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Bava

>>212486155
cringe spammer

>>212486040 (OP)
WIPE AWAY MY EYES TOO MUCH
WIPE AWAY MY EYEEEEESSSSS
https://youtu.be/aPGkSP2wnyo?si=9onFYtNuD5HAtIvn

Bava

>>212486040 (OP)
I always imagine the absolute hell of wearing contact lenses in those days.
They were made of pure glass or hard plastic, high risk of eye damage if used incorrectly, inflexible and unbreathable.

>>212486337
One of the best looking horror films, everything from photography to set design and wardrobe is beautiful.

Bleh

>>212486294
>Stigmaaaaataaaaaa

Finally had the opportunity to see this in theaters and while it's decent, I can't understand why it's praised as much as it is. The kills weren't as impressive, fun or elaborate most of the time, the CGI wasn't great (the trash compactor could have been so much better) and the characters aren't that appealing, besides Tony Todd who had the best scene in the movie (mostly because of what happened to him.
But I dig the idea of the movie, Death going after an entire family because one of their ancestors avoided their fate is a cool concept.

>>212486387
Bleh
BLEH
BLEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212486428
Basado

>>212486040 (OP)
I watched Smile last night and thought it was pretty good. I'm planning to watch the second one tonight, I'll keep you all posted.

>>212486155
so anyway watch Red Rooms

Feels like Red Rooms was a setup for the sequela

>Eggers' Nosferatu is finally on Prime
I've got my bottle of red wine (a requirement for vampire movies) and I'm ready to watch it tonight

>>212486705
Need to get to the second one, i enjoyed the first too.

>>212486826
eat that slop

Made a letterboxd list of every Italian horror/giallo movie that's been released on 4K

https://letterboxd.com/beavis97/list/italian-horror-giallo-on-4k/

>>212486294
Coalburner

>>212486461
I was feeling pretty middle of the road about it, but thought the last probably 30 seconds was so dumb and funny that it won me back.

>>212486826
in this case, mountain dew would have been more appropriate.

>>212486883
>>212487288
I thought you guys liked Eggferatu

>>212487124
Yeah, they really went over the top with that scene.

>>212487321
>/hor/ is one person

>>212486040 (OP)
Ray Milland was WAY too good for that movie.

>>212487288
>Mountain Dew
A spooky kind right?

>>212486155
'gento

>>212486294
Great song choice, Nasfren.

>>212486040 (OP)
kino

>>212487502
Ray Milland gives it his all no matter what the production is.

An older horror-noir that he's really great in is Alias Nick Beal

>>212487606
>>212487726
I don't like his face though.

>>212486766
so anyway watch Green Room

>>212487069
now make one for asianshit since that's what I'm into right now

>>212486705
>>212486851
Let us know how they compare. People say the sequel is much better.

>>212487069
I have Zombi 2 and Deep Red, and some of the rest of these on blu-ray (they always release the shit on 4K right after you buy the blu-ray)

Morning cucks

Why is kid's horror from 30/40 years ago always so cozy? How did they do it?

>Addams Family
>Casper
>Beetlejuice
>Gremlins
>Ernest Scared Stupid
>Ghostbusters

>plucks eyes out
>"I can still see!"
Can't believe they chose to cut out that last line of dialogue from the movie.

>>212488409
They weren't scared of offending anyone back then. Now, kids can open twitter, look at terror attacks, murders and shit online for free but adults are like "Yeah, you can put that in the movie, kids are sensible"

I'm quaking in my boots right now, /hor/
I just found out this one girl who dated my younger brother pre-covid killed a guy, cut him into pieces, and spread his body parts all over the country
She was into true crime stuff, so watch out for those types

>>212488409
it's because of tiktokification of child media in general
children aren't taken seriously as an audience so studios just put the bare minimum into it and the directors who are in charge of those films aren't good either as the better ones are put on more promising ips

>>212489584
>She was into true crime stuff, so watch out for those types
But my mother loves True Crime

>>212489658
has she tried to have sex with you?

>>212489879
>tried

>>212486040 (OP)
Holy shit my borderline silent gen dad showed me this movie when I was a kid. What a memory jog. Haven't had this thought in decades.

>>212489926
Sounds like it's time for you to SEE it again

>>212491219
holy kino

>>212489602
Children were NEVER taken seriously and always seen as a "fuck it, they'll watch anything" demographic.
>>212488409
The actual answer is those movies weren't made 'for kids', they were made 'for everyone'. Adults and children.

>>212488409
>Addams Family
>Casper
Christina Ricci.

>>212491219
Is this Zu Warriors?

>>212486461
>the characters aren't that appealing
>mfw
For me I feel one reason I rated it was the ending was cathartic precisely because I hated the MC.

>>212492180
Holy Flame of the Martial World (1983)

>>212492223
Now, I have to say, it's good to finally have a Final Destination in which nobody is an absolute asshole.

>101 Horror Movies Mega Pack Vol 11 Mixed x264 [i_c]
>101 Horror Movies Mega Pack Vol 11 Mixed x264 [i_c]
>101 Horror Movies Mega Pack Vol 11 Mixed x264 [i_c]
>101 Horror Movies Mega Pack Vol 11 Mixed x264 [i_c]

>>212492660
>101 horror classics on 6 DVDs!

>>212492599
Can't believe Owen Benjamin almost married that.

Being in a Lovecraft-themed marathon lately. Already seen:

>Pickman's Model
from Del Taco's netflix series
>Dagon
creepy atmosphere despite low budget, tfw no mermaidfu
>Re-animator
had its moments, West was kino, blonde was hot, but all-in-all wasn't something special - plus HPL considered it its weakest story anyway

Planning to see From Beyond, am1200, The Call of Cthulhu and Mouth of Madness. Any additions or warnings?

>>212493413
I would recommend checking out either adaptaion of the lurking fear, one of them called "the lurking fear" the other being called "bleeders" or "hemoglobin"
theyre fast and loose with the plot in both but that seems to be common with those kinds of adaptations

>>212493413
The Haunted Palace is an old Vincent Price classic.

>>212493413
comfy Japanese made for tv adaption of The Shadow over Innsmouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38fTinumkk0

>>212492599
Wednesday and the Casper chick, man, she was one of my first irrealistic crush when I was a kid.

>>212493413
The Dunwich Horror is kinda slow but its worth it for the soundtrack, Dean Stockwell and Sandra Dee's thighs.

>>212493413
Not directly inspired by a work of lovecraft but very close in atmosphere and themes.

I faced real horror today. Apparently I clicked on the wrong length for an investment, and now I have very little money for the next 12 months. Not sure how I'm going to make it until then. This might be the last Halloween for me.

>>212493908
just do a chargeback dummy

>>212493908
>This might be the last Halloween for me.
Anon starves tonight

>>212493656
Japs can already do horror really well and adding Lovecraft to the mix you get something special
nice on anon

>>212494118
Pretty much. Still have to pay car insurance twice during that time, so I'm basically fucked.
>>212494091
Not how it works. At best, I can try to sell it early and just eat the penalty, which I'd rather not do.

>>212486705
I thought Smile 2 was a much better film than the original personally. Even though I'm not big on pop dancers, its just a much better paced and livelier film compared to the first. Not sure where they can go from there though, you'll understand when you get to the ending.

>>212494462
Mass Hysteria, Paranoïa, Carnage Candy.
I know there is the killing rule in the movie but seeing how they changed them in the second part (this is the worst idea in this movie), they could totally say killing a cursed one would not change shit.

>>212493413
Loosely based on The Thing on the Doorstep by Lovecraft

>>212493812
Gives Wickerman vibes doesn't it?

I watched the evil dead 2 yesterday and I don't completely understand the beginning but that I was so amazed by what followed that I nearly forgot about it anyway

>>212494932
mmm, airbrushed soles

>>212495335
Have you seen Evil Dead 1?

>>212495383
Well, here's a shot from the movie then

>>212495579
Noice.

>>212495579
Kino.

There's gonna be a new version of Toxie II + III that edits them together into the original screenplay. Should be interesting.
At the time they shot so much footage they were like fuck it we'd make more money with two films so released them that way.

>>212493413
>blonde was hot
Uh that would be the legendary, the amazing, loving wife of mine, Barbara Crampton. Put some respect on her name, sonny. Fucking kids I swear.

>>212496153
Aged like wine.

>>212496184
Most wine actually doesn't age well

>>212492599
Ricci's such a babe.

>>212496278
Crampton is not like most wine

>>212495466
yeah, that's why I was confused but I looked up Bruce Campbell's explanation

>>212496477
>>212495335
The beginning of Evil Dead 2 is just a quick retelling of what happened in Evil Dead 1, but without the full cast of characters. They do it again in Army of Darkness

>>212496153
What elevates her is that she's not just good looks, but can also perform and hold her own as well.

>>212496295
That film is the hottest she's ever looked, Gallo sure ha peak aesthetic sense.

>>212496153
>loving wife of mine
Someone just got a new stepdad.

Osgood Perkins has another film coming out that's actually due out 2025
>Keeper follows a couple as they escape for a romantic anniversary weekend at a secluded cabin. When Malcolm (Sutherland) suddenly returns to the city, Liz (Maslany) finds herself isolated and in the presence of an unspeakable evil that unveils the cabin’s horrifying secrets.
Not written by him though.

>>212496083
I didn't know about this. Pretty interested to see it. 2 and 3 are pretty different, so I can't imagine how they were once 1 movie. They must have added/removed a lot from the original scripts to make them solo entries? Going to Japan to find your father and fighting the devil seem like to different stories...

I loved this movie

>>212497986
sheesh, his hairline is almost as bad as mine

>>212497362
Yeah I don't actually know either, it's possible there was unseen content that didn't make it into either of the films. Maybe even unseen 80s tits.

Ended up watching several episodes of this for some reason on the Horror Stories app
>Didn't know wife was a vampire before he married her
>Turns him into vampire but he doesn't want to be one
>Wife kidnaps little girl so they can be a "family"
>He tries to free little girl and wife attacks him
>Kills wife in fight and takes little girl home
>Decides to stay close and watch over her
>She is now an adult news reporter and he develops romantic feelings for her....

>>212497986
Maniac if it was written by a woman.

>>212497227
>Someone just got a new stepdad.

>>212498037
It's over.

>>212498087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcrrUuRoWT4

Just finished Blair Witch 2 and it was way worse than I remember. At least it had a nice goth girl. I love goth girls.

>more female body horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFpC-pCz9jI
I feel like we're gonna get at least 5 more of these and it's all your fault for seeing The Substance in theater.

>>212498108
I saw a non-horror that reminded me of Maniac last night, Bilbao (1978).

>>212493699
Hands down of the the most disturbing film I've ever seen

>kid decides to go to the movies

>grab some popcorn & get halfway through

>notice the audience is skin literally turning blue

>are they ghouls/undead zombies it's never clear

>they start ripping her into pieces

The atmosphere & theme song still stuck in my head 35 years later m8

>>212498495
The audio placement in the film is really brilliant. A bit similar to Possession, there's lots of sparse sections and then powerful stings and synth additions.
I've seen new films starting to do this more, Possessions influence in particular.

>>212498322
I assumed it was trying to capitalize on the popularity of Twilight, but it came out a year before the first movie. I guess the books were popular though. I also felt like it copied Angel because he's a private detective.

>>212498263
and not even combover
because his hairline doesn't go far enough

>>212498081
I had read they were originally one movie, so I'm looking forward to it, even though 2 and 3 aren't that good. Maybe this will redeem them...
I've had one of the songs from the original stuck in my head and never realized the soundtrack isn't available. Not the one I was thinking of, but here's a remake of this song because it's never been released either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuq1C72g2hM&list=RDyuq1C72g2hM&start_radio=1

Watch Lowlifes, starring Canadian actress Amanda Fix as Amy Manning

>>212498037
Just embrace it

>>212500280
I try to keep it shaved but shaving my dome takes forever and I'm lazy so I usually look like a slob

I'm watching scream for the first time. I wasn't expecting this to have such a sense of humor.

The Legend Of Six Fingers. That's the shitty no-budget FF movie I was trying to think of when someone was asking for the cheapest of the cheap a few months back.

>>212500451
understandable

>>212486040 (OP)
Hello /film/ i am pleased to share with you this brand new picture of Sarah Gadon and her daughter and they are ABSOLUTELY ANGELIC.

>>212500546
just finished this. scream was kino.
but from how that ended I've no clue how they made half a dozen sequels.

>>212493413
The Resurrected
Color Out of Space
Dreams in the Witch-House (Masters of Horror series)

>>212498037
>bald crown
>grown rest long
>be bald with ponytail
>be chad

>>212493413
Marebito

>>212500451
Don't shave, it's lame, go the George Constanza way, that's true acceptance.

>>212500546
>>212502096
When there's a demand, the studios will make damn sure to fulfill it. You made a good call watching that though, it still holds up very well as a murder mystery film.

>>212504200
Kek.

>>212498349
>so many bad sequels
Why?

>kills older gentlemen
>abducts child and tortures them
>kills child and longtime friend/associate
>noooo! I can't bring myself to drown le chinkarino to fulfill the goal I've been working towards
Such a stupid way to end the movie, she was clearly so far gone at that point it seems entirely unbelievable to think that's "the line"
Also
> car comes out of literally nowhere at decent speed
??? Thought it was decent enough until the end where it just becomes retarded

>>212502079
>/film/

>>212502096
Honestly the Scream sequels are pretty decent. In comparison, I think IKWYDLS is worse than all of them.

>>212502647
steelexo

>>212504517
What the hell are you talking about?

>>212504615
The Beach House

>>212504517
People were saying it was grimdark but the pivot at the end really undercut it all. Even the boy surviving was pretty happy clappy. Should have made him explode and kill several cops. Now that's a fucking ending.

>>212504615
If you don't know, then obviously I don't want to spoil it for you anon

>>212504693
Yea, I saw so much about how "bleak" and it le broke me watching this lol. I was expecting a more fucked ending. like have her kill the child and the soul transfer is just bogus and not real

>>212504200
kek

>>212498349
The 2016 one isn't bad. I mean it's not great but compare it to most other found footages and it'll come out on tome because it's higher budget.

>>212502647
Unfortunate crop.

this have any horror stuff in it?

>>212505773
Why is there a Rancor?

>>212505957
they ran-cor'd out of ideas

>>212506063
I didn't think my wife posted here.

>>212496083
my body is ready

>>212507262
women be howlin'

>>212507262
This is what really happened on that "suicide" tape they keep hidden.

>>212502487
>The Resurrected
Great one. Should be more known.

>>212507262
>woman when you meet her
>2 years in
>5 years in

>>212507779
I haven't seen that one. It is now known.

>Do nothing
>Win

>>212486705
>>212487870
>>212494462
Okay having watched Smile 2 I thought it was really good and a lot better than the first which I already liked. It is definitely livelier, and for lack of a better word, more stylish. Also really loved the cinematography of this one, a lot of really fun shots and cuts. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

>>212508622
That's actually pretty impressive. And/or acting is all made up and you're probably born with it.

>>212508622
>[Sally's] so sweet offscreen. But definitely when we're getting into more intense scenes while you're in the moment, she can be sort of terrifying. And then after they call 'cut,' she goes back to being Sally and I'm like, Wow.'" Sora Wong said.

>>212486826
>>212486883
>>212487288
Good grief, what a piece of shit. Boring throughout, slow as can be, ugly, etc.
Eggers is the kind of director who will do a ton of research for his movie, and then use all the knowledge, not caring what actually works and benefits the movie he's trying to make. He'll have 1/3 of it be in some ancient language nobody knows or cares about and never think how it's affecting his movie. He'll see that the original Nosferatu film had color tinting, and try to use that in his own adaptation, not caring how ugly and bland it makes the whole thing look in every scene because he isn't shooting it on 100 year old celluloid film that benefits from that look.
This isn't a good director, this is some halfwit trying to make a name for himself in the most pretentious way, with no understanding of what he's even doing.

Lily Rose Depp gives a good performance, but it's wasted in a production that doesn't even care enough to capitalize on its casts' performances. The director is too distracted by the smell of his stinking asshole to try to make use of the few things he has going for him.

>>212508853
based

>>212509788
>Lily Rose Depp gives a good performance,

you have to be joking

>>212509788
Interesting. I'd say many of the scenes visually are the best thing about it. Some where overdone, but others like his entry into the castle I thought were great. Or the falling snow in the city draped in shadows.
I did hate it though, because of the miserable characters and unrelenting score.

>>212509852
She does, it just isn't enough to carry the film. Memes aside, she has established herself here as a capable actress. The only good performance in the film.

>>212509888
>I'd say many of the scenes visually are the best thing about it
I couldn't even see most of the scenes because they follow the modern paradigm of everything being stupidly dark and blended together.
The two best shots were him walking towards the phantom carriage at the crossroads in the forest, and the passage to the castle. Other than that, it was all just gummy and bland.

>>212509852
i call it the vampire curse

>>212509947
I need to go back and make some webms and remind myself. Saw it in theater, that does assist with dark movies.
Until Dawn was super dark but I only noticed it later looking at webms.

>>212509954
Even Cage has a better hairline than Depp here.

>>212498087
The vampire best friend (Dohring) is cool in this but Blood Ties is the superior vampire detective show (more monster of the week, female lead a stunt woman)

>>212510313
This webm looks better than anything in Eggers' Nosferatu

Watched The Fifth Cord last night, one of the dubbed giallo movies where the English dub and English subtitles don't match up. The wire for my earphones is fucked so half the time I was reading subs and half listening to the dub, it's kind of funny how often it changed the characterisation

Does anybody even give a shit about me
kek
does anybody in the fucking world ev dnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>212486387
>The Doctor is in

>>212511005
calm down

>>212493413
Incident In A Ghostland is Lovecraftian and has cute girls. Go watch it. One of the girls was even irreversibly scarred during filming. Face cut to shit by broken glass. Wild.

>>212511132
>calm down
NO

>>212511199
>yeah, you can bang on the big glass pane as hard as possible, we're 100% sure it's safe

>>212510313
Until Dawn movie made no fucking sense. It couldn't decide if things were supposed to be mystical or scientific. All we got is a mishmash of unexplained nonsense. Was it a curse? Was it a time dilation area? What was the significance of the hourglass? What caused the time loop? No answers, probably never even conceived of in the first place by the writers. Just Things Happening for their own sake. The definition of slop. Monkey-brained.

>>212511507
To be fair, some kino movies have been made that way. But I'm pretty sure Sandberg starts with SFX ideas and works his way back.
If you watch Annabelle: Creation it's a bunch of monster/ghost set pieces all apparently orchestrated by a demon but could easily be several different films.

>>212511550
I can't wait for October

>>212511598
Yeah anything with Savini on it or in it will have changed because he came up with something sick they need to film and insert into the plot

>>212508622
>zero experience
OH IT SHOWS

>>212511598
But in this case they had a solid story ready from the game, they didn't have to come up with new incoherent and disconnected setpieces.

Bring her back

>>212511952
no problem for Tomie

>>212511639
I keep having to stop myself from watching my Halloween list.

>Lena wakes up in a moving camper trailer with a horrifying wound. She’s warned by the driver that they have one hour to get to a doctor, or she’ll succumb to an unimaginably awful fate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB-bRk_cULM

>Abigail
Oh man I'd hate to be trapped in that house.
I'd be scared stiff the entire time haha

>>212511479
OH N-

>>212512277
she shouldve sued for way more money

>>212512277
>Punished Snood

>>212512277
How that she's hideously ugly is she obtainable for a 9/10 like me?

>>212512277
she still cute tho

>>212512277
The poster is really on the nose. God damn studios.

watched the original Mummy movie from the 30's. lts was fine.

Hey horrorchads, I like occult-themed horror movies that take the subject matter seriously. My favorite movie, as pleb as it sounds, is Dr. Sleep, mostly because it depicts a world with an "occult underground" very realistically and takes its cosmology seriously.

I really liked A Dark Song too. I tried watching The Ninth Gate and was just bored. Could I get some recs in this genre?

Also wondering if there are any "schlock but solid" ghost movies in the last couple years. I enjoyed The Conjuring and even Paranormal Activity.

>>212513064
I also liked Talk To Me for reference. Well enough at least.

>>212504345
It seems that's a rule. Sequels are always bad.

>>212513064
When Evil Lurks
Occult 2009

>>212513064
Also
>Terrified (forget the Spanish name)
>Exhuma
And for a laugh watch Deadstream

>>212513064
The Orphanage 2007

The something weird 50th generation print or whatever they used looks so much better than the Vinegar Syndrome version with all the mold damage.

>>212513064
The Masque of Red Death
The Void
Eko Eko Azarak

>>212514734
>see it with someone you trust

Recent horror watches:

>Missing Child Videotape
It's a 5.5-6/10 supernatural horror-drama. I can see people thinking it's a boring movie and it is slow at times.
>Baby Blue
I enjoyed this and even thought the humor was good at times. There is definitely a scene or two that everyone will remember after watching it. If you've seen it, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
>Found Footage: The Making Of The Patterson Project
Not as kino as I thought it was going to be, but it's still a good FF movie. It's certainly more comedy forward and the horror is muted, coming at the end.
>Henshurei: Deleted
Boring. Falls in with all those other low budget supernatural Japanese horror movies.
>Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead
What a step down from Joy Ride. Showing Rusty more is a mistake, but glad they kept the same VO actor. It's a 4/10.
>Joy Ride 3
On one hand the gore and effects are shockingly good, but also ridiclous at times. On the other hand, showing Rusty completely was a mistake, as was not having Ted Levine do his voice. It's just not the same. Wouldn't mind a reboot/retcon of this trilogy because the premise does work. It's still below average.

>>212512456
ayyyyyylmao

>>212513286
SHIT film.

>>212512277
I hope she sued the shit out of them.

>>212512277
>>212512456
Looks like Dasha in the thumbnail.

Similar succubus premise.

https://youtu.be/930EHX8omQ8

Moshi moshi

>>212505773
There's some horror-y kills

>>212486040 (OP)
Milland starred in a great giallo, The Pyjama Girl Case

>>212511005
Kek how drunk were you when you posted this?

I saw Marshmallow last night and enjoyed it. I was always engaged and wondering what the fuck is going on. I went on Reddit and they all absolutely hated it.

>>212514848
>>212514487
>>212514230
>>212514204
Thanks guys, got a list now. Watching When Evil Lurks now and it's amazing.

>>212511005
I love you

>>212505036
You were right. It was much better than Book of Shadows. It wasn't bad.

>>212516315
>does he know?

>>212513064
>I really liked A Dark Song too.
Dark Song was funny for how comically fat and ugly the mystic guy was. Looked like the stereotype of a redditor. The way he dressed up in asian clothing made it even funnier.

>>212486040 (OP)
I love this film. Pure kino.

>>212516904
It is on point for the kind of people who make or respond to that ad

Milland is such a perfect cunt in this film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYjK7RIFII4

Are there any horror movies where we actually see society collapse instead of the movie skipping to the aftermath?

>>212517504
Dawn of the dead

>>212517504
No because it doesn't make any sense. There's no way a military wouldn't immediately BTFO all zombies in a short time. They really can't funnel them with bait and then use drones or a goddamn tank to just run them down?

Movie lineup for tomorrow morning so far:

>Babysitter Wanted
>Bad Ben
>Devon
>2 Girls 1 Gut

>>212517914
>There's no way a military wouldn't immediately BTFO all zombies in a short time.
If there was a zombie outbreak 90% of the military would desert to make sure their families were safe.

>>212518107
Yes, because they definitely do that in real conflicts. Oh wait, they don't, they still fight because if they go AWOL or become a deserter, they face severe punishments.

>>212517504
The Dead Don't Die-- one of horror's biggest missed opportunities btw

>>212518287
>real conflicts
Can you link to the real zombie apocalypses?
You're thinking zombie containment is like the Iraq romp instead of rapid bottom-up societal breakdown/civil war. When the orders come on in to bomb Hometown, USA, soldiers will start rebelling.

>>212517914
You can destroy my specimens, but what about the millions more that are waiting to greet you outside? Do you really think you can "BTFO" them? All of them?

Sorry Bring Her Back was actually epic and it has a normal 1:38 runtime and didn't over-use those gay as wide shot A24 shots and slow pans and everything. Just a classic horror movie that sets up sympathetic characters very well.

Jay Bauman is going to cream his pants to this

>>212519157
I bet he will. Jay Bauman's opinion on horror films is worthless thoughbeit

>>212519007
You do know that the National Guard is part of the military, right? They've been deployed for riots before. You really think the military wouldn't be deployed for zombies?

>>212507262
I don't get why she turned into a small were-dog thing. Did the snout just not emerge yet during her transformation?

>>212519647
A riot isn't a zombie apocalypse.
I accept your concession.

>>212519828
Thanks for exposing yourself as a redditor.

>>212493413
Older Gods

>>212519114
Just need a couple of 80-year-old German made crematorium ovens, and it shouldn't take long to get rid of 6 million of them.

>>212519695
Cut them some slack, there's never been a good female werewolf design in a horror movie. They just don't know how.

Is this movie worth my time?

>>212520022
I didn't think it was that bad. Far better than 28 Weeks which peaked 15 minutes in, but definitely not as good as the original 28 Days. It is sort of 2 movies in one though, and the first half is absolutely far stronger than the second. The last few minutes is basically where it starts leading to the sequel, and that's what has me pretty concerned about Bone Temple/Part 2 since it was a bizarre change in tone. Also made it feel less like a standalone story in zombie infested UK, I can't imagine it'll be any better with an American directing the next film.

>>212493413
Most of the adaptations not already mentioned are some degree of crap unfortunately. This includes:
The Shuttered Room
Die, Monster, Die
The Curse
Die Farbe (aka The Color Out Of Space)

There's an 00's remake of The Dunwich Horror with Stockwell as the professor this time I turned off 10 minutes in.
The Evil Clergyman segment of Pulse Pounders with Combs and Crampton was released as a standalone.

Haven't seen Colour From The Dark.
Same for the Pickman's Model and Cool Air episodes of Night Gallery along with various and sundry other film and tv versions of his stuff.

>>212493812
I remember being genuinely distracted by how beautiful Lucy Boyton was in this film

shit

>The Other
>Unable to conceive, a couple seeks to build a family with a young orphan, survivor of tragic childhood. But their act of love turns to horror when they realize the violence in their foster's past has returned to destroy the new family.
>white couple adopts black girl
Yeah, sounds pretty terrifying to me.

>>212493812
>The Apostle

This looks cool.

>>212521313
I loved Wicker man. How is this compared to The Wicker Man?

>>212523369
gayer than a looney troon in a kindergarten

>>212523369
like comparing fine wine to spit

>>212493413
The Mist

>>212520705
Based

Meow

>>212520022
dicklet zombies in tatters rn

One... cut a hole in the box

>>212516759
I know I made a fairly complex meal last night but I don't remember making it or eating it. The ingredients are all gone, so I know I made it, and some of the side dish is still in the fridge.

All I remember is that Nosferatu sucked

>>212511005
>>212525932
Based alcoholic

>>212521313
>The Wicker Man remake was a joke, luckily we have the people involved with the original coming back to do a TRUE modernization
>oh jesus christ

>>212525932
>>212526243
I posted on here very, very drunk once but somehow I didn't misspell anything. "I'm way too drunk to deal with this shit tonight" or something like that

any ultra comfy 40s/50s horror?

>>212526457
Cat People (1942)
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1941)
Tarantula (1955)
I Married A Monster From Outer Space (1958)
Then do me a favor and watch the Cat people remake from the 80s :)

>>212526457
Dead of Night

>>212526457
house of wax
the tingler
them
warning from space
creature from the black lagoon
abbot and costello meets frankenstein
house of frankenstein
the invisible man appears
bluebeard

>>212487321
I liked it

>>212527855
Based Rossellini appreciator.

>>212514230
>Terrified (forget the Spanish name)
Aterrados? It's good, pretty freaky

>>212516811
Now we wait for whatever reboot film they're doing next anon. It's somewhere in production.

>>212529064
I'd hide in the corner too if I pee'd my pants. It is in fact not the coolest.

>>212514938
Appreciate your reviews anon.

>>212526457
Abbott and Costello Meets The Mummy. Or Meets anything really.

>>212529118
Thanks. Glad someone gets something out of it. I don't really watch the most popular or known movies, so I figure 99% just scroll past it.

If you are "pls be in london" you can go see Paranormal Activity on stage. Never really thought about it but could be kino to see a horror stage play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXfAsRIb4A

>>212526373
I drunk post sometimes, but it's pretty rare. I used to drink daily, now it's less than a few nights per month.

This was a decent movie but I found the plot a bit confusing and there might be plotholes.

>>212529469
I want to see Evil Dead the Musical

/hor/ dies tonight

>>212520143
I found the second half more thematically interesting and emotional.

>>212530006
People in my theater laughed when the kid climbed the bone structure.
>oi mate just let me pop down to the oven and fry up ye mum for ya! be back in five!

>>212526373
>>212529776
I'm only visiting because I'm drunk. /hor/ actually seems decent rn though, maybe I'll stick around for a bit.

>>212530669
I found the place in October 2023. Came back again late August 2024, been here ever since. Besides the takedown period last April.

Mount Rushmore of horror-comedy
Evil Dead II
Shaun of the Dead
An American Werewolf in London
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

>>212530002
IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS

>>212516801
>I went on Reddit and they all absolutely hated it.
As much as a certain retard loves to cry that this general is "Reddit", the actual horror sub reddit has absurdly shit taste and couldn't be any more different from /hor/. /hor/core is a bunch of weird low budget and cult classic shit, reddithorrorcore is artsy drama-horror. Most horror that tries to be comedic or "campy" gets a lot of shit in the horror sub reddit.

>>212530812
I thought Scream was pretty funny.

what are the best 2025 horror so far?

>>212530789
I've been around for years now but I take months-long breaks when the a utism becomes too unbearable. I like talking to the actual /hor/anons who aren't inbred indians.

>finally joined AvistaZ (private asian movie tracker)
>all those movies that previously had no subs available anywhere else have them here
>hell yeah
>those subs are AI-generated garbo 9 out of 10 times

foo

>>212530812
>no mention of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
ngmi

>>212530920
The Ugly Stepsister (/hor/fu kino)
M3GAN 2.0 (only light horror elements but it's a horror-sequel and it's kino)
Until Dawn (stealth sequel/sidequel to the game, very fun creature movie)
The Monkey (best Final Destination movie of the year)
Final Destination: Bloodlines (second best Final Destination movie of the year)

>>212530669
spammers are asleep or banned right now which is why the thread is both slower and people are actually talking about movies

>>212530853
Scream is far more horror than it s comedy. but yea i agree it could replace American werewolf in terms of quality.

>>212530984
I do see it, but not much. Maybe I just don't download them. I always check comments and subtitle Like/Dislikes. I'm still waiting for real subtitles for Holy Night.

>>212530836
Why is reddit like this?

>>212530812
>>212530853
>>212531050
There are really two "kinds" of horror comedies
>mainly comedy with horror elements
>mainly horror with comedy elements
Both are fun. Scream, An American Werewolf in London, and Gremlins would fall into the latter. Tucker and Dale, The Monster Squad, and Gremlins 2 would fall into the former.

Why is reddit like this?

>>212492223
He should have lived. The twist that he wasn't actually related to the grandma's side of the family was funny and it would have been kino just having a guy who death can't kill running around trying to save his family.

>>212527855
I remember watching this as a kid and trying so desperately hard to see her nipples.

>>212530812
missing someone?

>>212530812
Student Bodies should be in the Washington position. Truthfully, Tucker And Dale is the only one there that's actually funny.

>>212530998
Probably because it's a series. not a movie. I only just spotted this myself on streaming.

>>212530836
>absurdly shit taste
I feel insane reading movie reviews anywhere else but here. Pretty sure this is the only place where more people like Dashcam than dislike it.

>>212531376
>Student Bodies
Kino, unironically one of the best slashers of its era imo.

>>212529064
Speaking of reboots, its weird that Texas Chainsaw Massacre has another one in the works. At least with Blair Witch you can add onto its mythology and you can lean into the paranormal and there were some neat segments, but I'm not sure what else you have with Texas Chainsaw besides making a full on exaggerated biopic loosely based on Ed Gein.

>>212530920
Until Dawn

>>212531434
Maybe it's just the rights are easy to acquire. Meanwhile F13 is in legal limbo and Freddy has no actor to helm it.

>>212531434
>>212531544
Studios pass the Texas Chainsaw license around like a five dollar whore.

>>212531646
but it is a five dollar whore

TCM peaked with part 2 and nothing has come close since

>>212530920
The Monkey and Dead Mail

>>212531646
Unfortunately this is true.

>>212531646
the last texas chainsaw reboot was good thou?

I'll bake

>>212532182
It was shit

NEW
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>>212532360
>>212532360
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>>212532360

>>212532182
It was fun seeing a bunch of hipsters die and the gore in that film was excellent, but I don't know if I'd put it in the same category of good that the first two TCMs were.

>>212532554
i thought TCM 2 was largely seen as a joke

The Ritual (2025) was really bad. I don't know who thought it was a good Idea to cast Pacino as the old priest. He clearly didn't care.