Thread 212479906 - /tv/ [Archived: 763 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:30:18 PM No.212479906

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>You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all. I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen. You wanna know why I'm such a fast learner? You wanna know why I'm such a great cook? Don't laugh. I'm gonna show you.

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:31:52 PM No.212479923

>>212479906 (OP)
>pulls down pants
>shits out a cucumber

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:33:50 PM No.212479954

Just post it

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:36:48 PM No.212480003

>>212479906 (OP)
Do. It.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:20:38 PM No.212480897

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:21:26 PM No.212480910

>>212479906 (OP)
Please don't. It's too early. Come back in a few hours.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:22:50 PM No.212480932

>>212479906 (OP)
oh good you're just sexually assaulting me, i thought you were gonna sexually assault me

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:23:44 PM No.212480953

>>212480932
She's French, she was into it

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:24:50 PM No.212480974

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>>212480953

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:31:26 PM No.212481098

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Dewit

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:33:02 PM No.212481118

My friend tried the cucumber thing and and he told me he couldn't achieve a hands free sissy orgasm. Any tips that I can share with him?

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:36:15 PM No.212481168

>>212480932
Kek

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:36:34 PM No.212481175

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:37:35 PM No.212481187

don't post it, no one here wants to see that

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:39:44 PM No.212481227

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I tried....

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:41:17 PM No.212481250

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What kind of soup is that?

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:41:22 PM No.212481252

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:41:59 PM No.212481261

>>212481250
FUCK YOU

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:42:58 PM No.212481274

>>212481250
Thanks I just got fired. Thought this board was supposed to be work safe.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:43:32 PM No.212481289

>>212481118
to try 2?

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:43:41 PM No.212481294

>>212479906 (OP)
> She unmasks herself.
> She was a cockroach all along.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:45:31 PM No.212481318

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>>212481250
RIP in peace anon. thank you for your service

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:46:08 PM No.212481331

>>212481250
cream of sum yung gai

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:46:38 PM No.212481342

>>212481250
based
also please guy take the time to notice it's a zucchini and not a cucumber

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:47:42 PM No.212481359

>>212481250
She is keeping her elbows in. good technique.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:48:51 PM No.212481390

>>212481250
>shoes on the table
That's disgusting. They're serving food off that table.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:50:51 PM No.212481429

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>>212481250

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:50:57 PM No.212481430

>>212481250
Does the fact that this contains only male nudity make it get banned more or less quickly?

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:52:03 PM No.212481457

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A new challenger!?

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:54:45 PM No.212481508

>>212481250
cock-a-leekie

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:55:21 PM No.212481523

>>212481430
>Cartoon
>Only male nudity
>Clearly going to have a humorous effect on /tv/
They usually leave it up for about half-an-hour.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:55:30 PM No.212481527

>>212481250
The madman did it

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:55:51 PM No.212481533

>>212481250
french cuisine is overrated

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 5:05:04 PM No.212481696

>>212481533
What even is "French cuisine"? I know what Italian food is, what German food is, even what British food is.
I have no idea what French food is outside of baked goods.
t. Midwesterner

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 5:19:12 PM No.212481985

>>212481696
Snails and then they have this tortured goose dish where they force feed it butter until it dies of fat. Also frogs.

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 5:22:39 PM No.212482064

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>>212481985
they also enjoy the shit of rats as a delicacy

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 5:23:25 PM No.212482083

>>212481696
>What even is "French cuisine"?
German cock.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 5:23:26 PM No.212482084

>>212481696
french cuisine is when they shove a zucchini in your ass and make you eat cum-infused soup

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 6:18:58 PM No.212483520

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>>212480974
>>212481175

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 6:26:49 PM No.212483721

>>212481533
>>212481696
>>212481985
retards
french cuisine is hard to pin down because it became so popular that in practise much of western european food, specifically the 'fancy' stuff, is effectively french. The way I'd put it is, french cuisine isn't so much distinct from other mainstrea, forms of cooking, but rather is simply the best version of that form of cooking. A good example of this is that france holds the most michelin stars, and was the country that literally started that standard.