There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don’t want to wait for my coffee. I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me. I like good coffee but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle

>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

>>212483360 (OP)
Then don't go to Starbucks, you fucking idiot.

>>212483360 (OP)
He sure made a big deal out of talking about how not a big deal certain things are.

>>212483360 (OP)
He also thought raw oysters was a lifestyle.
And he literally got cucked to death.

>>212483360 (OP)
He's right though

>>212483360 (OP)
All coffee addicts should be gassed

>>212483360 (OP)
this dead kike is so down to earth, hes just like me!

for a guy who claimed to not care a lot about coffee he sure cared a lot about coffee

>>212483360 (OP)
I get a kick out of his pretentiousness, and the fact that he killed himself over a woman after all his philosophy bs. I almost want to watch his show because of that. Is he often saying stuff like this or the negroni bit?

>>212483360 (OP)
I care about coffee. I have two big cups every morning: Light and sweet, preferably in a bodega. I want coffee. Mmmmmmm I want it

have a negroni. have two.

>>212483531
Coffee is good for you though.

>>212483826
Based coffee enjoyer

>>212483360 (OP)
get cucked, get roped—bourdain

>>212483826
>>212483861
half the time I have coffee, it gives me this horrible existential dread about an hour after I drink it that lasts for a few hours. But for some reason if I have a monster I'm totally fine every time. Luv me monster.

>>212483360 (OP)
The signs of a future suicider: pretend to study the minutiae of basic foods & food rituals, just to make his feelings the real subject.

>>212483360 (OP)
>I want coffee made by an overworked Mexican who didn't sleep last night because he moonlights at the local YMCA as a janitor. I don't want to be spoken proper English by some tattooed English major who thinks clean cups are important. I want the Mexican sweat to drip into the coffee. The salt enhaces the flavour. I know whatever dark brew is keeping Juan and the rest of the team working like squirrels 22 hours a day is what I need. The shits and all.

>>212483426
Negroni bros… was this when it was over?

>>212483360 (OP)
If you commit suicide, that means you failed at life and all your opinions are immediately rendered invalid

>>212483360 (OP)
his entire lifestyle was consuming, this is just jewish side screeching at aryans

imagine being so butthurt you keep spamming threads about a person who died years ago just because he said some bad things about israel

>>212484616
That's not why we hate him. He literally fantasized about white genocide via migrant rape of europeans so he could have more turd world cuisine abominations.

>>212483360 (OP)

Two boradin threads in the catalog.

>Man, that Anthony Bourdain guy, what a piece of work. He swaggers into every dive bar and street stall like he’s the first to discover it, waxing poetic about the soul of a noodle or the heartbreak in a taco. Meanwhile, he’s just a loudmouth with a camera crew, turning every gritty corner of the world into his personal stage. The guy’s got a knack for storytelling, sure, but it’s all so performative—those brooding stares, the over-the-top metaphors about life and death in a bowl of pho. He’s not eating; he’s auditioning for the role of world-weary food prophet. And don’t get me started on how he romanticizes every greasy spoon while conveniently ignoring the roaches in the kitchen. Classic Bourdain—charming, infuriating, and always a little too in love with his own voice. -Grok AI

>>212485469
This feels AI written.

>>212483839
>Eat a bug. Eat two.

>>212483360 (OP)
>bodega
Every person I met who used this term was a massive faggot. They were all from North Jersey though, so that may have been why.

>>212484860
This is 4chan meme cope he’s a hardcore French cooking supremacist and even scowls on third world cooking hygienics in most of the show, actually watch no reserBASEDions you normie slop pig
>inb4 “Negroni bros don’t even flavor dey towns”

>>212483360 (OP)
>There are few things I care about less than suicide. I consider it twice every morning: quick and painless, preferably in the bathroom tub. Any method will do. I don’t want to wait for my death. I don’t want some four-eyed, white coat and stethoscope motherfucker save me from it.
>I like good death but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don't want it without searching for my ex's name online a few hundred times beforehand. It's the only solution, it's not a cop-out.