>villain was consumerism, capitalism, corporate greed, big pharma and PRODUCT PLACEMENT all along
Really on the nose, Universal.

>>212472514 (OP)
Is his semen FRESH AND FROZEN SHIPPED WORLDWIDE?
Can I join the skeem?

>>212472514 (OP)
Dr pepper, any good? I'm a cola guy

>>212472761
No

>>212472514 (OP)
The whole anti-capitalist-excess theme of JP films is always coated in a layer of irony because no franchise is more shamelessly corporate except maybe Transformers. They’re probably already planning the new ride at the Universal park

>>212474159
I guess it's Spielberg touch or Trevorrow

>>212472514 (OP)

I haven't paid attention to this movie, but is that really the big bad of the new movie? Reminds me of Kuato from Total Recall

>>212475022
Yes it is.

>>212475022
Yeah for some reason they decided to say fuck dinosaurs and shit, let's introduce some generic sci fi monster instead

>look mah I reposted the thread again
Autism

>>212472514 (OP)

>>212476263
One is used as a plot device, the other isn't. Although the product placement being a plot device, unsure if that's better or worse.

>>212472555
What's the D for ? Dyrannosaurus ?

>>212476403
We don't know, they never tell us in the movie

>>212472514 (OP)
Yes

>>212476403
>>212476754
Distortus Rex

>>212476263
>JP1 product placement
>We need you to smuggle a fucking cryogenic storage device onto the island and have it last for at least thirty six hours for our company
>Men gotta shave, and we can fit it inside a shaving cream can
>Better keep it branded so nobody questions it
>JW4 product placement
>LOL MINTS AM I RIGHT?

It's got the head of a cute begula whale.

>>212476403
Downs Syndrome

>>212472514 (OP)
kek

>>212474022

Saw it last night, can't say I felt anything, the film was completely soul-less...
Also: the bane of every state of the art security system...
>A snickers wrapper

>>212472514 (OP)
Kino

>>212476263
>: Jurassic.jpg
JWR
> every product placement appears at a climactic point in the story

hmmmm
> every character killed in this movie is a white male
(+ one black male throwaway character)
(+ one white dyke trying to be a man)

>>212478018
>It's got the head of a
uh.....YOU KNOW

>>212472514 (OP)
Based consumerism

>>212480238
Will you watch it? Legit question.

Vote here, yes or no:
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JL2Ryr

>>212481647
Based

Will you watch it, /tv/?

Vote:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRL1eyQ

Be honest when you vote.

>>212476263
>>212476327
>>212478008
It's not even product placement. They were originally going to use a Gillette canister like in the book but Spielberg thought the Barbasol canister looked better, and he was right.

>>212472761

Dr. Pepper is the necter of the gods.

>>212472555
*belly laugh sounds*
Look at him go! Hahahahaha! Oh no no no no...
>*weezing laughter*

>>212472514 (OP)
test

>>212478092
incredibly based image
stealing this

>>212472555
You made my day with that vid, anon. Thank you. It broke my brain for a minute.
https://voca.ro/1nXxbjg9Ppq0

>>212472761
it's like cola if it tasted like delicious cherries instead of just corn syrup

>>212476263
DUDE heart disease bad NO private cure for heart disease BAD. But wait, lays chips snickers candy and get a Dr Pepper holy shit

>>212476263
Is home bro smuggling dinosaur DNA in the candy box? No nigga gtfo kys

>>212472555
might actually buy this for my nephew on his birthday

>>212472555
Is there that but with the normal T-Rex instead of the downie one?

>>212472555
do kids even like this monstrosity? as a kid I hated everything that didn't look like a realistic-looking dinosaur

>>212484254
Pretty sure they just want a T-Rex, but those incompetent writers and marketers can't think of anything but "We need a bigger dinosaur!". Everything has to be bigger, until the series comes crashing down.

>>212483398
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>212476263
This got the nostalgia fags seething kek

>>212478092
I like hobgoblin. Please change it back

>>212477662
>Distortus Rex
That can't be true. That's too stupid.

>>212476403
Downiesaurus

>>212484254
You can’t exclusively copyright a t-rex and license it out for toy-making.
And so this whole ‘the corporation needs NEW dinosaurs for marketing and engagement’ is a meta-plot from multiple angles

>>212488805
cant they just make it look cooler?

>>212489347
>cant they just make it look cooler?
You mean like make it bigger with more spikes?

>>212484655
When I was a kid I want a Giganotosaur toy because he was bigger than the T-rex.