Thread 212455432

>>212455432 (OP)
LOOK LOOK WTF IS THIS
NOW IT's rex size

>>212455432 (OP)
Disney has addressed this a million times, dummy
picrel. Convenient D-Rex size comparison

rest assured, no matter how many delicious PepsiCo snacks you feed your pet Aquilops, it will always remain its adorably baby size.
> UH OH....DELORES IS HUNGRY AGAIN!

This movie looks like an ungodly abomination. Is this supposed to be for kids? I'm glad I already don't believe in dinosaurs.

>>212455893
>This movie looks like an ungodly abomination
The dinosaurs are supposed to be mutants.
also, climate change is bad and white men are evil

>>212455432 (OP)
Nobody cares about your company's shitty movie, shill

>>212455889
Get a compy. Compies love everyone.

There are 2 of them, incel.

>>212456327
hefty pair

>>212455432 (OP)
SARS I POST AGAIN SARS

>>212456364
>AGAIN

>>212455432 (OP)
It doe not matter- only an autistic loser would obsess over such trivial details

>>212456422
same dino (there's only one giant retardasaurus)

For me, it's the Mosasaurus.

imagine hiring
> INDIAN CONTRACTORS
and not
> having communication problems (cant understand them / the refuse to listen to anyone)
> assurances that they will meet timelines
> CGI product is shit
> requiring endless hours going behind them to micro managing them
> indians still fuck it up bloddy bitch

just finished this slop
well that was uneventful
d rex is only in it at the end and the very beginning and moves in slow motion. zero danger

>>212456556
>moves in slow motion
he's mentally and physically disabled. Its so gross for you to punch down like that

>>212456327
Wish she had stayed in that white tanktop the entire movie.

>>212455432 (OP)
there's two of them

>>212456556
I don't even understand why created new dinos for the film.
The little ones act exactly like raptors and the big D acts like a Rex.

>>212456734
uh how else are we gonna sell more toys, geek? think of the merch. dont you want the cute little triceratops with no horns?

>>212456734
new toys

>>212455432 (OP)
>godzilla size
i dont think so

>>212455432 (OP)
>>212455666
>>212455822
>>212456422
>>212456447
>>212456511
Was JJ Abrams associated with this, it looks exactly like something that dicknosed hack would come up with

>>212456811
the original 54 godzilla, dorkinstein

>>212456734
I only just realized that they said that all of the dinos on the island are failed experiments but then they have normal ass looking Rex.
Was the swimming variant of the Spino supposed to be a mutant even though we know the Spino was adapted for water?

>>212456900
'14 mogs

>>212456734
Because NOBODY CARES ABOUT DINOSAURS ANYMORE DINOSAURS ARE LAME THAT US WHY WE HAVE TO MAKE THESE FREAK MUTANTS
They have been repeating this bullshit since jw1 like they expect each film to flop

Looks like they wanted to make a monster/Kaiju movie and just slapped the Jurassic Park IP on top of some producers generic idea

>>212456997
I didn't like Dominion very much but they set up a decent concept with dinos in a major city and then completely failed to capitalize on it. And now Rebirth basically said
>nah that never happened they all died off screen lmfao

>>212456997
>like they expect each film to flop
Every one of those made over a billion.
People like the freak dinosaurs.

>>212456997
>WHY WE HAVE TO MAKE THESE FREAK MUTANTS
OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE GENETICALLY MODIFIED DINOSAURS,BRO? I MEAN LOOK AT HOW MASSIVE THEY ARE. RIPPED AND VEINY. YOU JUST KNOW THEIR COCKS ARE JUST BATTLESHIPS AMIRITE? IMAGINE IF,LIKE, THEIR DONG SLAPPED YOU IN THE FACE AND IT TRIGGERED AN EJACULATION. YOU WOULD SO DROWN,BRO

she cute

>>212456997
>>212457122
The movies have this bizarre morality where killing the "normal" dinos is seen as a bad thing but killing the mutant monster freaks is fine.
That's why I think they keep putting them in the movies desu.
Even the original trilogy was adverse to anyone gunning down the dinos despite being hunted by them.

>>212457222
>she cute
what about that face?
yikes

>>212455432 (OP)
That's way smaller than even the smallest Godzilla. Head isn't even bigger than a helicopter.

>>212457222
distracting...

>>212457234
>killing the mutant monster freaks is fine.
GloboCorpo cut a check for $20M for the most elite PMC team
> that didn't bring ANY weapons with them
nobody is killing shit on this mission BUT WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME FRESH MINT ALTOIDS?

>>212455432 (OP)
the plan is for godzilla to fight this thing in a later movie

is Jurassic park even about dinos anymore?

>>212457290
the caboose makes up for it

>>212457342
They had like a super tranq machine gun early in the movie but I guess they only brought one because it disappeared when the guy got killed for trying to defend the boat. (the movie acts like this is a bad thing btw)

>>212457342
>autistic anon still seething over obligatory product placement in a summer hollywood flick

>>212457490
>snickers
>nike shoes

>>212457490
Not him
I didn't care so much about the Altoids because I expected them to have some payoff eventually (they didn't)
But when they stepped into a 17 year old gas station with a ton of chips and candy in perfect condition, with modern labels and still on the shelves I rolled my eyes really hard
Did the workers on the island just get shipments of that crap all the time? Spared no expense I guess.
Cant' believe it's not a Sony movie

>>212457490
>obligatory

>>212457405
>a super tranq machine gun
effective range: my ass

>>212457600
>But when they stepped into a 17 year old gas station with a ton of chips and candy in perfect condition, with modern labels and still on the shelves I rolled my eyes really hard
I didnt even notice any of that because I was too busy paying attention to the loli and chicken wingasaurus

>>212457662
>I didnt even notice any of that

>>212457662
>didnt even notice any of that

>>212457600
The only reason that gas station is in the movie is so they can have a scene with some product placement in it. It makes 0 fucking sense to have a standard american gas station on an island only occupied by some bio-genetic researchers.

>>212456997
No, the Freak Mutants exist because Universal can copyright and trademark them for merchandising. Slapping a JP brand onto a normal dinosaur isn't enough when toy companies will just rip off Jurassic Park's normal dinosaur designs for toys anyways. Pic related.

>>212457699
>modern prices
embarrassing

>>212457662
>didnt even notice

>>212457662
>notice

>>212457752
Modern labels too. Negative effort put into it.

>>212457662
>paying attention

>>212456947
>Was the swimming variant of the Spino supposed to be a mutant even though we know the Spino was adapted for water?
My headcanon is that when InGen made them for the first time, that they were considered failures because they didn't look like the Spinosaurus as depicted in contemporary science (A long snouted T-Rex with a sail). Remember, in universe, these were made in the 1980's. The Spinosaurus in JP-III was their attempt to "fix" the animal.

>>212457662
>attention

>>212457662
>I didnt even notice

>>212457749
Don't talk shit about the Papo Dinosaurs. They're good fucking quality.

>>212455432 (OP)
can't even tell what I'm looking at

>>212457871
That's an interesting idea. So interesting in fact that I'm sure the retarded writers of Stillbirth didn't even consider it.

>>212457884
>julio for the 4th time get the label side to the camera you twat

>>212457923
Didn't say they were bad (though Papo Rex getting spammed everywhere as a stock dinosaur image is annoying), just saying that Papo Rex is literally based on this one image.

Was the D-Rex made by the original InGen team or by Masrani?
It says "17 years ago" so I assume that it was meant to be the Masrani Corporation (Jurassic World takes place in 2015, so 2009 makes sense) but there are big InGen logos in the background
It couldn't have been in the 90s because the tech was too faux modern...

>>212457290
She's hot, you must be a fag or something.

>>212458059
Masrani was InGen's parent company.

>>212458104
So InGen still existed as of Jurassic World?

>>212458131
Yes, the park was under their day to day management in the first Jurassic World movie.

>>212458228
Gotcha. I'll have to rewatch it at some point.

>>212455432 (OP)
so schizos like you could start pintless threads on /tv/

>>212457749
yeah as if children buy mutabon toys instead of t. rex ones. wake up sweety, the JP brand is too powerful

The token evil corporate character was so weird. From his first scene it was obvious he was gonna be the heartless, evil human villain who would be eaten by a dino at the end, but it looked like they were building him to become less callous as the film went on (he was bonding with the main characters, observed the titanosaurs with awe contrary to his first scene when he couldn't care any less about the dying sauropod and looked like he was gonna regret not helping the girl in the ship), only for him to be the same token evil corporate Jurassic Park character we have seen in all the other movies.

this is not a /ck/ thread please stay on topic

>>212457699
>>212457725
>>212457772
>>212457808
Why does this trigger Indians so much?

>>212458555
I don't even blame him for the girl falling overboard.
The ship was listing and he was trying not to fall himself.
The entire thing is filmed to make him way more sympathetic than he should be.

the fuck is a d-rex?

>>212459105
Honestly he didn't do anything really evil except not helping the girl and escaping at the end with the blood samples, but by that point I don't blame him since the chances of survival were slim.

>>212459245
New baddy dinosaur that can change its size at will

>first half
This is solid. At least JP2 tier.

>second half
Holy fuck is this boring.

>>212459245
dick rex

>>212459285
>>212459378
the fuck?

>>212455432 (OP)
dropped so hard. fuck this shit.

>>212459356
>first half is good even though its just talking and not on the island

>>212459432
By first half I mainly mean the mesosaur and the t-rex in the river. And by second half I mainly mean the stuff with the mutas.

>>212459474
thats the last 15 mins lol

>>212459060
>Why does this trigger Indians so much?
the cointelpajeet doesn't understand himself.

Indians did the CGI
Indians are shills for Disney
> posts showing what a shit fraud this movie is are
INDIANS....
lol....nice try Kumar

>>212459617
the stuff with the pterosaurs is pretty boring too desu

>>212459677
why were all the dinos so slow this time? d rex was literally going for a stroll
rex was like meh i could eat idc

>>212456624
it's not punching down, the average 4chan poster is a drooling downs syndrome retard

>>212455889
Dolores and ScarJo’s tits were the only good parts of the movie

>>212458059
the ingen people in Rebirth were experimenting new shit for Jurassic World sometimes before 2010. Big pharma clearly says in Rebirth that the audience of the park got easily tired of "classic" dinos. D-rex is basically the retarded cousin of Indominus

>>212457367
>imagine living in Kinocity

The helicopter is tiny.

>>212457259
bottom comparison isn't right. Look at the creature's claws, they're the same size as the dude in the foreground.

>>212459245
Distortus Rex, a T. rex that somehow came out as a Cloverfield Monster in the failed cloning process