I have deep convos but it doesn't matter to you strangers.

>>212474581
I'm bitter and angry at the world but I'm left wing

>>212474595
I believe you don't smoke. People have different perceptions of what a "deep convo" is though. I've infiltrated a "super deep" conversation about history once and it was just some guys sharing random trivia from Reddit and random conspiracy nonsense from Twitter

>>212454079
Tryhard zoomer faggot

>>212462231
You have 3 of my favourite films on your list so I'm going to trust your opinion and watch the ones you've listed which haven't seen.

>>212473132
Completely wrong, I am very attractive. I do not really talk much, you're right there, however I do that intentionally because I have nothing to say to the majority of people. I am extremely talkative when with my parents and friends.

>>212476493
you need to lighten up

>>212473178
People with very bad taste or something to hide.
>>212473203
I haven't seen the remake, but the places where Tarkovsky diverges make sense. Solaris is a book ass book, so it's smart to not adapt it 100% 1:1.

This is all over the place, but I genuinely love these movies and watch them all the time

>>212476821
possibly

>>212477197
I'm coming to your movie night. That's for sure.

u guys only like boy movies

>>212477397
here's a bigger one

In no particular order

good thread to add things to watchlist ty everyone

>>212477753
Well yeah we're boys. Girls don't post here

>>212477197
death wish 5 bros...

>>212449148 (OP)
Nice list, we might be friends

>>212452416
Love the thing, you are a redhead

>>212478191
>Frankenstein
Based
>Abrams Star Trek
Nigga why, out of all the Star Trek movies? There's literally like 15 Star Trek movies to choose from

>>212477753
Try me

>>212478191
King Arthur and Last Samurai tell me you're based

>>212478191
>Barbie
>Little Women
You are gay or a woman.

>>212455703
I think you're cool too, friendo. Haven't seen several of your picks though, I'll add them to the list.

>>212458636
Plays D&D

>>212458907
Nihilist

>>212459782
Goes to a non-denominational church

>>212460328
Manic pixie dream girl

>>212460363
Porn addict

>>212460856
A danger to society

>>212461818
Seventh Seal let's gooooo

>>212462231
Leviathan is awesome. Good pick.

>>212479245
Funny Reddit man
>>212478191
Based adventure enjoyer
>>212475515
Hack
>>212450692
Old man

>>212454677
>>212454771
>>212458636
>>212460945
>>212463797
>>212465047
>>212468248
>>212474217
All great. Good thread
>>212462231
Best in the thread

bump

>>212470597
Watch Fallen (1998)

>>212449148 (OP)
>episode 3
lololololol

>>212479245
>Nihilist
why do you say that?

>>212449148 (OP)
gay

>>212449148 (OP)
>>212449148 (OP)
Will you watch it? Legit question.

Vote here, yes or no:
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JL2Ryr

>>212449148 (OP)
I say this with the utmost respect anon but I think you should watch more movies...

>>212479738
passionate about movies but not an asshole. might be a covert BPD case though

>>212479245
you're the funny fat guy in the group

>>212478879
you complain about modern movies a lot, more than the average

>>212478248
>Last unicorn
>Labyrinth
>The Lost Boys
based and fun movie watcher

>>212478191
you watch every new thing that comes out and make fun of people who like artsy films

>>212478043
you military larp in video games

>>212478009
you only date mentally ill women and then cry when they act mentally ill

>>212473132
>0 responses aside from guys malding about my assumptions being wrong
pls guys I put effort into my post

>>212477737
>Pig
>Annihilation
>Original Mad Max
insanely based taste, we would be friends.

>>212477197
a very chill person. autistic but friendly. loves watching movies with friends.

>>212476493
>Pig
based
>Dogtooth
not based. i agree with the other poster, you need to lighten up

>>212475515
i avoid you in public

>>212481857
i was going to get to you eventually, but since you cried
>>212473132
a little pretentious but not because you think you're better, you're just really autistic. might be a little immature too. secretly wants an arthoe gf

>>212481969
>a little pretentious but not because you think you're better, you're just really autistic.
I used to be a diagnosed autist but they revoked my diagnosis because I'm not autistic enough anymore but you're still fairly accurate
>might be a little immature too.
I generally behave maturely, I only reveal how pathetically needy and attention starved I am online
>secretly wants an arthoe gf
Yeah

>>212482221
nice, got pretty close. the others won't be brave enough to respond to me. you have bretty good taste in movies by the way.
i think mine was so bad it killed the thread

>>212482336
>i think mine was so bad it killed the thread
Based. Now you have to say which one it was

>>212482383
the last one posted

>>212481545
>>212482383
This isn't bad enough to kill a thread, you're just honest about what you like.
Allow me.

yeah

>>212482535
>all Alien Resurrection
>the making of movie

>>212482617
you're a reformed weeb. you've moved past anime but sometimes you still think "what if it was still good?"

>>212481417
Similar taste and projection

In no particular order. These threads always make me feel a bit insecure about not having seen enough movies lmao. But I’m trying to get better at that and watch at least 1 new one a week (I am way behind). Feel free to recommend based on what I like, I’ve saved some of the charts here that looked interesting.

>>212482981
Don't feel insecure, there's some great movies on there. I think you would unironically like Peewee's Big Adventure. It's a hidden gem for absurdist comedy that doesn't take itself too seriously. Genuinely well made

>>212483335
Thanks anon. Also I >>212482981
updated the last 2 can’t believe I forgot these. I couldn’t find the Network poster I’m familiar with it’s the 1976 film.

>>212482434
Yeah it's really not bad. Not the most amazing one I've ever seen either but a lot of those are top tier kinos

Y'all really just watch the same shit, huh?

>>212483658
Post yours :3

>>212483658
Post your super interesting and unique grid then

>>212483658
We come from the same site, so we're bound to have overlapping interests. Some movies are just really easy to like so they end up on a lot of lists. Why not actually reply like the thread is intended for

>>212483768
>We come from the same site
reddit?

Well, thoughts?

>>212483796
Good one buddy
>>212483840
clean up your bait while you're here

>>212483891
You know javs by their code numbers

>>212449148 (OP)
shit shit shit good good shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit good shit shit shit shit

>>212450692
shit shit shit good shit shit shit shit good shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit good good shit shit

>>212483891
shit: 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

>>212484268
If you're going to only reply to some movies at least say which ones are good so I know what I watch

Clockwork Orange
The Spongebob Movie
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Patton
Life of Chuck
Joker
The Incredibles
Wall-E
The Wall (1982)
Child Play 2
John Wick 1, 3 and 4
Kinds of Kindness
The Toxic Avenger 1, 2 and 4 (Citizen Toxie)
Nosferatu both the remake and original
The Shining
The Thing

What does this say about me?

>>212484471
Perv, you goon daily

>>212484601
what gave it away

>>212484738
Nta but Nosferatu remake and Clockwork Orange for me. This is late zoomer brain rot tier movies

I don't actually watch that many movies (clicked on this thread from the front page) but these are some of my favorites.

>>212454677
based scene at the sea representation, i love blow out too that end scene is legendary.

>>212484471
>>212484788
Which Nosferatu remake are we talking about though? There are two and they are both kino

>>212484883
The one that came out last year, didn't see the other

>>212484788
I would say its more mainstream then brain rot

>>212485053
You should watch that one too. It's more of a straight up arthouse movie than the other two Nosferatus which really try to be scary, but it still hits pretty hard. The Orlok/Dracula in this one is the complete opposite of the Eggers one, he's actually pretty sympathetic, which is crazy because Klaus Kinski's irl personality isn't so different from 2024 Orlok

Twin Peaks Fire Walk with me
Iron Giant
Annihilation
Superman (1978)
The Time Machine (1960)
King Kong (1933)
The Butterfly Effect
Interstellar

It’s my list and no one can take it from me.

>>212481789
>might be a covert BPD case though
Actually I'm schizophrenic but I dated a girl diagnosed with bpd once so close enough

>>212485631
Close enough, I could smell you mental illness. I saved your chart for future recommendations though

>>212485546
Based fellow Peewee enjoyer. You probably like things that are considered slop but also enjoy arthouse films. It confuses others but you're happy because mom let's you have two hot dogs.
Decent list, I would go to your movie night.

>>212485546
Best list so far

>>212484845
I like your chart anon good job

>>212474723
>Beyond the Black Rainbow
Good taste.

>>212483840
I've seen and enjoyed all of these except Requiem for a Dream, which I've been putting off because it looks depressing as hell.

I posted this one: >>212478879 and could've included most of the films from yours. I almost included Clockwork Orange, Scarface, Drive, Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver and Pulp Fiction.

>>212481545
>Mandy
>Django Unchained
Excellent.

>>212486564
>>212486613
Cringe.

>>212486564
>>212486613
Based.

resurrecting thinly veiled datamining bread
>>212486106
gay furry troon dumpster diver but chill + based for zardoz
>>212485546
sub zero iq npc but redeemed by nothing for trouble
>>212485413
2 time travel movies and no back to the future leads me to believe you were brutally molested sorry
>>212484845
indian
>>212484471
probably a disgusting freak like the other anon said, future richard kelly fan

>>212486613
thanks

>>212487535
you had a couple favorites but the rest you saw in the thread and went "yeah that's a good movie" and added it.
>Vampire's Kiss
not bad

Well?

>>212486920
>>212487525
Ahh the duality of man

>>212487656
Amusing Quilt Pattern / 10

>>212487535
>gay furry troon dumpster diver but chill + based for zardoz
Imagine getting filtered by Clive Barker penned 3D kiddie shit. Was thinking about calling the chart anti-reddit but that would've been too on the nose. Not commenting on yours cause I'm trying to be less mean to people.

>>212485631
At least I was the only one who received redemption. I’ll take it. I wish I would have added Scrooged to the list.

This is my collection, but no worries, not a single one was bought.

>>212489226
this thread is for your favorites, not your collection

>>212487615
>you had a couple favorites but the rest you saw in the thread and went "yeah that's a good movie" and added it.
pretty much yeah literally all just the first things that came to my head ngl, e.g looking back i'd swap the act of killing for king of kong
>>212488297
>anti-reddit
>argo
>an honest liar
>incendies
outing myself as a turbopleb and admit i still haven't seen any clive barker yet so you got me there

>>212482886
lol nice did you post yours?

>>212487535
>probably a disgusting freak like the other anon said, future richard kelly fan
cant say I have watched his movies but ill check em out, whats a good one to start with?

>>212487535
>2 time travel movies and no back to the future leads me to believe you were brutally molested sorry
nta but im very curious about the correlation between preferring two really good time travel movies over back the future and molestation

>>212490324
chronologically, but if southland tales filters you: pause it, watch the box, then resume southland tales it would make a little bit more sense

>>212490324
not just them being time travel movies but butterfly effect. Only trauma bitches like that movie

>>212490643
meant for >>212490489

Took me a while.

>>212491755
holy kino

>>212493431
How can you have such good films next to such trash like Evangelion or The Dark Knight? Baffling.

>>212494443
Evangelion is one of the better things on there, you retarded pleb.

At least we generally agree Brazil is based.

bump

>>212495239
No, it's not, it's trash for manchildren.

>>212496838
Shut the fuck up, midwit. You got filtered by sex is scary Fraudian mecha boogaloo and that's that.

>>212497022
*Freudian

>>212497022
>you're a midwit because you don't watch le ebin cartoons like me big chungus
Kys, cretin.

>>212450849
>Movies you love
same but just to wash the goon and lube off me

.

>>212497156
Lurk moar, you teenage retard.

>>212499135
Pot calling the kettle black. Go back you turbo faggot pedophile in training.

>>212499161
see >>212499135

>>212499184
Bot response.

>>212450911
SAR

>>212499245
Fuck off, underage, before I have you removed.

>>212499363
Only thing you need to remove is your shit taste from this thread.

>>212499477
You're an insecure midwit, probably younger than 20. Know your place.

>212499737
*yawn*

>>212500287
There's a pattern here but I'm damned if one day I can figure it out.

>>212500287
Kys pedo

>>212493431
Based all around taste.

I'm a normie

All these Christmas Carol ones should be the Muppet Christmas Carol

bump

You guys should watch more foreign movies

>>212508116
Recommend some.

DUNC?

>>212508116
The works by Sokurov, Grandrieux and Frammartino, Dumont, etc. They have made some fantastic films and are much better than any contemporary Hollywood film

>>212455963
fuck yeah Phase IV

despite lurking here for years, ive suddenly realised that ive seen maybe 10 movies and 5 tv shows. how embarassing

>>212502170
Eh maybe normie but you tend to pick the best of normie stuff, so good for you.
>>212502207
Were you raised by films that were regularly played on TV? I swear I could flip to a random channel in the mid/late 2000s and see any of these playing.
>>212506614
Open Season, Bushwhacked, Wrong Turn 3, Enemy at the Gates? Pretty odd combos there, I'd say you're a guy who would watch anything if it's on and say "Yeah that was good". Chill to be around.

>>212514319
I knew a gypsy once who had similar taste