Thread 212459648

why is she so based bros?

>>212459648 (OP)
she aged so badly

>>212459648 (OP)
She aged amazingly

>>212459686
>>212459706
Would still unzip

She looks so Polish.
>>212459686
Maybe because she has Polish ancestry. All Polish women are blond bombshells when young, but age terribly.

>>212459648 (OP)
I used to see women like this all the time in bars

>>212459648 (OP)
I watched both of them in theater. Pure cinema

She saw it from underneath

>>212459648 (OP)
She’s the very epitome of based!!!

>>212459795
>falsehood

>>212459795
My cousin was that one cousin that you still wanted to bone even though she was your cousin. Now I'm watching her reach her forties and turn into a combination of her father and being babushka bombed like our grandmother who looked like picrel

>>212459947
I'm sorry about your cousins low jpg resolution

>>212459686
>>212459795
She only looks bad by hollywood standards because she's minimally bogged. She's also pretty down to earth about being old and busted. Would raise 1.5 children with her.

>>212459947
>Trying way too hard to the point of cringe

>>212459914
I concur! She’s super based.

>>212459648 (OP)
what a qt, too bad she likes booze a little too much and that ruined her

>>212460281
I don't know man, she looks like a normal 40+ year old woman to me, plus she doesn't sound insufferable but reasonable instead.

>>212459648 (OP)
aw what? middle aged women aren't interested in marvel, even after all the inane pandering they did to that cohort? weird.

>>212459947
You're only supposed to look young when young anyways. Blacks and yellows are always bragging that they look younger but they don't look good in the first place.

>>212459686
Compared to the circus that is Hollywood with all the plastic surgery and al the bog she aged the best. Billy Eilish looks not that much better despite being half Dunst age.

>>212460134
She did not like him. Its kinda crazy how she married a fat albino when literally every man wanted her.

She aged like a normal woman. Not a weird bogged out hollywood zombie. It's refreshing to see. Her and her husband are cool with me.

>>212460371
You don't have to become a fat fucking piece of shit either. Nordic women excluding Finland do very well in this sense. I visit Sweden multiple times a year and there's more MILFs than any other country just because they stay fit.

>>212460060
>want to bone your hot cousin
>trying too hard to impress with wanting to bone your (formerly) hot cousin
You have strange values anon.

>>212459686
>>212459706
Her breasts aged so amazingly

>>212460514
Gotta stay fit if you're going to escape the rape gangs

>>212459686
I still think he's hot.

>>212460681
This.

>>212460732
Just don't be poor and live in nigger ghettos and you'll be good. Just like God Blessed America(TM).

>>212459648 (OP)
She made her money, didn’t blow it on dumb shit, so she can live an easy life and take on projects she likes.

>>212460879
Wait the wall looks like THAT?

>>212460879
>>212461028
Melancholia was 14 years ago.

>>212461041
I'd still suck on 'em.

>>212461041
op was a faggot, what a surprise

Reminder that this doofus gets to plow her every night.

>>212459795
>Dunst's father is German, originally from Hamburg, and her American mother is of German and Swedish descent
Take your meds retard

>>212461099
i wonder how many drunk bitches he pulled by convincing them he was matt damon?

>>212460879
You're probably getting a 3 day vacation when trannyjanny sees this. Thank you for your service, Anon.

>>212461041
Still would

>>212461099
Good for him, it's like Paul Bettany where they took their shot and it worked out

>>212459686
I give high marks to any actress who doesn't bog herself at 40 and so should you.

>>212460879
WOAH..... NOW THAT IS ACTING!!!!!!!!!!

>>212459648 (OP)

i know it sounds crazy but not wanting to see childrens movies used to be standard for middle aged adults

>>212461173
kek, he looks nothing like him. Those girls would have to be really fucking drunk.

>>212460879
what was the point of this scene?

>>212461476

aside from its high artistic value, this scene was cruicial for the plot dev..who the fuck are kiddin, lars von trier just wanted to show her titties

>>212461476
It's the end of the world and she is skinny dipping and cheating just to pass the time. It's a total breakdown of human society.

>>212460106
that bounce, that jiggle, is why roasties are trying to raise the age of consent to 30

>>212460879
>Mother, may I?
>Mommy, may I?
>Mommy, baby needs milk?
>MOMMY GIBS BABY MILKIE!

>>212459648 (OP)
>worst MJ
>based outside character

>>212461099
Myatt Daymon won life

So many women need to shave.

>>212462033
yep

>>212461196
Kirsten Dunst is in my generation. We grew up and actually became adults. I think we might have been the last generation to successfully do so. Now Zoomies stay in state of arrested development, sitting around as half-kids and half-adults, living with their parents until age 30 (if not longer), watching Nickelodeon and Disney shows like Bluey and Blue's Clues, getting excited for super hero movies that are the same basic plot over and over again, refusing to get driver's licenses and having mom chauffer them around, eating "adult" happy meals, and refusing to mature. As someone just a little bit older, it's terrifying to see. I want gen-z young adults to begin to mature and start taking on adult responsibilities. Society is counting on this to happen.

>>212459686
She is still sexy and id cream pie her right now

>>212460106
Me in the background, yall!

>>212462651
>I think we might have been the last generation to successfully do so.
I didn't because I was from a poor family.

>>212459686
She is only 43. Wasnt she on rehab for drug booze addiction?

>>212459795
East germs and polacks look alike

>>212460879
Thank you

>>212462651

it got worse with every generation, with millenials it really became noticeable

>>212460879
>shaved pits
>no treasure trail

>>212462518
You're indian/south american
Reply if angry and brown

>>212462651
idk how someone can type all this up and not immediately delete it all out of shame
you sound like such a gigantic faggot that watches fox news

>>212459686
At least she's natural and not 50% plastic. No big=automatic +10 appeal

>>212462651
>living with their parents until age 30
Rent actually is expensive, faggot

>>212462651
Nah mate, we just realize it's over and are waiting for the inevitable collapse. Just enjoying the ride. You destroyed the world, don't expect us to fix it for free while you sit on your fat fucking ass.

>>212462651
i dropped out of the rat race because it's beneath me, i couldn't give less of a fuck that 40y/o boomers are pissing and shitting that they won't get to retire lmao

>>212462789
Do you still live at home, anon? Are you neeting?

>>212460879
oh my gawd

>>212462996
Yeah. I could tell it was a thing when I was young. I had trouble making the transition from adolescence to real adulthood. I ended up having to join the military to successfully do it. So it was definitely going on back around the year 2000. It's gotten even worse since then. It's a legitimate social issue and I never hear it talked about besides on 4chan.

>>212463264
Stop watching cartoons and get a job.

>>212463328
Get a roommate or two, you lazy fuck.

>>212459686
have sex

>>212459648 (OP)
>this made boomers cum uncontrollably

It’s either wall or answer the call. Cruel world.

>>212461099
>doofus
He's handsome and talented, he's just always in terrible physical condition. If he got his shit together physically he'd be a fucking a stud.

>>212463599
dude because of artificial scarcity a handful of people own everything and charge 20x as much for it now as they did 5 years ago but just live with 10 other people in a gay little pillbox apartment
haha, i know, i know, but i'm just not doing it, haha
i know you want to retire and live in to your 80s off my dime, but i'm just not doing it haha
i'm just gonna spend the prime of my life as an unrepentant hedonist then kill myself when i get bored, and most of my friends are doing the same haha

>>212462651
Gen Z either shout or mumble to socialize. They don't have a circuit for "normal conversation at normal speaking volume." It's fucking creepy because none of them notices it in each other.

I liked when she did that actress roundtable thing and basically contradicted the other women saying it's difficult to work with women directors. she said she's worked with so fucking many and it's easy if you just seek it out. Julianna Margulies looked pissed

>>212463731
>If he got his shit together physically he'd be a fucking a stud.
No need for that anymore because he got his dream girl and is a millionaire.

>>212463911
he looked like he was in pretty good shape about a year ago

>>212459686
she looks better than 90% of hollywood women and doesn't look like she's half plastic now which is frankly a miracle

>>212464108
Nice titties.

>>212461099
>>212463731
this is them from last week. looks like kirsten got him on the 'zempic. Must feel good to be a guy losing weight and know that your girl got with you when you were a fatass so loves you either way.

>>212459648 (OP)
Why is not liking or not watching marvel movies a character trait now?
People take so much pride in the fact that they don't watch them, only for these same people to watch shitty corpo product anyway, makes no sense
Yeah comic book movies suck, but so do most movies and I guarantee the average person isn't watching deep philosophical/analytical/emotional/thought-provoking films everyday

>>212465014
Fuck him then. Hope she leaves him.

>>212465014
Good for them. He was pretty huge in that miniseries with Elizabeth Olsen.

>>212460017
>1.5 children
From what eggs?

>>212459686
She'd still look pretty good if she slimmed down a little.

>>212459686
Agree

>>212465304
Hope drugs leave you a vegetable.

I wish Yorgos would throw her a bone and put her in one of his movies too. I think she'd fit in well

>>212459686
>she aged so badly
She looks the same. She was never that pretty and always had that "I'm a sad bitch who's addicted to abusive relationships" face.

>>212465014
did she get rid of her boobs or are they just somehow hidden well in that dress?

>>212467048
>always had that "I'm a sad bitch who's addicted to abusive relationships" face.
And this is a bad thing why?

>>212467093
Oh, the sex is probably great. Until one day you get arrested for domestic abuse.

>>212462651
>stay in state of arrested development, sitting around as half-kids and half-adults, living with their parents until age 30 (if not longer), refusing to get driver's licenses
hey thats me
>tfw 33, living with parents, have drivers license but have never owned or driven a car on my own and not in 7 years