Superman Review Megathread - /tv/ (#212506371) [Archived: 978 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:38:25 AM No.212506371
WE ARE SO BACK
WE ARE SO BACK
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FUCKING APOLOGIZE

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/superman_2025

>/tv/ before reactions
This is going to suck!
>/tv/ after positive reactions
Okay, but the reviews will be terrible!
>/tv/ after great reviews
B-but audiences will hate it! Those are paid critics!
>/tv/ after audiences love it
They’re all idiots — this will still flop!
>Opens with $360 million
It won’t even reach $500 million!
>Hits $600 million by the second weekend
It’s never hitting $800 million!
>Reaches $900 million
W-won’t make a billion!
>Passes $1 billion
At that point, /tv/ anons committed seppuku.
This will be glorious. Total snyderjeet death.

Will you see it? Vote:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRL1eyQ
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:39:13 AM No.212506384
supermanwait
supermanwait
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>>212506371 (OP)
Uh...Snydersisters?!
Replies: >>212511162
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:39:15 AM No.212506386
>>212506371 (OP)
It sucked and you're a shill
Replies: >>212506485
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:43:09 AM No.212506485
>>212506386
You didn't even watch it jeet
Replies: >>212506676
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:43:58 AM No.212506505
I didn't want to see fantastic 4 because the original is already great. Plus Pedro Pascal is an absolute nonce.
I didn't want to see Jurassic-kill the whites
I was planning on seeing Superman with my brother and probably still will, but now James Gunn is spouting some shit about immigration? and the movie not being made for people like me? Now i don't want to see any of these 3 movies
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:48:01 AM No.212506592
OP
Two more days and I'll watch the shittiest russian CAM first to prove you wrong
Then I'll watch it in the theater to shit properly on this
Then I'll watch the streaming version to make use of my bigger telly
BUT
YOU'LL NEVER see me accepting a Tomatometer. NEVER
>:|
Replies: >>212506758 >>212513118
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:49:31 AM No.212506627
>>212506371 (OP)
>>Opens with $360 million
LMAO literally none of the tracking sites/groups have it pinned there you delusional tranny
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:49:41 AM No.212506635
I don't know why this is so funny but it's really hilarious.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:51:12 AM No.212506676
>>212506485
Blatant advertising Jeet shill thread
Disparages the one calling it out as a Jeet, very Jewish indeed
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:54:36 AM No.212506758
>>212506592
I’ll lookout for your WEBM spam threads
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:55:16 AM No.212506777
>>212506371 (OP)
>just saw it
>it was fun kino and mogged MoS in every fucking way
this board and its shit taste will never stop being an amazing compass on what movies are worth seeing so long as you just do the opposite of whatever people here say
Replies: >>212506816 >>212506917 >>212511217 >>212514464
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:56:35 AM No.212506816
>>212506777
Liking capeshit is already shit taste.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:58:51 AM No.212506881
kpop
kpop
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>>212506371 (OP)
How did ELIO and SUPERMAN lose to a korean powerpuff girls movie?
Replies: >>212506895 >>212521793
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:59:40 AM No.212506895
>>212506881
>37 reviews
there's your answer
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:00:08 AM No.212506917
>>212506777
Kek, so true
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:01:31 AM No.212506977
>>212506505
The thing is...they don't call him an immigrant once in the movie.
Replies: >>212507053
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:01:55 AM No.212506992
Must be super woke
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:03:38 AM No.212507053
>>212506977
>>212506505
yeah it's weird they came out with that interview take especially when the ultimate message is that his adopted kansas hillbilly parents are his real parents in every way that matters
Replies: >>212507085
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:04:57 AM No.212507085
>>212507053
The movie is pretty safe on pol shit to not create controversy, but for some reason Gunn said all that bs
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:11:09 AM No.212507257
Jeets been real quiet today
Replies: >>212507317 >>212519429
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:13:23 AM No.212507317
>>212507257
They are broken. It's over, all they can hope now is if it flops, right now they look for any negative obscure reviewer to help their "cause"
Replies: >>212508285 >>212511299
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:13:28 AM No.212507320
Superman is still going to flop hard.
Replies: >>212507512
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:17:58 AM No.212507455
>>212506371 (OP)
Uhm mousesissies??? we're getting brutalized by dchads again like in the old times????????????
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:20:05 AM No.212507512
>>212507320
>Superman is still going to flop hard.
flop tracker where?

I cant laugh at gunnkeks without some meaningful figures
Replies: >>212507964
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:35:11 AM No.212507922
>>212506371 (OP)
>FUCKING APOLOGIZE
No
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:36:11 AM No.212507946
>>212506371 (OP)
>Opens with $360 million
Source?
Replies: >>212508110
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:37:13 AM No.212507964
>>212507512
Expect the premiere in China and Europe. I read that the British didn't like the film.
Replies: >>212507981 >>212509373 >>212509397
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:37:50 AM No.212507981
>>212507964
I think it will be huge in china
Replies: >>212509446 >>212511226 >>212511252
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:43:38 AM No.212508110
>>212507946
Me
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:50:42 AM No.212508285
>>212507317
I won't be going to see this movie but I hope it makes more money than the Snyder ones just to make jeets cry and get hit by trains.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:37:51 AM No.212509330
>>212506371 (OP)
STOP THE COUNT
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:40:16 AM No.212509373
>>212507964
It's British critics that didn't like the movie, but they're pretentious that more or less hate every blockbuster because they only review based on artistic merit and not if it's entertaining. They hated the Avatar movies too. General britoids are less discerning
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:41:16 AM No.212509397
>>212507964
> British didn't like the film.

Now I know it’ll be good
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:43:56 AM No.212509446
>>212507981
>I think it will be huge in china
No way, chinks don't like capeshit slop. And Superman is completely unknown there.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:27:55 AM No.212510259
>>212506371 (OP)
shill thread
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:29:07 AM No.212510280
>>212506371 (OP)
this is like IGN scores of vidya games nobody cares
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:07:33 AM No.212511117
>>212506371 (OP)
>/tv/
Snyderbots you mean
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:08:51 AM No.212511139
>>212506505
>James Gunn is spouting some shit about immigration?
Those leftist retards, now finally afraid of spouting their shitty politics because the moveis now actually bomb for that, felt confident because the movie is well received. But that shit isn't in the movie
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:10:00 AM No.212511162
>>212506384
Quality standards of critics have been dropped significantly in these 15 years. As was their sense of dignity and self-respect.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:10:36 AM No.212511176
>>212511139
I really don't get why he said it when the movie is very thin on politics
Replies: >>212511296 >>212511337
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:11:51 AM No.212511203
>>212506371 (OP)
Even if it's not all that great it's going to be nice to have a Superman movie that's not afraid of its comic book origins.
Replies: >>212511316
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:12:20 AM No.212511217
>>212506777
MoS was a shit movie and a shit adaptation.
Being better than that boring badly made crap doesn't even mean that the new movie is good
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:12:51 AM No.212511226
>>212507981
It's had terrible pre-sales and they usually have a similar taste as South Koreans and it's getting mediocre reactions from the general audience there. I don't think it will do well in China at all.
Replies: >>212511260
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:13:46 AM No.212511244
>>212509373
>They hated the Avatar movies too
Like everyone normal
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:14:17 AM No.212511252
>>212507981
Presales in China are abysmal.
Replies: >>212511260
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:14:35 AM No.212511260
>>212511226
>>212511252
if Gunn lost the china market, he's half fucked
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:14:42 AM No.212511264
Trans woman here, I loved this movie!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:16:07 AM No.212511296
>>212511176
They are bottling up their need to vomit their propaganda because now they are facing boxoffice consequences for it and they surely have already receeived guidelines about flying below the radars
But I guess suppressing your own nature for more than 5 minutes is unbearable for certain categories
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:16:35 AM No.212511299
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>>212507317
Movie will have lower box office than Man of Steel.
Replies: >>212514388
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:17:09 AM No.212511316
>>212511203
this
it's not hatefiction
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:18:13 AM No.212511337
>>212511176
To redirect the attention of Bavaria coming off as a criticism of Israel, despite being originally written about Russia.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:19:32 AM No.212511368
>>212506505
That immigrant stuff isnt in the movie and is outright contradicted when it reveals that Kal-El’s parents were trying to invade and conquer earth
Replies: >>212511527
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:21:01 AM No.212511393
>>212511244
I wasn’t sure what side of the online war I should join on but now that I know you’re against Jimmy C I’m officially on the side of Superman. See you in December!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:28:32 AM No.212511527
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DhefLubw_400x400
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>>212511368
>Kal-El’s parents were trying to invade and conquer earth
What
The
FUCK
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:27:06 AM No.212512575
>>212506371 (OP)
Based
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:30:13 AM No.212512633
>>212511527
He has a message from them that's corrupted. In the opening scene it's revealed Superman often likes to listen to the message from Jor-El because it brings him comfort. Luthor later invades the Fortress and retrieves the message/uncorrupts it. The full message reveals they want him to rule Earth as a conqueror and BREED as many human women as he can with his BKC. At the end of the movie, Superman asks the robots to play him his message from his parents but this time they show him a bunch of home videos of him with the Kents, pretty much saying that the Kents are his real parents.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:59:24 AM No.212513063
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Bannon (he is based & redpilled) says it's woke trash, and I believe him. I'll rewatch the 1970s Superman instead, which had no leftist political agenda.
Replies: >>212520087
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:02:49 PM No.212513116
>>212512633
No way. Jor-El is supposed to be a paragon of goodness.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:03:03 PM No.212513118
>>212506592
>Two more days and I'll watch the shittiest russian CAM first to prove you wrong
This movie won't be shown in Russia. WBD imposed sanctions on Russia 3 years ago and no longer exports movies there. Besides, most Russians only watch Russian movies now. They don't care about Western or American propaganda anymore. It's not the 1990s, when Schwarzenegger was the most popular person there, even more popular than Yeltsin.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:11:25 PM No.212513251
>>212506371 (OP)
Metascore is what actually matters and that's only 71%
Replies: >>212514015
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:49:34 PM No.212513836
Tama_Hair_Down
Tama_Hair_Down
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>>212512633
This is the worst thing ever. Gunn can't stop shoving his daddy issues into everything.
Replies: >>212514051
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:15 PM No.212513990
https://youtu.be/XjrZEtiDwNE
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:02:12 PM No.212514015
>>212513251
that's actually pretty high for a superhero movie.GOTG3 had a 63% and that was a movie with extremely good legs.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:02:31 PM No.212514021
>>212511244
You're not normal you incel chud
Replies: >>212515579
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:03:09 PM No.212514028
>>212506371 (OP)
Why do all of the British reviewers hate it?
Replies: >>212514044
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:04:57 PM No.212514044
>>212514028
british reviewers are pretentious and always hate on blockbusters.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:05:38 PM No.212514051
>>212513836
Not only that, Pa and Ma Kent are portrayed as simpletons who don't even know how cell phones work.
Replies: >>212514064
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:06:37 PM No.212514064
>>212514051
Should’ve let the bus drown
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:14:18 PM No.212514160
Gunn's Superman is going to flop. Gunnfags can't even tell me why it will save the superhero genre. Its just more of the same trash. Nothing new we haven't seen in other superhero films before. Gunn didn't do anything to solve the Superhero fatigue problem. If anything he made it worst.
Replies: >>212514280
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:22:10 PM No.212514280
>>212514160
You will have your capeshit cinematic universe and you will like it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:28:57 PM No.212514388
>>212511299
Artist?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:34:54 PM No.212514464
>>212506777
The way the "positive" reviews are written just confirm to me how terrible it must be.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:36:55 PM No.212514493
Serves them right. I have no regrets about bullying snydercultists in 2016.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:53:37 PM No.212515579
>>212514021
incel/chud like anyy other leftard buzzword just means "normal person who rejects my far left religion"
Replies: >>212515715
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:01:23 PM No.212515715
>>212515579
ok chuddy
Replies: >>212516339
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:36:18 PM No.212516339
leChud
leChud
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>>212515715
Replies: >>212517906
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:23:31 PM No.212517262
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>RT
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:51:19 PM No.212517906
>>212516339
Incel
Replies: >>212519024
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:09:00 PM No.212518332
>>212506371 (OP)
>movie probably written initially to criticize notRussia invading notUkraine except swapped for the Middle East to avoid politicization
>Israel kicks a full fledged genocide into high gear in the middle of filming
>allegory now looks almost 1:1 with Superman (now played by a Jewish man) siding with Palestine against Israel
Holy kek
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:36:25 PM No.212519024
>>212517906
Aw, you are so cute whe you are angry and want the last word.
I wonder why even your side voted against you lol
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:46:19 PM No.212519261
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>>212506371 (OP)
Another capeshit universe without what we really want
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:53:14 PM No.212519429
>>212507257
Jeet here, in the promos Luthor says something under his breath, poor man's Superman says, what did you say? Super poor man's hearing I guess.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:01:22 PM No.212519615
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IMG_6797
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>>212506371 (OP)
Superman 2025 is shaping up to be a textbook case of “cinema has become so bad that a mediocre Hollywood movie gets hyped up as good simply because it comparatively isn’t as bad as other slop we get”
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:04:21 PM No.212519676
>>212519615
tldr
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:07:54 PM No.212519759
Troons and redditors are in for a rude awakening when this movie flops. It won't get $700 million to break even. No sequels, no new DC cinematic universe.
Replies: >>212519870
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:13:07 PM No.212519870
>>212519759
Dream on
Replies: >>212519937
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:13:20 PM No.212519872
>>212519615
so like every big capeshit movie, going back to at least Iron Man 1?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:13:26 PM No.212519877
what even is the plot?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:16:01 PM No.212519937
>>212519870
>>Opens with $360 million
>>Passes $1 billion
This is a nice cope and will never happen, little troon. The movie will be a commercial flop with the $366 million budget.
Replies: >>212520771
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:22:41 PM No.212520087
>>212513063
bannon is a pedo on the list but you think it not real becuase your cult leader said it not.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:49:43 PM No.212520771
>>212519937
750 million is a lock.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:55:15 PM No.212520924
>>212506371 (OP)
>Opens with $360 million
you fucking mongoloid its projected to open with $200 million global which is lower than mos

get a fucking clue, its literally over. I screenshot your post for posterity cuck
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:58:22 PM No.212521020
Hi, I never said it was going to suck, nor was I looking forward to the movie. I don't care about it at all and I'm not going to watch it despite scrolling past these threads for weeks. The time and money you spent on your shill campaign was a total waste. Sorry, but it's better that you know.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:12:42 PM No.212521466
>>212512633
So he reused the plot of GOTG2?
BRAVO GUNN
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:15:07 PM No.212521551
>>212506505
do you mean the roger corman one or the shitty 2005 one?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:23:13 PM No.212521793
>>212506881
That's just korean spiderverse.
Are you really expecting to defeat spiderverse?