wow...

HOLY FUCKIN KINO

>>212502867 (OP)
Watch the RLM reviews.

>>212502993
Are you actually retarded or what? Why would any intelligent being ever prefer to engage with a more reductive perspective, that also runs contrary to the supposed intentionality? If any review should be recommended, it should be one that engages with and dismisses the symbolism and imagery, as either reaching, or shallow

cant believe nerds are still milking this lame fiction
lemme guess they'll introduce jaqar aboranki from tazar II in the next film? lmao funniest thing is the movies are completely unwatchable, they aged like milk in a hot day, you need to be a special kind of retard to enjoy this

>>212502993
how about i shit in your face

>>212502867 (OP)
I think that's a scarf

Why are there so many twitter threads being spammed right now?

>>212503328
israel just launched another bombing campaign

>>212503164
>we can't have raw baby making sex together...we just can't Im sorry

Makes you think

>1. Democratically elected monarch.
This was solely done because Lucas wanted Leia to be a real princess and was reaching for surface level themes about democracy. It's retarded.
>2. She's a teenager.
This was only done because Lucas had to restrict the age gap between Padme and Anakin. It's retarded.
>3. Elected leader of an entire planet but no one recognizes her.
Lucas did this because his audience is stupid and won't notice it. He wanted a cliched plot twist that depends on the fact the audience are morons.
>inb4: elected monarchs existed
They weren't children.
>inb4: there were child rulers
They weren't elected and had regents.
>inb4: she had a body double
She was supposedly elected head of an entire planet.

>>212503427
Based.

>>212502867 (OP)

>>212502993
They're ass.

>>212503093
Ant-intellectualism at its finest.

>>212503426
>rape

>>212502993
>Watch the retards who don't understand Star Wars whine about Star Wars
Nah I'm good

>>212502867 (OP)

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>>212503992
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>>212503429
>What is elective monarchy
>HRE elected teenage monarchs, like Leopold I
>There are a gorillion planets. No shit, most mayors aren't recognised either.
>NOOOO MY FICTIONAL ELECTED MONARCH WAS LESS THAN HALF A DECADE TOO YOUNG
>Monarchs like Richard III ended their regency when they were 14
>Didn't Kiera Knightley's mom say she had trouble telling whom her daughter was when they were both in costume

In summary: have sex.

>>212502993

>>212504068
Not like Star Wars is intellectually stimulating, the only reason you’re apologetic towards this shit heap of a movie is because you were still in diapers when it came out.

>>212504712
you got filtered >>212504199. Always finny when ignorant people call things "stupid" just because they dont understand it because they uneducated hicks

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>>212502993
I'd sooner eat Wookie feces

It's like poetry, it rhymes

Anakin married and made love to that. Yoda cucks seething.

>>212502867 (OP)
And that fire flame looks like a penis. You can see anything you want if you look hard enough.
Lucas is a Hack!
Fuck RDMOORE.

>>212503164
A.I. scene when?

>>212502993
No. I also won't watch the Plinkett reviews. I won't watch any reviews, because I have already seen the movies and do not need to hear some random neckbeard's opinions on them.

>>212504502
>>What is elective monarchy
This was addressed in the comment.
>Leopold I
Exceedingly rare, he was 18, and it was to replace his father.
>There are a gorillion planets.
Naboo is the most important planet to the plot.
>No shit, most mayors aren't recognised either.
There's a difference between a mayor and the head of a planet you're about to go to war with/negotiating no behalf of in order to prevent a war.
>NOOOO MY FICTIONAL ELECTED MONARCH WAS LESS THAN HALF A DECADE TOO YOUNG
Yeah, it's retarded.
>Monarchs like Richard III ended their regency when they were 14
Not democratically elected and wasn't 14, retard.
>Didn't Kiera Knightley's mom say she had trouble telling whom her daughter was
So? Lol, that has nothing to do with not recognizing the democratically elected (lol) child (lol) monarch (lol) of an entire planet, dumbass.

>>212504502
>There are a gorillion planets
True but naboo would have been all over the news at the time

>>212503427
I am padme