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Anonymous No.212502867 >>212502993 >>212503093 >>212503870 >>212504199 >>212506437
wow...
Anonymous No.212502927
HOLY FUCKIN KINO
Anonymous No.212502993 >>212503058 >>212503081 >>212503992 >>212504192 >>212504672 >>212504838 >>212504906 >>212506482
>>212502867 (OP)
Watch the RLM reviews.
Anonymous No.212503058 >>212504253
>>212502993
Are you actually retarded or what? Why would any intelligent being ever prefer to engage with a more reductive perspective, that also runs contrary to the supposed intentionality? If any review should be recommended, it should be one that engages with and dismisses the symbolism and imagery, as either reaching, or shallow
Anonymous No.212503078
cant believe nerds are still milking this lame fiction
lemme guess they'll introduce jaqar aboranki from tazar II in the next film? lmao funniest thing is the movies are completely unwatchable, they aged like milk in a hot day, you need to be a special kind of retard to enjoy this
Anonymous No.212503081 >>212504253
>>212502993
how about i shit in your face
Anonymous No.212503093 >>212504068
>>212502867 (OP)
I think that's a scarf
Anonymous No.212503164 >>212503426 >>212506458
Anonymous No.212503328 >>212503356
Why are there so many twitter threads being spammed right now?
Anonymous No.212503356
>>212503328
israel just launched another bombing campaign
Anonymous No.212503426 >>212504165
>>212503164
>we can't have raw baby making sex together...we just can't Im sorry
Anonymous No.212503427 >>212503588 >>212507128
Makes you think
Anonymous No.212503429 >>212504502
>1. Democratically elected monarch.
This was solely done because Lucas wanted Leia to be a real princess and was reaching for surface level themes about democracy. It's retarded.
>2. She's a teenager.
This was only done because Lucas had to restrict the age gap between Padme and Anakin. It's retarded.
>3. Elected leader of an entire planet but no one recognizes her.
Lucas did this because his audience is stupid and won't notice it. He wanted a cliched plot twist that depends on the fact the audience are morons.
>inb4: elected monarchs existed
They weren't children.
>inb4: there were child rulers
They weren't elected and had regents.
>inb4: she had a body double
She was supposedly elected head of an entire planet.
Anonymous No.212503588
>>212503427
Based.
Anonymous No.212503870
>>212502867 (OP)
Anonymous No.212503992 >>212504253
>>212502993
They're ass.
Anonymous No.212504068 >>212504712
>>212503093
Ant-intellectualism at its finest.
Anonymous No.212504165
>>212503426
>rape
Anonymous No.212504192 >>212504253
>>212502993
>Watch the retards who don't understand Star Wars whine about Star Wars
Nah I'm good
Anonymous No.212504199 >>212504253 >>212504829
>>212502867 (OP)
Anonymous No.212504253
>>212503058
>>212503081
>>212504192
>>212504199
>>212503992
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Anonymous No.212504502 >>212506994 >>212507076
>>212503429
>What is elective monarchy
>HRE elected teenage monarchs, like Leopold I
>There are a gorillion planets. No shit, most mayors aren't recognised either.
>NOOOO MY FICTIONAL ELECTED MONARCH WAS LESS THAN HALF A DECADE TOO YOUNG
>Monarchs like Richard III ended their regency when they were 14
>Didn't Kiera Knightley's mom say she had trouble telling whom her daughter was when they were both in costume

In summary: have sex.
Anonymous No.212504672
>>212502993
Anonymous No.212504712 >>212504829
>>212504068
Not like Star Wars is intellectually stimulating, the only reason you’re apologetic towards this shit heap of a movie is because you were still in diapers when it came out.
Anonymous No.212504829
>>212504712
you got filtered >>212504199. Always finny when ignorant people call things "stupid" just because they dont understand it because they uneducated hicks
Anonymous No.212504838
>>212502993
Anonymous No.212504906
>>212502993
I'd sooner eat Wookie feces
Anonymous No.212504970
It's like poetry, it rhymes
Anonymous No.212505282
Anakin married and made love to that. Yoda cucks seething.
Anonymous No.212506437
>>212502867 (OP)
And that fire flame looks like a penis. You can see anything you want if you look hard enough.
Lucas is a Hack!
Fuck RDMOORE.
Anonymous No.212506458
>>212503164
A.I. scene when?
Anonymous No.212506482
>>212502993
No. I also won't watch the Plinkett reviews. I won't watch any reviews, because I have already seen the movies and do not need to hear some random neckbeard's opinions on them.
Anonymous No.212506994
>>212504502
>>What is elective monarchy
This was addressed in the comment.
>Leopold I
Exceedingly rare, he was 18, and it was to replace his father.
>There are a gorillion planets.
Naboo is the most important planet to the plot.
>No shit, most mayors aren't recognised either.
There's a difference between a mayor and the head of a planet you're about to go to war with/negotiating no behalf of in order to prevent a war.
>NOOOO MY FICTIONAL ELECTED MONARCH WAS LESS THAN HALF A DECADE TOO YOUNG
Yeah, it's retarded.
>Monarchs like Richard III ended their regency when they were 14
Not democratically elected and wasn't 14, retard.
>Didn't Kiera Knightley's mom say she had trouble telling whom her daughter was
So? Lol, that has nothing to do with not recognizing the democratically elected (lol) child (lol) monarch (lol) of an entire planet, dumbass.
Anonymous No.212507076
>>212504502
>There are a gorillion planets
True but naboo would have been all over the news at the time
Anonymous No.212507128
>>212503427
I am padme