Thread 212506103 - /tv/ [Archived: 596 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:28:57 AM No.212506103
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>Finn likes Rey, Rey barely even knows his name, Finn waits sadly in the wings rather than find a girl who likes him back
>Rose likes Finn, Finn barely knows her name, Rose waits sadly in the wings rather than find a guy who likes her back
>Poe is a repressed homosexual
>Han and Leia are divorced and estranged
>Luke dies, never even got a taste
Fucking CHRIST JJ / Rian, were you faggots going through a dry spell in your marriages or something? Explain this shit
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:30:23 AM No.212506138
>>212506103 (OP)
>letโ€™s kill the popular male franchise thatโ€™s a cornerstone of the culture
Simple as that
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:36:07 AM No.212506308
Zorri-Bliss
Zorri-Bliss
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>Poe is a repressed homosexual
What? The only person he's implied to have been with is a woman
(though it still matches your theme since they were broken up and on hostile terms)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:40:24 AM No.212506415
All nu-wars is faggot shit
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:42:24 AM No.212506467
>>212506308
Oh yeah I forgot
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:58:19 AM No.212506866
>>212506103 (OP)
Rian's film is completely horny, even the unrelated stuff is sexual. Even the reason that Kylo turned into an evil school shooter is revealed to be, with the thinnest of veils, sexual abuse by Luke.
As for it all not working out, yes, that's because the middle point in a romance (so the middle film in a romance trilogy) is the point where all is lost, the heart says NO to what the body wants.
The third point/film is where things are supposed to turn around >"sees the dude do one nice thing"
>"Oh! good enough, fuck it"
The problem is they didn't follow through because they changed back to JJ/corpoberries
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:00:30 AM No.212506930
>>212506308
Poe being a homo was definitely part of the original plan
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:10:37 AM No.212507244
Gonkpromo
Gonkpromo
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>>212506308
Gonk.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:00:28 AM No.212508528
>>212506103 (OP)
They were trying to push some bullshit "force dyad" crap that requires ignoring all the prior lore about how the force works.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:05:21 AM No.212508655
>>212506103 (OP)
it's based, romance is fucking gay.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:13:04 AM No.212508832
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>>212506103 (OP)
Jew
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:15:06 AM No.212508872
>>212506866
>sexual abuse by Luke
kek never implied whatsoever
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:19:53 AM No.212508978
>>212508655
romance is fine sometimes for example
>die hard
>terminator
>empire strikes back
don't let your insecurity cloud your opinion otherwise it doesnt hold any weight