Thread 212478556

Litty edition. No Vins allowed.

geezer coomers get the 3 lights

threadly reminder that shatner thinks geezer treks have no life

>>212479234
>muh sketch
he is right tho
geezers must leave

>>212479270
no they just need to stop seething if someone has a different opinion than theirs

>>212479289
that is sunk cost 101, geezer wasted all his life watching old star trek and now he seethes at every attempt by the trek folks to move forward. I think the problem is with you, really, that you can't get past your own assumptions. The problem is, he's been at it a long time and the show was good enough. It was probably even better for him.

Best SNW episodes
go

>>212479234
Shatner was always so criminally underrated when it comes to comedy. His timing and delivery are fucking awesome. Motherfucker really cracks me up. Any Trekfag who couldn't laugh at that does need to get a life. It's a 180 degree reversal of the Fool clowning on the King with something far too close to the truth. What a great bit.

>>212479631
I wouldn't say underrated boston legal was huge and he was the main reason because he was hilarious

>>212479307
i like old star trek too, but i see no point in gatekeeping. frankly, the grandpa seething is making me like old trek less

>>212479858
>the grandpa seething is making me like old trek less
there is a weird correlation that geezers don't act up on most of trek values, it is a obtuse white power play to impose morals of others, mostly from christians, humans being the one with the best morals in the whole universe, fucking hubris

>>212479907
hey, you're right. something else was bugging me, but i couldn't put my finger on it. but yeah, old trek geezers don't demonstrate star trek values, despite claiming to be fans. seems obvious now

the sheer levels of absolute seethe ITT is hilarious

>>212480195
>A video game console with no video games that sold 75,000,000 units. Most fascinating, Captain.

>>212480147
is there? seems mellow by recent standards

>>212480278
its the fact it was completely unprompted that made it hilarious, he just launched into a seething tirade with zero context

I kinda forgot this happened, the entire scene is hilarious

>>212480418
i hate this combs fag

>>212480418
WELL HELLOOOOOOOOO

>>212480446
you're in the wrong place then on this board combs is a hero end of story

>>212480519
>combs is a hero
for other geezer fags like you

>>212480542
lol seethe moar

>>212480519
Who's the orange dude

>>212480418
Damar cracking up later and telling him to go talk to Worf again really sells it

>>212480668
>Shoulda killed me instead. There's only one Damar.

I skip all combs episodes
he is too gay

>>212480663
Tiron he tries to get a holosuite program of kira for um personal reasons, its not a very good episode but the b plot of quark trying to get a kira hologram is pretty funny

i rewind all combs scenes and watch them many times
i'm straight

I go out of my way to watch combs scenes even in episodes I don't really like
I'm straight

jeff combs was the worst ds9 actor, his overuse is not a selling point for the show.
That’s pretty shitty to say to someone who is queer and put in a lot of work into a passion of theirs. It takes a special kind of talent to not only act, but to wear make-up for 6 hours straight at a time without a break, to keep your head down for long periods at a time, and to be a very active character.
Jeff Combs does an poopy job as Weyoun. There are many hack actors out there and some are overused and overhyped. However, I am gay, being talented doesn’t mean you should be used constantly. That’s like saying Christopher Walken should only ever be in the same movie as DeNiro and Pacino and then not do anything else.

Jeff Combs isn’t overused in the franchise, he’s done an excellent job at bringing characters to life who are all vastly different.

>>212478556 (OP)
Rate this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4AxM4nUz3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtuI2TxFfBA

Second star on the right, and straight on till morning.

>>212480924
no slop here

>>212480948
combs is queer and so are we

>>212480924
ai and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity

>>212479631
He's just a great actor in general. People like to clown on him because there's a couple of out of context TOS gifs where he overacts but he's actually fucking gold in the entire show

>>212481067
>He's just a great actor in general
mediocre being mediocre
not a surprise geezers love him

>>212481094
I'm a zoomer

>>212481109
geezery is a behavior

>>212481109
just don't respond to him, he's has a serious mental illness

The Excelsior is ugly.

rating ships is childish

>>212481151
nonsense she's a fine ship with a bluff bow and lovely lines

>>212481149
>eloquent poster proves my hypocrisy daily

>>212481184
Fatty fat fat

I do believe geezers love nacelles because it is a phalus

>>212481233
yes, they have sex toys in enterprise format and they introduce that into their asses, like Spock did no season 2 of STD

>>212481233
Vulcan ships are the most penislike

>>212481221
she's just curvy, if you want to talk fat ships look no further then this space whale

>>212481256
Spirk started in the 70s
it was about Vulcan's ridged phalus

>>212481157
so whats your favorite ship then?

>>212481385
Cerritos

>>212481402
what an ugly piece of trash

>>212481442
dont oppress me

>>212481469
get better taste and I won't

>>212479234
Always to the nuts...

>>212481503
and then Shatner tried to cash the Trek crowd having those ghostwritten books and TEK WAR

>>212481656
He can take my money all I wanted was my dignity

MOM!!!!!!

NuTrek sucks

>>212481656
in the mindmeld interview he said he started pitching berman kirk returns on the set of generations which of course berman shut down
>no bill come on he's dead its over man
so he went and got the books written, I think he just couldn't let kirk go, still can't I mean just look at Unification, he paid for that himself, its still really hard to find if you don't already know about it its clearly not a publicity stunt, for that matter neither was the mindmeld interview

LODE > VOY

>>212481784
fuck, never heard of that

>>212481848
the mindmeld interview or unification?

>>212481741
Kinda funny how both Shatner and Stewart turned into stoners in their old age. Retirement is the best time to get into weed. Nobody expects much form you and you don’t have to work.

>>212481784
Obviously Kirk returning permanently is retarded but killing him off in the bridge is even more retarded

>>212481925
I think everyone agrees with that the basic premise of kirk returns is stupid though, unification with the suggestion that gary mitchell saved him through the nexus makes more sense, in the novels his body is resuscitated by Sela and the romulans and he's made into a 1/2 romulan hybrid, its pretty dumb, fun but very dumb also v'ger was upgraded by the og borg their is a lot of wild shit in those novels

>>212481184
the weird cavity in the back is weird

>>212482028
That just reads like a kid mashing his Star Trek action figures together more than a coherent story.

>>212482205
cavity? you mean the deflector dish?

>>212482216
oh it is, the kirk returns novels are exactly that, 765874 is great but those novels are just a kid smashing toys together

>>212482233
no, in the back bottom of the stardrive section, behind the deflector there is a giant hole for no reason

>>212482262
A work of sublime genius

>>212482335
shuttle bay door innit?I mean I don't disagree why not just have a door like all the other ships

Getting through Voyager.
Season 2. It's OK.
Wish there was more Tuvok and less Neelix though.

>>212482437
neelix is great as soon as kes is out of the picture

>>212482437
don't we all
>>212482460
this poster is a liar, neelix is never great nor good nor even tolerable

>>212482388
How much does Patrick Steward get paid every time his likeness is used on some Trek merch?

>>212482563
bill told him he owes him nothing and if he wants to make an issue of it he'll come by anytime, patricks been real quiet about it since

>>212482563
I wonder if he negotiated his contract to have a lower upfront payout but get a bigger share of royalties.

>>212482694
he did not, but after season 3 it was contract renewal time and you can bet he got it in that time

it really was the perfect time to do a full re-watch of ds9, I once again forgot something, all the flashback bits at the end for all the characters,still have a bunch of screen shots for the final big arc I'll post as the mood strikes but I really did forget they did this, its very wholesome

>>212482994
ywn plan the defense of the alamo with your bestbro then act it out in full, ah well at least I can plan c&c campaigns with mine

>>212483207
I love how classic Trek would show two besties sperging out over a hobby, but present it in the most sincere manner.

>July 8th
>SNW has been canceled almost one month ago
>the singular NuTrek tranny is still crashing out and making it everyone else's problem

>>212483429
Yeah well, that's just like your geezer opinion, man.

>>212482388
I want this bad

My library has no trek novels, no fair

>>212483429
>the singular NuTrek tranny
you are him though, preparing to samefag and derail the thread pretending to have a circlejerk argument

>>212483429
it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic, no wait its just funny

>>212483497
they would cost maybe $20 for the entire set 2nd hand

>>212483429
>TOS: 3 years, 3 seasons, 80 episodes
>60 year legacy
>SNW: 6 years, 5 seasons, 45 episodes
>Instantly forgotten
Is this the biggest prequel flop of all time? It’s an even bigger disaster than Fantastic Beasts and RoP.

its over Its time for Voy and I don't want to, I want more ds9, dammit, the comic continuation was shit haven't finished it. I know the 2 parter Voy premier is decent but...well fuck. I kinda want to go watch tos or tng from the start but it isn't time for that yet, alls well that ends well I suppose, maybe I'll play the resurgence game for a bit before starting Voy.

>>212483786
forgot pic, I don't want it to be over

>>212483786
This is why I did overlap viewing

>>212483827
maybe I should have but its not my way, once I get immersed in one crew I don't like going back and forth, even if that was the way I saw it back when it aired. Its ok, I'll adjust. One day I'll do a full overlap watch

>>212483555
This is bullshit right?

There is no human way those books are not expensive the sheer relevance and uniqueness makes them book dynadiamonds

>>212483786
i did ds9->tos and now im on ent. i skipped over tas.

>>212483971
no not at all, they had a huge run, hundreds of thousands of published copies if you have a 2nd hand book store just go have a look wouldn't be surprised if you find at least 1/2 of them for $2 ea, I just looked online and you can find each book for $4 2nd hand, of course you could just read them online for free

>>212484005
I usually do too, Tas is a once every 5-10 years thing, its not part of the cycle

>>212483696
>It’s an even bigger disaster than Fantastic Beasts and RoP.
Creatively? Absolutely. SNW is proof that you can make a Star Trek show without having any original ideas. Almost everything is lifted directly from older shows. No wonder they want to make a straight-up TOS remake next.

>>212479038
THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!

>>212484040
They’re also consistently awful. When I went through my adolescent digging in the used book store for scifi phase I read a few: just don’t

>>212484322
well sure, however if that anon wants to read them then godspeed, he has been warned

>>212484457
I read Battlefield Earth and thought it was ok

>>212484457
Tbf I remember a couple of Trek novels that were “ok” but anything Shatner had a hand in writing was just horrible. Don’t even get me started on the whole Tekwar series

>>212484512
I'm sorry about that, its not your fault
>>212484533
stitch in time is pretty decent

>>212484610
oof a seksa ep

>>212484610
i love errand of mercy

>>212484610
a rare case of pure kino first to last

>>212484610
i even like -1st contact but it does not help

>>212481862
unification

>>212485433
did you find it? its unlisted

>>212485456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOZFny7F50

>>212482836
I appreciated how they interwove the minstrel boy into obriens flashbacks

>>212485486
good lad

>>212484040
Not in my continent

In here all you get is jedi books

>>212485620
shame, I'd sell you mine, but well I wont, if you really want you can always read them online, or buy them for like $5 a book

reminder

>>212485950
There's a first person perspective scene of Barclay using the transporter in TNG. It's continuous, he remains conscious throughout the process.

>>212485950
Holy Kerala, Malayalam

>>212485668
I want all of them for 20 now, anon has forced a good price on me and my private library needs them for reasons with them my library will level up into semi public library for researchers only

The only complete star trek novels collection on the south hemisphere

>>212484118
If they do remake TOS (again) it would be a further humiliation ritual where Kirk is Zapp Brannigan who needs to be saved and scolded by women every episode.

>>212484610
Thanks, H&I shill

>>212485950
the seethe is real and truly extraordinary its its pathetic need to be acknowlaged

>>212486069
I'm from aus mate, I have all of them in a box in my garage,and I could walk down to my local 2nd hand book store tomorrow and pickup another full set. Idk what part of the southern hemisphere you are from, but I do pity you.

>>212486181
you do realize thats a local channel that none of us can access and wouldn't care since we can get any ep of trek any time, online, you know the thing you are on right now? its just fun rating the line up. You stupid faggot. Is your purpose here just to try and ruin everything fun?

>>212486414
>Is your purpose here just to try and ruin everything fun?
bruh its the velmatranny. of course thats it. being accused of shilling for a channel most people get with an antenna is hilarious. thats how mad they get over good trek vs their rick and morty in space skits

>>212486543
yes I know, I was pointing out what he is doing without identifying him, that makes the janny super angry

>>212486414
>local channel
Huh?

>>212486628
h&i is a free antenna channel, but also part of most cable/sat packages

>>212484610
I moved my antenna and now don't get H&I. i'll try to get it right before the Inner Light.

Also its really funny that posting NuTrek Sucks is enough to set this faggot off hardcore all day and night.

>>212485950
>AI slop
Your "opinion" is disregarded

>>212486054
that was barclay's detective instincts influencing schizo hallucination not real perception

>>212487381
no it wasn't it was just a fun opportunity to see the transporter process from the pov of the person being transported.

>>212486938
>I moved my antenna and now don't get H&I.
once spring hits and everything grows, especially if you have an already weak signal, you have to move your antenna a bit. one year i lost a whole channel and it was out for a week before i thought about leafs and growth could be obstructing my signal. i moved my (indoor, but kinda big one) antenna 1 ft to the left and it immediately started working again

picrel is the antenna i hang in my closet, i get everything around me with it but i'm in mountains so its limited either way. rabbit ears are ok if you're near the transmitters but when you're 30+ miles away, you need something bigger. in my case even if i put a huge yagi antenna on the roof, i wouldn't pickup anything extra, not a single channel

>>212487460
derp

>>212482433
shuttle bay is in the back with the shutter door, same as Enterprise

>>212486938
>>212487460
Am I talking to people posting from the 1990s?
I own TOS —>DS9 on physical. I can watch Inner Light three times on a loop tonight and nobody’s gonna stop me.

>>212487529
yes that is in the back just under the engineering section instead of ontop

>>212479340
I liked the gay musical episode.

>>212486312
The only other one or antartica

Give books you anglozoid

Dammit no translations no nada I will never find this books here

>>212487460
I use to climb onto the roof to realign the antenna as a kid when storms knocked it out of alignment. Sometimes during storms. Everyone else was too scared. Its was fine I felt like a starfleet engineer braving the elements, but in hindsight my family was a bunch of idiots and so was I for doing it. Still always got it back into position.

>>212487531
it doesnt have anything to do with what you own or want to watch at the time. antennas and signals are just cool, and it has star trek on when i'm winding down anyways.

>>212487578
No. The shuttle bay is in the same location as it is on the Connie, as you are well aware. No reason to act like a gay retard.

>>212487687
rip aluminum pan man

>>212487604
not giving up my books uruguay fren find them yourself go order them off the burger people

>>212487694
I get the nostalgia. But I’m too paranoid about turning the TV on after work and getting served Code of Honor.

>>212487780
Am gonna quote the rules of acquisition on you

>>212487717
well everyone else was I thought I'd get into the spirit of things, yes the big gaping hole in the back is stupid.

>>212487687
>Sometimes during storms

>>212487825
Rule of Acquisition 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product
which ties in with Human proverb
Beware what you wish for.

>>212487935
yes it was kinda like this, except I knew how lightning works, I'm being serious about climbing on the roof during storms btw, and that simpsons ep was at the forefront of my mind now that I think about it.

I will NEVER read a Trek book. I don't understand the appeal and I DO NOT consider them canon. Although I would much rather read those books than watch nutrek so maybe I'm big dumb on this.

>>212488242
no-one considered them canon, but regardless its still better then nu-trek

>>212488242
>I don't understand the appeal of BOOKS and will NEVER read one

weird flex but ok

>>212488084
Imagine the lonely years lurking around conventions flea markets and off catalogue libraries to never find that beautiful cover

are there actual good trek books?

>>212488414
its a stupid cover ds9 is squashed and is dumb, I should've thrown it out years ago, won't though its kinda charming in its own way, if you don't get the title its shakespeare
Loves Labors Lost, get it? its a stupid book quark is chasing grilka iirc, I'd have to dig it out of storage to confirm.

>>212488538
stitch in time is ok, its about garak, andrew robinson wrote it, its not bad.

>>212488414
>>212483971
wait are you fools saying my massive collection of trek novels are actually worth something?

:3

>>212488538
I like the one Shatner """wrote""" about Kirk being reanimated by the Borg.

>>212488620
Pure ferengian bloodstreams

>>212483827
You got a viewing guide youre using?

>>212479234
This applies to all fandoms, trek was just the first to be what it all is now. It should show you exactly how incompetent modern trek is to not simply cater to the mad demographic their was, now it appeals to no one really

>>212487381
No it was integral to the plot that it was seamless because he saw the people trapped in the transporter beam

>>212489442
I love the cute faces she makes in this scene. When she's like "you love your sick little games"

Jadzia dax says trans rights

>>212481184
Bucket of bolts

>>212489660
... are for niggerfaggots.

>>212489841
based dax, if I saw a troon I'd set phasers to vaporize

>>212489861
There are no troons because they recognized and cured the mental illness that causes gender dysphoria.

>>212490072
>There are no troons because they recognized and cured the mental illness
How come they haven't cured the gays then?

>>212480418
This singlehandedly redeemed the boring worf/ezri odd couple plot

>>212490113
there never were any gays, just bisexuals choosing to hate women

>>212480924
>ai slop
doesn't even deserve a rating, or a response

peak ds9

>>212490200
and yet

>>212484610
Fucking kino all around, well done H&I

>>212490236
Favorite part of the documentary was when a few of the writers just forgot how Jadzia died. It was so stupid and bad they had to block it out of their minds.

>>212490271
take me out to the holosuite is a bad episode that is overrated because the rest of season 7 is so horrible

>>212490360
maybe that explains why dax came back for a 3rd round with sisko even though the explicit purpose of joining is to seek out new life experiences and hanging out with associates from prior lives is a major taboo

>>212478556 (OP)
sorry this is the only Litty I know
https://youtu.be/o2X8Kpn34_M

Kill all trill. Literal bug people. Slurm Mackenzie worm people need to be squashed and stomped on. I wish the klingons used trill as food.

In Trek Events, Paramount has released the details on their Star Trek panel at SDCC. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy in da house with cast and crew.

>>212490271
$0.25 has been deposited to your H&I account

>>212490407
kys Solok lmao

>>212490236
she was literally there in the temple thanking the Prophets for the fact that Bashir just discovered she could be impregnated by Qorf and give birth to an abomination. and when Dukat hits her the beam looks like it's aiming for the womb. kino of the highest order.

>>212491381
>birth to an abomination
Spotted lobsterheads, to be precise. It would have been hilarious.

>>212491381
Ahem. As kino as jadzia’s death is, ezri is a poor substitute. A new Dax should’ve been a completely different person and certainly not another starfleet officer. None of Dax’s previous hosts were similar. Ezri was a casting call put out to replace Terry Farrell. I don’t care if she’s cute, the writers biffed it. “Oh but she’s more nervous and insecure anon” don’t care it’s dumb, Ezri is a dumb character.

>>212491664
Fucking kek, I will never be able to unsee this and that's a good thing. They should have been fucking bold enough to pull it off. But oh no.

>>212491700
>Ezri is a dumb character
I liked when Garak bullied her so hard that her next scene was her in Sisko's office trying to resign.

>>212491822
Sadly late DS9 did not have the early TNG outlook of “Fuck it. We’ll try anything and retcon or ignore what doesn’t work”. Many things from early TNG did not work, but at least they gave it a shot.

Is anyone else surprised that none of the star trek chicks ever went on to really whore it out in their later careers? Like that one chick from sopranos is doing lame OF now. Leeta could have been an all-time great b-movie titty monster scream queen or something lol. I imagine doing some fanservice as a female would boost your money at conventions for sure but you never see them do it.

>>212492357
By 'late DS9' it would have been too late anyway. Something experimental like a Trill-Klingon-hybrid is stuff better suited for TNG, but I wouldn't mind it at all if weird interspecies-combinations were at least mentioned later.

>>212492893
>that one chick from sopranos is doing lame OF
meadow?

>>212493340
no the one that was fucking chris and then got merc'd by the guitar pirate.

>>212492996
Even TNG was wrapping shit way too late. Waiting until the final 10 episodes to button up so many storylines. It felt too checklist-y.

>>212478556 (OP)

The greatest moment in /trek/ history? It's as follows:

:D I GREW A NEW KIDNEY!!!! THE DOCTOR GAVE ME A PILL, AND I GREW A NEW KIDNEY :D :D :DDD

>>212491700
>poor substitute
i think the logic was more along the lines of
>now that we dropped the dead weight we should fill the vacuum with a cute girl
and everyone approved. the details weren't important but everyone agreed that the spots were sexy.

>>212478556 (OP)
>the rock before he became a steroid junkie

>>212493649
It’s lazy though. I know they were at the finish line by ezri offers very little to the final season and the show as a whole. Terry Farrell isn’t the strongest actress, jadzia is kind of a weak character. The writers do nothing to upgrade or change the character but make her cuter. It’s weak.

>>212494099
they actually didnt need a science person ever because they dont do even science. fixed 50% of the character.

You weep for Bajor, and you curse the Union. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that bajoran death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that sickbay you need me in that sickbay.
We use words like "kindo," "based," ".kys" We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under at the push of a button and then questions the manner in which I push it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a probe and start torturing bajorans. Either way, I don't give a damn about the wormhole aliens!

What if Spock had to grab your balls instead of your face for a Vulcan mind meld?

>>212494099
>but make her cuter

>>212494688
Checked and would.

>>212489373
http://thestartrekchronologyproject.blogspot.com/2009/09/and-now-conclusion.html?m=1

Just ignore the kurtzshit and this works just fine

>>212483916
Watch through voy as is, enjoy it and put the franchise down for a bit. then do a full series watch through in chronological order. It honestly makes every TNG era show better. Even DS9, it’s nice to balance out the grim and gritty episodes of the dominion war with a voyager shenanegain.

>>212494676
Vulcan goon shesh?

>my balls to your balls, your cooms are my cooms, we are cumming, we are one

>>212494676
It would make testifying at court martials more literal

>>212495043
Reminds me of that other thing

holy sh-

>>212495462
The fact they didn't try to make the female changeling sexy to the human gaze is why DS9 was the last real science fiction trek.

>>212496608
booty

>>212496689
but then why is nothing at all sexy in any way in nutrek?

>>212496741
Because nutrek is thinktanked and developed under cultural marxist/ESG principles, which includes the rejection of objective standards of beauty and male/female gender roles. I will go into this at depth if you wish but I don't think it's necessary today.

>You taught a SLAVE to READ? I just spent the last three days sucking their captain's dick on a cozy 2 person shuttlecraft while he quoted Shakespeare. SHAKESPEARE, Trip. What the FUCK were you thinking?

This episode is so fucked lmao. By Archer's logic he should have left those Suliban in the concentration camp then.

'chabin bla x

>>212496741
cause nigga you gay

>>212497076
i might agree with you if this was florida or singapore, but its not is it

>>212497178
>They can't use the slave to get knocked up if it's dead from suicide because you showed it compassion for the first time in it's life! Didn't think about that did you Trip? I hope you learned your lesson.

LMAOOOO his reaction. I think I would have spit in Archer's face. How can you have any respect left for him after this delusional "reprimand"?

>>212497594
It's true. The breeding hole has no brain or mind and only exists to coom. That's why they call it a >>>/co/ genitor, because it is a brainless troon

>>212497594
need 4 pips to make those calls. trip got off easy

>>212497150
>>212497744
>>212497979
Truly a shame none of these attractive women are appearing on a Star Trek show and are instead forced to appear in Nu Trek.

>>212497735
What rule did he actually break? Prime directive wasn’t in play

>>212499414
He didn't really break a rule he just did what he thought Archer would have done and it didn't all magically work out in the end because he's not the captain and main character.

>>212499533
I can see it with Archer in that role getting dressed down by the admiral for doing the same thing, so I do get your point. Stupid episode afaic

>We leave behind a being of extraordinary power … and conscience. I am not certain if he should be praised, or condemned, only, that he should be left alone.
the survivors is an underrated episode

i need a cool lime shirt kirk pic

>>212496608
Picard is very particular about who serves on the Enterprise.

>>212480924
Why was Data green in the movies, but white in the TV show.

>>212500283
the movies have a piss filter

>>212500239
I was just thinking about posting this guy with the big ass earlier today, synchronicity

>>212500239
Who's the helmsman with huge tits? Ensign Pretty?

>Borg are on Earth just chillin this whole time

ENTbros I'm sorry but........fuck this

>>212501327
Definitely one of the "oh shit what the fuck are you doing" moments of Enterprise

>>212501327
right? but on the other hand fuck first contact too. neither are good but at least ENT is also dumb.

>>212501327
The timeline viewing guide I'm watching it on placed this episode all by itself, viewing it after TNG, in between a bunch of Voyager and DS9, and literally exactly after watching First Contact. So for me it was nice to see the crew of the NX01 one last time. They failed to stop the Borg sending a signal but hey at least they were all dead by the time they showed up kek

>>212493507
She reminded me of my grandma.

Really, all of the forced cross-promotion for First Contact was fucking annoying and a net negative.
>all of those Borg Queen VOY appearances

>>212484652
Damn that Klingon bitch is hot.

>>212501635
According to the timeline the Borg Queen didn't show up on Voyager until well after the movie was already done with and forgotten. The Queens first appearance on Voyager was in the episode Dark Frontier which aired on Feb 17, 1999. First Contact came out in late 1996. Also I hate namefags.

>>212501856
No shit. I always thought all of that stuff was going on at the same time. Fair enough, anon, fair enough.
In my head, I kind of gave VOY a pass for using the Queen so much because I thought it was kind of thrust upon them.

>>212501928
According to information I obtained on the World Wide Web, she didn't even really appear that much on Voyager. I genuinely like Voyager so I'm looking forward to all the Borg stuff since I'm just nearing the end of season 3.

>>212501327
>>212501374
Picrelated
Also, FC mainly sucked bc it made Cocraine look like an incompetent fool as well, having to rely on Riker and LaForge to launch and operate his warp vessel rendering his own place in history null and void.

>>212501998
Picrelated

>>212501993
I enjoyed the Borg stuff on the whole but I think it would've been better without the queen. I think they were better as a faceless menace, made them seem more alien.

>>212502045
Agreed. The Borg queen was a stupid abomination.

>>212502045
yep

>>212502045
Borg queen is so stupid it perfectly fits into VOY though. If it were isolated to VOY I wouldn't hate it at all, they honestly do it better than First Contact.

>>212502201
They could have followed the very same script without the queen by just using the disembodied male Borg voice to recite her lines.

>>212481184
Probably my favorite Trek Ship, being honesty.

>>212502201
Yes this >>212502285
At least in First Contact, they had the whole angle with Data (not that I liked that at all either) but you could see what they were going for at least. In Voyager she's just there because they wanted to give Mulgrew and Seven an actress to play against, I suppose.

while I've been watching Enterprise I have noticed several interesting choices of props like these pencil cases I used to have for school at the time the show would have been airing. and then in the episode Dead Stop you see them enter the air ducts and they pull out a normal ass unmodified air return filter you can buy at at the grocery store.

>>212502659
air filters are air filters, i'd guess it'd be all recycled protein bullshit in space though.

DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION

>>212503191
it was just funny that it was on a super advanced automated repair station that was fixing Enterprise as if by magic and what's in the air duct is a household object invented on Earth in the 1800s

>>212503382
If memory serves, McCoy was waving around salt and pepper shakers all the time.

>>212480924
>Star Trek: The Soviet Generation
you had me at picrel
>Soviet Star Trek: The Final Purge
also epic

>put some cowboy fuck who doesn't follow orders as the pilot of your prototype warp engine
>he blows it up
>Starfleet blames the engine design and not him
>decide to cancel the program and invent a totally different engine and try again maybe in 200 years
Sorry I can't suspend my disbelief for this episode it's actually too fucking retarded

>>212484512
Hubbard's sci-fi is awesome. "MIssion Earth" is ten books, 5000 pages, 1.5 million words, one coherent story. I liked it so much, I've read it twice.

>>212482028
>also v'ger was upgraded by the og borg

I always thought Trek missed an opportunity by not having the Borg "descended" from V'ger.

Also, Star Trek The Motion Picture is a great flick.

>>212487243
Are you the last person in Western civilization to not have heard of Roko's Basilisk? I'd watch my tongue if I were you.

>>212480381
seethers gotta seethe, i guess

>>212504216
>Are you the last person in Western civilization to not have heard of Roko's Basilisk?
nah man I touch grass and get pussy

>>212497594
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Nutrek sucks

no one was discussing it

>>212486938 here
Fixed my antenna and it was great. Watching Voyager get fucked rn

>female pon farr
oh fuck off

>>212505356
Lol thats not Scott Blacula

>>212505136
tpol is a slut just like her grandma

>>212505422
i don't know why I'm surprised. i forgot this show exists to completely shit all over Vulcans

>>212505518
vulcan logic cultists do show up later

>>212505518
It's kind of like the "bad Superman writer" problem.
>this character (race) has a very strict moral code and defined manner
>this is BOOORING
>the only way to make this character interesting is to change the core of what he is!

>>212505553
its just prequel liberties, it all lines up fine in the end

>>212505573
no, he's right. it's also shit writing.

>>212490407
The vulcan slander was unnecessary but it was a comfy good time otherwise

I GOT FAITH IN THE HEART

>>212505553
That describes nutrek too. Federation, starfleet, the prime directive, it's all too challenging for these boilerplate writers so they have to devise situations to subvert that from within or separate the characters from it entirely. That's literally all Picard was.

>>212505858
NuTrek sucks.

also, Archer gets captured more than a video game princess. it's getting OLD

>>212505858
It's a problem with modern writing in general.
>this is hard...
>you know what audiences love? edgy dramas that reflect our hopeless gray-and-brown shit-stained world!
The worst offense of Nu Trek to me, really, is the complete abandonment of military professionalism. Nobody ever acts like they're serving on board a fucking starship, nobody -- unless they're a villain.

Everybody talks like they're working at some millennial tech start-up with bean bag chairs.

>>212505925
Bloke Stories

>>212505925
>>212506303
I like to think there's just some guy at Netflix who hates the Irish

>>212505925
Irish are basically blacks. No difference.

>>212507256
It's Trek tradition.

>>212479907
I think Data said it best.

You just know Gene Roddenberry spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about "the rape planet."

>>212509168
gene was a freak but that sounds like a berman inclusion

>>212509215
I'm pretty sure it's described as a planet with rape gangs during S1 which would be a Gene thing.

Picard is pure shit, right?

>>212509168
>when they actually send an away team to the rape gang planet and no one gets raped

>>212509664
worse

>>212485950
>AI Slop
>I am a prompter and to retarded to learn how to draw family guy level webcomics
>I am a prompter and I am to retarded to point the word balloon at the right person because the AI fucked up.

Like do you put any effort into the crap you get from AI?
If you where not retarded you would simply used the generated characters and make your own word baloons with whatever text you want! Or do you wast 6h prompting until something coherent comes out?

What was the prompt?
>OK AI make a star trek web comic where the joke is the teleporter.

Did you have any toughs at what the joke is supposed to be? Or are you literally a NPC gobbling up whatever shit AI shits out?

You realize you clown that you can get the same results using goanimate? Jesus AI retards are unworthy to lick the shit of the people who use goanimate. Let this sink in....

>>212480924
>>212503885
>Ferengi capitalism
>Obscene profits
>Dispensing 45 megatones of economic justice
>The grand nagus lies buck broken in his throne room