Thread 212458156

>the villain was product placement and corporate greed
Kinda on the nose, aye?

>>212458156 (OP)
What in the Gears of War: 2 lambent Brumak is this thing?

>>212458306
Capotalism dino

>>212458156 (OP)
fuck am i looking at? why did they make that what was the point? whoever designed that 100% worked on cloverfield there's no need for those arms

>>212458156 (OP)
very true sir. i only redeem the superman now sir

>>212458576
jesus christ can we ban superman faggots fucking up every thread?

That's been the at the very least a subplot of every Jurassic Park movie, greed is even in 3 with the guy stealing the eggs. It's a little ironic at this point if it ever wasn't ironic to begin with

>>212458643
stop being racist against kind indians sir. we are most power country now sir

Dinoxenomorph?

>>212458774
OP is a dumb zoomer and this is the first Jurassic movie hes ever watched

>>212458643
Superman is very scary saars

>>212458519
Botched T. rex clone

>dr.pepper
>hineken
enjoy your top notch beverage, my king.

>>212459194
when it closes its mouth
> its a massive throbbing veiny cock with a mushroom head
WHAT IS MY DAUGHTER DOING WITH THAT TOY???

>>212458156 (OP)
WTF Disney

damn just like the last 6 movies

>>212458519
>>212458156 (OP)
>>212459194
For me its the remote control Track N Chomp Distorus Rex

would it have killed ScarJo to take a month to get in shape for this film? she looked disgusting

>STILL melting down over product placement
Mental illness

>>212458156 (OP)
who the fuck crunches altoids

>>212458306
It’s a rex crossed with a rancor and a xenomorph. It gets free because of a Snickers wrapper but decides to just stay in its open enclosure for seventeen years, seems to be genuinely retarded, and can completely change size at random depending on the requirements of the scene. It’s also barely in the film, appearing briefly in the opening scene and for two minutes at the end, and is only there so they can put a big new monster in the trailer

>>212462956
Good guy! Buy and consume product like on the big screen!!! Happy mindless sheeple!

>>212458519
they make mutant dinosaurs now because they can make the merchandise exclusively under their intellectual property
they can’t copyright a t rex but can copyright a d rex

>>212463428
The Jurassic Park T-Rex isnt copyrighted? Anyone can use it?

>>212463858
Yes, the most popular stock image of a T. rex on the internet is an unlicensed toy by Papo based on the ending of the original Jurassic Park.
As popular as Jurassic Park's toyline has been for 30 years, they've always had to compete against generic dinosaur toys.

>>212463858
How would they say it's the Jurassic Park T-rex they're using specifically and not just "An accurate t-rex" like Sue here.

>>212463858
you can’t copyright a dog bro

>>212464199
>>212464253
The Jurassic Park T-Rex has an iconic look and i would've thought would be enough to be considered a character.

>>212464574
how does it look different compared to other t rexes?

Just got done seeing it. It's honestly amazing how fucking fucking vapid and empty this movie is. The only reason I'm placing it above Dominion is because Gareth Edwards is a better director than Trevorrow.

>>212464733
Eyes and body proportions

>>212458156 (OP)
There was always product placement in these flicks. Yes even the first movie had it too. Rebirth isn't new, you're just a stupid attention seeking nigger.

>>212458156 (OP)
what star wars movie is this monster from

>>212463858
Correct. Even something like the frilled dilophosaur is not protectable and has appeared in countless non Jurassic Park associated games and toys, despite being the brainchild of Michael Chrichton with no other precedent

>>212462859
It's kind of cute

>>212458156 (OP)
>be D-Rex
>do absolutely nothing

>>212462918
Her tits were huge, she looked fine.

>>212464803
Dominion was better, it had characters I cared about and the Giganotosaurus and Therizinosaurus were more entertaining than Mutadons and D-Rex.