Well, /tv/?

>>212449607 (OP)
first for putting in work and freezing global unlike these toad punks

let this quasi-ESL forced meme die for chrissake

simple

>>212449607 (OP)
I am the shot caller now

Everyone in this thread is greenlit

>>212449672
get this lame away from me

Is this the thread?

>>212449607 (OP)
Tell them "I'll put in the work"

i'm unironically built to be a follower. i don't contain an ounce of creativity or innovation in me, but i can listen and understand instructions very well, and complete repetitive tasks without complaining

>>212449607 (OP)
I'd check his gully.

>>212449607 (OP)
> put in the work
what does this even mean? nobody ever explains.

>>212450124
we're not talking about helping with your computer skills.

>>212450124

>>212449672
>greenlit

>>212449672
this toad is green lit

>>212449607 (OP)
how far away is shotcaller from normie meme timelines like american psycho and baneposting?

>>212450382
is this how you burn local?

>>212449607 (OP)
How is jon caveman supposed to be a believable nazi? He looks stereotypically jewish, even normalfags can probably tell with a look

>>212450610
normies couldn't recognize a jew if he called them a shabbos goy to their face

>>212449607 (OP)
Kill the shot caller for some days off. Put my feet up.

>>212450124
you're either a victim or a warrior

>>212450509
>burn local

>>212449607 (OP)
Why did they shave down a rabbi for this thumbnail?

>>212450382
kino dialogue

>>212449695
greenlighted

>>212450124
Blacks refer to crimes such as drug dealing and robbery as "work", prison is predominated by those people and the slang spreads out.

>>212451585
We need more of this. Bring back grammar Nazis.

Word came down from the beast, every anon ITT who's not freezing global will be greenlit. Iron up.

>>212451785
ATTN REAL ONES: THIS IS A GLOBO CHOMO FALSE FLAG PAID FOR BY BIG FREEZE

>>212449607 (OP)
I'm not getting mixed up, just tryina do my time

>>212449607 (OP)
I would unironically tell then "not thanks" and that I intend to read, work out and meditate for the duration of my stay, thank you

>>212449607 (OP)
When shots bein called and your ass is on the line you put in work there ain't no free rides, you got that, toad?
It's either this or you get your ass back to the cold global world, cause here, brother, we burn local.

>>212449607 (OP)
only if the ask involves running

>>212452016
>>212452031
let's see how far that lone wolf shit gets you moneyman

>>212452031
this guy gets turnt out in the showers and bullied in the cafeteria

>>212452353
>>212452440
I would say "please respect my decision" then proceed to moonwalk to 360 degrees

>>212452607
there are no free rides here, you WILL put in work whether you're cliqued up or not, otherwise we'll greenlit you and let the toads have at you

>>212449607 (OP)
I lean over and let them ravage my asshole. Reluctantly.

>>212449607 (OP)
Chud movie

today is my mental health day though

>>212450124
>decades old expression

>>212449607 (OP)
fuck you faggots, I liked this movie
>we also like it like ironically unironically that's why we make fun of it :)
fuck you

>>212452815
Joke's on you, I actually marched for BLM so those guys will LOVE me

>>212452858
Do we have a problem?

>>212453010
dang you sure showed the woodpile there buddy

>>212449607 (OP)
he looks like a world of warcraft gnome

>>212451313
>behavioural analysis quickly devolves into a manlet cope rant
Shame

I would like to be in on whatever meme this is. It made me laugh.

>>212454591
Why'd you fight that toad?

>>212454591
You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us.

Real answer:
I don't drink or use drugs. The last time a pig knocked on my door I called my attorney, left a message, asked piggy if he had a warrant, then politely asked him to leave. Piggy knocked on my door for 20 minutes before he gave up.

>>212450124
You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us

>>212452877
A warrior's greatest weapon is his mind. Get some rest, relax, and take some time off, wood

>>212449607 (OP)
depends what the work is...

the shots are called?
simple, I do what im supposed to do

Why did they do it?

>>212449675

>>212456481
can't be real

>>212449607 (OP)
Movie?

>>212457428
Felon (2008)

Prison may look like a lot of work and responsibility, but if you believe in yourself and commit to the prison life, you can make a lot of other guys bleed.

>>212457608
>responsibility, but

>>212457428
I ain't no punk

>>212449607 (OP)
>shot caller
>asking
If he's not calling the shots to make me put in work then I tell him to fuck off because I call the shots now.

>>212449607 (OP)
I would scream
>FUCK NIGGERS
and then start calling the shots as Bottles, Shotgun, and the rest of the woodpile kneel before me and give me the keys to the yard.

>>212459810
BASED

>>212459810
You're running the show now.

>>212459810
ACTUALLY, what REALISTICALLY would happen is a pack of rabid toads would instantly rush you, the woodpile would jump in and defend your scrawny ass but you would get beat up bloody by both factions for the trouble nonetheless and would have to ultimately put in insane amounts of work to make up for it THOUGH
t. Ronan DeShawn

What happened to busting cheeks and checking paperwork?

how come nobody ever talks about lanister tattoos progression throughout the movie? they slowly gets more and filled in.

>>212460440
Only a select few are allowed to talk about that ink.

>>212460473

Sorry but you don't have the keys to this yard.

>>212449607 (OP)
You wouldn't do shit.

Let's see you paperwork tough guy.

>>212460578
sure thing, let me just unhoop it real quick

>>212457428
Shot Caller.

>>212449607 (OP)
>>212449675
This format makes me laugh so hard

Why'd you fight that toad?

>>212460639
Says here you're PC. You a bitch, boy?

>>212460862
Let's just say I ain't gonna go down like a punk.

>>212449607 (OP)
Anyone have the
>put in the extra hours for free
>drink cold coffee in a parking lot
>thank your manager
grindset type mem e

>>212451585
>grammarist.com
>wrong tense for both definitions

>>212460988
Royce du Pont on youtube.

>>212449695
That's a bad call, we've got some frogs here

>>212449607 (OP)
"Like what, setup you up with some Windows 11? Sure thing"

>>212461076
I don't think so. The image I am thinking of doesn't match his post style or phrasing

>>212451968
let's get down wood, everyone knows you're on big fire's payroll

>>212460779
lol

>>212449672
do the gloves match the purse, wood?

Does this homie blow Odysseus locally? Asking for a local blower.

>>212459810
Hey wood, it's for you.

>>212460790
He came at me first

>>212450124
Lifting weights and reading off a piece of paper for a living. Seriously, these hollywood niggers think they're athletes or something.

TIME TO IRON UP

What is the best Shot Caller post and why is it this one?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211168106/#q211168789

>>212464245
What took six months?

>>212464548
>TIME TO IRON UP

Are they using toad instead of the n-word because they couldn't get away with using that word in a new movie? Seems really unrealistic that AB dudes wouldn't be dropping n-bombs all over the place. Sorry bros, I haven't got around to watching this yet.

>>212464548
Here to put in work

>>212464722
Just end me now

>>212454591
get this lame away from me

>>212464548
BURN LOCAL BOYS

>>212464722
>>212464754

>>212449607 (OP)
what if a shot caller tells you to hoop his penis?

>>212464754

>>212464548
Big Worker get!

>>212464817
Gay icon Wes Watson can tell me to hoop anything he wants.

>>212464548
I am the shotcaller and I am here to tell you I burn local

>>212464942

>>212464548
callin'

>>212449607 (OP)

Depends on what prison you're in.
There are a few rules when it comes to prison:
>If you have a celly, you are brothers. Doesn't matter who they are. So long as they aren't out to get you, you now have to stand up for your celly in any fight they get into
>If you're in a warzone prison, where the races stick together, you don't have a choice. Just handle your business where you need and try to avoid the shit that'll get you locked up longer
>Otherwise if you're in some run of the mill lockup all you need to do is mind your own business and make yourself small. If someone tries to punk you, it's fight club: you have to fight. If you don't, your butt belongs to some HIV/AIDs mosquito. You're property.
>Better to get the shit beaten out of you then be someone's bitch.
>No, that's not some "I'm a tough guy and you gotta be tough like me!" That's a fact. It is actually better to be beaten up than give up the butt. "Worse fates than death"

>>212464548
ok

>>212465204
is Big Holder bad?

>>212465244
Good, bad, it doesn't matter as long as you aren't a toad and you are willing to get down with the woodpile.

>>212454591
Fish has heart.

>>212464964
>Why are you always kickin me like an animal!

>>212464913
Kill yourself faggot

>>212449607 (OP)
if the MAN Jon Bernthal asks me to put in work? Brother, you better bet your lily ass i'm puttin in that WORK, there's no disrespecting the JDawg, not in his crib, which is basically any home in America because JDawg represents the REAL America, the America that Burns Local and keeps it 100!

no way in hell am i risking dissing the JDawg man, i'd have 90% of Americans rising up to kick my ass for that, and you best remember for your own good foo'

>>212465483
t. Wes Watson, faggot at large

>>212464913

Does this homosexual have "dago" unironically tattooed across himself? That's like a black man tattooing NIGGER. Stupid.

>>212465061
I think I’ll just prag thank you

>>212452160
>my dad calls shots for blizzard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile

>>212464548
Puttin in sum work boss

Why is /tv/ so fascinated by this mid movie?

>>212466932

i'd ask to be their prison bitch instead. Cleaning toilets, dressing as a woman, having anal sex while moaning in a womans voice, fetching their food etc etc

>>212466943
Have you seen it? I asked the same thing and was completely floored when I finally watched it. It's literally 4chan: The Movie

>>212464548
lets see

>>212464548
workin

>>212464548
it's time to light up in my vicinity

>>212450382
>ay Jamie, m'ask you sumthin
>how you gon keep Cersei and Joffrey safe?
>things chaynged Jamie, things aint like they usedta be no more Jamie

>>212464548
Orale

>>212454569
It's /fit/. That entire board is manlet cope

>>212464548
My anus is wide and loose so I can drop big old shits in my cell and smear them on anyone dumb enough to trust me. There will be no mercy, even solitary can't contain the smell

>>212454591
we got a job for you, keister some dubs and we'll see about making you one of us

>>212464645
This is why Felon is the superior prequel. You get Val Kino dropping the nigger bomb and the movie is just overall better.

>>212464548
400 navy seals rip 'em

>>212464722
you're greenlit

>>212449607 (OP)
Everyone in this thread is getting their wigs split and their cheeks taken.

>>212464548
roll

>>212460790
He was making a move, I had to get it on

>>212464548
33 get

>>212450124
It means burn local and keep it gully.

>>212449607 (OP)
The work is not mine sir. Major Lennox must answer

>>212449607 (OP)
WHY WOULD I TAKE ORDERS FROM A FUCKING KIKE?

>>212467980
nice try green fish

>>212464548
He could have made them more money on the outside

>>212468002

>>212464548
No free rides

Slip him a fiver and tell him he works for me now.

>>212464548
call it

>>212449607 (OP)
>I made a promise to my mother that I couldn't get involved in such things, I hope you understand

>>212449607 (OP)
>Shotcaller. I hear your booty calling. Now I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.

>>212468513
If you had to pick between water and booty, a man's ass, which would you choose?

>>212468550
A man's ass?

>>212464548
last time i rolled i got BIG KEISTERER
hoping for a better outcome this time
rollan

>>212468706
keep puttin in that work big worker

>>212468706
that's better
>>212468739
i'm ironing up right now

>>212464548
I hold the keys to this board.

>>212468775
you'll have a lot of work to put in before you get anything here, glasses burner

>>212464548
I just want a damn liter of cola.

I tell him calling was shot.
Boom

>>212464548
rollin'

>>212464548
sure, rolling for this one....

REAL FREEZE
ONES GLOBAL

>>212471525
Iron down...

>when you're an international freezer and you just want a nap

>>212471722
I don't trust people. Take naps.

>>212471811
Ask women if they'd rather be alone with a shot caller or a napping freezer