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Anonymous No.212479906 >>212479923 >>212480003 >>212480910 >>212480932 >>212481294
>You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all. I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen. You wanna know why I'm such a fast learner? You wanna know why I'm such a great cook? Don't laugh. I'm gonna show you.
Anonymous No.212479923
>>212479906 (OP)
>pulls down pants
>shits out a cucumber
Anonymous No.212479954
Just post it
Anonymous No.212480003
>>212479906 (OP)
Do. It.
Anonymous No.212480897
Anonymous No.212480910
>>212479906 (OP)
Please don't. It's too early. Come back in a few hours.
Anonymous No.212480932 >>212480953 >>212481168
>>212479906 (OP)
oh good you're just sexually assaulting me, i thought you were gonna sexually assault me
Anonymous No.212480953 >>212480974
>>212480932
She's French, she was into it
Anonymous No.212480974 >>212483520
>>212480953
Anonymous No.212481098
Dewit
Anonymous No.212481118 >>212481289
My friend tried the cucumber thing and and he told me he couldn't achieve a hands free sissy orgasm. Any tips that I can share with him?
Anonymous No.212481168
>>212480932
Kek
Anonymous No.212481175 >>212483520
Anonymous No.212481187
don't post it, no one here wants to see that
Anonymous No.212481227
I tried....
Anonymous No.212481250 >>212481261 >>212481274 >>212481318 >>212481331 >>212481342 >>212481359 >>212481390 >>212481429 >>212481430 >>212481508 >>212481527 >>212481533
What kind of soup is that?
Anonymous No.212481252
Anonymous No.212481261
>>212481250
FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.212481274
>>212481250
Thanks I just got fired. Thought this board was supposed to be work safe.
Anonymous No.212481289
>>212481118
to try 2?
Anonymous No.212481294
>>212479906 (OP)
> She unmasks herself.
> She was a cockroach all along.
Anonymous No.212481318
>>212481250
RIP in peace anon. thank you for your service
Anonymous No.212481331
>>212481250
cream of sum yung gai
Anonymous No.212481342
>>212481250
based
also please guy take the time to notice it's a zucchini and not a cucumber
Anonymous No.212481359
>>212481250
She is keeping her elbows in. good technique.
Anonymous No.212481390
>>212481250
>shoes on the table
That's disgusting. They're serving food off that table.
Anonymous No.212481429
>>212481250
Anonymous No.212481430 >>212481523
>>212481250
Does the fact that this contains only male nudity make it get banned more or less quickly?
Anonymous No.212481457
A new challenger!?
Anonymous No.212481508
>>212481250
cock-a-leekie
Anonymous No.212481523
>>212481430
>Cartoon
>Only male nudity
>Clearly going to have a humorous effect on /tv/
They usually leave it up for about half-an-hour.
Anonymous No.212481527
>>212481250
The madman did it
Anonymous No.212481533 >>212481696 >>212483721
>>212481250
french cuisine is overrated
Anonymous No.212481696 >>212481985 >>212482083 >>212482084 >>212483721
>>212481533
What even is "French cuisine"? I know what Italian food is, what German food is, even what British food is.
I have no idea what French food is outside of baked goods.
t. Midwesterner
Anonymous No.212481985 >>212482064 >>212483721
>>212481696
Snails and then they have this tortured goose dish where they force feed it butter until it dies of fat. Also frogs.
Anonymous No.212482064
>>212481985
they also enjoy the shit of rats as a delicacy
Anonymous No.212482083
>>212481696
>What even is "French cuisine"?
German cock.
Anonymous No.212482084
>>212481696
french cuisine is when they shove a zucchini in your ass and make you eat cum-infused soup
Anonymous No.212483520
>>212480974
>>212481175
Anonymous No.212483721
>>212481533
>>212481696
>>212481985
retards
french cuisine is hard to pin down because it became so popular that in practise much of western european food, specifically the 'fancy' stuff, is effectively french. The way I'd put it is, french cuisine isn't so much distinct from other mainstrea, forms of cooking, but rather is simply the best version of that form of cooking. A good example of this is that france holds the most michelin stars, and was the country that literally started that standard.