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Anonymous No.212449607 >>212449622 >>212449688 >>212449957 >>212450011 >>212450124 >>212450489 >>212450610 >>212450988 >>212451313 >>212452016 >>212452031 >>212452116 >>212452160 >>212452845 >>212452858 >>212453010 >>212454431 >>212456232 >>212457428 >>212459394 >>212459810 >>212460503 >>212460779 >>212460988 >>212461532 >>212464817 >>212465061 >>212465578 >>212467736 >>212468002 >>212468035 >>212468292 >>212468513
Well, /tv/?
Anonymous No.212449622
>>212449607 (OP)
first for putting in work and freezing global unlike these toad punks
Anonymous No.212449672 >>212449752 >>212450420 >>212450449 >>212464267
let this quasi-ESL forced meme die for chrissake
Anonymous No.212449675 >>212457194 >>212460779
simple
Anonymous No.212449688
>>212449607 (OP)
I am the shot caller now
Anonymous No.212449695 >>212451585 >>212461281
Everyone in this thread is greenlit
Anonymous No.212449752
>>212449672
get this lame away from me
Anonymous No.212449920
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.212449957
>>212449607 (OP)
Tell them "I'll put in the work"
Anonymous No.212450010
i'm unironically built to be a follower. i don't contain an ounce of creativity or innovation in me, but i can listen and understand instructions very well, and complete repetitive tasks without complaining
Anonymous No.212450011
>>212449607 (OP)
I'd check his gully.
Anonymous No.212450124 >>212450317 >>212450382 >>212451157 >>212451640 >>212452937 >>212455504 >>212464413 >>212467995
>>212449607 (OP)
> put in the work
what does this even mean? nobody ever explains.
Anonymous No.212450317
>>212450124
we're not talking about helping with your computer skills.
Anonymous No.212450382 >>212450509 >>212451443 >>212467447
>>212450124
Anonymous No.212450420
>>212449672
>greenlit
Anonymous No.212450449
>>212449672
this toad is green lit
Anonymous No.212450489
>>212449607 (OP)
how far away is shotcaller from normie meme timelines like american psycho and baneposting?
Anonymous No.212450509 >>212451203
>>212450382
is this how you burn local?
Anonymous No.212450610 >>212450704
>>212449607 (OP)
How is jon caveman supposed to be a believable nazi? He looks stereotypically jewish, even normalfags can probably tell with a look
Anonymous No.212450704
>>212450610
normies couldn't recognize a jew if he called them a shabbos goy to their face
Anonymous No.212450988
>>212449607 (OP)
Kill the shot caller for some days off. Put my feet up.
Anonymous No.212451157
>>212450124
you're either a victim or a warrior
Anonymous No.212451203
>>212450509
>burn local
Anonymous No.212451313 >>212454569
>>212449607 (OP)
Why did they shave down a rabbi for this thumbnail?
Anonymous No.212451443
>>212450382
kino dialogue
Anonymous No.212451585 >>212451760 >>212461050
>>212449695
greenlighted
Anonymous No.212451640
>>212450124
Blacks refer to crimes such as drug dealing and robbery as "work", prison is predominated by those people and the slang spreads out.
Anonymous No.212451760
>>212451585
We need more of this. Bring back grammar Nazis.
Anonymous No.212451785 >>212451968
Word came down from the beast, every anon ITT who's not freezing global will be greenlit. Iron up.
Anonymous No.212451968 >>212463223
>>212451785
ATTN REAL ONES: THIS IS A GLOBO CHOMO FALSE FLAG PAID FOR BY BIG FREEZE
Anonymous No.212452016 >>212452353
>>212449607 (OP)
I'm not getting mixed up, just tryina do my time
Anonymous No.212452031 >>212452353 >>212452440
>>212449607 (OP)
I would unironically tell then "not thanks" and that I intend to read, work out and meditate for the duration of my stay, thank you
Anonymous No.212452116
>>212449607 (OP)
When shots bein called and your ass is on the line you put in work there ain't no free rides, you got that, toad?
It's either this or you get your ass back to the cold global world, cause here, brother, we burn local.
Anonymous No.212452160 >>212466253
>>212449607 (OP)
only if the ask involves running
Anonymous No.212452353 >>212452607
>>212452016
>>212452031
let's see how far that lone wolf shit gets you moneyman
Anonymous No.212452440 >>212452607
>>212452031
this guy gets turnt out in the showers and bullied in the cafeteria
Anonymous No.212452607 >>212452815
>>212452353
>>212452440
I would say "please respect my decision" then proceed to moonwalk to 360 degrees
Anonymous No.212452815 >>212453115
>>212452607
there are no free rides here, you WILL put in work whether you're cliqued up or not, otherwise we'll greenlit you and let the toads have at you
Anonymous No.212452845
>>212449607 (OP)
I lean over and let them ravage my asshole. Reluctantly.
Anonymous No.212452858 >>212453969
>>212449607 (OP)
Chud movie
Anonymous No.212452877 >>212455581
today is my mental health day though
Anonymous No.212452937
>>212450124
>decades old expression
Anonymous No.212453010 >>212454342
>>212449607 (OP)
fuck you faggots, I liked this movie
>we also like it like ironically unironically that's why we make fun of it :)
fuck you
Anonymous No.212453115
>>212452815
Joke's on you, I actually marched for BLM so those guys will LOVE me
Anonymous No.212453969
>>212452858
Do we have a problem?
Anonymous No.212454342
>>212453010
dang you sure showed the woodpile there buddy
Anonymous No.212454431
>>212449607 (OP)
he looks like a world of warcraft gnome
Anonymous No.212454569 >>212467618
>>212451313
>behavioural analysis quickly devolves into a manlet cope rant
Shame
Anonymous No.212454591 >>212454735 >>212454866 >>212464769 >>212465346 >>212467653
I would like to be in on whatever meme this is. It made me laugh.
Anonymous No.212454735
>>212454591
Why'd you fight that toad?
Anonymous No.212454866
>>212454591
You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us.
Anonymous No.212454957
Real answer:
I don't drink or use drugs. The last time a pig knocked on my door I called my attorney, left a message, asked piggy if he had a warrant, then politely asked him to leave. Piggy knocked on my door for 20 minutes before he gave up.
Anonymous No.212455504
>>212450124
You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us
Anonymous No.212455581
>>212452877
A warrior's greatest weapon is his mind. Get some rest, relax, and take some time off, wood
Anonymous No.212456232
>>212449607 (OP)
depends what the work is...
Anonymous No.212456285
the shots are called?
simple, I do what im supposed to do
Anonymous No.212456481 >>212457383
Why did they do it?
Anonymous No.212457194
>>212449675
Anonymous No.212457383
>>212456481
can't be real
Anonymous No.212457428 >>212457525 >>212459359 >>212460659
>>212449607 (OP)
Movie?
Anonymous No.212457525
>>212457428
Felon (2008)
Anonymous No.212457608 >>212458890
Prison may look like a lot of work and responsibility, but if you believe in yourself and commit to the prison life, you can make a lot of other guys bleed.
Anonymous No.212458890
>>212457608
>responsibility, but
Anonymous No.212459359
>>212457428
I ain't no punk
Anonymous No.212459394
>>212449607 (OP)
>shot caller
>asking
If he's not calling the shots to make me put in work then I tell him to fuck off because I call the shots now.
Anonymous No.212459810 >>212459958 >>212460001 >>212460120 >>212464372
>>212449607 (OP)
I would scream
>FUCK NIGGERS
and then start calling the shots as Bottles, Shotgun, and the rest of the woodpile kneel before me and give me the keys to the yard.
Anonymous No.212459958
>>212459810
BASED
Anonymous No.212460001
>>212459810
You're running the show now.
Ronan DeShawn No.212460120
>>212459810
ACTUALLY, what REALISTICALLY would happen is a pack of rabid toads would instantly rush you, the woodpile would jump in and defend your scrawny ass but you would get beat up bloody by both factions for the trouble nonetheless and would have to ultimately put in insane amounts of work to make up for it THOUGH
t. Ronan DeShawn
Anonymous No.212460382
What happened to busting cheeks and checking paperwork?
Anonymous No.212460440 >>212460473
how come nobody ever talks about lanister tattoos progression throughout the movie? they slowly gets more and filled in.
Anonymous No.212460473 >>212460496
>>212460440
Only a select few are allowed to talk about that ink.
Anonymous No.212460496
>>212460473

Sorry but you don't have the keys to this yard.
Anonymous No.212460503
>>212449607 (OP)
You wouldn't do shit.
Anonymous No.212460578 >>212460639
Let's see you paperwork tough guy.
Anonymous No.212460639 >>212460862
>>212460578
sure thing, let me just unhoop it real quick
Anonymous No.212460659
>>212457428
Shot Caller.
Anonymous No.212460779 >>212464245
>>212449607 (OP)
>>212449675
This format makes me laugh so hard
Anonymous No.212460790 >>212464389 >>212467938
Why'd you fight that toad?
Anonymous No.212460862 >>212460946
>>212460639
Says here you're PC. You a bitch, boy?
Anonymous No.212460946
>>212460862
Let's just say I ain't gonna go down like a punk.
Anonymous No.212460988 >>212461076
>>212449607 (OP)
Anyone have the
>put in the extra hours for free
>drink cold coffee in a parking lot
>thank your manager
grindset type mem e
Anonymous No.212461050
>>212451585
>grammarist.com
>wrong tense for both definitions
Anonymous No.212461076 >>212461704
>>212460988
Royce du Pont on youtube.
Anonymous No.212461281
>>212449695
That's a bad call, we've got some frogs here
Anonymous No.212461532
>>212449607 (OP)
"Like what, setup you up with some Windows 11? Sure thing"
Anonymous No.212461704
>>212461076
I don't think so. The image I am thinking of doesn't match his post style or phrasing
Anonymous No.212463223
>>212451968
let's get down wood, everyone knows you're on big fire's payroll
Anonymous No.212464245 >>212464632
>>212460779
lol
Anonymous No.212464267
>>212449672
do the gloves match the purse, wood?
Anonymous No.212464287
Does this homie blow Odysseus locally? Asking for a local blower.
Anonymous No.212464372
>>212459810
Hey wood, it's for you.
Anonymous No.212464389
>>212460790
He came at me first
Anonymous No.212464413
>>212450124
Lifting weights and reading off a piece of paper for a living. Seriously, these hollywood niggers think they're athletes or something.
Anonymous No.212464548 >>212464638 >>212464722 >>212464771 >>212464885 >>212464942 >>212464975 >>212465204 >>212466932 >>212467261 >>212467274 >>212467360 >>212467500 >>212467627 >>212467690 >>212467834 >>212467980 >>212468064 >>212468138 >>212468245 >>212468706 >>212468775 >>212469058 >>212470222 >>212470265
TIME TO IRON UP
Anonymous No.212464551
What is the best Shot Caller post and why is it this one?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211168106/#q211168789
Anonymous No.212464632
>>212464245
What took six months?
Anonymous No.212464638
>>212464548
>TIME TO IRON UP
Anonymous No.212464645 >>212467656
Are they using toad instead of the n-word because they couldn't get away with using that word in a new movie? Seems really unrealistic that AB dudes wouldn't be dropping n-bombs all over the place. Sorry bros, I haven't got around to watching this yet.
Anonymous No.212464722 >>212464754 >>212464785 >>212467723
>>212464548
Here to put in work
Anonymous No.212464754 >>212464785 >>212464870
>>212464722
Just end me now
Anonymous No.212464769
>>212454591
get this lame away from me
Anonymous No.212464771
>>212464548
BURN LOCAL BOYS
Anonymous No.212464785
>>212464722
>>212464754
Anonymous No.212464817 >>212464913
>>212449607 (OP)
what if a shot caller tells you to hoop his penis?
Anonymous No.212464870
>>212464754
Anonymous No.212464885
>>212464548
Big Worker get!
Anonymous No.212464913 >>212465483 >>212465793
>>212464817
Gay icon Wes Watson can tell me to hoop anything he wants.
Anonymous No.212464942 >>212464964
>>212464548
I am the shotcaller and I am here to tell you I burn local
Anonymous No.212464964 >>212465418
>>212464942
Anonymous No.212464975
>>212464548
callin'
Anonymous No.212465061 >>212465888
>>212449607 (OP)

Depends on what prison you're in.
There are a few rules when it comes to prison:
>If you have a celly, you are brothers. Doesn't matter who they are. So long as they aren't out to get you, you now have to stand up for your celly in any fight they get into
>If you're in a warzone prison, where the races stick together, you don't have a choice. Just handle your business where you need and try to avoid the shit that'll get you locked up longer
>Otherwise if you're in some run of the mill lockup all you need to do is mind your own business and make yourself small. If someone tries to punk you, it's fight club: you have to fight. If you don't, your butt belongs to some HIV/AIDs mosquito. You're property.
>Better to get the shit beaten out of you then be someone's bitch.
>No, that's not some "I'm a tough guy and you gotta be tough like me!" That's a fact. It is actually better to be beaten up than give up the butt. "Worse fates than death"
Anonymous No.212465204 >>212465244
>>212464548
ok
Anonymous No.212465244 >>212465328
>>212465204
is Big Holder bad?
Anonymous No.212465328
>>212465244
Good, bad, it doesn't matter as long as you aren't a toad and you are willing to get down with the woodpile.
Anonymous No.212465346
>>212454591
Fish has heart.
Anonymous No.212465418
>>212464964
>Why are you always kickin me like an animal!
Anonymous No.212465483 >>212465633
>>212464913
Kill yourself faggot
Anonymous No.212465578
>>212449607 (OP)
if the MAN Jon Bernthal asks me to put in work? Brother, you better bet your lily ass i'm puttin in that WORK, there's no disrespecting the JDawg, not in his crib, which is basically any home in America because JDawg represents the REAL America, the America that Burns Local and keeps it 100!

no way in hell am i risking dissing the JDawg man, i'd have 90% of Americans rising up to kick my ass for that, and you best remember for your own good foo'
Anonymous No.212465633
>>212465483
t. Wes Watson, faggot at large
Anonymous No.212465793
>>212464913

Does this homosexual have "dago" unironically tattooed across himself? That's like a black man tattooing NIGGER. Stupid.
Anonymous No.212465888
>>212465061
I think I’ll just prag thank you
Anonymous No.212466253
>>212452160
>my dad calls shots for blizzard
Anonymous No.212466709
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile
Anonymous No.212466932 >>212467046
>>212464548
Puttin in sum work boss
Anonymous No.212466943 >>212467257
Why is /tv/ so fascinated by this mid movie?
Anonymous No.212467046
>>212466932
Anonymous No.212467078
i'd ask to be their prison bitch instead. Cleaning toilets, dressing as a woman, having anal sex while moaning in a womans voice, fetching their food etc etc
Anonymous No.212467257
>>212466943
Have you seen it? I asked the same thing and was completely floored when I finally watched it. It's literally 4chan: The Movie
Anonymous No.212467261
>>212464548
lets see
Anonymous No.212467274
>>212464548
workin
Anonymous No.212467360
>>212464548
it's time to light up in my vicinity
Anonymous No.212467447
>>212450382
>ay Jamie, m'ask you sumthin
>how you gon keep Cersei and Joffrey safe?
>things chaynged Jamie, things aint like they usedta be no more Jamie
Anonymous No.212467486
Anonymous No.212467500
>>212464548
Orale
Anonymous No.212467618
>>212454569
It's /fit/. That entire board is manlet cope
Anonymous No.212467627
>>212464548
My anus is wide and loose so I can drop big old shits in my cell and smear them on anyone dumb enough to trust me. There will be no mercy, even solitary can't contain the smell
Anonymous No.212467653
>>212454591
we got a job for you, keister some dubs and we'll see about making you one of us
Anonymous No.212467656
>>212464645
This is why Felon is the superior prequel. You get Val Kino dropping the nigger bomb and the movie is just overall better.
Anonymous No.212467690
>>212464548
400 navy seals rip 'em
Anonymous No.212467723
>>212464722
you're greenlit
Anonymous No.212467736
>>212449607 (OP)
Everyone in this thread is getting their wigs split and their cheeks taken.
Anonymous No.212467834
>>212464548
roll
Anonymous No.212467938
>>212460790
He was making a move, I had to get it on
Anonymous No.212467980 >>212468043
>>212464548
33 get
Anonymous No.212467995
>>212450124
It means burn local and keep it gully.
Anonymous No.212468002 >>212468124
>>212449607 (OP)
The work is not mine sir. Major Lennox must answer
Anonymous No.212468035
>>212449607 (OP)
WHY WOULD I TAKE ORDERS FROM A FUCKING KIKE?
Anonymous No.212468043
>>212467980
nice try green fish
Anonymous No.212468064
>>212464548
He could have made them more money on the outside
Anonymous No.212468124
>>212468002
Anonymous No.212468138
>>212464548
No free rides
Anonymous No.212468182
Slip him a fiver and tell him he works for me now.
Anonymous No.212468245
>>212464548
call it
Anonymous No.212468292
>>212449607 (OP)
>I made a promise to my mother that I couldn't get involved in such things, I hope you understand
Anonymous No.212468513 >>212468550
>>212449607 (OP)
>Shotcaller. I hear your booty calling. Now I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.
Anonymous No.212468550 >>212468677
>>212468513
If you had to pick between water and booty, a man's ass, which would you choose?
Anonymous No.212468677
>>212468550
A man's ass?
Anonymous No.212468706 >>212468739 >>212468763
>>212464548
last time i rolled i got BIG KEISTERER
hoping for a better outcome this time
rollan
Anonymous No.212468739 >>212468763
>>212468706
keep puttin in that work big worker
Anonymous No.212468763
>>212468706
that's better
>>212468739
i'm ironing up right now
Anonymous No.212468775 >>212468809
>>212464548
I hold the keys to this board.
Anonymous No.212468809
>>212468775
you'll have a lot of work to put in before you get anything here, glasses burner
Anonymous No.212469058
>>212464548
I just want a damn liter of cola.
Anonymous No.212470025
I tell him calling was shot.
Boom
Anonymous No.212470222
>>212464548
rollin'
Anonymous No.212470265
>>212464548
sure, rolling for this one....
Anonymous No.212470914
REAL FREEZE
ONES GLOBAL
Anonymous No.212471525 >>212471719
Anonymous No.212471719
>>212471525
Iron down...
Anonymous No.212471722 >>212471811
>when you're an international freezer and you just want a nap
Anonymous No.212471811 >>212471843
>>212471722
I don't trust people. Take naps.
Anonymous No.212471843
>>212471811
Ask women if they'd rather be alone with a shot caller or a napping freezer