FUCKING APOLOGIZE
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/superman_2025
>/tv/ before reactions
This is going to suck!
>/tv/ after positive reactions
Okay, but the reviews will be terrible!
>/tv/ after great reviews
B-but audiences will hate it! Those are paid critics!
>/tv/ after audiences love it
They’re all idiots — this will still flop!
>Opens with $360 million
It won’t even reach $500 million!
>Hits $600 million by the second weekend
It’s never hitting $800 million!
>Reaches $900 million
W-won’t make a billion!
>Passes $1 billion
At that point, /tv/ anons committed seppuku.
This will be glorious. Total snyderjeet death.
Will you see it? Vote:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRL1eyQ
>>212506371 (OP)It sucked and you're a shill
>>212506386You didn't even watch it jeet
I didn't want to see fantastic 4 because the original is already great. Plus Pedro Pascal is an absolute nonce.
I didn't want to see Jurassic-kill the whites
I was planning on seeing Superman with my brother and probably still will, but now James Gunn is spouting some shit about immigration? and the movie not being made for people like me? Now i don't want to see any of these 3 movies
OP
Two more days and I'll watch the shittiest russian CAM first to prove you wrong
Then I'll watch it in the theater to shit properly on this
Then I'll watch the streaming version to make use of my bigger telly
BUT
YOU'LL NEVER see me accepting a Tomatometer. NEVER
>:|
>>212506371 (OP)>>Opens with $360 millionLMAO literally none of the tracking sites/groups have it pinned there you delusional tranny
I don't know why this is so funny but it's really hilarious.
>>212506485Blatant advertising Jeet shill thread
Disparages the one calling it out as a Jeet, very Jewish indeed
>>212506592I’ll lookout for your WEBM spam threads
>>212506371 (OP)>just saw it>it was fun kino and mogged MoS in every fucking waythis board and its shit taste will never stop being an amazing compass on what movies are worth seeing so long as you just do the opposite of whatever people here say
>>212506777Liking capeshit is already shit taste.
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>>212506371 (OP)How did ELIO and SUPERMAN lose to a korean powerpuff girls movie?
>>212506505The thing is...they don't call him an immigrant once in the movie.
>>212506977>>212506505yeah it's weird they came out with that interview take especially when the ultimate message is that his adopted kansas hillbilly parents are his real parents in every way that matters
>>212507053The movie is pretty safe on pol shit to not create controversy, but for some reason Gunn said all that bs
Jeets been real quiet today
>>212507257They are broken. It's over, all they can hope now is if it flops, right now they look for any negative obscure reviewer to help their "cause"
Superman is still going to flop hard.
>>212506371 (OP)Uhm mousesissies??? we're getting brutalized by dchads again like in the old times????????????
>>212507320>Superman is still going to flop hard.flop tracker where?
I cant laugh at gunnkeks without some meaningful figures
>>212507512Expect the premiere in China and Europe. I read that the British didn't like the film.
>>212507964I think it will be huge in china
>>212507317I won't be going to see this movie but I hope it makes more money than the Snyder ones just to make jeets cry and get hit by trains.
>>212507964It's British critics that didn't like the movie, but they're pretentious that more or less hate every blockbuster because they only review based on artistic merit and not if it's entertaining. They hated the Avatar movies too. General britoids are less discerning
>>212507981>I think it will be huge in chinaNo way, chinks don't like capeshit slop. And Superman is completely unknown there.
>>212506371 (OP)this is like IGN scores of vidya games nobody cares
>>212506505>James Gunn is spouting some shit about immigration?Those leftist retards, now finally afraid of spouting their shitty politics because the moveis now actually bomb for that, felt confident because the movie is well received. But that shit isn't in the movie
>>212506384Quality standards of critics have been dropped significantly in these 15 years. As was their sense of dignity and self-respect.
>>212511139I really don't get why he said it when the movie is very thin on politics
>>212506371 (OP)Even if it's not all that great it's going to be nice to have a Superman movie that's not afraid of its comic book origins.
>>212506777MoS was a shit movie and a shit adaptation.
Being better than that boring badly made crap doesn't even mean that the new movie is good
>>212507981It's had terrible pre-sales and they usually have a similar taste as South Koreans and it's getting mediocre reactions from the general audience there. I don't think it will do well in China at all.
>>212507981Presales in China are abysmal.
>>212511226>>212511252if Gunn lost the china market, he's half fucked
Trans woman here, I loved this movie!
>>212511176They are bottling up their need to vomit their propaganda because now they are facing boxoffice consequences for it and they surely have already receeived guidelines about flying below the radars
But I guess suppressing your own nature for more than 5 minutes is unbearable for certain categories
>>212507317Movie will have lower box office than Man of Steel.
>>212511176To redirect the attention of Bavaria coming off as a criticism of Israel, despite being originally written about Russia.
>>212506505That immigrant stuff isnt in the movie and is outright contradicted when it reveals that Kal-El’s parents were trying to invade and conquer earth
>>212511244I wasn’t sure what side of the online war I should join on but now that I know you’re against Jimmy C I’m officially on the side of Superman. See you in December!
>>212511527He has a message from them that's corrupted. In the opening scene it's revealed Superman often likes to listen to the message from Jor-El because it brings him comfort. Luthor later invades the Fortress and retrieves the message/uncorrupts it. The full message reveals they want him to rule Earth as a conqueror and BREED as many human women as he can with his BKC. At the end of the movie, Superman asks the robots to play him his message from his parents but this time they show him a bunch of home videos of him with the Kents, pretty much saying that the Kents are his real parents.
Bannon (he is based & redpilled) says it's woke trash, and I believe him. I'll rewatch the 1970s Superman instead, which had no leftist political agenda.
>>212512633No way. Jor-El is supposed to be a paragon of goodness.
>>212506592>Two more days and I'll watch the shittiest russian CAM first to prove you wrongThis movie won't be shown in Russia. WBD imposed sanctions on Russia 3 years ago and no longer exports movies there. Besides, most Russians only watch Russian movies now. They don't care about Western or American propaganda anymore. It's not the 1990s, when Schwarzenegger was the most popular person there, even more popular than Yeltsin.
>>212506371 (OP)Metascore is what actually matters and that's only 71%
>>212512633This is the worst thing ever. Gunn can't stop shoving his daddy issues into everything.
https://youtu.be/XjrZEtiDwNE
>>212513251that's actually pretty high for a superhero movie.GOTG3 had a 63% and that was a movie with extremely good legs.
>>212511244You're not normal you incel chud
>>212506371 (OP)Why do all of the British reviewers hate it?
>>212514028british reviewers are pretentious and always hate on blockbusters.
>>212513836Not only that, Pa and Ma Kent are portrayed as simpletons who don't even know how cell phones work.
>>212514051Should’ve let the bus drown
Gunn's Superman is going to flop. Gunnfags can't even tell me why it will save the superhero genre. Its just more of the same trash. Nothing new we haven't seen in other superhero films before. Gunn didn't do anything to solve the Superhero fatigue problem. If anything he made it worst.
>>212514160You will have your capeshit cinematic universe and you will like it
>>212506777The way the "positive" reviews are written just confirm to me how terrible it must be.
Serves them right. I have no regrets about bullying snydercultists in 2016.
>>212514021incel/chud like anyy other leftard buzzword just means "normal person who rejects my far left religion"
>>212517906Aw, you are so cute whe you are angry and want the last word.
I wonder why even your side voted against you lol
>>212506371 (OP)Another capeshit universe without what we really want
>>212507257Jeet here, in the promos Luthor says something under his breath, poor man's Superman says, what did you say? Super poor man's hearing I guess.
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>>212506371 (OP)Superman 2025 is shaping up to be a textbook case of “cinema has become so bad that a mediocre Hollywood movie gets hyped up as good simply because it comparatively isn’t as bad as other slop we get”
Troons and redditors are in for a rude awakening when this movie flops. It won't get $700 million to break even. No sequels, no new DC cinematic universe.
>>212519615so like every big capeshit movie, going back to at least Iron Man 1?
>>212519870>>Opens with $360 million>>Passes $1 billionThis is a nice cope and will never happen, little troon. The movie will be a commercial flop with the $366 million budget.
>>212513063bannon is a pedo on the list but you think it not real becuase your cult leader said it not.
>>212506371 (OP)>Opens with $360 millionyou fucking mongoloid its projected to open with $200 million global which is lower than mos
get a fucking clue, its literally over. I screenshot your post for posterity cuck
Hi, I never said it was going to suck, nor was I looking forward to the movie. I don't care about it at all and I'm not going to watch it despite scrolling past these threads for weeks. The time and money you spent on your shill campaign was a total waste. Sorry, but it's better that you know.
>>212512633So he reused the plot of GOTG2?
BRAVO GUNN
>>212506505do you mean the roger corman one or the shitty 2005 one?
>>212506881That's just korean spiderverse.
Are you really expecting to defeat spiderverse?