Thread 212503373

Is this an appropriate body for Superman?

>>212503373 (OP)
I hate the fact that just being tall can get you not only laid but a long term gf.

>>212503424
No, it doesn't.

t. 6ft-4in

>>212503390
I just realized he kind of looks like Gyllenhaal at the same age

>>212503373 (OP)
No wonder they covered him up with a flabby suit.

>>212503424
hook me up, am 6ft 3in with a 7 inch penis and will die a virgin

C-cavill bros, is what they say about small hands true?

>>212503424
Trust me

Theres tons of guys like this thst get beaten or killed in front of their gf because they're fucking retarded.

Like that dumbass who got stabbed in brooklyn

>>212503390
I don't get it

>>212503373 (OP)
jews are more hung than beta yts

>>212503390
Dude can’t wear a mustache. Leave it stubble or clean shaven.

>>212503373 (OP)
>>212503390
dicklet bros... how do we cope?

>>212503495
>7 inch penis
too big to have enjoyable sex anyway

>>212503579
>hung Jews
Sounds nice desu senpai

>>212503610
Shut up foid no one asked you

>>212503488
Meanwhile the Cavill suit had a fake dickprint

>>212503373 (OP)
his body doesnt have to buff

but his face doesnt resemble the Superman archetype

>>212503458
You're under-performing lad

>>212503626
cope. I bet your little sister worships Jewmothy Chalamet, and every waifu you've ever fantasized about fucked Jewstein.

jews have conquered yt women

>>212503540
He’s a kike and designed to try to make Jews happy about themselves as the wides world actually sees them for the evil they are

Paydoofill

Why are faggots so obsessed with Superman? Is it because he's supposed to be morally incorruptible and the sick perverts always want to corrupt anything they can?

>>212503495
>>212503610
>7 inch too big
kek
that's normal

Yes . It's easier to put a muscle suit on Superman than it is to hide Clark Kent's muscles.

>>212503763
>jews have conquered yt women
im indifferent to this considering modern day jews (ashkenazis) are over 50% european and look identical to southern euros. im bulgarian and im asked if im jewish often

>>212503373 (OP)
Guy is realistically 7 inches. Same as me. Doesn't really seem like something to be so hyped about.
Also, idk about everyone else, but I have zero "shrinkage" problem in most water. It almost seems like it gets bigger.

>>212503373 (OP)
Dont body shame chud.

>>212503424
have you tried having a personality that isn't a wet fart in a bag?

>>212503814
7 inches is the 95 percentile
im 6.2 inches and any position other than missionary has been too painful for multiple women

>>212503907
To women being tall is a personality you retard. It's called the "halo effect" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect) Anyone who has ever had a sister knows this.

>>212503968
but enough about the holocaust

>>212503852
My peepee is 19.5 cm hard but really small when soft.

>>212503907
"Personality" is hardly a tenth of what is important for attracting either sex.

Women do know that clothes droop when they get wet right?

>>212504384
Women just like him because of his height and face. Muh dick is just cope.

>>212503373 (OP)
His head looks massive in the second pic

Bros... I really wish I had a dick women would lust after.

>>212504469
be attractive and they will

>>212504384
Women are very retarded.

>>212504501
>be attractive
Anon... I'm a 30yo khhv

>>212504501
>Be rich and famous and they will
fix’d

>>212504469
a chocolate dick that ejaculates money

>>212503373 (OP)
zaddy!

>>212503373 (OP)
Is he boning monke?

>>212503495
I’m 7 inches and I always thought my dick was just average sized. Turns out it’s like 95 percentile or some shit

Porn is fucked yo

Test

>>212503763
My youngest sister’s 40

>>212503763
>jews have conquered yt women
It takes casting couches and insane amounts of money to land an above-average white women for jews. Any decent white woman doesn't want kike children. Hell, they can't even stay with them. (Look at Isla Fisher.)

>>212503373 (OP)
Lanky ass motherfucker. Also, why does Superman have a tattoo?

>>212503373 (OP)
Only a faggot would wear shorts like those, Jewish humiliation ritual

>>212503907
have we tried enslaving foids and keeping them as chattel?

>>212503951
>6.2 painfull
you're only dating small women anon

>>212504018
>>212504357
1. money/assets
2. tall
3. funny
4. hung
5. face
6. clean
7. muscles/beard
...
N. personality
>>212504721
that's fake or I live around dickchads

>>212503373 (OP)
He is 6'5, tall people usually have big dicks.

>>212503907
>just be yourself
>no not that

>>212505242
Face is above hung.

need a camrip expeditiously to replay Clark's feet scene

>>212503814
>That's normal
That would be 4 inches...

>>212503852
I'm only 6 inches but I look big when flaccid.
it's just the ol' "grover vs. shower" stuff. the only thing that matters is the erect size.

>>212505325
No, they don't. NBA groupies have been consistent that height has no correlation with dick size.

>>212503424
Most women won’t ask men out

>>212505996
Cause they lying. Brothels are legal in Australia and the whores will admit tall guys have big dicks.

>>212503373 (OP)
Where is his dick in either of those pictures?

>>212503373 (OP)
James Gunn sucked on that

>>212506180
No women just assume that tall guys have bigger dicks. Surprisingly studies have shown that dicks do not scale with height which is honestly bizarre.

>>212505121
What's your point, chubby chaser?

>>212505121
not rly u just have never had sex before

>>212503531
> Theres tons of guys like this thst get beaten or killed in front of their gf
Don’t forget cucked

>>212503424
Between 6’ and 6’4” is the sweet spot. If you have an athletic build or you’re rich/famous you can be taller but I knew a 6’7” guy with a godlike jawline and he would make girls laugh but girls said he was creepy tall.

>>212503373 (OP)
Yes, they are strong because they are from a different planet and the gravity is lighter on earth

>>212503424
not true, though it doesn't hurt
>>212503531
holy fuck that retard got killed in fucking bed stuy imagine waiting for a bus on malcom v at what 3-4 am? that said i got a blowjob from 2 streethookers in front of a store once in queens so maybe i'm not one to judge

They did the same thing with Brandon Routh. Marketing bs for a shitty movie

>>212504018
hey you stupid monkey i agree with anon saying get a better personality. i'm 6 foot but i'm lioterally getting a beer belly but because i make bitches laugh i coom in them often. i'm an outspoken alcky and drug addict. what's your excuse?

>>212504469
I have a decent sized cock, trust me it doesn't make a difference unless you're swimming in it anyways

>>212503951
>m 6.2 inches and any position other than missionary has been too painful for multiple women
lol bro are they midgets?

>>212503373 (OP)
I really fucking hate that Buffys account. I can't go anywhere on twitter without that middle aged gay cunt farming for likes

>>212503373 (OP)
At that time, no. But after he buffed up, yes.

>>212503540
That smile supposedly indicates a big cock

>>212508332
Except in that ones his dick was the center of every shot

>>212508533
What does it mean when a celebrity bleaches their hair? Is it a mark of some kind?

>>212508533
I think Hoult married a fujo

>>212509039
women are retarded they're basically the same height.

>>212503694
>his body doesnt have to buff
It should be at least a LITTLE buff. Even Christopher Reeve had more bulk than that shit

>>212509379
she ment being held by a chad. Hoult is anything but.

>>212506249
>hours after the thread is still up
nope, yours have been smoll
>>212509379
this means hoult check mark the previous six boxes and she's still missing the 7th one
women are too simple
and that's why they didn't have named ballerina a john wick film

>>212503951
>6.2 inches
>too painful
Lol, no.

>>212509415
I mean, I want to be greedy and demand the actor to have the right face, body, and good acting skills too.

Too much wishful thinking. For me, as long as the actor has the Reeve or Superman face, I can endure a normal body type.
However, not training hard in the gym or taking some ‘supplements’ is a little baffling to me.

The image of Superman was never a lanky guy. What was the production team thinking?

>>212505242
you look at other guy's dicks?

>>212503373 (OP)
>>height, face, big dong, money, fame, superjew

how can you chuds compete?

>>212504445
>His head looks massive in the second pic
Chad's have huge skulls, that's part of what makes them a Chad.

>>212503495
I'm 5'9 with an 8 inch penis and haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years.

>>212503424
6'1". Not a virgin, but haven't had a serious girlfriend since highschool. A handful of casual relationships and hookups that dwindled away as depression set in. I'm now pretty repulsive physically, my pickings are slim-to-nonexistent in terms of someone I'd actually want to seriously date. I'm not talking about waiting around for some Sydney Sweeney lookalike either, I'm talking about wanting someone who is at least interesting and "averagely cute".
Protip: do not become a degenerate alcoholic. Take your relationships seriously. The time will come when you're not a handsome Twink anymore, and then you will learn how invisible you are to those who never came to truly love you.

>>212503601
moustache + stubble is unfathomably based
were you worried the stache might tickle if you kissed him?

>>212503609
Do the dicklet smile and stay in our lane

>>212510985
>dicklet smile
What does this look like?