Thread 212472269

It literally looks like me filming with my Canon camera. How on earth is he gonna do the CGi needed for this story to be possible. Whoever is the casting director needs to be fired. Yeah, man, let's cast all the biggest profile actors currently so the audience won't ever be able to suspend their disbelief. This film will 3 times in a row have awful sound editing. Every scene that should be quiet will have a constant Hans Zimmer'esque soundtrack blaring in the background to make sure you're not bored. Remember, guys, Nolan is an auteur!

Why is this above average director being lauded as the biggest auteor director of the 21st century? Is it just the combination of a cool score accompanied with a decent scene that tricks NPC's into thinking they're watching peak cinema?

>>212472269 (OP)
he got cocky with oppenheimer. he managed to separate rdj from iron man, he probably thinks he can do it again. If you're chris hemsworth, you'd suck dry for the same praise rdj got from that film

>>212472916
Rdj can act somewhat

I think this will be the last film where he gets to do whatever he wants. Lets be honest, both Oppenheimer and Tenet were shit, and I can't see this landing with audiences either.

>>212473521
anyone could have played that role. hiring le iron man was a risky move that paid off big time, but only because rdj can act well. that's why I think all the big names got in on this, almost like an mcu cleanse. issue is, this film looks ass and none of them are as good as rdj

>>212472269 (OP)
>one of the top 5 most essential works of western literature put in the hands of the Lord of the Midwits
I’ll never forgive whoever greenlit this. Also why the fuck not start with the Iliad?

No one cares about ancient greece because we've now seen modern greece. Also democracy isn't important or a good system.

Why not get someone proven like Snyder? He already did 300

>>212472269 (OP)
This movie is going to lose a lot of money

>>212474108
There are too many 107 IQs out there who think they’re highbrow for enjoying Nolan’s McDonald’s arthouse, brace yourself for a wave of intolerable memes about how Odysseus is literally me just like Oppenheimer

>>212474295
You think it's low IQ to be able to follow the story of every soldier in the greek army? To remember Elliot's pronouns as he slays king leo midas? what about the fact there a non-linear section where credits roll, unlike what happened in the book, you think Nolan inventing new elements shows a lack of SKILL?

>>212474295
>There are too many 107 IQs
As opposed to your high IQ. Don't make me laugh.

>>212474380
You are smart for liking Dunkirk, don’t let anyone tell you different

>>212474401
You're too obsessed with intelligence to actually be intelligent kek.

>>212472916
>>212473521
RDJ is a great actor who established himself way before Iron Man. He has always had range. Tom Holland ain’t shit without Spider-Man and never will be.

>>212474432
I never said I was intelligent. You sound insecure.

>>212473521
he does the same persnicketty thing in both oppenheimer and iron man

>>212474487
Yet you were looking down on "107 IQs". Not self-absorbed at all.

>>212473678
>hiring le iron man was a risky move
am i just a certified boomer? RDJ is not just Iron Man to most people over 35

>>212474519
>being this personally offended about mockery of midwits
Kek I definitely touched a nerve, sorry anon

>>212474499
He plays four different characters in HBO’s The Sympathizer and he plays them all completely differently.

>>212474545
>Admits he thinks he is intelligents
That's adorable lmao.

>>212474560
ill check it out

>>212474597
>intelligents
Ok midwit may have been an overestimation

>>212474295
No way are modern audiences going to watch a movie about Ancient Greece with a mystery meat cast.

Even I as a previous Nolan fan think this movie will be awful despite being very interested in Greek history.

Oppenheimer was genuinely awful and only made money through the contrived marketing campaign combination with Barbie.
Without that, nobody is going to give a shit about this film.

It's sad because Hollywood rarely makes movies about epic history tales that are just propaganda to remind you to hate Hitler.
This movie being a massive flop is going to set back historical films back a decade.

>>212474633
>you made a typo, gotcha
Now I'm thinking all your midwit rage might be projection kek.

>>212474690
>i-it was a typo, I swear!
The cope begins. Don’t reply to me again until you’ve learned English, Ranjesh.

>>212474717
What are you going to? Write another paragraph about how you hate midwits and how you're totally not one of them? Lmao..

>>212473997
That retard can't even read and the Odyssey have no pictures

>>212474752
>What are you going to?
Ranjesh, what did I say?

>>212474771
Nothing of value except your self-hate as a midwit kek.

>>212474808
>self-hate
While technically correct, Ranjesh, a fluent speaker would more likely use the term “self-hatred.” Keep trying! I believe in you!

>>212474636
>Oppenheimer was genuinely awful and only made money through the contrived marketing campaign combination with Barbie.
Oppenheimer has A cinemascore and great audience score across the board. It's fine if you don't like it but let's not pretend it was only liked because of Barbie.

>>212474840
>While technically correct,
Are you actually seething because you couldn't find anything to point out? Top kek.

>>212474890
I’m not sure what you mean, Ranjesh. I’m only trying to help you progress. You’re not typing made-up words like “intelligents” anymore, which is good.

>>212472269 (OP)
>Why is this above average director being lauded as the biggest auteor director of the 21st century? Is it just the combination of a cool score accompanied with a decent scene that tricks NPC's into thinking they're watching peak cinema?
Or get this...audience and critics genuinely enjoy his films. Mindboggling I know.

>>212474939
>I’m not sure what you mean,
I thought your English was good. Is a simple sentence too complicated for you? Kek.

>>212474856
Did you like Oppenheimer?

two esls fighting itt smdh

>>212474954
But you don't understand! He is tricking the audience and I can see through his devilish tricks!

This board is retarded when it comes popular directors like Tarantino and Nolan. What can you expect from a buch of tards who defend Snyder and Bay all day.

>>212474984
It was more that you accused me of “seething” when I have done nothing of the sort, Ranjesh. It’s okay. You might just have to crack your dictionary to refresh your understanding of that word. I’m gonna have to start charging you if you want additional help with your English, and unfortunately I can’t accept rupees. Let me know when you get the necessary funds together.

>>212475048
>Writes an entire paragraph about how he's totally not seething.
Hearty kek. Sure, I believe you.

>>212474856
Over half the film is him attending a HR meeting. I genuinely believe barely anyone has watched that film more than once.

>>212472269 (OP)
>How on earth is he gonna do the CGi needed for this story to be possible.
They built a huge animatronics toy for cyclops.

>>212475048
Timestamped hand.
>>212474984
Timestamped hand.
>>212475023
yuh huh deys dum AF

>>212474524
he was a known former crack addict to that generation. his big rebound was Iron man, and that's what he became one of the wealthiest actors alive with. most people my age know nothing about his pre 2000's stuff they just know tony stark

>>212472269 (OP)
nolan movies tend to have really boring droning music
he should have been banned from filmmaking after 3 terrible films in a row
dunkirk, tenet, oppenheimer

anyway the best odyssey adaptation has already been made
everyone should be torpedoing nolan's film and directing people to the superior one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsVwAdgcCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfTs-mJZLD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jzQW7Volw

>>212473901
troy already exists for the big budget hollywood butchering of the epic

and why the fuck does every ancient history/mythology film have to have some wailing woman as "music"
can nobody write a real melody anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c29Frianudk

>>212473901
Nolan greenlit it retard, he gets a blank check and makes any film he wants to. No one "approached" him to greenlight an adaptation of Odyssey.

>>212476250
they should have taken his camera away

>>212472269 (OP)
is that athenas head?

>>212476310
They won't because they're not retarded like you, the film is guaranteed to make 1B+, why would they fumble this opportunity for the sake of "muh art".

It's a capitalist country boy, being greedy is the only way to win.

>>212476230
Troy knew where it stood and this made it a good flick, mark my words Nolan's movie will be far more disrespectful to the source material and a much less enjoyable watch

This thread is full of COPE.

You're right about the casting being the most obnoxious liberal Gen-Z cast ever. He might aswell have cast Sweeney Sweney and Billie Elish.

That being said... It's Nolan, he's gonna bring out the best acting in all of them, kinda like Denis Villeneuve did in DUNC.

As a Redditor and a good person, I can tell when are being sexist or racist. And you guys are all guilty. This movie is gonna be 1B+ easy, probably even most selling film of all time. COPE

>>212476606
I don't want to see acting of any caliber from nons and troons in my historical epic

>>212472269 (OP)
nolan is a monkey without any talent, lol

>>212476606
The acting from tim and zen is entirely what brings dunc down tho

>>212476365
It'll probably attempt to set up a larger universe of some kind, but never get a sequel

>>212476606
>DUNC
villeneuve's DUNG
no talent either
his only watchable movie is Incendies, and it's basically a vastly inferior plagia of Oldboy, without any tension, lol

>>212476365
troy was awful

>Nolan's movie will be far more disrespectful to the source material and a much less enjoyable watch
I imagine it'll look as bland and lifeless as the last bunch of films he did
only the prestige and dark knight were ever really good