Thread 212453629 - /tv/ [Archived: 819 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:28:10 PM No.212453629
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Dropped watching Avatar more than a decade ago and I still don't understand the hype besides the whole 3D IMAX shit back then. It's the most sketchy and generic sci-fi IP ever made and Cameron is a hack yet cattle still flock to watch that crap. I guess it's their equivalent of Blade Runner.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:34:54 PM No.212453811
>>212453629 (OP)
what does navi milk taste like
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:39:52 PM No.212453982
>>212453629 (OP)
Source

>>212453811
blueberries
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:50:55 PM No.212454315
>>212453629 (OP)
Why do you porn addicts always have to make them off-model titcows?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:54:27 PM No.212454437
>>212454315
The real movie already did the skinny version, fuckface, if that's what you want go watch it
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:54:35 PM No.212454443
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>BLUEBA
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:55:25 PM No.212454466
>>212454315
Do you ask the sun why it shines?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:59:15 PM No.212454566
>>212454315
even with shit like Touhou, or just old mangas (where you could SEE the characters' proportions, in the drawings), there was a chance the fans/artists would 'decide' a character had humongous tits and then that just became the status quo.

ban porn.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:16:31 PM No.212455091
>>212454443
Lol
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:34:45 PM No.212455614
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>>212453629 (OP)
just watch it retard
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:35:34 PM No.212455641
>>212455614
Holy moly! I just pre-ordered tickets to the next movie!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:36:26 PM No.212455673
>>212453629 (OP)
Uhhh, what scene is this?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:41:08 PM No.212455820
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I just want big blue girls to hold me while I suckle their big blue breasts. Is that too much to ask?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:45:04 PM No.212455946
>>212454315
it's hotter
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:45:13 PM No.212455950
>>212455820
Considering they don't exist and we are alone in this godless big blue girl-less universe; yes, it is too much to ask.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:56:29 PM No.212456298
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>>212455820
>big blue breasts
no such thing
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:58:03 PM No.212456341
the only reason they don't have big tits is because it would be too difficult to animate
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:00:48 PM No.212456416
>>212453629 (OP)
It's Cameron's best though, I saw it in 3D last year and when it was done I understood why people got the Avatar/Pandora blues.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:01:54 PM No.212456445
>>212455950
>we are alone in this godless
t. Fermi
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:06 PM No.212456549
Neytiri should have had tastefully perky medium breasts as a milf
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:06:11 PM No.212456587
>>212456549
Based and aristocratic.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:08:49 PM No.212456653
>>212456298
Sรณ, are those things mammals or not? If not, why does she have tits?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:10:06 PM No.212456691
>>212454437
NTA but pregnant would have been kino with appropriate sized tits
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:11:37 PM No.212456733
so good
so good
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>>212453811
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:12:27 PM No.212456756
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>>212456653
Mammals are unique to Earth, so no, but they do appear to be very similar in that they birth live young and breastfeed their children.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:16:50 PM No.212456891
>>212456756
Criminal we didn't get more scenes of pregnant Neytiri.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:27:05 PM No.212457235
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>>212456653
>Sรณ, are those things mammals or not?
no they're not
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:28:20 PM No.212457276
>>212453811
>what does navi milk taste like
they actually produce only cum from their nipples
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:35:49 PM No.212457512
>>212454566
>tfw your favorite character is flat and relatively obscure so there are only a few fan artworks of them and they all have massive tits and they're from the same artist
i hate titslop
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:38:46 PM No.212457620
>>212457512
>so there are only a few fan artworks of them
Why aren't you using "her"? Is it a female character?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:42:17 PM No.212457728
>>212457512
what charaacter
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:03:35 AM No.212458383
>>212453629 (OP)
I went to watch it because of this (scifi generic adventure) it was good but i think the popularity its because the majority of people is really suceptible towards image , so they see avatar as big movie spechial effects lets go see it must see big movie
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:24:18 AM No.212458998
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>>212454566
fuuuuuck you fag
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:44:14 AM No.212459647
>>212453629 (OP)
It's for children. I remember being a child and thinking it was the greatest thing ever. The story about how it took 6 trillion years to animate made it more impactful.
And it doesn't contain particularly subversive themes either because it's so ridiculous.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:49:29 AM No.212459801
>buzz lightyear
>world of warcraft
>avata
>mass effect

anyone else been exposed to a suspiciously large number of erotic blue alien women during their formative years?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:54:12 AM No.212459932
>>212459801
Also Twi'leks.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:05:44 AM No.212460258
>>212456691
no one cares about your retarded dogshit fetishes
go post your shit on da or fanfiction.net cunt
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:11:24 AM No.212460421
>>212453629 (OP)
best moment of this film is when it introduces the bioluminescent forest at night. only those scenes, plus the deleted scene. that's the real movie.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:11:57 AM No.212460438
>>212455950
Cameron will make them exist one day! I believe in him!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:14:09 AM No.212460508
>>212457512
>complains about big tits
>refers to the female character as them
Filthy and sexless zoomer tranny hands typed this
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:16:11 AM No.212460577
>>212460508
i don't know why i described them as them desu/tee bee aich
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:20:12 AM No.212460702
>>212453629 (OP)
PROOOMPT!?!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:21:53 AM No.212460742
>>212459801
>buzz lightyear
>presumably a film for 5-12 year olds
>2022 film I did not even know existed
>formative years
Anon
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:31:10 AM No.212461019
>>212460742
the cartoon
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:34:05 AM No.212461108
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>>212460742
The TV show, not the movie
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:35:50 AM No.212461160
>>212460577
disappointed, now. i want some kind of fantasy genderless/other character. you owe me.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:40:11 AM No.212461288
>>212460577
>i described them as them
You did it again
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:04:40 AM No.212462036
I'm not ready to see the Ash Na'vi be mean to Neytiri, Kiri, and Tuk. This is going to be sad ;_;
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:13:01 AM No.212462295
>>212453629 (OP)
I still don't see how Cameron is supposed to make 9 films out of this universe. Two films in and it's about as morally complex as He-Man and about as deep in world building as an episode of Spongebob.

I'd think by the third movie we'll be out of ideas. That's also if society will still be open to heavy leftist messaging that's all over Avatar.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:16:04 AM No.212462398
>>212462295
>I still don't see how Cameron is supposed to make 9 films out of this universe.
I'm pretty sure that was always bullshit. Theories I've heard are that ordering all those sequels is just a way to keep him under there thumb and was something they basically forced him to do in exchange for making that dumb Alita adaptation.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:16:46 AM No.212462422
>>212460258
Everyone cares you retard. Pregnant Neytiri was KINO
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:18:46 AM No.212462492
>>212453629 (OP)
I get those weird little sparkles in my gens too. Haven't found a good realism model in a while, kind of annoying
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:41:31 AM No.212463284
>>212455820
This. The Navi girls are like 10 feet tall. Are you saying you don't have an Amazon fetish?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:43:06 AM No.212463339
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>>212463284
they big!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:46:37 AM No.212463468
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Replies: >>212468790
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:48:10 AM No.212463523
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Quaritch is only for Ash girls
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:53:28 AM No.212463691
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:57:30 AM No.212463839
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I remember at one point Cameron was trying to get glasses-less 3D to work for these movies, but he must've given up on that
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:58:02 AM No.212463855
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:59:35 AM No.212463913
>>212453811
Pepsi Blue.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:10:19 AM No.212464250
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>>212463913
holy fuck, carbonated titty milk? I didn't think they could get any better! My mouth is watering
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:13:06 AM No.212464340
>>212453982
thanosdonginspector
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:14:26 AM No.212464394
>>212463913
bepis blue and doritos 3d?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:15:37 AM No.212464439
>Young Na'Vi Sigourney Weaver

Jim you mad man.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:16:49 AM No.212464482
OIP(4)
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>>212453811
Full of midi-chlorians
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:18:00 AM No.212464527
>>212453629 (OP)
I remember the first one being really impressive in theaters, just the visual spectical of it. I agree the world building and story is very meh.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:20:08 AM No.212464617
>>212453629 (OP)
SLOP LE SLOP LE AI SLOP!!! YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING ARTISTS YOU FUCKING CHUD AISLOP!!!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:20:17 AM No.212464620
>>212453629 (OP)
>YOU AHH LIKE BABY - NOW DRINK YOU MILK
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:21:21 AM No.212464665
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>>212453629 (OP)
Well... that's pretty much it. The premise was generic, the acting was good, but Pandora looked so damn fucking good that you'd just feel mesmerized by it from the beginning to the end. The way you'd be immersed in the fauna and flora... it was like you were Batman.

The juxtaposition from the depressing polluted gray Earth with the fluorescent, thriving life of Pandora was so masterfully done that I shit you not, it caused regular people to become depressed after leaving the theaters and autists to frantically daydream about dying and being reincarnated as Na'vi. There were whole forums where they congregated and shared their fantasies.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:23:02 AM No.212464725
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>>212464250
>>212464394
Also blue ice cream from the ass.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:36:47 AM No.212465197
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>>212464725
Like Soft Serveโ„ข?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:37:27 AM No.212465212
She looks like maserati
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:40:18 AM No.212465299
nerve
nerve
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>>212453629 (OP)
>you have 10 seconds to name the main character of Avatar and one of his lines or else God incinerates your family
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:42:27 AM No.212465366
>>212465299
Jake Suelee
And I only remember that because that's how the blue bitch said it. Now, if you ask me to name the blue bitch, that's a different story.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:43:50 AM No.212465406
>>212465299
Glup Shitto
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:44:02 AM No.212465415
>>212453811
Doesn't taste like any sort of cultural impact that's for sure
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:52:51 AM No.212465708
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>>212465299
Quaritch: You are not in Kansas anymore.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:56:10 AM No.212465830
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>>212465708
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:04:15 AM No.212466104
>>212465299
it's Sam Worthington. plenty of films where you don't really the names of the characters, they don't stick in. can you tell me all the characters in Alien?

one of his lines though. was he not mute, or something? i guess he said, 'What does this do?' maybe? i don't want God to incinerated my family, bros ;_;
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:09:29 AM No.212466289
>>212465299
Neytiri: I see you Jake Sully
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:12:56 AM No.212466400
>>212453629 (OP)
>still don't understand the hype
it tricked people into thinking they were jerking off to catgirls but in reality it was niggers
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:37:07 AM No.212467154
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I love how much this series makes people seethe. They're just so mad that it's successful, everyone enjoys it, and it makes billies like crazy. They decided it was bad, you see, but how come no one is listening and obeying damnit?!
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:00:36 AM No.212467865
>>212467154
And yet for all those billies there's more fanart, fanfiction and pornography of the Nickelodeon faux-anime cartoon of the same name.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:00:53 AM No.212467875
niggas like big titty bitches next sargon
niggas like big titty bitches next sargon
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>>212454315
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:04:43 AM No.212467986
>>212467154
3rd movie makes history as the first $3 billion movie

MCU and Snyderverse virgins rope themselves
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:05:16 AM No.212468004
>>212453629 (OP)
Negisaray? Rzhevskii?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:06:03 AM No.212468021
I love Badassbrann
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:37 AM No.212468430
barkley shut up and jam gaiden
barkley shut up and jam gaiden
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>>212464250
Because its carbonated if you slap their titties around it foams up inside, and their boobs expand until it sprays out.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:32:20 AM No.212468790
>>212463468
How can you guys like that one with the horrendous granny voice lmao
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:06:28 AM No.212469679
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Replies: >>212470093
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:11:40 AM No.212469821
please ban me
please ban me
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>>212454315
This. On-model is always better
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:15:56 AM No.212469923
>>212453811
Bluba
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:17:19 AM No.212469959
>>212463913
But that was just a gimmick that tasted like regular Pepsi.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:22:34 AM No.212470093
>>212469679
>humans: we want to force you to wear clothes and wageslave in an office
>na'vi: hmm doesn't sound good. We can ride dragons and hunt with our bros, then boink hot babes whenever
>humans: NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT WE SAY! JUST SIGN AWAY YOUR RIGHTS TO EVERYTHING ALREADY!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:26:42 AM No.212470210
>>212453629 (OP)
Never seen any of them. Looked like huge slop.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:36:18 AM No.212470455
it's always helpful when the alien species you want to help out are extremely fuckable humanoid cats and not some disgusting race of troglodytes
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:53:18 AM No.212470870
>>212465212
thatโ€™s a car
Replies: >>212471078
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:00:31 AM No.212471041
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:01:45 AM No.212471067
>>212458998
u r brown
Replies: >>212471883
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:02:11 AM No.212471078
1743216397862339
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>>212470870
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:02:18 AM No.212471081
>>212453629 (OP)
There is no hype, it's all artificial.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:36:22 AM No.212471883
>>212471067
You're low test&a pedo