Snyderfags btfo
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/superman_2025
>/tv/ before reactionsThis is going to suck!
>/tv/ after positive reactionsOkay, but the reviews will be terrible!
>/tv/ after great reviewsB-but audiences will hate it! Those are paid critics!
>/tv/ after audiences love itTheyโre all idiots โ this will still flop!
>Opens with $360 millionIt wonโt even reach $500 million!
>Hits $600 million by the second weekendItโs never hitting $800 million!
>Reaches $900 millionW-wonโt make a billion!
>Passes $1 billionAt that point, /tv/ anons committed seppuku.
This will be glorious. Total snyderjeet death.
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Sentry GODS....we are too strong.
>>212492541 (OP)>2 threads immediately hitting bump limit over an RT scoreyeah and /tv/ tried to convince me nobody cared about this movie
It's gonna flop hard.
Deal with it.
Reminder than Man of Steel's RT score started out at a 90% and then dropped into the 50's over the following days. Give it time.
>>212492541 (OP)totally organic thread
>>212492541 (OP)Gunn or Snyder, capeshit is still shit.
>>212492541 (OP)Snyder won.
The box office test will decide this movie's fate.
Should I watch this movie just to piss off the jeet cultists?
>>212492541 (OP)>>Passes $1 billionNot a single Superman film or film by James Gunn has made a billion.
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So did they do this scene? They kept showing All Star in all the promo art so wtf
>>212492609yep looks like total shit, not gonna be gaslit
>>212492541 (OP)This ensures Superman will make $1 billion
Will you watch it, /tv/?
Vote:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRL1eyQ
Be honest when you vote.
>carries Marvel to victory over DC in 2025
>>212492701Any webms with sound?
>>212492541 (OP)The Batman Part 2 will have Hugo Strange, Reeves deleted the tweet to not take away from Superman hype
>>212492698>From the makers of The Flashkek
>>212492701I made a promise to the Snyder spammers like a year ago I would see it regardless of how much I care, I will keep my promise
>>212492744>from the makers of one of the best dceu moviesso?
>>212492717F4 will make only $450 million
Superman $890 million (will have legs)
Jurassic World Rebirth $790 million (big drop this weekend)
>critics like it
will it hit at the box office?
personally im more excited to see how an r-rated clayface does but this should be fun too
>>212492741Isnโt he a JL villain? I only know him as that โdoctorโ for the metahuman prison. I donโt see how heโs related to Batman.
>James Gunn made Jor El evil.
>Snydaar sisters
>Dis is wery bad.
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I just want friendly Supes. I don't care for the fights at all, I want a proper All-Star Superman-esque plot.
>>212492818>r-rated clayfaceThis is the silliest idea ever, that sounds unmarketable.
>>212492717What's up with Pugh's resting bitch face in that movie?
>>212492818i'm more looking forward to see how Supergirl does. Clayface will probably do alright if only because it will be a low budget horror movie and low budget horror stuff is like the safest bet in Hollywood on making some sort of profit
>>212492814It will go up, I go to sleep now, Tomorrow when I wake up the score will be at 90%
Waiting for this goat review
>>212492744Why do you snyderjeets hate color? I donโt understand how you can like the brown low contrast shit Snyder made. Thatโs the main issue I had with his movies.
>needs 3x legs just to get to $600 mil
kek its over
>>212492825Hugo Strange is and always has been a Batman villain. He's the psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum.
>>212492891According to sources, $500 million is break even point for this at WB internally
>>212492891This is shooped. This can't be real. It is a Gunn movie, it is Superman.
>>212492728https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752004657992519.mp4
Quite brave of Gunn to film the final scene in Frog.
>The script gestures towards being a pro-immigrant, anti-imperialist tale in which Superman has controversially stepped in to stop a Russian-coded fictional country from invading a South Asian-coded one. But the result is a lot of nameless and/or barely developed brown characters hero-worshipping Superman to a degree that honestly started to make me uncomfortable. (For all its flaws, Black Adam covered a lot of the same ideas with actual leads of color.)
in 2025? really??
>>212492814Only thing tumbling is snyderjeet tears.
>>212492895Ah okay. Iโve only ever seen him in young justice.
>>212492701Tranny jaw coded
>>212492917HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>212492717Bendis already did that a few years back
>tfw liked the MoS trilogy, never been a Snyder fanatic and don't like indians
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>>212492938Kek. They're really going for the india audience.
>>212492988you're not alone, mos is the only good DC movie
84 now. Superbros itโs over
>>212492989https://girlculture.substack.com/p/superman-embraces-a-new-tone-but
>>212492986I bet you Tom King told me him this was a great idea because it is from the current canon set up by Bendis.
>>212492701Can we get a jawline comparison, does she have a manlier jawline than supes
GIVE ME ABSOLUTE UNIVERSE ADAPTATION OR FUCK OFF
>Jeremy Jahns hated it
ITS FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>212492984Because heโs been online in comic book movie spaces for over a decade and knows the main demographic.
>>212492992>India audienceMaybe they find that baby tossing is similar to Kara and Clark escaping Krypton.
>>212493038Why are snyderjeets so sad and desperate??
>>212493038see it if you're drunk just means he thought it was mid not hated. he said the same thing about GOTG2 and 3 so I think he's just over capeshit at this point
>>212493038Nope
โgood time if youโre drunkโ doesnโt mean he hated it. he had a lot of problems with the movie and he didnโt like it, but the โdogshitโ rating is for movies he hated. โyou wonโt remember it in t minus _____โ is when the movie sucks and nobodyโs gonna remember it.
t. jahnschad, loyal viewer since 2012
>>212493031Comics are so embarrassing. You have a perfectly good drawing that hardly needs explanation, and some hack writer throws the more cringeworthy speech bubble on top and thinks โI created this comic.โ
>>212492986I hate Bendis so much, bros. His arc should have been retconned immediately and young Jon returned.
IT'S TUMBLING DOWN
IT'S TUMBLING DOWN
IT'S TUMBLING DOWN
>>212492951They really will do anything and everything in their power to draw attention from Russian Jews killing whites in Ukraine, Hollywood and the Jews that inhabit it need to die
>>212493031he's a big guy
>>212493031Wtf venom he got?
>>212493062>Its not Snyder, so it sucks
>>212493099BACK UP TO 85%
I REPEAT IT'S BACK UP TO 85%
BROS STOP THE COUNT
>>212493094>why is a comic book being a comic bookgo back to manga
>>212492917His conclusion was a "needs alcohol" review. I usually agree with Jahns so it's probably a solid 5/10
>>212493086>>212493082>I think he's just over capeshit at this pointis the jeremy jahns in rotten tomatoes really him? because he gave rotten to this movie and fresh to 28 years later even though on both video reviews he gave similar ratings.
is equal to the best marvel movies and by far so much better than latest MCU movies. I dont get the score desu
>83%
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
OHNONONONONO
So whats the reason American reviewers love it but Brit reviewers hate it?
>>212492986Looks stupid. I'm glad I don't read comics anymore.
>>212493116>ukrainians>whitePick one
>>212493050Snyderfags lost yet they are still here coping and seething lmao. They are truly the most derranged fan base ever.
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>>212492541 (OP)haterbros how did we let this happen?
>>212493073I think it will finish at 79
>>212492920KEEP COPING CHUDDO
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>>212492986Never was there a bigger warning in the medium.
>>212493201Snyderbros actually won. This movie will tank even without adjusting for inflation and per capita. YOU lost
You will give the people of TV an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will mock. But in time, they will realize and Understand the truth of man of steel.
Mos was the better film
It doesnโt matter how successful this movie is because the DCU is speedrunning the homogeneous MCU slop. No one should believe the โitโs okay if it doesnโt do well because itโs building up a new universeโ hype. There is no reason why this movie shouldnโt be good on its own or do better than Man of Steel that was supposedly so mediocre. If this movie isnโt attractive to the GA what means the next one will be? And then after? Itโs basically starting in the smack middle of phase 4/5.
>>212493276>homogenousthey've already greenlit an R rated low budget body horror movie
Any review that contains the phrase โbelieve a man can flyโ or โlook upโ should be immediately discounted as paid advertisement
>>212493243Actually insane they had the choice of either Hickman or Bendis and went with Bendis.
>>212492652Snydersaars... where is the nearest train?
>already 3rd thread
But yes, /tv/ doesn't care about this movie
Snoyderfaggots on suicide watch
>85%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>212493299Lol, lmao. Fucking clayface. Yeah because thatโs going to have great walkups. Shouldโve went straight to streaming.
>>212492541 (OP)New Superman box office tracking by the Hollywood trades.
Studios sources tell us that Superman is at least a $200M global start at 60K global screens, split evenly between domestic and overseas. Stateside, weโre hearing that presales are at $20M*, which is ahead of Gunnโs Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 ($118.4M) and behind Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania ($106.1M). Stateside, rivals, some tracking firms and exhibitorsโ internal estimates believe Superman flies to $115M-$130M.*
https://deadline.com/2025/07/superman-box-office-opening-forecast-1236452276/
While Hollywoodโs leading tracking service shows James Gunn's Superman flying to $130 million in its domestic box office debut, DC Studios is being far more conservative in sticking with a forecast of $100 million-plus.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/superman-targets-100m-plus-box-office-opening-1236309523/
>>212493308Tomatoflation happened around 2015. Man of Steel if it came out today would get an 86, exactly one more than Gunn Superman.
>>212493353It's tumbling down.
>>212493360doesn't matter. low budget horror almost always makes its money back because it's low budget. it's like the safest bet in hollywood.
This is the only review that matters btw
Reminder
Gunn is for people with low iq
Reminder: even after account for ticket inflation you have to do a careful breakdown of concession sales. I am sure that Man of Steel will end up having sold more candy and popcorn than this new one. I remember watching MoS in theatres and everyone has candy and popcorn
>>212493398>can't make it through a single sentence of his film review without seething about political shitunreal
>>212493418>alien-obsessionThatโs just Lexโs character
All this DC cope lmao. This is the box office of the next 5 Marvel movies
>Fantastic Four: $700M
>Avengers Doomsday: $1,900M
>Spider-Man Brand New Day: $1,600M
>Avengers Doomsday 2: $2,100M
>X-Men: $1,200M
How could replace James Gunn as the next director for the next Superman movie?
>>212492786We got a new monke.
>>212492986so if I understand correctly in the movie and the comic jor el sent superman to earth so he would conquer it. so who stole this idea from whom?
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EVERYONE
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The movie doesn't come out until the 11th for us pleebs.
Calm your tits everyone.
I'm gonna go see it and I'm excited, I like superman.
but the sheer number of gunn and snyder sperg fanboys arguing are making it less exciting though...
you all suck major monkey anus, RT reviews have always been a lame horse race on this board.
How about we all judge if the merit of the film is shitty or good once it actually hits theaters, got it you faggots!?
>>212493201How much did Man of Steel gross at the worldwide box office?
>>212493418>portrays Kal-Elโs otherwordly parents as planetary supremacists who sent him to earth to dominate and ruleSo heโs a Viltrumite
>>212493541Invincible came out well before that comic so I'd say Invincible did it first but then again Invincible is so obviously based off/a reference to Superman it's kind of hard to say Superman is "stealing" from Invincible.
>>212493593If Invincible reinterpreted Superman and then the new Supermans lift from that reinterpretation then Superman is stealing from Invincible
you have to sort of admire the audacity of snyderjeets to shill their senpai so hard after the absolute disaster that was rebel moon.
Sounds like the Flash reviews. Hey funny coincidence - a lot of Flash movie reviewers who gave glowing reviews of that garbage deleted their reviews right before they released their Superman reviews.
>>212493572yes but then again Viltrumites are just Kryptonians to begin with so it's all just an ouroboros
>>212493626That doesn't make any sense because Invincible lifted from Superman first. Would Invincible not qualify as stealing from Superman? Viltrum is obviously just Krypton and Omni-Man is just Superman but evil, which DC comics(and Marvel too for that matter) did well before Invincible did.
>>212493643>the flashthat's outdated cope now buddy
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>>212493541DC's been flirting with making the Kryptonians as a whole far more militarised in it's adaptions ala Invincible, take example My Adventures with Superman.
As for what Bendis actually did with Jor-el in the comics, he made it so Jor-el was a far more corrupt person pre destruction of Krypton. Of course it's worth mentioning that the version of Jor-El during Bendis' run was basically just stealing the character Mr Oz that was supposed to tie into all the Doomsday Clock stuff around the era and making Jor-El/Oz into something else that served what Bendis wanted. But Jor-El/Oz still kidnapped multiple people like Tim Drake.
>>212493675Omni-Man is not Superman and Viltrumites are not Krypton. If the difference between them, originating in Invincible, is what Superman afterwards copies, then theyโre lifting from Invincible regardless of whether Invincible is interpreting Superman or another superhero.
When things arenโt 1 = 1 the same, one can lift from the other, even if one is โinspired byโ the other
>>212492541 (OP)Not even a nuke going off in Calcuta could be as terrible as what this movie being a hit has done to our Snyderjeets...
Sounds like Nathan Fillion steals the show
what happened with his parents, nostalgia critic said that he almost hated that choice
>>212492600>mfw nobody watched that hugbox chickflick.If F4 is not a runway hit, and it won't be, its over for MCucks.
>>212493486So Snyderjeets are coping with Marvel
Snyderjeets and Gunngoys are both retarded
>>212493756>Omni-Man is not Superman and Viltrumites are not Krypton.They are very clearly based off of both. Unless you think Kirkman created the idea of a superpowered alien with flight, super strength, a cape and super speed who looks human coming from a foreign planet to act as a superhero with a giant letter on his chest. The idea of this character being evil was even done before Invincible.
In this case they're both lifting from each other.
>>212493658Real honesty and rightiousness is poison to the jews.
>>212493787I literally read that about every single cape char in the film.
>>212493818Not an Indian, I'm a Marvel drone.
>>212493643>a lott. snydershill
It was like two people, and just the tweets for it. The rest are still up
And it was because they didnโt want to be harassed by retards like this
The real winner right here
>highest grossing dc film
>captivated both kinochads and consoomerjeets
>>212492647I'm going to watch it because I actually think it looks fun, pissing off the Snyderfags is just a bonus
>>212493917They should be harassed for it. The Flash was awful.
>>212493927>Only actor from a non Gunn project to be kept around for Gunns DCU.Says all you need to know desu
Seems like the movie is good. lots of 3/4. Ultra fanboys dissapointed but Haters and jeets will be butthurt
>>212493917Isn't that dude a brown shitter from India?
Why are all fucking Snydercucks indians?
Image being THIS invested in the success or failure of a fucking movie.
What the fuck is wrong with you stupid retards?
>>212493969The kid from Blue Beetle apparently is also gonna be kept.
Personally, Momoa is a 10/10 Lobo casting.
>>212493969>>212493927he should've been cast as Lobo from the beginning
If this flick shits on Israel, then i'm gonna be sitting in that old kinoplex.
>>212493808I think Fagtastic Four will do fine but even if it flops MCUcks still has spiderman and xmen
>>212494029Until I see the Blue Beetle kid cast in something again, even if it's voice work for something like Creature Commandos season 2, I ain't holding out hope he makes it desu.
Least Momoa got what he always wanted finally
>>212494015No you don't understand, there was a big argument about BvS about a decade ago
>>212493927WB should have just given DCEU to James Wan
>>212493969Does Viola Davis count? She was in TSS, but she was first cast in the original one.
>>212494065I think its gonna make a little more than Thunderbolts at best, and it probably gonna be solid but the whole thing about getting their universe eaten by Galactus is gonna be praised or loathed in comparation with Superman hopeful message.
I think the MCU is gonna be back when the new 'big' movie is gonna drop thou
>>212493964Then why did it score higher than MoS?
Apparently there's only like a little bit of Clark and it's mostly just a Superman flick. Wonder how I'll feel about that.
>>212494015Nigga this DC vs Marvel rivalry is what kept /tv/ so alive in the 2010s.
>>212493910Marvel Rivals doesn't even have Cyke
>>212494136>Viola DavisI'd say yeah. Wonder if he's ever gonna get around to making that Waller series he said he'd do.
Feels like it was only announced at the time because DC was having a big The Wall push in the comics
>>212494140even funnier when you consider the fact that Cavill was a blank slate when that came out, no controversies
meanwhile Ezra is basically a pariah and it still scored better kek
>>212494137It just looks extremely mid. I've seen the trailers and clips and the premise could be interesting but idk it's filmed in the same boring flat way every other Marvel movie is filmed. Say what you want about Superman's colors being a little washed out and some questionable CGI but at least the camerawork and has some personality.
The review thread on r/movies is hilarious. Itโs just pure cope lmao.
>>212494178she's top tier casting for Waller like Momoa as Lobo so I don't blame them.
>>212494177That pic has nothing to do with Rivals?
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>>212493927You'll hate it, you'll cope about it but you can't deny it. This is the real winner of DC right here.
>>212494090You just know Momoa is going to go full faggot on that one. It'll be more Glam Rock than Heavy Metal.
>>212494209I mean they comment is correct. Saying Iron Man 1 is the same quality as Thor is a garbage take.
>Superman flopping again
Now we just need Avengers to flop and capeshit is finally dead.
>For a movie thatโs meant to represent the birth of a brand-new cinematic universe (the DCU), James Gunnโs slight and slaphappy take on โSupermanโ doesnโt feel much like the start of anything.
>Gunn is right to recognize that a certain amount of silliness is key to Supermanโs charm, but here it mostly just distracts from the seriousness of whatโs at stake. Itโs hard to make a comic book come to life at the same time as youโre trying to bring life into a comic book, just as itโs hard not to admire Gunn for trying. But itโs even harder to care if a man can fly when there isnโt any gravity to the world around him.
>Grade: C+
https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/superman-movie-review-james-gunn-1235137386/
ouch, more people stating how james gunn's humor works against the movie.
WHERE THE HELL IS HIS REVIEW
>>212492541 (OP)>mid reviews>will never make a billion>endless cope threads from ESL shillsThe flop of Super Manchild is funny
>>212494315probably in a few hours since he's seeing it in an hour when it launches for fan screenings
>>212494209Its true. Guardians 3 was amazing wtf
>>212494311Take notes, this is what an ACTUAL filtered journalist looks like
This movie is gonna be amazing
>>212493927>Aquaman went from biggest joke character to completely vindicated
>>212494161Nigga that doesn't make you any less of a mouth breathing retard
>>212494338"Mid reviews" lmao
All this situation is making me rofl.
Why are you so invested on a capeshit movie?
>>212494209What?
IM and GotG3 were fucking great...Thor was literally the worst of the Phase One and that was common knowdledge back then.
>>212494403Mahvel's been shit longer than it's been fun. So I'm hoping Gunn least brings the fun back to capeshit
>>212494403I don't know. This place was obsessed the moment this movie was announced
>>212494311That only tells me this is gonna be a good time, whats wrong with...oh
>Ehrlich
>>212494278>marvel slop #434 is better than marvel slop #954lmao
>>212494470Iron Man 1 was absolutely not marvel slop, it's just a great movie
DCHADU off to a great start while MSHEU is dead in the water. Based.
>>212494516You're not fooling anyone saar
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>>212494494>marvel slop #743 is great!
>>212494491Yeah that's what you are doing. How is 85% mid reviews?
>>212494528Keep coping lol. DCHADU is the new home for cape kino.
>>212492782>here's your gunnfan bro
And so Snyderjeets are going to pretend they are not butthurt and live in an alternate reality.
>>212492880>colorIs the same crap as the snyder in terms of filter, just in blue
>>212494562It's going to be funny when both this movie and F4 are successful, what will the narrative be then?
>>212494537Snyderfags are heavily coping after months of saying superman was going to get a rotten score.
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I enjoyed The Suicide Squad, Peacemaker season 1 and Creature Commandos. So I've got no reason not to believe I won't also enjoy this.
That said, if they do manage to end up fumbling the rest of the DCU, least there's Batman Part 2 coming in the next few years
>>212494611I would be pretty surprised if FF does well. It seems like no one gives a shit about that movie period.
>>212493418So is this Superman more like the Gods and Monsters version?
>>212494669>I would be pretty surprised if FF does well.It looks fun so I think it will do well
>>212494268I have to agree with that. Momoa is just awful fancasting. He may look the part, but he can't pull the gravelly voice or the, as you put it, "metal" attitude. He's too chill. I'm afraid he'll play it just like Aquabro, or his Conan, but in a leather vest.
"Leave DC to me, the guy general audiences have actually heard of"
>>212494732Yeah, but you're forgetting the one other option.
This is post Garrett from Minecraft filming Momoa.
There's a high chance he's just gonna play Lobo as a mix of Garrett, Aquabro and Conan in some really weird combination that might work, but probably won't
>>212494770he's going to be cancelled in a few years and Marvel/Disney will regret hiring him.
>>212494669I have no idea why the Mouse is not giving it the Superman treatment and cram it into everything, all my normies friends know about the new Superman movie and only two of them even care about F4...which means i'm gonna have to go alone...
what the fuck is this circlejerk thread?
it might flop or it might make a billy, I don't care one way or another if goys eat the slop designed for them.
have enough fucking self-respect not to hitch your wagon to the commercial success of the latest capeshit.
>>212494770My family were talking about wanting to see Superman recently because it looks fun.
Not a single one of them has even mentioned Fantastic Four, so Pedro isn't doing his job well
>>212494829Its not even Pedro, the movie has no traction, like Thunderbolts, i don't know why they stopped caring about giving their movies exposure.
>>212494829Your chud family is the minority. Pedro ALWAYS wins
>>212494965Overconfidence. They released the review embargo for the 30 minute fan screening today and nobody knows or gives a shit. They honestly thought it would overshadow Superman
>>212494829MAHVEL always wins baby.
This will be no different.
>>212494770>>212494829Funnily enough, I only convinced my sister to watch F4 because of Pedro Pascal, but she fully expects the movie to be shit. On the other hand, my whole family will watch Superman and expect it to at least be entertaining
>>212495011When was the last year a DC movie took the crown for the highest grossing CBM that year?
Get real.
>UP TO 86%
>UP TO 86%
>UP TO 86%
>For all the existential conflicts Superman navigates while heโs chatting with his girlfriend in her living room or flying around trying to save the world, itโs the brief, intimate interactions he shares with the citizens of Metropolis heโs trying to protect that really shade Corenswet as a Superman of the people. Heโs quick to suggest a breathing exercise for someone freaking out after heโs just had to fly them to a rooftop three blocks away, or to remember the name of a street vendor heโd saved at some indeterminate point in the past
>According to Gunn, the reason Kal-el was renamed Kamal-el in this adaptation is because his Superman is based on Kamala Harris
lmao
>>212495084oh nononononono
halp me seeerrrrssssss...
>>212495053Idk, but weโve also never had a positive Mahvel movie that bombed before Thunderbolts so itโs obviously not the brand it was.
>>212494770Why is a no name like Vanessa Kirby the lead of The Fantastic 4?
>>212493541>so who stole this idea from whom?Superman season 1 and 2 actually floated with the idea of Jor El and Lara possibly sending Clark to earth to conquer not to help before they ran that back in later seasons
>>212495084Bloody banchod bitch...
I predict that both this movie and F4 will be successes
Know why? Because there's LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE THAT'S OUT
Jurassic Park turned out to be mid
>>212494403Because the movie is an underdog. It's a hopeful fun movie in an era of online bile and hate. It's fun to attack negative assholes online who just troll all day. That's the joy. You shit on evil fucks for fun. They love attention and being called names anyways.
So you get to be the good guy and insult assholes who are insincere hollow people who are making the world so miserable because nothing fucking serious to them.
Tldr it's fun
>>212495084YOU ARE THE FUCKING
>>212494790With Superman out, a teaser trailer for Supergirl can't be that far away. We'll see what live-action Lobo looks like then. Though, I must admit that my first reaction to the Superman teaser was one of indifference, but by now I'm about 75-80% on board with Gunn's take. So, who knows, maybe they'll be able to sell me on their Lobo.
>>212495400F4 will flop. People already sick of marvelslop and no one cares about f4. They should have made a f4 vs mutants movie.
>>212495400People are still seeing Jurassic park anon
Why do bongs hate this movie though?
>>212494537Do you even understand how RT works? Why do you think all the MCU movies have fresh ratings? A 3/5 or even a 2.5/5 can still be counted as a "fresh" review so yes, the reviews can be mid while also still having a high RT score.
>>212492647If you want to give your money to the Jews so they can continue raping children, go ahead.
>>212495400F1s out and is actually a great movie
Projected to flop. Die painfully.
>>212495521Because unfortunately we've got no superman to sort out our governments.
>>212495555Just take your ass to reddit Jesus Christ dude lol
>>212495485Brother you can't just attach "slop" to everything, you have to make an actual argument
>>212495602In what way is that a reddit stance?
Seems like David works for Supes. All the reviews even mixed praise him
>>212495542Most people donโt understand that, they think itโs like a test score
60% or higher simply means 6 out of 10 people liked it enough to recommend it
>>212492818> how an r-rated clayface does but this should be fun tooGunn is only doing to because it cost 40 million to make. His whole approach to this DC universe is to make cheap ass projects that turn a little profit
>>212495628Jesus fucking Christ you even argue like a redditor
"What does this mean? What do they u mean by that? Why? Who?"
Get the fuck out or question man
>dinosaurs and superman btfoing /tv/
Based
>>212495683Sorry "le question man"
Gunnjeets are getting high on their own farts
the ONLY thing that matters is the box office
Man of Steel was awesome, and everybody knows they did Henry dirty by not giving him more standalone movies. That said, I don't want this movie to fail, I just don't want it to suck much then be held as the standard for Superman movies to get made. That and I worry about how many good guys/bad guys are shoehorned into the plot. They already copied Endgame with Dark-totally not Thanos-seid and the mother-totally not infinity stones-boxes. Spamming DC characters looks like another attempt.
Still, I have no idea what's supposed to happen in this film so I'll give it a fair shake.
>>212492609>It's gonna flop hard.It looks bad, mid at best.
But with superman's IP and the aggressive marketing and buzz, I think it will do okay or flop just a little.
>>212495733>Man of Steel was awesomeIt was okay
>>212495654>All the reviews praise a Jew directed by a JewShocker.
>>212495683Someone's trying a bit too hard to fit in
>>212495763critics didn't like Jurassic world with scarjo as the lead, what gives?
>>212495784Are you Jewish?
>>212495778NO ONE FITS IN HERE YOU FUCKING NORMIE REDDIT FUCK I BET YOU LIKE ME SHITTING ON YOU CAUSE YOU SO FUCKING REDDIT MINDED YOU STUPID BITCH
>>212495733>Man of Steel was awesome,Go to bed ranjeet.
>>212495810110% NOW GET THE FUCK OUT YOU REDDIT SCUM ALL OF YOU ARE BORING AND NEGATIVE AND RANT ABOUT BORING SHIT LIKE FUCKING JEWS I DONT GIVE A FUCK NO ONE DOES BUT YOU REFUGEES
BORING ASS MORHERFUCKERS FROM REDDIT NEED TO TAKE THEIR TROLLING BORING ASSES BACK
YOU ALL DONT BELONG HERE
WE WILL JUST INSULT YOU FOR FUN
I AM AND YOU KEEP REPLYING
>>212492541 (OP)yes kiddie, we know you've made the same 3 threads over and over
do you do it for free or do you get paid? or waiting for school to get back in?
>>212492786>Jurassic World Rebirth $790 millionSo it was doing very well?
Why are you faggots complaining about rebirth?
Wonder Woman 1984 was about 284 reviews in when it went to 65%. Superman is currently at 130 reviews right now at 86%. Do you think Superman will get there at the same rate or survive longer.
>>212492541 (OP)Currently at 86% fresh.
>>212495858>let me accuse others of my projectionthis has been the MO since 4 months ago, faggot
not an argument
>>212495858I'm from Illinois ;_;
jesus christ i fucking hate you and this discord garbage that you constantly shill
month after month
youโre all fucking losers IRL
>>212495950WW84 was an anomaly, no other movie did that, was it the covid release?
>>212495955I can't believe we're getting a Superman movie where the main trio wasn't race swapped. What a time
>>212492541 (OP)>astroturfed critics and normies like it that means it's goodis this the state of this board? holy shit lmao
>>212495950Sadly, I think Superman will hold above 80%. It's a very millennial core and reddit-friendly movie, which is the main demography among movie critics, who on top of that, for some reason, associate the Snyder universe with MAGA, so they see liking this almost as a proxy-referendum on Trump. Our last hope is that the genera audience won't like it. From the trailers, I thought it wasn't going to appeal to zoomers, but apparently the movie is blatantly anti-Israel, and that alone may make it a success with young people. Even I, a Gunn hater, have to give him some recognition for making an anti-Israel movie.
>>212495683You should lurk moar
If Gunn can give me SUpergirl with a miniskirt he damn sure can give me Powergirl with big boobas
>>212496147Not that I donโt believe you but what are the indications the movie is anti-Israel?
>>212496065Or even hair swapped, I like Amy Adams but she was a bad pick for Lois
I'd Supergirl is already in then this might as well just be like a trilogy and not a whole EU
>>212496217Usually means it's not terrible though
>>212495400>Jurassic Park turned out to be midThis is also mid, anon. They are all mid.
>>212496196A main plot point is a middle east conflict between a white country that wants to invade and genocide a brown neighbor, and Superman intervenes to save the brown country despite the white country being an American ally. Now, to be fair, when the movie was being written/produced the main conflict going on was between Russia and Ukraine, and while the brown country may have been inspired in Palestine, the white country was clearly inspired in Russia, down to their architecture, so I'm guessing Gunn thought that would give him enough plausible deniability to say the brown country wasn't meant to be Palestine, but an amalgamation of different third world countries being oppressed by super-powers through history and leave it at that, but now in 2025, when no one even remembers there's a war still going on between Russia and Ukraine, and the current thing is Israel and Palestine, it's impossible not to see it that way in the movie. Also I wouldn't be surprised if the comments he made about it being pro immigration were a way of redirecting the political discourse around the movie from Israel to immigration, as his jew bosses won't be happy with the movie coming off as anti-Zionist.
So how was Eve? Did she fuck?
>>212496217Jeremy is completly over of any capeshit at this point. Cant blame him tho.
>>212495956Shit covered hands typed this.
>>212494516I'll know in a month or two when it hits torrents.
>>212496479Thanks, I donโt think you could see that as anything except Israel and Palestine because Russia isnโt an American allyโฆ
The entire point of the shilling of Israel is โthey are our greatest ally!!1โ so if the movie makes a point to say that then itโs metaphorically Israel for sure.
>>212495950>Wonder Woman 1984Btw, I have never seen WW84, looks like shit, but why the fuck was this called Wonder Woman 1984?
Does it have literally anything to do with the book 1984 or even makes allusion to it?
>>212497183The movie is set in 1984, and takes place after the events of Wonder Woman but before the events of Justice League
>>212497292So literally it's just set in the 80s?
>>212497321Yeah, but like... there is almost nothing relating to the 80s outside of clothes. Almost like this Superman with people dressing as if they were in the 70s.
They used no songs from the 80s or anything really. Weird movie.
Oh, and Wonder Woman rapes a guy.
My X.com feed says it's woke, so I am not going to watch it. No wonder the """critics""" love it though.
Anyway, this shit is going to flop hard. It's not just my prediction, it's a consensus.
>>212497613What does "woke" mean?
>>212497642what does "chud" mean?
>>212497642Full of leftist/anti-American/anyi-White propaganda and virtue signalling.
>>212497642woke = pedophile
>>212497721Does that mean Trump is woke then?
I just saw Superman and really loved it.
It's very much a faithful movie version of Superman comics.
>>212497667It's a reference to the 80's movie "C.H.U.D.(Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)" that was popularized on the SomethingAwful forums
Hope this helps
>>212497759Nah. Trump's pretty anti-woke. He always insures his business partners get a long nap
>>212497821wiki warrior to the rescue!
>>212495400F4 is gonna 'flop' as in is gonna make the same money as Thunderbolts, but is probably going to be pretty ok.
Superman is gonna make bank, theres way too much working for it and normies are eating it out.
>>212497831This is a realistic take
I plan to see both but I do think Superman will be more enjoyable than F4
>>212495809Theres only one good JP movie and it got released in 1994.
>>212497821that's not a definition
>>212497865Same, i was planning to watch JP too but the one normie friend that wants to go want to take his kids...so no way i'm going with 2 6yos...
>>212495602>>212495683>Just take your ass to reddit Jesus Christ dude lol
>>212497831> Superman is gonna make bank, theres way too much working for it and normies are eating it outYou must be on drugs. Superman has political backlash, being the reboot of a failed universe and overall superhero fatigue working against. It wil probably flop just like Fantastic Four will. People just don't care about superheroes like they used to it will underperform or flop.
>>212498047Not everyone is a culture-war brain-poisoned retard like you, anon
>>212497084It's not that simple, because they show Bovaria and it's full of that slav architecture with byzantine round rooftops. Visually, it's clearly meant to be Russa. But I think it's a case of Bovaria being partially inspired by Israel, but motly Gunn going full TDS and thinking portraying it as an ally to America was a dig at republicans, since up until not long ago most liberals were convinced Putin controlled the Republican party and therefore the American government, and not Netanyahu. Many still believe it. So I can see Gunn thinking he was being very clever at criticizing Russia and republicans and also taking a dig on Israel, but after the October 7 attack and Israel going full psychos on Palestine, Bavaria in the movie comes off as just Israel with a slav skin.
>>212497759No, but Biden is.
>>212498047>Superman has political backlashwhahahahahahahhahahahahah
lmao even...
>>212498159Why thank you!
>>212498181>I WILL BECOME RICH! JUST YOU WAIT!LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>212498070Not everyone is a rainbow-haired, liberal feminist like you, either. Normal people are conservative-leaning. We don't want to spend our time or money on woke trash created by Hollywood PDFiles.
>>212497642>What does "woke" mean?modern retarded moral standards that defies logic
e.g. a woketard can self identify as a dog, simply because they want to uphold the logic of trannies could identify themselves as women
>>212492701Cute. My guess is families and DC fanboys will love it, it might even convert some MCU sisters. Chuds will yell WOKE, Snyder cultists will find the nearest train, zoomers and boomers will be a mixed bag. Zoomers might like the โmodernโ approach to Superman, while boomers might hate the changes. Overall a moderate-to-positive success, with a loud minority that hates it
>>212498392>loud minority
>>212497903no, it's not, retard. that's like if you asked me "what does redpilled mean?" and I said "it's a reference to the matrix". it doesn't actually give you any information about its meaning.
>>212498181Didn't you cry over tariffs?
>>212498491Does "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller" not provide information about its meaning?
>>212498486Fake map. We donโt have that many indians here yet. Not until Trumpโs shipment order of 1 billion H-1B street shitters arrive
>>212498376>Normal people are conservative-leaning.No, normal people are apolitical
>>212498595>SAAAAAAAAR! DO NOT REDEEM TRUMP BALLOT! VOTE KAMALA! SUPER PRESIDENT BY 2030!
>>212495763Damn so that means no Capt Nazi in Gunnsteinโs new DCU.
>>212498674Imagine voting for either of those retards. >Hmm, should I go with red kike shill or blue kike shill?
Fuck off with your tribalism, you ape
>>212497831>Superman is gonna make bankYeah, because democrats are great at making money kek
>>212498588lol are you ok?
I dunno famus, i think the Snyderjeets completely lost it.
Its really funny to see.
>>212499139Are the transgenders ok?
Snyderjeets are melting down and the movie isn't even out yet
I haven't been this excited to see a movie in a while