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Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:09:03 AM No.212472514 >>212472562 >>212472761 >>212474159 >>212475022 >>212476263 >>212477662 >>212478073 >>212479269 >>212480238 >>212483336
Jurassic World Rebirth
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>villain was consumerism, capitalism, corporate greed, big pharma and PRODUCT PLACEMENT all along
Really on the nose, Universal.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:11:27 AM No.212472555 >>212476403 >>212483326 >>212483420 >>212484081 >>212484149 >>212484254
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Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:11:41 AM No.212472562
>>212472514 (OP)
Is his semen FRESH AND FROZEN SHIPPED WORLDWIDE?
Can I join the skeem?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:22:03 AM No.212472761 >>212474022 >>212483224 >>212483450
>>212472514 (OP)
Dr pepper, any good? I'm a cola guy
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:38:24 AM No.212474022 >>212478092
>>212472761
No
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:46:02 AM No.212474159 >>212474181
>>212472514 (OP)
The whole anti-capitalist-excess theme of JP films is always coated in a layer of irony because no franchise is more shamelessly corporate except maybe Transformers. They’re probably already planning the new ride at the Universal park
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:47:14 AM No.212474181
>>212474159
I guess it's Spielberg touch or Trevorrow
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 10:36:11 AM No.212475022 >>212475605 >>212475672
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>>212472514 (OP)

I haven't paid attention to this movie, but is that really the big bad of the new movie? Reminds me of Kuato from Total Recall
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 11:08:53 AM No.212475605
>>212475022
Yes it is.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 11:13:04 AM No.212475672
>>212475022
Yeah for some reason they decided to say fuck dinosaurs and shit, let's introduce some generic sci fi monster instead
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 11:38:24 AM No.212476094
>look mah I reposted the thread again
Autism
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 11:48:15 AM No.212476263 >>212476327 >>212478008 >>212479791 >>212483111 >>212483467 >>212483507 >>212485723
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>>212472514 (OP)
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 11:52:43 AM No.212476327 >>212483111
>>212476263
One is used as a plot device, the other isn't. Although the product placement being a plot device, unsure if that's better or worse.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 11:56:21 AM No.212476403 >>212476754 >>212477662 >>212478064 >>212487889
>>212472555
What's the D for ? Dyrannosaurus ?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 12:15:26 PM No.212476754 >>212477662
>>212476403
We don't know, they never tell us in the movie
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 1:12:02 PM No.212477662 >>212486027
>>212472514 (OP)
Yes

>>212476403
>>212476754
Distortus Rex
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 1:34:39 PM No.212478008 >>212483111
>>212476263
>JP1 product placement
>We need you to smuggle a fucking cryogenic storage device onto the island and have it last for at least thirty six hours for our company
>Men gotta shave, and we can fit it inside a shaving cream can
>Better keep it branded so nobody questions it
>JW4 product placement
>LOL MINTS AM I RIGHT?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 1:35:38 PM No.212478018 >>212479823
It's got the head of a cute begula whale.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 1:38:25 PM No.212478064
>>212476403
Downs Syndrome
mr. bruh its back 7/8/2025, 1:39:12 PM No.212478073
>>212472514 (OP)
kek
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 1:40:24 PM No.212478092 >>212483398 >>212485945
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>>212474022
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 1:42:36 PM No.212478128
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Saw it last night, can't say I felt anything, the film was completely soul-less...
Also: the bane of every state of the art security system...
>A snickers wrapper
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 2:51:59 PM No.212479269
>>212472514 (OP)
Kino
OldMongerFag 7/8/2025, 3:23:54 PM No.212479791
>>212476263
>: Jurassic.jpg
JWR
> every product placement appears at a climactic point in the story

hmmmm
> every character killed in this movie is a white male
(+ one black male throwaway character)
(+ one white dyke trying to be a man)
OldMongerFag 7/8/2025, 3:25:23 PM No.212479823
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>>212478018
>It's got the head of a
uh.....YOU KNOW
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 3:49:19 PM No.212480238 >>212481647
>>212472514 (OP)
Based consumerism
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:02:12 PM No.212481647 >>212482901
>>212480238
Will you watch it? Legit question.

Vote here, yes or no:
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JL2Ryr
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:55:44 PM No.212482901
>>212481647
Based

Will you watch it, /tv/?

Vote:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRL1eyQ

Be honest when you vote.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:03:18 PM No.212483111
>>212476263
>>212476327
>>212478008
It's not even product placement. They were originally going to use a Gillette canister like in the book but Spielberg thought the Barbasol canister looked better, and he was right.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:07:43 PM No.212483224
>>212472761

Dr. Pepper is the necter of the gods.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:11:08 PM No.212483326
>>212472555
*belly laugh sounds*
Look at him go! Hahahahaha! Oh no no no no...
>*weezing laughter*
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:11:35 PM No.212483336
>>212472514 (OP)
test
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:14:21 PM No.212483398 >>212485531
>>212478092
incredibly based image
stealing this
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:15:22 PM No.212483420
>>212472555
You made my day with that vid, anon. Thank you. It broke my brain for a minute.
https://voca.ro/1nXxbjg9Ppq0
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:16:27 PM No.212483450
>>212472761
it's like cola if it tasted like delicious cherries instead of just corn syrup
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:16:57 PM No.212483467
>>212476263
DUDE heart disease bad NO private cure for heart disease BAD. But wait, lays chips snickers candy and get a Dr Pepper holy shit
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:18:36 PM No.212483507
>>212476263
Is home bro smuggling dinosaur DNA in the candy box? No nigga gtfo kys
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:40:15 PM No.212484081
>>212472555
might actually buy this for my nephew on his birthday
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:43:04 PM No.212484149
>>212472555
Is there that but with the normal T-Rex instead of the downie one?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:47:36 PM No.212484254 >>212484655 >>212488805
>>212472555
do kids even like this monstrosity? as a kid I hated everything that didn't look like a realistic-looking dinosaur
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:01:50 PM No.212484655 >>212489614
>>212484254
Pretty sure they just want a T-Rex, but those incompetent writers and marketers can't think of anything but "We need a bigger dinosaur!". Everything has to be bigger, until the series comes crashing down.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:33:53 PM No.212485531
>>212483398
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:40:49 PM No.212485723
>>212476263
This got the nostalgia fags seething kek
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:48:39 PM No.212485945
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>>212478092
I like hobgoblin. Please change it back
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:51:41 PM No.212486027
>>212477662
>Distortus Rex
That can't be true. That's too stupid.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:48:43 PM No.212487889
>>212476403
Downiesaurus
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:15:20 PM No.212488805 >>212489347
>>212484254
You can’t exclusively copyright a t-rex and license it out for toy-making.
And so this whole ‘the corporation needs NEW dinosaurs for marketing and engagement’ is a meta-plot from multiple angles
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:31:14 PM No.212489347 >>212489432
>>212488805
cant they just make it look cooler?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:33:43 PM No.212489432
>>212489347
>cant they just make it look cooler?
You mean like make it bigger with more spikes?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:38:39 PM No.212489614
>>212484655
When I was a kid I want a Giganotosaur toy because he was bigger than the T-rex.