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Anonymous No.212469652 >>212469668 >>212469701 >>212469708 >>212469809 >>212469850 >>212469936 >>212470208 >>212470281 >>212470342 >>212471219 >>212471444 >>212471470 >>212471629 >>212471868 >>212472420 >>212473557
First reactions are coming out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HCQvTWu90s

>too many jokes
>too much screen time for the other super heroes
>not enough Superman
>tone was all over the place
>good action scenes
>Krypto was actually great
Anonymous No.212469668
>>212469652 (OP)
Sounds like a great, wholesome flick that will easily make a billie.
Seethe.
Anonymous No.212469701
>>212469652 (OP)
>good action scenes
I doubt it.
Anonymous No.212469708
>>212469652 (OP)
>>good action scenes
Are you sure?
Every scene with action in it looks like stable diffusion slop.
Anonymous No.212469733
Yep, sounds like the average James Gunn movie. It'll probably be a good James Gunn movie but not a good Superman movie.
Anonymous No.212469789 >>212469831 >>212470000 >>212470040 >>212470169 >>212470181 >>212470562 >>212471187 >>212472012 >>212472563 >>212475168 >>212475242
our girl loved it
Anonymous No.212469809 >>212469856 >>212469936
>>212469652 (OP)
he also says
>Corenswet was great
>Dynamic between Superman and Lois was great
>Justice Gang is great and funny, but too much of them
>Mr. Terrific is great
>Movie has a lot of heart, but sometimes undercut by comedy
>Hoult as Lex is great
>3rd act is great, but movie wasn't as consistent as he hoped
>Best action scenes in a Superman movie thusfar
Anonymous No.212469831
>>212469789
what did armond white say?
Anonymous No.212469850 >>212470040 >>212470057 >>212470098 >>212470161 >>212471435
>>212469652 (OP)
this guy is an RT critic
Anonymous No.212469856
>>212469809
He probably praised dozens of other random crap Marvel movies. Critics have no standards when it comes to superhero movies these days.
Anonymous No.212469908 >>212469931 >>212469983 >>212470072 >>212470238 >>212475197 >>212475259
Anonymous No.212469913 >>212470107 >>212471476
It wasn't smart to give Gunn creative control over DC. He generally only has 1 schtick he sticks to and seeing this same shit again and again will get tiring. Joss Whedon was beloved around the time of Avengers 1 but now his writing is mocked and his influence reviled. Gunn will be similar as the formula of his writing is obvious and repetitive, and his newer films look like TV commercials. I don't think the tide is turning on Gunn yet, but seeing this same shit over and over for most DC films/TV will make people sick of his M.O. fast.
Anonymous No.212469931 >>212469983 >>212470040 >>212470103 >>212470238 >>212472253 >>212475164
>>212469908
Anonymous No.212469936
>>212469652 (OP)
>>212469809
Yeah, i will totally trust this youtuber who was given an early access
Anonymous No.212469979 >>212470054 >>212472191
Anonymous No.212469983 >>212470123
>>212469908
>>212469931
Such exaggerated glazing is always bad and cringe. These retards should've learned how to make better and more credible reviews by now.
Anonymous No.212470000
>>212469789
She liked Morbius. She's a professional shill. She either likes everything and has made a career out of it, or she just lies because being a funko critic and hype up movies is a good and easy job.
Anonymous No.212470005 >>212470041 >>212470148
why is every glowing review including stuff like "not without its flaws" and "it's not perfect"
Anonymous No.212470028 >>212470807 >>212471523
Anonymous No.212470040
>>212469789
>it's not perfect
>>212469850
>not without flaws
>>212469931
>i have my nitpicks
Sounds like they are tiptoeing around the fact it's not super amazing while still being positive enough to be invited to future advanced screenings.
Anonymous No.212470041 >>212470085
>>212470005
They have to include that or they won’t get paid
Anonymous No.212470044 >>212470128 >>212470180 >>212471739 >>212472214
Anonymous No.212470054
>>212469979
He needs the WHOLE LOAD?
Anonymous No.212470056 >>212470106
Anonymous No.212470057
>>212469850
i love me some throughlines
Anonymous No.212470072 >>212470124
>>212469908
This review feels like it was written by an AI.
Anonymous No.212470085 >>212470215
>>212470041
it seems weird, when you describe a movie you love you don't bother to say "it has flaws" you just say the good things you like about it
Anonymous No.212470098
>>212469850
>alphabet soup name
I didn’t even bother reading the rest
Anonymous No.212470103
>>212469931
>extrodanry
kek
America's cooked.
Anonymous No.212470105
i want to believe
Anonymous No.212470106 >>212470129 >>212470223 >>212470884 >>212470936 >>212470957 >>212475247
>>212470056
Why didn't Gunn just make a movie about his origins?
Anonymous No.212470107
>>212469913
Should have given dc to James Wan even if he isn’t white
Anonymous No.212470123
>>212469983
>glazing
I just don’t care for this term
Anonymous No.212470124
>>212470072
Many of those reviews probably are
Anonymous No.212470128 >>212475669
>>212470044
lol wasnt it originally supposed to be some kind of episodic movie?
Anonymous No.212470129 >>212470225 >>212470436
>>212470106
we have seen the origin story 7 times
Anonymous No.212470132 >>212470619 >>212475281
Remember Wonder woman 1984 was in the 90s before it got destroyed by the real critics . Give it time. Superman will get its rotten score.
Anonymous No.212470148
>>212470005
Very few films are flawless even if they are good movies
Anonymous No.212470161
>>212469850
> indians on RT
it's over.
Anonymous No.212470169 >>212470206 >>212472399
>>212469789
literally, figuratively, and metaphysically whomst
Anonymous No.212470180
>>212470044
I like the idea of a super hero movie being episodic but I don’t know if Gunn pulled it off
Anonymous No.212470181 >>212470375
>>212469789
>This is the BEST Superman movie to date
If we're talking strictly live action, Reeve's first three are never going to be topped.
If we're allowed to factor in animated movies than she's even more full of shit.
Anonymous No.212470194 >>212470270 >>212470400 >>212470429
Anonymous No.212470206
>>212470169
retarded roastie this board worships
Anonymous No.212470208
>>212469652 (OP)
Everything I've seen about this movie feels like it was pitched as "what if Superman were millennial core", so I won't be surprised if it does well with critics, as most online critics, specially the ones specialized in super hero movies and big blockbusters are millennials themselves, but they are no longer the main demographic for theaters. What I'm curious about is how young people will react to to it. I think a lot of what may come off as earnest and heartful for millennials will come off as cringe and performative for zoomers.
Anonymous No.212470215
>>212470085
theyre saying it so when the truth comes out they can say "yep I agree I had those problem too I am a legit critic" but ITS GREAT WB PLEASE STILL PAY ME
Anonymous No.212470219
is it over snyderbros?
Anonymous No.212470223
>>212470106
It’s been 80 years already . I think we got the basics
Anonymous No.212470225 >>212470243 >>212470317
>>212470129
Yeah because it's the best Superman story there is and also serves as a perfect beginning. There's a reason so many of the most beloved Superman stories are of his origin. Plus, there's still so much you can do that hasn't been done in a movie yet.
Anonymous No.212470238
>>212469908
>made me so damn happy
>>212469931
>left me with giant happy
yeah totally organic. Fucking disgusting zogbots
Anonymous No.212470239
I can already see it. if this movie has a big opening weekend, Snyder loyalists are going to start saying: "It'll have a massive 2nd weekend drop."
Anonymous No.212470243 >>212470379
>>212470225
>There's a reason so many of the most beloved Superman stories are of his origin
what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.212470256 >>212470453 >>212470499
Why do NPCs consider early reviews seriously? All early reviewers are incentivized to give positive reviews or else they're blacklisted from earpy screenings. People shoud just ignore those prostitute motherfuckers.
Anonymous No.212470262
>Superman soars!
Does DC give them all the same talking point?
Anonymous No.212470270
>>212470194
>stupid quips
>huge cast that do nothing
>no plot
sounds great
Anonymous No.212470281
>>212469652 (OP)
>Krypto was actually great
YESSSSS, I'm so happy that the heckin doggo is the bestest boy!!!!
Anonymous No.212470286
Anonymous No.212470304 >>212470390
>RT approved critic who normally gave Flash 2 stars
SNYDERJEETS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
Anonymous No.212470317 >>212470379
>>212470225
>There's a reason so many of the most beloved Superman stories are of his origin.
What ? It’s mostly quickly covered in the comics to get to Superman doing super stuff
I guess you could count Smallville tv show as an extended origin
Anonymous No.212470342
>>212469652 (OP)
>if you were concerned it was going to be too much GOTG, too much joking around, then be concerned
lol superman dance off confirmed
Anonymous No.212470360 >>212470388
Looking good boys!
Anonymous No.212470375 >>212470410
>>212470181
Superman 3 is dogshit.
Anonymous No.212470379 >>212470567 >>212470651 >>212470687 >>212470788 >>212475629
>>212470243
>>212470317
The majority of the most acclaimed/iconic Superman stories are either of his origin or of his end.
Just to name a few
>Birthright
>Last Son of Krypton
>The Movie
>Byrne's Man of Steel
>Morrison's Action Comics
>Secret Origin
And there's so much that could be taken from these stories that still isn't in film yet.
Anonymous No.212470388
>>212470360
>Pls watch this!!!
Anonymous No.212470390
>>212470304
>Guardiansed
The only thing i needed to know to not watch this shit
Anonymous No.212470400
>>212470194
>Gunn was never going to please everyone
Confirmed flop.
Anonymous No.212470410 >>212470460
>>212470375
It's not worse than anything that came after it except for Returns, Returns is better
Anonymous No.212470414 >>212470583 >>212470619
The real critics will kill Superman. Give it time. These are the fluff critics. Give it a few hours and Superman will have a rotten score.
Anonymous No.212470429 >>212470560
>>212470194
>Gunn shows such a deep understanding of what Superman should represent in 2025
I've seen this mentioned several times now and yet every impression I get is that Gunn has made Superman a redditor.
Anonymous No.212470436 >>212470467
>>212470129
I literally havent seen his origin. I got a rough idea but i never seen it. Feels weird that i have to watch other supermen films to fully understand
Anonymous No.212470437 >>212470648 >>212472499
What will they think of it?
Anonymous No.212470453
>>212470256
Because you can still mine sufficient information from what they say. If you know they’re dishonest glazers then you can assume the opposite of their opinion.
Anonymous No.212470460
>>212470410
>spoiler
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIMbqMmkZCI
Anonymous No.212470467
>>212470436
he's an alien that looks human who lands on a farm as a baby and is raised by two good Kansas hillbilly farmers to be a good boy. that's it.
Anonymous No.212470489 >>212470580
We await the Jeremy Jahns review, the only one that matters
Anonymous No.212470499
>>212470256
Yeah. Every single comic book movie get rave first impressions. People even hyped WW84 and The Flash.
Anonymous No.212470515 >>212470622 >>212470668 >>212470706 >>212470730 >>212471007 >>212472320 >>212472990 >>212475221 >>212475357 >>212475981
why does /tv/ want it to fail so badly?
Anonymous No.212470543 >>212470582
Anonymous No.212470560
>>212470429
I have the exact same impression. I'll still may pirate it and give it a chance in a couple months, but it really looks like the whole take here is what if Supermen were a heckin redditor.
Anonymous No.212470562
>>212469789
>When james gunn gets out of the way and let his work speak for itself

wtf does that even mean
Anonymous No.212470567
>>212470379
Those are all lame besides the 1978 Superman movie and only the first part is his origin story
No one liked Grant’s action comic run either . Everyone preferred All Star Superman
Anonymous No.212470580
>>212470489
He'll automatically like it because he's a James Gunn fanboy.
Anonymous No.212470582 >>212470667 >>212470688 >>212470738 >>212471621
>>212470543
>needing to know every characters backstory
what started this phenomenon?
Anonymous No.212470583 >>212470661
>>212470414
Salty Sanjay getting desperate
Anonymous No.212470619
>>212470414
>>212470132
Jesus dude, give it a rest
Anonymous No.212470622 >>212470911
>>212470515
sick of capeshit. if this flops hopefully it means the end.
Anonymous No.212470629
When the score goes rotten im going to laugh so hard
Anonymous No.212470648
>>212470437
Mike will like how corny it is and Jay will compare it to GOTG the whole video.
Anonymous No.212470651 >>212470722
>>212470379

Here are some that don't include the origin:
>Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
>All Star (well, there's ONE page)
>Kingdom Come
>What's so Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way
>Peace on Earth
>For All Seasons
>For The Man Who Has Everything
Anonymous No.212470661 >>212470692
>>212470583
The only desperate ones are you Gunnshills. Its early now, the night night is young. Let's see how low Superman can go. Remember these are the fluff critics. Real critics are not here yet.
Anonymous No.212470667 >>212470688
>>212470582
It feels like a new thing . I think it’s because movies have to be sold over seas now so you need to over explain everything to insect people (chinks) and poo monkeys
It’s why they have characters give monologues about their feelings instead of allowing the acting / subtext convey meaning to the audience
Anonymous No.212470668 >>212470817
>>212470515
I just want WB to suffer for the decade or so they've been fucking up. Games, movies, tv, they've been on a streak of bad decisions and they haven't been properly punished for their hubris. The execs still trying to make this DCEU shit work is proof that they haven't suffered enough, and this reboot is meant to be their official big comeback. I need it to fail, because this must all end.
Anonymous No.212470687 >>212470869
>>212470379
most of those are not the most acclaimed/iconic Superman stories aside from maybe Birthright. All-Star Superman and Superman For All Seasons are probably his two most acclaimed stories and neither of them feature his origin.
Anonymous No.212470688 >>212470729 >>212470754 >>212470831 >>212472315
>>212470667
>>212470582
This has always been a thing. The common criticism against DC films back in the day is that MCU took its time to introduce and explain the characters giving each one its own movie.
Anonymous No.212470692 >>212470728 >>212470739
>>212470661
Holy shit nigga. I was just joking calling you a pajeet but it turned out to be real
Hahaha I’m sorry man. I didn’t know you were a real Indian . That’s really sad. I feel bad for you. Hopefully in the next life you get to be a white human
Anonymous No.212470706 >>212470741 >>212470768
>>212470515
bitter contrarianism. Feel free to call me a tranny or a jew
Anonymous No.212470722
>>212470651
Around half of those are about Superman's end too.
Anonymous No.212470728 >>212470757
>>212470692
>n-n-nigga I wuz just kidding frfr
No no, that won't work. Just fuck off.
Anonymous No.212470729
>>212470688
I mean like in the last 20 or 30 years . Older movies knew they were mainly going to be watched by humans so you didn’t need to overly explain everything
Anonymous No.212470730 >>212470911
>>212470515
I want to see the death of capeshit. If this was another Snyder movie i would feel the same. I hope that F4 flops too
Anonymous No.212470738 >>212471530
>>212470582
the criticism is about context. There seems to be very little plot or context as to what is happening other than superman fight monster, immigrants good, please clap
Anonymous No.212470739 >>212470821
>>212470692
Nice projection Gunnjeet
Anonymous No.212470741 >>212470768
>>212470706
It’s just Salty Sanjay shitting up the board
Anonymous No.212470754
>>212470688
MCU Spider-man they skipped Peter getting bit
Anonymous No.212470757
>>212470728
I said I’m sorry that you’re Indian. Better luck next life , Sanjay
Anonymous No.212470768 >>212471054
>>212470706
but your indian
>>212470741
also indian
Anonymous No.212470788 >>212475629
>>212470379
>>Morrison's Action Comics
People have memory-holed the New 52.
Anonymous No.212470798
positive reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOOsMSn_JHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve8mtsvwX0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCZ_-BjbY5c
Anonymous No.212470807
>>212470028
>it has HEART
Anonymous No.212470817 >>212470849
>>212470668
It wont. Both MCU and DCU arent goibg anywhere for the next 25 years
Anonymous No.212470821
>>212470739
kek WB is so fucking stupid. Every big studio does this but WB are so stupid they admit it
Anonymous No.212470822 >>212470840 >>212472129
It's over
Anonymous No.212470831 >>212470894
>>212470688
I sort of get it in an ensemble team-up event movie like Justice League or Avengers but like, if a hawk lady with wings shows up I'm not going to wonder what her origin story is or care I just accept she's a hawk lady with wings in this world. I didn't care about Chewbacca's origin story in ANH I just accepted he was some alien that hung around with Han. I wasn't scratching my head wondering what Abe's origin story was in Hellboy I just accepted he was some weird fish dude that worked with their team with just some throwaway line about how they found him.
Anonymous No.212470840
>>212470822
>kumar
kek come on man
Anonymous No.212470849
>>212470817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LOWKVq5sQ
Anonymous No.212470869 >>212470896 >>212470931 >>212471157 >>212471603
>>212470687
>neither of them feature his origin.
Anonymous No.212470884 >>212470945
>>212470106
everyone knows it.
Anonymous No.212470894
>>212470831
>if a hawk lady with wings shows up I'm not going to wonder what her origin story is
Good because Hawkman and Hawklady have the dumbest most inconsistent lore of any major DC characters.
Anonymous No.212470896
>>212470869
I mean feature his origin extensively in any sort of storytelling format. That's one page that would be akin to a 5 second flashback in a movie, not an "origin story".
Anonymous No.212470908 >>212470933 >>212470997 >>212471001 >>212475261 >>212475690
Anonymous No.212470911 >>212471125
>>212470730
>>212470622
then why haven't you been doing the exact same autistic spamming over Fantastic Four?
Anonymous No.212470931
>>212470869
Grant Morrison wants to be Alan Moore so bad
Anonymous No.212470933
>>212470908
movie bob bros we are so back
Anonymous No.212470936
>>212470106
Right? I wanted to see his parents die in a Kryptonian alley, spilling green pearls on the ground in slow motion, yet again
Anonymous No.212470944 >>212470970
Superman has heart, soul, it's funny, made me smile but the movie isn't flawess.
Anonymous No.212470945 >>212471025
>>212470884
What was Smallville's tax policy?
Anonymous No.212470957 >>212470993 >>212471121
>>212470106
Genuine opinion, I think origins for constant reboots are overdone and leave little to no room to make a movie stand out.
Sure, there's some stuff that could be touched on future movies such as explaining Kara, probably more Kryptonian tech or kryptonite, maybe even Brainiac.
Anonymous No.212470970
>>212470944
>ywn be scarjo's toy dino for pusy rubs
Anonymous No.212470993 >>212471086 >>212471088
>>212470957
I assume he's going to do origins with characters that aren't all that known about. But doing an origin story of Superman, Batman or Spider-Man at this point is dumb. Even the MCU skipped Spider-Man's origin story and literally just had him show up in Civil War.

The Supergirl story they're adapting delves into her origin in flashbacks quite a bit so I'm sure it'll be in that movie.
Anonymous No.212470997
>>212470908
If he likes it, that means it's crap.
Anonymous No.212471001
>>212470908
I think I’ll sit this one out. We should deport the Mexicans.
Anonymous No.212471007
>>212470515
ive been sick of capeshit since before endgame and it's the only genre getting press or money.
but now at this point I just want all movies to die.
Anonymous No.212471025
>>212470945
Anonymous No.212471054 >>212471096
>>212470768
>your indian
Nice try ESL-kun
Anonymous No.212471086 >>212471116
>>212470993
>Even the MCU skipped Spider-Man's origin story and literally just had him show up in Civil War.
Literally the only reason they did that is because most of Spider-Man's scenes in Civil War were 100% CGI and made before they cast the role.
They followed that by doing an origin trilogy.
Anonymous No.212471088 >>212471190
>>212470993
>Even the MCU skipped Spider-Man's origin story
Yeah and it feels like after 6 movies Spider-Man has only finally now actually become the character because there hasn't been that Uncle Ben moment.
Anonymous No.212471096
>>212471054
Made just for you saars
Anonymous No.212471116 >>212471213
>>212471086
They skipped his origin in his own movie too.
>origin trilogy
Not really sure it was planned out that way and even if you claim it's an origin trilogy it's not like they show him getting bit by the radioactive Spider, learning his powers, developing his name etc.
Anonymous No.212471121
>>212470957
>leave little to no room to make a movie stand out.
There's only been 2 Superman origin movies. If you can't find a way to make a 3rd stand out then you're the one with the problem.
Anonymous No.212471125
>>212470911
No one seems to be shilling that crap here. Also, the Superman spam was mostly autists calling eachother pajeets
Anonymous No.212471157
>>212470869
This looks pretentious.
Anonymous No.212471181 >>212471208
Yikes...
Anonymous No.212471187
>>212469789
So it's terrible
Anonymous No.212471190 >>212471232 >>212471365
>>212471088
To be fair, with Spiderman is kinda hard because NY and Uncle Ben are integral characters (Yes, I know one is a city) to Spiderman as a whole. Stuff like that can be added to the character without showing it.
You get the gist of superman pretty quickly, Krypton went to shit, Superman was a baby when he was adopted by Mama Kent and Dad Kent, and he ended up becoming superman.
I like how Superman and Lois handled it.
Easy and quickly, in two minutes you get who Superman is
https://youtu.be/IzdkVRZV4vc
Anonymous No.212471208
>>212471181
Looks like an inbred retard, AKA Snyderfag.
Anonymous No.212471213 >>212471262
>>212471116
>They skipped his origin in his own movie too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlsetM_Uy0
>Not really sure it was planned out that way
https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/13/15793892/spider-man-homecoming-trilogy-tom-holland-marvel-sony
Anonymous No.212471219
>>212469652 (OP)
Anonymous No.212471232
>>212471190
I love Hoechin. From Teenwolf to Superman

Shame he couldnt get his chance at the bigscreen. Same as Grant. Maybe multiverse bullshit will bring them in
Anonymous No.212471235 >>212471278
WORST JAMES GUNN PROJECT YET
Anonymous No.212471256
These reviews sound like they were written by something pretending to be human
Anonymous No.212471262 >>212471370
>>212471213
How is your link his origin? Peter already knows all of these things. It's not even exposition it's just a joke, he doesn't answer any of the questions.
Anonymous No.212471274
uh oh gunnbros...
Anonymous No.212471278
>>212471235
Peacemaker is complete dogshit, so the fact Jewperman is rated lower is telling
Anonymous No.212471297
Superman will make a billion dollars.
Anonymous No.212471324
just saw superman, very bad movie, do not see
Anonymous No.212471327
Anonymous No.212471365
>>212471190
something like this is all you need in a movie. If they cant be bothered to develop clark why the fuck should I care about him in the movie. It'll still have 2 hours or him bashing cgi monsters, they couldn't spare 2 minutes to give a genuine backstory
Anonymous No.212471370 >>212471417 >>212471445
>>212471262
>It's not even exposition
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.212471417 >>212471452
>>212471370
90% of the video is Ned asking dumb questions like
>Can you spit venom or lay eggs?
to which Peter replies with annoyance or incredulity.
The only part you could conceivably call exposition is him saying he got bit by a spider. Which I would hardly call showing his origin.
Anonymous No.212471435
>>212469850
PLEASE REDEEM THE SUPERMAN
Anonymous No.212471444
>>212469652 (OP)
dog was always their only safe bet
Anonymous No.212471445
>>212471370
he's right
Anonymous No.212471452 >>212471504
>>212471417
>The only part you could conceivably call exposition is the character telling the audience his origin. Which I would hardly call showing his origin.
It's not showing it, but it's definitely not skipping it.
Anonymous No.212471470 >>212471488
>>212469652 (OP)
>the reactions of the people wer e mixed or even bad
>somehow almost all the shitty critics praise it like no tomorrow
Anonymous No.212471476
>>212469913
Gunn is super good at studio politics
Anonymous No.212471479 >>212471521 >>212471522
I believe in superhero fatigue. Superman will flop at the box office.
Anonymous No.212471488
>>212471470
that's been going on for decades now
Anonymous No.212471504 >>212471603
>>212471452
It basically is though, unless you're considering any passing reference to his origin as not skipping it. In that case, reportedly Superman has a Star Wars style text blurb at the opening that gives a couple sentence explanation on Superman's origin and the trailer clearly has Lex saying he's an alien so by that logic Superman has his origin too.
Anonymous No.212471521 >>212471606
>>212471479
>It will happen for real this time!
I'd believe if it weren't for the fact you dorks have bee crying "superhero fatigue" for the past 15 years
Anonymous No.212471522 >>212471606
>>212471479
Superman will make a billion dollars.
Anonymous No.212471523
>>212470028
sincerity = glum humorless, strength = CGI
Anonymous No.212471530
>>212470738
fighting monsters is like the thing super heroes do, what context do you need
Anonymous No.212471603
>>212471504
>text blurb at the opening that gives a couple sentence explanation on Superman's origin
Innocuous and inoffensive like >>212470869
But if Superman spends three movies becoming Superman, I'll call that an origin trilogy too.
>the trailer clearly has Lex saying he's an alien
I'd be surprised if the villain's motivation/reasoning was left unexplained.
Anonymous No.212471606 >>212471697 >>212471968
>>212471521
>>212471522
You are Gunnshills. Not real people. Superman will flop like any superhero film that is not a event film.
Anonymous No.212471621
>>212470582
Y'know now that I think of it the Justice League show doesn't give origins to half the team. Hawkgirl, Green Lantern and Flash just show up and you accept they're just some other superheroes. Hawkgirl's origin is eventually explained in the final episode of the 2nd season but that's not for a while.
Anonymous No.212471629
>>212469652 (OP)
>>too much screen time for the other super heroes
cause Warners want to use this to backdoor into a 2nd attempt at a multiverse
not doing the work to establish it for a second time
Anonymous No.212471644 >>212471667
Previews are already split

how bad will reviews be when the general public starts? LOL
Anonymous No.212471667 >>212471720 >>212471739
>>212471644
>Previews are already split
Show me one negative reaction.
Anonymous No.212471697 >>212471786
>>212471606
Superman will be so successful you'll kys in shame and embarrassment.
Anonymous No.212471700
Where are we thinking the RT score will land lads? The Snyderjeets are already seething so I'm predicting 80% dead even.
Anonymous No.212471708
crazy how the "negative "reviews are straight from snyderfags
Anonymous No.212471709 >>212471985
>women think it's sexist
so both the woke/anti-woke crowd won't be watching, I think it's over.
Anonymous No.212471720
>>212471667

zsnyfan300 says that it's not a good as some other superhero movies.
Anonymous No.212471739
>>212471667
See >>212470044
Anonymous No.212471745 >>212472675
It's not looking good so far
Anonymous No.212471769
So the whole episodic days of the week thing is real? CRINGE
Anonymous No.212471786
>>212471697
> Superman will be so successful you'll kys in shame and embarrassment.
Keep telling yourself that Gunnshill. In a few more hours. The greatest mixed review flop will kill Gunn's DC univese
Anonymous No.212471868
>>212469652 (OP)
>hand picked reviewers give positive review
Almost like they got paid for this.
Anonymous No.212471968
>>212471606
I legitimately do not care if this movie flops or not. Not like I'm getting any of the box office
Anonymous No.212471985
>>212471709
>cosplays as a political movie without actually having anything meaningful to say
I knew this would be the case when Gunn said that you shouldn't compare his movies similarities to Israel-Palestine because "when I wrote this the Middle Eastern conflict wasn’t happening".
Anonymous No.212471998 >>212472047 >>212472065 >>212472149 >>212472288 >>212472293
Going through twitter and letterboxd the consensus seems to be
>weak first act
>too many characters (should’ve purely centered around Clark, Lois, and Lex)
>Corenswet’s Superman is good but not great. Gets a bit overshadowed whether by other characters or Hoult’s/Brosnahan’s superior acting chops.
>Krypto is the highlight
>Good daily planet
>Tone is very hit and miss (too many jokes that undercut the seriousness)
>action is good
It’s directly compared to gotg which was to be expected. There’s also apparently some 4th wall breaking tier social commentary but nobody has said specifically what it is yet.
Anonymous No.212472012
>>212469789
She's definishly my girl, but she has bad takes.
Anonymous No.212472027 >>212472080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve8mtsvwX0Y

Surprised this guy liked it desu.
Anonymous No.212472047
>>212471998
I'm seeing mostly the same but what I see is praising Corenswet as well along with Lex and Lois, and claiming Mr. Terrific is a standout.
Anonymous No.212472065
>>212471998
>There’s also apparently some 4th wall breaking tier social commentary but nobody has said specifically what it is yet
I imagine it'll be something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxf8-E2v9og
Anonymous No.212472071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j00KbBVcEes
Anonymous No.212472080
>>212472027
> Surprised this guy liked it desu
Why does he hate capeshit or something. Him and his wife look like shills.
Anonymous No.212472129
>>212470822
Jeets are still mad at Gunn's 12ve year old in India remark.
Anonymous No.212472149 >>212472643 >>212475733
>>212471998
>There’s also apparently some 4th wall breaking tier social commentary but nobody has said specifically what it is yet.
It could be the mutant monkeys scene, given the current outrage his statements have caused, in the movie, presumably there's a scene where lex is ordering a group of monkeys to shitpost about superman on the internet.
Anonymous No.212472191
>>212469979
>I NEED THE WHOLE LOAD NOW
only part I believed
Anonymous No.212472214 >>212472241
>>212470044
it's worse than guardians of the galaxy 2? there's no fucking way. that movie is unwatchable.
Anonymous No.212472241 >>212472372
>>212472214
>GOTG2
This is the strangest movie ever I'm convinced people saw a different movie or something because half the people I see claim it's the best Marvel movie ever and the other half say it's complete dogshit.
Anonymous No.212472245
Damn, I guess I'll catch a discount screen the following week.
Anonymous No.212472253
>>212469931
what's the last extrodanry film you saw, /tv/?
Anonymous No.212472288 >>212472321
>>212471998
>the heckin pupperino is the highlight
everyone called it
Anonymous No.212472293 >>212472359
>>212471998
>(too many jokes that undercut the seriousness)
hard pass from me, then. I'm fucking sick of that shit.
Anonymous No.212472315 >>212475821
>>212470688
Lol no it hasn't retard. It started with the MCU. It wasn't "always" a thing. You didn't need to know each individual of a team in an ensemble piece with their own movie before being introduced to them together. A good writer handled everyone well. Capeshit made this nonsense "needed" all of a sudden. Trained the dumbass audience into thinking that was the only way. You being the perfect example
Anonymous No.212472319
Reviews seem mixed. Mixed reviews always mean low tomatoes scores plus superhero fatigue is in full effect. Superman will still flop as foretold. Capeshit will rightfully die soon.
Anonymous No.212472320
>>212470515
Because it's by the piece of shit faggot who made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEsq5GhAvok
Anonymous No.212472321 >>212472376 >>212472393 >>212472674 >>212475293
>>212472288
white scruffy mutts always have the keys to the yard
Anonymous No.212472359 >>212472482
>>212472293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oInuAaltcCc
Anonymous No.212472372
>>212472241
It's the humor. Shit like Taser Face or Drax saying turd can either drive someone up the walls or make them spit coke.
Anonymous No.212472376
>>212472321
>Do you feel incharge
Anonymous No.212472393
>>212472321
>the big black hound KNEELING on his approach
kino
Anonymous No.212472399
>>212470169
You have to go back.
Anonymous No.212472413 >>212472466 >>212472505 >>212476174
What?
Anonymous No.212472420 >>212472457 >>212472546 >>212472585
>>212469652 (OP)
what are snyder fags gonna do when this beats jurassic park's 5 day by a cool 100m?
Anonymous No.212472446 >>212472460 >>212472489 >>212472509 >>212472533 >>212472954 >>212474922
Marvel chads, I'm starting to get nervous.
Anonymous No.212472457 >>212472679
>>212472420
rape your sister bring her to me now
Anonymous No.212472460 >>212472517
>>212472446
it's okay we have the pedro factor
Anonymous No.212472466
>>212472413
Antisemitism will not win any favor from me. Leave /pol/ out of movies.
Anonymous No.212472473
>anti Israel
>leftoids praising it
>Fox News already shilling against it
Box office poison
Anonymous No.212472482
>>212472359
the weirdest part about this whole "haha yeah isn't this superhero stuff silly?" bit that they've been doing for the past 5 years or whatever is that they started doing it AFTER superhero movies were the biggest thing on the planet.
Anonymous No.212472489 >>212472594 >>212472622
>>212472446
Both of them will flop signaling the death of the comicbook movie. Video game movies will take over.
Anonymous No.212472491 >>212472508
Will it beat this score?
Anonymous No.212472499
>>212470437
Best of the Worst broke their brains
Anonymous No.212472505
>>212472413
what age do you suppose this person is?
Anonymous No.212472508
>>212472491
probably not, the only movie of capeshit movie of Gunns that has is TSS and GOTG1. Which is weird imo since I think GOTG2 and GOTG3 are much better than TB. That movie was insanely overhyped.
Anonymous No.212472509
>>212472446
Marvel seems confident. 30 min preview embargo goes live on Supermans opening dat
Anonymous No.212472517
>>212472460
trust in daddy
Anonymous No.212472533
>>212472446
>kike vs spic
LMAO!
Anonymous No.212472546 >>212472610 >>212472679 >>212473245 >>212473513 >>212475900
>>212472420
james gunn doesn't sound too confident about its performance, which would explain this out of nowhere lame attempt to bait rightwingers with the immigration topic, desperately trying to pander to the leftists.
Anonymous No.212472563
>>212469789
dropped
Anonymous No.212472585 >>212472679
>>212472420
> what are snyder fags gonna do when this beats jurassic park's 5 day by a cool 100m?
It won't but knowing you paid shills you alredy knew that.Superman will flop hard.
Anonymous No.212472594 >>212472622
>>212472489
I think western live-action anime adaptation is still the big one.
Video games stories don't work as movies, nobody is playing Zelda for the story, nobody is going to pay to watch that be acted out.
Anonymous No.212472610 >>212472780
>>212472546
WB is on the ropes waiting for this film performance, wtf is Gunn talking about?
Anonymous No.212472622
>>212472594
>>212472489
the only videoslop that makes money are massively popular ones like Minecraft, Mario, etc. We'll never get the video game movie era because the CBM era had even meme characters like Aquaman popping a billy which I doubt we'll ever see with video games.
Anonymous No.212472630
https://xcancel.com/Superman/status/1942457221218222233
Anonymous No.212472643 >>212472654
>>212472149
>lex tortures krypto
>lex's gf cucks him with jimmy
the fuck is gunn's problem
Anonymous No.212472654
>>212472643
lex is a seething bald faggot nothing new
Anonymous No.212472674
>>212472321
Keep putting in that work
Anonymous No.212472675
>>212471745
Rocco bros...
Anonymous No.212472679
>>212472546
>>212472457
>>212472585
snyder faggots, everyone, point and laugh until they learn to be kind.
Anonymous No.212472780
>>212472610
it's a very poor attempt to do damage control, it's obvious for anyone who's chronically online he's full of shit, but for normies, something like this could convince them that superman underperforming wouldn't be the end of the world.
Anonymous No.212472954
>>212472446p
It's going to be f-fine! I-I mean Pedro Pascal will c-carry this movie. Plus he's the new RDJ! R-right?
Anonymous No.212472990
>>212470515
This board is full of russkies and indians. They hate american icons like Superman and want him to fail.
Anonymous No.212473062 >>212473078 >>212473091 >>212475860
>actually had to praise James Gunn

How badly is she seething right now?
Anonymous No.212473078
>>212473062
big blue just brings people together
Anonymous No.212473091
>>212473062
She lives in ny? Looks like a total cockslut in that picture
Anonymous No.212473245 >>212473300 >>212473359 >>212473416
>>212472546
Why cant he just shut the fuck up or take a note from tom cruise? We worked hard on this film, had a great time making it, and we hope you enjoy it. I remember the hype around Jurassic park and lion king or even independence day when part of the promotion were these behind the scenes specials about how these movies were made and youd get super pumped about it
Anonymous No.212473300 >>212473359
>>212473245
Just see how he looks and look at his pedo associations. Inherently a loser despite the movie now having better buzz
Anonymous No.212473359 >>212473394
>>212473245
>>212473300
The cope now is that the ost of the movie has this track that feels very similar to the theme of The Batman movie, so fans are hoping this means Pattinson will be folded into the Superman/DCU nonsense.
Anonymous No.212473394
>>212473359
I dont think it will be good as the batman. So far the trailers look horrid and the only reason id torrent it is to see if there’s actually panty shots or shit like that
Anonymous No.212473416
>>212473245
I agree. But the other half of it is a lot of these “journalists” actively bait the people they interview into saying stupid shit. Half the battle is being smart enough to choose words carefully.
Anonymous No.212473513
>>212472546
>pic

SuperMAN? More like SuperMIDGET.
Anonymous No.212473557
>>212469652 (OP)
Kek snyderjeets ignoring all the great reactions and clinging to one of the only negative reactions. This same reviewer loved jurassic rebirth BTW.
Anonymous No.212474922
>>212472446
The suit looks so trash and lumpy
Anonymous No.212475164
>>212469931
>extrodanry
Anonymous No.212475168
>>212469789
ffs they got to her
Anonymous No.212475197
>>212469908
I hate this bitch so much fucking retard cunt, she was so fucking opinionated on collider back in the day
Anonymous No.212475221
>>212470515
Capeshit fatigue and pedo fatigue
Anonymous No.212475242
>>212469789
Who?
Anonymous No.212475247
>>212470106
Unless it's a different take from the iconic version, it's not really needed.
Anonymous No.212475259 >>212475808
>>212469908
>well-placed humor

Aka marvel humor. Into the trash it goes.
Anonymous No.212475261
>>212470908
>"light,"
Anonymous No.212475281
>>212470132
Wondershit was in th 90s because it was a female character back when we were stuck in "if you criticize it you are misogynist" phase, but it was so bad that it still died.
Anonymous No.212475293
>>212472321
>when the alpha walks in

What a fucking chad.
Anonymous No.212475357
>>212470515
>/tv/
Snydertards
Anonymous No.212475615 >>212475938
so when is the RT score up
Anonymous No.212475629
>>212470379
>>212470788
>>Morrison's Action Comics
That crap was opular just because it was Morrison and the entry point of a new shiny reboot.
Anonymous No.212475669
>>212470128
yes
Anonymous No.212475690
>>212470908
Woketards only see things through the lens of their stupid politics
Anonymous No.212475718
calls or puts?
Anonymous No.212475733
>>212472149
>gunn directly shitting on reddit by calling them actual sandniggers
Anonymous No.212475808
>>212475259
>well placed humor

WHERE IS THE DOG?
WHO?!
THE DOG!
I DON'T KNOW!(Superman dog teehee)
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Anonymous No.212475821
>>212472315
/thread. right on the money and what you said here was being talked about as far back as pre-MCU days
Anonymous No.212475860
>>212473062
WB paid her a lot so I bet she sleeps well with that paycheck
Anonymous No.212475900
>>212472546
>quote from a completely relaxed individual
>snyderfaggot: WELL LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE THIS FUCKING PUSSY IS PISSING HIS PANTS
Anonymous No.212475938
>>212475615
Starting 3pm EST today. So in 10 hours or so.
Anonymous No.212475981
>>212470515
I don't like james gunn
I think the casting of corenswet is bad, he looks too skinny
Because the support for it isn't organic unto itself it's from people seething about snyderjeets which makes it less of a movie with it's own personality and more of a reactionary counterattack of a fanbase, and it would be very funny to see them eat shit
Anonymous No.212476113 >>212476129
I hate Snyderfags and want them to suffer so I want the movie to succeed. I hate comic book movies and want them to go away so I want it to fail. No matter what happens I win and will be happy. No matter what happens I lose and will be angry
Anonymous No.212476129
>>212476113
Keyed
Anonymous No.212476174 >>212476691
>>212472413
As a proud jew-hater this sounds based.
Anonymous No.212476691
>>212476174
but how can you hate Jews and support this film if it stars a Jew?