How would you fix Rachel Zegler's career?

>>212495701 (OP)
I wouldn't

>>212495701 (OP)
Shave her back

marriage and children with me

She plays a native Indian girl who is taken as a sex slave by a group of hulking Conquistadors. Full penetration is shown. With that red eye makeup thing that's like a bar across her eyes.

raunchy comedies with full frontal nudity like JLaw did

facialabuse.gov

>>212495701 (OP)
Her career is doing great.

>>212495701 (OP)
I want to see her in the nude desu

>>212496221
delicious looking pits

>>212495701 (OP)
Easy, typecast her as the villan, people already hate her, work with that, use it.

>>212496221
she looks ridiculous in that blonde wig, why do they keep doing this to this girl?

I also heard that the play is flopping because the left-wing director had the actors perform to the people on the street and the audience who had paid for their tickets had to watch it on a screen and they were turbomad about it. kek.

>>212495701 (OP)
Cast her as Elsa to complete the trifecta and make Chuds seethe even more.

>>212495701 (OP)
Oscarbait role where she plays a tragic victim of a genocide

>>212495701 (OP)
Y tho?

>>212495701 (OP)
Has she shown her boobs?

>>212495831
fpbp

>>212496759
She performs one song on the balcony

perhaps a pinstripe zoot suit? and a large cape made of flamingo feathers

>>212496759
No, it's a huge hit. It's already made its money back and they're planning to bring it to Broadway.

>>212497606
isn't that the main song?
don't cry for me argentina?
people gonna be paying to watch the main act on a screen?

>>212497749
not what i heard but ok

>>212495831
And that's what no one else did

>>212497334
She's stuck in Alligator Auschwitz waiting to be sent home to Latin America and falls in love with a kind guard who marries her and she gets to stay in America

>>212495701 (OP)
more wetlook desu

>>212495701 (OP)
Deportation to a Latin American country

>>212495701 (OP)
Erase it from existence and ship her back to Columbia so she can peel bananas in a tree with her clan of other ugly, hairy primates.

>>212498338
They’re showing up in droves, so yeah

>>212498420
KINO

>>212495701 (OP)
present her my cock

>>212495701 (OP)
I would stop listening to her, and that's what nobody did.

>>212498527
that's not what I read... empty seats, people walking out... even the guardian had an article on it.

you sound like her pr shill.

>>212495701 (OP)
with my cock

>>212496037
>her

>>212499388
I’ve walked past the theatre twice during its run and seen hundreds of theatregoers. I believe my own eyes

>>212499388
Stop listening to right wing slop videos.

>>212501854
Or outragebait my mom finds on Facebook and sends me screenshots of

>>212495701 (OP)
Give her a new career as my concubine

>>212499388
Yeah because Broadway musicals have the same audiences as angry incel YouTube channels. This is like when you retards thought that Wicked was going to flop.

Clearly nobody is showing up at all. Nobody wants to see her…

>>212496759
humiliation ritual

>>212496759
Literally impossible to say why they would put a blonde wig on her. We’ll just never know

>>212495701 (OP)
The way I see it, we bond over out mutual hatred of Jews and Israel. This leads to us having a lot of sex where I eventually impregnate her. She gives birth to my child (a son), and I end up impregnating her many times more after that. We are very in love and.. what were we talking about?

>>212495701 (OP)
you can't..
she's one of those chicks who self-sabotages

make her do actual blacksploitation films to make up for the whitesploitation film she did

>>212495701 (OP)
gallons of cum

how do you fix her face?

>>212504864
What would that accomplish?

>>212495701 (OP)
Get her to wear make up all the time so she looks less jeeted. Way more whoreish social media posting. Not the ironic nipples out cooking stuff. Rejig her to play bad girl roles like Rose McGowan or Parker Posey or Gina Gershon. Tap into that naturally cunty style. Tell her to shut the fuck up on the inane zoomer political talking points. If Big Harv were free, he could fix her.
Lastly, be my gf.

>>212498338
The actual idea makes sense. It's Evita singing to "the people". But rich musical theater fags don't like being reminded of that. Maybe she should star in a Haneke film next.
>Actually it is you, the audience, who are the bad guys

>>212496221
>Going from massive budget films to plays
>hEr CaREer Is dOinG gReAT

>>212505320
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU LOVE YOU HAVE TO BE IN TERRIBLE HOLLYJEW FLICKS EVERY YEAR

>>212505170
humiliation ritual

>>212495701 (OP)
by putting my penis into her vagina

>>212505367
No one is offering her film roles because she's cancer so now she has to pay the bills with theater in the cuck capital of the world

>>212495701 (OP)
throw her in a meatgrinder to fix her looks

>My name's Rachel Anne Zegler, but people call me Autismo Silverback

Get her breast implants and a gym membership.
Cast her in full blown male gaze roles.
Forbid her from giving interviews and posting on social media.

>>212496221
This. Just let her do plays and work on projects she is passionate about. Not everyone is built for hollywood and the snowwhite thing was cleanly her doing a movie just for the money as she clearly did not care about the job. Actors still make millions working on plays. And who knows if you are her agent she could always mature and still bounce back into movies.

>>212505413
Nah, she has too much integrity for Hollywood. Good for her. She was scouted by Spielberg, who probably wanted to wring her soul out like a washcloth. Neither Hollywood nor Israel will see 2030.

>>212505320
>>212505413
She's a theater girl at heart, last year she played Juliet on Broadway (smash hit btw). And she's actually shooting a movie with Marisa Tomei later this year.

>>212495701 (OP)
As far as any major studio is concerned she's completely radioactive for the forseeable future. If she wants to get her career back she needs to spend 5~10 years on the A24like indie art movie circuit and stay relatively lowkey about politics (she can still endorse Democrats and such she just can't call for Trump voters to be killed, obviously saying anything mildly negative about Israel is a big no-no), then build up enough of a profile there to show that she's a serious, bankable actress who can be trusted in big budget mass-market projects.

full nude scene with body oiled and cooch fully unshaven

2000cc breast implants
rib removal
Brazilian butt lift

>>212508626
based

kill her

>>212505412
>>212504864
>>212501990
>>212499561
she's taken incels

>>212512546
This a movie scene from, Hoop Dreams - 2026

>>212496221
>ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIIITTEE

>>212512546
Looks like her brother they have the same wideset dead black eyes.

>>212495701 (OP)
Rape

What a vile person

>>212513488
why are her nipples placed so high up on her breasts did she get poor breast implants?

>>212512638

>>212495701 (OP)
Make her a villain in a movie with a White savior trope in which in the end she redeems herself by siding with the hero.

>>212495701 (OP)
By making her piss in my mouth and call my dick "WEIRD!"

>>212495701 (OP)
Didn’t she express support for Palestine?

I wouldn’t.

/tv/ is a pro-Israel board

>>212507139
>she just can't call for Trump voters to be killed,
What the heck...

Someone post the WEIRD WEIRD moment

Needs R correction and she'd be a fine wife with a tight ass and impossibly perky tits disproportionately large for her frame

>>212495701 (OP)
Porn.

>>212495701 (OP)
Extremely aggressive ass to mouth

I'd take her out to the barn, tie her up and give her a good hard fucking up the ass over the course of several days. That kind of experiences teaches the humility that she's sorely lacking, and once her character is a little bit less abrasive, a little more demure and deferential, I think the rest will sort itself out. Look at Xochitl, she's been in one movie ever and she's made a whole career just out of being likeable, and you know she's exactly the kind of girl who's had a few barn-tied-arse-fucking sessions in her time.

>>212516499
Xochitl is pure

>>212495701 (OP)
Either by having her star in a werewolf movie or shaving her hisurte back

>>212512653
A narcissist can only love a mirror.

>>212512638
She's Colombian, and doesn't really fit Evita who was a med.

>>212516950
>hisurte
Good morning, sir.

>>212513488
I've gotten to the point where I don't believe images like these are 100% real.....very sad times.
>>212513533
She has weird boobs. That's a thing.

>>212517253
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hirsute

>>212497279
She can't outsing Idina

>>212495701 (OP)
No Harvey. No fixing.

>>212502157
>go to theater
>smells like burgers
>construction sounds
>mysterious fluid drips on you
>hobo peeing in the alleyway
>brownoid on stage

ngmi

>>212517107

>>212495701 (OP)
Kill her. Zendaya too.

>>212502157
bro thats just the line for Five Guys

>>212495701 (OP)

>>212495701 (OP)
A more explicit reboot of Showgirls. Bonus for her, she even gets to raceswap the lead

>>212495701 (OP)
I wouldn't fix it, I would listen to what it had to say. And that's what nobody did.

>>212495701 (OP)
force her to undergo a lefort 3 surgery

>>212495701 (OP)
I'd cast her in Facial Abuse with Bootleg