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Anonymous No.212503373 >>212503424 >>212503488 >>212503579 >>212503609 >>212503694 >>212503852 >>212503875 >>212504445 >>212504668 >>212504718 >>212504951 >>212505031 >>212505325 >>212506189 >>212506212 >>212508158 >>212508475 >>212508533 >>212510477
Is this an appropriate body for Superman?
Anonymous No.212503390 >>212503469 >>212503540 >>212503601 >>212503609
Anonymous No.212503424 >>212503458 >>212503495 >>212503531 >>212503907 >>212506018 >>212506311 >>212508292 >>212510623
>>212503373 (OP)
I hate the fact that just being tall can get you not only laid but a long term gf.
Anonymous No.212503458 >>212503725
>>212503424
No, it doesn't.

t. 6ft-4in
Anonymous No.212503469
>>212503390
I just realized he kind of looks like Gyllenhaal at the same age
Anonymous No.212503488 >>212503636
>>212503373 (OP)
No wonder they covered him up with a flabby suit.
Anonymous No.212503495 >>212503610 >>212503814 >>212504721 >>212510601
>>212503424
hook me up, am 6ft 3in with a 7 inch penis and will die a virgin
Anonymous No.212503523
C-cavill bros, is what they say about small hands true?
Anonymous No.212503531 >>212506250 >>212508292
>>212503424
Trust me

Theres tons of guys like this thst get beaten or killed in front of their gf because they're fucking retarded.

Like that dumbass who got stabbed in brooklyn
Anonymous No.212503540 >>212503799 >>212508692
>>212503390
I don't get it
Anonymous No.212503579 >>212503626
>>212503373 (OP)
jews are more hung than beta yts
Anonymous No.212503601 >>212510741
>>212503390
Dude can’t wear a mustache. Leave it stubble or clean shaven.
Anonymous No.212503609 >>212510985
>>212503373 (OP)
>>212503390
dicklet bros... how do we cope?
Anonymous No.212503610 >>212503634 >>212503814
>>212503495
>7 inch penis
too big to have enjoyable sex anyway
Anonymous No.212503626 >>212503763
>>212503579
>hung Jews
Sounds nice desu senpai
Anonymous No.212503634
>>212503610
Shut up foid no one asked you
Anonymous No.212503636
>>212503488
Meanwhile the Cavill suit had a fake dickprint
Anonymous No.212503694 >>212509415
>>212503373 (OP)
his body doesnt have to buff

but his face doesnt resemble the Superman archetype
Anonymous No.212503725
>>212503458
You're under-performing lad
Anonymous No.212503763 >>212503843 >>212504769 >>212504905
>>212503626
cope. I bet your little sister worships Jewmothy Chalamet, and every waifu you've ever fantasized about fucked Jewstein.

jews have conquered yt women
Anonymous No.212503799 >>212503968
>>212503540
He’s a kike and designed to try to make Jews happy about themselves as the wides world actually sees them for the evil they are
Anonymous No.212503802
Paydoofill
Anonymous No.212503809
Why are faggots so obsessed with Superman? Is it because he's supposed to be morally incorruptible and the sick perverts always want to corrupt anything they can?
Anonymous No.212503814 >>212503951 >>212505879
>>212503495
>>212503610
>7 inch too big
kek
that's normal
Anonymous No.212503816
Yes . It's easier to put a muscle suit on Superman than it is to hide Clark Kent's muscles.
Anonymous No.212503843
>>212503763
>jews have conquered yt women
im indifferent to this considering modern day jews (ashkenazis) are over 50% european and look identical to southern euros. im bulgarian and im asked if im jewish often
Anonymous No.212503852 >>212504296 >>212505929
>>212503373 (OP)
Guy is realistically 7 inches. Same as me. Doesn't really seem like something to be so hyped about.
Also, idk about everyone else, but I have zero "shrinkage" problem in most water. It almost seems like it gets bigger.
Anonymous No.212503875
>>212503373 (OP)
Dont body shame chud.
Anonymous No.212503907 >>212504018 >>212504357 >>212505078 >>212505354
>>212503424
have you tried having a personality that isn't a wet fart in a bag?
Anonymous No.212503951 >>212505121 >>212508418 >>212509981
>>212503814
7 inches is the 95 percentile
im 6.2 inches and any position other than missionary has been too painful for multiple women
Anonymous No.212503968 >>212504295
>>212503799
Anonymous No.212504018 >>212505242 >>212508366
>>212503907
To women being tall is a personality you retard. It's called the "halo effect" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect) Anyone who has ever had a sister knows this.
Anonymous No.212504295
>>212503968
but enough about the holocaust
Anonymous No.212504296
>>212503852
My peepee is 19.5 cm hard but really small when soft.
Anonymous No.212504357 >>212505242
>>212503907
"Personality" is hardly a tenth of what is important for attracting either sex.
Anonymous No.212504384 >>212504411 >>212504509
Women do know that clothes droop when they get wet right?
Anonymous No.212504411
>>212504384
Women just like him because of his height and face. Muh dick is just cope.
Anonymous No.212504445 >>212510520
>>212503373 (OP)
His head looks massive in the second pic
Anonymous No.212504469 >>212504501 >>212504581 >>212508371
Bros... I really wish I had a dick women would lust after.
Anonymous No.212504501 >>212504539 >>212504550
>>212504469
be attractive and they will
Anonymous No.212504509
>>212504384
Women are very retarded.
Anonymous No.212504539
>>212504501
>be attractive
Anon... I'm a 30yo khhv
Anonymous No.212504550
>>212504501
>Be rich and famous and they will
fix’d
Anonymous No.212504581
>>212504469
a chocolate dick that ejaculates money
Anonymous No.212504668
>>212503373 (OP)
zaddy!
Anonymous No.212504718
>>212503373 (OP)
Is he boning monke?
Anonymous No.212504721 >>212505242
>>212503495
I’m 7 inches and I always thought my dick was just average sized. Turns out it’s like 95 percentile or some shit

Porn is fucked yo
Anonymous No.212504749
Test
Anonymous No.212504769
>>212503763
My youngest sister’s 40
Anonymous No.212504905
>>212503763
>jews have conquered yt women
It takes casting couches and insane amounts of money to land an above-average white women for jews. Any decent white woman doesn't want kike children. Hell, they can't even stay with them. (Look at Isla Fisher.)
Anonymous No.212504951
>>212503373 (OP)
Lanky ass motherfucker. Also, why does Superman have a tattoo?
Anonymous No.212505031
>>212503373 (OP)
Only a faggot would wear shorts like those, Jewish humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.212505078
>>212503907
have we tried enslaving foids and keeping them as chattel?
Anonymous No.212505121 >>212506220 >>212506249
>>212503951
>6.2 painfull
you're only dating small women anon
Anonymous No.212505151
>POV: you just realized Corenswet is an Ashkenazi surname
Anonymous No.212505242 >>212505673 >>212510208
>>212504018
>>212504357
1. money/assets
2. tall
3. funny
4. hung
5. face
6. clean
7. muscles/beard
...
N. personality
>>212504721
that's fake or I live around dickchads
Anonymous No.212505325 >>212505996
>>212503373 (OP)
He is 6'5, tall people usually have big dicks.
Anonymous No.212505354
>>212503907
>just be yourself
>no not that
Anonymous No.212505673
>>212505242
Face is above hung.
Anonymous No.212505713
need a camrip expeditiously to replay Clark's feet scene
Anonymous No.212505879
>>212503814
>That's normal
That would be 4 inches...
Anonymous No.212505929
>>212503852
I'm only 6 inches but I look big when flaccid.
it's just the ol' "grover vs. shower" stuff. the only thing that matters is the erect size.
Anonymous No.212505996 >>212506180
>>212505325
No, they don't. NBA groupies have been consistent that height has no correlation with dick size.
Anonymous No.212506018
>>212503424
Most women won’t ask men out
Anonymous No.212506180 >>212506217
>>212505996
Cause they lying. Brothels are legal in Australia and the whores will admit tall guys have big dicks.
Anonymous No.212506189
>>212503373 (OP)
Where is his dick in either of those pictures?
Anonymous No.212506212
>>212503373 (OP)
James Gunn sucked on that
Anonymous No.212506217
>>212506180
No women just assume that tall guys have bigger dicks. Surprisingly studies have shown that dicks do not scale with height which is honestly bizarre.
Anonymous No.212506220
>>212505121
What's your point, chubby chaser?
Anonymous No.212506249 >>212509945
>>212505121
not rly u just have never had sex before
Anonymous No.212506250
>>212503531
> Theres tons of guys like this thst get beaten or killed in front of their gf
Don’t forget cucked
Anonymous No.212506311
>>212503424
Between 6’ and 6’4” is the sweet spot. If you have an athletic build or you’re rich/famous you can be taller but I knew a 6’7” guy with a godlike jawline and he would make girls laugh but girls said he was creepy tall.
Anonymous No.212508158
>>212503373 (OP)
Yes, they are strong because they are from a different planet and the gravity is lighter on earth
Anonymous No.212508292
>>212503424
not true, though it doesn't hurt
>>212503531
holy fuck that retard got killed in fucking bed stuy imagine waiting for a bus on malcom v at what 3-4 am? that said i got a blowjob from 2 streethookers in front of a store once in queens so maybe i'm not one to judge
Anonymous No.212508332 >>212508756
They did the same thing with Brandon Routh. Marketing bs for a shitty movie
Anonymous No.212508366
>>212504018
hey you stupid monkey i agree with anon saying get a better personality. i'm 6 foot but i'm lioterally getting a beer belly but because i make bitches laugh i coom in them often. i'm an outspoken alcky and drug addict. what's your excuse?
Anonymous No.212508371
>>212504469
I have a decent sized cock, trust me it doesn't make a difference unless you're swimming in it anyways
Anonymous No.212508418
>>212503951
>m 6.2 inches and any position other than missionary has been too painful for multiple women
lol bro are they midgets?
Anonymous No.212508475
>>212503373 (OP)
I really fucking hate that Buffys account. I can't go anywhere on twitter without that middle aged gay cunt farming for likes
Anonymous No.212508533 >>212509014 >>212509039
>>212503373 (OP)
At that time, no. But after he buffed up, yes.
Anonymous No.212508692
>>212503540
That smile supposedly indicates a big cock
Anonymous No.212508756
>>212508332
Except in that ones his dick was the center of every shot
Anonymous No.212509014
>>212508533
What does it mean when a celebrity bleaches their hair? Is it a mark of some kind?
Anonymous No.212509039 >>212509379
>>212508533
I think Hoult married a fujo
Anonymous No.212509379 >>212509445 >>212509945
>>212509039
women are retarded they're basically the same height.
Anonymous No.212509415 >>212510154
>>212503694
>his body doesnt have to buff
It should be at least a LITTLE buff. Even Christopher Reeve had more bulk than that shit
Anonymous No.212509445
>>212509379
she ment being held by a chad. Hoult is anything but.
Anonymous No.212509945
>>212506249
>hours after the thread is still up
nope, yours have been smoll
>>212509379
this means hoult check mark the previous six boxes and she's still missing the 7th one
women are too simple
and that's why they didn't have named ballerina a john wick film
Anonymous No.212509981
>>212503951
>6.2 inches
>too painful
Lol, no.
Anonymous No.212510154
>>212509415
I mean, I want to be greedy and demand the actor to have the right face, body, and good acting skills too.

Too much wishful thinking. For me, as long as the actor has the Reeve or Superman face, I can endure a normal body type.
However, not training hard in the gym or taking some ‘supplements’ is a little baffling to me.

The image of Superman was never a lanky guy. What was the production team thinking?
Anonymous No.212510208
>>212505242
you look at other guy's dicks?
Anonymous No.212510477
>>212503373 (OP)
>>height, face, big dong, money, fame, superjew

how can you chuds compete?
Anonymous No.212510520
>>212504445
>His head looks massive in the second pic
Chad's have huge skulls, that's part of what makes them a Chad.
Anonymous No.212510601
>>212503495
I'm 5'9 with an 8 inch penis and haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years.
Anonymous No.212510623
>>212503424
6'1". Not a virgin, but haven't had a serious girlfriend since highschool. A handful of casual relationships and hookups that dwindled away as depression set in. I'm now pretty repulsive physically, my pickings are slim-to-nonexistent in terms of someone I'd actually want to seriously date. I'm not talking about waiting around for some Sydney Sweeney lookalike either, I'm talking about wanting someone who is at least interesting and "averagely cute".
Protip: do not become a degenerate alcoholic. Take your relationships seriously. The time will come when you're not a handsome Twink anymore, and then you will learn how invisible you are to those who never came to truly love you.
Anonymous No.212510741
>>212503601
moustache + stubble is unfathomably based
were you worried the stache might tickle if you kissed him?
Anonymous No.212510985 >>212511131
>>212503609
Do the dicklet smile and stay in our lane
Anonymous No.212511131
>>212510985
>dicklet smile
What does this look like?