Thread 212505557

>watch new season of the Bear
>brie larson appears

DROPPED

>>212505557 (OP)
She seems like more of a twink than a bear.

Walled

>>212505557 (OP)
>Fuck gweneth paltro! I make my OWN vagina scented candles!
>THIS is what real pussy smells like!
>*queefs*

>>212505557 (OP)
why is she so wrinkly?

>>212505720
shes almost 40

>>212505557 (OP)
is that academy award winning brie larson? she looks like she stole trumps skin bronzer

>>212505557 (OP)
yikes

>>212505557 (OP)
Yikes.

>>212505557 (OP)
She should be homeless living in a Las Vegas sewer

>>212505746
She's only 35 that isn't almost that is half a decade, literally 1/20 of a century. She's still young and has a lot of life in her.

>>212506178
I'm working on that

>>212505997
>>212506000
Came to say this

is there anything good after the first season?

>>212505557 (OP)
Is the Fak a tardie?

she looks like a literal retard in the thumbnail lol

She's very pretty. You guys are so mean.

>>212508760

I'd still have sex with you Brianne! Morning,noon and night in fact

>>212505557 (OP)
When I saw her I started vomiting so hard there was blood in it. My doctor said it was actually pieces of my esophagus that got torn from the violent retching that ensued from looking on her frightening visage. Should I sue FX and her?

>>212505557 (OP)
>DROPPED
You dropped your pants to jerk off right?

i quit watching this shit for reasons i honestly forgot. What is brie's role in the new season? Is she even recurring

>>212505557 (OP)
>when the bear finally arrives

>>212508595
The guy who plays Fak is Marty Matheson … he’s a successful chef and was brought in as a consultant to make sure everything looked and sounded legit. He used to have shows on Vice, and his YT channel is pretty kino.

>>212509811
this video is 10 years old anon

>>212510118
Matty, not Marty.

She is COOKED chat!

>>212510137

5 and a half. Brie's appearance that night distracted the scientists at the Wuhan institute of virology and led to the escape of the COOF!

>>212510118
For a Chef, he is a remarkable actor. Not easy to play such a retard

>>212505720
The fuck? I thought she was in her 40s and was doing the cougar thing.

>>212510706

She's a hardcore alcoholic and that tightens the skin through dehydration and loss of elasticity hence Brie's terrible crows feet.

>>212510767
Don't alcoholics usually turn into blimps and get all bloated? Or is it different for women? The only alcoholic celebs that come to mind for me are retards like Burt Kreciher and he's a bloated whale now.

>>212505646
Are you quoting someone or was that just your lame attempt at making a joke?

>>212505557 (OP)
>How do you do fellow kids?

she seems ok
what makes people hate her?

>>212510840
Your mom said that and did that.

>>212510940
Bad acting and an even worse personality off-screen. That combination hurts the "separate the art from the artist" argument.

>>212505557 (OP)
Brie is beautiful.

>>212510940
she hates men and white people.

>>212510940
man hating always makes a woman look terrible.

>>212510902
>uh, actually, don't smile more

Brie needs a big comeback role

What should it be?

>>212511017
>>212511077
I've never really paid attention to her. Is she super vocal about this, or is it mostly based off of a couple of comments and her playing Captain Marvel?

I don't get the point of all the big celeb cameos in a little show like this. Part of the charm was that it was a lot of no name actors before it blew up

>>212511103
This in particular stands out

she was fine in the episode desu

>>212511017
>>212510976
>>212511077
but you lot hate women too I thought

>>212511155
No, women are great, but there are outliers (like Brie).

>>212511155
I dont hate Brie, in fact I think she very attractive. That doesnt absolve her of dumb things coming out of her mouth. see>>212511136

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>>212511136
That's pretty dumb, but every celebrity says retarded shit on social media sometimes. Has she made a habit out of it is my question?

>>212511136
>>212511211
hello there muslim and indian fellas
welcome to the western values
its not norm or expected that women should be fending off questions for phone number every hour of every day she is outside from age 13 till she hits the wall at age 30
nor is it really acceptable for a guy at the job to spread his net and keep asking women he interacts with for number

>>212511136
I mean that is pretty unprofessional behavior.

>>212511185
>women are great
Are you a feminist?

>>212511247
She has, hence him calling it just one example. She also used some award show speech to go off about white people a while ago too.

>>212511266
It is, and the guy responding to her sounds like a chud, but her comeback is basically equating it to rape so she's pretty dumb either way.

Why is Brie such a (You) magnet?

>>212505557 (OP)
the bear s3 and s4 are meant for a 2x speed watch

why fa/tv/irgins simp for literal 3/10?

>>212511248
I am neither of those. It can both be true that she is over reacting and the guy is unprofessional. The problem with man-hating women isnt that they are wrong about some men. Some men, say and do stupid things. Women get so rustled when it happens that they end up in a man-hating feedback loop, which they turn into their entire personality.

>>212511392
we recognize her and hence have some tiny form of affection/connection
thing that is young perfect body instagram face randos miss

>>212511334
Her charisma

>>212511392
she has really nice tits, occasionally looks hot (when styled by others) and is retarded so it's fun to keep up with her antics

>>212511534
>she has really nice tits
and fake

>>212511412
but you do sound like any of them
and your opinion is that although she was wronged
she should be more polite and less vocal about women experience, not really speak about it
reason being that you supposedly fear for her personality change if she over focus on whats bothering her... because you get to hear 4 lines in 5 years from her on some chud site and so you know what she is like and what women in general turn out like.. hmm

>>212511555
please take your medication

>>212511552
i am okay with it

>>212511699
Is it actually fake? She doesnt seem like the type of person that would get fake tits

>>212511790
watch jav, 90% of tits are fake yet looks super natural

>>212511843
uh yeah, but thats not what i was asking, she doesnt seem like the type that would get fake tits. id like some confirmation more than "90% of tits are fake"

>>212511790
now she doesn't but when she was younger she was probably the type. probably also a career move

>>212511903
hmmm. maybe

>>212511534
she has the exact same disgusting pancake tits as sarah silverman

>>212511185
Simp.

>>212505557 (OP)
damn that bitch is old already

>watch new season of The Brie
>Bear Larson appears
PICKED UP

>>212512016
Gay

>>212511552
dont think they are fake
an I regularly crash christina hendricks simps
her tits seems very perky and decently sizable from the get-go of her career
they got big bigger with age and weight gain, but dont seem that different or that much bolted on
but thats just my guess, I am not trying to be definitive I know 100%...

>>212512009
you might wanna google her leaks

>>212512377
holy cope have sex loser

>>212511994
kek

>>212513431
Imagine licking Brie's sweaty pits.

>>212505646
this is woefully pathetic

>>212513681
nothing.. my imagination just tells me salty and unpleasant
imagine inserting penis in to her after slapping her with it in face several time
then holding her down cowering her mouth as you start thrusting

>>212505557 (OP)
I too started pissing and shitting and farting when I saw her.

>>212505746
out of 10!

>>212513681
this but replace pits with feet

>>212513729
Did she scare you that much?

>>212505557 (OP)
It's telling that you won't drop a show that is evidently bad and a waste of time until an ideological enemy of yours appears. Consider redefining your standards to something that aligns a bit more with logic and good taste you stupid fucking worthless piece of internet addled shit cock.

>>212505557 (OP)
Imagine her berating you for being an unemployed loser fagot teebeaigh that would be crazy

>>212506820
>She's still young
Did you miss OP's attached picture?

>>212511555
god willing your ev car randomly combusts with you in it

why does the internet hate this woman, again?

>>212505557 (OP)
From a Marvel lead to...

>>212511412
I agree. She is an actress in Hollywood. I could only imagine what slimeball directors, producers and agents she’s had to deal with. She goes through TSA. The agent, someone in a position of authority, asks for her number. In her head, she’s thinking “if I don’t give this guy my number, is he going to pull me out of line? Make me miss my flight?” So I can see her point of view.

But every schlub in the normal world is thinking the situation is no-lose. If I ask her for her number and she says no, no harm done and I have a story. If she says yes, it would be amazing.

So yeah, this is just two very different interpretations of the same story.

>>212505557 (OP)
damn she walled up hard

>>212505557 (OP)
Im ashamed that I ever jerked off to her. Looking back she never deserved my precious seed.

>>212505557 (OP)
What is that expression trying to convey?

>>212511994
My sides

>>212512377
Definitely not fake, based on her leaks.

>>212514398
many such cases

>>212505557 (OP)
>brie larson
I will now watch your culinary slop

>>212505720
alcoholism

>>212505557 (OP)
>I heard you serve the best Brie

>>212505557 (OP)
milf kino when?

>>212508595
>>212510118
>>212510578
I don't think he's acting, he also acts like a child candidly. And it's no wonder why half the characters sound like morons when speaking. And I blamed it on the screenwriters exclusively, shared blame there.

>>212509917
apparantly she had a lesbian relationship with carmie's sister in the past

>>212515518
art imitating life

>>212515248
never

>>212515248
dont look her up now

>>212510795
They bloat and the capillaries get all fucked up.
That's alcoholics though, not your standard alcohol abuser. Anon (like many others) is just using alcoholic to mean 'probably drinks too much but is high functioning'.
Those types can indeed be skinny, sallow, and dehydrated because their body hasn't gotten to the 'bloated corpse' phase

>>212510767
we have a joke in my country:
how do you get someone working in media to be under 1‰ bac?
force them to be sober for week

>>212505720
She likely spends a lot of time out in the sun, overindulges in booze and whatever drugs they feed to movie stars to keep them docile, and cakes a fuck ton of makeup on her face daily.

>>212505557 (OP)
Thats my wife

>>212516219
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Imagine playing Switch with Brie but you suck at the games compared to her and she gets progressively more annoyed and eventually gets physical with you

>>212516647
>"Argh. I promise to get better. Please stop punching me in the dick."

>>212505557 (OP)
Brie is /ourgirl/

Brie should fatten up

>>212505646
kek

Brie hasn't busted out a bikini thirst trap on social media all year

Why has she forsaken us?

>>212518370
that's right, whore, degrade yourself for the shekels

No movies after the Marvels, only some rubbish tv slop.

Protect Brianne

>>212518485
C U T E

>>212505557 (OP)
>all big shows now get different stars for different seasons to appear for one or two episodes
TV is fucking dead and it's your fucking fault, faggots

>>212505557 (OP)
>35 years old and looks 60+
>coal burner
>fungus feet
>single handedly started the end of the MCU
I like that karma continues to slap her around like a bitch

>>212506820

Early Onset Menopause is a bitch.

>>212510767
lmao that stan lee post never fails to get me

>>212518485
powerful 'mom pretending to be into minecraft' energy

is she even a mom though?

>>212510940
For /tv/ it's that she was Captain Marvel and Disney really just shoved her in last minute for the girl power shit in end game. That's it. Been constant mindless shit flinging since.

>>212509811
it's honestly astounding how a semi-hag can tape her tits up, put on a low cut dress, and apply roughly 15lbs of makeup and it somehow it tricks all you desperate coomers into giving their dead career another decade

>>212518965
>pretending
She's been a Nintendo fan for decades.

>>212511247
Notice how he didn't actually post anything else
>>212511136
>Why are you annoyed a security professional who can stop you from flying was asking for your number??
Autism speaks

"That 35 year old actress you wanted to play a 20 something young wife and mother is here."

"Send her --- oh my God! What happened to your face?"

>>212519116
If you're gay just stop posting Brie and go hang out in /hm/ already.

>>212505557 (OP)
>ywm molest greta in a dirty bathroom, suck on her retarded tits, finger her retarded asshole, all while she retardedly moves her head from side to side looking at nothing in particular

Oh wait, that's Brie in the thumbnail. nvm

honestly the interesting this is how many people who hate her who still seem to care about hating her, hasnt she been irrelevant and in nothing for ages? who the fuck is still giving a fuck?

>>212519116
you lot are mean

>>212519380
>brie: appears in your face
>anon: "uhhhh why do you care about her anyway she isn't in anything so why do you even think about her?"
what? go away, idiot

>>212519386
Jesus, she nearly put my eyes out with those things.

>>212519415
>if someone i hate appears in my face it means i have to go to 4chan to obsessively talk about and meme with my fellow based anons
are people this blatantly mentally ill real? no wonder this generation of people are barely people. they have no self awareness of their own. they just react and respond to the world mindlessly like moths to a flame.

discuss brie

>>212519553
are you trying very hard to be ironic with this post or what? literally describing yourself?

>36 in october
>no husband
>no kids
grim...

>>212519636
>36
also the number of menstrual cycles she has left

>>212519636
must be hell of a unsatisfactory life to be a famous rich white woman