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Anonymous No.212486129 >>212486343 >>212486527 >>212486539 >>212486548 >>212486674 >>212486796 >>212486889 >>212487406 >>212487913 >>212488034 >>212488649 >>212491423 >>212494885 >>212495144 >>212498370 >>212498375 >>212502773 >>212504540 >>212504684
Where do the Xenomorphs come from?
What would their world look like? Do they even have one?
Anonymous No.212486343 >>212486430 >>212486583 >>212504136
>>212486129 (OP)
these questions were answered in Prometheus and Covenant but the answers were stupid. you're better off not knowing
Anonymous No.212486430
>>212486343
Not canon regardless.
Anonymous No.212486527 >>212486728 >>212491512
>>212486129 (OP)
Where is your OP image is from?
Anonymous No.212486539
>>212486129 (OP)
>be Space Jockey
>spend all day in your goon chair looking at the hottest porn from all over the galaxy
>you swivel your giant penis gun to specific wall vaginas that communicate various things to your ship
>jerk off your penis gun until it squirts goop into the wall vagina
>ship flies and lands on alien egg temple
>drink too much monster, heart racing, it explodes out of your chest
>fossilize
>be found ten thousand years later in an embarassing pose
Anonymous No.212486548 >>212486668
>>212486129 (OP)
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Anonymous No.212486583
>>212486343
I thought they were genetically engineered bio-weapons, are they just regular beasties?
Anonymous No.212486629
>what was that black goo?
Anonymous No.212486668
>>212486548
That's good, sweatie. Head on back to your superman threads.
Anonymous No.212486671 >>212487516 >>212487623 >>212487897
My buddy says there’s a β€˜Ridley-verse’ and that the Alien, Blade Runner, and even Gladiator films share that same universe. Is this true or fanwank bullshit?
Anonymous No.212486674 >>212486768
>>212486129 (OP)
We’re already at the point people feel free to post their emoji laden ChatGPT responses as if it’s interesting and should be talked about.

Why the fuck don’t you just keep talking to your bot you fucking NPC?
Anonymous No.212486699
we just don't know
Anonymous No.212486728
>>212486527
Alternate theories by fans as to the nature of the xenomorphs and jockeys/engineers (assuming Prometheus and Covenant never happened).
Anonymous No.212486749
This is the second time ive seen this exact thead today. Fucking pajeet disney writers stuck for ideas for the xenomorph homeworld. The xenomorph is ike the jew. No land of its own. It just fucks up everywhere it goes. Picture somewhere beautiful then destroy it. That would be pretty close i think
Anonymous No.212486768
>>212486674
Sorry the studio rejected your script anon. Hang in there lil guy.
Anonymous No.212486774 >>212488481
Again? >>212444293
Anonymous No.212486796
>>212486129 (OP)
How did you get GPT4 to shit out the last idea? cause I doubt it shit that out without any hint and indication of what you're looking for since a lot of those damn ideas are loosely taken from the other thread.
Anonymous No.212486806 >>212486888 >>212486956
When's that fucking Alien tv show coming out so I know when I can stop being annoyed by these pajeet threads?
Anonymous No.212486888 >>212486966
>>212486806
do you not have internet to check from? anyway it comes out in august
Anonymous No.212486889
>>212486129 (OP)
I read an Aliens novel where they went to the homeworld and there was a mutant hive of red xenomorphs.
Anonymous No.212486956
>>212486806
They're LARPing as Weyland Yutani interns, they're afraid mentioning LV-426 or the failed missions will get them banned
Anonymous No.212486966
>>212486888
Am I not on the Internet right now??
Anyway, thanks for telling me.
Checked.
Questions will be answered.
Anonymous No.212486992 >>212487743
>I fucking hated this turn into deifying the Alien and putting it on a pedestal as some perfect species. They're just an extremely well-adapted obligate parasite. Which is all they need to be because they're just a species of space monster that eats people.

>The idea that the Engineers, who are an actual highly advanced race, would come across what is essentially a species of giant insect and decide to worship it is absurd. The aliens are highly intelligent for being bugs. They have no written language, no technology, no art, no science...again, they're obligate parasites whose whole life is a quest for more meat.


>Agreed that they don't need to be god beings, but they also are not literal bugs. They were just using that analogy to something familiar. They should remain alien creatures with all that entails. They shouldn't just be feral animals wanting to kill and eat animals then go into hibernation when it's done. That's stupid and boring. The idea that they create biological structures, statues, and transform the worlds into giger-esque nightmares was far better. They don't need to create art that we enjoy for it still to be art to them.


Consider the following: Aliens are the equivalent of macro virus bacteriophages. That's why Ridley, Ash, Weyland have such a hard-on for it.
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/01/microbe-puppets-judith-hope/
Anonymous No.212487406
>>212486129 (OP)
The Xenomorphs come from David's lab. Where the creatures he based them on come from is a mystery.
Anonymous No.212487516 >>212487748 >>212498273 >>212505918
>>212486671
No, Ridley does not own the alien series and is not in any way responsible for its popularity. Two of his movies can be said to be connected then other non-ridley movies share enough similarities to be included.
>Blade Runner
>Alien 1/2
>Outland
>Soldier
So it's an Aliens-verse
Anonymous No.212487557
>>212486252
Yeah I'll acknowledge that they're operating on some unknown level and who knows how advanced their intelligence really is, but one thing that can't be denied is that they manufacture nothing except what can be produced by their own excretions. Which might be taken as a sign of just extreme self-dependence and not needing what they haven't got but at the same time, how impressed are we supposed to be by something whose entire repertoire consists of using its bodily fluids? The impressive things about them are all physical traits. I terms of intelligence, they *are* intelligent but it seems be like dolphin-level intelligence where they're smart but incapable of applying that intellect to anything beyond their immediate circumstances.

So, again, why are the engineers supposed to give a fuck? The Aliens are really good at converting whatever spaces they find into hives but they can't create the spaces. They require an external food source which they can't produce themselves. They can survive in the vacuum of space but will never learn how to traverse space because they adapt biologically and not intellectually. The Engineers can cross galaxies and manipulate the building blocks of life itself, I still don't buy that they looked at some parasitic organism whose offspring face-rape people to reproduce living in cocoons made of its own spit and thought "wow, this thing is clearly leagues ahead of us let's worship it." It's a retarded plot point by a retarded writer.
Anonymous No.212487623 >>212487933
>>212486671
I wouldn't mind alien movie set in gladiator times.
One of the alien books was a bit like that but not really. Was on some planet where people still used spears and shields or some shit, don't remember well anymore
Anonymous No.212487743 >>212488619 >>212489181 >>212499430 >>212500504
>>212486992
That only explains being interested in them as a biological curio with biological applications, though. Treating it like some kind of deity still makes no sense. No one worships viruses
Anonymous No.212487748
>>212487516
>is not in any way responsible for its popularity
Ridley derangement syndrome is real.
Anonymous No.212487897
>>212486671
No idea about Gladiator but according to Ridley himself, Blade Runner and Alien are in the same universe, yes. But he doesn't own the IP so I have no idea whether or not that actually influences anything.
Anonymous No.212487913
>>212486129 (OP)
That all sounds retarded to me.
Anonymous No.212487933
>>212487623
Alien Phalanx, it was called. Pretty good read. Proves that you can do more with the IP than "monster escapes kills everyone".
Anonymous No.212487961
Maybe a massive super planet with lots of caves and oceans. Primordial type planet.
Anonymous No.212488034
>>212486129 (OP)
In the comic they come from another planet. And they aren't even the big baddies there. But the OP image also has a ton of good ideas. Sometimes the theorycrafting and ideas are more interesting than the actual answer. Ridley raped the franchise.
Anonymous No.212488481
>>212486774
let op have his moment. he should have asked a different question tho.
Anonymous No.212488619
>>212487743
>No one worships viruses
You should see how gaga people get over:
cats, dogs, pikachu, butterflies, pets, tamagotchis
insects
math
art
architecture
science
astrology
drugs
pajeets worshipping toilets but never using them.
jannie and his job
football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_H0Ik2vdQ&ab_channel=Xsuprio
Anonymous No.212488649 >>212489510
>>212486129 (OP)
1 seems plausible, 3 and 7 are neat, the rest is a bunch of overthought pseud bullshit
Anonymous No.212488758 >>212489536
My theory from the prometheus trailers was that the aliens WERE an extinct god race, possibly the progenitors of the space jockeys themselves, i speculated that they were trying to reverse engineer them but could only create hyper inteligent primal abominations
Anonymous No.212489181 >>212489903
>>212487743
>No one worships viruses
*laughs in Nurgle*
Also gods of diseases like smallpox existed. So people literally did.
Anonymous No.212489510
>>212488649
6 seems fairly generic and straightforward.
Anonymous No.212489536 >>212489587
>>212488758
>possibly the progenitors of the space jockeys themselves
That's dumb and just George Lucas storytelling. Everything has to be connected for no reason. No one just stumbled into something already going on. Nah, everything has met a hundred times before. The aliens are part of humanit, everyone has shared creators, they may as well all live in the same house since no one is unfamiliar with each other
Anonymous No.212489587 >>212489920
>>212489536
>they may as well all live in the same house since no one is unfamiliar with each other
Add it to the list. A wacky sitcom starring xenomorphs, a predator, a human, and an engineer living in the same house.
Anonymous No.212489903
>>212489181
>people living in a pre-industrial era who didn't even know about microorganisms prayed to whatever god they could think of for relief from what seemed to them like an inexplicable plague whose causes they couldn't understand
>so it makes sense that a highly advanced race of bioengineers who can manipulate matter at the molecular level with the capacity for interstellar travel would suddenly become irrational and superstitious in the presence of an infinitely less technologically advanced alien organism and start making murals of it to decorate the walls of their off-world bioweapon storage units

I repeat: Prometheus is fucking retarded
Anonymous No.212489920 >>212489996
>>212489587
Add the blonde Species girl and the bounty hunter Samus Aran cause every sitcom needs some sex appeal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrqSCn0sBPw&list=RDnrqSCn0sBPw&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Tom%C3%A1sSaucedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqx0fhlf5qg&ab_channel=Ali3nQueen
Anonymous No.212489948 >>212490017
the real trilogy is
>Alien
>Prometheus
>Romulus
trvthnuke but also alien 3 is good
Anonymous No.212489996
>>212489920
>implying the xeno has no sex appeal
Someone didn't take the Gigerpill.
Anonymous No.212490017
>>212489948
Who would win in a fight between Prometheus and Romulus? Prometheus has the strength but Romulus has a lot of dexterity
Anonymous No.212491266 >>212491951
Kane ripping through a thin membrane as he enters the egg silo womb would have been more kino than the blue laser which on 1st viewing I didn't even realize it was there and he supposedly triggered the lazer.

Here is a recreation of Kane descending into the egg silo, but what he finds below the egg silo is the equivalent of the space jockey surrounded by even more eggs as if the space jockey was producing the eggs.
https://youtu.be/hU6uTYGi3vA?t=848

>Kane scales the structure and finds an opening covered by a thin membrane at its summit. He cuts through and lowers himself down the shaft below, eventually finding himself in a cavernous space decorated with elaborate hieroglyphs and with a stone altar at its center, atop which the Eggs were stored.[3] Inside, his entire suit was to light up to illuminate the area.[5] Eventually it was realised the film's budget would not allow for two alien locations on LV-426, and so the Egg Silo was merged with the derelict as seen in the final film.
Anonymous No.212491423
>>212486129 (OP)
Giger and some others conceived of a rape monster once upon a time, the end.
Anonymous No.212491512
>>212486527
>ChatGPT, what are the fan theories for xenomorphs?
Anonymous No.212491951
>>212491266
>as if the space jockey was producing the eggs
I hate that idea. Space Jockey is way better as an innocent third party that discovered the eggs too
Anonymous No.212492383 >>212492712
Engineers could not reproduce after something happend, they found this creature that helped them with that problem in some way, and they began to worship the early xeno and used it (that is why it has that murial in prometheus). The xeno was not created/guided by the engineers own sacrifice for creating life (starting scene of prometheus) so it had strange propreties and genetics which they used for bio-experiments and create biological weapons on remote plantes so it would not be contaminated.
Yes the orignal xeno had a home planet but I dont know what it looked like. However the xeno was probably a predator that used all kinds of prey as hosts for its offspring, that is why it even worked on alien species.
Anonymous No.212492712 >>212492902
>>212492383
They perfectly set up the idea that Engineers had lost their way and broken into many factions. Some that were still wanting to make human-like life and others that like xeno-life. Then did absolutely nothing with the idea. They didn't even do anything with the Prometheus idea of some small engineer group creating humans illegally and being punished for it.
Anonymous No.212492902 >>212493110
>>212492712
I never thought that it was illegal the thing they did, I always thought it was "their way" to spread life in the universe, that scene was 3.5 billion years ago, and sometime after that their own reproduction problems began and eventually they found the original xeno, which was a natural and not created.
Anonymous No.212493110 >>212493344
>>212492902
>that scene was 3.5 billion years ago
Nothong actually says that. It's just "realistic" fan head canon, which this films don't abide by realism anyway. They could have easily just come to a living world and sacrificed Prometheus so that a new sentient humanoid species would devlop and make the Eden planet their own. But going off the Prometheus myth, they weren't supposed to do this. That's where the illegal bit comes from. They were a group of Engineers doing something they weren't supposed to. That made the other Engineers punish them and also made the others pissed at humanity for existing.
Anonymous No.212493344 >>212494622
>>212493110
Nothing says that but it is implied that is the cause of the primordial soup of earth, that is why we see nothing else living in those early scenes in prometheus the movie where prometheus sacrifices himself. So something happend after the present human evolved that made them want to kill us. Those ancient engineers did exactly what they were supposed to, and it followed engineers rule of law.
Anonymous No.212494622
>>212493344
Your headcanon is contradicted by the film's title.
Anonymous No.212494885 >>212495024
>>212486129 (OP)
>AI sloppage
just fucking kill yourself
Anonymous No.212495024 >>212495127
>>212494885
Your tears are delicious.
Anonymous No.212495127 >>212500974
>>212495024
I am 100% more smug than you as I top off another mug of YOUR tears. Don't start this with me
Anonymous No.212495144
>>212486129 (OP)
I liked the lack of answers, when I watched the movies as a lad back then. There are no answers and that's it. Space is gigantic, ancient and full of terrors. You may only guess their origins and purpose and reason and hope you are not bumping into anything worse. Xenomorphs may evolve into more complex and intelligent forms. The Space Jockeys might have been up to something. Who knows, you are just a human on a dirty eighties spaceship, you have more pressing problems to deal with. Suddenly, you are back to nature, the part where your ape ancestor was sliding forward in the jungle, breathing heavily, gripping his spear as he was trying to spot the sabertooth tiger and now you are reduced to the same instincts. Two apex predators stalking each other. You survive, not think.
Anonymous No.212496973
Newt a cute
Anonymous No.212498193 >>212498350
Why do they have such a problem expanding on just the human aspects of the setting? There's plenty of stories to deal with the conflicts betwren companies, factions, and people on colonies. For some reason, that is completely baffling to them
Anonymous No.212498273
>>212487516
Alien is a masterpiece, he may have fumblefucked it with prometheus and covenant but the original will never be dimmed
Anonymous No.212498350
>>212498193
I assume that that's what they're going to do with Earth. We'll see how it turns out.
Anonymous No.212498370
>>212486129 (OP)
The organism isn't the xenomorph, the "black goo" is the organism. The xenomorph is just one configuration. So the homeplanet is probably just rivers of that shit.
Anonymous No.212498375
>>212486129 (OP)
>they are biological waste
man imagine shitting out a xenomorph egg
Anonymous No.212499430
>>212487743
yup. their selling point is their unique physiology with its biochemistry. Making way for undiscovered alloys, vaccines, specially mutagens like the black blood etc. this is what makes everybody seek them out

the bioweapon thingy and "perfect organism" was always resident evil tier cringe. but resident evil never took itself seriously
Anonymous No.212500504
>>212487743
>No one worships viruses
You've never heard of the gay community?
Anonymous No.212500974
>>212495127
glug glug glug
Anonymous No.212501109
AWWW BABY XENO! SO CUTE!
Anonymous No.212502693
Anonymous No.212502773
>>212486129 (OP)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.212503844 >>212504548
Anonymous No.212504136
>>212486343
Exactly

The sheer weirness and mystery of it all is what made it so scary
Anonymous No.212504540 >>212504765
>>212486129 (OP)

Dumb fucking lore
Xenomorphs being "the perfect predator super weapon" has always been cringe. An advanced species such as the space jockeys would have much more efficient WMD's than a xenomorph.

Xenomorphs should have just been creations of Space Jockeys. They were bored, decided to create a bunch of different types of life forms, got cocky and wanted to create a super predator when there was an outbreak and the research station was overrun. heavily implied that xeno's are the least fucked up creations. space jockeys as a whole are insanely lovecraftian and its a mystery where they are
Anonymous No.212504548
>>212503844
This is missing the 2024 NECA Romulus figure. The by far best Ayllium figure yet, if you ask me.
Anonymous No.212504684 >>212505010
>>212486129 (OP)
In my headcanon engineers made them as biomechanical machines that make starships and other shit for them. Space jockey is also biomechanically linked to the ship.
Anonymous No.212504765
>>212504540
The Qu did it better
Anonymous No.212505010 >>212505322
>>212504684
I want to see the humans finally get xeno tech working and make ships with humans merged with chairs forever confined to handle the ship's tasks
Anonymous No.212505322
>>212505010
That just made me add more to my headcanon. Xenos need a certain genetic combo to work as intended.

Engies go to planets that are almost ready for spacefaring. They drop off eggs as a test for that planets species.
>Species destroy the eggs in fear
>Species fuck up and get overrun by Xenos and die out
>Species create a religion around the Xenos and make sacrifices to them
>Species actually study and experiment with the eggs and unlock space travel
Anonymous No.212505918
>>212487516
How are Outland and soldier related? Also thanks for reminding me to watch those. They’ve been on my list for too long.