Thread 212487083

was he REALLY (though)?

>>212487083 (OP)
RIPPER COUNT EM

>>212487083 (OP)
he shit called, he's ready

>>212487083 (OP)
At the end I have become the shot caller. Caller of shots.

fish does not, in fact, possess heart

Iron up.

>>212487230
>>212487247
>>212487287

>>212487083 (OP)
500 dub posts! Anon, count 'em!

>>212487543
His wife is so fucking hot

4 years in a medium security private facility, ask me anything

>>212487793
what's your favorite food to cook when you're feeling lonely?

>>212487753
indeed

>>212487793
Did it hurt?

>>212487083 (OP)
Subaquatic creature does, in fact, possess functional primary cardiovascular organ.

>>212487880
A nice piece of salmon always cheers me up.
>>212487923
Got into a couple of fights, never anything serious

>>212487903
Imagine having the privilege of slam fucking her throat with your medium sized white cock

>>212487793
did you put in work?

SCHIZO FORCED MEME SPAMMING FAGGOTRY.

Now he’ll spend the next 12 hours shitting up the catalogue with the exact same Simpsons, family guy, founder, better man, shotcaller, joker, “crust” cancer, with the exact same mentally ill samefaged responses (qrd, kek, rockin,), just like every day for the last two years.

since you obviously can’t take the hint and fuck off, just KYS.

>>212488366
Greenlit.

>>212488366
get this lame away from me

>>212488317
Yes my cellmate was a soldier for the surenos, and I did jobs for them, smuggling, gambling accounting, inventory, look out, etc. In exchange I got paid and I got a seat at the table >>212488366
Fuckin toad

>>212488366
Do we have a problem here? I gotta open thread policy bro I'll show you how a white man shitposts

>>212487793
where

>>212489098
Like I said, at a private facility. Next question

why is this random ass movie so quotable? how did they do it?

>>212488546
You roll wood or ss?

>>212489159
it isnt quotable, it just appeals to a type of autist that likes to daydream about being tough, and since this guy is white they can self insert

>>212489225
Luckily politics weren't too heavy so I was able to remain neutral. I only sat at the SS table for holidays, otherwise I was with the other neutrals

>>212489281
best check yourself, peckerwood

>>212487083 (OP)
He was, just not as tough as bottles

>>212489028
No. We don’t have a problem.

>>212489643
Dude was scary AF in the yard riot

>>212489429
Whose the scariest dude you ever saw in prison?

>>212489820
In this prison there are either warriors or victims, no in-between

>>212489856
I forgot his name, but he was an insanely strong old black man that worked out all day, and was a known serial prison rapist. He had his eyes on me and I didn't like it. He got into a fight and got moved units though.

>>212487793
what's your mother's maiden name?

>>212490297
I thought prison rape was a myth

>>212487083 (OP)
He called the shots... If I was calling the shots, you'd all be greenlit. So you best be glad I'm not the shot caller

40 days in a minimum security county jail, ask me anything

0 days incarcerated AMA

>>212491588
>40 days in a minimum security county jail, ask me anything
What did they charge you with?

>>212491836
Possession with intent to distribute and providing marijuana to a minor under 18.

>>212488366
I can't be seen with validated anons like I'm doing right now IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT

500 Navy Seals seems a bit unrealistic

>>212494910
https://youtu.be/NSWDxCdDFdY

>HAY BOYS JUST MAKIN MY WAY TO THE SHOWERS LAWL
>DONT MIND ME!

Did 30 minutes in time out. Ask me anything.

>>212496270
Screws (jannies) put you in the hole?